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REMEMBRANCE.
Jjjsrt-swept moor, and fnlr pile skies,
; Bneep on the hills' soft breast,
thatch-roofed house bevond the tree.
J Home that my heart loved best.
, boy who pulled the yellow fnrie,
Wanton with xheer dPllght,
. Boamlng the heath till dwv ere,
From Inrk's awakening flight.
'TIs half a century ago !
Would gold stifh peare eould Imy.
Tie little lad upon ihe moor,
The lark that sung on high.
, Pall Mall Gaiett.
The
PiilcliritiHloniuni.
I suppose you do not know what it
pulchritudonium Is. Nor did I until
julte recently; but I am better in
formed now, and, indeed, am quite nn
authority on the instrument or imple
ment? It was Delia's inquisitive mind
that effected my instruction. Delia
reads the newspapers, after a fashion
I should sny, after the fashions. And
the part of the paper on which her at
tention and interest are concentrated
contains suitable advertisements to
catch the unwary eye. Here it was
that she came upon this pulchritudon
lum. The pulchritudonium, beautifies
you; It renders you (according to ad
vertisement) proof against increasing
years. It keeps the figure fine and the
complexion fresh; and it only needs
using for ten minutes every day. Al
so It only costs but that is of no con
sequence, save that It started the pul
chritudonium between Delia and my
self. "I suppose you couldn't let me have
a small sum on my week's check?" in
quired Delia affably.
I said I thought it might be man
aged, and thinking a certain interest
edness might be expected of-me, asked
Why. (
"Oh, I don't know," said Delia cas
ually. "I thought perhaps I might
Ibuy Edward, how do you pronounce
(pulchritudonium?" She spelled it out
from her paper with pains, but I had
jforgotten what the first part was be
fore we reached the end. However,
at last we got at it.
"It seemsa wonderful thing," she
remarked, i-h a disinterested tone of
voice.
ji'KWat', may I ask, is this wonderful
thing?" I inquired, seeing that I was
expected to do so.
At that, Delia, having achieved her
Introduction, began to talk glibly and
with enthusiasm. ,
"You see,- , dear, it's on scientific
principles, just discovered, and it de
velops you all over just properly, and
no more. It gets rid of all super
fluous fat, you know and makes you a
perfect figure, besides sending the
blood through the body and maintain
ing a perfect complexion by means
of circulation. Oh, here it is. This
Is what it says." She had been hastily
turning over the pnper in search of
the advertisement, and she now be
gan to read impressively. " 'Beauty
and symmetry are dependent upon the
" proper adjustment of the internal and
external forces in an organism. If
this adjustment be obtained, beauty
naturally follows. In the case of the
human being, nature has so arranged
It that a nice balance between the
muscles, nerves and ligaments' " De
lia stumbled over that " 'of the body
secures the desired effect This is
obtained by suitable exercise, and this
Is the purpose for which the pulchri
tudonium was designed. No woman
need despair of acquiring grace and
lissomeness if she will systemmatlc
ally use the pulchritudonium.' "
Delia ceased, and looked at me eag
erly. Perhaps it was not a ease for
frankness, but I distrusted that show
of false science.
' "I do not think it would be any use
at all," I said.
Delia put down the paper suddenly,
and rose. "I see," she said coldly.
' "You don't mind my growing fat. You
would like me to grow stout and lost
"my figure."
I explained that I was only question
ing the adequacy of the pulchritudon
ium to permit such a thing; at which
ahe relaxed.
"But ever so many people have used
It, and testify to its advantages," she
protested. "There's a whole list of
names here."
i "Tliftri fllwnvD will 1m rue. fn.
quacks," I said, adding "I mean ducks,
Vtcourse."
haven't the faintest idea what you
ean," said Delia loftily, "and I
c that tbat cynical way you've got
is simply beastly. I suppose you
it's becoming, but it isn't. It's
vulgar;"
"All right," said I, cheerfully. "If
you think the pulch?what's-lt'B-name
will make you more becoming, by all
xrieans have It."
f Now i had conceded the point, and
Delia had got what she wanted; and
she ought to have been satisfied. But
ahe was not. She did not even thank
me.
