OLD SWISS LAWS. Qtiec Stnlntea That Governed Wed dlnira and Wearlngr Appnrcl. "Switzerland had 11 law that no wed ding party should bavo more than twenty guests ton mou friends of the bridegroom and ten women friends of the bride. No wedding procession was permitted to have more thnu two sing ers, two fiddlers and two trumpeters. Married women were forbidden to we:ir silk or decorated hoods, though maidens might. No woman, whethet married or unmarried, was allowed to wear any droits In which the opening for the neck was so largt thnt It did not lie at least two Inchei wide upon the shoulders, and the got-n must not be buttoned or laced up li front or nt tho side. To restrain the fashion of long pointed sho"S It was nncted thnt no perion of either sex si mid wear ;i shoe with n point exl;'i'r' tiir.r ; foot euougli to allow nnytl lug to be In serted in it, nor was an; woman or girl permitted to wear lucid shoes. No man or boy should wear n cont thnt did not reach to the knee Garments were forbidden to he sins icd so us to show different colors or M ids of mate rial, and trousers were re (Hired to be made without stripes and both legs of tho same color. In 1170 one Swiss can ton In council assembled enacted that hereafter no one shall make points of ' dimes or boots longer than one Joint of the fi- -or, and df any shoemaker shall make them longer he shall be fined f 1, as also the person wearing them. Lon don Express. VICE PRESIDENT KING. He TocU the Onth of Of ice Abroad, hot Did IVot I.tve to Serve. William Rnfiis King, bom April 0, 1738, died April 18, 1853, was a vice president of the t'nited States who never served In thnt enpa Ity and one who took the oath of cftlo on foreign soil, something which can be said of no other executive ofllcer who has ever been elected by the people of this coun try. King was an invalid, but his friends urged him to take second place on the ticket with Pierce in 1852. Both wero elected, but Mr. King's health failed so rapidly that he was forced to go to Culm somo two months before Inauguration day. Not having returned t: the tutted States by March t, congress passed i special act authorising the United S ntes consul at Mata v.as, Cuba, to svenr him In as vice president at abo it tho hour when Tierce was taking tho oath of oflico nt Washington. This arrangement was carried out to a dot, and ou tho day appointed, at n plantation on one of the highest hills in the vicinity of Matanzas, Mr. King was made vice president of the United States amid the colemn "Vaya vol con Dlos" (God will be with you) of the Creoles who had assembled to witness the unique spectacle. Vice President King returned to his home at Cahaw ba, Ala., arriving at that place April 17, 1853, and died the following day. A QUAINT OLD CITY. Brace, the Chief Industry of Which la Lace Making. Bruges lace has been made In the convents of Bruges by old women whose hands have grown stiff clicking the bobbins back and forth, who learn ed when they were children from other old women, who in turn hi d learned it from other old women, ant so on back for hundreds of years. Ln e making is the chief industry of this city of Bel gium, the capital of the province of West Flanders, but that it has not made for tho prosperity f the place is attested by the fact tha : In a popu lation of something like K,000 there are 15,000 paupers. It is n very quaint old city, the corporation of weavers of Bruges having been coleb -ftted in the time of Charlemagne. It reached the height of Us prosperity In he fifteenth century, when it was one of the great commercial emporiums of the world and was famed far and wide for its tapestries. The great prosperity, how eve?,' led to such extravagant habits in dress and social me.thnt. Charles V. was obliged to nass stolnTent sumntu- ary laws. Complications rootween sub sequent rulers and the people led to the removal of all trade Jto Antwerp and the ruin of Bruges tm a coinnier clal center, but the name and fame of its lace have been Imperishable. New York Herald. A Whale Jawbone!, The jawbones of a whale are some times twenty feet In length, and the mouth, when wide open, Is 12 by 18 feet. The throat, however, is so small as scarcely to admit h hen's egg. Tha whale gets his living by straining the nnlmalculne and small fish out of the water he takes into his capacious mouth. It must be slow work, but then he has plenty of time and nothing else to do, so he attends to his eating bo rcgulnrly that he often accumulates a ton of oil In his bulky