'Ill I I I I "CUTTING DOWN" By E. T. TAGGARD. I III it I I l I I I I I I I i AOK. OIIN FURLONG sat at Ills -w- desk, in tbo otllco of Lord g I O & Co. Close application to t - the duties of his position )(0P through a loug series of years had driven the color from Ills face, until it resemble In lino the leaves of tho open ledger before him. From bonding over his desk his once broad shoulders had become rounded, and what was once a splendid physique had become emaciated, until scarcely sufficient flesh remained to hold his bony frame together. One by one had the clerks who had fceen his assistants and companions keen discharged, and their duties added to his, until, overtaxed, over weighted and overworked, his brain threatened to succumb to the unceas ing strain which was slowly but surely sapping away hla very life. Yet no word of complaint or expostulation did he utter, but struggled on with, an Unwavering will to complete the new tasks which, together, made up the lira) of his everyday life. "We must economize," said Lord & Co. "Labor is a drug in tbo market, everybody is reducing expenses, and we must cut down cut down cut flown," and as he threw hlniRelf com posedly into his luxurious office chair, the small coins in his capacious pockets seemed to jingle out an echo "Cut flown cut down cut down!" Wages had been cut down until the employes received scarcely enough compensation for their services to pur chase a bare existence, and tho work ing force of Lord & Co. had been re duced until one person was compelled to perform the labor of three. Busi ness was brisk, but day after day Would an employe be summoned to the private office of tho firm, and his pale face, despairing look, and quivering lip, when he emerged therefrom, plainly indicated that he was another rlctim to the cutting-down process. A summons from the firm to an employe to visit their office was an inevitable death warrant to the victim. One day John Furlong sat poring over his ledger. Ills face, if possible, was more haggard than ever, and his shoulders seemed rounder than usual. Ilis eyes were deeply sunken, and the expression of pain that occasionally flashed across his marble features de noted that his iron will was endeavor ing to keep in subjection the terrible nervous suffering under which he was laboring. "Mr. Furlong." said the office boy, "Mr. Lord would be pleased to see you In his office." John Furlong instinctively started. Be dropped his pen mechanically, and after a moment's hesitation, during Which the blood that flowed through bis veins seemed to rush back to his heart, -walked deliberately but sadly toward tho office in which the senior member of the firm sat composedly. "Ah, Mr. Furlong! Take a seat, Mr, Furlong take a seat, sir. Glad to sec you! Ah, Mr. Furlong, we find we must cut down we must reduce. Our expenses are altogether disproportion ate to our receipts. Economy is our only safeguard, sir I might say our only salvation. Boy, order me a car riage at 4, sure. We have concluded to dispense with your services, Mr. Fur long, and we will not need you after to-night." "But, Mr. Lord, after ten years' ser (rlce in your house, you will not dis miss me in so summary a manner." "Can't be helped, Mr. Furlong; we must cut down. Everybody is cutting, and we must cut. Can get men to work for less, sir." "But I nm willing to work for less, Mr. Lord." "Too late, sir too late. . Got a man fcngaged." . "But, Mr. Lord " ' "Don't detain me, Mr. Furlong. The carriage is waiting, and the club will have a champagne supper at 5. We must cut down, sir." The senior member of Lord & Co. Carefully adjusted his high hat on his bald head, entered the carriage in wait ing, and was driven rapidly away. "Poor Emllj! what will she do now," exclaimed John Furlong, as he stood like one paralyzed in the private office of Lord & Co. He heard the office floor closed, heard the rattle of the Wheels made by the' departing carriage, and yet he stood alone in the centre of the office, an impersonation of the statue of despair. "Poor Eally !" It was all he said; the tears coursed down his pallid cheeks and fell upon the richly carpeted floor. JWlth an effort he aroused himself, walked to his desk, closed his books, carefully placed them in the safe, and slowly but sadly walked into the street. His fellow clerks saw him depart He was a favorite with them all, and with a saddened feeling they watched him until he was lost to eight. Instinctively he turned toward his home. The people passing through the crowded thoroughfare jostled him as they passed, but he felt them not; the vehicles rattled through the badly paved streets, but he heard not a sound. Like wheat before the scythe, he had