I: 1 BRAVELOVE. He'd nothing but his violin, I'd nothing but my song; But wo were wed when skies were blue And summer days were long; And when we rested by the hedge The robins came and told How they had dared to woo and win When early spring was cold. We sometimes supped on dewberries, .Or slefit among the hay; But oft the fanners' wives at eve Cune out to hear us play The rare old songs, the dear old turns VVe could not starve for long While my man had bis violin And 1 my sweet love-song. The world has aye gone well with us, Old man. fiinro w van nna Our homeless wandering down the lanes long ago was aone. But those who wait for gold or gear, For house or for l-in ffill youth's sweet spring grows brown and sere And love and beauty pine Will never know the joy of hearts That met without a fear When you had but your violin And 1 song my drar. ' ' Mary Kyle Dallas. - le IJij of the god? i. JtOK ILBEIiT CURTIS lind run iip to Peephaven to put lu If O n few days there with a l friend. The reports of the ' fOW quaint old town by the sea fascinated him. His friend Aldeu lind gone to Deep haven early in the summer, and bad written as laudatory letters as possible. Then he began to speak of another charm Deephaven afforded. "I can't help pitying her n litt, thoush it's absurd to say that about Mrs. Worth ington. P.nt she's so young, and has nch a bright, unaffected vivacity, and lier eyes are very round, and her eye brows so arched, and on her temples there is the dimmest little touch of a wandering blue vein, such as shows sometimes UirouUli a baby's skin. You can analyze, Curtis, and I can only sympathize. She has been married once, and lost'lier husband. That was over two years ago."' Each subsequent letter had some al lusion tojirs. Worthhigton. Then there vraA no letter at all for a week. Then a .short letter without any allu sion toher. But Alden urged, almost plaiuiely. that Curtis would come to The day Curtis arrived the two men ot a boat and drifted around In the Jittle bay. They passed a small prom ontory Jutting picturesquely out into the rippling water. Alden looked glow . ering at the top of it. "You see that miserable little cape?" tie asked, indicating by his glance the charming promontory. "Ten days, ago Mrs. Worthington refused me up there." "What shocking taste!" murmured Curtis consolingly. "Not in scenery, Vut In husbandry." "Sy dear follow," went on Alden, im pressively, "listen; the afternoon I made such a fool of myself I began to skirmish about for an opportunity to vow my sentiments. She detected the symptoms, and led me to the top of that cape. There is a very comfortable ,rock there for sitting on, nnd Just be low it a small grassy shelf where a man can stretch himself out. Mrs. JWorthington perched herself cosily on the rock and looked at the sea. I sprawled out on the grassy ledge and looked at her. Well, when I had made ,tbe plunge she was 'so sorry' If her manner had led me to suppose that I bad engaged her affection. 'I think,' he said In a real childlike burst of Jnnocence, 'that the air of this place must have something to' do -with It. Yon are the seventh man who has pro posed to me this summer on this spot! Isn't It odd?'" "I think it's a nice humorous spec tacle,'! said Curtis. "The little widow leading her victim to this rock when she scents a proposal and giving him his coup de grace there. But, Tom, what a connoisseur she must be by this time in masculine love avowals!" "She said I did it very nicely, one of the best, in fact But she may have told each of the others something equally flattering. The better I did it the more humiliating the throw flown." "But what a consolation, though, in knowing there are six others in ex actly the same boat!" exclaimed Curtis, comfortingly. "Gad! I am keen to see this belle dame sans mercl." "I've no doubt she would be delighted to add you to her list as the eighth," retorted Alden. "This strikes me as ,a Very pretty record in scalps for one summer in a quiet place like Deep lavcn. "Well, you are forearmed. When you find her steering you toward that rock, either change your course or your con versation. It is evidently dangerous for lovers. What a triumph it would Fbe for her to wing such a coy old boy torn you, Curtis. By Jove," he added, kindling with a new idea, "why don't f ou couch a lance for