system. Early Rlalna; Royalty. According to the following entry in l'epys' diary of March 7, 1309, royalty rose somewhat earlier in the day than is the custom now for the purposes of witnessing sport. l'epys says,."I hear that the king (Charles II.) and tho Duke of York set out for Newmarket by 3 in the morning to see some foot and horse races." t Free Traaalatlon, Mrs. Reeder I wonder what this pa tier means bv this: "Mr. Kadley's meth od of entertaining his guests was quite original and unconventionarr jar. Reeder It means B Imply that be is boorish, but has plenty of money. Philadelphia Ledger. Those who have no good qualities can neither appreciate nor comprehend them in othera. Rochefoucauld. DECIDED AT POKER, La Moure' Fl Vt Curd Draw Won tha Hume of the Connty. When the extreme western border of Dakota was colonized there wns a live ly squabble about what the new coun ty Bhould be called. There were four commissioners whose duty It was to decide on the name, and at the board meetings the vote for the name of the county was always two and two, and public feeling began to run high. John Winn suggested that the four commis sioners should take 500 white chips piece and play a game of poker to decide, the chips to represent $5 each. This was agreed to, and the game com menced with tho entire population on hand. For two hours little gain was made, and then a Jack pot came around, for which seventy-three hands were dealt before it was opened. Fi lially Commissioner Edwuvds opened It for $100. He held three l ings, Judd I.a Moure held a zltiza;;, end the oth ers dropped out. Edwards drew ono card. La Moure dealt himself llvo cards, and the betting commenced. Men with revolvers kept the crowd from the table. After hi v.'i-nl raises there was ?5,000 in the pool private money, besides the chips. Then tho hand was called. Edwards held three kings, and I.a Moure had drawn a full, three fives and a pair of fours. Ho rose to his feet and cried, "Gentlemen, this Is McKenzle county," and so it was and is called. The game lasted eighteen hours, and La Monro and Winn were carried shoulder high around the town, which saw no sleep that night. The cards held by La Moure are to be found among the ar chives of tho count', labeled "La Moure's Five Card Draw." NAMING A VESSEL. Why rrealdent Arthur Would Not Call It the Concord. While General Arthur was president and during one of the summers of his administration ho was on board tho Dispatch at Newport, and Secretary of the Navy Chandler wns pestering him to consent to naming the new dis patch bout, afterward the Dolphin, tho Concord, after the first battle of tuo Revolution. General Arthur was dis posed to quiz Chandler about his pro posed name. ITe preferred tho name Dolphin as being more sttggivtivc of speed at sea. When Chai dler argued the Importance of keeping In mind the heroic resistance of the colonial mili tia and tho brilliant oppos'tlon offered to I'itcairu's men General Arthur usk ed him: "What is It that you propose to call this ship?" "The Concord," answered Chandler, giving the approved New Hampshire pronunciation. "There," retorted Arthur, Inviting the attention of Captain Reeder. "Do you hear that? Conquered. Do you think that a good name to give a ship-of-war? Then, suppose you, change the pronunciation and call It Concord, Just as spelled. Does It not strike you, Chandler, that there is a degree of Concord in the presence of n vessel of war?" The new ship was called the Dol phin, but the Concord appeared after General Arthur had ceased to have in fluence in naming the ships of the navy. Sex In Anta. The different species of ants are pretty generally distributed over the globe, and on this account the natural ists infer that there is wo.-k for them to do In the great economy of the uni verse. In each colony ma'ei, females, neuters and sometimes soldiers are to be recognized. The males are Invaria bly smaller than the females and, like those of the feminine gender, have wings in their original slate. The neuters, which are the workers, are without wings in any of their trans formations, and the soldiers are recog nized by the armor plates on their heads. Love of Work. The love of work, which was one of the characteristics of the historian Froudo, is well illustrated In a story told of his last illness. The cancerous affection of which he afterward died was slowly destroying his healthy and vigorous frame. At one time he seemed to be much better, andVuen the physi cian came to see him he noted the im