CINCINNATI PEOPLE EXCITED. The Great Cooper, as he is Called, has Stirred up that City to a Remarkable Degree. ' Cincinnati, O.March 27. This city iB'st present In the midst of an excite ment beyond anything that it ex perienced In recent years. . O.d and young, rich and poor, all soero to have become beside themselves over An Individual who was a stranger to Clnolnnati up to two weeks ago. Tub man who has created all this turmoil is ' L. T. Cooper, president of TV Cooper Medicine Co., of Dayton, Ohl . who is at present Introducing his preparation in this city for the first tlm ' Cjnper is a man about thirty years of age nnd has acquired a fortune within the past two years by the sale of some preparations of which he is the owner. Reports from eastern cities that pro ceeded the young man here were of the most startling nature.' Many of the leading dailies going so far as to state tha he bad nightly cured In public placs deafness of years standing with one of his preparations. The physicans Of thfl East contradicted this statement, elaiming the thing to be impossible, but the facts seemed to bear out this state ment that Cooper actually did so. In consequence people flocked to bim by thousands ana his preparations sold lik. wildfire. Many of these stories were regarded as fictions in Cincinnati and until Cooper actually reached this city little att- ntlon was paid to them. Hardly had the young man arrivea, however, wh- n he began giving demonstrations, as he calls them, in public, and daily Sykesvllle. I G. ManBfleld and wife visited Mrs. Clnrk In Soldier Sunday. , Clair Beams, of Winner, visited with friends in town last week, ,. . Charles Jacobson, of a Falls Creek, spent Sunday with Mrs. Ennis and family. , MiBS Lulu Gearhart and ,Miss Vada Holman spent- Saturday in DuBois hopping. Robert Diltz and wife, of DuBois, visited with Mrs. Emma Nupp and family Sunday. Miss Mary Crawford, teacher of room No. 2, handed in his resignation to take effect Wednesday. Miss Edna Welder, of Big Run, Is visiting with her cousin, Miss Twila London, at present. , Mr. and Mrs. Howard Clark and ohildren spent Sunday with the form er's parents in DuBols. Mrs. John Emrick, of DuBois, visited with her parents, Mr. Henry Crawford and wife, one day last week. ' MrB. A. S. Phillippl, son William, and daughter; Virginia,' of Big Run, visited with her daughter, Mrs. Glenn Eaton, one day last week. 'Henry Duff, of Pittsburg, and Mrs. John Null, of this place, visited several days last week with , their brother, Milton Duff, in Warren,' Pa. .The Shakesperian Literary Society met at the home of Miss Freda Richel last Tuesday evening and spent a very enjoyable as well as profitable evening. Letter Mat. List of unclaimed letters remaining in post office at Reynoldsville, Pa., for week ending March 23, 1907. Miss Nan Anderson, W. W. Blany our, Mrs. Benar. Foreiga Frank Cazerto. P. Zellsnaca. Say advertised and give date of list when calling for above. K c. Burns P. fo . A .NATION I OF CRIPPLES RHEUMATISM BEYOND CONTROL . Uric-O Treatment Advised Very few people nowadays are free from some form of Rheumatism. In fart, it looks as though the disease was fast crippling our nation. People of means are trying the great specialists, and they go from Bast to West and to all part of the earh in search of med ical help and relief. The greatest boon to mankind has re cently been brought abont, especially to those who suffer with Rheomatio Acid Poisoning. It ia a hanaieM rem edy called URIC-O. A treatment for the blood, bladder and kidneys. This snarvelona remedy, taken internally, eta In a thorough manner on the Mood, relieving those terrible paint that nearly erasa the mind. URIC-O k made for Rheumatism only, and it Is a positive cure for the dlaeaae in alllU forma. It Is harmless Mi pleasant to lake, eontalnlng no poison, alcohol or whiskey, and, if taken as directed, will eure each and every form of Rheum tism, no matter how bad. ; . , . i Druggiata nil UUIC-O at. 1 00 pet bottle, or it will be sent at above pries bj the SMITH DRUG COMPANY SYRACUSE, N. T. Liberal also annv rlea and circulars will be forwards Urieo is s 'Id (a Reynoldsville by the 8toke& Feicbt Drug Co. met people afflioted with deafness and with a single application of one of his preparations actually made deaf people hear again. in addition to. this work Cooper ad vanced the theory that stomach trouble is the foundation of . nine out of ten diseases and claimed to have a prepara tion that would restore the stomach to working order and thus get rid of such troubles as rheumatism and affections of the kidneys and liver, in