Washington will watch the prog iress of the New York antl.Blgn cam paign with Interests, according to the Star, and Its own efforts to akatt the local nuisance will probably bo stim ulated by the example which the ag gressive reformers of the metropolis are setting. x English . housekeepers are com plaining because their servants are leaving them to go to Canada and the other colonies. They say that England otters no matrimonial op portunities." Evidently the woman who considers marriage an end worth striving for is not yet extinct. ' What college will first set the ex ample of putting all students on a common level so far as food and lodgings are concerned? asks the Christian Register. Many rich men would prefer to send their sons to a college where luxury was barred and the habits of a hardy manhood were encouraged. '" Germany has appropriated 50,000 marks, or about $12,000, to encour age cotton raising in her colonies, on the condition that her manufac turers shall raise a larger sum, de clares the New York Wdrld. The Im perial Government was moved to ac tion by the plea that the nation should not look to America for three quarters of its imports of raw cotton. In the estimation of the Progres sive Farmer what the country needs is not to enrich a few men enormous ly and then have them make princely gifts to the people they have plun dered. Rather we need to give serious attention to checking special privil ege and so insure an equitable dis tribution of wealth to begin with; and no "philanthropy" on the part of our Croesuses should blind our eyes to this fact. Any man who seriously doubts the supremacy of the English, race may he easily, convinced of his error, as serts the 'New York Tribune,' by the news that English courts are enforc ing a' newly passed antl-tlpplng law. No other country in the world hns thus far proved its ability to math this moral courage of the British. And to think that, at the same time, the Londoners have abolished strap hanging! Verily, in the- English moral world it never rains but it pours.,-, ' " . The crusade in the interests of American forests is commendable from every point of view. The scien tists of the Government have now an nounced that this country as 'a whole consumed every year between three and four times more timber than the total forests of the United States grow in that time. "After us the deluge" has been the wanton motto of our forest vandals. And the de luge has begun to descend annually with great devastation upon Ameri can cities. Remarks the New Orleans Pic ayune: There is a lamentable lack of confidence throughout this country In public officials and their integrity, And persons making such statements should be required to establish their truth. The general belief is that this condition of affairs has resulted from the corrupt practices of railroads in their dealings with Legislatures, the Congress and even with the Courts, nd it is intolerable that a railroad magnate should boast of such a con dition of affairs." Egyptologists, archaeologists In general, and innumerable travelers nlil greatly deplore the submersion of Philae and the other ruins and monuments in that region, but, on the other hand, all Egypt will be enormously benefited by the addition of 1,000,000 acres .to the cultivable area of that country. The relics of antiquity make way for the needs of the present day. Besides, there are yet six years before Philae will be burled forever beneath the waters of the Nile, in which time sightseers and students may improve their op portunities. Although the London department stores have not really posted the fa mous sign, "Going out washing done here," they have taken a step in that direction, notes Youth's Companion. Spring housecleaning is now one of the commodities which they sell. The tenant or householder merely sroes away for a day or two. visiting , or boarding at a hotel. When he re turns, the house ' has been , cleaned from cellar to garret, and everything is restored. "Mother" is spared all the work and "father" no longer has to eat his breakfast from the'ironlng board, nor finds thp oleander "tem porarily potted in his silk hati ' ! : SIR BAREFOOT. Oh, tell me, Mr. Citizen, athwart your busv wny , You've seen, mayhap, Sir Barefoot Boy trudge merrilv to-dav? Perchance 'twas from your auto trap, or from your office dod; Perchance 'twas from the cable-car, or from the cross-roads store; The thrushes, in the country, and the sparrows, in the town, Have noted well, I warrant you, his legs so brave and brown, Have noted well where on his calves the skin is wont to peel, liia stubbed toe, and his wasp-st-jg, and the stone-bruise on his heel. Of course you'd recognize him! Faith, he's one to you akin. Connecting sober, careful age with youth and bliRtered shin ; Recalling