provement and told his patient of it. Froude asked whether it was likely that he would be able to go back to his work again. On hearing that this was Impossible he said, "If that is the case, I do not wish to live." Animal and Colora. The theory has been advanced that the conspicuous colors developed in various species of snakes, insects and animals are nature's method of adver tising the fact that such are poisonous, either in the bite or sting which they Inflict, or that the flesh Is unpalatable If used for food. The believers In this theory cite the wonderful display of colors In the eclaza wasp, the coral snake, the horrid iuin fish and the Gila monster. A Compromlae. "Haven't nenpeck and his wife set tled their differences about their visit ing cards?" "Oh, yes; they've compromised on 'Mr. and Mrs. Marie Henpeck.' "Phil adelphia Press. Sylloflatlc. Teacher (of class of zoology) What is the proof that a sponge is a living animal? Young Man With the Bad Eye A man Is a living animal. Many men are sponges. Therefore a sponge is a living animal. Chicago Tribune. Ago does not make us childish, as ome say; It finds us true children. Goethe. . RULES FOR CYCLISTS. Quaint Iteg-alatlona That Are En. farced In Forelajn Landa In soAie foreign .countries and cities there atto rules and regulations for wo- cllsts which are decidedly According to the American way of thinking. Russian women are not allowed to own cyd les except by royal permission, and it 1 sparingly given. In fact, un til com mrntlvcly lately,- there have been In t few Russlnn wheelwomen, and the majority of these belonged to the roya 1 family. In Fni nee women cyclists are plenti ful, but a curious ltuv exists which prevents a married woman Joining a touring dub unless she can present a signed i eclnratlon from her husband that ho lb willing that she rlioiiM do so. In Germany women cyclists aro obliged to pass an examination before the city Jmlice showing thnt they bavo perfect (iontrol of their bicycles before tliey can obtain permission to ride In the streets, and they must carry with them their license on their cycles. In Victim no wheehvoman Is allow ed to take her hands from tho handle bars while riding In the streets, and In Florence the fair cyclist is compelled to carry 'two hells on her machine to warn pedestrians of her vicinity. These wvn are nil for the special benefit of women and do not apply to men, wlo doubtless aro considered more capnblo of controlling tho va garies of the giddy wheel. New York Amerlcnn. AN OLD WELSH HOME. Dcaprlptlon of an Interior, With It Nn mled Shite Flngca. Robert Fowler hi his book, "Beauti ful Wales," mnkes this pretty descrip tion of an old Welsh home: "Tho floor was of sanded slate lings and on them a long, many legged table, an ouk set tle, a table piano and some Chippen dale chairs. There were olso two tall clocks, and they were the most human clocks I ever met, for they ticked with effort and uneasiness. They found tho bouts troublesome and did not twitter mechanically over them, and nt mid night the twelve strokes always nearly ruined them, so great was the effort. "On the wall were it largo portrait of Spurgeon, several sets of verses, printed and framed, in memory of dead members of the fairlly, an alle gorical tree watered by ti e devil and photographs of a bard. There were about fifty well used hoo'n near the lire and two or throe men smoking and one man reading some serious book aloud by the only lamp, and a girl was carrying out the week's baking of large loaves, flat fruit tarts of black berry, apple and whlnberry, plain gold en cakes, large, soft currant biscuits and curled oat cakes. "And, outside, the noises of a west wind ami a flooded stream, tho whim per of an otter and the long, slow laugh of an owl, and always silent, but never forgotten, the restless, tower ing outline of a mountain." PARCHMENT. It Wna Invented by the Greek When FnpyrtiK Waa Scarce. There Is nd evidence thnt papyrus was grown for commercial purposes outside of Egypt during the whole Roman period, and the industry of Its growth and manufacture must have been a large and profitable one. In the time of Tiberius a sedition was nearly caused by a scarcity of paper, and a rebellious paper maker. In the days of Aurelian, boasted that he could equip an army from the profits of his business and did It too. Parchment was Invented by the Greeks when papyrus was scarce, and the middle ages reinvented It. There Is evidence tlwt linen ragi were used lu paper making as early us tho