AUDITORS' STATEMENT Op the finances op reynoldsville borough for the fiscal year end ing march 6th, 190(5. John IlcmU-tt, Rx-Pnnr OrrmM, In Rcrnunt with the HornuKh of Hry nldavllp, for the year enillna; March . 6th, 11MW. , DR. To Amt. of Balance In hands of John Howlctt, March 7. 1U04 65 64 CH. By Amt. Due trom John llowlutt 55 64 Geo. W. Nwarts. Kt-Tui Collector, In nrount with the HorouKh of Itey nnldsvlllr, l"n., for the enr ending March 6, IIMMI. nOKOVCH ACCT. To nmt. due from Opo. W. Swurtz, last settlement . .. 30 07 CK. By nmt. clue from Qco. W. Swarti 30 07 1IOM) ACCT. " U1. To nmt. due from Geo. V. Swartz, Inst settlement ...$ 114 15 By amt. due from Geo. W. Swartz $ 114 15 WATER ACCT. DR. To amt. duo from Geo. W. Swartz, last settlement ...$ 10 Si CK. By amt. due from Geo. W. S..-artz 10 3J LIGHT ACCT. DR. To nmt. due from Goo. W. Swartz, lust settlement 114 89 f'R. By nmt. d 10 from Gen. W. Svnriz 114 89 I. M, Swiirti, I?xT;ix Collect! r, In ac count lilrh the liuroiiKh of 4.cynfldN villc. Pa., for the yenr ending; March fi, 1IKMI. noROI C.1l ACCT. DR. To nmt. line from 1. M. Swartz last settlement $ 1,675 65 CR. By nmt. exonerations 19.13 tax 04 97 By amt. exonerations 19.14 tax 122 16 By nmt treasurer's receipts.. 1,166 Ot By amt. due from I. M. Swartz 222 51 1,675 65 IIOMl ACCT. DR. To nmt. due from 1. M. Swartz last settlement $ 1,139 04 OR. By nmt. exonerations 1903 tax$ 3S 97 By amt. exonerations 1904 tax 89 82 By amt treasurer's receipts .. 742 96 By nmt. due from I. M. Swartz 267 29 $ 1,139 04 WATER ACCT. DR. To nmt. due from I. M. Swartz last settlement t 429 63 CR. Bv nmt. exonerations 1903 tnx$ 12 99 By amt. exonerations 1904 tax 33 33 Bv nmt. treasurer's receipts .. 110 00 By nmt. due from I. M. Swartz 273 21 1 429 63 I.1C.HT ACCT. DR. To nmt. due from I. M. Swartz last settlement $ 647 68 CR. By nmt. exonerations 1903 tax$ 12 99 By amt. exonerations 1904 tax 43 09 By amt. treasurer's receipts .. 100 00 By amt. due from 1. M. Swartz 391 60 1 547 68 rOLICK ACCT. DR. To amt. due from I. M. Swartz last settlement S 604 OS CR. By nmt. exonerations 1903 tax 12 99 By amt. exonerations 1904 tax 52 72 By nmt. treasurer's receipts . . B34 88 By amt. due from I. M. Swartz 63 46 $664 03 William CnpplnR: tax collector, In ac count with the Roronich of Reynnlfln- vllle. Pa., for the yenr endlnK March S, 1008. BOROl'ftH ACCT. DR. To nmt. duplicate $ 6,420 88 To amt. 6 per ct. addition on $1,737.87 86 89 $ 6,607 77 CR. By am't 5 per ct. rebate on $3,819.87 $ 190 99 By am't 2 per ct. collector's . per ct. on $3,628.88 72 58 By am't 6 per ct. collector's per ct. on $863.14 43 16 By am't 6 per ct. collector's per ct. on $1,824.76 91 24 By am't treasurer's receipts.. 4,689 62 By am't duo from Wm. Cop ping 1,420 18 $ 6,507 77 BOM) ACCT. To am't duplicate $ 1,346 39 To nm't 6 per ct. aditlon on $361.55 18 08 $ 1,864 47 By nmt. 5 per ct. rebate on $812.60 $ 40 63 By amt. 2 per ct. collector's per ct. on $771.97 15 44 By amt. 5 per ct. collector's per ct. on $172.24 8 61 By amt. B per ct. collector's per ct. on $379 63 18 98 By amt. treasurer's receipts . . 1,004 91 ly amt. due from Wm. Cop Ping 275 90 1,864 47 S1VKIXG PUKD ACCT. DR. To nmt. duplicate $ 897 43 To amt. 6 per ct. addition on $237.24 11 86 ' 1 909 29 rn. By amt. 6 per ct. rebate on $541.05 $ 27 05 By amt. 8 per ct. collector's per ct. on $514.00 15 42 By amt. 6 per ct. collectors per ct. on $119.14 5 96 By amt. fi per ct. collector's per ct. on $249.10 12 46 By amt. treasurer's receipts . . 669 94 By amt. due from Wm. Cop ping 178 46 ' 909 29 WATER ACCT. DR. To amt. duplicate $ 897 43 To amt. 6 per ct. addition on J237.24 U 86 CR " 909 29 13y amt. 6 per ct. rebate on $541.06 $ 27 05 By amt. 8 per ct. collector's per ct. on $514.00 15 42 By amt. 5 per ct. collector's per ct. on $119.14 6 96 By amt. 6 per ct. collector's per ct. on $249.10 12 46 By amt. treasurer's receipts.. 