7 YOUNG II KAMA Hill after hills, A sea of billows, And everywhere a brook .With feathery willows. Fern-scented woods In every glade. Where ghostly silver birches Haunt the shade. -i Fringing the roads, The happy summer flowera While lazily away The sunny hours. . . . Cupid and the BX DR. It. s. I ADMIT that tlie six-shooter. In its Its palmy days, was much oftcner a weapon of offense than of de fense, and was largely the cause f lawlessness and bloodshed; and the mere knowledge that he was an ex pert In Its use caused many a man to draw it when otherwise he would not have done so. But, like every other evil, it was not an unmixed one. mid ,wfts not "pulled" invariably with blood letting intent. A six-shooter figured prominently in one of the prettiest little romances I ever knew of, and no blood was spilled, either. But tlie hand of time has to n great extent drawn the veil over those days, nnd they linger only in the memories of the old-timers who are left and who" "Here, mau, don't excite our curi osity in that way, by suggesting an In teresting story, and then quietly pro ceed and leave it untold," said one of the listeners. "That's what I say," "Certainly," "Of course," "By all means," came in chorus. "Let us have the episode in .which the deadly revolving machine .figured." A group of men, several "forty niners" among them, were gathered in one corner of a Los Angeles hotel ro tunda, talking of their i'ormer experi ences in the gold fields, and comparing the men and the methods of that lurid period tha days of the pick, shovel, iwashing-pan and revolver with present-day mining methods, machinery and men. "It was more than an ep sode, gen tlemen; it was an event, jn the lives of two of those concerned," said the first speaker. 'Tor Stove Daniels, knight of the six-slioot?r, it was per haps -only nn episode. Later, he but that's another story. "In 18(0 1 was working a claim at Monito, in Nevada Cpunty, and doing fairly well. More than a year had passed since pay-dirt was struck, nnd there were some 800 or 1000 people in the camp, and saloons, of course, in proportion. The 'Golden Eagle' was one of the most popular of these, nnd Steve Daniels wag the bright particular star among its frequenters. It was reported that he had formerly been a cowboy, and an unusually quiet, peaceable member of the unquiet calling, until after the death of his svife. He soon after came to the dig gings, bringing with him his little boy, about three years old, and Manuel, a Mexican, whose special business it was to look after the child, though he in cidentally acted as cook nlso. "Daniels, who was "one of the early arrivals at Monito, staked a claim and stuck closely to business for some time; that is, until his first gun-play. .When sober he was an easy-going, low gpoken fellow, Just the kind a bully would select to Impose on, and this one of that class was deceived into doing not long after the rush to Mon ito. He was buried next day, nnd Daniels' reputation as a remarkably quick and accurate shot was duly es tablished. He fired three times and yet we could find but one hole through the man's body, and that not much larger than the opening usually made by one ball from n regulation six shooter, the bullets having scarcely .varied a line. "After that Daniels got on Rprees periodically, and while they lasted he let himself loose for the fun there was In it. He did not fear God nor regard man when drinking, but drunk or sober lie loved his child with every throb of his hea.L And 'Nugeto,' for that ,wag the name given him oy Manuel, because of his golden curls, wag as sturdy, handsome- and cute a little fellow bb oue would wish to see. As an off-hand swearer be waj about the easiest and most accomplished within the limits of his vocabulary that 1 ever heard. He was given many a pinch of gold-dust by those reckless miners in exchange for 'cuss words end as his list lengthened his pile increased. "Manuel seemed really fond of the boy, and no one could have taken better care of him; that is, while he iwas on duty. - But the Mexican was like hiB employer in oue respect, he .would go on jamborees. On these occasions he always disappeared, how- ever, and was usually gone several .weeks. Daniels accepted these little defections as a matter of course, never touched a drop while Manuel was absent, but attended strictly to the boy and the claim. By the time the Mexi can returned Dauiels had dUBt enough on hand to enable him to act the part . or. master or ceremonies at the Golden Eagle with satisfaction to himself nnd hia friends. He was having Lis fling one nigut, soon after Manuel's return, twnea some one remarked that a tender loot had come in on the afternoon tage. " 'Trot him out, then,' ordered Steve. 'Some of you fellows go and get him and I'll furnisk the fun.' "Two of them went out and re SUMNER. X. LI KB. At hide-end-seek Among the maple treesj The sun in varied mood l'lays through the leaves. Wide pastures bare. With lichen-covered rocks; Above, the mackerel clouds, In little flocks. A far cascade, A bridal veil of white. Greets with its murmurings The coming night. Outing. SixShooter B. BILL, a- turned in a few minutes with a slender, city-bred looking young man, apparently about twenty-five or twenty-six years old. " 'There's the man that wanted to see yon.' one of them said, pointing to Daniels. "'What can I do for you?' asked the stranger, pleasantly. " We're fceliu' sorter cull an" want you to entertain us some,' drawled Daniels. 