about two weeks time, Tbis statement seems to have been borne out by the remarkable results obtained through the use of bis prep aration, and now all ' Cincinnati is ap parently mad over the young man. His headquarters resemble a veri table stampede. Thousands of people are vUltlng him each day, and the druggists are selling bis medicines In enormous quantities. What seems to make Cooper still more popular is the fact that be prao tlces extensive charitable work and has already dispensed a small fortune among the poor of the city. How long the tremendous Interest in Cooper will last is bard to estimate At present there seems to be no sign of a let-up. Reputable physloians claim it to be a fad that will die out as soon as Cooper leaves. In jus'tice to him, however, it must be said that he seemes to have accom plished a great deal for the sick of this city with his preparations. Soldier. Daniel Varner Is quite ill again. Thomas Johnson, of Robertedale, was in town Sunday. Born to Mr. and MrB. Samuel Hart last Wednesday twins boy and girl. Soldier was well represented at the plays at Park Theatre at Reynoldsville last week. Alex. Watson attended the Initiation in the Red Men's lodge at Sykesvllle last Wednesday evening. A very pleasant surprise party was given Mrs. Anna Carney last Monday, It being the anniversary of her birth. On returning from her daughter's house at noon she was met at her door by thirty ladies who bad entered her home and prepared an elegant dinner She was presented with a filled purse. Her married sons and daughters with their wives and husbands went in the evening and gave her a second surprise. They also gave her valuable presents. All report a fine time. Want Column. Rates: One cent per word for each and evorv insertion. FOR Sale Brown Rose Comb Leg born eggs 50c for 15c. P. G. Burkhart, Pleasapt avenue. LOST In a store in Reynoldsville a couple of months ago, a package con taintng undershirts, shirts and pants Package was marked F. O. B. Johnston, 215 DuBois street, DuBois. Pa. Finder please leaye paokage at Star office. Wanted Several first class winders and horizontal warners. Address, Woodhouse, Bopp & Co., West Pitts burg, Pa. To Let 6 room house with good, large lot. House newly finished throughout. Or will sell at low price , on easy payment. m. M. fisher. To Let Six room bouse and large lot on Ohio street. West Reynoldsville, See L. L. Guthrie, Biitad stH. Wes Reynoldsville. FOR 8 ale Nice lot for home on Worth street., three-year-old Palo Alto driving horse, farm mare 1400 weight, five shares of Reynoldsville First NationaTbank stock of Ifirst Issue. 1500 00 In silk mill stock, 11,000.00 In steel plant stock. Inquire of M. C. Coleman. For Rent House on Grant st. with privilege of town water. Inquire of Dr. R. DeVere King. Lost Solid gold link cuff (button. Finder please leave same at The oVtar office. Eggs for Hatching From white Plymouth Rocks, white Leghorns (single oemb), Anaconas, Red Caps; 60c per setting. Alex. Cooper, R. F. D. No. 2, Reynoldsville. For Sale Full blooded Plymouth Rock chicken eggs for setting. In quire of H. A. Swab. For Sale Eggs from pure bred barred Plymouth Rocks (Gardener Thompson strain) 60o per setting. In quire of Frank Shumaker. For Sale Good 140 acre farm in McCalmont township; one bouse, two barns and one shop on farm; easy terms. Inquire at The Star offloe. For Rent Eight room house on Main street. Inquire of T. D. Hoon. For Rent Six room house on Hill street, near Fifth. Inquire L. M. Snyder. - i For Rent Six room bouse on Jack ton street. Inquire of M. M. Dayis. For8ale Six room house on Jack ton street Inquire of M. M. Davis. I I ' animal jpicures. The Crab Eating Raccoon and Pecul iar Cruxtacean Tasts. Wlint made the crnl eatlntr raccoon first tnke to his queer diet? The question Is suggested by a specimen of this strange animal which has arrived nt the meungerio nnd will be happy to oblige any generous visitor with an illustration of the quickest way to kill, unsiiell nnd swallow u crustacean with out nrtlflcliil nsslstnnce. of nny kind. Doubtless the peculiarity originated in the shore frequenting habits of the species, nnd,' le!ng a delicate feeder, the succulence of the crab, once crack ed, was an obvious inducement to re new his acquaintance on every possi ble occasion. Originally probably a fruit enter, the raccoon is Inquisitive and dainty, both strong Incentives to experiments in diet. When an Indi vidual sees n small object be does not understand, his actions fall under three hemlines. He first puts the article to clone scrutiny, both with his eyes and. that