669 94 Hv amt. due from Wm. Cop ping 178 46 1 909 29 LIGHT ACCT. DR. To amt. duplicate $ 461 02 To amt. S per ct. addition on $118. 64 E 93 t 456 95 CR. By nmt. S per ct. rebate on $271.78 $ 13 59 By amt. 8 per ct. collector's per ct. on $258.19 7 74 By amt. 5 per ct. collector's per ct. on $60.68 8 03 By amt. 5 per ct. collector's per ct. on $124.49 22 3?y amt. treasurer's receipts . . 334 97 3y amt. due from Wm. Cop ping 91 40 $ 456 95 POLICE ACCT. DR. To amt. duplicate $ 1,782 09 TTo amt. 5 per ct. addition on - $458.28 , 22 91 $ 1,805 00 CR. Jly unL 5 jer ct rebate oa $1,0S2.24 $ 54 11 By amt. 2 per ct. collector's per ct. on $1,028.13 20 66 By nmt. 6 per ct. collector's per ct. on $241.57 12 08 Bv amt. 5 per ct. collector's per ct. on $481.19 24 06 By nmt. treasurer's receipts ...1,339 88 By amt. due from Wm. Cop ping 364 31 $ 1,805 00 L. l. Simmon, bnrarim. In account with the llorouith of Iteynoldsvlllc. Pa for the yenr endlnK March 8, 1IHM. DK. To nmt. ree'd from fines, li censes, etc $ 280 39 CR. By nmt. treasurer's receipts . .$ 280 39 J. C. Snyrrs, actlnK bnrjerss, In account with the lloroiiKh of ItcynoldMVllle, Pn., for the year ending March ft, 11)00. DR. To amt. ree'd from fines, li censes, etc $ 17 00 CR. By nmt. treasurer's receipts ..$ 17 00 I,. I.. (innrley, burses. In account with the HorouKh of Heynoldsvllle, Pn., for the year endlnK March ft, 11IOB. DR. To nmt. ree'd from fines, li censes, etc $ 162 6 J CH. Hy nmt. treasurer's receipts ..$ 162 50 John 11. Knuchcr, treasurer. In account with the HorouKh of Iteynolrisvllle, Pn.. for the year endlnK March ft, 11)11(1. nonort.11 acct. DR. To nmt. due from J. H. Knuch er, Trens., last settlement. . S 1,095 01 To nm't ree'd from Co. Trens. 166 6J To nmt ree'd fnu.i Co. Com mlHsloner, Hose House .... 20 00 To nmt. ree'd from State Trea.v. For'n Ins 67 91 To nmt. ree'd from M. R. Taf , side walk 1 25 To amt ree'd from I. M. Swarti., tax collector 1,166 01 To am't ree'd from Wm. Cop- plnp. tax collector 4.689 62 To nm't ree'd from Clerk of Council 325 51 To nmt. ree'd from Board of Health 44 30 To nmt. ree'd from 1j. M. Sim mons, burgess 2S0 39 To nmt. ree'd from L. L. Gour- ley, bura-ess 162 60 To nmt. ree'd from J. C. Sny- ers, nctlng burgess 17 00 To nmt. ree'd from M. M. Da vis, nttorney 471 11 To nmt. ree'd from E. Neff, J. of V 16 00 To nm't ree'd from Sewer as sessment 459 66 To nmt. ree'd from paving as sessment 3,093 85 $12,06!) 71 CR. By am't vouchers redeemed. . .$11,271 73 By nmt. trensurer's 1 per ct. of $5,027.44 60 27 By nmt. trensurer's 4 of 1 per ct. of $6,244.29 15 61 By amt. due from J. H. Knuch- er, Treus 728 10 $12,065 71 BOSi ACCT. DR. To nmt. due from J. H. Knuchcr, Inst settlement ..$ 782 29 To nmt. ree'd from I. M. Swartz, collector 142 96 To nmt. ree'd from Wm. Cop ping, tax collector 1,004 91 To amt, ree'd from J. B. Menus, Co. Trens 122 27 To nmt. ree'd from State Tax collected 13 88 $ 2,666 31 CR. Ry nmt. vouchers redeemed. . .$ 856 78 By nm't paid State Treas., 4 mills tax 16 14 Ry amt. trensurer's 1 per ct. 8 56 By nmt. due from J. H. Kaueher, Treas 1,785 84 $ 2,666 31 .SINKING Fl'ND ACCT. DR. To nm't ree'd from Wm. Cop ping, collector $ 669 94 CR. By nmt. due from J. H. Kaueher, Treas., $ 669 94 WATER ACCT. DR. To amt. due from J. H. Kaueher, Treas., last set tlement $ 94 64 To amt. ree'd from Wm. Cop ping, tnx collector 669 94 To amt ree'd from I. M. Swnrtz, tnx collector 110 00 To amt. ree'd fro J. B. Means, Co. Treas 68 75 1 933 33 CR. By am't vouchers redeemed. . .$ 650 00 Kv am't treasurer's 1 per ct. 6 60 By am't due from J. H. Kaueher, treas 276 83 1 933 83 LIGHT ACCT. DR. To am't due from J. H. Kaueher, treas., last r!t tlement .