THE NEIGHBOR'S BOYS. Somebody shot our cat', eve out, beared Aunt Sophia Jane to death t just ave her a tuible fright. An who on earth do you suppose ut on them Kin i i' i.if..- An made that turhle screechy noise? ucignuor a boys: finm.?!7 n,ight dnrk. 5-u know, oomebo. y plays tick-tack-toe folkaea windows wlint'a a -seared, An just as if they never cared Uf they get caught or not, an' when it ?.gon? t0 bcJ thy me again Jintil you re just so nervous vou Uoiit hardly know just what to do: Anil who makes" such a scary noiso? I he neighbor's boys! AnJ Jtn somebody tears vonr clothes An skin your face an' hurts Your now Until it bleeds, an' then your ma bays at she never, never saw ueh heathen youngsters, an' thev come An break your j'.ed an' pound vour drum t'ntil it busts, an' won t go 'wuv, it ain't no matter what vou sav. An they're the ones 'at break vour toys The neighbor's boys! An my, it's funnv. 'cause, you know, oa ain't the onl ones '.it's so. 'Cause all the next-door neighbors say It seem exactly the same wav, An' when their boys get hinted so's It gives 'em tuible lilooilv nose, Anj jome one shoots their cat's eve out, An play tick-tack, they know about U ho does it an' who makes the noUe The neighbor's bovs! W. V, Foley, in the New York Times. Jl- .1.-1 I I ! I I THE ROMANCE OF A VACATION." By CAROLINE WETfiERELL. ..i i.i : i i i .... i JnL li.M.1 may be the root of 5! w V "11 I'vll," niil runny Sid AVI l ney dolefully. 'but certain, ly the link of it Is the source of much trouble!" UK- Ailii, the youngest Sid ney, looked mournfully over the dusty houscjips, the only scenery visible from tiie windows of llieir small, rear flat in the hot oily. "I've been thinking of something," Gertrude began. "Lot's pocket our 1'i'iile, as we can't afford an expensive trip, mid go ns we can. I am sure there are places where we eouM get cheap fiirnislieil or uni'urnislird room, ami we could prepare our food on a little oil stove or a dialing dish. Our living expenses would then be ;io more than they are tit home." "Our railroad expenses might be something," snapped Funny.- "They would be almost nothing at all'," nnswend Gertrude. "Wo could ride our wheels. We need not stay In any one place very long. AYe could do like the gypsies move on when we tired of one location." The plan won the approval of Sarah, the eldest sister and housekeeper. She agreed that they might try it for n seaside town not more than twenty five miles nway. It the necessary quarters could not be obtained there, the girls could return home immedi ately on the train or remain at n hotel until the following day. Such an ex penditure would not seriously incon venience the family purse. Tht summer ride over twenty-five miles of country roads proved a de lightful one. The day was almost done when they reached their destina tion. They made their way to the less frequented part of tha town, and had no difficulty In renting a large room for five dollars n week, the landlady, when the case was explained to her, making no objection to the number cf occupants. A telegram was sent to summon Sarah, who had remained at home, and then the tired party made the best possible division of the bed furnish ings. Gertrude prepared a couch on the floor with a comfort and a pillow, while Ada and Fauny occupied the bed. Supper had been bought at a deli catessen shop, and their morning meal was secured frcin the baker and milk man. On the arrival of Sarah, that afternoon, they received a trunk, con taining extra clothing, some pillows and bed clothes. The chafing dish was n inexpensive affair of block tin. sold at a city store for sixty cents. With a few dishes they were now ready to et up housekeeping. Every morning before breakfast the girls took a long ride over the bench on their wheels. 'When thev returned. the rolls, coffee and eggs, which were the morning's food, tasted deliciouslv. Fanny was a klndergartnei. and Ger trude a teacher In the public school, and their indoor work hail left them Iale and nervous. Ada, although sti a sehoolg.rl, had lost the robust hcallh that chnracter.z-d nil the girls in the prosperous days, when their father was still living and able to cure for them. The doclor had said, In the ppring. that Fanny was suffering from neurasthenia, and absolutely required this change of :;Ir, which had, at first, aeeiniMl such an Impossible luxury fot the two mouths' vacation. Every good day was spent In the open air. Sarah provided lunches for the party and joined them in wheeling trips t neighboring