OF AN ORCHARD. .ood Ir in Orchard, the Paint aalth, To mtUltale on Ufa and death, with a cool wl a hlvn or boon, A bermll'i grot below the tiera. j Ojod ia an Orchard, Tory good, Though one ahould wear no monkish hnd Klltnt good when Kprlnir awaken her flute, And good ill yellowing time or rrult. Very good In the. ginsa to He Aad sea the network 'salrnit the ky, A Mrlng lai'C of blue and green, And bougha that let the guld between. Tb been are types of aonla that dwell "JJlth honey In a qtilet cell ; The ripe fruit llgitrea goldenly , The aoul a perfection In Ood'a eye. : 1 ' grayer and praise In n cotiirtry home, , Honey and fruit: a man inlKlit come, red on anch mentx. to wnlk nbrnnd, I And In bin Orchard m Ik with !od. Katharine Tynan UlnVnon. BRIDAL TOUR. By Daisy Wright Field. He was a prosperous young mer chant, and she was the belle of the villnge: or had been. Now thut the wedding was over, she would follow the custom of the community, settle down to the stern realities of nmrricd life with matronly airs, leavl g her throne, as queen of the vilbg.j maid , ens, to the next in popularity probab ly her sworn enemy and rival. Polly Cleeve. But she oared lit 'To for all Ihis; she tad Been too much absorbed in the contemplation of her new finery, the details of the wedding and the antici pation of the tour tliey were to take Immediately after. Now the trousseau liad been carefully phcitetl in trunks, band boxes, and hand barrs, tin; wed ding had gone off successfully in the little church, decorated with ever greens and easier lilies and they were In the little smoky general waiting room of the depot. Young Mr. Drown (stepped up to the window with an im portant air, called for round .'rip tick ets for two and ostentatiously opened a well-filled pocket book. "Where to?" quelled the grinning agent. Such absentmindeilnoss under the tender influence of the sublime pas sion, was too much for human nature to bear stoically, however commend able it might be. Mr. Brown nearly fell over backwards. "I I believe I've actually forgotten the name of the place," he gasped in dismay, and then there was a hasty conference in the corner of the empty waiting room, with little Mrs. Brown. "Of course I didn't forget anything," lie explained to her, "but I remember ed that we hadn't exactly decided. But we will go to Uncle David's of course." "Why of course?" queried the bride rebelliously, "haven't I just as much reason to want to visit my Aunt Ellen?" "You may think you have," he ad mitted, loftily, "but woman-like, you lave no doubt written a dozen long letters to your aunt and received a iike number from her since our en gagement, while Uncle David and 1 lave scarce exchanged a line this sum- mer. Besides," "Besides what?" as he hesitated. . "Didn't you promise at the altar not two hours ago, to honor and obey mc?" "It was certainly in the ceremony, which was not of my making," was the , reply,' while a small nose, at no timd ; Grecian, took on a more pronounced tilt: "However I said Yes, with a. de cided mental reservation." , "And that was?" : "When I wanted to." "A very female trick," he remarked, . savagely. "At the moment when your mind ahould have been above scheming, and wholly absorbed in the holiness of your vows, you were providing for a possible : contingency In which you would find It desirable to disobey me." "And the contingency, it appears, ' aae arisen even sooner than I expected It," with disdainful scorn. Mr. Brown flushed darkly. "Say no more about your Uncle David's," the went on, "I will not be forced Into obedience to any man." . "Very well, as I shall not give up the reins of authority to any woman, we may as well .Bay no more about your Aunt Ellen's. Well, shall we order a carriage and go home?" "Certainly not," was the spirited reply, "you can do as you like; I am going to Aunt Ellen's.". ' "And I to Uncle David's." , When each stepped up and Ordered a ticket to a different. town you might , have knocked that agent down with a snowbird's feather. He was ac tually pale with astonishment where ver he was visible behind a not work of freckles adorning his Jovial . countenance. Little Mrs. Brown, with head erect and elbows out aggressively, walked to the window, where she became im mediately absorbed in the scene with out. Her loving husband sauntered about the depot, whistling the Dead March, In what he meant to be a de fiant, sprightly tone. Twenty minutes was quite as long as cither could stand this. She bad Just turned to go to him, when he atarted toward her. "Charlie," she murmured, "let's not quarrel today, I am willing to go with you." "No," said the husband. " I have quite made up my mind. We wlllo to your Aunt Ellen's. "Now, when I wanted the pleasure f giving up to you In our first quar rel," she began almost In tears. "When I had so far humbled myself as to give In to you," he added. 