$ 1,203 28 To nm't ree'd from Wm. Cop ping, tnx collector 334 97 To 'am't ree'd from I. M.. Swnrtz, tax collector 100 00 To nm't ree'd from J. B. Means, Co. Treasurer 67 53 $ 1.819 71 CR. By am't vouchers redeemed.. $ 1,801 70 Ry amt. treasurer's 1 per ct. IS 01 To am't due J. H. Kaueher, Treas 123 93 $ 1,819 71 POLICE ACCT. DR. By amt. due J. H. Kaueher, treas., last settlement $ 506 88 To nm't ree'd from Wm. Cop ping, tnx collector 1,339 88 To nm't ree'd from I. M. Swartz, tax collector 634 86 To am't ree'd from J. B. Means, Co. Treas 11 44 $1,980 63 CR. Fty am't vouchers redeemed.. $ 1,459 06 3y am't treasurer's 1 per ct. 14 59 To am't due J. H. Kaueher, treas 94 35 $1,980 63 An Itemised Statement of the Kxpenaea of the HorouKh of Reynoldavllle, Pa for the Year EndlnK March ft, lHOft, Day Lnhor on Ntreetn H. M. Tsemnn, St. Commis'r$ 434 06 All other day labor 904 87 Team work 222 18 $ 1.661 11 Lumber, Cement, Hardware, Sewer Pipe, Etc. Reynoldsville Hardware Co. ..$ 419 84 Keystone Hardware Co 302 12 Reynoldsville Lumber Co. ... 187 81 J. V. Young e 79 L. G. Lldle 1 85 T E Evans 206 15 W. H. Cummins, blacksmith's 6 82 Reynoldsville Clay Mfg. Co... 6 25 Reynoldsville Brick & Tile Co. 38 64 The Burch Plow Works, Sew er Inlets 61 20 $ 1,187 47 . EwrlneerlnK J. C. Hirst t 722 80 . Jaekaoa Street Paving Thos. E. Evans $ 4 844 29 . Sth Street Opening M. M. Davis, purchase Scott ..pr,?pe,r.ty. M00 n M. M. Davis, pro. services... 70 00 Levi Sehuckers, viewer 4 00 A. W. Mullholland, viewer ... 4 00 Geo. Hughes, expenses 8 68 $ 1,481 68 M Street Cleaning Samuel Slple $ ibj 50 t. w. Ro4 :::; 1 g jo $ 169 40 r f '''"H Stationery, Frlatlaa, Etc. L. J. McEntyre, Salary, Jostr age. Rent, Gas, etc $ m 2 C. A. Stephenson, printing ... 80 10 W. C. Elliott, printing 68 90 C. D. & P. Co., telephone lg 00 Auditing borough account .. 30 00 E. Jennett, typewriting ordi nances 1 50 1 400 22 Police Expenses P. P. Adelsperger $ 780 00 Wm. Dickey 665 43 Cure of prisoners 23 63 $ 1,459 06 Attorney Fees M. M. Davis, solicitor $ 60 00 M. M. Dnvls, sewer collections 75 00 M. M. Duvls, O'Nell cuse 100 00 C. 5S. Gordon, solicitor 100 00 1 825 00 Board of Health H. A. Stoke, supplies $ 2 00 J. II. llowlett, catching dogs 25 00 Pasteur Dept. Mercy Hospital 26 00 J. A. Myers, dog muzzles 2 85 E. C. Burns, hauling dogs... 3 00 Geo. Wnrnlck, serving notices 4 00 Win. McDonald, services .... 6 00 1 67 85 Siindrlea Freight & drnynge $ 15 23 E. C. Burns, team to llres 13 00 J. H. Corbet t, rent hose house 99 00 M. M. Fisher, ground rent ... SO 00 Ilerpel Bros., repairing hose. . 25 89 C. C. Gibson, making 1905 du plicate ' 15 65 Chns. I). Reese, dog tags .... 6 00 Nluian Cooper, nssesslng dogs 10 00 Cvrus H. Blood, tux liens ... 6 00 ciiry Safe Co., safe 160 00 G. M. -McDonnld, Insurance ... 13 60 Key. School District, use of sewers 60 00 Rey. Light & Power Co., set- llng poles 25 35 Mrs. Albert Reynolds, refund 4th St. Paving 11 69 J. H. Knuchcr, witness fees, J. J. Shaffer case 31 90 J. P. Slaver, costs, Rey Boro. vs. R H. Moore 7 40 A. G. Mllllren, viewers 12 00 Bond coupons redeemed 412 00 tntenst on borough In. nils ... 443 78 Iteyn dsv'le Light Power Co. 1,801 70 Reynoldsville Water Co 660 00 $ 3,829 49 Summary of Expense DR. To total expenses, day labor on streets $ 1,661 11 To total expenses, lbr, cement, hdw., sewer pipe, etc 1,187 47 To total exp., engineering ... 722 80 To total exp., Jackson St. To total exp., opening 8th St., 1,481 68 To total exp., street cleaning 159 40 To total exp., elk., ft ;. Mnnery, printing, etc 400 22 To total police exp 1,459 06 To total attorney fees 325 00 To total exp., Bd. of Health 67 85 To total expenses, sundries . . 