short, delicious days that brim with life and light And bring to mind dear pantry shelves, and poppy sheets o' night. J. he days whose rays wore never hot;, whose ram but passing wet; When quite the height of wickedness the cornsilk cigarette! '"he days of wide, exhauatless woods, and Rover tried und leal; Of stubbed toe, and of wasp-sting, aud of stone-bruise ou the heel. Don't vou remember, friend, the fun (as I do, goodness knows!) Of making cool and liquid mud squirt high between vour toes? Don't you remember early morns, nnd that entrancing bliss Of swishing through the lielils of dew, and ev'rv drop a kiss? Don t you remember how the dust lav warm and thick beneath, And how in sport you plowed it up till folk could scarcely breathe? Dont you remember barley stumps that mnde you fairly reel? The stubbed toe, and the wusp-sting, and the stone-bruise on the heel? I reckon you remember, too. the sunny hours of spring, !. " 9 aRninst t'19 bursting sod, each foot was like a wing! Ah, how you used to run and leap and kick for verv joy! 0 lambkin ever gamboled thus as now the liarefoot Boy. But jo! by fall your feet had spread, and shoes, once roomy, cramped; Until you floundered clumsily as here and there you stamped! Zounds! wouldn't you give name, nnd fame, and wealth, again to feel The stubbed toe, and the wasp-sting, and the stone-bruise nn the heel? Edwin L. Sabin, in The Century. Modern Lsau GLhszshssse ESH5HHHSHH2SSSaSHSESHEHSaSHSHHaE By J. CRAY. JT "And you really will wait for me, Harold?" The speaker was a pretty girl of twenty-five, with nut-brown hair which lay back in natural waves, nnd bright eyes that Just at the moment were dimmed with grief. "Wait for you! Of course I will, my darling. I could not do other wise," the man replied, drawing her tenderly to him. "But it la so much to ask. Three long years! If they would only have given father the post for a shorter time! I know It is his only chance lor health, but I feel sure he will be well long before we are able to re turn." "If he is, so much the better, sweetheart. Meanwhile, we must be brave and bear the separation.. Jt is to save his life." "I know, I know, and I am going to be brave. How good and unselfish rou are, Harold! When I come back, dear, I will try to repay you. Oh, 1 will be a good wife to you! " "I know you will, sweetheart! But oh! my dearest," he added, with a burst of passion that could not be controlled, "it is hard to say good bye! " Tears were in the man's eyes as he kissed her, and the girl sobbed frankly at the thought of thi long parting Fate had decreed for t. em. Her father's health had failed on the very advent of the wedding, and the doctor peremptorily ordered hlra out of England. A post was opportunely offered to him in Australia, and as soon as he was well enough the voy age must be made. But he was elder ly and ill, and the daughter felt she could not let him go so far alone. After a short but sharp struggle, she resolved to go with him, and say fare well to her lover. It was a bitter and heartrending leavetaking. With much grief Elsie Landon said "Good bye" to the man she loved, while he sadly but resignedly set hlra3elf to face the terrible separation. All this, however, happened ten "ears ago. Ten years! Harold Prlestlelgh, musing over it, could not realize that so much time had fled. How quickly It had rushed away! He thought three years would never pass, and now he had proved that, When looking forward, a few years are an eternity; but when looking back they are but as a dream. All this time Fate had sternly forbidden Elsie's return. Her father's health had always remained too precarious for the doctor to give him permission to come home, and Elsie had felt It her duty to remain with him. But Fate, who had been so stern in one respect, had tempered severity with gentleness In another, for to Harold the ten years had passed so smoothly, so comfortably, that he had suffered less than he expected to In one. And fear by year, month by month, ho felt the pain of separation less. Elsie would come back one day, he knew, but it would not be till her father's death now, and Harold felt no Impa tience. Life was very pleasant, In a calm and peaceful way. His home was happy under his sister's gentle rule, and ho had come to regard his swoetheart's return as an almost un welcome change In the placidity of his life. He was forty years old now, slightly bald, and had a tendency to stoutness, and who knew what dis turbing elements her arrival would bring? Therefore, although Inevita ble, he would not think of it as an Imminent possibility. . , It was somewhat of a shock, there fore, when one day he opened the familiarly addressed envelope and read a follows: "My dear Harold" (it used to be My dearest boy," or "My own Har old," but doubtless