your devastated jex? Go in, make the widow love you, and then 'be so rorry that you could fcave done anything to have aroused such hopes.' Be the 'Avenger of the Ceven!" II. Shree .weeks later two figures loomed -np on the crest of the little cape, and iwere sllhoutted for a moment against Abe pure blue sky. The lady had seated tierself upon the rock. "This is a beautiful spot," murmured the lady. "I love to look out on the bright, happy, sparkling sea." Ves" assented the man "but how much more beautiful it would seem to nan who could look at It knowing at the only woman lie had ever loved. loved him, and was gazing at It by bit side." The lady's eyes became more dreamy as she turned them from the breezy blue of the sea and let them rest ten derly on the back of his head. "Esther," he said after a moment, not altering his position, and calling her by her first name with perfect calmness, though he had never so addressed her before, "why did you refuse those seven men this summer?" 'Tor the excellent reason that I did not wish to marry any one of them,' the lady replied promptly, and with a slight asperity; "I did not love them, as it her thought was of what love meant, rather than of the unloved seven. "Yet yon proposed coming out here this afternoon," he persisted, without changing his glance, "to this Itock of the Departed Seven. Why?" 'Terhaps, because I thought the air of the place would be good for you,' she murmured, regarding him with a faint, arch smile. He remained motionless and silent for a moment. Then he shifted his head so that bis chin rested In the hollow of his hand, and said, as if abstractedly: "Seven plus one is eight." With a somewhat flippant air, he added: "Are you so very fond of addition, Mrs. Worthingtoni" lie heard no reply. Turning his head quickly, he saw that the soft smile with which she had been regarding him had faded from her lips. Her beautiful eyes were turned toward the sea, with a veiled expression in them. Just then, too. there was the faintest quiver of her lips. lie sprang to his feet, took a step for ward, sank upon the grass, so close to her that her knees pressed against him, and grasped both her hands tightly. His eyes, like sapphire lights which love had kindled, and with the passion breaking forth in his voice at last, he said hotly: "Esther, I love you. You shall marry n.e." 111. Dear Alden Yon are asleep, so 1 leave this on your table where you will get it early in the morning. As an 'avenger' I am a ghastly fizzle. I have been to the rock! When we left t we were bound for the altar, which we hope to reach early this autumn, as we both hate a long engagement. Don t be sore with me, old man. I am loaded with gratitude to yon. If you hadn't got me up here I might never have met her! Of course I want vou to be the best man. There Is one thing the seven can be proud of, and that Is, unquestionable taste. Poor Esther! She did not realize what it meant to you, for then she had never been in But I mustn't talk about Mrs. Gilbert Curtis that is to be, or I would write too much. Yours, CURTIS." "P. S. She says I did it worse than any of you." Xew York News. SHORT LIVED DOCTORS. The Habits of Ihe riiysician that Canse His Eventual Enclinc. The diseases which claim the most victims among physicians relatively td all males are gout and diabetes, anil there is a high relative mortality from diseases of the nervous system and kidneys. ' From ihe nature of his habits the,' physician is not subject to accidents: and, though he is brought Into comae) with infection to a greater extent than other men, his preventive means; are sucessful and his mortality from infection is very low. Freedom from prolonged muscular strains and high blood tension apparently saves him from arteriosclerosis, but suicide elainii many, and so do the drug habits ac quired by the nervously exhausted. It has been said that three-fourths of French morphine users are physicians. The cause of the physician's early death is evidently the excessive ner vous expenditure, insufficient vest and defective nutrition, inseparable from his calling, with its broken and re strlcted sleep, irregular hours of work, rest and meals, the worry when lives' depend upon his Judgment and the lacki of a day of complete relaxation in each week. The physician who sees' his patients every