3,829 49 $16,038 27 cn. Bv total nm't vouchers re deemed $15,626 2f By totnl nmt. bond coupons redeemed 412 00 $16,038 27 Financial Nlnndlng of the borough of neynolrinvllle, Pn for the year entl Inx March ftth. 1IHNI. Resource To am't due from J. H. How- lett, ex-poor overseer $ 65 64 To am't due from Geo. W. Swartz, ex-tax coll.,' boro. nec't 30 07 To nm't due from Geo. W. Swnrtz, ex-tnx coll, bond acc t 114 15 To nm't due from ' Geo. W. Swnrtz. ex-tnx coll., water acc't .) 30 To am't due from Geo. W. Swnrtz, ex-tnx coll., light nec't 114 89 To am't due from I. M. Swartz, ex-tnx coll., boro. nec't .... 222 51 To nm't due from I. M. Swartz, ex-tnx coll., bond nec't .... 267 29 To nm't due from I. M. Swartz, ex-tnx coll., water acc't 273 21 To nm't due from I. M. Swnrtz, ex-tnx coll., light acc't .... 391 60 To am't due from I. M. Bwartz, ex-tnx coll., police aec't ... 63 46 To am't due from Wm. Cop ping, tnx coll., boro acc't... 1,420 18 To nm't due from Wm. Cop ping, tax coll., bond acc't.. 275 90 To nm't due from Wm. Cop ping, tnx coll., sinking fund acc't 178 48 To am t due from Wm. Cop ping, tnx coll., wnter acc't.. 178 46 To nm't due from Wm. Cop ping, tnx coll., light acc't .. 91 40 To am't due from Wm. Cop ping, tax coll., police acc't.. 364 31 To am't due from J. H. Kaueher, treas., boro acc't. . 728 10 To am't due from J. H. Kaueher, treas., bond acc't 1,786 84 To am't due from J. H. Kaueher, treas, sink'g fund aec't 669 94 To amt due from J. H. Kaueher, water acc't 276 83 To am't due from paving as sessments 335 00 $18,134 03 Liabilities By am't of bonds outstand'g. .$13,635 66 By am't of certificate of in debtedness 4,100 00 By am't of orders outstanding 280 00 By nm't of overdraft, light nec't 123 93 By nm't of overdraft, police acc't 94 35 To am t actunl Indebtedness Reynoldsville borough ,...$10,296 49 $18,134 03 We respectfully recommend that all moneys due the Borough, taxes or oth erwise, oustnndlng for 2 years or more should be paid at once, and If not pnld, proper action taken to enforce pay mcnt. These accounts audited this 12th day of March, 1906, and found to be cor rect. W. R. REED, D. H. BREAKET, W. H. MOORE, Auditors. Hopping From World to World. Few children reach the age of eight years without having worked out a cosmology of their own aud their own system of metaphysics. A croup of youngsters of that mature age wer going home from school the other day when one began to Instruct the others what to do In case of a certain crisis, "When the end of the world comes do you know what you want to do?" ask ed the manikin. "Well, you want to give a little Jump like this. The world will slip out from under you, and you'll light on the one a-followln' It and be all right" Then the youngsters began practicing the sort of Jump that was necessary to give them Immortality. Kansas City Times. Algebra. The science of algebra is said to have been the Invention of Mohammed of Buziana about 850 A. D. The sci ence was Introduced into Spain by the Moors. The first treatise on the sub ject In any European language Is be lieved to have been that by Luca Pao coll In 1404. The first English algebra was written by Robert Recorde, teach er of mathematics, at Cambridge, about 1557. He was the first to use the sln f equality. "What's the first step toward the di gestion of the food?" asked the teach er. Up went the hand of a black hatr ed little fellow, who exclaimed with eagerness: "Bite It off! Bite It off!" Let ns read with method and propose to ourselves an end to which our stud ies may point The use of reading Is to aid us in thinking Edward Gibson. SAVED THE LANDS. How De Cosmos' Great Speech Hap pened to Ba Delivered. The longest speech on record is be lieved to have been Hint made by Mr. de Cosmus in the legislature of British Columbia when a measure was pend ing the