points of Interest. After a few weeks at the seashore, the girls decided that a mountain trip would be acceptable. This was a rather set ions undertaking, and when they returned heme to prepare for it, they spent several days iu studying maps before venturing upon the voad. Fanny and Gertruda first went off alone in search of a location, wheeling as far as they could while daylight lasted, and lodging at a village lun or at some farmhouse, where supper and breakfast were provided at moderate ites. Several dnys elapsed before they found a little country town nestling among the hills, where pure nlr, the beauties of nature and mod erate prices could he found iu combina tion. They wore nble to rent a couple of nice furnished rooms for $10 a month. With the contents of two trunks, brought by Sarah and Ada, the rooms were given a very homelike ap pearance. It wns soon noticed that Fanny be gan to receive a great ninny letters addressed in a masculine handwriting. Moreover, the postmark was that of the seaside town which they had Just quitted. Fanny offered no explana tion, and suspicion settled upon a good looking young man. He was the son of a summer cottager wllo had once sheltered Ada and Fanny during a storm, and afterward sent them home provided with umbrellas and overshoes. The girls recalled that this young man sometimes Joined them on their wheel ing expeditions, and on such occasions usually had been a close uttenduut on Fanny. Gertrude did not now take much In terest in Fanny's affairs. She was studying botany. A young college pro fessor, boarding at the village inn, while making a special herbarium of flowers of that region, volunteered to give her lessons: The two often went out wheeling together in search of specimens. Ada found friends among the village girls, and Sarah, partly left to her own devices, found her landlady a pleasant companion. Mrs. Riggs was the widow of a well-to-do farmer, ami Mrs. Riggs' son was a good-looking and well-educated young man. When he found Sarah, roaming forlornly about, while Fanny wrote her inleriulnable letters or Gertrude wns off botanlKlng with her professor, he invited her to join him on visits to points of interest In the country. He found It easy to bor row a bicycle from friends In the vil lage, and Sarah could ride Funny's machine nt such times. Almost before the girls were aware of It vacation wasAn-er and the first of September had arrived. .They were happy and healthy, muscles and nerves being toned tip by out door life and long trips on the bicycle. When they were once more In the flat. Ada. who had enjoyed every min ute of the summer, began to antici pate the coming year's excursions. Her marks to her sister brought only em- barrnssed and evasive replies. Finally she demanded an explana tion. "Will, faltered Fanny, I sliall be at the seashore next summer; you can all visit me as long ns you like. ir we shall have a cottage to our selves. And men sue immiueu mat she had promised lo marry the very polite young son of the rich cottager. I think I sliall be in Canada next season, lotan,7.;ag Willi tne protessor, said Gertrude. 'Never mind, Ada, you will like It better nt Mrs. Kiggs' farm with me. I've given my word to marry her son." declared Sarah The American Queen. Sensitive About Nnmes. Three times the clerk made an In effectual attempt to spell the name. Finally she gave It up and said: "IIo:v do you spell It, please?" ' The customer with the polysyllable name snapped out half the letters of the alphabet "It's funny you couldn't get that," she added angrily. "I knew she'd get mad if I asked her how to spell It," sighed the clerk. "They all do. Xo matter how odd a woman's name, she seems to think that every body ought to spell it right off. Fail tire to do so is construed as a down right Insult. Evidently no woman likes to answer to a name that stumps everybody else, and it is only when the girls behind the counter falls down over it that she realizes how impossi ble it really is. Then she takes her spite out on the poor clerks. Since I have learned that peculiarity of shop pers I generally guess ut the spelling rather than make them angry." New York Tress. . The L,-Hrue(l Tattooer. "A tattooer nowadays has to- know the Greek alphabet to get along," said a Duluth boy who is In his sophomore year at an Eastern college, and who recently returned from the East. "Why the Greek alphabet?' was asked. "Because all the college boys are hav ing the Greek letters of their fraterni ties tattooed on their arms. They