A SUMMER When ranoon blunt their bugtas blow And bellow o'er the deep, Ami o'er the hay the blithe wind piny And their wild wm nail kcppi Wrenthed with t he fomn, appear At eve A flu" re fair mid frnil. Alone she stand upon (he ands And cana each passing tall. She fee the ship of Xanadu Hport with tho laughing wind. And galleon gay from far Cut hay. And merchantmen from I ml. But heed not ail thee ni-ROHlc, Their glimmering mils and spar: Calm a the Fnlen, serene she wait Beneath the (ilent stars. "Dear heart," 1 cry, "a thnnKaud fleet "Sweep o'er the stormy cn. "Cannt thou divine, lv innvk or Men, Whetiee come thy snip fort hue "And hither when, with gleaming ail, "It speed from shore unknown. "Whither, 1 pray, doth lie thv wayf "Wilt thou lare forth alone" HmmtTHmtttffHttTfrmtttrtttfmrtTfvtTTtft J ON AH : A TRUE SEA YARN. By GEORGE GRIFFITH, (Author of "The Stolen Hulmitti lne," Jto.) i The oldest cf all sea superstitions, M far as I have been able to trace dur ing many wanderings over the fields of ocean, is that of Jonah, and only once have I seen it, so far as the outer senses are concerned, proved to the let ter. To the sailor before the matt "Jonah" means an unlucky man. That Is to say, a man who has had no luck In his own life, and brings no luck wherever he goes, especially on board ship and this is the story of such a man during the period that I was ship mate with him. Two vessels of the famousBlackwell line, left Melbourne loaded with wool about 30 years ago. One was the Lin colnshire, and one of the somewhat mixed crowd forward of the mast was an old shellback named Bill. None of us knew what names he had used when he had signed on, and he never told us. He was JtiBt BUI. From the captain's room to the fore peak there was no man on board that stately old craft more learned In sea craft than Bill was. From truck to kelson there was nothing about a sail ing ship that he didn't know, and yet he had not been many days at sea before BUI, stranger to all of us, as we mostlp were to each other, began to be looked upon with simpleton. He was "an unlucky man." Little jobs that he did as well as any man on the Seven seas could do them somehow went wrong while, the work of a novice held good, and, worse than all, he had the fatal gift of prophecy. ' We lost the Somersetshire the first night out, and Bill said as she faded away into the twilight: "Well, we'll sec her again before we see old England." The morning that we sighted Staten Island that pyramid of rock which is commonly called Cape Horn was as fine and bright as you would see a spring morning off the coast of Eng land, and not much colder. The sea was smooth; we had a fair wind, and there were only a few white- fleecy streamers of cloud in the sky. Every one on board seemed to think that we should get safely round that dreaded corner of the earth; but when I came on deck at seven bells (7.30) that morning I saw Bill standing on the forecastle head. "I guess we'll see that thing again," he said, "before we've done with It." - He was right. Within an hour or to the barometer went down with a jump nd all hand were hard at work short ening sail. Square masses of fog, each distinct from the other, and konwn as "Cape Horn blankets," were looming up round the southeastern horizon. That afternoon the tempest burst on jg. Then came 20 days of stress and . strife and struggle, during which the gallant old ship was driven mile by mile down toward the Icy solitudes of the South Shetlands. It would take many pages to tell the ,tory of that fight for life and the hope of home, but in the end we got a alant of wind, and, true enough, we aw Staten Island again. This time we got round and caught the good outhwester, and for days and days more we tore away northward under very stitch we could carry, and cer tain daring spirits ventured the opln Ion that we should have a good voyage home. "It ain't over yet, sonny," said Bill. .'There may be some of us won't see the ud of It.' It was only a few days after this that a sudden and unexpected order lame to shorten sail. All bands were on deck and we stripped ber, until the big ship was under bare poles with only three fore and afters set. Then the spanker was bralled up and furled, and still the wind kept drop ping and shifting and puffing from different places, and then came night and silence night so black that It could not have looked blacker to I )llnd man, and silence made, If pos' tble, more Intense by the occasional ap of a sail, or the clack of a rope gainst a must or the standing rig' King and so for hours we waited for the hammer of fate to strike us, the Lincolnshire swinging lazily to port nd starboard, no doubt wondering. If 4blps have souls, as some used to say they have, why she had thus . been tripped of her wings, and stopped In the midst of her splendid course. Lnd then upon the silence ' there ton a sound which no man who has net- neara it can ever lurgei -a gen IDYL. And the wild, wanton wind I nhea It Rthilant Furies flee, And on it wing thi ong It bring Like otne weet minstrelsy: 'Ti for my love ship here 1 wait) "tt coineth o'er the u. "To hear awny for aye and aye "My own true love and me." "OSeal" Iprnv, "From thy dark depths "Thle, onlv thl. I crave; "When Time at last my life hall rait "Upon thy luyMio wave. That mine may he the ship for which "My Iiove dot h watch and wait, 'To bear her own In path unknown "Heyoud the Uoldeii Uale." Then out aoro the harbor bar Our gnl I not hip shnll ride, The futile four of nil our year Hunk 'nenth the elriiing tide. And then upon the Nhorele Pea, Where Allah water play. Our trvnt we'll keep upon the deep rorevcr nun n any. Cbarlei A. Barnard, In lioxlmry Gazette. tie sigh In the distance rising to a hiss. "All hands lie down and hold on!" came a sharp order from the quarter deck, but most of us had obeyed be fore it was uttered. We knew what that sound meant, and down we went, hanging on to the first solid thing that came to hand. The hiss rose to a scream, the scream deepened Into a roar, the firmament split from hori zon, as though the sword of the Arch angel had clovened It through. Then came a crash of thunder like the trump of God, and then the heavens and the sea seemed to come together, and for the next few minutes, which seemed like hours, we were fighting and struggling and gasping for bretah with a roar of wind in our ears and a choking of water In our mouths. The sails went out of the bolt ropes like so many rags cf cotton, and the stanch frigate-built ship heeled over as though a squall had struck her under full sail. For certain uncounted sec onds we hung between time and eter nity, and then the blast passed. She righted, and the water flowed oft her decks through the swilling scuppers, and a man who was holding on the main fife rail near to me said, as he got up and shook himself: Well, If that ain't the end of Bill. It well ought to be." But it wasn't. Bill's end was many days off yet. The pampero went as it had come- out of silence and darkness back Into silence and darkness again. The mer cury in the barometer rose to its nor mal level, and the next midday saw the old Lincolnshire stooping and swaying under every stitch that she could car ry, beneath the cloud-dappled skies of the region of the southeast trades. And so, day after day, we went north eastward over the lonely sea till the good wind began to die away into puffs and varying breezes, and the clouds Joined together into a dense brown pall, and the rains came down, and the waters that were above the firmament flowed in unceasing streams into those that were below It. After that we drifted with the cur rents and were driven by sudden and fitful squalls from this quarter and that into what is perhaps the most ghostly and terrible region of the world, the zone of equatorial calms. The water is without a ripple, the heavens without a breath. The tar bubbles up between the planks, and the drinking water gets warmer and warmer, and the boiled pork and salt horse grow more loathsome every day and then other ships drift like ghosts out of the night into the same area of elemental death, and so it goes on. But something else goes on aleo, and that is work. Now no good seaman ever objected to wcrk in Its proper time and seasons; but of all things ab horrent to the real deepsea sailor's mind the most hateful is the sailor's Eleventh Commandment. Six days shalt thou work and do all that thou art able, Antf on the seventh - holystone the decks and scrape the cable. I repret to say that cur skipper was one of those misguided captains who believed in this ordinance, and on the first Sunday in the calmB, which was our sixth day in that dismal region, be had the watches alternately work' ing at bending new sails and generally getting ready for the run home. It took a whole. Saturday and Sunday. and when the wcrk was over Bill looked up at the newly bent sails and cursed them with a solemn eloquence which somehow seemed curiously suit able to the miserable monotony of our surroundings. But this was not held among us in the forcastle for a good omen. We bad come to know that when Bill cursed anything It gener ally came to a bad end, and that Is just what these sails did. ' Five days later we drifted out of the doldrums and on the edge of the north east trades, and then the good old ship settled down to her work again, and we went ripping across the short seas, and on the second day fell into com pany with our long-lost sister ship, the Somersetshire. Her we raced neck and neck for two days and nights, and on the third morning, just as she was leading us by a quarter of a mile, w saw ber fore-topgallant-mast sway for ward with one of her plunges and come down amidst billows of smoth ering canvas, and so we left ber. nearly a lortnignt later was awakened by the .hrtek of a blast o! wind, a heave of the ship which swum , my hammock hearty up to the beams, three distinct bangs, as of great ar tillery, then a ripping and tearing of shattered canvas, and then Bill's vole just above the forecastle hatchway, saying In a tone of grateful regret: "There go the skipper's Sunday top sails, blast them!" Every man and boy was on deek In an Instant, and then began a hand-to- hand struggle fcr life or death be tween human skill and energy and the suddenly aroused elemental forces, which lasted for 64 hours on end. For about 12 hours we drove along to the southward and eastward through chaotic