'iStill determined to assert your au thorlty, I see," spitefully. ' "Still determined to have your own way," stubbornly. Then they parted again, and stood at separate wiudows, moodily watch ing the approach of a passenger train As the rear coach came up even with the station, a simultaneous exclama lion burst from the bride and groom. "Aunt Ellen, as I'm alive." "Uncle David, by all that's holy!" As the train was to make a half hour stop, they darted out of the door and Into the car, seeking some expla nation of this curious turn of affairs, As they entered, a tall silk hat and a black plumed bonnet nodded cheer fully In their direction. "Nephew Charlie," ceremoniously announced his uncle, "this is your new aunt, Mrs. David Brown." "Niece Dorothy," added her aunt, "allow me to introduce your new uncle, MV. Brown." "Aunt," gasped the bride, "you're not even married, are you?" "We are indeed, my dear, ceremony performed not six hours since. And we are now on our wedding tour." "But we didn't know you were ac quainted," gasped Dorothy, who had not yet recovered her breath. 'Didn't want you to know," respond ed Uncle David, "wanted to surprise you, my dear." "Where are you going?" "To Niagara." "Who had the ordering of your Jour ney?" questioned young Mr. Brown. 'Ellen, of course," was the ready reply, as Uncle David glanced affec tionately at his new made wife. "Of course she was willing to let me say but I told her a husband that couldn't let his wife have her own way on a little thing like her wedding tour, wasn't worthy the title.". Little. Mrs. Brown shot a triumph ant glance at her young husband. A moment later he gently drew her aside. "Dear," he whispered, "we'll- po wherever you want to go, if It's to the moon." 'Don't you think It would be nice Charlie," she answered sweetly, "to go to Niagara with Uncle Dave and Aunt Ellen?" "The very thing," he replied. And so they settled it. Indiana Parmer. A REAL WAGONLOAD. Western Man Got 110 Persons Into His Carriage and Won. A hardware and implement firm in the West recently devised a unique scheme with phenomenal success, the climax proving not only amusing to the populace, but profitable to the firm. The firm sent to every farmer In their vicinity, several weeks prior to the event, a circular offering a. prize of $10 in gold to the person who, on a specified Saturday, would bring into their town on one vehicle of any de scription the largest number of per sons, the only requirement being that they should arrive before noon and that each load of humanity should be ounted by a member of the firm in front of their place of business. That nearly every farmer in the two counties not only nibbled, but did his best to run away with the bait, sinker and all, was demonstrated on the desig nated day, when from every direction, over every road, vehicles of all de scriptions and conditions, some drawn by beasts of burden of the bovine spe cies, but mostly by equines of pedigree and well-groomed appearance, began to pour into the town, each convey ance loaded to Its capacity with men, women and children. They began coming soon after sun rise and continued until nearly noon. As each vehicle arrived and deposited its occupants In front of the establish ment the crowd of sightseers as well as contestants Increased. The number of persons brought In by contestants varied from twenty to fifty until 10 o'clock, when a man ar rived with fifty-one. He thought he had the prize until another farmer came in at twenty minutes to 11 with a wagon fifty feet long carrying eighty six persons. This was so far ahead of any other contestant and It was then so near noon that he figured he could not lose. 'You've got It to a certainty," said one of his party. I reckon that's what," said he, as he put his hands in his pockets and walked away. He could already feel the money Jingling in his clothes. His confidence was so supreme that he bought a new hat and a new tie and then went to a barber shop and got a shave, haircut and a shine on the strength of his belief that he had won the $10. But hardly had he emerged from the barber shop when a shout went up from the crowd as they beheld ap proaching a vehicle the like of which was never before seen on the streets of this town, and probably never will be seen again. The conveyance was eighty-five feet long and twenty feet wide. It moved on eight wheels and was drawn by eight horses.. Seated on the elongated vehicle were enough men and, women, boys and girls to start a colony in Oklahoma or upon a reservation in Dakota. The man who held the reins with the skill St a circus driver over the eight horses was from a village of three houses and thirty persons, niteen miles away. He drove around the square, followed by a throng pf cheering per sons, and proudly pulled up his octet of steeds at the proper place, where the load of laughing visitors were counted one by one. There were 110. Hardware) Dealers' Magazine. RARE