'Our entertainments gen'rally begin by settin' them up to the crowd. Got no conscientious scruples, have you?' winking' at the others. 'Never romisei our mother on her ryin' bed that you'd die before you took a drink, or anything of that sort, did you?' Never,' answered the tenderfoot. and as I came here expecting to locate, and wish to get acquainted, I know of no quicker way. Barkeeper, drinks for the crowd, please.' 'So frank and pleasant was he in words and manner that Daniels was slightly taken aback for the moment; but the drinks were swallowed with will. " 'The l'ext thing on the programme,' said Daniels as the last glass was re turned to the bar, 'is the light fantas ia Not a member of the church, are you?' with another wink. I am,' he replied; '"out my church is not one of those that prohibits dancing occasionally. The Scriptures tell us here is a time for all things, and I suppose this is my t'me to dance. I am a vry ordinary performer, but will do what I can.' "Throwing oft his hat and coat he began a light, graceful heel-and-toe dance. This he kept up for several minutes and then stopped. Here, what lo you mean by quit- tin' so noon";' growled Daniels. 'I didn't give you the vord to stop!' "'Why, I'm tired,' was the answer. "Tired" roared Daniels, whipping out his guu. 'There's no such word as tired in our dictionary; leastways, for you! Wh?n we're tired we'll say so. Till then, you move them tender feet of yours, and move 'cm lively! Look out, now!' He fired as he spoke, f.ud the bullet cut half its thickness through the edge of his victim's shoe-sole. "For a moment an expression of startled surprise flashed into the young man's eyes. If I must, I must,' he then said quietly, and began to dance again. " 'Faster! Faster!' ordered Daniels, emphasizing his commands with shots from his gun, and' it seemed miraculous that he could shoot so close to those moving feet and not hit them. "He had fired the last shot in one revolver and was drawing the other, when a small golden-haired figure, dressed in miniature miner's costume red flannel shirt, rough trousers, stuck in boots and held up by suspenders stood in the doorway, looked about the room, and seeing Daniels ran up to him, clasped his legs, and cried: 'Take me, daddy! Me so hot an' tired an' sleepy! So vehy sleepy, daddy!' "Catching Nugeto to his breast Dauiels asked: 'How did you get here? Where s Manuel?' 'He's gone! Me emnnied all the way by myself. Me not 'fruid" Well, I'll be ' Daniels paused suddenly, and, searching the boy's face with anxious solicitude, asked: 'What ails you, anyhow? Tour face is all breakln' out!' " 'I will tell you what ails him,' said the stranger, after looking closely at the child; 'he has smallpox.' Smallpox! roared the crowd as one man, and they fell over each other getting out. 'How do you know he's got it? Whore you, anyhow?' demanded Dan iels, threateningly. " 'I'm a physician, come here to prac tice my profession, and I tell you post tively the child has smallpox. Are there any cases in the camp?' " 'Haven't heard of one.' " 'I heard some rumor of the disease as I came up from 'Frisco. Has no one in camp been down that way re cently, and returned?' " 'My Mexicun cook has Just 1 Daniels paused suddenly and relieved himself of a good long paragraph of oaths. 'That's it,' he said, with con viction; 'that greaser caught it some where and brought it back with 'im I noticed his face was mighty red the day after ho got back, but thought it was the drink. So he's give you the smallpox, my Xugeto, an' then run away to keep me from borin' his yeller carcass full o' holes! But I'll find 'im an' kill 'im 'fore the smallpox has a chance to whether you live or die. But, doctor,' his voice breaking, 'you can Bttve him, can't you? You won't let him die?" "'I will certainly do my best; nnd, with your help, I hope the chances are good to pull him through.' "And they pulled him through, but it wai a very close call. The doctor took hts patient to a vacant shack about a mile from camp, and there he and Steve nursed him day and night till he was well. The doctor Collet was his name, he said took such good pre cautions that the disease dldu't spread, and he and Daniels both escaped it. "When Nugeto was back in camp again nothing was too good for him or tlie doctor. What with gunshot wounds, cuts and bruises and ordinary sickness, Collet was kept pretty busy. He was always pleasant, but very quiet; so much so that I told the boye I believed he was troubled in his hear) about something. And so it turned out. "Nearly a year after Collet's intro duction that night to tho hangers-on in the Golden Eagle, Daniels was initiat ing another tenderfoot. This one was smaller even thaii Collet; so small and delicate looking, in fact, that the little black mustache he wore seemed out of place. He was plainly in a fearful funk, so