YOlf Are The One to Suffer by the "penny-wbe ponnd-fool-Isn" policy of mixing your own paints. Boy Lawrence Ready mixed Paint prepared from the best pigment and the purest . linseed oil with scientific accu racy. Guaranteed by the maker Lawrence Ready Mixed PAINT 1 I Sold by Keystone Hardware Company. A SrvfrntMe. ' An old couple vt::'. ;. n IHililIn then ter to linvp nn'-Til'it :::'iuw:'.:ent. The pront lire. Kii'.O.r.i'i v.::i l.i.-'.nic ""rs. Hitller," mid the pinr lioul'.-ri -.vcro kept t-ryliiK nil the ovo'iiicr. t Uvijrth, at one of tlio wni'i v,-':c"" 1' " :'-o.if lady cnine In v!:!i !:i r-1: -i::'.kt 1 !' f again to licr c;.-0'. t'i? old I : -; 1 1 1 vr'. ! titilnd it no lo:w ...mi. st;':''!::; ' i Ills foot, crietl out. Vo Ions n ko.1 t'slef, ye call this illviirsliun!" The lleclillnor Fnctor. "The londiiiR litriy 1'olt Unit he had risht on lior sldo In l:cr c-mttpI with the other members; of the company, but Bhe decided to, let the matter drop." "Afniil the iiitiiiiit;er wouldn't take her part. eh?". "No, but she was afraid her under ttidy would." . A l ittle Dnnimtle Eronomr, "What's the matter wllh rrlmly?" "Why. he. went home v'h a new hat the other day. and it didn't tit very . -.wall, so hln wife cut his hair away wherever It stuck." ' The Imnnl Remit. Little Willle-ra. I'll lie awful glad when 1 Ret old enot:i to do as T please. Pit Naturally, niy son, and when yon reach that age .you'll proba bly get married and not do it Hold on, hold fast, hold out Pa tience is genius. P.'.ilVon. Nature's Great Invention On de banki ob de Amaton, faraway, far away, Whar Dr. Green rita Autruat Flowera to dia day; ' An picked dose flowers in August in le Brazil, An' aldo' I'ae a Yankee, ah longs to be dar still. August Flower is the only medicine (free from alcoholic stimulants) that has Dean successful in keeping the entire thirty-two feet of digestive apparatus in a normal condition, and assisting nature's processes of digestion, separation and ab sorption for building and re-building by preventing ali, irregular or unnatural cause which interrupt healthy and per fect natural processes and result in intes tinal indigestion, catarrhal affections (causing appendicitis stoppage of the gall duct), fermentation of unhealthy foods, nervous dyspepsia, headache, con stipation and other complaints, such as colic, biliousness, jaundice, etc. i 2 August Flower is nature's intended reg ator. Two sizes, 15c, 75c All druggists. For sale by Stoke & Felcht Drug Co. L Sanitaru PiumDino Steam and Gas Fitting and all kinds of work in that line. J- ' We handle M unties, Globes, Burners, Chan deliers, Etc. Located In the Stoke building on Fifth street. 8. J. BURGOON '. AND SON , Sanitary Plumbers' A REYNOLDSVILL.fi Pa7 a A CURIOUS PROBLEM. The Tremhllnar MI!ar sit Helms m Punic la Architect. The famous trembling pillar at Helms presents a curious problem to archi tects. The Church of iSt. Nicaise is sur rounded with pillars constructed to prevent the walls from straining. At U10 entrance of the church is n bell tower. On one of the bells In this tow er the phenomenon of the trembling pillar depends. When this hell Is rung or even touched the top of this pillar sways. It goes and returns about seven Inches on each side, although the base of the pillar is immovable, and the stones are so firmly cemented that It seems like a solid piece of stone. An authority who states that no satisfactory solution of this peculiarity has been gives writes: "What Is very singular is that although the four bells are about the same distance from the trembling pillar, only one of them has any effect on it. The others may be rung singly or all together without moving it." In 1775 u little window was made In the roof of the church opposite the pil lar. A hoard was placed on top of the pillar, ami on It were put two glasses of water. Then the hell was rung. Im mediately the pillar began to sway, and at the fifth stroke of the bell the two glasses were thrown off. . The ringing of this hell has no effect on the pillars between the phenomenal one and the tower nor on any of the others, but formerly it was the first pil lar which swayed, then It became Im movable, and some years ago the one next to It became the eccentric one. SPIRITUALISM. It Manifestations as Viewed by the World of Science. Spiritualism is the successor of the mediaeval occultism