HONORS AND WORTH. Absnnlllv of TIiIph Tluii llrmcnd Front Fnlher to 111. ( When you find a 111:111 11 must e.irel lent runner, poet, surgeon or murium', you give hliu due lespeet for bi skill. If lie Is very eminent, bin occupation esteemed and you ibanro to lie some ruling power, lie may receive a title. You do not rotifer this title because ef Ills snindnuitbex, and you do not make the old lnily a duchess or Indeed pay tier any particular attention. This omission does not rellect discredit on the grandmother. It Is obvious to her mind Unit to make her a peeress bo fnuse not she, hut some one else, has 4one something "good" would be as absurd as giving her twelve mouths' lard labor If he hnd done somethlug tlierwlse. Still less rational would It be to make the man's son n peer. The old lady Bus given the world this grandson. I'erliaps she Is In n measure the cause ef his greatness, just ns she might be to a certain extent responsible were Be a criminal. Itut the son of the mau did not make his father. He Is not to be moro greatly praised for what his father has done than for what William the Conqueror did. The world seldom or never gives a man a title because his father earned one, but It does an equally silly thing when It allows a son to inherit such on "honor," says Home Notes. Until a man can transmit merit It Is absurd to allow him to transmit a tes timonial as to merit. And, If there be ao pretense of claim to exceptional worth, what solid reason can be ad vanced for a man receiving a designa tion that commands deference? TOOTHPICKS. A Vlftlt to London Hnd a Utile Lea ton In Etiquette. "I ran over for a short visit to Lou don," Bald a globe trotter. "On tuo boat was a pretty widow from Altona who disgusted and amused all hands one day by saying: " 'I am surprised that a fast and ex 1 pensive boat like this should fail to supply us with toothpicks.' "She thought toothpicks indispensa ble, like napkins or forks. For think ing so we set her down ns a hecker. But wait. "I dined during my visit In London at Prince's, In Piccadilly, and at thu . Bavoy, In the room that overlooks the mbnnkment and the river, and at the Carlton, where I paid a dollar for a plate of soup, and at all these restau rants, which are admittedly the finest and the smartest aud the most fashion able In the world. At all of them there were toothpicks on the table, each toothpick doue up In a sterilized en ; velope. , "This taught me a lessou. It taught tne that it Is narrow and provincial to despise people for their disregard of eertaln small rules of etiquette. The tilings we despise them for. which may Be glaring errors In Seattle or New York, may be again, as like as not, the " correct thing In Pnris and Tendon." J'ew York Press. How Snnnd Karri Move, The speed with which sound waves are transmitted through the atmosphere depends on several conditions. When the temperature Is at 32 degrees F., sonuds move with n speed of 1,000 feet per second, the velocily increasing with the temperature at Hie rate of about one foot of speed per second for each degree above the freezing point. Then, again, in damp air sound moves with a greater velocity than it does in dry air, iij odds If the dry air be warm and the damp cold. In water sound moves more than four times as fast as it does In air, or, say, at about the rate of 4,700 feet per second. Wooden tfnoona. A curious industry In Itussla and one which nevertheless finds employment for thousands of men Is that of mak ing wooden spoons. In the district of Semenovsk, where they chiefly come from, no fewer th;.u 7.(K!0 men make a living at tlio trade. T!r. spoons are generally made from hirchwood, and a skilled Tvorknmu can turn out sev eral hundred a day. lower than 12,000,000 spoon are manufactured during the course of the year, which are sold nt 0 to 8 rubles per thousand. They fliv.t a ready market and pene trate as f ir ns P.-m'hIii. Khivn. Rokhara and KbokniHi. ilualmiida. A woman who shall ho nameless fur nishes the following essay on hus bands: "There nre three kinds of husbands the young husbands who make us un happy because we are so jealous of them, the middle aged husbands who break our hearts because they would rather make money or play golf than devote any attention to us and the Id husbands who sicken us with their Billy objections whenever we turn to look nt younger men." Chicago Trib une. Dlll'ercnt Tltnca. Snrasate once found his memory de serting him nt a recital, but he discov ered the reason of the mishap In time to prevent n failure. A lady was fan ning herself in the front row of the stall.;. The violinist stopped playing. "51a dam." he v.'