mingling of sea and mint and rain, dominated by the ever louder howling wind. The sea was not rough. It had no time to be, for when a wave upheaved Itself Its 'crest was cut off 1 by the wind as though by some huge scythe and hurled In a blast of sting ing spindrift across the struggling, staggering ship, and then tho lashing storm-driven rain beat It down again. At daybreak It was "shorten sail again and heave her to." Everything came oft her except the close-reofed main lower topsail, and then I was sent with two others to lash a tar paulin oil the weather ml.zen rigging. The object of this was to drive her head up Into the wind whenever she payed off before It; In other words, to keep her as nearly stationary as pos sible. This heaving to Is a last resort but one In a sailing ship's fight for life out in mldocean. The other is to let her drive before the gale till it blows It self out, or she hits something that ends her career for good and all. Then before the end of the watch came the dreaded order, "Hands to the pumps!" "Slowed If I didn't think so!" said Bill, as we waded and hauled ourselves aft along the swimming deck. "This old barkln will never see Dungeness." To which another old shellback re plied with a growl: I'm a Dutchman if I think you will anyhow." And then we went at It, the most backbreaking and heart uj-eak Ing work that a sailor can do. For three hours out of every four for the next two days and a night those pumps clanked, and the bilge-pump on the lee side, with which I made a much too Intimate ac quaintance, rattled and squeaked, and still the carpenter's face was longer every time he took his ominous report aft. Just before 4 on the morning of the third day we heard the most ter rible cry that man ever hears on the high seas: "Man overboard!" And then a voice screamed Into my ear: "It's Bill!" What had happened was this: The captain had found that the straining of the old ship had opened her seams to such an extent she was practically In a sinking condition, so he bad wisely decided to make a run for it and get her on an even keel, so that perchanco the scams might close and the leaks stop. The watch on deck had been ordered to set the lower mlzzentrysail. The sheet was sodden and swollen, and just for ono fatai moment it Jammed. The men hauling on It let go to get a fresh hold, and then with a flap and a bang tho great sail "took charge," and the men were hurled this way and that as the heavy rope lashed to and fro along the deck. When they picked themselves up Bill had vanished. Those who read this yarn may call it miracle, consequence, or coincidence. as they please; but It is a literal fact that in the very hour of poor Bill's death the wind fell away and swung round to the southwestward. The gocd old ship was taken out of Irons and got an even keel. The leaks closed, and by breakfast time the Lincoln shire was tearing away before a fresh ening sou-wester wtth all her kites out, and poor Bill's ocean grave far be hind her. By midday the pumps sucked, which meant that she was dry, and after our lcng.weary struggle of over 100 days, we never had another stroke of Ill-luck. Off Plymouth we picked up the Somersetshire again, and the two gallant old craft raced neck and nock up the channel like a couple of long-parted sea-chums in friendly rivalry. We were first up the river and Into the Southwest India Dock, and when we came to compare notes we found that in the 106 days' voyage from Port Philip Heads to London docUs there was Just an hour and three-quarters' difference between us. But what took the conceit out of both crews was the fact that there, ly. ing comfortably at her berth loading up for her next trip, was Green's old Renown, one of the finest Blackwall ships that ever floated. We had seen her taking in wool beside the quay at Sandridge, now Port Melbourne. She had left nearly a week after us, and had made the passage without sin gle mishap in 84 days. It was nearly 25 years after this that I spun this yarn after dinner at the chief officer's table in the saloon of 'the Union liner Tartar, on a trip heme from Cape Town. When I bad finished the chief officer looked a little peeled and said: "I don't remember anybody of your name among the crew of the Lincoln, shire, Mr. Griffith." To which I replied: "No. When you hock It from your ship as I did at Wllliamstown you don t usually sblD again under your own name, do you?" And then there wat a laugh, and the erstwhile Bailor lad and the midship- man oi the om uincoinsmre shook bands ana baa anotner just ior aula lang syne. New York Times. An ostrich never goes straight to its nest, but always approaches It with many windings and detours. In order, II possible, w conceal me locamy irom oswtrvauon. TAPAV'S rYNTR A UTtiYW FS " " THINQt PONE BACKWARD AND UPSIDE DOWN. A Japanese Baby la Ushered Into the World In a Decidedly Imperson al Manner Extent to Which Polite ness la Carried. The childish belief that on the oth er side of our glohe all things are of necessity upside down Is strangely brought back to person when he first sets foot on Japanese soil. If his first glance does not disclose the natives In the evcry-day feat of stand ing calmly on their heads, It (loos