day in the week, month after months, and cannot learn to forget them when he goes home, merely burns the candle at both ends. He violates the law obeyed by every other animal, that there should be short periods of moderate exertion in terrupted by longer periods of rest , went, or where at least the mechanical when repairs are made. It is not tod ; or routine elements are absent. Tolicc much work as a rule, but scattered : meni firemen, detectives, livery stable work, which prevents rest. American' Medicine. Stories of Places. In any Servian village there is only one swineherd, and he leads all th1 pigs of the community. In the morn- ng he goes through the streets blowing his horn and the nigs come out of their own accord and full in behind him and , follow him to the pasture. At night he brings them home and they disperse to their sues in the same orderly way as they pass the houses to which they 1 uf,unB. im-j require no uueuuon ana no singling out. ' Australia has adopted the system of drying milk. The milk is dried be tween steam rollers and sold as a powder, from which nothing but water has been extracted and to which noth ing but water requires to be added to make wholesome, clean and sterlla! milk. A leading medical officer is re ported to have said that the adoption of dried milk at some of the asylums! for consumptive patients and In gen eral hospitals has proved a success. . This wjnter the Norwegians have varied the excitement of ski running by yoking the runner to a motor cylce by . a long leather strap, which he, grasps with his left hand. The speed! attained is enormous and great skill Is required to avoid being pulled over, as the body is apt to outrun the feet Thd pastime is growing very popular. Chi cago Dally News. The Root, of Gambling Traced to Primitive Man In This Chicago Theory. I W. THOMAS, he University of Chi cago, has a new and inter esting theory on gambling. Ho looks at the passion from e.vactly the opposite point of view held by most of us, and one of the conclusions lie draws is that the prob lem is not so much to account for the gambler in the midst of us as for the staid and matter-of-fact man of busi ness. All classes of society and the one sex, quite as much as the other, argues Prof. Thomas, have a deep interest In all forms of contest involving skill and chance nnd that interest mounts high er and higher as the risk and damage become greater and greater. And this Is but natural, for the conflict arouses in us the instincts awakened during the childhood of the race In the strug gle for fond and the rivalry for mates. An organism such as man's, dependent on offensive and defensive movements for food and life, could not have been developed without having developed at the same time an Interest in dangerous or precarious situations. The fact that our interests and en thusiasms are aroused hy situations of the conflict type can be showii by n glance at the situations that arouse them most readily. War. for Instance, Is simply an organized form of fight, and as such is most attractive or. to say the least, it arouses the interests powerfully. With the accumulation of property and the growth of intelligence it became apparent that war was a wasteful nnd an unsafe process, and political and personal considerations led us to avoid It as much as possible. But deprecate war as much as we may, we still are quick to acknowledge that it is the most exciting of games. Recently the Rough Riders in this country nnd more recently still the young men of the aristocracy of Eng land went to war from motives of pa triotism, no doubt, but there are nnmis takable evidences they a Wo regarded it as the greatest sport they were likely to have a chance at in a lifetime. And there is unmistakable evidence that the emotional attitude of women toward war is no less intense. So gladitorial shows, bear baiting, bull fighting, dog fighting, cock light ing, prize fighting and football may be mentioned as examples of conflict that awaken in us the emotional feelings of the contest nnd give us by suggestion the emotions similar to those endured by the contestants, with-ut subjecting ns to the danger of injuries that they are obliged to undergo. Now, as long as man was in a state of nature, following bis instincts, rov ing, fighting, hunting, wooing, contriv ing, he