been cut down. His thoughts were not of himself, and when from between his quivering lips a sound escaped, only two words could be heard, "Poor Emily!" Stooping In front of a four-story ten anient in the central portion of the I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 1 , 1 , 1 , 1 I I I I l I l I i I I I I i vestibule, put his nlghtkoy into the lock, opened the door, and commenced his weary ascent up four flights of stairs. When he reached the upper landing, he was exhausted, and almost breathless, yet with the aid of the banisters he reached the door of his apartments, opened It by an effort, mid staggered into the room, "John!" "Emily I" Ho had fainted. Exhausted nature could no longer bear the terrible strain. Emily Washburn bent over him. With a woman's instinct she at once per ceived the necessity of immediate ac tion, and proceeded to take measures to resuscitate him. She bathed his temples and chafed his hands, and her diligence and perseverance were soon rewarded hv siVna Af fatm-ntr.. consciousness. "My poor brother," said umny. -i iearea tms. lou have been sadly overworked; your brain has been tasked beyond endurance. You need rest sadly, and you must have it." i snaa nave an the rest I need now, my dear sister." "Oh! how kind of Lord & Co.," said Emily. "Yes, very kind," said John, sarcas tically. "V.'hy, John, what do Have they reduced your salary again?" neaueea my salary again? Oh! if that were all I would not complain. But worse, far worse than that" "You do not mean to say that you are " "Discharged! Yes, Emily, discharged. Turned out by those whom I have faithfully served for years. I do not care for myself, Emily; I can bear the whips and scorns of life without a murmur, but yon, my dear sister what will become of vou and roup mtlo children?" "Never mind us, John. Cheer up! I eau battle with the world. T hlnme myself for beins a oharen and. rare upon you, for what would we have done when my husband died but for your kindness? You hnva n home; you have not only been a brother but a benefactor and snvlnr t no- you gave up your little home nnd came to us; your hard earnings have been bestowed upon us; you denied us noth ing, and now, when the dark day of adversity comes, you are without means yourself. Oh! why did I ever permit you to share your hard earned bounty with us?" John Furlong was now reclining upon the sofa. When ho i his almost penniless condition and his oroKen health, his courage seemed to forsake him. Ho looked around him. The children were playing around in happy Ignorance of the fate which seemed hovering over their little heads. Were thev tn n too, in the bright days of their Infancy? The end of the month was approaching, unu xne rent nau not been entirely accumulated yet. He knew his land lord well. He was inexorable, unfeel ing and exacting; and if payment was not promptly made, he would be dis possessed and turned into the streets. The very thought seemed to drive him almost to distraction. Emily Washburn stood by the win dow, gazing abstractedly, but almost distracted, into the street below. Her eyes were suffused with tears, 'and her heaving bosom denoted the terrible struggle that was raging within, and which she was endeavoring with al most superhuman exertions to sup press. It was not the discharge of her brother from the house of Lord & Co., or any fear for her future welfare, or that of her children, that affected her, for with a woman's time heroism she had already determined to work for them but the condition of her brother, his emaciated frame, and the knowl edge that his heroic struggles for her and her little family had caused It all. The wheels of an approaching car riage were heard. As it ncarcd the house the horses' heads were turned in toward the curb, and it stopped in front of John Furlong's house. "John! John!" cried Emily; "a car riage has stopped in front of our door." "Perhaps' Mr. Lord has relented and sent for me," said John, a faint ray of hope illumining his pale face. "There Is a lady descending from it!" exclaimed Emily. "A lady!" echoed John, in a toue of disappointment. "She is approaching our door, and there, John, she has rung our doorbell," as the tingle of the bell was heard in the hall. "What shall we do?" said John, vain ly eudevoring to sit upright on the sofa, but sadly failing in the effort. "What shall we do?" replied Emily. "Why, there's only one thing to do I shall go down and admit her." "But surely, she must have made a mistake. Our aenuaintn In the habit of calling upon us in their carriages, ' said John, smiling sadly. "Well, John," said Emily, "if she has maue a mistake it will be very easy to correct It," saying which she descended to the door