AMERICAN COINS. MANY CENTS HIGHLY VALUED BY COLLECTORS. Private Gold Issues That Bring Big Prices Three Cent and Five Cent Nickels With Large Premiums Varying Values Put on Dollars- Unique Coin. "Premiums on old coins have a vanced from 76 to 100 percent during tho last few years," said an old coin dealer. "Any number of coins that could have been picked up for a small sum a short time ago now bring sums up to $75 and $100. "This is due to the tremendous re vival of interest that has taken place In coin collecting. There are now In this country more than 4000 coin col lectors who systematically buy old coins and are always in search of new specimens. "They make trips abroad to Europe and other countries In quest of de sired rarities. Some of them make trips of this character every year for no other purpose than to ransack the shops of dealers in odds and ends on the other Bide of the ocean In the hope of finding a treasure, which, as a matter of fact, they very often do. "Of course, tliere are thousands of persons who casually gather old coins indiscriminately, but I don't take such collectors Into ac count. So great Is tho demand for old coins nowadnys that the supply does not begin to meet It. "Most American collectors go in for coins of United States Issue. Not much interest Is taken here In for eign, und In the ancient Greek or Roman coins, although they are the rage abroad. "A good many collectors make a specialty of gathering Colonial coins and the private gold issues of North Carolina, Georgia and California, but the large old copier cent leads thein all in point of interest. Still other collectors go in for die varieties and mint marks. That small letter on a coin which shows the place of its mintage, makes all the difference in the world to a collector and also In the price. "For instance, a 20-cent piece of 1S75 of the Philadelphia Mint is worth Just 25 cents, and yet a coin of the same denomination of 1877 or 1S7S, bearing the two tiny letters 'C C for Carson City, will bring be tween $10 and $15. "The dime of 1894 Is another exam ple. The one made In San Francisco, with the letter 'S,' 13 worth anywhere from $5 to $10, whereas those made In other mints are worth Just their face value or a trifle over. There were only 24 of the former ten-cent pieces minted. "Would you believe a dollar of 1904 was worth $5.50? It is, Just the same, and that sum was paid at a recent auction sale. "Yet, such Is the Inconsistency of coin collecting that a dollar of 1798, in good condition, can be bought for $2.50. The reason for this is that all 1901 dollars were struck In proof Bets and were limited. "Proof coins are made by burnish ing the sheet of metal before the forth with a high polish. The low fig ure of the 1798 dollar Is due to the enormous number preserved In good condition. ".Many of the coins minted since 1850 bring premiums that greatly ex ceed those for coins Issued during the latter part of the 18th century and the beginning of the 19th cen tury. "A gold dollar of 1875 in proof con dition will bring $75. The three doliar gold piece of 1873 is worth $50. All three dollar gold pieces, In fact, with tho exception of those minted at the Philadelphia Mint in 1855 and 1874, are worth premiums ranging up to $75. "The four-dollar gold piece of 1879 and 1880 is worth $75. The silver dollar of 1858 is rated at $50. The flying eagle cent of 185C brings $15, and is hard to get at that price. All of the silver three-cent pieces command premiums that range as high as $3. The nickel three-cent piece of 1877 Is worth $4, and the five cent piece of the same year is val ued at $3.50. "And, what will seem strangest of all to tho general public, the common bronze cent of 1877, in proof condi tion, is quoted at $2.50, and even those which have been :n circulation fetch an advanced price. "Die varieties mean more than one would suppose. Of the 1794 cents alone there are 55 die varieties, each one of which Is held at a high prem ium, and of all the big copper cents there are 817 die varieties known at the present time, with other counties to hear from. "And this Just refers to coins of one denomination. It is easy to Imag ine the work ahead of tho collector who goes in for the collection of die varieties of coins of all denomina tions. ' "The majority of the collectors of gold coins confine themselves to de nominations under $5. This by no means limits their field greatly, asl there are hundreds of varreties of the p'rlvato gold Issues of the western states. North Carolina and Georgia, not to mention the vnrieties of the United States Issue. ".lust take the Brasher doubloon. This was a gold piece issued In New York City In 1S37. On tho reverse It bears the motto 'Unttrn B Plurlbus,' and an eagle with spread wings; up on Its breast a shield, with a bundle bf arrows in tho right talon and an olive branch in the left, while the head Is surmounted