was happy; and such tasks as he imposed upon himself he found pleasurable and aot ltksomc. This sort of life continued for an immense stretch of time, and it was but as yes terday in the history of the white race that population became dorse or game was exhausted, and man found himself obliged to adjust himself to changed conditions or perish. Instead of slaughtering the' ox he fed It, housed it In winter, bred from it, reared the calf, yoked it to a plow, plowed tile fields, sowed seeds, dug out the weeds and gathered, thrashed and ground the grain. This was a labor, mechanical and irksome, lacking the constant change aud the excitement and the nervous tension that man ex perienced in the state of nature. But, while this labor itself was dis agreeable, its product- served to sat isfy man's physical wauls. The habits of the race adjusted themselves to what the memlers of it were far from enjoyiug emotionally. Not all social groups reconciled themselves to a life of labor and many individuals of our own race failed to conform to it. Many men whose natural opportunities or in telligence might have made them la borers in various industries hewers of wood or drawers of water have drift ed Instead into various occupations where there are possibilities of excite- men, coachmen, barkeepers and bar bers are more or less valuable to so ciety and manv of them are vpvv hnrd wnrkpva hut tlm!.. .v- , ' , ,,, ... S"r.""" ".77- able 0pportunily fol. SjiIlf! "about and an occasional chance to ee or Join a fight or game to talk or ,nT (h Klnaliv ,ve j,ave tlie extreuie CMM of the tramp and the criminal, refusing to accept the social arrangement at all. On the other hand, business of most kinds nnd industrial pursuits represent artificial habits; they are more or less regular, monotonous mwl recurrent- tl,o same situation coining up again and again. They present no problems that throw an exciting strain on the atten tion and they produce no emotions like those of the conflicting interests. We are now in a position to under stand bow gambling comes to exist and why it is so fascinating. It is a means of keeping up our Interests in conflict find it secures for us the sensations aud (Ihe excitements of conflict with little effort and no drudgery. In gambling, too, the risk is imminent, the attention )s strained, the emotions are strong and even where the element of skill is re moved entirely and the decision is left 1o chance, the player has feelings akin to that of being in a conflict himself. From this point of view it is less dif ficult to account for the gambler than for the man of business. The gaming nstinct is born iuf all normal persons; It wag acquired during the earliest ex- P03T, perlences of the human race. The in stinct is In Itself right and Indispensa ble, but we make a difference lu the uses to which It Is put. It Is valued In war and business. It expresses Itself In a thousand forms Ri the games of children and in college athletics. It meets with approval in such expres sions of the passion as golf, tennis and billiards, but society justly condemns the instinct If it is not used In some way to further production or create values. The value may be In the in creased' health and vigor which the business man derives from recreation, or It may be in the creation of wealth by this same man lu competitive busi ness. But the gamester pure and simple is not regarded with favor by society, be cause he creates no values, aud is, therefore, parasitical aud a dlsorgau izcr of the habits of others.-Chicago Daily News. REASON AND FUN IN ANIMALS. Performances or Beetles That Hlntnt Possessing lluinnti Trait.. The sagacity of ants Is so well known that it has led a few naturalists to sus pect that many are endowed with rea son. In a recent Issue of Nature, W. Galloway describes the behavior of some tiny black beetles which seems to point In the same direction, aud even to a sense of fun, also. The insects were about three-eighths of an inch long, and were engaged in rolling ou a gentle slope balls of ma terial, half an inch In diameter, which they evidently meant to store for food. Generally they would work in pairs, one beetle in front of the ball, pulling on it, and the other behind, pushing. Occasionally the ball would run away, but the beetles would follow and re cover it, and