passage of which would have taken from a grent ninny settlers their lands. De Cosmus was In n minority. The measure hud been held back till the eve of the close of the season or session. Unless action was taken be fore noon of a given dny the act would fall. De Cosmus got the floor at 10 a. m. and begun a speech ,ngulu:)t the bill. Its friends supposed he would be done by 1 o'clock. At 2 o'clock he was saying, "In the second place." At 3 he produced a fearful bundle of evi dence nud Insisted on rending It. Then the truth dawned, lie was go ing to speak till noon the next day nnd kill the bill. Then they iiiuile merry over It and tried to shout him down, but that gave lilin time nud breathing space. They finally settled down to watch the combat between tin- strength of will nnd weakness of bo:'y. They gave no mercy, no time for dinner or wetting Hps with water and i o sitting down. Members went to t'ine nnd sleep In squads, but De Cosi.ius went on. Day dawuod. The speaker was alternately dozing nnd trying to look wide nwakc. At lust noon came, nud a single :nnn was triumphunt. Although his voice had sunk to a husky whisper, his eyes were bleared nnd bloodshot, his leg ; tottered under him, his baked lips weiv crocked nud smeared with blood, Di Cosmus had spoken for twenty-six hours and saved the lands. THE BANANA PLANT. Each Tree Produces Only One Bunch of the Fruit. The bnnnna plant is not properly a tree at all. It has no woody liber. It Is a large, green, fleshy plant, with big leaves six or eight feet long and some times two feet brand. It grows to a height of ten to fourteen feet or even more, according to Hie variety of plnnt and the soil and cllmnte. Each tree produces one bunch of fruit only, which is really the terminal bud of the plnnt. Just like nn ear of wheat or liarley. It bus no brunches, and when the fruit Is ready, which Is twelve or fifteen months from Hie date of plant ing., the tree is cut down and done with. But while It Is growing up and ma turing Its fruit It Is at the same time sending up from its roots other young plants or suckers perhaps eight or nine of them. Ench of these will pro duce Its own bunch In turn, some of thein In a couple of months nftor the parent plant, and there will thus be a regular succession of fruit. Mnuy of these suckers have to be dug up and planted elsewhere, or they would be too thick on the ground. And there Is this peculiarity about the banana: You can plnnt It at any season, and the fruit ripens all the year round. When once a luumnn fleH has been planted out, all that is neces sary to be done Is to keep It clear of weeds and Jteep thinning out the multi plying suclfcrs. A Curious Wooden Watch. The most curious timekeeper perhaps that hns ever been made in this coun try was the work of one Victor Dorlot, who lived at Bristol. Teun.. lit the last century. This borologlcal oddity was nothing more or less limn a wooden watch. The case wus made of brier root, and the Inside works nil except three of the main wheels nnd the springs, which were of metal were made from a piece of an old boxwood rule. The face, which wus polished until It looked tike n slab of finest Ivory, was made from the shoulder blnde of an old cow thnt hud been Killed by the curs. "Dorlot's queer watch," as It was called, was an open faced nffnlr. with n glass crystal, aud was pronounced nn elegant piece of workmanship by all the watchmakers In east Tennessee. A Wonderful Memory, Ilortenslus, the grent Roman lawyer and orator, had a memory of extraor dinary scope and tenacity. After com posing a speech or oration ho could re pent it word for word exact :y us be had prepared It. On one occasion he went to nn auction, whore tho business was carried on during nn entire day, and ot evening, for a wager, be