and of the older magic. Today science, without accept ing Its manifestations, studies them, and in these troubled waters almost all the facts upon which the new meta physics' is founded have been fished up. Like magnetism, it has drawn the attention of physicians to the phenom ena of induced sleep and has given many of the data for the study of hyp nosis and suggestion. The mediums, who believe, like the ancient python esses, .that they are possessed by for eign spirits, have served for the study of the change of personality and telep athy. And It has shown that the prod igies, diabolic and divine, recorded in all early religious were not so fabu lous as the critical fancied. At all events science admits that there is a force call it psychic as Crookes does, neuric with Burets, vital with Bara duc or the odlc force of Keicheuhrach a force which can be measured and described, which leaves Its mark on the photographic plate, which emanates from every living being, which acts at a distance, which saves or destroys, riato knew it. Great wisards like Car dan made use of it. The charlatans like Cagliostro blundered upon it. The scientists have the last word, Every body's Magazine. A Former Rnanlan Stnteamnn. During the first half of Catherine's reign the leading statesman was Count Panin, almost the only one of the em press advisers who dared to think for himself. He was the most level head ed 6t her statesmen, and yet we read concerning him that his indolence and sloth were beyond expression. lie was voluptuous by temperament and sloth ful in system, and to the Industrious Swedish ambassador, Holker, be once remarked: "My 'dear baron, it is evi dent that you are not accustomed to affairs of state if you let them inter fere with your dinner." In 1778 the English ambassador, Harris, wrote to the British foreign otBce, "You will not credit me If I tell you that out of the twenty-four' hours Count Ponln only gives half an hour to the discharge of his official duties." Pills. It is a popular notion that all pills are or are intended to lie aperient. That is an error. There are many offi cial pills that is, pills made from au thorized recipes and sold by all drug giststhat are very distinctly not aperient Thus there is a sulphate of quinine pill, whose action is tonic. Phosphorus pill is a nerve food. Sul phate of iron pifl is a blood food. Squill pill is an expectorant In fact the pill form is a very convenient one for giving medicines and can be applied to nearly every drag, with the excep tion of things essentially liquid, as the mineral acids. ' Went Him One Better. "A woman went marketing iu Fan eull ball," said a Boston minister. "She stopped before a stull where were dis played fowl so aged as to seem al most unsalable. 'What do you sell those for?' inquired the woman, won dering if the proprietor would dare call them chickens. 'We -usually sell them for profits, marm,' was the curt re sponse. 'Oh, said the woman, 'I thought they were patriarchs.' " The Man With a System. "Charley looked very sick when he returned from the races," said young Mrs. Torkins. "What was the trouble?" "He said his system .was out of or der." Washington Star. His Great Dlseovery. Hlx I don't believe half our rich mop know when they are well off. DIx Where did you get -that idea? nix At the courthouse. I was down there this morning looking over the tax lists. -Chicago News. Find fault, when you must find fault, in private. If possible, and some time after the offense, rather than at the tuut. Sydney Smith. A WILQERNKL-O OF T.iEES. tnai-ccKK.lic l-'wrvMi T!mt Abuund In ' .unte:tt:ilil. Nearly n:i o. ill." nu.'i iirti nnd east era p.;rt t: (it::tti':u:.!.t i. covcivd with a do:i.H IropUv,! lo:v. 1. consisting of m:.! 1 .11:1; , i.:len :;t l.l:;dn of cedar, ch. e!e a.ui other hard woods. Alon sti'Ciin.s i.ov:i which loirs can he Hom ed much of the ni:'.lio;!iu.v litis been cut. lift its yet very liiile of the other wooii.t have been mni'uctcd. This is es pecially true of the. departments of Pe teu, .Vila Vompu;'. and Most of the forest still belong to the government, and t!r.- usual method of secuVhi ; the tlm'icr is by concession, by which a certain number of trees are cut lit a glveu price per tree, or a stip ulate i sum Is paid for the timber 011 ii given tract It U not an easy matter to rut titles to hii'j.'0 tracts of laud In (u:i(eniiila, as It Is dlscoura-ed by the goviT.iii.eiit. These concessions are not usually granted for a longer period than live years, r'oinetlnies it Is stipu late! Oat If 11 certain mimlior of trees are c.:t during that time they must bo re:iL-.ed. 