at least reveal thnm looking at the world is if from the standpoint of thnt ec- eentrio posture, for tliey seem to him "e nd everything topsy-turvy nil if the Inversion be not precisely of the kind he expected, It Is none tho less striking and Imprcsslbly nioro real. To speak backwards, write backwards and read backwards. Is but the a b c of their country. Tho inversion extends deeper than mere modes of expression down into, tile very matter of thought. Ideas of ours which fancied Innate find In them no home, while methods which strike us as preposterously unnatural appear to be their Inheritance. From tho stand ing of a wet umbrella on Its handle Instead of Its head to drip, to the striking of a match away In place of toward one, there seems to be no ac tion of our dally lives but finds with them its appropriate reaction. In a land where, on entering a house, one begins, not taking off his hat, but by removing his boots, he gets at the very threshold a hint that humanity la to be approached the wrong end to. A Japanese baby is usherod into this world In a sadly Impersonal man. ner, for he Is not even accorded the distinction of a birthday. From the moment he makes his appearance he is spoken of as a year old, and this same age he continues to be consider ed, with utter disregard for reality, until tho beginning of the next cal endar year. When New Year's day comes he Is credited with another year, but so Is everybody else, and be finds he Is only one of many. Upon the disadvantages of being consider ed from one's birth up at leal one year oiaer man one reany is, it lies beyond the purpose of this artlclo to enlarge, but It Is quite evident that woman has had no voice in la stltuting such reckoning. If the baby chances to be a boy. everybody Is Immensely pleased; If a girl there Is considerably less ef fusion shown. In the latter case tho more Impulsive relatives are unmls takably sorry, while the more phllos ophic evidently hope for better luck next time. From the privacy of the domestic clrclo, the Infant's entrance Into pub' lie life Is performed pick-a-back. Strapped securely to the shoulders of a slightly older sister, out he goes, consigned to the tender mercies of a being scarcely more than a baby herself. The diminutiveness of the nurse perbulators Is the most surprls. ing part of the performance. That It Bhould be possible to entrust the safe ty of one infant to another proves the preconsclousness of the children, but this surprising maturity of tho young implies the law of consequent immaturity of the race. That which has less to grow up to naturally grows up its limit sooner. At a school a student has a monot onous time, He Is given the "Trl met rical Classic" to start on, that he may learn the characters by heart, and In cidentally pick up a few ideas. This Is followed by the "Century of Sur names," which Is a catalogue of the family of clan names. Next comes the "Thousand-Character Classic," wonderful epic as a feat of skill, for of the thousand characters which it con tains not one Is repeated. How those children must hate to go to school! Three more books succeed these first volumes, differing from one an other in form, but In substance slngul arly alike, being highly moral and pious. Marriage to the far Oriental is the most Important mercantile transaction of his whole life; it Is therefore too weighty a matter to be intrusted to bis youthful Indiscretion, for although the person chosen Is of lamentably lit tle account in the bargain, the charac ter of her worldly circumstances Is most material to it. It Is certainly easier, if less fitting, to get a wlfo as some people do their clothes, not to their own order, but ready made, and all the more reason fof it when the bargain is for one's son, not one's self, So Japan looks at the arrangement from a strictly paternal standpoint and Ignores suet) trifles as personal preference; love, as we understand It being an unknown quantity. Japanese civilisation is in a sense not unequal to our own. Some one bas said that "It is not In the polish the real difference lies; it is In the Bubstance polished." In delicate tact and good taste they have as a people no peers. . Art has been their mistress though science has never been their master. Perhaps for this reason the result has been the more widespread for their culture is not tbe attainment of the few, but tbe common property ' of the people. ' But little need be said t m-nua ih oivin-mtinn r inn,i J where ordinary tea-house girls are models of refinement, and common coolies, when not at work, play chess ;()r nasttme, : Their development as a 1 nation Bhows a peculiar case of Importation, ' a condition of ready-made develon- ment- From boforo the time when they -bcfion to leave records of thoir actions. they have been Importers, not 0f merchandise, but of ideas. They bave invariably shown tho most ad' vaneed free-trade spirit In preferring to take someone else's thoughts and and plans rather than to work out any schemes for themselves. And they continue to follow the same line In life. A hearty appreciation of the things of others Is one of their most winning traits. Their politeness Is widely known. We should probably consider it impos sible In this land of hurry to carry It to the extent which Is demanded In Japan. Fur Instance, upon entering a house, after tho painfully low bows are exchanged, a conversation some thing like this ensues: "Thank you for tho pleasure I had, the last time I met you." 