VV1LY BALL PLAYERS QUEER" SCHEMES THAT HAVE BEEN WORKED ON THE DIAMOND. The Clever Trick br Which Dalrrra. pie Once Won a Game For he Chl cbkoh The Brun Manaer la Which Kins Kel" Cat the Bmn. Tricks worked with such exceeding peed as to deceive the umpire, the op posing team and often practically ev ery ono on the ground have beeu pull ' ed off again and again by clever ball players, and many of them have won games. It In s.trauge that the Btorles of such trlckB are confined to so few men. Whether that Is because only a few turned such tricks or whether all the clover tricks were attributed to them, Just on nil the funny stories are at tributed to notorious story tellers, no ono knows, but- the greatest of tho tricks are attributed to Mike Kelly, Jimmy MeAleer, Tat Tebeau, Billy Hamilton, ComlHUey, Tip O'NclI and Tommy McCarthy. Trlvk ore pulled off almost every dny-!lt;Ie cues, often unsportsmanlike but Hliey win ball games, and that, especially In professional games, Is all that counts. It Is boldness and quick thlnlcln;' and noting that make them pi)S. :l)k', and however one can feel about tlio sportsmanship of the player wh i turns tho trick lie cannot but ad mire tlu cerebral celerity of the player. Dilryniple, the old Chicago star, one wmi a name by one of the clever est trl. I;.) ever pulled off. It was In a gamo against Philadelphia, when the peivi.mt fDi'times of the team seemed wavevimr. The game was close and went into ex;i -i innings with the score 5 to 5 I'Ui lmtU teams fishting for ev ery itn-t. of Kioiiud. The eleventh in ning bewail with darkness descending over tJe Held, with the score still a tie. Cliieas ) scmrod one run, "and the rhll ndc'pliii crowd, which hnd the last bat was howling at the umpire to call the ;;v.w on a -aunt of darkness, but ho r fus.'d, and the Quakers were sent to t'u lint. Two men were retired, and then a ngle mid a double suddenly elm need the aspect of things. Vi'itli men on second and third and a br: hitter up, Chicago's chances grew dim, and It began delaying and fight ing for darkness. Still the umpire was obdurate, and the ball was pitched. Thi batter swung. There was a crack, the sphere went flying out to left r. It was lost from sight In an ta ut, j lie crowa aia nor, snow wnem- it wa a home run or a line fly. Two players went tearing toward the plate. In that Instant Dalrymple stood still, shoved both hands above his head, walled an Instant, Jerked them down, stuck something into his pocket and, turning, ran to the clubhouse, while the crowd roared over Chicago's vic tory. En in the clubhouse Dal confessed that he hadn't seen the ball at all, hadn't the slightest Idea where it had fallen, and that his entire play of catch ing it was pantomime, which fooled everybody except a few in the left field bleat hers, who saw the ball cross the left field fence of the grounds and fall Into (he street. Johnny Kvers once worked a clever trick tint resulted in a put-out. He was playing second, find there was a run ner on llrst when the batter cracked a hot grounder straight at him. In some way the ball shot straight between his legs and rolled on out to center field. Without blinking an eyelash Evers went through the pantomime of throw ing the ball to second to forco out a runner. Tinker, covering the base, pre tended to catch the ball, aud the base runner, completely fooled, stopped and started to walk to the bench. Before the yells cf his team mates aroused the base runner Single had recovered the ball and thrown the runner out at second. Fred Clarke won a game for Pitta burg once, when nttsbiirg needed games to hold the championship, by a trick which beat Chicago out of a de served victory. He was on second base with two out in the ninth inning and Chicago leading when Waguer rapped a torrlflc Hue drive almost straight at Dnh! n. wis 5 'vas playing short. Clnrl;e nlreai'y had started for third; but, seeing that Dahleu was camped on the line of the ball, he ran up, stop ped, ma le a bluff as if dodging, and Just bet ire the ball reached him he dropped flat The ball shot past, struck Dnhlcn on the side of the neck and felled him ts the ground. Clarke reach ed third before the sphere was recov ered. Chicago made a strong kick on Interference, but Clarke's acting had , been so well done that It deceived even the umpire, and an instant later a long drive beat CLlcago. The "Only Kel" was the man who copyrighted the Idea of cutting bases. Kel never tried to cut a base ten feet lie wanted to score from first by run ning around the pitcher, and that Is exactly what he did In one game against New York. He was on first when tho batter rap ped a grounder toward third. "WitiV out an instant's hesitation Kel started straight toward the pitcher's box, yell ing: "Watch Kelly! Watch