supercilious upturned nose of his; then he tukes it nwoy and washes It a very characteristic action of this water loving animal and flnnl ly puts it to the grand test of eatable ncss or otherwise. If It uppenrs un palatable, he gives It to his wife. In tills way It Is easy to Imagine how the creek loving coon, wearying of too much fruit, made his first crab supper nnd, though be has never been able to add n squeeze of lemon or brown bread and butter to the repast, has be come n confirmed lover of crustneea ever since. All creatures make experi ments of the sort and occasionally car ry them on until they become a fixed habit, and their whole structure Is modified In accordance. Nntnre, for Instance, never Intended the osprey to live on fish. It was the temptation of an old world trout in difficulties In the shallows "that first led the great hawk astray. Some small Brazilian monkeys, again, live almost exclusive ly on birds' eggs, nn Australian parrot has given up a proper vegetarian diet for nn exclusive regimen of mutton, and many other Instances of the same unorthodox appetites might be cited. London Globe. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. . ' ii A good ninny loafers imagine they are philosophers. .. . , n - You are very fond of your opinions. Let other men enjoy theirs. Parents will say their children are bad. but won't stand It from others. Enthusiasm Is all right provided you don't meet a man who Is full of It When you are busies! The average man has more respect for a thief than a deadbeat. And thieves are not held in high esteem. When a man tells his "story," always remember that he exaggerates It npd that he Isn't fair with the other fellow. Among the white races more than seven-tenths of religion Is confined to women. Yet the men run things. Very few men are really religious, while you find few women who are not. Atchison Globe. ; Swish! One of the first secretaries of agrlAiI tnre was a man of great shrewdness and ability, which were not incompati ble with a certain slow footed ease. He was known to be lute at cabinet meetings, where tardiness is n serious breach of etiquette. One day when 'he came Into a meeting a minute or two late one of the other secretaries, think ing to give a helpful rebuke, said: ) "Hello!. Here comes the tall of the administration." The secretary slid leisurely Into his seat nnd then answered: "Well, the tall may come In handy some day to brush the flies off the rest of the administration." Youth's Com panion. """ A 8trong Reason. The bookkeeper of a sportsmen's publication received a letter one day from nn old subscriber stating that bo had long read It with Interest and was aware that It was time to renew his subscription, but did not wish to do ao, as he would not need it in the fu ture. It was not noticed that the post murk was that of a town In which a state prison Is located, but the post script was eloquent It said, "P. 8. I to be hansed next week." O. R. HALL i Carpets and Rugs 9 x12 Floor Rugs The largest Assortment, the Handsomest Pat - terns, the Best Qualities ever shown in- town, . . LINOLEUMS . Lace Curtains . PORTIERES ' A Nice Legal Distinction. A lawyer In the Indian Territory named McUuuu was the uttorney for a farmer who had killed a neighbor. McGiinn got the man out on ball on the plea of Justifiable homicide or some thing of the kind, ami the farmer liu nieJIatelv took bis gun and killed the chl'.'f witness ngnlnst him. Naturally this nettled the sheriff and the Judges, and they offered $300 re ward for the murderous farmer. "Say." said McUflnu to the sheriff, "will you give me that reward if I get lilmT "Yes," the sheriff replied, and McOanu rode out to the biding place of bis client. The farmer came up, 'and Mc(!ann shot him, took the body back to town and demanded the reward. "How about this, McGann?" asked another lawyer. "Do you think It Is in accord ance with the ethics of tho legnl pro fession to take advantage of your cli ent In that manner?" "Ethics be blow ed!" snorted McGnnu. "I killed him In another case." Exchange. 