say. Tut delta phi upsllou on me,' or, 'I want psi you.' Or, 'Give me iu scarlet, phi delta theta.' "The consequence is. If the tattooer doesn't know his Greek alphabet al pha, bctta, gamina, delta and so on and if he doesn't know how to make each letter, be loses the college boys' trade. They go to a moiv learned tat tooer." Duluth (Minn.) Tribune. A Long Hun, A long suffering traveler on a single track railroad ventured to complain to an attendant of the exasperating un pmicluallty of the service. The employe remonstrated in virtu ous indignation. "I've been on this line now upwards of eight years " he began. "Have you, indeed?" interrupted the other, sympathetically. "At what sta tlon did you get on?" The attendant did uot pursue the subject. Youth's Companion. Long Flight by Night. Nearly all small birds make their loug flights by night, spending the day time quietly feeding and resting, So that if on any day In May the tree tops are full of flitting little warblers, it is no sign that the following day will find them still there. Some kinds, like phoebes, song sparrows, meadow larks and bluebirds, come very early a soon as the snow Is all gone and the south-sloping hillsides begin to feel warm and "smell of spring." St. Nlch j olas. " '' ' Children THE LITTLE BROWN LEAF. A little brown leaf, as it fell to the ground, Sighed, "Now what good can I be? Mv service is over, for summer has fled. There's nothing to do but to cover my head Ilnilpr aimiv Ah. nnnr litt.lp me!" . , i Cut it fell on a flower and kept it from fi-Qst The whole long winter through; Eo that down ou the ground, aa way up on the tree, The little leaf spent its life cheerfully, Doing the best it could do. Lilla Thomas Elder, in 1'outU's Com- paniou. WHY THE HOUSE WHINNIED. Adelaide was tired of shopping. Stores are so large, and there are so few places where a girl can sit down to rest. If mother had been shopping In the toy department, it would have beeu different; but sheets and pillow cases are stupid, though necessary. So mother left Adelaide at father's office, while she went back to the shops and sheets and pillow cases. Father Is an editor, and he si 1b at his desk writing, writing, always writing. When Adelaide was younger, she sup posed he was doing his writing lesson as she did twice a week; but now she knows that he writes down all that happens the world over, so that the printers may know what to print in the columns of the evening paper. When one calls on father, one. must sit very quietly by the window looking at pictures in papers and magazines or cutting them out for paper dolls. One must not interrupt father unless It is absolutely necessary like a cut finger or n pin that hurts and one must never, never fret, not even If It is a quarter of an hour past luncheon time. This morning Adelaide seated herself PICTURE TTo that riseth late must trot all day and shall scarce overtake his busi ness at night. Brooklyn Dally Eagle. FID AN EARLY RISER. with the mucilage bottle and the big desk shears and some lovely tissue paper rescued from the waste-basket, to make a dress for n lady doll cut out of a magazine. As she sat there work ing, she heard a horse Whinny in the street below. Some whinnies mean, Tlease, master, I'm tired of waiting here." Others are "Ilow-dedo's" to passing horse acquaintances. Adelaide wondered what this one meant. She colored the lady doll's eyes blue nnd her cheeks red with father's col ored pencils. Then she heard tho horse talking again. The window wns so high and the sill so broad that she could not see down to the street below. She wished she knew what the horse wanted. All the time Adelaide' was making the lady doll's gown blue with a white yoke that horse whinnied. The dress was Just finished it was lovely! when father laid down his work, got up from bis chair, and asked: "How about luncheon?" The nicest part of visiting father is going out to luncheon with him. One goes to a funny little- restnurant where instead of pictures on the wall are framed signs reading, "Oysters," "Chicken Salad," "Coffee Rolls," and names of other delicious dishes. One sits at a little round table with father, and orders either from these sign-pictures or from the bill of fare, which is Cue print and harder to read. So when father laid down his work, got up from his chair and said, "What about luncheon?" Adelaide quickly laid down her work, slipped out of her chair and replied. "Oh, yes." They went down in the elevator and through the large hall. As they reached the