by 13 stars. "This coin was struck from flies wtleh had been made for a cent, ' which the maker had submitted to the authorities for approval, but It was rejected. The coin Is now worth more than $500 and Is seldom offered for sale. "Of the California goia" Issues alone there are several hundred varieties, and some of them command enor mous premiums. "There are only three collectors in this country who make a specialty of accumulating gold pieces of the value of $10 and upward. There are not only the eagle and double eagle of United States issue, but the many 10, 20, and 60-dollar gold pieces of private firms in the west and the $16 and $40.07 gold slugs. "This branch of numismatics is only for millionaires. All the 50 dol lar gold pieces, of which there were seven varieties, are octagonal In shape except one and now fetch from $150 to $500, that is, when they are offered for sale, which Is not often. "These 50 dollar pieces were made of the purest gold, which cannot al ways be said of many of the minor denominations, such as the 25 and 60 cent pieces of so-called gold. "But there is one gold piece of United States Issue which is beyond the reach of all collectors, no matter how wealthy. This coin Is above price. It is the first 20-dollar gold piece minted by this government, in 1849. ''The pieco was submitted for ap proval, but before action was tuken the new year came, so that the dies had to be destroyed and new ones made for 1850. This coin, the only one of its kind, now rests in the coin cabinet at the Philadelphia mint. "After all. the real factor in the value of a coin of rare dale is its condition. On this depends whether it Is worth $5 or $300. "A 1799 copper cent, worn almost smooth from constant circulation, and with the date barely discernible, will bring from $5 to $15, while one in better condition will advance in value with leaps and bounds. Two hundred dollars has been paid for one of these homely cents In very lino condition. "One of my customers has had a standing offer with me for the last five years of $225 for one of these 1799 cents In uncirculated condition. Such a coin must extst, I'm sure, maybe hidden away in the bottom of an old bureau drawer or reposing in the depths of an old stocking, the owner unaware of the small fortune It would bring. "The great premium at which the 1799 cent is held is one of the mys teries of coin collecting. Usually a large premium Is demanded for coins that are extremely scarce, or, by rea son of their limited Issue, are almost unattainable. But there is no such reason why the 1799 cent should be rare. "The mint records for that year show that exactly 904,585 were coined. Notwithstanding this enor mous number the coins are now very scarce, but where they nave gone no one knows." New York Sun. LAW WORKED BOTH WAYS. Judge Who Fined Man Payed for Expensive Meal. In a hamlet not far from New York lived a justice of the peace who Is well liked by all the people. His cases for the most part are heard on the veranda of his country place in sum mer and in his library during the chil ly days of spring and when the snow files In winter. The "judge" as he is known far and wide in the bailiwick, is fond of out door life and when he Is out on a rabbit hunt he keeps his judicial eye open for any offenders who may stray across his path. The game laws In his State are stringent. Not very long ago the "judge" met a German who. carried a shotgun. The bulging appearance of the pockets of the huntsman excited the judicial sus picion. Knowing that it was always smfe to slay blackbirds and crows, the "Judge" congratulated the German on his success in ridding the community of pests. The German, a newcomer In the community, repudiated the insinuation that he didn't know game when .he saw It, and pulled out of his pockets twelve fat robins, all of which, he boldly an nounced, he had brought down on the wing. The "Judge" In a roundabout way obtained the German's name and place of residence. The following day the robin slayer found himself before "His Honor" on a charge of violating the game law. He pleaded ignorance and guilty. He said he was a poor man and had to shoot game In order to satisfy the hunger of his family. But ignorance of the law Is no excuse and the "Judge" imposed a penalty of $5 per bird slaughtered out of season. Twelve birds at $5 per meant $G0. The German asked for mercy and the 'judge" knocked off $2 on each bird. This so touched the heart of the Ger man that he paid $36 then and there. On his return home he sent the twelve slaughtered robins to "His Honor," with his compliments, and that day the "Court" Invited some of his epicu rean friends to dine on robin pie. Some one "peached on the "Judge," and tho authorities called upon him to explain how he had dead robins in his possession. The course of procedure by which he explained Is not reported, but the "Judge" has since "confided" to