conduct it to its destina tion. Once a ball that had escaped changed its course abruptly. The pur suing beetles went down the grade to its foot beside a water course. Failing to find it, they traversed the route up and down several times, but without discovering where It had gone. This behavior was not so very wonderful, perhaps, but an additional Incident mentioned by Mr. Galloway Is cer tainly a little more so. A solitary beetle rolling a compara tively new ball had reached a distance of nine or ten Inches from the heap when a second unoccupied beetle, com ing from the opposite direction, stood up ity front of the rolling ball as if with the intention of pulling it forward and assisting the first. Instead of do ing so, however, it brought the ball to a dead stop. In vain the first beetle tried to move the ball; the second held it fast. The first then got down and peeled round the side of the ball, ap parently with the object of oscertain ing the nature of the obstacle. While this examination was proceeding the second, with its forefeet still resting upon the upper rart of the ball, neither pushed nor moved in any way. The first then stood up again behind the ball and pushed it as before, but still the ball did not move. For the second time the beetle got down, made an examination as before, then, crouch ing with its back well under the lower curve of the ball, heaved with all its might in the Same way as a workman does In similar circumstances but the ball remained stationary. The first beetle then came out from under the ball, and was proceeding round its right hand side with some new inten tion, when the two seomedMo catch sight of each other. The second beetle threw itself on the ground with the quickness of thought, and fled pursued by the .other, both running at their ut most speed. Fear, and a sense of guilt, seemed to spur the flight of the one, resentment nnd anger the pursuit of the other. In a chase which was continued for a dis tance of six inches the fleeing beetle, which had started with an advantage of about an inch nnd a half, increased the distance between its pursuer and it self to more than two inches, when the former, seeing the futility of fur ther pursuit, stopped, returned to the ball, and resumed its occupation of rolling it. The reason why the second beetle stopped the ball, remained absolutely motionless waen the other got down to reconnoitre, and ran nway when it saw it was discovered, is not apparent. Mr. Galloway suspects, though, that the performance was inspired by a love of amusement. Cute of Sad Disappointment. The 'phone in the office of a down town establishment devoted to dry goods and various articles of feminine apparel rang sharply and the head bookkeeper responded. The voice he heard was a feminine voice. It was somewhat indignant and it began con versntion without preliminaries. "Those bones you sent up are alto gether too large," said the voice. "I told you I wanted small bones. This is my little dog's birthday, and I wanted to give her some nice, dainty little bones as a special treat. And here you have sent up some great enormous things, only fit for a St. Bernard. My poor Flossie, with her dainty ' little teeth, never could manage them in the world, and she aud I are both awfully disappointed." 'I beg your pardon, madam," said the bookkeeper in astonishment, "but I am afraid you have rung up the wrong place. This is not a market, and the only bones we ever send out are the1 kind that come in corsets." Providence Journal. Arithmetic ltnces. In the recent great athletic meeting at Canton, China, arithmetic races were a feature. PupllD from the schools carried slate and pencil, and in the course of the race they encoun tered a blackboard eon tabling a sum to be solved. The boys were lined up as they reached the goal, and those whose ealeflatlons were wrong were then eliminated. The first three left in the line were counted winners. L ana sw.i:t? jni.ic3' SB For a man to speak to a Turkish woman on the street would be as much as his life was worth. Even brothers do not greet sisters or husbands wives. In one of the English towns which opened an employment bureau for the unemployed a month ago, only four applications have been received, and one of these was from an out-of-work grave-digger. The Egyptian Exploration Fund workers