sidewalk, that same horse whinnied again; and this time Adelaide knew what he was talking about, for she could see him. Just out from un der his nose a fruit vender had set up a stand of pears, large and yellow and fragrant. "O father," cried Adelaide, "he has been teasing for a pear for the longest time, and I heard him; but I didn't know what he wanted, because I couldn't see him or the pears, either. You poor horsey, how dreadful to have all that smell and not a single taste!" "What would we better do about It?" asked father, smiling. Adelaide considered. "You know, father," she said, "that while you drink your little cup of coffet that Is Just like my doll's cups, I have a glass of milk and a banana or an orang or a peach." Father remembered. "Now, I think I will baven pear to day, and, if you would Jnstas lief, I will have It now and give it to horsey be cause he wants It bo badly." Father said he was feeling rather rich to-day and perhaps he might af ford to treat both the horse nnd Adel aide to dessert. He bought two pears of the fruit seller they were two for five cents and Adelaide took one of them by the stem and held It up to the horse. He pushed out his Hps as horses do and seized the fruit In them.. While be ate it, he blinked at Adelaide In a contented fashion. After he had eaten the second pear nnd Adelaide and her father were walking on, he whinnied again, but this time the whinny said, "Thank you." "Didn't he enjoy them!" said Adel aide. "I guess, If you really feel rich enough to afford it, I will have a pear myself while you drink your doll's cup of coffee, Instead of a banana or an orange or a pencil." Mary Allien Hop kins, In Congrogatlonalist. A GAME FOR CLEVER CHILDREN. Bob and Jennie had gone. Into tho country to grandpa's farm for a visit, and now it wns the early evening at the close of the .lrst day. It had been a day brimming over with pleasure. The work seemed like piny, nnd there wire so many interest ing nuimnls to get acquainted with. From the lenst wee chicken, first hatched, to the great plow horses, they were all fascinating. But after supper and milking time the children were ready to sit quietly and rest. "I suppose mamma's thlnk Ingnbout us now," ltob said, In a low tone. "Yes," responded Jennie; "I guess she is. I wish " But she did not say what she wished, PUZZLE. which was that she could snuggle down close to lutimma while the twi light deepened and have a good-night kiss before she went to bed, for she guessed that ltob was a little home sick; nnd she, being two years older than he, must bo brave and brlgit for his sake. So she broke her wish short off and said instead, "Let's change words. You choose the words." "1MB to hen," said Rob. There was a moment of silence; then Jennie said: "I've got Itj.plg, pin, pen, hen." She had made a different word each time by changing one letter, and so nt Inst made the word she wanted. It was n game they often played in the twilight nt homo; nnd they had lea rut a good many words by it. "Cat to dog," said Jennie. "Fab! that easy," said Rob, almost at once. "Cat, cot, dot, dog. Let's have harder ones. I guess It would be pretty hard to change oats to anything or calf. They don't look like other words. We could try, though; oats to calf." In a few minutes grandma came. "Here yon are!" she said. "Aren't you getting sleepy?" "I'm not much," said Jennie. "We're playing a game." "It must be a funny game," said grandma. "He's fast asleep." But the next day they got it. Rob had calf, half, halt, hart, cart, cars, cats, oats; and Jennie had calf, call, pall, pale, pate, path, oath, oats. Scot tish American. YOUNG ALFONSO A SCHOLAR. - Speaking of King Alfonso, it is said that his may rightfully be called the best educated head that lolls under the weight of a crown. He knows French, he knows Italian, German and English, and speaks his own language with conimendnblo precision, ne 'never travels without a pocketful of Goethe, Schiller and the unfamiliar Grlllparzer. Horace is his favorite classic, whoso odes, many of them, he has set to pretty Spanish. But this Is not all. King Alfonso is fond of mathematics. He revels In logarithms. It Is a matter of grave concern to him whether1 the line A B equals the-llne C D. History he Is on the most intimate terms with, aud it Is said be can take up a pencil any da and draw, rhlludelphla Record. ftimeh "ashon New York City. The summer has been one of much silk and now indica tions point to even Increased vogue for It and fur all rich materials. Ulna- traled