'ill.' pine forests are limited, being In Hit? ii'.ou:it::iuit!i country principally nnulniiei'O'j-Tde. Most of the lumber used conies from the Tinted States, principally from (Y.lifornhi. The for oi'Im of tills country art? generally so i!::'.cce"sili!e tht'.t Hie rallroul compa nies (m: :rt nearly all their ties and even l:: ;i'i"t cn:i!. bccr.ise t is difficult for 1 1- : r 1 to fret enough firewood. New York J SHAPE VW Why should you allow your Hinhd'to remain In the cruel g rasp of rneu raatlsm when KEYSTONE LIQUID SULPHUR will positively cure yon ? It hnn cured thousands of apparently hopeless cases. A simple preparation- inlphur In liquid form all the wonderful cur atlve qtinhttes concentrated all the Impurities left out . We are so sure of it merit that we Knurnntt-e It Don't let the tr vlal cost of ft bottle stand between you and reiler. It's sold by all druggists Two sizes 6O0 ami ft 1.1)0. Keystone Sulphur Co., Pittsburg, Pa. V 2v Marriage nnd llenlth. Marrlngo !:i nn Institution highly cou I'uclve to the health of both husband .::il wife, says American Medicine, statistics prove that among married men over twenty years of age nnd wo men over forty the mortality rate is far less than among those who remain i!!i:;le. Anions the widowed and di vorced the Mortality Is exceptionally gt'e it. Suicides among the unmarried 1. re much more numerous than among 1 he married. .The matrimonial state promotes te:e;ierauce In every form. I'r.rtliennoie, Hie probable duration of life of a inn tried man of thirty exceeds tlctt of his unmarried brother by five years, and the wife may expect to live one year lon;t-r than a single woman of .the same v.-se. She Sti ubbed Knpoleon. Mine, de Chevreuse. a representative of one of i.ie noblest families in Friiife, declined the honor which Na po'on wished to confer on her, that of be!. iff maid of honor to his slster-ln-l:i w. the queen of Spain. She nfter w"rd became Josephine's dame du pa lius, but always affected to look down on the iiiiperi il court. One day she went to a reception at the Tullerles blii'-liig with diamonds. "What splen d! '. Jewels." remarked Napoleon. "Are li'.c;- all real'" "Alon Plea, sire, I real ly f'.on't know, but at any rate they are nulle gjod en.i:gh to wear here!" Ilnilc. "Well," said Mrs. Bnigglns after a olo by n f.iriiiomible church choir ten or, "If that ain't the rudest thing I ever saw!" - "What?" inquired her niece. "Why, didn't yon notice It? Just as soon as that young man began to sing every other member of ljie choir stop ped. But he went right through with it, and I must suy I admire his spunk." Alliletlc Amuaement. Kverythl'.ig lu nature indulges in nmnsement. The lightning plays. The wliid whistles. The thunder rolls. The snow flies. The waves leap. The Holds smile: even the buds shoot and the rivers run. In Anticipation, Howell Howell is always borrowing trouble. Powell Yes: he's the kind of fellow who. If he thought he was going to get fat, would go out and walk off the weight before he got It. The exact distance to either the north or south pole from the equator Is 6,000 miles. The rln"-"ln:ien. -May It was too I:. ,1 that Miss Trills disappointed the am'.ii'iiee at the ama teur performance. Elsie Hut she d'i'n't. Khe was able to appear after nil. May Ye, but it was generally stipp jsed that she would hot be able to ii'Micer. ST Limber Package Always moist, sweet and juicy. Best of all, it's clean exactly what you want your cliewing to be. Not a scrap of scrap in The . Clean Chewing Tobacco Choice, long leaf, pressed in big- packages bites like sponge cake goes three times as for as the average five cents' worth. , . , Neatly wrapped in clean wax paper inside a sealed ;mveloi)o i"tr? it's clean! tig Package Sc. Sold Everywhere MADE ATTHE GREATA WATCH WORKS AT CANT0N,0HI0 TTho more you know I of the excellencies of I Dueber-Hampden Watches the surer you are that they are among the finest vutches Amer- . ica produces. See them at the following stores: A. Gooder Juweler Try it on tha Goal Rang: It la the only self-shining- stove polish coal atoves, the beat screen enamel and atcri pipe enamel aavea work and money; kills rust If your denier linsn't It Blnii-Hloke Co. has PENNSYLVANIA UAILtiOAD. SCHEDULE IN EFFECT JAN. 1. 