to meet the caller whose advent had caused such a stir. In a few minutes she returned. "There Is no mistake nhnnt it TM,n The lady has called at the right place," saia umuy. "And who does she wish to see?' asked John. "Mr. John Furlong." "Me! me! Why, sister, who can It "Here Is her card, brother. She 11 waiting below." John Furlong almost convulsively seized the card and read aloud: "Miss Florence Faekard." "Miss Florence Packard! I cannot see her, Emily I cannot see her. Tell her I am Indisposed. Offer any excuse yon think proper, for I cannot dare not see her to-day." "I explained your feeble condition to her, John, but Instead of withdrawing she seemed to be more onxious to see you than before," said Emily. "Tell her I will be better to-morrow, and will c all upon her. Tell her " The door opened gently, and a light footstep glided noiselessly across the carpeted floor toward the sofa on which John Furlong lay. He saw her, ana tried to raise himself to a sitting pos ture. "Florence "John!" The effort had exhausted what little strength, remained, and he fell back unconscious. When lie revived, Florence Packard sat by his side. Her laee shawl was thrown over the back of a chair, and her dainty little hat occupied another. She kept her little fan busily employed upon his face, and the lifeblood was fast returning into its regular chan nels. In a spirit of gratitude he ex tended his hand. She grasped it, and held it in hers. For a few minutes not a word was spoken on either side. "John Furlong," said Florence, "I am not a stranger to the nature of your affection for me. I have known it for years. You love me. You have struggled on and on in the hope of pros pering in business and bettering your condition before you made your affec tions known to me. I have watched you, John Furlong. I am rich, and you are poor. Day after day, with a salary that an unprincipled- firm was cutting down, you saw your hopes crushed. Still you labored on with an unfaltering zeal. To-day you were discharged- I heard it all. Mr. Lord went to tho club, and there boasted of his conduct toward you. In the midst of his hilarity he was seen to reel in his chair and fall. A doctor was Bum moned, but life had fled. He who had 'cut down' others was in turn 'cut down" by the hand of God. When I heard of your misfortune I hastened here. Surrounded ns I am by a host of giddy admirers, I saw at once, and read their hearts. They loved me for my money. There is one brave man wiio loves me for myself alone, and that man Is John Furlong." "Florence! Florence! you have read my heart aright." "I know it, .lohn. I also know that your love is returned. I have endeav ored to disguise tho fact from myself; but It is useless. You would not, from n senso of honor, ask me to become your wife John Furlong; I ask you to become my husband. You ore 111 I cannot leave you. Give me the right to remain and care for you make me your wife." "Oh, what Joy it would be to me!" Pftia John, in the ecstasy of the mo ment. "Florence Tackard the wife of poor John Furlong! Never! never!" "Not never, John, but forever," said Florence. "I do not care for what the world says. You are all to me the world is nothing. You will consent?" She pressed her claims eloquently and fervently, but still he resisted. He pleaded for delay. "I will not leave this house save as the wife of John Furlong," said Flor ence. He could resist no longer. When he breathed tho happy consent, Florence wound her delicate arms around- him, and kissed the tears from his cheeks. A clergyman was sent for, nnd before nn hour had passed Miss Florence Packard had become Mrs. John Fur long. When his health permitted, they removed from the apartments on the fourth floor to a granite mansion on West End avenue. The house of Lord & Co. is no longer In existence. Tho share of tho senior member was purchased for our fiieud. and it Is now known as John Furlong & Co.; and when the clerks are sum moned to the private office they always emerge with smiling faces. Their sal aries have been increased to the old standard, and "cutting down" Is .un known in the firm of John Furlong 4r Co. New York Weekly. Her Eye to the Fntnre. "The best time to buy Christmas gifts," said the economical girl, "is after Christmas. Last year I met a Brooklyn friend on Sixth avenue bus ily shopping, the day after New Year's, and she told me she was buying Christ mas presents. I stared at her in sur prise. "Why, we had Christmas in New York last week," I said. "I always knew Brooklyn was slow, but " " 'I mean for next Christmas,' she explained, ignoring my fling at her na tive city. 