wrote down a list of the articles that bad been sold and the prices, together with the names of the purchnscrs. in the order In which the purchases had been made. Linnets In Africa. Dr. Arthur J. Hayes In bis "The Bource of the Blue Nile" tells how the linnets come to drink out of the Atbnra river: "They come with an undulating rush, and, small as they are. the rush ing of the wind as they beat tho air makes a noise like thunder, and tbelr numbers darken the sky. The weight of the throngs of them which alight at a time bends down the ends of the overhanging branches nnd twigs to the level of the water." N Practical. ' "Why do you teach your children to recite and sing?" "Well," answered the practical wo man, "there has to be some way of Btartlng people who come to see yon nnd forget when It's time to go borne." Washington Star. The Beat Proof. "That surgeon, they say. bus a re markable touch." "He has. If you don't believe It I'll show you bis bill for my operation." Baltimore American. AN EMPEROR'S TASTE. It Was the Origin of Common Bar' Ins In Austria. An anecdote which wits current of Ferdinand I. of Austria at one time greatly delighted his subjects and gave rise to a coiiimo.i suylng. One sum mer dny he was hunting In the Syrian mountains nnd was overtaken by a violent thunderstorm. He sought ref uge In a farmhouse whose occupants 1 were Just then ut dinner, nud his fan cy wus cnuglit by some smoking dutup : lings made of coarse Hour. He tasted them, liked them and asked for more, and when he got to Vicuna, to the hor I ror of the royul cooks, he ordered the ' Butue dumplings to be served up dully. The courtiers were scandalized that I such a course dlsb should figure on i the menu, uud even his physlciuus re ; uioustrated against the use of such I food. I The emperor had always been the I most pliant of men, but he uow show ed Hint be bud a will of his own and ' persisted In gratifying his new fancy. I'lmilly the physicians pretended that It wus dun;:erous to bis health to be living on dumplings nud Insisted on his giving them up. The hitherto docile sovereign stumped his foot and de clured Hint he would never sl!;n anoth er olllciul document If his diet were denied him. ."Emperor I nm," ho shouted, "and dumplings I will hnvo!" To prevent a stoppage of tho govern ment machinery opposition was with drawn. ni:d his majesty clung tena ciously to his dumplings. Then the Im perial phrase became proverblnl, nnd thereafter when any one Insisted on gratifying n silly whim some one was sure to suy: "Kmperor I am, and dumplings I will have!" RELATING TO IRON. Discovery of the Mctnl, According to Vnrloua Authorities. The Bible speaks of Tulml Cain as the discoverer of Iron and the futher of smiths. The Egyptians Imputed to Hcphncfitus the same honor, while ril ny mentions It having been discovered by Dactyles oil Mount Ida after the forests on the mountain side hud been destroyed by lightning. This wus about 1,4.'I12 years B. C. Jeremiah and Eze klel both mention iron in their Scrip tural writings, the latter specially men tioning two qualities of the metal and culling one bright iron, which was prob ably steel. Moses mentions an Iron furnace, aud Job speaks of it us being taken out of the earth. Thousands of years before the opening of the Christian era the Egyptians used Iron In making sickles, knives nnd such things. Sparta first used Iron for money. Britain also used It us a medium of barter uud exchange prior to the conquest by the Romans. The Britons before the time of Christ used to export Iron to tiuul. nnd after the Itomnu conquest the conquerors es tablished extensive smelting works, which existed at least as late as the Saxon conquest.