Is a waist that lends Itseir to ?omlilnntioiis with exceptional success and that allows of usln any of the favorite soft silks with touches of vel vet and silk that greatly enhance its ncauly. The model shows a foundation j( peach pink chiffon loulslne with Hnislcoat ami trimming of a very light weight, chiffon velvet, chemisette of lace over chiffon and lace frills, but ?nn be made suggestive for other things ns well ns considered In and for Itself. Color must always depend upon & P3SIGH personal taste and need, and wblU peach shades always are lovely they are not always becoming, whereas the opening season offers many lovely grays, blues, greens and other attract ive shades. Again silk can be substi tuted for the velvet or brocade be used w ith plain silk, crepe or other soft ma terial for the waist, the design suiting everything that Is soft enough to drape with success. The waist is made with a fitted lin ing, that is closed at the centre front, on which the chemisette is arranged. The vest is Joined to the waist and dosed in double breasted style and the shaped collar finishes the neck. Elbow sleeves are much in vogue and very graceful, but are not essential and cuffs extending to the wrists can be added. The basque portion also is op tional. The quantity of material required for the medium size Is four and a half yards twenty-two inches wide, three and three-quarter yards twenty-seven, two and an eighth yards forty-four, one-half yard of lace for chemisette, two yards of lace for frills, one-half yard of velvet for vest or three-quarter yards of all-over lace when long sleeves are used. Colors to Bo Worn. Black seems to be more than ordinar ily popular, from the numerous models Iu black which were shown in the openings. Much favor appears to at tach to golden-brown, and to brownlsh- ,.lt..n ntwl ..ltvn irpoim thp Inst two 111 several tones of their respective colors. ' TtHlTun :ut ttork MnliloimUie. The long vogue of broderie Anglais bus given way In a measure to the more refined Italian cut work, which somewhat resembles the eyelet em broidery, but is much more satisfac tory aesthetically. An KlubomtB Waist. A very elaborate waist bud a founda tion of net on which was sewed num berless luce frills which formed the body of the blouse. Narrow ruffles of Valenciennes literally made this wulst. i;?t hi ill I I ii nt color, and soft tones of mauve; Rouen and Saxe blues; mahogany, car dinal mid poppy of the stronger reds, and Marolte and Gulgnol of the paler rods, were all represented In the now hats; with noisette, nickel and sliver of the neutral colors the same colors, with others, distinguishing also the piece velvets aud other millinery ma terials manufactured for the approach ing autumn and winter. Millinery Trade Review. An IiiiporlHnt Factor. The bamleiiu or caehepelgne plays as Important a part iu forming the chic of the hat as It has during the past sea son. Hluuae or Shirt WuUt. The shirt waist embroidered by hand always possesses a certain distinction and elegance that separates it from every other sort. Here Is n model that Is especially designed for such treat ment, and includes nil the nearest and latest features. The model is made from linen oil which the work is exe cuted in mercerized cotton thread and the effect is in every way satisfactory, but there are older desirable materials and the amount of work Included in the design and the selection of the thread are always matters of choice, while llneu alone Includes a variety of weaves and weights and is adapted to many needs. For the heavier waists butcher and elnmliie are admirable, while for the thinner sort the fine, lighter lawn anil the lustrous Japan ese all are satisfactory, but cooler weather brings other demands, and for autumn wear cashmere, lienrleltii lino French .flannel and the like wl! be preferred by many wearers. BY MAY WAHTON. In stylo the waist Is among the best, the fronts being tucked at the shoul ders while the back Is plain and the sleeves the new ones that are full at the top. There is a regulation box pleat ot the front nnd the sleeves are open at the wrists and Mulshed with straight cuffs. There Is also a fitted lining that can be used or omitted as material renders desirable. The quantity of material required for the medium size is five yards twenty one, three aud three-quarter yards twenty-seven or two and one-eighth yards forty-four Inches wide. Over Bilk anil tlilllnn. A flowered muslin gown was made over silk and chiffon. This gown had a full long skirt