.d "how can I play in two-four time when you are beating six clg!t 5" The 1:l y shut up her fan, and the recital was concluded successfully. IuijKltlrnt Don;. A dog had tin ; mlueity to bark at the deputy coinmisf'Mier of Purulia, in Bengal, when he cam, to the house of the master of the dog ou a bike. The owners of the dog were sent up for trial under section 289, and one of them, ICarusha, was Dued 20 rupees. Lahore Trlbur.o. POWER OF MIND. Alnnr V11I1111I1U' Aaxrt In rrfi. me of HitiiKiT. I'reseuce of mind is always au as' set. It Is especially valuable In pres ence of danger such as springs from the presence of men Intent upon mur- , tier. This was never better exempli ! lied thau when a gnus of men set out I to take the life of Mazzlul. lie got to I hear of their project. All the precau ' lions lie took was to get ready a stoiv of very excellent cigars. The nilllans presently appeared at Ills address. "Come In, gentlemen," he said and produced his cigars. To each mail lie handed one. Taken aback at their reception, they seemed abashed and confused. "I know that you came to kill me," he said. "Why do you not proceed to your task?" This was too much for even this bloodthirsty depu tation. They could not kill the man whose cigars they were smoking and who Invited them to carry out their task. Muttering some excuse for hav ing interrupted his studies, they shuf fled out of the room and troubled him no more. Knell man has his own method with would be assassins. With Napoleon It was the eye which counted. While lie was visiting the Duke of Saxe-Co-hurg-tiothu one of the duke's retainers made up his mind to slay film. He had so frequently heard the great man ('.enounced ns the curse of Europe that lie felt Impelled to seize the chance to destroy hi m. He was a common sol '!ier at the time and had to do sentry duty in one of the corridors of the pal ace along which Napoleon passed, lie (it his linger to the trigger as the ('.like, accompanied by Napoleon, drew In si lit. He alined for Napoleon's heart. Napoleon saw him. He said not'iiii'i, but simply fixed Ills eagle eye upon the youth. The latter seemed s; ellboiiud. He let the musket full with a crash to the door of the stone orrldor. He felt, he suld, us If he must have swooned. Napoleon took no further notice, said no word, pass ed upon his way ns if nothing had hap pened. That one Hashing glance hud saved his life. He knew Its effect and value. St. James' Gazette. LANGUAGE EVOLUTION. I of tltc SulH 1 "l.rnm" In Verba, Nouna and Adjective. Many wiil remember that some years ago there went on a violent contro versy about the word tireless. The discovery had been mode that "less" was a sutllx which could properly be appended only to nouns; hence the form must be discarded, and we must all take pains to say untiring. The I'.uty of so doing was preached from scores of professional and newspaper pulpits. No one seemed to think or care for the various other adjectives similarly formed and therefore liable to the similar censure which they never received. Hostility was direct ed against It alone. The actual flaw which vitiated the arguments against tireless Its censors never knew or took Into consideration. Tills was that the l.'.ncleil rule covering the creation of Mich words had practically long ceased to be operative whenever tt new forma tijn struck the sense of the users of language as being desirable. Unquestionably In our earliest speech the suffix "less" when employed to form adjectives was joined only with :1011ns. Hut the general sloughing off' of nominal and verbal endings which went on 111 later centuries reduced a great proportion of substantives and verbs in the speech to precisely the same form. In consequence the sense of any fundamental . distinction be tween tlie two bro!;e down In many ways lu one way in particular. There Is nothing easier in o:ir speech than to codvert a verb Into n noun or a noun Into a verb. It Is u process which has taken place constantly in the past aud Is liable to take place at any time in the future, either at the will or the whim of the writer or speaker. Thomas U. Lounsbury in Harper's. A Home Story. Our Dumb Animals tells a reniark .'uile story about thu intelligence of a uinre who saved her coit from death 'y stopping a train 0:1 a railroad lu T'aC.s. Tlia colt had fallen with its e,M through a railroad bridge, and the .;:ulher started dowu the track to meet .he coming train. As the trnin came r.; she stood on the track whinnying. '.".1 train sto'viod, a::d then the mare trotted ahead of it as it moved slowly : '":j brU'gn. Here the colt was dis covered and extricated from Its peril ous position. The story was vouched for by the engineer, railroad men nnd I .issengers In th? train. He Warn at t'hurrli. Saunders, the village slater, was a very poor nttendcr at the church. Ono day the minister met lilm and said: "Come, now, Saunders, why Is It you are never nt church nowadays?" "Never at -the kirk?" replied Saun t'crs. "Ye're quite wratig there, sir; I spent the hale o' last week on the tap o't."