have unearthed in the oldest part of the ruins of Thebes a complete chapel to the goddess. Hiflhor. A life- size figure of n cow remarkably well sculptured and with Its colors and gild ing still fresh was found in place the cow being Ilathnr's emblem. The oldest woman in 1 lie world Is aid to be one of the Inmates of n home for the aged in Madrid. Tim venerable dame claims to have been born In 17S1, and gives every evidence of being likely to enjoy several more years of solemn wonder and admira tion. The late Mr. Harrison Weir be queathed the "large silver bowl and black stand that a few lovers of cats presented to me in commemoration oil my having Instituted the first cat show held at the Crystal Palace," to the Mayor and corporation of Lewes. En..; land, of which borough he was a na five. Rats, mice and squirrels unceasingly gnaw at something, not out of pure miscllief, as people generally imagine. but because they are forced to. Ani msils of this class, especially rats. hav teeth which continue to grow as ion ns the owner lives. This being the case, the rodent is obliged to continue his gnawing so as keep his teeth ground off to n proper length. It is interesting to read that the penny-in-the-slot machine antedates the Christian era. It is a curious fact that this ancient invention had escaped no tice of the Tatent Office until Ion;. after patents were granted for these automatic selling machines, it Is s.tated that more than 201)0 years ago Egyptian priests sold holy water to the faithful by a similar machine. The use of choice roses as rat bait is to be experimented upon by the Bio logical Bureau of the Department of Agriculture. The bureau has been in formed of a number of cases where rodents that spurned tempting cheese and crackers were easily enticed by a rose, and it is believed that the re sult of the experiments proposed by the bureau will he to show conclusive ly that these flowers surpass elioesp, crackers, rinds of bacon and other baits that are commonly used to enticp rats into traps. LINCOLN'S WIT. That and Ridicule Were Ills Wrapotis ot Ofl'enie nnd Defense. Wit aud ridicule were Lincoln's weapons of offense and defense, and he probably laughed more jury cases out of court than any other man who practiced at the bar. "I once heard Mr. Lincoln defend a man in Bloomington against a charge of passing counterfeit money," Vice President Stevenson told the writer. "There was a pretty clear case against the uccue'ed, but when the chief wit ness for the people took -the stand he stated that his name was J. Parker Green, and Lincoln reverted to this tin moment he rose to cross-examine. Why J. Tarker Green? What did the J. stand for? John? Well, why didn't the witness call himself John P. Green? That was his name, wasn't it? Well, what was the reason he didu't wish to be known by his right name? Did J. Parker Green have anything to conceal, and if not, why did J. Parker Green part his name in that way? And so on. Of course the whole ex amination was farcical.'' Mr. Steven son continued, "but there was some thing irresistibly funny in the varying tones and inflections of Mr. Lincoln's voice as he rang the changes upon the man's name; nnd nt the recess the very boys in the street took it up as a slogan and shouted 'J. Parker Green!' all over the town. Moreover, there was something In Lincoln's way of inton ing his questions which made me sus picious of the witness, and to this day I have never been able to rid my mind of the absurd impression that there was something not quite right about J. Parker Green. It was all nonsense, of course; but the Jury must have been affected as I was, for Green was dis credited and the defendant went free." From Frederick Trevor Hill's "Lin coln the Lawyer," in The Century. The Town Kicker. This bit of philosophy is being passed around by the country papers: The .kickers on the farm are not as hard to get along with as the kickers In tho (towns. On the farm there Is the kick ling cow and our long-eared friend, the tmile, while in town there is the old mossback, who wants all the privileges !of municipal living without paying for them, and blocks so far as he can ev ery municipal improvement. The cow may be sold for beef and the mule traded for a shotgun, but nothing but a funeral will get rid of the town kicker. Kansas City Star. Special 15 Days' Sale, THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF REYNOLDSVILLE. Capital . $75,000 Surplus . . 