with a broad baud of pale blue satin forming the hem. Above the hem were two narrower bands of the satin profusely trimmed with lace ruchlugs put on under aud over the satin In points. lnpl HoUIcas In Fnthlou. Draped bodices are en vogue. The draping Is extremely graceful and in genious in all of the gowus. a jiw jiK SK S I? I SK I SB 1,58 I ?K I m FARM TOPICS. jimmiTrnTrnTrrn SCALE ON HEDGE. It will be well for those who have been thinking seriously of planting hedge fence to recognize that the osage orange is susceptible to Ran Jose scale. One of the best pieces of hedge in this township has been condemned by a State inspector and must be destroyed or given a thorough system of spraying without delay-. George P. Williams, iu The Epltomlst. THE HORN FLY. One of the greatest pests that the dairyman has to contend with at this season Is the little black or "horrf fly," which accompany the herds in swarms, worrying the cows and causing them to materially fall in their flow- of milk. Now Is the time when they need a little extra feed night and moriilng to keep up the flow of milk and keep them In ihelr usual condition. If you are not already feeding in the stable, commence nt once, and also buy or prepare some wnsh to keep the little Insects nway, both for the com fort of the cow and the support of the pcoketbook. E. M-. Tike, iu Massachu setts Ploughman. LIVE STOCK NOTES. Before lambing time tag Jocks should be removed from the ewe's udder so that the little fellows will have no trouble in finding what they want. Bear in mind that it takes grit, pa tience and a considerable amount of gumption to develop a well-trained horse from a nervous, high-strung colt. Keep the steers comfortable If they, are to make rapid gains when on feed. It pays to keep on friendly terms with stock being fattened for market. Rye Is an Ideal hog feed. Especially Is this true when hogs are growing. Best results are obtained by grinding and then feeding in the form of slop. Soaking the grain Is a good way to feed this grain. One of our experiment stations has found that on good alfalfa more than 2tMM) pounds of pork can be produced each season from nn acre-, and at least ofic-half of this should be credited to the pasture. , The draft horse has been in demand In our market fifr many years and will continue to bring good prices when other breeds are down in price. The amateur horseman will do well to bear this point in mind- in starting in the business of horse breeding. A FINE TOULOUSE GOOSE. This breed of geese Is rapidly gaining In popularity, and seems destined to occupy front ranks with breeders who are looking for the profitable side of the business. They are very large aud are consid ered ideal market fowls. They are extremely hardy, and a young one seldom dies from any dis ease. Goose farming has proven very profitable In many of the New England States, and the business is growing each year. LOOK OUT FOR FARM AGENTS. The man who has a farm to sell seems particularly subject to the schemes of semi-swindlers determined to take every advantage short of actual law breaking. The idea is that, the man who sells the farm Is a customer but once In any event, hence get all you can out of him the first time. One of these enterprising gentlemen Induces his customers to sign a con tract about as follows: "Please try to find a purchaser for my farm by ad vertising the same for so many mouths, Upon fulfillment of your part of the agreement, I agree to pay you a com mission of fifty cents per acre, and allow you whatever sum In addition thereto the purchaser may agree to pay." The catch In the agreement Is that the commission Is promised for the attempt to sell the farm whether It Is sold or not. The agent uses more or less space In advertising in cheap local papers, and scuds In a big bill to the farmer. Certain New England agents have been known to operate schemes of this kind, presenting acontract which it seems no farmer In his senses would agree to sign. The farmer should see that the agreement contains the cttuse, "No payment to be made unless the farm Is sold through the agent's ef forts." There are pliJnry of, reputable agents who will ..take farms on. this condition. Other wis, the farmer is likely to find that heavy bills will be presented for which no fair service has been offered. The agent cttargef a large commission and should be will ing to take the risk with the regard to 'advertising and other expenses which he may Incur trying to sell the prop erty. Massachusetts Ploughman. Surf