-Glasgow Tillies. Thin Warn In 1NII1S. Says the London Times of May, 1800: "A decently dres .ed woman was last night brought out Into KmilhfloUl for sale, but the brutal conduct of the bid ders induced the man who was, or pre teiided to be. her husband, to refuse to sell her; on which a scene of riot nnd confusion highly disgraceful to our police took place." There's a lleanun. Bill lie used to be a lawbreaker, but he's changed now. Jill-Keeps within the law, now, does he? Bill Oh yes. Keeps within 1I10 Jail too. Yonkers Statesman. A man cannot escape In thsiight, any more than ho can In language, from Uie past and the present THE CHILEAN "YAPPA."" M la Similar to the "Lttsjnluppe" of New Orleuns. Itesldents of New Orleans and north ern readers of Cable's stories of the clly are familiar with the Interesting and gracious custom of small trades men of giving hignlappe. The word, commonly pronounced "lanynp," refers to the small present which tiie dealers nuke to their customers as a sort of Inducement to call again. The custom Is so l'ni nly established that the people nre lu the habit of waiting for their little present after I hey have made their purchases, and children ask for It. Mrs. Hurt lu her book "The Garden of the Pacillc" describes a similar cus tom In Valparaiso. The Chileans, how ever, call the gift n "yappn," which one readily sees Is kindred to the word used in New Orleans. "I used to frequent the fruit market, which was well stocked. The fresh figs were the largest uud sweetest that I had ever seen or tasted, uud I nuiile a point of daily bringing some home for breakfast. "The lirst time I selected the number which I wanted the girl placed them between leaves In my basket aud then laid another half dozen on the top. I supposed that she wished me to buy an extra quantity and shook my head In the negative. She smilingly ex plained that it was for a yappu. As I had nothing more to pay, I was agree ably impressed by the custom. "The Chileans exact the yappu as their due. We were in n confectionery shop one day wheu a small child came In and held up 11 centuvo. (halfpenny) for some sweets. The man handed them to her. She held up her other hand nnd lisped out, 'MI yappa,' and got It." New York Globe. THE SAIS OF EGYPT. A Warning: Itnnner Who Mellows Like Bull na lie Goea. The sals Is a runner who keeps In front of n carrl.ig.' and warns common people out of the way and who beats them with n Btlck If they do not hurry up about It. It Is obvious that to do this he must run quickly. Most men when they run bend their bodies forward and keep their mouths closed In order to save their wind. The sal? runs with his shoulders thrown back and trumpet ing like an enraged elephant. He holds his long wand at his side like a mus ket and not trailing I. his hand like a walking stick, and he wears u soft shirt of white stulT und a sleeveless coat burled In gold lace. He hi 11 perfect Ideul f color and movement, und as h runs he bellows like n hull or roars r.s you luvo heard a Hon roar at feeding times In a menagerie. There are sometimes two of them running abreast, dressed exactly alike and with the tipper part of their bodies as rigid as the wand pressed against their sides and with the ends of their scarf and the long tassel streaming out behind. As they yell nnd bellow donkeys and corrlnges and people scramble out of their way until the carriage they pro cede has rolled rapidly by. Only princesses of the royal harem nnd con suls general nnd the heads of the orniy of occupation and the Kgyptlnn army are permitted two sals; other people may have one. When Thaekerny Struck. A letter written by Thackeray to the proprietor of Kraser's Magazine is quoted under the head of "When Thackeray Went on Strike." As a mutter of fact, Trackeray, so far from acting ou the principle of unionism, acted ou precisely the opposite prin ciple and asserted ills right to Individ ual preference. "Well." he says, "I dare say you will -be very