"You used to admire me once," she
- said, after a pause.
' "I know I did, my dear," I said
4 lightly. "Why shouldn't I?"
"Of course," she said rather warm
ly, "if you think I'm not becoming, and
t .'that I'm getting too stout, please say
V 1 so at once, and let me know. I al
ways like to know the truth, however
unpleasant."
"Great Scot!" I protested at this re
markable instance of feminine perver
sity. "You wanted the thing for that
very reason, and I said you could have
It"
"I didn't like your tone," said Delia,
face to face with her own inconsis
tency, and somewhat primly she left
the room, still without a word 4
thanks.
However, she bought the pulehritU'
donlum, and It began at once to figure
In our lives. It was for use before
breakfast, and it had to be nailed tc
a wall. Delia had it nailed to her
bedroom door, where she was using
It, it resisted the efforts of any of her
family to enter. It consisted of cords
and pieces of wood to hold by, and
when Delia was at work in her airy
morning costume she looked like a
dangerous Amazon. She stood upright
with a set expression on her face, then
suddenly plunged out at you with fe
rocity, stopped, made a sally in an
other direction, recovered herself, and
then dived for her toes. It was an in
teresting but alarming performance.
The first time she went through it
in strict privacy, but after one or two
trials she got confidence, and invited
me to witness it. It was unfortunate
that the nails should have given on
that particular occasion, because it
was, as I have said. Interesting, and 1
should like to have seen more of it.
But Delia was so strenuous and fierce
that they did give, and she went into
the cold tub which she had already
used some time before.
As I picked her out I comforted her
with the thought that it was a good
thing she had not been fully dressed,
but she was very cross, and seemed to
think it' was my fault.
"You ought to have tested them,"
she told me, as she wrung out her gar
ments; and when I asked if she were
going to resume she called me horrid,
and told me to go.
Nothing daunted, Delia went on with
her exercises next morning, (the nails
having been replaced), but I was not
admitted. From time to time all that
week I heard the door of her room
going, as It creaked and rattled and
groaned behind her exertions. Once in
passing on the landing I gathered that
our rather deaf cook, mistaking the
groaning, no doubt for a permissable
answer to her knock, had opened the
door and caused a mishap. I heard
Delia's voice crossly. "The door my
leg," and on that cook's "Yes'm, the
leg has just come."
On another occasion the shrill
screams of our pug summoned me in
hot haste and some anxiety to the up
per regions, when 1 found he had
been indistreetly curious enough to
venture too close to his mistress in
the abandon of her exercitations. The
result was a severe blow on what
ought to have been his nose.
But the work was kept Up with
ruthless conscientiousness, and at the
end of a fortnight I was once more
called in, not this time to watch, but
to report on results. It was at once
obvious to me that reports were ex
pected to be favorable.
"Do you know, Edward, that my
waist is distinctly smaller?" I was
told triumphantly. "My dress is quite
loose."
1 did not see the object of having a
loose dress, but I didn't dare to say
so. "Feel my muscles," she urged. I
felt her beautifully rounded arm, but
frankly I did not feel for muscles.
"iJon't you think they've improved?"
she asked, observing them critically.
"Much," said I, in a cowardly man
ner. She cast a glance of suspicion at
me, but my face was very serious.
"Much!" she repeated coldly, "I sup
pose you thought me skinny before."
"Oh, dear no," said I hastily. "I
thought you were perfection."
She looked mollified. "Then I could
not have improved much," she re
marked. "Well, a little is a lot in the case
of beauty," I explained.
She was still contemplating herself
in the glass. "I can distinctly see
signs of Improvement," she said. "You
see, as they say in the advertisement,
it fills you out where you ought to be
filled, and It takes you down where
you oughtn't to be filled out."
"Yes, it's ,a wonderful thing," I
agreed.