eighth and ninth centuries. In paper of that period the fiber was chiefly linen, with traces of cotton, hemp and other fibers. The known specimens are of oriental origin and appear to have been clayed, like modern papers, 'the material used being a starch paste manufactured from wheat. The oldest manuscript written on cotton paper In England Is In the Brit ish museum and dates from 1019 A. D and the oldest on the same material In the Paris National library Is dated 1050. In 1085 the Christian successors of the Spanisli Saracens made paper of rags instead of raw cotton, which had been formerly employed. A I, Idle Mixed. After a meeting of the parish coun cil lu a New England town tho chair man rose to sum up. "You keep us here," he said, "till 10 o'clock at night, and then you cast the towu drains in our teeth. You keep us here plowing the sands, and then when all decent people are asleep you go into the public drains, causing unnec essary friction. It won't do It's too barefaced to hold water." narper's Weekly. A Sharp Beat. Tommy's Top (explaining the mys teries of country life) Yes. a hen will sit on an egg and hatch It. Tommy Gracious! I should think it would hurt to sit on a hatchet Philadelphia Record. Improving Time. "Darling. It seems to me that you ;-e more beautiful every time I see you." "You must come and see me often cr, Jaek."-Brooklyn Life. Are Yon nena-aryt "Are you Hungary?" "Yes, Slam." "Well, come along, I'll FIJl."-Na-tlonal Geographic Magazine. A tree with a lofty head bas less shade at 1U foot HINTS FOR FARMERS Feedtaa; of Injured lloraea. Feeding plays a more prominent part in the healing of wounds In farm ani mals thnn Is commonly supposed, says American Cultivator. This applies in particular In the case of horses. It is a well established fact that liberal feeding with grain Is very Injudicious when animals are suffering from se vere wounds. Such feeding Is found to Inflame the system nud to retard rather than hasten tho healing of any Injuries from which the animals may be suffering. For this reason veteri narians always recommend the use of coollug, laxative foods, such as bran mnshej and green stuff, lu all cases where animals are laid up with deep seated Injuries, as broken knees or deep cut wounds. Tho Crib Dltlne Hnrac. Wind sucking, often accompanied by crib biting. Is quite a serious vice, nud there Is uo absolute cure except pre vention. There have been many de vices triad to break up t! e habit nud with very varying sum as. Among them are tho following: Smear the front of the manger with aloes or other bitters; cover all exposed woodwork within reach of the culprit's mouth with sheet Iron; place a small revolv ing roller above the front of the man ger so thut the teeth may at once slide off; apply a muzzle of stiff wire cloth so that the horse cannot seize any ob ject between his teeth. By persistent effort the habit mny be broken, but it is doubtful. Atlanta Constitution. Summer I'runlufr. Summer pinching Is of lit tie practical use In the largo commercial orchard. It Is, however, much used with the brambles raspberries and blackber ries to prevent the canes becoming too long to be self supporting i nd to cause a growth of lateral brunches. This is done when the cane Is two or three feet tall. It will still lengthen a foot or more during the season. Tho chief objection to the practice Is that It cuuses moro suckers to spring up lu red raspberry and blackberry planta tions, which is such a decided disad vantage that most growers of theso fruits now postpoue pinning until spring. Farm nnd Live SI ck Journal. Straw Is Yalnnl c. Our fathers dumped trj straw al most anywhere. If they even thought of tile conservation of fortes, certainly straw did not figure as a i actor there in, says a correspondent of American Cultivator. It was Just as valuable then as now for feeding purposes, and yet seldom was It Judiciously combined with the winter's hay for forage. To day we are as careful of lis preserva tion as we are of hay even though we may have no opportunity to ship It to the paper mills. It Is safe to sny that oat or rye straw when properly cut and cured Is equal to one-third or one-hnlf the same quantity of hay. Proper Care of Poultry. To succeed with poultry absolute ne cessities are dry floors In the poultry house, a dry Interior to the buildings, reasonably good accommodations and cleanliness of the entire poultry build ing, including nests, roosts, dropping board and floors. This does not mean that the poultry house