'Just look here,' and she opened one of those string bags out-of-towners always carry when' they shop, displaying before my admiring eyes some expensive trifles that had been left over from the holiday sea son and marked down to less than half price. 'I have about $20 worth of things in there for which I have paid less than $10,' she said. 'I'm going to put them away and bring them out for Christmas gifts next December. They'll be quite as good then as now, for you know the fashions in glove boxes,, handkerchief cases nnd such things never change, and for these lovely hand painted calendars, which I bought for a mere sang, I shall sim ply put a new block of dntes on them Instead of the 1U03 blocks which they have now it's only a matter of a small amount of Ingenuity and a less amount of glue.' "New ork Tress. For the saving of would-be suicides, the municipality of Rome has decided to employ police motor boats on the FoMke Younger Children.... NURSERY TRAVELS. Mary went to France, Betty went to Spain, Bobby went around the world Twice and home again. Mary took a doll, Betty took a shawl, Bobby took a shining sword And a rubber ball. What seems very strange, Though it's true, I've heard. Is that on his journcyings Bobby caught each word Mary spoke in France, Betty upolio in Spain, And they heard him, whether he Talked in Greece or Maine. Elizabeth L. Uould4 in Youth's Com panion. A CURE FOR CARELESSNESS. "And white frosted cakes, Dorothy, with baked apples in the little pink saucers!" Mllly sighed blissfully. "I will come early, Mllly," said her little cousin, positively, "and I guess that I will wear my little frock with tho bows. Mother said I might.' "Dorothy!" "Yes, mother." "Now, dear, do be careful. Put on your hood nnd run down to the store and get a spool of blue silk for me. Be sure that it matches." "Yes, mother." And Dorothy, look ing in her red coat and hood not unlike a flighty red-bird, was off like a flash. Dorothy knew what her mother meant in her caution to her to be careful, and she pouted a littlo as she ran down the narrow street. "I know that lam not always care ful," she whispered to herself, "but I do not think it Is nice In mother to be always reminding me of It." "What can I do for you, Miss Dor othy? A spool of silk? What color, please?" But Dorothy hardly heard him. She was searching everywhere for the scrap of silk which her mother had given her. She was quite sure that she had tucked it In her mitten. And then She took the next wrong step. ' "I guess that it don't make any dif ference," she said iu a low very low voice. "I guess that it doesn't, either," said tho man, pleasantly. "I have only one shade of blue." How dreadfully ashamed Dorothy felt as she walked home! "Why, Dorothy, what a long time you have been gone, child! It is almost dark. Did you get the thread? Run along nnd got your bread and milk, dear. It is, growing late." But Dorothy was not hungry. She scarcely dared breathe while her mother opened the little package. When she did so, she did not say any thing, however. So Dorothy decided that it was all right, after all. After supper she had to play with Betty Baby until bedtime, while her mother sewed. "It is very late, Dorothy," Raid her mother next morning. "I sat up so late last night that I overslept I wish that you would take Mrs. Watson's waist home. She will want it for tho reception this afternoon, and that was why I was In such a hurry last night to finish it You will find the bundle on the table. Yes, you may take Betty Baby If you like." Two hours later Dorothy's mamma called her. "Come here, Dorothy," she said in a strange voice. "I have some thing to show you." Dorothy's little cheeks grew hot. Her mother was holding Mrs. Watson's waist np to the light. It was a light blue silk waist stitched with lavender. "Dorothy, what shall I do to help you to remember to be more careful?" her mother said. "I trusted to your eyes, dear, and after night I could not tell the difference. And now Mrs. Watson is disappointed and offended, aud I must do all the work over again." It was a very forlorn little voice that answered her. "I am truly sorry, mamma." "I don't like to punish you. little girl. Can you think of some way by which mamma can help you?" "I am sorry, mainmn, nnd I will star away from Mllly's parry if yon think that it will help me to 'member." And that is the true reason why Dor- otliy and Betty Baby 6tayed away from the party with the little frosted cakes and the baked apples on the little pluk saucers. But she was never quite so careless again. Mrs. H. J. Tompkins, In Christian Register. TOOK TIME TO DO HIS BEST. The boy who is in too much of a hurry to reach results is not willing to take the long, uphill road leading to them, but tries to find a short cut by using other