"Where do you think it's affected me
most?" she inquired.
"Well, from the necessarily limited
nature of my inspection, I am hardly
in a position to judge," I said hesitat
ingly. "But I should hazard a guess
that your complexion had improved
most."
VI always had a good complexion, as
you ought to know," she remarked de
cidedly. "I know," I explained with acidity.
"But it's the exercise that gives you
colorj perhaps."
Delia was silent, thoughtfully. "Do
you mean I'm getting blowzy?" she
asked anxiously. "I should just hate
to be like a bouncing milkmaid."
"There is no danger of that," I as
sured her; but I left her peering into
the glass.
The next morning Delia sought me
in my study with a determined expres
sion on her face. "Edward," said she,
"I want your honest opinion. "Is the
pulchritudonium making my nose
red?"
I was tired of the pulchritudonium;
but I was very gentle.
"Well er no," I said hesitatingly.
Delia's chin stiffened. "Please don't
stammer like that," she said sharply.
"I want a plain answer."
"No," I said firmly.
She looked at me. "I think I'll
give it up,' she said next, rather
abruptly.
"Do," said I, eagerly. "Frankly, I
don't think it has improved you, be
cause It couldn't improve you."
A charming smile started on Delia's
face. "I'm so glad," she said eagerly.
"I'll give it up. I never did believe
in it. Besides, I never needed it, did
it?" H. B. Mariott Watson in the
Sketch.
Proposals for enabling persons to
prepay replies to letters sent abroad
wil be discussed at the Postal Union
Congress at Rome next April.
Shark HoldsStvIming Record.
The shark holds the record tor
long-distance swimming. One ' of
these creatures has been known to
cover S00 miles In three days.
FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after (lift day's use of Ir. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer, 2 trial bottle nnd treatise free
l)r. It. H. Klink, Ltd., 981 Aroh St., l'hlla, l'n.
Probably no famous bird' has a smaller
babirut than the bird of paradise.
Mrs. Window's Soothing Syrup for Childrea
teething, softens the gums.raluees inflamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colio, 25o. a bottle
The public; executioner of the Grand Duchy
of Hesse tins been fined 20.
It's the after effect of experience
that counts.
FOUR YEARS OF AGONY.
Whole Foot Nothing But Frond Flesb
Bad to Cm Crutches "Cuticnra
Remedies Beaton Karth."
"In tbe year 1895 the aide of my right
foot was cut off from the little toe down
to the heel, and the physician who had
charge of me waa trying to eew up. the
side of my foot, but with no success. At
last my whole foot and way up above my
calf waa nothing but proud flesh. I suf
fered untold agoniea for four years, 'and
tried different physicians and all kinds' of
ointments. I could walk only with
crutches. In two weeks afterwards I saw
a change in my limb. Then I began using
Cuticura Soap and Ointment often during
the day, and kept it up for seven months,
when my limb waa healed up just the
tame aa if I never had trouble. It is
eight months now since I stopped using
Cuticura Remedies, the best on Uod's
earth. I am working at the present day,1
after five years of suffering. The cost of
Cuticura Ointment and Soap was only $6;
but the doctors' bills were more like $600.
John II. Lloyd, 718 8. Arch Ave., AV
iiance, Ohio, June 27, 1005."
Singing in Restaurants.
One of the fashionable restaurants
of London has introduced French
serio-comic singing for the enter
tainment of its patrons during the
supper hour after the theater.
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foul gases that arise from undigested food,
and by supplying the digestive organs with
natural solvents for food.
They relieve aea or car sickness and nau
sea of any kind.
They quickly cure headache, correct the
ill effect of excessive eating or drinking.
They will destroy a tobacco, whisky or
onion breath instantly.
They stop fermentation in the stomach,
acute indigestion, cramps, colic, gas in the
stomach and intestines, distended abdo
men, heartburn, bad complexion, dizzy
spells or any other affliction arising from
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We know Mull's Anti-Belch Wafers will
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aii on-.einttB, oue. per dox, or ny mau
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New Cant Name for Oregon.