his intimate friends that his robin dinner cost him $24. Since then when he meets a man with a gun in the road way he looks in another direction. New York Press. Tho Russian zrnistvos or country ad ministrative bodies? supply agricul tural Implements to peasants ou credit. The recent electrical exhibition in London was such a financial succesi that the executive committee has been able to refund to the exhibitors much of the money they paid for space. A new time-recording camera has been patented in England. By photo graphing an automobile in motion and a watch at the same moment. It is possible for policemen to produce ab solute proof that a motorman has ex ceeded the legal speed limit. Professor Landouzy, in a communl- cation Just made to the French Aca lemy of Medicine, insinuates a serious ground of distrust between a man and his dog. There is no doubt that tuber cukftls Is on the Increase, and tho pro lessor has just as little doubt that dogs have something to do with it. The New York Central Railroad has placed orders with several manufac turing companies for a total of 25,000 freight, cars, calling for the expendi ture of about $25,000,000. The tre mendous scale on which the railroads are now providing equipment indi cates the pressure under which they are working to care for the traffic that is being offered to them. To meet the effects of sea-water on cast-iron piles, and for other reasons, it is a common and good practice to make the lower lengths of greater thickness say, 3-8 inch "more than that sufficient for the upper. Occa sionally, also, the bottom lengths are filled with concrete, which no doubt adds to the length of time during which they may be relied upon. Forced draft dates back of course to Stephenson's "Rocket," and its first use for marine purposes was by Mr. Robert It. Stevens on tho Hudson River steamers In our own country prior to the civil war. During that war Mr. Isherwood built a number of gunboats which used forced draft, but it had fal len Into disuse until about 1882 for naval vessels, when It was introduced Into the English navy, and still later was applied In the nierchafif service. BIRDS IN THE ANTARCTIC. They Gather About a Ship for Days at a Time. "The tempestuous seas of the south ern oceans have one great feature, lacking In other oceans, In the quan tity and variety of their bird life," says Captain Robert F. Scott. R. N., in "The Voyage of the Discovery," published by tho Scrlbners. "The fact supplies an interest to the voyager which can scarcely by appreciated by those who have not experienced it, for not only are these roanfing, tire less birds seen in the distance, but in the majority of cases they are at tracted by a ship and gather close about her for hours, and even days. The greater number are of the petrel tribe, and vary in size from the great er stormy petrel, which flits under the foaming crests of the waves. For centuries these birds have been the friends of sailors, who designate them by more or less familiar names, some of which have been preserved, while others have been dropped for more definite titles. "In the older accounts of voyages It Is often difficult to recognize the birds referred to; for Instance, the term 'Eglet' seems to have been ap plied to various species. But the 'Wanderer,' 'Sooty,' 'Cape Pigeon,' Giant Petrel,' and many others are survivals which the ordinary man still prefers to employ in preference to the scientific designation. It was the shooting of a 'Sooty albatross by one Simon Hartley In Shelvocke's voyage that supplied the theme immortalized In the 'Ancient Mariner." Carrots Good for the Health, Carrots one associates rather with Irish stew and boiled mutton and most people find them a somewhat tasteless vegetable, although their bright color renders them useful as a garnish to make dishes, either for pretty little rings made by removing the lighter colored centres from round slices of carrot, to float about in clear soup, or served In tiny strips with green peas and cream sauce. 'The carrot, however. Is by no means to be despised from a hygienic standpoint! It contains digestive properties (in the form of pectlc acid) which, acting 6n the other foods eaten with it, aids In dissolving them, and so promotes digestion. They are also a good blood purifier, and it has been said that their frequent regular use clears the complexion and brightens the color of both eyes and hair. This would seem to Indicate that they con tain iron, well known to have that color-restoring property. Besides this, carrots applied externally in the form of a poultice aid in reducing in flammation. Lucky and Unlucky. A beautiful Idea is prevalent in Burmah about rubies. The natives believe that their color changes grad ually, while they ripen in the earth, as if a fruit. At first they say tho stone is colorless, then it becomes yellow, green, blue, each in turn .the final