Kelly!" at the top of his voice. The umpire and the opposing players lad too much experience with Kelly md Ids tricks to pay any attention to din, so the third baseman scooped the ail and ehot It to first, the umpire runnui!; there to watch the plny. Kel almost ran over the pitcher, and then, with oue fleeting glance at the umpire, be turned and struck through, tho dia mond for tle plate. "Out!" yelled the umpire ou the run ner at first base, and then, tunucg qulrkly, he sought Kel and discovered nku just Eliding across the plate wttb a yfcll of victory. He had scored from flrrt on an infield out, and, although the opposing team yelled long and laud, the umpire was forced to admit ho had not seen Kel cut a base, bo the score counted. There was a trick attempted once which failed to materialize because Comlsk'ey was there with his rawhide sarcasm. Will White was tho victim of his own trick, and at the same time he was cured of attempting to turn anythlngvon Comlskey. In those days captains were not per mitted to take players out of the game, except In cases of Illness or Injury. Ono day Will While was getting his bumps bard, and tho runs were piling up against him. Commy caught sight of a substitute pitcher hurrying to the clubhouse and Bcented a trick. White lasted out the lulling and was first to bat. He reached first and on the first ball latched started to steal second. An attempt to steal second by White was a farce at any time, and Commy saw what was coming. Sure enough. White slid, and, Instead of getting up, begau writhing aud groaning on the ground, holding his leg. The players rushed around and still White writhed and groaned. "Oh! Ohl . Oh! My leg's broke." "No, no, no, but your heart's broke," mimicked Commy. And White, forgetting all about his broken leg, got up and wanted to fight Bill Lange used to pull off a trick that sot catchers wild, and it was this trick that made him the chtauplon bnse runner of the league for two years. He had a habit of starting from first base at a terrific clip just as tho pitcher pitched the ball, and then, instead of continuing, he would stop short and grin at the catcher, who was In a po sition to throw. Tho moment tho catcher started to throw the ball back to the pitcher or to shoot It to first I.ango would make a dash for second and eight out of ten times would land In safety. Ho always claimed that ho could beat the delayed throw much easier than a straight throw from tho catcher tp sieond. I remember when I first watched I.ango run bases I marveled Hint so many second basemen failed to touch hi in. Ho had a queer slide, hut in doz ens of cases the baseman simply failed to put the ball on him when it looked easy. ' One afternoon in Kansas City I found out the secret of Lnuge's suc cess. We were playing a scrub game, and I was at second when Lange rap ped out a hit. He laughingly yelled for me to watch out as he was going to steal on the first ball pitched. He did, and KIttridge tfirew him out ten feet. I grabbed tbe ball and started to apply It to Lange, when suddenly something happened. I remember going about six feet Into the air and thinking an auto had struck me, and an Instant later lighted on my back and sat up to see Lange grinning, with bis hand on the base. Hugh S. Fullerton in Cleve land Tlain Dealer. What I Dlrtt An old college professor used to say to his students: "What is dirt? Don't be afraid of a little dirt young gentle man. What is dirt? Why, nothing at all offensive when chemically viewed. Rub a little alkali upon that dirty grease spot on your coat, and It under goes a chemical change and becomes soap. Now rub it with a little water, and It disappears; It is neither grease, soap water nor dirt. Thnt is not a very odorous pile of dirt you observe there. Well, scatter a little gypsum over It and it Is no longer dirty. Ev erything you call dirt Is worthy of your notice as students of chemistry. Analyze It, analyze It! It will all sep arate Into very clear elements. Dirt makes corn, corn makes bread and meat, and that makes a very sweet young lady that I saw one of you kiss ins last night. So, after all, you were kissing dirt, particularly if she whit ened tier skin with chalk or fuller's earth. There Is no telling, young gen tlemen, what is dirt, though I may say that rubbing such stuff upon the beau tiful skin of a young lady Is a dirty practice. Tearl powder is made of bismuth nothing but dirt" Petroleum. A peculiar fact in respect to petro leum is the difference of conditions under which -that oil occurs In Russia and America. In the former it is found In strata of the tertiary period, usually a formation resembling a quicksand and at depths of only a few hundred feet. In our own country it occurs nt great depths In the older compact sand