she was becoming a prosaic, middle-aged person, being only five years younger than him self. All this flashed through his mind as he continued to read), "the dear father passed away on the 20th of last month. I am very ead, and, in spite of my many frlend3 here, rather lonely. I shall sail for England as soon as everything can bs arranged, and then, you know, dear, 1 am yours, and will do all I can to make up for the many years of loneliness yon have devoted to me." "Poor little thing!" he said softly. She must, indeed, be lonely!" But even witn tne tender thought came the realization that for years he had never wanted her, had not been lone ly in the least himself, and had scarcely missed her. The task of comforting her was rather a stern duty to which he must apply himself manfully than an anticipated pleas ure, Hetwas intensely conservative in his habits, and, as he stretched himself before his study fire for it was a cool autumn day he felt dis tinctly ruffled to think that the old order was about to change and give place to new. A postscript stated that she r.as still uncertain by which vessel she would Ball, but would cable In starting, or wire when she landed in England. "Elsie is coming home at once," he said, as his sister Marian brought him a steaming cup of tea with Just the right amount of cream and sugar In it. "Her father has passed away." And even as he made the remark he wondered whether it would take Elsie long to understand all his little peculiarities of tnste, and whether she would pander to them quite as gracefully as his sister had done. Marian took the letter, which he handed over to her without any qualms or shyness, and read it through. "You have both been very patient," she remarked quietly, and as much as she adored her brother, there seemed a touch of contempt In her voice. "I hope you will be very happy. Under the circumstances I suppose you will not delay the wed ding." "No, I suppose not," he replied, and his tone was not that of an ardent lover, but rather Implied that, having waited ten years for his bride, he would willingly serve the time again, though not from the cause as the patriarch of old. As the days passed Harold grew more and more reluctant to welcome Elsie, and yet he felt an awful sen sation of shame when he considered his position. "Of course I want her," he argued with himself, "only she has been away so long, and the thought of marriage Is somewhat embarrassing to such an old bachelor." At last a wire came which, by Its abruptness, took his breath away. "Landed yesterday. Comine tn oa you this afternoon. ELSIE." He put down the telegram with a gasp. "To-day! I thought I should have been able to meet her! Still, after all, this Is less embarrassing. It would be trying to meet at the docks or the station." Cheering himself with this thought, he hurried from the study. "Marian! Marian!" be called. But no answer came from bis sister. At last a housemaid appeared to say: "PleaBe, sir, Miss Prlestlelgh has gone to the West End to shop; she said she might spend the afternoon with, a friend, and not be home till late." "What friend?" he asked, eagerly. "Can I wire?" "No, sir; she did not leave any ad dress. You were busy, and she said she would cot disturb you." Harold always objected to being disturbed' in his morning's work. There was nothing for it, then, but to receive her himself. He went back to his study trying to hammer the belief Into his mlod that he wanted Elsie, wanted her sadly, but his heart contradicted so loudly that the brain could not accept the statement. "Heaven help me!. I do not feel that I want her! " he confessed at last. "What a cold-blooded villain I must be!" He took her po'rtralt down from the shelf and looked at it closely. It was the same sweet face of ten years before, although the photo had been quite recently taken. "She is good and loving and pretty, and she is mine," he whispered, but his heart throbbed no faster at the thought. It rather sank lower, and he almost felt faint with loathing of himself and dread of the Interview. . He could eat no lunch, and awaited his visitor In a kind of sick uneasi ness. At last the ring came, but to save his life he could not go out to meet her. He sat pal.i and reluctant till Jane came to say that a lady war waiting In. the drawing room. Then, with an effort, be went down; there was no further possibility of delay; and he drew his haudkerchlet over bis damp brow before entering the room. I Elsie rose and came forward at once. "Harold," she said, "at last I am back in England." She looked very pale, but no doubt that was the result of her grief. Evi dently she did not expect to be kissed, but he took ber hand and murmured some kind words of welcome. "You have hal a great sorrow," he said gently, "but 1 know how brave you