scared he couldn't talk, and didn't know how to order drinks. II only pretended to drink himself, and sat his glass down full. When Dan iels brought his fist down on the bar nnd roared, 'Drink every drop of it and be quick about it!' he made a desper ate effort, but came near strangling, and the glass fell and broke. His knees were visibly shaking when the order came to dance, nnd when Steve fol lowed his command with a shot close to the visitor's feet, there was a scream a woman's piercing, terrified scream and she fell back in a dead faint, the false mustache breaking loose as she struck the floor. "Among those who rushed in at the sound was Dr. Collet. As he bent ovet the small, white-faced figure he uttered an exclamation, and apparently forget ting there was anybody else in thj room, began pleading with her. "'Edith, darling, look at me! Speak to me" he said. "'Hoys, I think we've got business on the outside Just at this stage of the game,' said Daniels, and we all went out. "Mike Brannon, the barkeeper, told me afterward that she was not long in coming to, and that then two soft, white arms went round Collet's neck and a mighty sweet voice said: 'Oh! Arthur, how could you, why did you go off in that awful way, trying to make us all believe you were drownedl I didn't know what to thiuk. Why did you, Arthur?' ' 'Because,' he replied, 'I thought you had fallen In love with Leonard Wells. lie was just the kind of man (except his poverty) that most women fancy handsome, brilliant, full of audacity and of manly proportions everything, In fact, that I was not. I overheard him say you had given him good reason to believe you were In love with him, and that he would marry you if I was out of the way, and you had the entire fortune. From what I had seen of your manner toward him on more than one occasion I believed he spoke the truth, and, as I wished you to be happy I made away with myself, or tried to leave that impression. Then I came to this out-of-the-way corner of the world, changed my name and have been prac ticing my profession. I thought I was as good as burled alive. How did you find me?" " 'I did not, but detectives found you for me. But I had told you I loved you. Why could you not believe me?" ' 'Yon had not met Wells then. Did you marry him after you thought I was drowned?'- ' 'I did not think yon wore drowned. My heart told me you were not. But I would not have married Mr. WTells If you had been, not if he had been the last man on earth! I have loved yon from the first, as I told you. Do you believe" it now, or must I go back with out you?' ' 'Yes. sweetheart,' he said. 'I do believe it, and I hope you will forgive me for doubting you. But tell me how " 'Not in this horrible place, Arthur. Take me away, quick, and I will tell you all about it when I take off this coat and these other things.' "Mike told me he cleared his throat several times to let them know he was there, but he might as well have beeu back in Irelaud for all the attention they paid him. "We heard afterwards that not a great while before Kendrick (for that proved to be the doctor's real name; came to Monito, a wealthy uncle in San Francisco died, leaving a fortune to him and the daughter of an old friend. Jointly, on condition that they married. If either should fail to carry out his wishes he or she was to be cut off without even the proverbial shilling and the entire estate was to go to the other. The rest you have heard." "I suppose everything came out all right?" ventured a listener. "Of course. They are still living, and have one of the handsomest hornet in 'Frisco. And they did a good part by Nugeto, too. When Steve Daniels finally struck the wrong tenderfoot and was killed, Kendrick and his wife took the boy, brought him up, and he is now a prominent business man of 'Frisco.'' Good Literature. Hebrew In Jeruinlvm. Yiddish is an archaic and corrupt form of German extensively spoken by Jews in many countries besides Ger many itself. An instance of its popu larity is given by a writer. In Jerusa lem he met "a worthy man who de nounced me for being unable to con verse with him in Yiddish. 'You are no Jew,' he protested, 'for you do not know the Jewish language.' I an swered that Hebrew was tlie Jewish language nnd that I was quite willing to speak to him In it. His rejoinder was: 'I have no patience with this new fangled idea of speaking Hebrew iu Jerusalem.' " ' New York City's gross debt Is 018, 708,337, and the net debt $447,882,080. The year's increase was f 48,000,000. THB OLP W6ST. BY "HUNTER." YEARS ago it seems a great many years ago to me I decided to take Greeley's advice and "go AVest." It required some little nerve for a young man raised on a farm iu New York State to leave his friends and make a break alone into the then almost unknown West. There was a "frontier" then; now there is uone. I went to Junction City, Kan., and then on foot south to the Santa Fe Railroad, which was then Just being built, and finally stopped where the city of Wichltn now is. At that time It was a military post. I could stand there then, and looking southwest across the Arkansas River, see the whole country speckled with buffalo as far