The use of the term "Webfoot
State" is as bad form In Oregon as
that of "Frisco" Is in San Francisco,
The Oregon Development League and
the State Press Associaation have
solemnly decided that henceforth
Oregonians are "Beavers," not
'Webfooters."
100 Reward. SI OO.
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there Is nt least one dreaded disense
that seiencH has been alile to cum in all its
stages, and that is ('ntarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a con
stitutional disense, requiirs a constitutional
treatment. Hall's I'ntarrh Cure is taken Inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood and mu
cous surfaces of the system, thoreby destroying
the foundation ot tlie disease, and giving the
patient strength by building up tbe constitu
tion and assisting nature in doing its work.
The proprietors have so much faith in its
curative powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it falls to cure. Send
for list of testimonials. Address
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Sold by Druggists 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
Ravages of Gypsy Moth.
The report to the Massachusetts
Legislature is rather hopeless as to
checking the ravages of the gypsy
moth, which is now extended over
2,224 square miles of that State. The
automobile is accused of being a fac
tor in the spread of the pest, as the
moths are most prevalent around the
roadhouses where the vehicles make
stops.
A PRECARIOUS CONDITION,
Many Women Suffer Dal'y Miseries and
lon't Know the Keaeon.
Women who are languid, suffer back
ache and dizzy spells, should read care
fully the experience of Mrs. Laura
Sullivan, Bluff and
Third Sts., Marquette,
Mich., who says: "1
had backache and
bearing-down pain,
and at times my
liuibs would swell to
twice natural size. I
could hardly get up
or down stairs, and
often could not get my shoes on. Be
ginning to use Donn's Kidney Pills I
got relief before I had used half a box,
but continued taking t hem until cured.
The bloating subsided and I wus well
again."
Sold by all dealers. f0 cents a box.
Foster-alilburn Co., Buffalo, N. I.
TO SHRINK NEW FLANNEL.
New flannel should always he
shrunk or washed before it is made
up, that It may be cut out more ac
curately, and that the grease which
is used in manufacturing it may be
extracted.
First, cut off the list along the sal
vage edges of the whole piece; then
put it into warm (not boiling) water,
without soap. Begin at one end of the
piece, and rub it with both hands till
the other end is reached; this Is to
get out the grease and the blue with
which new white flannel is always
tinged; then do the same through an
other water.
Rinse it through a clean, lukewarm
water; wring it lengthwise, and
stretch It well.
In hanging it out on a line, do not
suspend it in festoons, but spread it
along the line straight and length
wise. If dried in festoons, the edges will
he In great scallops, making it very
difficult to cut out.
It must be dried in the sun.
When dry, let it be stretched even,
clapped with the hands, and rolled up
tightly and smoothly till wanted.
Nw York Journal.
A world's famine In iron within the
next century is the prediction of
United States Consul General Mason
of Paris, in a report In which he dis
cusses the subject exhaustively. Mr.
Mason says it Is well known that the
high-class ores of the lake district of
America will, at the present rate of
consumption, become exhausted with
in less than fifty years. The Mesaba
deposits, with the present annual out
put of 12,000,000 tons, or thereabouts,
will not outlast twenty-five years. It
requires only a simple calculation to
demonstrate that a continued yearly
consumption ot 35,000,000 tons of ore
by the iron and steel industries of
the United States, will, within the
lifetime of persons now living, eat
away entirely the 1,100,000,000 tons
which, according to the report of
Swedish experts, constitute this coun
try's entire workable supply as at
present known. Mr. Mason holds that
there is hut one remedy, and that is
for American iron masters to secure
by all practical means the largest
possible supply of ore from other
countries.
Maple filling for Cake Beat
the whites of two eggs to a
froth: 1 trill of water and 1-2 pound
of maple sugar powdered fine, 1 tea
spoonful of vanilla, or lemon if pre
ferred. Boil the sugar and water un
til it drops from the spoon in threads.