are." "I am not at all brave," she re plied, a little 'scornfully. Then after struggling with her emotion for a moment or two, -nhe continued: "I am glad to see you alone, Har old. I feel I have been very, very wicked; when I wrote to you 1 did not know I did not dream such a thing possible. I thought I loved you too much!" He looked amazed, and she went on to explain: "On the-voyage I met someone a Mr. Douglas; he was very kind to me, and before I realized what was happening, we fell in love. Oh! 1 am aehamed of myself! I will marry you it you still wish it, Harold, but I could not add the wrong of deceiving you to all the rest." She did not look at him, or she would have seen the relieved expres sion on his face. "I am humiliated," she went on rapidly. "It did not enter my mind that a woman of my age could fall violently in love! I thought the old, quiet affection I had for you was all that was left after the glamour ot youth was gone. But love was too subtle. I did not recognize it till it was too strong for me." She looked up, and said plteously, "Can you forgive me?" "There is nothing to forgive," he said slowly. Then, with an evident effort, continued: "I would never have confessed If you had not told ma this, but I think I am too old and staid to marry. Much as I appreciat ed your friendship, I almost dreaded your coming home." She looked at him in amazed de light. "Harold, you dear old fellow! Do you really mean it?, You don't mind setting me free?" "I ought to mind It, I know," he said, with a whimsical smile, "but honestly, I have funked the thought of marrying for a long time." "Harold, this Is not pure unselfish ness?" she queried, in sudden sus picion. A dull red appeared In Harold's face, hut he nerved himself to speak the truth. "It is pure selfishness. I feel a brute to say it, but circumstances Justify me in doing so. What you tell me is a relief. I, too, am glad to be free." "Then there will be no tragedy," she said, with the first smile he had seen her give. How bright and young and pretty It made her! "No, there will be no tragedy," he echoed. "You Bee how old and staid and gray I am. I have got Into a groove; but time has dealt differently with you; you will marry and be happy, nnd I shall be happy nlBo." They talked a little longer, but Elsie would not stay to tea. Her hansom was watting, and she had to gladden Mr. Douglas as soon as possible with the .news. "We shall always be friends, Har old?" she queried as she shook hands with him. "Always, I hope," he responded calmly. "George and I will come to see you and Marian soon," she said gaily. "Good-bye." "Good-bye," Harold repeated, me chanically, as the door closed upon her and upon all the dream of love that he had ever known. The door closed, and Harold went back to his study and locked himself in. Yet, somehow, love was not willing to be so abruptly and ruthlessly shut out. The - vision remained ot the sweet face,' so radiant with Joy, that he had once loved to kiss. The eyes that sor row and patient devotion to duty had not dimmed were still before him, and the echo ot some words she had said still remained in his ears: "Had you sent for me at any time, Harold, I should have come. Father had many friends, and could have well spared me for the last five or six years. I felt you had the greatest claim- upon me, and though you seemed willing, I would not have asked you to wait longer." Harold bowed his head, and sat for a long time gazing into the fire, now burning dim and cheerless. He shiv ered as he glanced round the room, which- for the first time struck him as looking unhome-like and lacking something. Outside, the clouds had piled up again, grim and lowering in the dull autumn sky; and in his heart, too, the clouds were gathering. "She would have come! She would have come," he repeated in a dull, ex pressionless tone of voice. "What an insensate fool I have been! There la tragedy, after all, in selling one's birthright for a mess ot pottage!" London Sunday-School Times. "The Fox and the Grapes" Revised. Governess (who has told her small pupil the story of "The Fox and th Grapes") "Now, Isn't that a clevei story, Ethel?" Ethel "Clever? Not a hit! That fox was nothing but a goose. He pre tended that the grapes were sour; what he should have said was: 'Oh, what beautiful grapes! So tempting and so sweet! But my doctor has told me never to eat sweet things, so I must refrain.' " Tit-Bits. i Music of A. - ' By CARL Imagine listening In your home to the performance of a Paderewskt or a Knelsel Quartette who are miles away, the tones being Just as orig inal in your parlor as they are at the musicians' elbow. Imagine hav ing such fine music available to your home at any time by merely turning on an electric switch, a largo corps of the best musicians of the