1906. TRAINS LEAVE REYNOLDS VILLE ! For New llcllih'liem, Red Bank, nnd piln rlpul IntcnmHliute Htntlons, oil City and i'msbinc H::iO, H:0H n. m, l:2!i, 5:07, 7:"N (New Bethlehem only) p. m. week-iluys. Siinrtiiyg U:W B, m., 4: '0 11. In. Kor luHoK hnfiwuod, and principal Inter mediate slalitins, llim-Mnirif, Philadelphia, Baltimore and WashlnKton, a. 111., 1:52 a:2r p. m. wee k-dajK. Sundays 12: I) p. m. For IMilloi- only 11:42 a. ni. week-days, 9:5 p. ni. dallv V. W. ATTEiuicnv, I. H. Wood. Gcu. Manager. Passpnjrpi-Tralllc M?r UF.O. W. IIOVI), General PnsseiiKer Aent. Soft Notice to Taxpayers. ; Save Ten Per Cent. f Pursuant to an Act of Assembly I will a tonti hi the follfiwlng time Hiid o.Hcea fM-fl v nun nt v iiiuii. an .. j j . v, '"J, omio mm UU ' i.csai-o vi 111c juni iduu, ill-n il ; Eldted, Heath uml Bfirnett townnhlps, Tliiirsdny, May 8lHt, at hotel, Blgel, 10 a. m. to li. n. . Corsica borough and Union townthlp, Fri day, June 1st, at Hotel tileun, Corsica, V a. m. to 12 in. Bummervllle horouirh and Clover township. hrlday.Jum 1st, at Commercial Hotel. Sum mervllle, 1 to p. m. , Knox township, Saturday, June 2d, Kt Hop kins' store, 9 a. m. to 12 m. I'lnecreek tuwnslilp, Saturday, June Si at store ot E. Wiser, Emerlckvllle,2 to 4 p. m Wnrsaw township, Monday, June 4th. at hotel In Klchardsville, 8 to ID a. ni. Polk township, Monday, June 4th, at bouse of Hill ton Bchafrner. 11 a. m. to i u. m. Warsaw township, Monday, June 4th. at store of John Mays, Huzen, i to S p. m. Beaver township, Tuesday, June 5th. at Pansy, 8 to 10 a. tn. RlnuKold township, Tuesday, June 5th. at Hotel UlniiKold, 11 a. m. to 3.30 p. m. Oliver township, Tuesduy, June 5th, at Post Otlice, rprankle'a Mills, 4.40 to 8 p.m. Worthvllle borounh, Wednesday, June 6th. at Hotel, 7 to 10 a. ni. Oliver tcwi. shin, Wednesday, Jinn 8th, at Hotel Kea, Cool Spi lnit, 11 a. m. to 8.30 n. m. Uosetowm-lilp, Saturday, June llth, at the Treasurer's olllce. Brookvlllo lioroujih, Tuesday, .June 1 'th, the Treusiii-ur'a olllce. at Snyder townshlu and BrncUwn wlllo hn- ouuh, Wednesday, June lath, at Loau House, ltinckwayvllle Washington township, Thursday, June 14th, 1 at Hotel Barclay, Westvllle, 8 a 111. to 12 m. and at store, Knckdnle MIIIh, 1.30 to 3.30 n. m. Halls Creek boiounh, Friday, June 15th, at Emery Hotel. Henderson nnd McOalmont townships, Monday, June lSth, at Hotel Wnvne, Desire, 9 a. m. to 12 m., and at, Miller's Hotel, Elea nota, 1 to 3 p. ni. Porter township, Tuesday, Juno 19th, at MrlMvlU's store, 8 10 10. ill a. in. Perry township, Tuesday, one l!Mh, at Motel. Perrysyille, 12 m. to :i 30 p. m., and at Post Olllce, Vnller, 4 lo5 p. m. Oliver township, Wednesday, Juno 20lh, at Post Olllce, OlivebuiE, 8 to 10 a. in. Perry township, Wednesday, June 20th, at Post Olllce, Frost bur.-, 11.30 a. tn. to2 p. ni. Vounft township, Wednesday, June2()th, at 'Squire Lamlson's olllce. Horatio, 3 to 5 p. m. iMct'nlniotit township, Thursday, June 21st, at Hotel Anita, 8 a. in. to 12 111. Puu.xsiitawiiey, Thuisday, June 21st, 1 to t p. m., and Friday. June 22d, at qulre . D. Corey's olllce. Y0111111 township, Saturday, June 2i!d, at 'Squire N. I). Corey's olllce, Punxsutawney, 7 a. m. to4.30 p. m. Hell township, Monday, luue :5th, at Post Office, Cloe, 9 a, m. 10 12 in. Uusklll township, Mondny Jnne 23th, at Post Olllce. Wlnslow, 1 to 4 p. m. BIr Hui. borou-'n and Hendcson township, Tuesday, Juno 2ilth, at Hotel McCltne, Big Run. Clayvllle borouph, Wednesday, June 27th, ' at Hotel Haley. Kevuoldsville borouah. Thursdav. June 28. at Imperial Hotel, Wlnslow township, Friday, June 2Mh, 9 to 11 a. m ill, Hotel Syke, Sykesvlile, and In the afternoon at, Imperial Hotel, KcynolCsvllle. Ten per cent, will be added to all taxes not paid County Treasurer before duplleales are placed In thp hands of horouirh and township collectors. Mercantile, restauriMit. and bil liard licenses will be received at all pi Aces visited and all licenses remaining unpaid after the first day of July will be placed in the hands of the proper oihcers for collection, as per Act of Assembly. IKA J. CAMPBELL, MayH, 191 fc County I lessuror.' Wedding Invitations and Visit ing Cards neatly and prompt ly printed at The Star office.