8gcity of Blind Horses. The way in which blind horses can go about without getting Into more difficulties than they ordinarily do la very remarkable. They rarely, If ever, hit their heads against a fence or stone wnll. They will slide off when tbey come near one. It appears from care ful observation that it Is neither shade nor phelter which warns them of the danger. On an absolutely sunless and windless day their behavior Is the same. Their olfactory nerves doubt less become very sensitive, for. when driving tbem, they will poke their heads downward In search of water fifty yards before they come to a stream crossing the rondwny. It can not be an abnormally developed sense of hearing which leads them to do this, for they will net nllke though the wa ter be a stagnant pool. Men who have been blind for nny great length of time develop somewhat similar instincts to blind horses. French Similes For "Drunk." The French have some Interesting similes of their own corresponding to the English "drunk as a lord" or "drunk as a .wheelbarrow," says a London writer. The most generally recognized one In the case of "lvre," the Jess extreme nnd less vulgar word for drunk,". Is "lvre comuie une soupe" "eoupe" meaning the piece of bread eaten with soup as well as the soup it self, and a bouillon soaked piece of bread offering a natural simile for sat uration. When the less delicate "soul" Is used Instead of "lvre," the French' man may speak of being as drunk as an ass, a cow, a Swiss or a thrush. The allusion In the last case Is to the fondness of thrushes for grapes, which are said at vintage time to make tbem unsteady in their flight. Worse Inside Than Out "If you should visit a 'Japanese house," sntd nn oriental, "you would be obliged to remove your shoes at the doorway. Japanese floors are very beautifully kept. I know of some houses where thirty or forty servants have no other duty than the polishing of the floors. A young Japanese stu dent, studying in London, bad the mis fortune to live In an apartment house where the Janitor did not keep the hall in very good condition. It was a great change to htm, and he felt it keenly. On the approach of winter the Janitor put up In the entrance the no tice, 'Please wipe your feet.' The young Japanese, the first night he ob served this notice, took out a pencil and added to It, 'On going out"' Minneapolis Journal. Qrim Joke In a Blue Book. A grim piece of humor appears in the British blue book dealing with the taxation of unimproved land values in the colonies. The tax commissioner of Adelaide, after referring to the inac curate returns, says: . "Hide by side with these Inaccurate returns it has been pleasing to note the completeness with which others linve been prepared in the minutest particulars, and we cannot fall to rec ognlze the thoroughness of the tax payer who returned that piece of land of his, measuring nine feet by six feet, in the cemetery, and under the column 'Name of Occupier' gave that of his departed wife." Body Brussels Velvets Axminsters Tapestries The largest assortment we ever bad. When yon ask for the BEST COUGH CURE and do not get Kemps Balsam Ton are not getting the best and will be disappointed. KEMP'S BALSAM costs no more than any other cough remedy, and yon are entitled to the best when yon ask for it. Kemp's Balsam will stop any cough that can be stopped by any medicine, and core eonghs that cannot be cured by any other medicine. It is always the Best Cough Cure. At all druggists, 25c, EOe. and ft Dont accept anything time. 1 G. C. GIBSON Doctor of Optics I will resume my OI'TICAL WOUK that, was IntHi-rupk-il by iiliiexs in ruv family and hope to meut my old friends and mauy netv. ones. . Old customers needing changes will ohliue me bv giving diitH of old work hs I have on file alicoxi. SIX THOUSAND prcBcriptions filed In the order in which they were taken. All work will be as represented Owing to the dislike to the une of drug and dark room in fitting new methods and Instruments do ntt require them. The latest is the LUMINOUS KETINOSCOPE and ELECTRIC LAMP. I will visit the American House, Brookvllle, March 29 and 30. And Imperial Hotel, Eeyn oldsville, April 1. JOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING. ' At the retrular annnnl mpAflnir nt tv. OnV dler Kun Baptist church, to be held In its church on Main street, in the Borough of Knynoldsvllle, on the second day of April, 1W7, Htf.DOo'clock p. m., a resolution will be F resented tochange the name nf the chtirnh rom the Bnldler Run Baptist church to the First Hup! 1st church of Reynoldsville, Pa., and that the church proceed to Incorporate unci umirr inn last mennonen name, viz.. First Biiptlst Church of Reynoldsville, Pa., and the Board of Trustees nf the Soldier Hun Baptist church Is authorized ti ennvpv all the property, real and persons!, of the old" organimi.ion to ine trustees 01 the newly In corDontted church. By order of the Board of Trustees of the church. Binned bv J. O. Kin. R. II. Wlknn A. R. Bowser. L. O. Lldle, E C. Divls, Trustees of tne cornier nun uaptistrnurch. ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Estate of Allen Cathers, Deceased. Letters of administration on the above cs tiite hHvlnif been grunted to the undersigned, all persons Indebted to the said estate are requested to make payment, and those hav ing clHinia to nresnnt th, sitme wlttmut Hulan to .Iohs M. Norsis, Administrator. SI. M, Davis, Attorney. The Waiter Talks- Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. I knew when you sat down at my table that you was a gentleman that would 'predate good thing, and that's the reason I made bold to recommend Seal shipt oysters. r I've got a good many gentle men who come to my table reg'lar and most of 'em says to me, "All right, Jim," and I know that means Sealshipt oysters, every time. If you've got. the time, sir, the boss would be proud to take you out in the kitchen and show you the white porcelain case these Sealshipt oysters come in. Yes, sir, the ice is packed outside, sir, and don't never touch the oysters. All my customers say they sure are the most delicious oysters they ever ate. No, sir," we don't never serve no oysters but Sealshipt. FFaak!s Restaurant. If You Have Anything You Want Repaired Gun, Revolver or Any thing in the Electrical Line j j and you don't know where to take it, just bring it to ' BLAYQON'S and he will fix it for you. We are prepared to do any kind of small repair work at reasonable prices. WINSLOW TOWNSHIP AUDITOR'S REPORT 1907. K. B DEEMEB, J. M. NORRIS and WM. RKBEU, Supervisors, In account with Wlns jowtownHhlp for the year ending March DR. To amt. ot 1H08 duplicate seated 111,048 58 To unit, ot 190(1 duplicate, unseated 890 74 CR. By amt. worked out by clti lens 8,344 41 ' By amt. orders Issued 4,811 S3 ' ' exonerations and dou ble assessment 2"2 14 By amt. of old orders lifted. 868 71 11 old duplicate ' 802 60 " of I. H. London, not on duplicate 30 &4 By amt. orders yet to be ac counted for 3 44 By ami. due from Col. A. Strouse 1,703 73 ' 11,339 30 11,399 80 The supervisors are here by charged for orders Il legally paid over .... 1.19 41 Together with cost on same ' 23 19 Amounting in all to 182 60 TREASURER'S ACCOUNT. J. W. SYPHRIT, TREAS. DR. To amt. cash received 1,418 02 " work road tax collected 1,077 08 " cash road tax collected 2,340 37 " cash rec'df'mA.Btrouse 2,090 47 " bal. due J. W. Syphrlt.. 7 29 CR. By amt. orders, notes, etc., lifted 4,713 28 By amt. orders from A. Btrnuse lifted 2,090 47 By amt. treaa. for collect. 136 08 6,939 83 0,939 83 COLLECTOR'S ACCOUNT. AMOS STROUSE, COLLECTOR. DR. - To amt. due last settlement SDTST To amt. 1906 work road- tax " I duplicate I 6,221 64 To amt. rash road tax dnn. I 4,82' 02 " unseated tax duplicate 290 74 CR. By amt. paid to J. W. Bv- phrit. tieas 2.822 18 By amt. returned 77 46 11 " unseated. 290 74 " exonerations and dou ble assessment 272 14 " forcol. on IBOodup.. 40 12 " work road tax col. Dy supe visors 8,344 41 By am't on amt. col. by treasurer 168 12 Bv amt. cash nnd work mud tax col. by treasurer .. 8,424 06 To balance due from Col. Strouse 1,705 78 ! 12,141 90 12,141 90 J. M. BtJTCHIRSOR, I liJ. John Bmith. Auditors. R. E. Murray, Township Clerk. , Washington Township COUNT FOR YEAR ENDING MARCH 4, 1907. Account of WM. MCDONALD, W. H. COOP- 4.B ana i. n. oiiYn.iaufl, supervisors. DR. To amount work duplicate, neaiea S.Z1Q n To amount work duplicate, unseated ... lil 1ft To amount cash duplicate. unseated zj 09 CR. By am't paid In work 2,785 "47 count 122 3 474 58 By am't placed In hands of collector 13.382 32 3,38 KT Account of J. J. 8TERRETT, Collector and Treasurer. ' OR. To amount cash duplicate seated To amount work duplicate unpaid Nov. 1 To amount from former col lector To am't from Co. Treasurer. 1,39! 40 474 K 241 Of 217 68 213 19 81 34 22 86 22 27 566 50 313 72 283 73 140 56 37 60 26 00 14 50 21 51 102 12 00 28 48 540 45 . CR. By exonerations, cash tax.. ' work tax.. By 5 rebate on 245717 paid before June 1..., By am't held for tax lien.... By Supervisors' orders for roaamasters' pay. For orders redeemed.. For lumber, tile, etc.... For work on road For expense Superv'rs. For secretary's salary. For making duplicates For printing and posts For miscellaneous exp For watering troughs. For 24 treasurer' mn . By cash on hand 2,332 73 1,332 73 GENERAL STATEMENT. Asset. ' Cash on band 640 45 31 17 Due from Uo. Treasurer..., V. . Liabilities. Orders outstanding 163 82 Note tor new road machine. 235 00 Assets over liabilities 173 20 I 571 tt 571 M We. the undersigned auditors of Washing ton township, Jefferson county, Pa, do cer tify that the above account la truw to tha best of our knowledge and belief. FmAiicis R. MoaaooB, ) W. F. BTS.VBNSOH, Auditors. Marca 13, 1907.