must be daily cleaned throughout It refers to keep ing the premises tenantable for the poultry nnd clean enough for the at tendants to go about and do their work without being nauseated or un comfortable from the presence of foul air aud dirty surroundings. Farmers Advocate. Remorlna; Stone. Many fields have large stones in them, which are In tho way of farm implements, says a correspondent ot American Agriculturist. A good way to remove them Is to put a charge of dynamite under thorn, break the stone into small pieces and haul out with wagons. I have also tried digging a trench about them and attaching a heavy logging chain to which is hitched a strong team of horses. l!y rolling in this way very largo stones may be re moved, which would otherwise be diffi cult to remove without great labor. Feeding the Coir In Summer. The milk flow cannot be kept up un less the cow has a siilllcleut ration, says L. W. Llghty In National Stock man. The man who has a good lot of silage kept over for August Is on easy street, likowlso the man who has a succession of soiling crops coming on to piece out the failing pasture, but where neither silage nor soiling crop Is available It Is profitable to stable the cows part of the lime and feed them a ration of grain nnd a mil!. dent quan tity of clover hay to entirely satisfy their appetite. Barley Hay. When ready to cut barley can bo Mown and soon after shoull be put In cocks, where It can remain for several days to cure. This will n so make It much better to handle whet putting in the barn. Barley Is a g' od crop to raise, being one of the best to seed to grass with, making an excellent feed for fattening pigs and other kinds of stock. American Cultivator. Selecting Seed Potntnea. Varieties of potatoes may be pre vented from running out and even im proved by selection. To select pota tatoes dig by hand picking, which will separate and select the seed from the best hills. In a few years by this process the yield of merchantable po tatoes con be vastly Improved. Root For Stock. I believe in plenty of roots, such a beets and carrots, to feed to stock In connection with the hay, writes a Maine farmer in Amerlcan'Cultivator. ?LE. Amid the admiring applaudlts et early 20,000, the seventeenth season of tha Pittsburg Exposition was taunchtd on Wednesday evening upon an eight reeks cruise which augurs more ot a voyage of pleasure and ln rtructtveneM than ever before. Tha opening night, visitors thronged tuusic hall, the main building, machin ery hall and tha promenades sur rounding the Immense Point acerage, opsn mouthed wonderment expressive at every turn, so pleasurable have the $200,000 extra expenditures this year added to the always attractive chow at the junction of the three riv ers. JJumrosch and his New York (Sym phony orchestra entered spirit and heart Into the opening, and long before the first selection, an overture from Ricnzl, was given, muuh hall was j'uckod almost to suffffocatlon' to hear tho popular orchestra le.iuer. Even In the two concerts the ver popular bandmaster won hundreds of new friends, and during the poet-artist's stay of ten days in Plttsb.ir? a varied selection of musical off.;rliii;s have been arranged for the series of con certs, afternoon and evening. Choice novelties are to bo heard at every concert and the enthralling encores of rhythmical strength aro always evl de"e of Mr. Damrosch's popularity. While the hundreds wero showing appreciation of Damrosch and his or chestra, equally as many wore taking In the Interesting views in the other suctions of the lmmenso bulldingsl "Fighting 'the Flames," the spectacu lar, thrilling and wonderous exhibition depicting a corp of twenty firemen res cuing, fighting and performing heroic deeds in machinery hall, attracted and enthralled hundreds. To picture the work of the firemen In the fire show would require columns. Half of the machinery hall Is taken up with tho exhibition. A half square of tall build ings was erected especially for the show, all sheet iron covered, picturing a portion of a busy street scene in Mew York. Then comes the cry of fire as the 100 or more pedestrians are traversing the streets In front of the Immense hotel, near whore the fire originates. Fire engines, drawn by prancing horses, hook and ladders, hoso reels are seen In a dr.sh of real ism emerging from the lire engine house on the stage. Men, women and children can be seen at the hotel win dow appealing tn the firemen to res cue thena. Then the fiiemen, with Pompier ladders, are