as tho eye could reach. I stayed there a few days, and then went on up the river to what is now Hutchin son. Here I met a man who told me about the Medicine River country, which was about 125 miles further southwest. He represented It as being a well timbered country, with quite high bluffs along the streams, and as all the country where I was then had scarcely any timber, it looked very dreary to me; besides, I had an Idea of going Into the cattle business, so I decided to go and look nt the Medicine River country. I bought a pony nnd we started. We had heard of a camp of hunters, at the junction of the Medicine nnd Tur key Creek, who had a wagon trail into Wichita. We went south, so as to strike the wagon trail nud follow it to their camp. I proposed taking along some provisions, but my new friends said there was no use buying or carry ing supplies, as we could get all the game we wanted; so we went without any provisions. Well, we started out, aud there seemed to be a break in the buffalo, as there were none in sight, and we went on all the iivst day without a chalice to kill anything; and slept that night on the ground by a "chip" tire, with nothing to eat and no timber In sight. We were on what I afterward learned was tho north fork of the Nin isquaw River. The following day we traveled all day and killed nothing until night, when we stopped pn the south fork of tho Ninisquaw, and I killed a bird about as large as a robin, which we roasted and divided between us. The following day we began to see buffalo, and about noon came to a tim bered stream, and within half an hour I had killed a big turkey; and I think that I never tasted any other turkey quite so good as that was. We camped there in the timber. No one knows Just what a luxury timber is to camp in for fuel, until they have camped on tho bare prairie and burned chips. That afternoon my friend killed a buffalo, I was greatly surprised at the size of the animal. I had seen the buffalo robes that we used iu tho East, and which at that time could be bought for from $5 to $10, but they were small, nnd I learned that the large ones were never made into robes, as their great thickness called for too much work to dress them. White men never dressed robes; the Indians did that, as their time was worth nothing. A squaw would work a month or two tanning a hide; then her lord and mas ter would trade it to a white man for a plug of tobacco or a pint of firewater. We went on the next day and reached the hunters' camp, which was owned by Captain Griffin, formerly of Dutch ess County, New York. The following fall Captain Griffin was killed by the Indians about thirteen miles from his camp on the head of Mule Creek. He was a fine shot, and although he had a wooden leg below the knee, he was one of the best horsemen I ever saw. It was by means of the wooden leg that we were able to identify his bones when we found his remains. He had a needle gun, and In the buffalo wallow, where his bones were, we found about 100 empty shells, which showed that they had fought there for some time. There was a man from Pennsylvania by the name of Van Buren with Cap tain Griffin at that time. We buried their bones together. The Medicine River country was an Ideal one for game. The bottoms were well timbered, and there were plenty of red deer and turkeys In tlie timber; the prairies were alive with buffalo and antelope. Sometimes tho buffalo would mass together and form a vast herd, and when once started to run, would go for no one could know how long. I have seen a mass of them, say half a mile wide and perhaps two miles long, all on tho run iu a solid body. They would come to a stream nnd go roaring over the bluff and through the water, and come In sight on the other side, and the great black river of liv ing animals would go pouring on across the prairie. If something alarmed those In front they would wheel like a body of cavalry by the flunk, and on they would go iu another direction. While this great mass of animals would be sweeping past, others would be grazing or lying down, aud would not appear to pay uny attcntiou to the galloping herd, unless In front of it, and then they usually joined the herd and went with it. The numbers were so great that it simply went past the power of enumeration, and one might as well attempt to count the sands on the seashore. I saw them once in June so thick that they nearly drank the ' small streams dry, and poisoned the water so that It was almost impossible to get any to drink. The buffalo was a noble animal. Its habits differ from those of the deer famiiy entirely; with antelope, red deer, elk, caribou and moose there is a similarity in habits of them all, but the buffalo has no relatives. When a bull became old and was .