Stir the whites of the eggs into the
boiling syrup, beating quickly all the
time. When cold and thick, add the
vanilla.
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in every way as
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SPORTING NOTES.
The New York Antl-bettlng law was
killed In committee.
Pennsylvania defeated Columbia at
socker football, score 4 goals to 2.
Phillips' Kxeter has elected a Jap
anese as captain of its gymnasium
team.
Cambridge easily defeated Oxford In
their sixty-third annual boat race on
the Thames.
The Harvard Athletic Committee is
in favor of playing intercollegiate foot
ball at Harvard during the season of
11KX1.
The Automobile Club of Great Brit
ain and Ireland has protested the vic
tories and records of the Darracti cars
in the last Florida tournament.
In a ten-mile walking match at Syra
cuse, -N. Y., Wlllard Hoagland, of Au
burn, N. Y., defeated Tom Slater,
champion of Canada, by a yard in
1.21.C0.
Roller skating is enjoying a big boom
in big cities throughout the country.
In Boston and Chicago the pastime is
so popular that it borders on tho
"craze."
Edward P. Riggs, of the Maryland
Jockey Club, announces that there will
be an increase in the value of the
stakes and purses to be hung up at
Pimlico this year. .
Benls C. Wright, Holcombe Ward,
Krelgh Collins nnd It. V. Littla have
been selected for the American lawn
tennis team that will visit England to
play for the Davis Cup.
I. Tennebaum, father of a young
pugilist who was killed hi a prize fight
at San Francisco, has sued the man
who killed lilm, nnd the "prize light
trust" for $100,000 damages.
James J. Jeffries ba9 made a formal
announcement that lie will re-enter
the ring if Philadelphia Jack O'Brien,
Tommy Burns, or, in fact, any of the
heavyweights who have been hurling
challenges nt him really want a mill.
A Spicy Dish Spiced oysters
should be made the day before they
are required. Place a hundred with
their strained liquor Into an earthen
ware jar, add half a nutmeg grated,
eighteen cloves, four blades of mace,
a teaspoonful of allspice, a dash of
cayenne pepper, one teaspoonful of
salt and two tablespoonsful of strong
vinegar. Stir all these together with
a wooden spoon. Place over a moder
ately slow fire, removing the pan often
to stir thoroughly; when they come
to a boil pour into a pan and set away
for twenty-four hours to cool and
ri'nen.
THERE WERE OTHERS.
"Ah!" said the fair widow, "you
have been in some pretty tight
squeezes, haven't you, colonel?"
"Yes," answered the old warrior,
putting his arm around her waist,
"and I'm not the only one."
And he immediately proved the
truth of his assertion. Judy.
THE CLEAN CHEW
PASS IT ALONG!
Hero's tho chow that is passed along1 never
"passed by! .
chew so soft, so sweet, so juicy so desirable
In SCIMPNO you get a great
big package of clean, pure to
bacco full-length long leaf
soft to bite, easy to chew.
Kept fresh and clean in a wax
paper wrapper inside u flat en
velope that fits your pocket.
Lasts three times as long as the
usual five cents' worth.
evfry- Big Package 5c.
WHERE.
PITT8BURO.
Grain, Flour and Fssd.
Wheat No. t red S m n
Kye-No.2 n 74
Corn No. 2 yellow, ear 49 5
No. s yellow, aliened..; 46 4N
Mixed ear , 4s 47
Oats No. white si aa
No. 3 white 81 85
Flour Winter patent im 4 70
Fancy straight winters 4 00 4 10
Bay No. 1 Timothy It 75 18 00
Clover No. 1 J 00 9 50
Feed No. 1 white mid. ton I 00 WW
Brown mlddllnfs 19 60 JO 00
Bran, bulk no 00 10 SO
iraw Wheat 7 00 7 60
Oat 709 7 60
Dairy Products.
Butter Ilfln creamery I IS 28
Ohio creamery M l
Fancy country roll 19 20
Cheese Ohio, new 14 16
New York, new 18 14
Poultry, Etc.