on' the scene. The work of rescue begins.' Up, up the walls of brick the firemen scale. The inmates aire rescued. The fire is out. The laddlos return to their quarters. Never has such a spectacular pro duction been given before the Pitts burg public which so app;aled to the hundreds who saw It ou the opening night. It is safe to say that but brief mention will be necessary for the spectacle from now on. It is one which wlil advertise Itself. There was an air of happy Joyful ness about the first night crowd which seemed to pervade everywhere. From the entrance at the main foyer where the Canadian exhibit has been placed until the passing of the big Fer ris wheel in the amusement area, some thing interesting appeared at every moment. The Canadian exhibit Is a novelty in Itself, and the crowds blocked the foyer. On every hand are seen grain and soil products of every description, fresh from the Canadian country. Fruit3 are on view In the booths, while the pictures pf Cana dian rural life add to tho attractive ness of the general exhibit. Crowds centered about ttietiew feat ures of the seventeenth season's Ex position. Perhaps the Chamber of Commerce display In the main build ing attracted the greatest numbers. There tho body of Pit tain rg business men arranged a display of instructive data which seemed to please the out-of-town guests Immensely. The relief maps of Greater Pittsburg and the proposed canal to Erie were centers of Interesting groups from the start to the finish. The Gallery of Nota bles of Pittsburg's 200 most prominent business men also drew large crowds, while the fish and game exhibit was most popular. The section of handi craft designed by the pupils of the Allegheny vacation school, by the boys and girls from Morganza and newsboys of Pittsburg formed three Interesting exhibits which were more than appreciated by the out-of-town visitors. The theatorlum with its vitagraph, has lost none of Its popularity, and during the first evening was well patronized. In the amusement area, the merry-go-round, roller coaster and Perris Wbes'., the wheel being the largest ever built In Pittsburg, were all gathering places for large and en thusiastic crowds. The "In and Around New York" show proved more than a drawing card for the merry throngs, and as the passengers board ed the stationary car and took Imag inary trips through the highways and byways of Gotham, the trai pictures giving the idea of a flying trip over the busy streets, many were the ex clamations of delight. Preparations have been made by the various railroads to carry thousands of sightseers to the Expoilton during the eight weeks until October 21, the closing day. Special rates have been granted of one single fare for the found trip, plus 15 cents admission to che Exposition. These excursions win be he'.d three times a week, on Wednesday, Thursdays and Satur days. The big excursion days will be oa Thursdays, beginning September 7. Half fare for children over Ave years and under twelve will be charged. After Damroioh'i engagement, which ends Saturday night. September I, Souaa will be at the Expo for a week. Illaniarck'a Laat Writ a. Mme. Carretlc, once the companion of tho Empress Eugenie, tells In her memoirs this story of Prince Bismarck: "It was at a great boll in tho Tulle rles lu ISC" during the International ex hibition. Count Bismarck stood In a corner watching the dancers. In the cotillon the thought come to me that I might offer him a bouquet of roses and thus compel him to dance with me. Herr von Bismarck was at that time the subject of universal Intercut. He accepted my bouquet and without hesi tation. Itespnudlng to the Invitation that went with It, he danced a waltz .villi me lu a manner quite beyond criticism. This Incident, which seemed to harmonize so little with Count Bis marck's seriousness nnd the Important part which he wns already playing in state affairs, nmused Immensely tho kings and princes who were present. As be escorted mo to my sent after the waltz he took a rosebud from the but tonhole of tils coat and gave It to me with the remark: " 'Mnrtnnw, plense keep this bud as a memento o the last waltz that I shall ever duiico I shall never forget It.' " Children Quick and Slow. "Children of splendid intellectual en dowments are sometimes thought to be stupid," says an observing teacher. "Tho sharp child who lenrns n lesson In the shortest possible time, who Is first with Ills answers In the mentnl arithmetic class, who can produce dates and geographical names