stones and limestones of the carbonif erous, devonian aud Silurian periods. The oil of Russia consists of a class of hydrocarbons known as nnphthenes, belonging to the benzine groups, while our American oil Is mainly composed of paraffin. It Is to this difference that the great variation between the products frem these oils Is due, for, while American oil yields a very large proportion, say, about TO per cent of Illuminating oil exactly suited for com bustion In our ordinary lamps, the Rus sian oil produces far less of such oil and a larger proportion of high class lubricating oil. Tbe Russian Illuminat ing oil also requires to be burned in a modified form of lamp, with a more perfect draft, in order to overcome Its tendency to produce a smoky flame. LONDON SLEEPS LATE Snails, . The Idea of using snails for the cure of chest complaints Is not peculiar to the latter day Italians. There were many believers In the nostrum In Eng land a century ago, and quito a brl3k trade was done in snails at Covent Garden. There Is a quaint prescrip tion for a snail cure In "An Old Lady's Pharmacopoeia," published by Mrs. Dclainy In 1758: "Does Mary cough at night? Two or three snails boiled In her barley water or tea water, or whatever she drinks, might bo of great service to her. Taken In time, they bave done wonderful cures. But Mary must know nothing of It!" London Chronicle. THE SLOWEST TO AWAKE OF ALL THE EUROPEAN CAPITALS. Hard to Get a Breakfaat la Heatau raate la the KnajlUh Metropolis. Be fore Elfjht o'clock Paris and Berlla Are Early at Baslness, It used to be a common accusation agalust the English people that they ate too much, drank too much and slept too much. Today we have vastly Improved In the matter of drinking, and there are not wanting signs that wo are, as a race, becoming more mod erate In our Indulgence In the pleas ures of the table. Chancellors of the exchequer have to face a decreasing drink bill, and a popular dramatist has given a new expression to "an English man's god" in satirizing the worship of "Little Mary." But we still cling to the old fushloned notion of eight hours' sleep as the minimum for tho recuperation of our physical and mental powers. Do heulthy people .really require eight hours' sleep? I answer unhesi tatingly "Xo." Six hours should be BUfllclent for every ordinary person, and there are many so constituted that Ave would bo quite sutllclent Loudon lies, perhaps, the lutest abed of all European capitals. The worklng uiau, It is true, Is up and about in tho curly hours of tho morning. He is compiled to rise early In certain trades and occupations for which day light Is essential. But he gets his eight hours' sleep by going to bed at 10. That he wants to go to bod very early In order to have a liberal allowance of sleep Is proved by tho "two hours a night" system adopted by those who cater for his evening amusement. Tho managers of thoseentertalnment houses will tell you that the 7 to 0 "show" Is arranged specially for the working classes who want to be home and in bed noon after 10, because they have to lie at work at 0. In the morning. So oue may tue It that eight hours is the measure of all classes, the work ers and tho Idlers, tho poor aud the rich, the frugal and tho luxurious. But It Is with the class that does not do manual labor that I am principally concerned. I believe that we are at a greut disadvantage commercially with our foreign rivals owing to tho lute hour nt which we comnienco the busi ness of tbe day. A friend of mine bus recently re turned from Germany, where he went to carry out a Ms financial undertak ing. He had letters of Introduction to two German bunkers, lie forwarded them, aud In one Instance he was re quested to come and see the head 'of tho bunking llrru at 7 in the morning, and In the ottier to call and see the principal at 7 In the evening. We can not imagine a banker or a business man of any position making either of these appointments In Loudon. The habit of lying Into In bed leaves many parts of the metropolis almost deserted till 8 a. m. I bave for years found that 1 can do with six hours sleep, and If I have an extra quantity of work to do I enn limit myself to four hours without any evil conse quences. Aud so it happens that, go ing to bed between 1 and 2, I am fre quently up aud out In the streets by 0 o'clock in the morning. Woe betide mo If In certain parts of London I want an early breakfast. In my own neighborhood I pass through whole streets of houses, where at 8 o'clock the servants are only Just open ing the front doors and Bhaklng the mats. The other day I went to a great rail way terminus at 7:30, thinking that at least I could get breakfast there. The doors of tho refreshment room were shut and locked. It was not until the clock struck 8 that a waiter, who was putting on his coat, opened the door of the dining room for passengers who wanted breakfast. The Parisians are a late people. Most of their cafes are open till 1 a. m., and many In the more fashionable quarters until 2. But Parisians are up and about long before Londoners. You will find the business houses of Paris In f-.'