-St. James' Gazette. Racial Discrimination. A small French-Italian coasting steamer was proceeding on Its way. The passengers were of various na tionalities English, American. French, Italian and one large German. Most of the male passengers were gnthered In the smoking room when the steward appeared at the door und with a bow announced, "Dinner, It Is serve!" The English nud American contin gent arose and started toward the din ing saloon. The steward, seeing thnt his announcement bud not been under stood by all, continued, "Messieurs, e'est servl!" nnd ns a portion of the passengers still remained seated. "II pranzo e servlto!" The French and Itallaus followed the English and Americans, leaving the large German In solltury stnte. 'Himmel!" be muttered hungrily. "Is ft dot no Gerniau mans gets ome things to eat on dls boat, heln?" Har per's Weekly. The EnRllnh. of India. Applying for n post in Hie police of the central provinces of India, a native wrote: "I have a good long equiline nose, piercing eyelashes on a semy globular face and a good physique. My family hns n history that takes my Imagination bnek to three' pedigrees, when my grandfather was n millioner. With the vlssicltudu and times mutter cbnnge und my father was driven to the necessity to accept a schoolmaster Shp. Ultimately ho enjoyed his well pnrned pension by the time be gave up bis ghost. In case my aspirations turn out a reality ! shall us a matter of course be bound to prey Go(J for your long life and prosperity." Conger Bel, Cohger eels bunt for the octopus and", when found, proceed to browse on Its limbs. The octopus tries to bug the slippery, slimy conger tight, but In vain, and, finding Its limbs growing less, discharges its Ink In the face of the foe and under cover of the turbid water beats a hasty retreat It Is to escape the too pressing attention of Its foes that the octopus possesses the power of changing Its color to corre spond with that of its surroundings. An English Superstition. According to an ancleut bit of Sus sex folklore, when a bride returns home from church her single friends at once rob her of all the pins In her dress under the Impression that every maiden who Is lucky enough to possess one will be married1 during the course of a year. London Express. Sometimes vegetable growth Is very rapid. The common mushroom attains Its fulJ size In less than twenty-fonr hours. The Term "Prime Minister." "Frime minister" Is one of the many terms hi English which seem to have been slang ut one time. It was first applied to Kir Robert Wnlpole. but In a reproachful iwiise. Feb. 11, 1712, after twenty years' tenure of oilice. Sir Rob ert resigned all bis employments. "Having invested me," ho remarked, "with a kind of mock dignity and styled' me prime minister, they impute to me an unpurdom.blc abuse of that chimerical authority which they creat ed nnd conferred." Such n personage as tho prime minister or the premier Is not even mentioned In the olllciul tnble of precedence end Is unknown to the written constUr.tion of Grent Britain. The Live Spnnire. When tho sponge Is In the sea alive the Inside of the pores is covered with o soft substance like the white of an egg. This appears to be the flesh of the animal, nnd currents of water may be recn running Into this rpoi'.ge through the small pores aud out of It through the largo ones, nnd it Is supposed thut while the wnter is passing through the spou..;c tho nourishment far tho support of the allium 1 is extracted from It. Both. "Do you ever swear when your collar buttons roll under the bureau?" "I keep n man to nttend to such tilings," ansvered young Mr. Nurltch haughtily. "The buttons or the swearing?" nttsburg Tost. Good News. Cashier Have you heard, sir, that John Jones Is a bankrupt? Banker Well. Hint's good news. We'll now get a little of what be owes us, whereas. If