on de mand. Is the one tho teacher loves, and most commonly he Is the one who In nfter life goes on the safe road to com petence, but be Is not one of those whose thoughts will be treasured by the world long lifter he has quitted It. And (;v.'te often the so called stupid child Is one of the dreamers In whom nro the powers of the artist, poet or philosopher ftruggllng for expression." lie Knew HIn linn. During the battle of Waterloo there was a frightful panic In Brussels. It was rep irted that the nllles were beat en, and people were flying In all di rection!. The Duke of Wellington's cool; went on quietly with his duties, lie wits begged to save himself, but re plied. "I have served my master while lie fought n hundred battles, and be never yet failed to come to his dinner." Cnuae and EfTeet. Mr. Crabtree Old Meas'ey Curmud geon died yesterday and h:s wife pass ed away two hours later. It makes no mention of her nllmeut. Mm. Crabtree (who knew him) She was probably "tickled to death." Town nnd Coun ty. Mirth. Harmless mirth Is the best cordial against the consumption of the spirit. Where f. ire Jesting Is uot unlnwful, If It fro; asseth not In quantity, quality or si':: on. Fuller. Je jusy Is the grentest of misfor tune and the least pitied by those wlv -ause It Le Rochefoucauld. A 1'Heful Parag-raph. Singleton (reading) It Is said that the last word in an argument Is often the most dangerous. Wedderly Would you mind letting me have that paper? .-!ct in What do you want It for? : '..Irrly I want to show thnt para graph to ray wife. The Rrll of Inheritance. It Is not so bad when a lieh man cuts off his heirs for spite. Inheritance bas worked enormous mischief ever since there were fortunes to leave. In most cases It is a misfortune to oe an heir. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. A FOOLISH PLAN Tt a Joy to ent I welcome my dinner hour; Because I rout ladigestiou with August Flower I tConstipation is the result of indigestion, biliousness, flatulency, loss of appetite, self-poisoniiif, anemia, emaciation, uric acid, neuralgia in various parts of the system, catarrhal inflammation of the in testinal canal and numerous other ail ments that rob life of its plearures if they do not finally rob you of life itself. J"I'm bound in the bowels," is a com mon expression of people w!io look mis erable and are miserable yet who persist in " letting nature take its corrse." CfWh'at a foolish plan, when nature could be aided by the use of Green's August Flower, which is nature's own remedy for constipation and ail stomach ills. tfAugust Flower gives new life to the liver and insures healthy stools. a JTwo sizes, 25c and 75c. All druggists. For salo by Boyle-Wood ward Drug Co. Why Suffer ? Haines City, Fla. Philips Drug Co., Warren, Pa. Dear 81rs: Decemher 21, l(H, was taken with what phynlelanti pronounced MUSCULAR RHEUMATISM. I had It had. I took, a I thought, every known remedy ; pnid out enough monev, imviiow. I wan entirely helpleiH for nearly 1 months; Hmlt that time sa your ail in The National Tt thum; aent for a 1hit:1c; then gent for another; then another, and now I am outof the medicine l)UMiner.ti entirely. I (E-vH Crocker's Itheumalic Kemeoy the credit of curing me. I can heartily recummend iu Very truly, I. F. TOWER. For sale by Stoke & Felcbt Drug Co. li iia ! i WANTED I GIRLS TO LEARN WARPING, WINDING f I AND QUILLING. AP- PLY TO ENTERPRISE SILK COMPANY. i $ PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD I1UPKAM1 A A LLI'XJHKNY VALLEY DIVISION. Low Grade Division. I n EHecl Mi, 28, 1'J()5. Eastern StaniUnl Hue. TAT1(),. I'lttshill-, ttuu Hank LaWHoiiliam .xiw Ueihlchum Oak KIiIkb Muyoort burijinervtlie . . Ilrookville Iowa tuner UeyiiuldHvllle'.'. Pancua.-1 Falls Creek I'uKoIh Sufoula I Wliiierhuru ... Heiiiilluld Tyler llcnnezotte Grant ' OH ft wood..."" NHU I M. 5 IS 7 irt . or 1 i" i.t 1- 11 tt m: u 22 V- tl tu :t; 9 50 u 58 10 Mi 10 15 Train 0.,1 Sunday) len vw I'll lstiurm.iJi,a. in.. 12.5'J.tallH croek .u, ttrrlvo Duliol 2.20 p.m. WK8TWAKD STATIOKH On tt wood . . Oram lnri;zotte. I'yler Fennlleld. .. Vinterburu ahuia llull.iU.. No 109 No.113 No.iOliNo IS a. m: a. m a. m. i. 11 .... i 11 w li 11 mi 1 mi .... 0 -i". II Of) 4 Hi . .... 11 II Is 4 In 5 2U 10 31 II 44 4 611 5 2l! 111 27 4 Sri 5 !fc 1U ;4 It rl 5 HI 5 4'.i lu .W 12 Hi 5 21 05 II 111 12 U 5 ttl 111 til 2U 5 5l til U Ml -M to m 8 to II 42 12 S2 S 15 6 4i; Ml 4'J til 22 ii r:i nr.; 1 ir, (j 7 On ii 03 1 2.) 6 40 I I- i J7 7 1? 