.ll s-vl:'-: at S a. in., with not only the sta.i' i:v.V'r.t, but the principals. Eater any of the Paris railway stations on a fl:io Si;::da- morning at 0 o'clock, and you will find tlie:n thronged with a gay crowd of working class folks In their Sunday liest setting out for a day's excursion into the country. I am convinced that one of the first Bteps we hove to take to meet the com petition of our continental trade rivals is to begin tho work of the day earlier, to waste fewer of the precious hours of daylight In sleep that ceases to be healthy If It Is prolonged. "When you wake, get up," is a German saying. Tho second sleep the morn ing doze after the first waking Instead of being refreshing Is the reverse. It brings about a sense of lassitude which frequently remains through the day. All men are not perhaps, so constitut ed that four hoars' sleep would be suf ficient for them, but no man should take more than six If ho wants to bo "healthy, wealthy and wise." , Tho medical school of Salerno had a good deal to say about sleep. It pre scribed six hours ns the maximum for all ages and both sexes London Mall. His Method. Here is a good illustration of the rula of life which Is adopted by somo of our successful men. Three gentlo mou, nil hungry after a long day's sport, and only two partridges on the table! The carver put his fork Into one of tlioso, removed it to his own plate and remarked: "Gentlemen, I want fair play and mean to have It Thero Is that partrldgo for you two, and here is this partridge for me too." Now York Herald. Dobs of Alaska. "A fair average day's Journey with a dog team In our country is tweuty-flvo miles," said a resident of Alaska. "If pushed the dogs will go a good bit far ther than this, but that is about the usual dally distance. They are cheer ful workers, these Alaskan canines, but one must know bow to treat them. It will not do to give them more than oue meal a day and that always when camp Is struck after the day's travel. The usual feed Is a lot of rice or meal that has been well boiled, with somo fnt meat thrown In for seasoning. This they eat with great avidity, nor do they expect any more rations until tlie next day's close. If they were given breakfast the next morning It would be almost Impossible to get any work out of them during the day. These na tive dogs have so much of their wild brother, the wolf, In their makeup that they show but little affection to ward their master. They will serve him, but apparently on a purely busi ness basis, and they Ignore petting." Montreal Star. Cunning leads to knavery. It is but a step from one to the other, and that very slippery. Lying only makes the difference. Add that to cunning aud it Is knavery. Bruyere. Believed Ham, He (Indignantly! 1 beg your pardon. oilsB, but I always keep my word. She complacently) 1 can easily believe that, for no one would take It. THE FIRST" NATIONAL BANK Of REYNOLDSVILLE. 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The Star's Want Column never fails to bring results No. 4 Straight Talks on Patent Medicines Some three years ago a number of prominent retail druggists realizing that a big change was to be made in the proprietary medicine business, that the public demanded to know what the in gredients were of the preparations they were advertising, and that a general reform was about to take place in pro prietary medicine manufacturing and ad vertising, formed a co-operative com pany to meet the public's demand. This company was called The United Drug Company, of which the undersigned is one of the thousand members. Our object was, first, to manufacture a line of prescriptions such as we had tried out in our stores and found to give the very best of results, and second, by owning our own co-operative manufac turing company we would be able to know the exact formula of every prepar ation we were selling, thus enabling us to give to the public the very best rem edies we could find at actual manufac turing cost, plus a single retail profit. This enabled The United Drug Com pany to escape the heavy charges for advertising and other expenses such as have to be paid by proprietary remedies. What was most important, it insures safety and satisfaction to our customers, because we druggists know just what we are selling. A committee of experts was ap pointed who spent a long time in testing the merits of more than two thousand formulas and prescriptions