7?-PPP Total . $150,000 OFFICERS J. (J. Kino, VIce-I'res. TJIRECTOKfi J. C. Kiun Iliinicl Noiiio J. 8. Iliiramund Jons li. Hatcher, Pres. John H. Kiiuchpr Heuiy C. Deitjie SAFE AND CONSERVATIVE BANKING. EVERY ACCOMMODATION CONSISTENT WITH CAREFUL BANKING. Ctothcraft not CJolh "Graft." Yea waste money, whea you pay fancy prices ia the expecta tion of finding better made Clothes than CXOTHCK AFT you waste time looking for better value. This Is n? mere newspaper tairf w linowwhereof we speeli. You will find (h secret of our repu ta'renin the Clothes NCI in tho price. CXOTiiCRAFTClotlies are reaily defined by their modern shoul ders, rol!ar, fiat lapels, non-breakable fronts, the graceful outlines and the thoufihtfal finishing touches that prove at once the high standard of perfection estab lished aDd maintained. Bing-Stoke Co, Reynolasvile, Pa. lU3INKSrCXS.- Q k. MtDONALi. 4TT0RKITAT-LAW. Hnisr? fnM!o, rnl rusts arsat, Fa1 ivuiwh, cuiinui nnn niBiie promptly. .u .-ju !i uui.umf, fiejDOiaBTllia, J J ft B. B UOOVHIf. KKYNOLI SVII.LB, PA. I' u. Flnnrrr allu In rtTr4llnf . J)B. L. I MEAN3. DENTIST. Office on seoond floor of Flrrt IT tlonal bank bulimic?, Wain htreet. J)R. B. DEVERE KINO, DENTIST. Office on soond floor RoynoldsTfik fiem f.-uaio xjuiiuiDff, Main stream NEF1T, . JUSTICE OF THE PEA.CS Aad Heal Eslats Ayeni Reynolds-villa, gMITH M. McCREIQHT, ATTORX EY-AT-LAW. IfOtarT Punlla and TfAnl K.tata A..nlA OflSi Uoilons will reoolva prompt attention. OfSsS In tlia KeynoldnTllle II a raw a rs Co. BullAU, v MB (uhi, ileyuuusvuia, ft. 1 ALL GOODS REDUCED from 15 to 33 per cent. Special on Winter Overcoats and Suits for Men and Boys. DRESS GOODS which sold for $1.00 now goes at 75c. Dress Goods, was 75c, now 50c. Meltons, were $1.00, now 75c. LADIES'' COATS which were sold for $10, $12 and $15, you get for $5, $G and 7.00. FURS I have a few yet, not manv. One-third and one-halt ofT. "$4.50 Furs now $2.50. LEGGINS 50c kind now 39c. FASCINATORS-In black and white, were 50c, will go at 39c. 10c Ladies' Hose for 9c or 3 for 25c. 25c Ladies' Hosefor21c Boys' Fleeced Undershirt and Drawers 25c, none better at 40c. Fleisher Yarn ftfcc a pound. Come and see foi yourself. N.HAN ATI K. 0. KnucKEiis, Cashier. .Tolin H. Corbett K. li. Wilson s Leech's Planing Mill I West Reynoldsville Window Sash, Doors, Frames, Flooring, STAIR WORK , Rough and Dressed Lumber, Etc., Etc. Contract unti repair work given prompt attention. Give us your order. My prices are reasonable. W. A. LEECH, Proprietor. Sanitary Plumbing Steam and Gas Fitting; and all kinds of work in that line, & v.- W hiiiic'le Mantles, Glott'S humtr,; Chan delicra. Etc. Located In tlie Stoke tulldiuK on Fiflb street. S. J. BURGOON AND SON SunitJirytriumbers REYNCLCSVILLE PA. E'XSYLVAUIA RAILROAD. SCHEDULE IN EFFECT JAN. 1. 1004. TRAINS LEAVE REYNOLDSVILLE : l'or ITew Retl'.leheni, Red Bank, and prin cipal Intermediate Millions." Oil t'lty axl Pittsbmir. 0:JO, h ( a. ni, 1:2, 5:07, 7:Se iNew Bethlehem onlyi p. ni. vtetk-tlays. Sundays u:30a, m., 4:S p. n.. Kor DiiBois. lrirtwnonVand principal inter mediate station-, llarrlsburc, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington. U::9 a. m., l-:.-6:W p m. week-tiayx. bunduys 12:W p. in. For DuBois ouly 11:4'J a. ni. week-days, 9:5 p. m. daily. V. W. AiTEHnritv, J. K. Wood. Uen. Manager. PasenKer Traffic Mj;r Ueii. W. Boyu, General l'asnenper Agent. It was a grim joke for the working men of St. Petersburg to elect Rosa as their Oelt gate to tie National As sembly; tht aforesaid Rosa being a four-footed creature of the canine spe cies. The argument, declares the Phil adelphia. Rord. of the voters was that the dog would cost only seven kopecks a day for Its keep, and would be quite as useful a representative of their interests as any other candidate of theirs who would iiavo a chance of election. The sturdy oak of"the English language has attained its present ov ershadoVing dimensions in the open 8unlight (and by natural processes ot growth. TSio proposal to let a number of experimenters put it in a hothouse and prune iV.i lop It as they will is not likely to Vommend Itself to the English speakitltf world in general, laments the NewYork Tribune. ,LL