day play ing continuously at the central sta tion. Imagine such music service at a nominal charge per hour, you using as many or as few hours as you wish, so that with a room full of your guests, the cost would average a cent or two per guest, per hour. It is a literal realization of Ed ward Bellamy's dream of the music of A. D. 2000, ninety -three years ahead of the prophesied time, as pic tured In that wonderful book of fif teen' years ago, "Looking Backward." Imagine that hitherto impossible dream of the social reformer the de mocracy of fine music come true, the poorest as well as the richest In the community being able to enjoy the best music, Interpreted by the living touch of the finest musicians. Imagine a musical Instrument weighing two hundred tons, when built on a scale to supply New York City, with a wiring system of twenty five thousand subscribers, and cost ing hundreds of thousands of dollars. One by which, playing as they would on a piano or an organ keyboard, musicians may produce not only ap proximations of the known instru ments, but hundreds of new tone qualities never heard before, and can change any tone at will into any other conceivable quality. Imagine nn Instrument that has absolutely certain intonation, no note of which can ever be out of tune, and having three times as many tones to the octave as the piano, these finer shadings of Intonation ennbling mu sicians to produce a "velvety smooth ness of harmony unfamiliar to musi cal ears since the days of Palestrlna," as one prominent musical critic has written about it. Imagine bedridden sufferers In sick rooms and hospital wards being soothed and engrossed with concerts by the foremost instrumentalists, without even turning In bed, and with no Intrusion upon their privacy by the musicians, who in this case, are miles away. Fourteen years ago, Thnddeus Cahill, a native of Iowa, already the Inventor of several practical im provements in the typewriter, con ceived the Idea o'f a musical instru ment with a keyboard, the keys of which should control vlbratorily timed electric currents. Special dy namos, each with its own rapidity of alternations, were found neces sary; each rate of alternations corre sponding to the vibratory rate of the sound of musical notes, according to the law which makes the pitch of a note the result of Its vibratory rapid ity. These currents, vibrating tele phone diaphragms In unison with their own alternations, should pro duce the music as played. After years of difficulties he was backed by men prominent In the op eration of electric utilities. Last year two hundred tons of elaborate mech anism were installed in a building at New York. The wiring system was extended to several outside points in the city where special service was rendered as early as November last. The wonders of the process created widespread Interest and many thous ands of New York's amusement seek ers and music-lovers attended the performances. Among the novel fea tures was the rendering of the music from ordinary arc-lights as the musi cians played. On January 23, at the Hotel Im perial, a wedding took place, the mu Snuke-ltite Lancet. According to Consul-General W. H. Michael, of Calcutta, a lancet in vented by Sir Lauder Brunton, called the "snake-bite lancet," has been in troduced In India with splendid re sults. It Is being widely distributed by the authorities to police outposts In Bengal and Assam, the central provinces and united provinces, and also to all village officials by some ot the native States in upper and cen tral India. A report by one person Is to the effect that he had saved the lives of twenty persons bitten by cobras and karalts within the last year by the use of, one lancet. The use of this simple instrument may be the means of saving thousands of lives annually in India and hence will prove a great blessing. Consular Report. Look Happy. In a recent address of Professor O. L. McKay, to Iowa dairymen, he called attention to this condition, viz: "Why, do you know that in some of the European countries to-day they are dairying successfully on land worth from $400 to $1000 per acre? The same markets are open to our people that are open to those people, and no duty bars the way. The dif ference Is right here; they are dairy ing intelligently with good cows. Their average is nearly 300 pounds of butter per cow, while ours is about 140 pounds per cow. We need a great awakening among the produc ers' of this State along intelligent lines of dairying; Just such an awak ening as has taken placa arasng the torn pioiucajg." ' D. 2000 Here. w HERBERT. sic for the service being played by the musicians a mile away, who were kept In Instant touch with the cler gyman by telephone. . As electric current travels faster than 190,000 miles a second, It can be readily