recommend ed by the various druggists constituting the company. From these, about two hundred were selected as being the best rente' dies known to medical science for the cure, each of its particular ailment. The exclusive rights to these remedies were then transferred to The United Drug Company, which has since manu factured them in its superbly equipped laboratories in Boston under the now famous name of "The Rexall Remedies." Note then, first of all, these facts : lsts " Rexall " refers, not to one rem edy but to about two hundred each for some one particular purpose.. Nobody knows better than The United Drug Company druggists the absurdity of the " cure-all." 2d. Each "Rexall "Remedy is a test ed and proved success, selected for its conspicuous merit from many of its class. All had established rep utations through their continued use by physicians before they became members of the " Rexall " family. 3rd. " Rexall " Remedies are sold at low prices because they are free from heavy manufacturing charges, job bing profits, and the heavy expense of being advertised separately, as formerly. The United Drug Company, which manufactures the Rexall Remedies, has already scored the greatest success ever known in the history of the drug business. Three of the 200 "Rexall" Remedies, one for each human ill, are: FOR CATARRH MUCU-TONE The chief ingredients of Mucu-Tone are Gentian, Cu bebs, Cascara Sagrada, Glycer ine, and Sarsaparilla. Gentian is recognized in med icine as one of the greatest j,.. JSpliatc'a.id Calisaya, ionics ever uiscoven.-u. n is the foundation on w'ni;-h Mi:c-.;-Tone is built. Gentian com bines in high degree the tonic powers of all the known ''bit ters, withtnone of the disad vantages applying to thorn. Cubebs have long -been rec ognized as a specific in the treat ment of all catarrhal conditions. Its action is prompt and its benefit almost invariable, in FOR NERVES REXALL "93" HAIR TONIC AMERICANITIS ELIXIR The famous Rexall "93" Hair The Rexall AmcricanitisElix- Tonic is composed in chief of iri ; a tonic nerve food composed Rcsorcin, Beta Naphthol and i 'u:y of free Phosphorus, Pilocarpin. yci.n uvpliates, iron fyro- P -..! u mw nf ih latest onfl ninct pffprtlv crprm.lf illpr The wonderful results of this j;c.rj k,, ,-!,- anH In remedy arc due to the fact that connection with Beta Naphthol. it supplies Phosphorus to the which ,s bmh germicid and antiseptic, a combination a combination is formed which not only destroys the germs which rob the hair of clean and healthy condition of the scalp, which prevents the nerve cells in a conaition in wl'.ich it r:m be immediately and easily taken i.p by them. It is the o.ily kr. --vn preparation in which tree Phosphorus that is Phosphorus which remains in definitely unoxidized is used. The Glycophosphates, actual loc!:ncnt ana development o l . C .1. I l. .1. 11CIVC linsuu uuimi.iJ,iv y.. ., v..... wnaiever pan ui mc uuuv mc tl st recent and va uai e . , , inflamed or diseased condition Editions to the field of this P'locarpin Is a well-known cf the mucous membrane exists, branch 0 meditine and unques- agent for restoring the hair to the use of Cubebs has been jonabiy more efficient rem- 'ts natural color, where the loss recommended by the best phy- ed tn the w e 1 1 . k n o w n of color has been due to a dis sicians for many generations. Hypophosphites. ease of the scalp. It is not a Cascara Sagrada is espe- The Iron Pyrophosphates is coloring matter or dye it pro cially introduced for its neces- the most easily assimilated form 0Uces its effect by stimulating sary laxative properties. 0f iron which gives tone and thescaip and hair follicles to The combination of these color, and the combined alka- heaith and active life, with Glycerine and Sarsaparilla loids of Calisaya Bark have a healt& ana ac"ye lae' makes Mucu-Tone a remedy tonic effect on almost all the This combination of cur- that attacks catarrh from every functions of the body. atives mixed with alcohol as a point, gradually restores and re- In compounding these van- stimulant, perfects the most e fcuilds the diseased tissues to ous elements, the very highest ective remedy for hair and their former health and strength, degree of pharmaceutical skill scam troubles known to-day. promotes digestion and creates has been employed. ,oc. and . BQ ' a normal appetite. Bottle, 60c. f 1.50 a bottle. uotuc, oue. -I " Rexall " Remedies are found only in the stores of druggists affiliated with The United Drug Company only one in each town andeach backs up this " Rexall " guarantee printed on every package : " This preparation is guaranteed to give satisfaction. If it does not, come back and get your nuney. It belongs to you, and we want you to have it." Stoke & Feicht Drug Co., Druggists The $&&dtl Store