indignant and swear I 11111 thu most mercenary of individuals. Not so. P.ut I nm a better workman than most of your crew nnd desire n better price." He ends ami ably, "'ou must not, I repeat, lie angry or, because we d liter ns tr.idiMinen, break off our connecllon ns friends." London News. A'tlarhnrona Poller. After the Dutch had taken the Mo luccas from the Portuguese they In troduced the cultivation of the clove Into their own possessions, cut down all the clove trees of the Moluccas and pronounced death 011 any one who would plant 11 slir-le clove bush or gather or sell a pound of the product. Expeditions were sent from their other eastern possessions every year to cut down any bushes that might have ac cidentally started In tho Molucca Is lands. This barbarous policy made the islands a desert, for, deprived of their forests, the volcanic soil wns washed away, and the population starved or wns deported. Ilia I'nlr Share. The Chinese always have understood the great art of making the punishment fit the crime. Man or Joss. If he of fends, gets exactly his deserts. Vice roy Shum, who was anxious to see the end of the heavy rainfalls, wns very angry with the guardjan joss of Can ton, who remained deaf to nil prayers to bring about a little sunshine. A Wciyucn wns dispatched to the tem ple with orders to uncover tho roof over the joss' head nnd lot him have his fair share of the rain. LoRlcnl, She I think wo should bo able to live nicely on $15,000 a year. lie But my salary Is only $2,000. She I know it, dear, but my clothes come to $1,000 a year, and I have enough now to Inst for the first twelve months. Wonmn'a Love. "Which of tho two do you think yon vlll love the longest, Peter or Paul?" "Tho ono who will forget me the 4ulckest." rnrls Figaro. THOUGHTLESS TRAPPERS. Torture to AnlmnVi mid Ruflitena Ifc.Ntrurtlnu of l::im. Topic who have mt seen can form no Idea of thu sulTe: !:ig trappers cause uor of their rutlile-H destruction of panic. Nothing escapes them.' Even the squirrels are sacrlllced to bajt traps for niarteii nnd fisher, nnd not only the squirrels, but all klml:i of bli'ils, wheth er game or song bints. In trapping mink, otter, beaver und a few other fur bearing uniuials (lie trap Is nearly always se( near the water, where the animal when caught can drown Itself, thus ending Its suf fering. Hut wllh bear, marten and tidier It Is different. The hear must drag u heavy clog about until It catches lu some root or bush. There be must wait until the trapper comes to kill 111 ill, and this lu some cases Is not Cor days. The bones of the leg are almost Invariably broken by the trap, and (he leg swells to in credible size. One trapper In one day shot nineteen large blue grouse merely to try n new rllle. The birds were nest ing, lie had no use for them, and not one did lie even bring to can p. Years ago in British Columbia an old trapper camped near our bear hunting party. He shot everything he could find, even little ducks and marmots. A gout he killed fell over a cliff, and as It was harder to recover It than to shoot another he shot another. He was trapping beaver out of season and boasted of having caught one that was about to become a mother. I have. seen the spot where a bear fast in a trap bad been caught for more than a week in a thicket through which It was Impossible to drag the trap and clog. I once knew an old French trap per who shot seventy-three moose and elk In one winter for bear bait for the sprlug catch. 1 asked why he killed so many. He said that he wanted a big stink In the spring so as to bring the bears around. All of the animals he hnd slaughtered for a spring stink were shot with a revolver, for they were suow bound and could not escape. He told me that lie dropped five big elk In one pile. This frightful destruction by trappers has exterminated the game. World's Work. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. Don't save your money and starve your mind. Vigorous thought must come from a fresh brain. Tens of thousands of people fall be cause they love their ease too much. "Keeping alive that spirit of youth," Stevenson used to say, was "the per ennial spring of all the mental facul ties." A mau may build a palace, but he can never make of it a home. The spirituality and love of a woman alone can accomplish this. If we nre contented to unfold the life within according to the pattern given us we slmll reach the highest end of which we are capable. By proper training the depressing emotions can be practically eliminated from life nnd the good emotions ren