-..'hipped he became a social outcast, and was driven from the herd, and no others would associate with him. He wan dered around by himself, and finally became a prey to the wolves. Wher ever there were buffalo there were wolves. They would hang around the outskirts of the herds and wait far a chance for an old one or a cripple or a calf. A great deal has been written about the wanton waste aud destruction of the buffalo, the substance of which no doubt Is correct; but did you ever stop to think that it would be impossible to operate a farm in a country where buffalo roamed at will? A herd sweep ing down across the country would stamp the farm into the ground, nnd a fence would be no more obstruction to them than a spider's web. Stock could not be herded In a buffalo conn try; they would stampede tho cattle and ruin a cattle man. They had to go, The country that they had used for ages civilization demanded for homes for civilized men, and they had to go the same as tlie Indians had to go. When the buffalo disappeared, it had one blessed effect; it compelled the Indian to keep near the military post, from when they drew their sup piles. When the buffalo was plenty, they could wander where they pleased, and were sure of plenty to eat; they could go on their devilish raids and murder settlers, who, with their labor, were striving to make homes for their loved ones. The buffalo are gone, nnd it would have been a great blessing to humanity if the Indian could have been wiped off the face of the earth nt the same time. The buffalo helped the settler to meat, while at tho same time ho fed the settler s enemy. His room was needed. He roamed over this continent in millions, accomplishing no good ex cept to feed a race of vagabonds that have left no trace of their ownership on the face of the land except the graves of their murdered victims, Here, instead, are millions of homes, where dwell n happy and contented people. From the hilltop where the worthless Iudiau watched for some one to slay, now rises the church spire or the flag of the school house. God, in His supreme wisdom, never Intended that this vast fertile continent should belong to a few wandering barbarians' when suffering humanity demanded it as n place for Christian homes. Forest! and Stream. A Chicago In Korea. The Koreans eat a great deal of meat aud the raising of beef cattle is an industry which promises to grow most lucrative under Japanese direc tion; but it must be under Japanese direction, for the Koreans have no in itiative. The hills of Korea, or at least! the foothills of the verdureless peaks, offer One grazing in some provinces, and the common ca.tle bean that grows thickly in almost any kind of soil fattens very rapidly, and if th1 Japanese are wise they might make Seoul in time an Oriental Chicago. The Koreans themselves have no niceties of selection as to the part of an animal or fowl, and they consume everything, from the entrails to the hide, without wasting any time in tb process of cleaning and dressing. Nor do they consider cooking always .-. ne cessity. In common with the Ameri can Indian, they consider steaming hot, fresh, raw liver, a groat delicacy when it is dipped in a mixture of con diments more oi less resembling Cbin ese soy. I take the word of others for this, because, having once witnessed a government ."beef issue" to the In dians near Ft Reuo, in Oklahoma, I could not be induced to look voluntar ily upon such another exhibition in any, part of the world. The man who has written the best "history of Korea" did it before he ever set foot in the coun try. He had at his command all the1 records in the Chinese language, which he read as easily as his own, and he dwells with great fjlee upon the Kor ean "fatted calf," which is usually a1 fowl or animal of some sort cooked and served without having been marred by knife or water. A man whd served such a feast is considered to be a most generous host. Leslie Maga zine. Caught Vie Hliitrk on FUli Line, While fishing off the terminal dock aliout noon yesterday N. Gonzales1 hooked an elgbt-foot shovel-nose shark and drew It up to the dock with an or dinary fish line. The moustor was easily drawn In and made but little resistance until a heav ing line was thrown over him and the1 slip knot begau to tighten, and then the fun commenced. The water was lashed into foam for many feet around and the strength of several men was required to prevent its escape. Two boat hooks were finally brought into piny on the back and sides of the big fish and very Boon it was conquered and hauled on the dock. It was hid eous and frightful looking and was viewed by numbers of people in the afternoon. Miami (Fla.) Record. Americans An Paint triers. It has been remarked that the Amer lean people consume more paint, both In the aggregate an'd per capita, than any other people In the world. In a recently published article on the sub ject it was figured that our yearly consumption is over 100,000,000 gallona of paints of all kinds, of which over one-halt ia used In the paintings of houses. The reason for this great consump tion is- twofold: a large proportion of our buildings, especially In small towns and rural districts, are .con structed of wood, and we. as a people, are given to neatness and cleanliness. For, take it all in nil, there is nothing so cleanly or so sanitary as paint. Travel where we will throughout the couut.ry, everywhere we find the neat, cheerful painted dwelling, proclaiming at once the prosperity aud the self respect of our population. Fifty years ago this was not so; painted dwellings, while common