lit had remained In business, we'd nev er have got a cent. Fllegende Blatter. Hardly That. Miss Plane The very day I first met blm something told he would eventual ly fall In love with me. Miss Speltz Indeed? The "something" wasn't your mirror, dear, was It? Philadelphia Ledger. Obeying Orders. Kind Lady Ah, if you had only done what your mother told you. you might not be In this situation. Convict I don't know. She told me to go out Into the world uhd make money. He Is the happiest of whom the world says least, good or bad. Jeffer son. Bureir Not. Customer Can't you wait upon me? I've been here for nearly un hour. Two pounds of liver, please. Butcher Sor ry, but there are three or four ahead of you. Surely you don't want your liver out of order? The readiest and surest way to get rid of censure Is to correct ourselves. Demosthenes, PURE FOODS Many states have passed laws prohib iting the sale of sea foods that have been treated by preservatives, un'ess so labeled. The above trade mark U a guarantee that tbo oysters or other sea foods bearing It are absolutely puro and free from pre servatives of any kind. Sealsblpt Oysters aro free from water, from ioe, from germs, from dirts. They are sealed in air-tlgbt cases at the beds and opened at tbe dealer's. The Ipe is packed around the case. FKUSfl SHIPMENTS DAILY AT Frank's Restaurant. CSHflaU Special 15 Days' Sale. STRANGE ADVICE! Dr. O. O. Oreea elves alert stnonsl attention1 to nis great Humanitarian contract. Bin our Almanac for many years past we have given unusual advice to those afflic ted with coughs, colds, throat or lung' troubles or consumption. We have told them if they did not receive any special benefit after the use of one 75-cent size bottle of German Syrup, to consult their doctor. f We did not ask them or urge them to use a large number of bottles, as is the case in the advertising of many other remedies. Our confidence in Ger man Syrup makes it possible for ns to give such advice. fWe know by the ex perience of over 35 years that one 75-cedt bottle of German Syrup will speedily re lieve or cure the worst coughs, colds, bronchial or lung troubles and that, even in bad cases af consumption, one large bottle of German Syrup will work wonders. IJNew trial bottles, 25c.; reg ular size, 75c. At all druggists. a For sale by Stoke & Felcht Drug Co. ENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. SCHEDULE IN EFFECT JAN. 1. 1906. THAIN8 LEAVE REYNOLDSVILLE ! For New Bethlehem, Red Bank, and prin cipal Intermediate stations. Oil City and Pittsburg, 6:i)U, 8:08 a. m, 1:2, 5:07, 7:S8 (Now Bethlehem only) p. ni. week-days. Sundays 6:3(1 a, m., 4:20 p. m. For DuBols. llrlftwood, and principal Inter mediate stations, HarrWburg, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington, 6:39 a. m 12:52 6:M p. m. week-days. Sundays 12:10 p. m. For DuBois only 11:42 a. m. week-days, 9:50 p.m. dally. w. W. Atterbort, J. R. Wood, Gen, Manager. Passenger Truffle Mgr. Geo. W. Boyd, General Passenger Agent. Wedding Invitations and Visit ing Cards neatly and prompt ly printed at The Star office. IS: :rc33xnx:3333U tirumi tooi ffj J AM, GOOPS REDUCED from 15 to 35 per pent. Special on Wjntpr Overcoats and Stjits for Men and Boys. PRESS GOODS which sold for $1,00 pow goes at 75c, Dress Goods, was 75c, now 50c, Meltons, were $1,00, now 75c, LADIES COATS which were sold for $10, $12 and $15, you get for $5, $9 and 7-00. FURS I have a few yet, not many. I One-third and one-half off, $4.50 Furs now $2.50, LEGGINS 50c kind now 39c. FASCINATORS-In black and white, were 50c, will go at 39c. 10c Ladies' Hose for 9c or 3 for 25c. 25c Ladies' Hose for 21c. Boys' Fleeced Undershirt and Drawers 25c, none better at 40c. Fleisher Yarn 98c a pound. Come and see for yourself. N.HANAU A