people's brains. An Instructor' in a prominent Eastern school tells a story of n lad of another sort, who made a success by a very different method. "I knew a boy who was preparing to enter the junior class of the New York University," says this teacher. "He was studying trigonometry, and I gave him three examples for his lesson. The following day he came Into my room to demonstrate his problems. Two of them he -understood, but the third a very difficult one he had not per formed. I said to him, 'Shall I help you?' " 'No, sir; I can and will do it if you give me time.' "I said, 'I will give you all the time you wish.' "The next day he came Into my room to recite another lesson in the same study. " 'Well, Simon, have you worked that example?' "No, sir he answered; 'but I will do It If yon give me a little more Urns.' " 'Certainly; you shall have all the time you desire. "I always like those boys who are determined to do their own work, for they make our best scholars, and- men, too. Tho third morning you should have seen Simon enter my room. I knew he bad it, for his whole face told tile story of his success. "Yes, he had it, notwithstanding It had cost him many hours of hard work. Not only had he solved the problem, but, what was of much great er importance to him, ho had begun to develop mathematical power, which, under the inspiration of 'I can nnd I will,' he has continued to cultivate, un til to-day ho is professor of mathemat ics in one of our largest colleges, and one of the ablest mathematicians of his years In the country." FRIENDS OR ENEMIES. There was so much whispering in the cornfield we supposed the wind was blowing, making the long blades rustle. Wo did not understand their martial spirit. All stood In ranks like soldiers. Each wore a tassel proudly on the head, and carried a blade and pennant In deed some carried many which made the rustling so much like whispering. As they all had ears, they could easily hear what was said; we at a distance could only guess. Some of the tallest stalks with largest tassels nnd silvery plumes at each ear looked like officers. They asked: "What are these green strag glers in our midst? They don't stand up nnd face the music like soldiers, but creep slyly over the ground." "They don't wear plumes or carry banners." "Now and then one has n big yellow trumpet, but It makes no sound; it looks like a big yellow flower." Some replied, "They are spies." Some said: "They are deserters from our enemies. AVe must watch them. If they increase iu numbers or show light, we must nttack them." Time passed. The corn ranks thinned, the tassels withered, the long pen nants dried aud sounded husky. At last they all stacked "blades" and "ears." Then behold, on their parade ground, great yellow balls! "What are these great things like cannon balls?" husk ily asked tho seedy corn-stalks. "Are they mines, dynamite bombs, or what?" And they nil shivered In the twilight. We could hear them, like the sound of dry leaves. These dangerous yellow perils were soon piled high by the old stone wall like a fort well supplied with ammuni tion. One night some boys made fierce looking jack-o'-lanterns of some of them, marching about the field, strik ing terror to all who did not know them. Some one cried out, "See those fel lows among the corn stacks with pump kins on their heads!" So it was all explained, and these "enemies" found out they were akin, as both were of the vegetable family, each brave in its own line of march, each humane in giving food to the hungry, even to "Insurgent" boys. So there was "Peace." Christian Register. WRONG SIDE UP. Jack was cross; nothing pleased him. Ills mother gave him the choicest mor sels for his breakfast and the nicest toys, but he did nothing but fret and complain. At last hl3 mother said, "Jack, I want you to go right up to your room, and put on your clothes wrong side out." Jack started, He thought his mother must bo out of her wits. "L mean it. Jack," she repeated, looking earnestly at him. .luck had to obey. Ho had to turn his stockings wrong side out, and put on his coat and trousers and his collar wrong side out. When his mother camo up to him, there he stood a for lorn, funny-looking boy, all linings and senms and ravelllngs before the glass, wondering what his mother meant; but he was not quite clear in his con science. Then his mother, turning him around, snld: "This is what you have been doing all day, making tbo worst of everything. You have been turning everything wrong side out. Do you really like your things this way so much, Jack?"' "No, mamma," answered Jack, shamefacedly. "Can't I turn thein right?" "Yes, you may if you will try to speak what is pleasant You must do with