seen that no time was lost In transmis sion of either signals or music cur rents. On January 31 the leading spirits of the New York Musical Therapeu tic Society, practicing and developing the world-known principle of apply ing music to curative purposes, per ceived and Immediately took advan tage of a totally unforeseen possi bility in the telharmonic system. Pre scribing music had been merely a. matter of approximation, filling such a prescription on the part of musi cians purely guesswork. The cura tive principle of music is based, of course, on the vibratory effect upon the nervous system through the audi tory nerve. Now, for the first time, the exact intensity and precise rapid ity of the vibrations could be con trolled and made formulae. Further, musicians could not be readily in truded upon the privacy of the slclc room. Now all was changed. Wir ing and receivers may be installed anywhere, and the musicians may be miles away. And so the Society for mally adopted this as the only scien tific method of applying muslcaf therapeutics, and this form of prac tice, which has hitherto suffered alt the handicaps and disparagements, which medicine would have If the pharmaclst were without scales, is to take Its place as an exact science wlth materia medica. On February 17, at another hotel, a religious service was held, all the ten musical numbers, hymns, an thems and solos being sung by the choir and congregation to the music rendered by the distant musicians at the central station. As before, the telephone kept the players in instant touch with the order of the Bervice. During March two notable events occurred. The first was the com pletely successful wireless transmis sion of telharmonic music current by Dr. Lee De Forest of wireless , telegraphy fame, listeners anjoying a concert program at a nearby hotel, others in the sky-scraping tower of the New York Times building, others at the Government's wireless station at the Brooklyn Navy Yard, six miles away from the musicians, and yet others on board the U. S. S. Virginia, lying off Staten Island in the harbor, nearly ten miles away. In all these cases the air, the ether, was the only transmitting medium of the currents. The amazing prediction Is made as a scientific certainty, that In a year or two, passengers on ocean greyhounds, bound to or from the port of New York, will have concerts when within a thousand miles of the musicians at the central station. The public wonder had scarcely subsided when Dr. B. F. Tracy, a practitioner of electrical therapeu tics and an M.D. of note, conducted a series of experiments upon patients afflicted with various stages of deaf ness. Of five students, deaf mutes, from the New York Institute for the Instruction of Deaf Mutes, two of whom were congenital cases, deaf from birth, all were able to experi ence the sensation of tone; one by the sound wave from the horn and receivers, by reason of the sound being scientifically perfect, with a wonderful carrying or penetrating power, and two others by bone con duction, the telephone receivers be ing pressed directly upon the skull at different points. The others, the congenital cases, experienced sensa tions pleasurably equivalent to the sensations of tone, by the direct ap plication of the current from the dy namos upon their scalps by small electrodes or wet sponges at the ends of the wires. ' Overwork a Waste of Time. Overstrained faculties can never bring out the best results. Overwork Is always a waste of time, and though it may not seem to be so at first, eventually the sad truth is al ways, manifested. To cut off needed recreation, to curtail the hours of sleep, to postpone a holiday indefi nitely, to refuse to take rest and ease and change, under the impression that thus time is saved, Is always a short-sighted policy and often a fatal mistake. The time arrives when the poor, abused faculties take their re venge and refuse to serve altogether, or do in so feeble a fashion as to show their deterioration. Razor Strops. These are prepared from strips of linoleum of the usual length and width, left for twenty-four hours in a one-eighth to one-fourth per cent solution of hartshorn salt, to which one and one-half per cent of alum has previously been added, at the or dinary temperature; the strips are then dried at the normal tempera ture, rubbed with soap and polished with pumice stone. They are finally fastened in the usual manner to wooden handles. Strops made in this way will give a smooth sharp edge to the razor. Scientific American. Where tho Wild Beasts Are. A little girl a Great Totham, Es-'; sex, when asked to write about wild animals and the countries they in habit, wrote:, "Wild animals used to abound in England, but new they are only to be found In the Theologi- & Gardens." Lloyd's Weekly.