dered Veriniuiontly dominant. Every time you crowd Into the mem ory what you do not expect It to re tain you weaken Its powers and you lose your authority to command its services. Success. John Wesley and Rean Naah. In a book about Buth is set forth a story about John Wesley. Beau Nash had told Wesley (hat his preaching In the street was 11.1t only contrary to law, but It "frightened people out of their wits." "Sir," said Wesley, "did you ever hear me preitchY" "No," said the master of ceremonies. "How thin can you Judgo of what you never heard?" "P.y common report," snld Nash stoutly. "Common report Is not euough. Give me leave, sir. to ask. Is not your name NaFh?" "My name is Nash." "Sir," said Wesley. "I dare not Judge of you by common report." Mrs. Portly-P'ufHngton (proudly) We can trace our ancestry back to one of the Saxon kings. Visitor Indeed? Mrs. Portly-Pufflngton Oh, dear, yesl We have been descending for generations. Puck. I don't want to brag, but I've got my health and my friends, so what on rartli mora do J want? Deland. Vou eaa't fx -rtiity frry n life's b ii ! -if ! 'it ; r h.'-a'l t w v . who sni;vrH lid' '.i-;nn t riit-iit.a-IlMil never i'.'.s :i t'k-ar licr.il. Wo abailu'.eiy tnia.aiiU'j 10 curn CVH'jr fiirin t-f 'h'Ni'ii:,' jm. Tli'Ulsitni;. r """I'lt' wji li:iv. i!-rt( . lltl 1 It'llltHlV Itf M.lt!lHJ ll,'MI xir- iiKin"'HI cni-il, : rvl n ir.nl v,it c n vine,. iu of (Tuii.lHrful po.vprs. It tHluiil a luci'.cxlon u uli tmr 111 llqulil I'lnn-Hlih all Iho tmiurUlt fouDtl lu (Iip crip dniK Iff! out. fiUc add 11.111). KEYSTONE SULPHUR CO. PITTSBURG, PA. Sloko & I'elclit Drun Oo., Distributors' I - 1 . I. r aaV al A! 1 J !i ,.1 i, , 1 1 X FAMOUS BALLET DANCERS. , Stoclea or I. a TnRllonl, Fanny Elsoler . uud I.nlu Monies. I It has been asserted that the grand ballet died when the famous Tngllonl ; retired in 1S-I.1. At any rate, the ballet 1 today Is chlelly a spectacle of dress j nnd colored limelight. Except for a ! very few performer, dancing ns a . high art has vanished. I There is 110 one now to set beside La Tngllonl, who was the queen of the stage. Balzac Introduced her Into his novels. Even Thuckeray condescended to notice her and declared enthusias tically lu "The Newcomes" that the "young men of the day will never see anything su graceful us Taglloul lu 'La Sylphlde.' " At that tlmo she was the rage. Stagecoaches and great coats weie named after her. Lu Taglloul owed her charm to a wonderful lightness and grace. Her style was rather Ideal than reulistlc uud voluptuous, us was then the vogue. Thu hldeou,s ballet skirt of today she never wore, but a skirt that reached nearly to her ankles. It was one of the principle of her father, who taught her nil she learned of the art, that the dancer should be modest in dress, In movement and lu expression. - Another famous muster, who called himself "l.e I lieu de la Dause," always told his pupils to uso ull tho coquetry they could. Vestrls, who founded the famous Vestrls family, was au eighteenth cen tury celebrity and quite remarkably conceited even for a dancer. "There are but three great men alive," he used to say, "myself, the Prussian Fred erick and Voltaire." (It is Interesting to compare Southey's remark that a male dancer deserves to be ham strung.) That profession of which be was so proud is Indeed an arduous one. Vestrls used to practice for about six hours a day. A dancer must be ex tremely strong and supple. A curious story Is told about Fanny Elssler, a German dancer with coal black hair, which Illustrates the ex treme muscular strength a dancer re quires. She was crossing to America when she entered her cabin one day and discovered a thief abstracting the jewel case which she kept bidden un der her pillow. Before he could attack ber she planted her foot full In bis chest and killed him on the spot It is curious that no Englishwoman has ever achieved supreme success as a dancer. It Is possible, as foreigners assert, that they lack the dramatic gift. It Is certain that a lifelong devotion and arduous apprenticeship are essen tial to any expression through the me dium of dancing. The "rats," the be ginners at the Paris Opera, are arti cled for five years, and then, unless they have danced from their cradle, they cannot hope to attain the first rank. Another quality essential to the great dancer Is Infinite puticuce. The only English dancer who ever gave prorals ! of attaining the trout rank failed in this respect. Lola . Monte, was the somewhat foreign 1111 1110 she had taken. She lost her temper one day with the manager