7 ii 1 50 7 ;w 7 :m 1 55 7 Ii5 7 3" 2 m 7 4;, 01 2 2!l 8 111 1:1 2 a in in f S 40 .... I 8 05 i a 45 A.M. P. M. p. M.r. M No, lit No. 110 H. . P.M. .... 5 50 .... 10 111 .... (123 .... 0 54 ... 7 04 ... 7 10 ... 7 S) $5 00 7 35 5 10 7 42 t5 14 t7 4T 5 27 7 58 5 4.1 18 lr t5 5U tS 18 OJ 8 30 6 15 8 47 6 32 II OB 8 V 13 li 45 I II 30 7 It .... 7 25 .... 510 00 .... P. M. P, M. A. M.Ia. m.ia k. i 5 SO jll 101 0 l'J,-!l 11 45 12 12 12 20 12 25 12 il'J 12 55 1 15 "I e 05 e ii l; 0 t; ? 54 7 u.i 7 ?j' 7 r. 7 t:, 7 51 21 li : Ml 15 t. H. Kill-1." re k PHfK.'Oast .".'yncjldiiviiie.. I udur Iowa ilrookville.....'. juuinierviile.... .Vayport 'Jaihitlzti New Hetiik-l,..Bi LH-ontiam Hed Hank Pltut.urg 0 16 20 1 2 6 Xi H 4H OU tk 12 1 y; t2 10 H 24 2 an 2 i- :a u-i t 47 1"02 a 2i ii r. a, i 5 30 m.;p. di. 1 ra 0 rfiMinCay.iIcavnji Dubois 4.00 n. m. Verf'pV ?- n'"'1 "-I1 --. Brook villi 4 50 Ked Hank (.., arrn-s Hi t,him; o.ao p.m. 0uula,,l, tv,!n le:n,.. Driftwood at f.J.'a.m.. arrive, Huh. ,1 h.i.i a. ,. lieturn ..L'ffi'i'f. ,.'a"'i"' "'- '' vi" Drift- tioHs ',,!' ' luter"'t'lli"to atu- I..!'!! rmtrL-t.,' t n... :..n... e ..n sumi.-.v,; . .r.r....'. - 'iy. except l!.i station, whe; e f..ffiiaU raiiht io iliiinn. Philadelphia & Erie Railroad DivMon In effect May iiu, JU05. Trains louve Driftwood an follows: EASTWARD ' Wia-em7j,raii. "-''"''. 'or Sunbnry like uaiTe.lliuletoii, 'olUvllle.Serauion ainuiK and the' Im.rmeu ate ?A"rV:"5 111 I'uilKlelpiwi U:-3 p.m., "V'rk' m-i Balilioro.B.-uO I. m V a.h iion, 7; 15 p. m l-ulln,.,,,!' ,7 1, f . r . I'TS";"', 'o hiladeli.hia and , "j:'?,1 '"'"'''oisi Kaiia to i'lilladeiiihla in'ton "mSUr" "' ""'""'"re i -12:50 p. m.-Ti nln s, daily tor .iiibury, liar- arm i if al rliiladWphla 7:32 n. m New ork 10:23 p. m.. Baltimore 7:30 p m vi " in on -.:.(.,. ,. Ve.-til,led par ' br cTts i 00 p. m.-t rain , j!y, for nttr. r:shuri! and intermediate stations ar 7 i m'-' 1" i1?"""'"! ,:-a -S NeSftoX. J a m ' " a -",H- Washington J. a. m. rullinan leep ln cars from larnsburu to Philadelphia and New York, rmim dull in iiiiwuiiiii., .... , "v i i f-y a mu remain in 1 1:1 A n i Ti-.lt, i ... J" bur, .. m";;.ri?i.' w: t'h'nadelphla, 7:17 a. M. ; New York y33 A on week days uml ,',,; 1' day; : Hal in.ore, ,:.)A. a.; Val.inKL.u, h:j0 ,',.1 vvi i si''Pers from fcrie, win . u'll"'l' to Philadelphia, and 1, .' ""SV"" l'' w"inim.n. Passenger co ,he from Krle i Philadelphia, ard Wllliamspori to llahinioro. l.:la. m.-lrain ii, dally from points south or Hiims-Hiri!. aim-lii Haltimoro 7:25a m Zr "" : "' "n,- " tl"-Kh I'ullman tars and pasM-iiKerooarhes to Washington. WESTWARD ':K,ttporTumTr'l'U 7' d""y ttu"a, :41 a. m. -Train , dally for Erie, Rldii wav. and week days for DuHois, Clermont anJ prim-lpi iniermed,atesitibns. mediate points, 1:45 p. m.-Tniin 15, dally tor HuiTalo via siailons111''' "r 1U"' l"LOimcilate 5:45 p. m.--Tralii ill, dally for Emporium nd lnternndlaleslatloiis. Johnsoniiuku Railroad. p. m. 3 x . 3 29 3 25 . 3 20 3 12 , 3 07 . ; .'in , 2 40 , 2 20 . WKKKllAVS. ar I'll ruiont Iv Woodvale Hl!nw.x,d Smii li s Hun Inuiarner Straight Glen II. el Johnson!iurf lv UlilKw.-i.yar a. in. . 10 41) .. ill 45 . . 10 4! . 10 52 . 10 All .. II 04 .. II 15 .. 11 33 .. 11 50 Ridgway & Clear i'ield Railroad and Conn, cti'ons. WEKK1IAY. p.m. p.m. a.m. a ni n m n n, ) Si! I.49 S sno7s'r;l9 JKiSiS ""S 7 l5l 2 m Br"'kw,yVl 7 32 12 311 11 22 Ir.l 5 . McMInn Suit 7 41 a m 7 30 1 1.1 8 25 Harvevs Run 7 45 " in 7 25 1 10 8 20 h-luill ( ",. o i in 7 10 I2,V, 8 08 IvH.mo-y A oi T OS it M fi :at i ir. n .... 1-.. : . ? . r . . . - 1 1? fi J J:?.? . : I to : 4 in ik i , m z'1, 3 in Iw i V"" i,Hnk 10 "a 3-0 1 . 9 00 lv I'lli .oni : ar 12 u; fi m Pm. a m a.m. p.ni. consult tieket a;..",,:. u,"wo,m' "'Hrln", '" W' r.;ATJERBrKV. J- WOOD, (.en I Manager. p,., Traill., lit,... GEU. W. UOVFD, Gen'l Passenger iu piTTSBURG, CLARION &, SUM- -1- MERVILLE RAILROAD. Pn.fe.niwr ,'r,lln "''hcdiilB. K list. Class Trains Dai y exeept Sunday, ennneeiln,, wli I, P R R. Trains at Hunimervilla. . -., OOlKll EART. No. 1. No. a ' wrt Clarion, leave, 7 50 a.m. 11.15 a.m. 4 "5 n n, Strattonvllle, 7 58 11 si ' a -?, p.;m Walerson. H.u7 " n r Carrier 8.3.1 ' n'v, V.V:m.' tfummervlllo. ar.8..ifl " lu.oo 'ia tv OOINO WI1HT. No. No. 4. Nfi it Humniervllle. lv, 8.M a.m. I2.rm.m. H20nm Carrier, ..'2 " VM7 - 0.22 " V)it..i-4nn. H.!S " 1 ill ' tt'lZ . Stratloiivllle, 8.27 U'i.v; " ,i -,r .. Clarion, arrive, 9.,i5 J.tJ " 7,oj .. In effect Sept. li Kor fur' her Infor mation address the Company's nencral ofllca at Brookvllle Pa.