your temper and manners as you prefer 'to do with your clothes wear them right side out. Do not be so foolish any more, little mau, as to persist In turning them wrong side out" Ohio Work. Rat Hunt In Favor In Knglaml. Rat catching ns a pastime Is fast bounding Into popularity. It Is claimed by the u'any fresh devotees of this peculiar hobby that it provides excite ment and sport, while as lis aim is the extinction of vermin its usefulness is beyond question. Mr. II. F. Wllloughby Greenhiil. a stoci broker, and a party of friends, with the assistance of' four dugs, bagged ninety-two rats on Saturday, nnd nearly as many durins the preced ing week. The sport is general nil over the county of Surrey, aud 'the services of those who follow the pas time are in requisition In all rat Infest ed, quarters. London Express. SAVINC A COMRADE A Flock or Trrns Keicue a Wounded Mate From In Hunter. Stories of affection and apparent rea son among wild animals have divided the "nature writers" into two schools. One believes that animals net merely from instinct; the other holds that the dumb brute feels and reasons. In "The Life of a Scotch Noturnllst" Mr. Smiles quotes from the journal of Thomas Edwards the story of how a little flock of terns rescued a wounded companion whom the naturalist had shot. . I fired, aud he came down with a broken wing, screaming ns he fell into the wntcr. The report of the guu, to gether with his cries, brought together the pnrty he had left, In order that they might ascertain tho cause of the alarm. After surveying their wounded broth er round nnd round, as he was drifting unwittingly toward the shore with the flowing tide, they came flying In a body to the spot where I stood, and rent the air with their screams. These they continued to utter, regardless of their own Individual safety, until I began making preparations for receiving the approaching bird. I could already see that it was a beautiful adult specimen, and I expected In a few moments to have it in my possession, since I was not very far from the water's edge. While matters were In this position I beheld, to my utter astonishment, two of the unwoumled terns take hold of their disabled comrade, one at each wing, lift him out of the water nnd bear him out seaward. They were fol lowed by two other birds. After having carried him about six or seven yards they let him gently down again, nnd the two who had hitherto been Inactive took him up. In this way they continued to carry him alternately until they had con veyed him to a rock et a considerable distance, upon which they landed him In safety. . I made toward the rock, wishing to obtain the prize which had been so tin ceremoniously snatched from my grasp. I wrfs observed, however, by the terns, and instead of four, I had in a short time a whole swarm about me. On my near approach to the rock I once more beheld two of them take hold of the wounded bird ns they had done before, nnd bear him out to sea In triumph, far beyond my reach. .Hawk nnd Jack Babbit. Two weeks ago a correspondent asked lor reports on the action of small game In dodging the assault of hawks and other birds of prey. Some years ago two of us were hunt ing quail nnd rabbits in the northern part of Kansas nnd were walking along the railroad track when we came to a section gang, and Inquiring of the foreman if he could direct us where the other party could get n jack rab bit to tako to his homo In Chicago, he pointed to r.n adjoining field nnd stated "there was a largo one that lived in the field, if a hawk, that had been after him for two weeks, had not got him." While talking -he pointed to a large hawk in the distance and said: ' If he comes this way we can soon tell if he has yet caught the Jack." The hawk came sailing on, and when over the field made a swoop down upon tue ground, and rs he rose in the air a jack rabbit darted out of the stubble ana ran in our olrection, nnd the hawk made two darts at the jack lu plain sight of us. As it would near the jack he would flatten himseif out upon the ground and as the hawk passed over him he would spring up and run toward us. Thus eluding he nawk, he came quite near ns, try ing to get into some very tall rank grass and weeds by the side of the railroad. As the hawk was making his fourth dive, a load of No. 4 shot from my 12-gauge Parker ended the destruction of game by that field rob ber, and before I could object my friend had killed the Jack. We noticed that the jack would squeal whenever the hawk darted at him, but a close examination of the back and ears of the Jack showed that he had not been touched by the talons of the hawk. This being the only time that I was ever close enough to carefully note