at rehearsal uud expressed ber feelings so dramatically as to break an umbrella over his bend. Man agers will endure much for art's sake, but this was too much. Carlotta Grlsl Is another famous uanie of the old opera. It was she who first introduced the polka Into England a Bohemian dance that came to stay. It was for her, too, that Uelue, Gnutler and Adolpbe Adam collaborated In writing "Giselle." There were a score more famous names that were familiar words in those days. Of tho twelve leading dancers engaged at the King's theater in 1824 for a two mouths' season five were a sufficient attraction to receive more than 1,(I(;0 each. London Moil. HIT l:.net Meanlnx. Bellelleld What (!!.! you mean by saylnc that Flpllliiis was n man of rare liitelli-jence? That Isn't the way in which he Is anully regarded. Bloom flelil I mca.i !i it his gleams of Intelli gence are si far apart ns to be very rare Indeed. A Flrnt V.mnay In llouaekeeplno;. Mr. .loiiesV.'hnt Is It. my pet? Mrs. Jo'-es This r:ibblt (sob) I've been plucking It (sob) all the nftercoon, and It hn't half done ! Punch. Somctbinij View and Wonderful is TOOROO PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD 4.00 to PiusDurg and Return Wednesdays, September 5, 12, 19, and 26, October 3, JO, and 17 INCLUDING ADMISSION TO EXPOSITION. Tickets good to return within four days, including date of issue. Grand Music by Great Baxds. J. R. WOOD, Fussenser Traflic Mimaiser. GEO. W. BOYD, Gen'l I'aasenierAncnt. COMPARISONS. Am Soon aa We Bruin to Make Them We Ilea In to S ii Iter. We would not have to strive so for courage If what we vaguely call "things" wore more evenly distributed among us, for no one's lot would then seem to hint au evil one. If we were nil humpbacked or lame or blind; If every husband were unfaithful and every child u cross; If we were all poor and no man had any more than anoth er; if nobody's son died In his early strength and nobody wns loved while we sot neglected, then who of us would know what sorrows and afflic tions were? We would take each of them for granted, as a Chiuiimnu takes his yellow skin and an Indian his red one. It Is because we see our estate differ ing from that of our fellows that we are tempted to comparisons, and it Is In (he making of these comparisons that a sense of our sorrows, like the knowledge of our afflictions, is first born. How would we have known that we were poor unless we hnd seen some one else who wns richer or that our son was unsuccessful unless the son of somebody else were making a great mark In the world? Would our little children be unhappy with only one dress had they not seen other chil dren with two? It comes to this, then: When we be gin to make comparisons, we begin to suffer. Tills may seem to be a hard saying, but It Is a true one. Llllie Hamilton French In Harper's Bazar. STAG LEGENDS. Ancient Storlea of the Anlmal'a Aa tlpnthr to Snnhea. There Is no beast in the world to which more hgendary virtues are at tributed than the stag, partly owing to the tale of St. Hubert, partly to supposed antipathy of stags toward serpents, partly to n p?culiar mass of gristle In the shape of a cross which Is found In the animal's heart. A whole book ml.tht be written on the miraculous power of the heart and the efficacy of different parts of him ugnlust the troubles of this evil world. I'willloux, In tbe sixteenth century, gives a long list, and Master Robert Topsel fills p:: upon page with them, but our author In his solid English fashion is chary of accepting such stories. Men say, be admits, that when a aiag Is right old be lieateth a serpent with his foot till she be wroth, and then eatetb hr, and then goeth to drink, and then runneth hither and thither till the water and venom be meddled together, and maketh him cast all his evil humors that he had In his body, and maketh his flesh' .come all anew. But, be adds, with the solemnity of Herodotus himself, "Thereof mftke I none affirmation." And this phrasaT occurs again and again, far the Comte de Fols Is too great and nobl'j a hunter that any as.-i?rtlon of bis should be laughed at. Maemlllan's Magazine. I IHff asm KJPQ LAWRENCE READY MIXED PAINTS are sold full measure by United States standard 231 cubic inches to the gallon. The only readv mixed paint that is absolute ly guaranteed by the maker. The kind with the bother and uncer tainty of mixing left outi So.d by Keystone Hmriware Company. For sale by J. H. Spry Grocer, East End W. H. Moore Grocer Main street, Reynoldavllle. 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