Bens per lb t 14 16
Chickens dressed ' 10 18
I is Pa, and Ohio, fresh it 17
Fruits and Vegetsbltt.
Apples bbl..... jSj BM
Potatoes Fancy white per bu.... 75 w
Cabbage per ton ... 1300 16 00
Onions per barrel oj 220
BALTIMORE.
Flour Winter Patent lam & m
Wheat No. red 0 , 0 JJ
Corn Mixed
KlM 5
Butter Ohio creamery yg
PHILAOELPHI.
riour Winter Patent I a 05 8 S5
Wheat No. red 04 85
Corn No. 2 mixed 4 47
Oats No. S white 86 86
Butter Creamery ag n
Bus Pennsylranla firsts is 20
NEW YORK.
Flour Patents I 5 00 t IS
Wheat-No. 2 red Hi
Corn-No. 8 47 18
Oats No. 8 white M 86
Butter ('reamery 8H 90
Kgs State and Pennsylvania.... 16 21
LIVE STOCK.
Union Stock Yards, Pittsburg.
Cattle.
Extra, 1,4M to 1,600 lbs 85 60 15 86
Prime. 1,800 tol,400 lbs 6 40 6 60
Good, 1,1100 to 1,800 lbs 6 M 6 35
Tidy. 1,000 to 1.150 lbs 4 95 6 15
Fnlr, 900 to 1,100 lbs 4 16 4 0
Common, 700 to HOO lbs 8 76 4 00
Common to food fat oxen 11 75 4 SO
Common to good fat bulls 2 00 4 0
Common to good fat cows li 00 8 7
Heifers, 700 tot, 100 Iba 260 4 FA
Fresh cows snd aprlngers..: 16 00 4800
Hogs.
Prime heary hog f 6 00 I 7 00
Prime medium weights 6 o
Best heavy Yorkers... ( 76 6 M
Oood light Yorkers ,. 1M e 60
Plg, as to quality e 00 6 40
Common to good roughs 5 26 6 10
' - 4 00 4 60
Sheep.
irtme wethers f 4 75 4 j
Good mixed 4 40 4 eg
Pair mixed ewes and wethors.... 4 00 4 m
tullsand common 200 8 00
Culls to choice lambs 5 60 090
Calves.
b1 Calves f5 00 6 50
Heavy and thin calves 3 00 400
It is hard be'in;; a muml man when
The Clean
Chewing Tobacco
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Notary lnbll; real estate afat, Fa
leeured, collections mane promptly. AJ
tn Syajleaie building. Ksyneldsrillst fa,
)R. B. B. DOOVSR,
REYNOLD! VILLI, PA.
h.iui,t dentist, li the Hnomf kaUMsj
4 am slrrev ;nttniMis tn operating.
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lections will reoelve prompt attention. OSMO
In the Beyaoldsvllle Hardware Co. BallelaJ.
Main street, Beraoldsvllle, Pa,
THE USES OF PARAFFIME.
To most people parafflne Is of vahie
In only one way, and that is for cov
ering Jams and Jellies and preserved
goods, but there are no end of uses to
which. It may be put.
For all purposes for which It Is
used It should be melted and the
surface over which ft Is poured should
be quite cold.
Eggs can be preserved for a long
time by dipping them In parafflne so
that a thin coating Is formed all over
them.
In order to make bottles of pickles
or catsup airtight push the cork into
the bottle so that a space of a fourth
of an Inch Is left at the top; then
fill this space with melted parafflne.
Parafflne Is acid proof, so that If
the cork of bottles containing acids
or other strong chemicals are soaked
In hot parafflne the contents of tho
bottle will not affect them.
To keep cheese in hot weather cov
er with a thlu coating of parafflne.
This will also prevent Its loss in
weight by shrinkage.
GREATEST EVER.
Green Who was the greatest liar
known?
Brown Old Rip Van Wrinkle.
Green How do you figure that out?
Brown Why, dltln t he lie in the
woods for twenty years? Chicago
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