the action of the hunted I look for ward with anticipation to the reports of other brothers of the Held who have had more and better opportunities to note the acts of self-defense on the part of the hunted. Correspondence in Forest and Stream. ' Too Impressionistic. Of John 8. Sargent, who has been accused of painting a Baltimore physi cian' beard blue, a Bostonian said the other day: "Mr. Sargent will take this fling about the blue beard good humoredly. He likes flings at artists. At a din ner here during his late visit to Amer ica. I heard him tell n pretty good anecdote at his own expense. "Ho was visiting, ho sai a country family, near Woodstock, and one morn ing by n lake sid he set up his easel nnd began to paint. His subject was the stretch of water and the rolling hills behind. "As he-tainted away, a house ser vant came to tell him that luncheon was ready. "As Mr. Sargent slowly cleaned his brushes, he noticed that the man was lingering to study the wood and water scene upon"the canvas. "'Well,' said the artist, 'what do you think of my picture?'. " "Why, sir,' the servant faltered, 'I can't say as it's such a very good likeness of tue master.' "Philadelphia Bulletin. A man in Portland, Ore., proposes to purchase fir logs which the sawmills of British Columbia will not use, build them into enormous rafts, and 'tow them to San Diego, to be there cut Into firewood. GUESSING. A man will struggle hard and long To gain what he esteems success. He wins it; feela that ho was wrong. And str.rta in on another guess. Boston Courier, MONEY IN IT. Knicker "Strange they didn't name the baby after its rich uncle." Booker "No; he looked at it and said he'd give them $10,000 not to." Harper's Bazaar. A SURE CURE. Puffenbdrg "I'd give anything to know how you managed to reduce your weight." Thlnow "I have made It impossible tp get much to eat, by Joining nn Anti Tlpping Society." Brooklyn Life. IN HONOR BOUND. "I ain't dirty by choice, ma'am," the hobo explained. "I'm bound by honor. I wrote a testimonial for a soapmaker once an promised ter use no other." "Well, why don't you use that?" de manded Mrs. Goodlcy. "Because, ma'am, dat firm failed in 1SS7." Philadelphia Ledger. . A MAIDEN PHILOSOPHER. "I suppose you will marry when yon grow up!" said the visitor, pleasantly. "NO," replied the thoughtful little girl, innocently. "Mamma says papa is more care than the children, so I guess the care of my children will be enough for me without the care of a busbnnd." Chicago Journal. A BAD BREAK. ' "My husband could never write any poetry unless he was smoking," said the one in black. "I believe your husband is dead," said the man, with a far-off look. "Yes, he is." "Do you suppose he is writing any poetry now?" Yonkcrs Statesman. OLD FRIENDS. The Wife-"What luck?" The Husband (wearily) "None what ever." Tho Wife "Were there no servants In the intelligence office?" The Husband (sadly) "Lots of them, but they had all worked for us be fore." Woman's Home Companion. FRENZIED FINANCE. "I made money to-day all right I sold our piano for $150." "Made money? Why, you told me II cost you $350." "I know, but I never paid for it." New York Evening Mall. THE CIIUG3. Mrs. Chugwater "This paper says the rassengers escaped on a raft. How could they make a raft at sea?" Mr. Chugwater "They could use the chip's log, couldn't they? Why don't you use your own reasoning faculties once in a while?" Chicago Tribune. TOE CENSURER. "I heard yon swearing at an awful rate this morning. What was the mat ter?" said the first flat dweller. "Why, I was mad at that coal man for swearing so at the poor horse he was trying to back into the court!" ex plained the other, with flashing eyes, 'it was awful!" Detroit Free Press. CIRCULATED SOME. "Have you a library In your town?" asked the New York man. "Oh, yes," replied the Westerner. "A circulating one?" "Well, It wasn't intended for that sort of n library, but we had two or three1 cyclones out our way that circulated it considerably!" Yonkers Statesmen. MORE TO THE POINT. "Ef yer real Interested," said Deacon Skinner, "I'll tell ye what I want fur thet horse." 1 "Oh, I wouldn't be Interested in knowin' thet," replied Farmer Shrude. "No?" "No; but I wouldn't mind knowin what ye'd take." Philadelphia Public Ledger. . AS REVISED. "A horse! A horse!" exclaimed King Rlchasd. "My kingdom for a.horse!" "There Isn't one in the building, your Majesty," said one of the snpes behind the scenes in a husky, agouized, stage whisper. "Society is using all of 'em for a horse show!" Realizing his mistake, he called for an automobile, but it was too late. A moment more aud Richmond was upon Dim. Chicago Trlbnae, city, na walked Into the auis-(UM oar Tiber.