stage being red. When redness is attained the ruby is ripe. The ruby is said to influence the wenrer very strongly for good or evil. It is sup posed to bring one's due in money that has been .misappropriated. If It brings back bad luc'.; to the wearer, it should be discarded; it is malevolent. KEPT TIME 200 YEARS. Clock That Has Passed Along Through 8even Generations. S. S. Peters of 672 South Twenty- eighth street, Omaha, is tho owner of a calendar clock which Is 194 years old and still running. It has come down In direct line of descent from the original purchaser through the oldest male member of the Peters family through the two centuries of its existence. There la no flaw In Its pedigree. The clock was built by Felix Owen in the famous town of York, England. In 1711, and was pur chased by Newton Peters. Seven years afterward Newton Peters came to America, settling at Jamestown, Va. A few years later he, with Wil liam Byrd founded the town of Peters burg, Va. On the death of Newton Peters In 1725. tho clock became the property of his son, Absalom, and on his death in 1760, Absalom's son Zachaiiah, came into possession. Zack Peters was an officer In the American navy, and when he died his son, Tunis evidently named In memory of the scene of actual naval service got the timepiece. In 1787 Tunis Peters be came a member of a colony moving to Ohio, and brought tho clock with him to that then new country. On his death, In 1802, his son, also Tunis, became the owner of the old clock. He was one of the pioneers of Ross county, O., where he lived until 1855, His successor in the ownership was Jonathan L. Peters of Columbus, O., who died In 1882. The clock then be came the property of Jonathan's only surviving son, Samuel S. Peters, now on the Bee staff. It will thus been seen that the Pet ers clock has counted the hours of seven long-lived generations of the Peters family. The body of the Peters clock is of cherry, the works of brass. So well did ancient Felix Owen do his work that the only repairs ever made on his handiwork have been In the nature of occasionally renewing tho cords that support the weights. It is an 8 day clock, and must be wound once a week. The face of the clock shows the phases of the moon and also indi cates the ebb and the flow of the tides. It shows the days of the month also. The face of tho dial is of enamel and shows marks of Its great age in the shape of cracks, honorable scars of a useful life. The figures are Arabic haraeters, an inch and an eighth in length. The corners of the face pro tecting the dial are painted with quaint old English figures. The sec ond hand is three inches in length, the minute hand six Inches and the hour hand five inches. The clock frame Is eight feet high and eighteen Inches wide. The pendulum rod is four feet and ten inches long, and the two weights tip the scales at thirty pounds. It is still In excellent run ning order and correctly records the time of today as it did in the sedate days two centuries ago. This old clock was on exhibition at the Centennial exhibition in Philadel phia in 187C, with no other veteran of its kind to dispute its precedence for age. Subsequently it was exhibited in the Curtis Press club rooms at Co lumbus, O., for several months, when the Ohio Historical society tried in vain to secure it for the state collector of antiquities. Persons in Virginia, Philadelphia and New York have repeatedly made flattering offers in money for the clock, and other branches of the Pet ters family have been anxious to get possession of it. Samuel S. Peters steadily refused to part with the hon ored timekeeper of the lives of his an cestors. He brought the clock to Beatrice, Neb., from Ohio in 1885, and has frequently loaned it for exhibition at gatherings of old folks. For sev eral years, however, this has been stopped for fear of possible injury is moving. Omaha Bee. He Spoiled It All. W. Caryl Ely of Buffalo, the presi dent of the American Street Railway association, was talking at the con vention in Philadelphia about motor men's and conductors' adventures. "A jonductor came to me with a smiling lace the other day," he said. "He wanted to tell me what bad happened on an Incoming car. It seems that a middle-aged woman and her little son, a lad of six or seven years, got on the ar, and as soon as they were seated the woman took a half dollar out of her pocket and handed It to the youngster to pay the fare with. The boy held the coin in his small, fat band, and examined it closely and solemnly. The conductor appeared for the fares, and the youngster gave him the half dollar with owlish sol Mnnity. The money was pocketed and 10 cents in change was put in the small, extended hand. As soon as he Rot this change the boy laughed wriggled in his seat, and shouted gleefully: 'Oh, ma, he's taken the bad half- iolllar!'" New Y'ork Tribune. Dangers of Peace. Johnny Ral9ton was a very