In the larger cities and towns, were the exception in the rural districts; be cause, on the one hand, a large pro portion of those buildings were tem porary makeshifts, and, on the other hand, because paint was then a luxury, expensive nnd difficult to obtain in the out-of-the-way places, and requiring special knowledge and much prepara tion to lit it for use. The Introduction of ready mixed or prepared paints, about 18(10, changed the entire aspect of affairs. As the Jack-of all-trndes told the Walking Delegate in one of Octave Tunnel's stories "Any ono can slather paint." The insurmountable difficulty with our predecessors was to get the paint ready for "slathering." That the coun try was ready for paint In a convenient, popular form is shown by the imme diate success of the Industry and its phenomenal growth in fifty years from nothing to (lO.ooo.OOO gallons the esti mated output for 1000. Some pretty severe things have been written about and said against this class of paints, especially by painters nnd manufacturers of certain kinds of paste paints. Doubirss In many In stances these strict lies have beeu jus tified and some fearfully and wonder fully constructed mixtures have In the past been worked off on the guileless consumer in the fhnpe of prepared paint. But such products have had their short day and quickly disap peared, and the too enterprising man ufacturers that produced them have come to grief iu the bankruptcy courts or have learnel by costly ex perience that honesty is the best pol icy and have reformed their ways. The chief exceptions to this mle are some mail order houses who sell direct to the country trade, at a very low price frequently below the wholesale ju ice of linseed oil. The buyer of such goods, like the buyer of a "gold brick," lias only himself to blame if he find Ills purchase worthless With gold Felling at any bank or mint at a fixed price owners of gold do not sell it at a discount: and with lluseed oil quoted everywhere at fifty to seventy cents a gallon, manufacturers do not sell a pure linseed oil paint at thirty or forty cents n gallon. The composition of prepared paints differs because paint experts tave not yet agreed as to tli- best pigments nnd becnuse the tiailr results of tests cm a large scale are constantly im proving tlie formulas of manufactur ers; but nil have come to the conclu sion that the essentials of good paint lire pure linseed oil. fine grinding and thorough incorporation, nnd in these particulars rll the products of repu table manufacturers correspond; all first class prepared paints are thor oughly mixed nnd ground and the liq uid base Is almost exclusively pure linseed oil, the necessary volatile "thinners" nnd Japan dryers. The painter's opposition to snch pro ducts is based Inrgely on self-interest-He wanti) to mix the paint himself and to be paid for doin It; and to a certain class of painters it ia no rec ommendation for a paint to say that It will last five or ten years. The longer n paint lasts the longer he will have to wait for the job of repainting. The latter consideration has no weight with the consumer, nnd the former is a false idea of economy. Hand labor can never be as cheap or as efficient as machine work, and every time the painter mixes paint, did he but know It, he is losing money, because he can buy a better paint than he can mix at less than it costs him to mix it. I'repared paints have won, not only on" their actual merits, but on their convenience and economy. They are comparatively cheap, and they are In comparably handy. But when all is said, the experienced painter is the proper person to apply even n ready mixed paint. He knows better than any one else the "when" and "how" and the difference between painting nnd "slathering" Is much greater than It appears to a novice. Every one to his trade, and after all painting is the painter's trade and not the household er's. . Early Training Does It. Spoiled children are apt to develop into spoiled men and women, for what are these but children of larger growth. Ill nature, the same as ill manners. Is a result of improper training In early childhood. The child that is brought up to good man ners will ever be well mannered. Its manners will be unconscious, there fore, easy and natural. Erasmus Wil son. A Reticent Tombstone. Dr. Sawyer, of Williston seminary nt Easthampton, Mass., was discuss ing the early education of the .oldyr gereraticn. "It was not such as people get now," he said, "but I am not ashamed of it. When I think of it I uin always reminded of an epitaph . I once saw in a desolate little town. It devoted two lines to the virtues of the good woman burled there, con cluding with this line: " 'She averaged well for this vi cinity.' " Everybody's Magazine. Longest Underground Hello. Tho longest underground tele phone line in the world has recently been completed, and extends from New York City to New Haven, Conn., a distance of over 70 miles. If this system proves to ba a Buccess, its ex tension to other cities may be ex pected very soon. A London cabman has provided against possible accidents by Invent ing an automobile that can bo used as such or drawn by a horse. .1