good boy, declares Answers, but he had one fault which it beemed impossible for his mother to overcome; he would fight with other boys. He had been re proved, and at last Johnny had made a faithiul promise that he would bat lie no more. That very evening he returned from school with a cut cheek and a swollen nose. "Johnny," said his "mother, "you promised me this nioir.iug that you would not fight again." "But I, haven't been fighting, ma, This is an accident." "An accident?' "Yes, ma. I was sitting on Tommj ; Bipss, and I forjot to held cU feet j Nut Puffs. Delicious nut puffs for afternoon tea are made with' a cupful and a half of flour, a cupful of milk, a saltspoonfut of salt, two teaspoonfuls of sugar, three eggs and a quarter of a cupful of ground mils. Beat the mixture .for fifteen minutes and bake. In gem pans that have been previously heated In a hot oven. ' ' Almond and Date Cakes. For almond and date gems, stir the well beaten yolks of two eggs Into a pint of sweet milk and add a teaspoon fill of salt and three cupfuls of flour, sifted with a teaspoonful of baking powder. Then add a cupful of dates and almonds in equal proportions, chopped very fine. Fold in the stiffly beaten whites of the eggs and bake in buttered gem tins. Apple Gems. To make apple gems, have ready four large sour apples peeled and minc ed. With them, mix a quarter of a cupful of molasses, an egg beaten Veil, half a teaspoonful of soda dissolved In a little hot water and a cupful and a half each of fine corn meal and flour sifted with a teaspoonful of baking powder. Stir In enough sweet milk to make a thin batter and bake in but tered gem tins. Bread Griddle Cakes. For bread griddle cakes, which are an excellent expedient for using up stale bread, soak a pint of crumbs in milk to cover them until they are soft. Then add a cupful of flour sifted with a heaping teaspoonful of baking powder, a well beaten egg, a level salt spoonful of salt and milk to make a thin batter. If sour milk is used use half a teaspoonful of soda In place of the baking powder, dissolving It in a little warm water. Apple Johnny Cake. Apple Johnny cake is famous among New Englanders. It Is a delicious breakfast or luncheon bread. Mix two cupfuls of cornmea!, a saltspoonful of salt, a teaspoonful of cream of tartar, a scant half-cupful of sugar, half a teaspoonful of soda dissolved In a little water and mill: to make a thin batter. Stir In three sour apples that have been peeled and cut into thin slices. Bake In a shallow tin in a moderate oven for 33 minutes. Useful Hints. Do not use cracker crumbs for cov ering croquettes; they will not brown. A small square of asbestos kept on the Ironing board will save the Iron ing sheet. Vegetables with the exception of potatoes and onions, should be pur chased each day. A broad-bladed spatula is the han- ritacr fif l-ltf-hpn twila for liftlne rrtv quettes for an egg mixture. Few people care to bother making pickles, as there are so many kinds to be bought very cheaply. Always use a wooden spoon, and the best vinegar you can buy, boiling this in an enamelled soucepan. An old rule for plain apple griddle cakes Is half a pint of chopped apples into a quart of ordinary griddle cake batter. It is a well-known fact that all vege tables which grow beneath the ground should be put on to boil in cold wat er, those which grow above Into boil ing water. This will ensure a suc cessful result. If a croquette mixture stick to the palms while it is being shaped, dip your hands in cold water and begin again. Never fry croquettes In a draft; they will crack. A cleaning fluid may be made at fice cents' worth of saltpeter, ammonia and shaving soap dissolved in one quart of rain water. It is good for a thousand things. It takes the grease out of carpets beautifully. Cold vegetables should' never be thrown away. Cauliflower, beans, peas, whole potatoes, etc, make deli cious salads with the addition of oil and vinegar dressing, and a little chopped parsley. Remove the outside leaves from a nice red cabbage, cut into four parts, taking off the stalks, and cut it into very thin slices. A Natural Remedy. That the remedy Is sometimes worse than the disease is again shown by an incident chronicled In the New York Times. A prominent politician has a wife who Is a model of domestic care fulness. ' She has a talent for making bread, and takes great pride in hav ing her loaves turn out well. One evening she had set the batch of dough to ri-e in the kitchen and was reading in ihe parlor, when her 6-year-old boy came running to her. cry ing, "Mamma, mamma, there's a mouse jumped into your bred-pan!". The good woman sprang from her seat. "Did you take him eut?" she asked frantically. "No'm, but I done just as good, i threw the cat in, and she's digging af ter him to beat the band!" In 1004. the total consumption of cof fee by the American people amounted to 900,879.000 pounds. A