'I beg your pardon for my rudeness on the last occasion." How ran you say such a thing It was I who failed to show you due courtesy." Far from It! I received a lesson In good mnnners from you." Mow con you condescend to come to such a poor house as this?" 'How can you, Indeed, be so kind as to receive such an unimportant per son as myself under your distinguish ed roof?" At last, amid a final chorus of apol ogies, the guests come to anchor upon tho floor. Socially they are a delightful peo ple; their hospilallty.ls universal, and their ever-ready smile warms the heart of the foreigner. A. M. II. A TWO-POUND POTATO. Of Gant Proportion, It Originated In 8outh America. Somo time ago a brief report was submitted by United States Consul Hnyncs at Rouen, France, dealing with a new potato which was being grown In somo parts of Europe, and the matter attracted such widespread attention that he was compelled to make the subject a matter for a sub' sequent report. This wild aquatic vegetable was In troduced from the banks of the River Mercedes, Uruguay, and distributed In France by Professor Hcckcl, direc tor of the Colonial Institute of Mar seilles. In Its original stoto the tubercle Is very bitter, but Dr. Heckel pronounces the results of four years of experiments with It marvelous. The leaves are small and slender, somewhat like those of the Irish potato, and the flowers are abundant, of a pale violet color, and very odor ous, tho perfume resembling that of Jasmine. New stums and tubercles branch off In every direction all tho year, and after one planting tho plant perpetuates itself from the . broken roots left In the soil. The vegetable proper (that Is, the tubercle) weighs from 1 to 2 1-2 pounds, and has a yellowish, wrinkled skin, covered with luntlcels, which disappear after culture. The pulp, when cooked, has a slight greenish color. At first they had a very bit ter taste, but this has been greatly Improved. Planting Is done toward the end of March, preferably In level ground so as to diminish drainage. The best depth sccmB to be above three Inches. The digging, which Is a littlo more difficult than that of the Irish potato, because the numerous tubercles ex tend In every direction, begins when cold has arrested tho growth of the plant. In the same soil the yield Is greatly superior to that of the or dinary potato. The Early Rose In one Instance gave 3000 pounds to tho acre, the American Marvel 3000 pounds, and the Solanum commersoull 8500 pounds. The new potato requires humid fresh, even marshy soil. In dry, son dy, clayey soil tho yield has been percent less than In moist soil. The absence of sunlight causes a smaller yield, with smaller and Inferior tubercles, and 10 to 15 days later rip ening. The foliage, refused by rabbits. Is eaten by horses, cattle and sheep. The flowers, which make their appear ance about a month after the plant Bhows. above the soil, continue to be very abundant until tho harvest. A rude attempt to extract the perfume has furnished an exquisite aromatic, very persistent, but faint Jasmine od or. In tho fruit this perfume id so strong that when specimens were placed In an artificially heated room to dry, tho room was uninhabitable for the 15 days they were there. There were three varieties of Sol anum commersonll, characterized by the color of the skin the yellow, the rose and the violet. The last, which was the best for human consumption, presents the following characteristics: Enormous and uninterrupted produc tion, absolute Immunity from cryp togamlc maladies, delicious flavor (much appreciated by animals), ad aptibility to moist soil and easy cul ture. The Print of the Springs. A politician, upon his arrival at one of the small towns in North Dakota, where ho was to make a speech the following day, found that the two so called hotels were crowded to the doors. Not having telegraphed for accom modations the politician discovered that he would hove to mako uhlft as best be could. He was compelled for that r ight to sleep on a wire cot which bed only some blankets and a sheet on it. As the statesman is a fat man. he found his improvised bed. anything but com fortable. "Well," asked a friend, when the politician appeared In the dining room In tho morning, "how did you sleep?" "Oh, fulrly well," replied the states man, nonchalantly, "but I looked like a wafllo when I got up." Youth's Comrlon. SUNG BY MRS. MAYBRICK . i "THE HOLY CITY" COMPOSED BY HER HUSBAND' BROTHER. An Incident In the Life of ths Amer ican Woman Just Released Prom an English Prison The Composer Helped to Convict Her of Her Hus band's Murder. Jerusalem! Jerusalem! Hear the angels sing; Hosanna In the highest, Hosanna to tho King. It Is not difficult to Imagine Mrs. Florence Maybrlck, once sentenced to death for the murder of her husband and now released, after spending many years In an English prison, sing ing the reTraln of Stephen Adams' popular sacred song, "The Holy City," says the New York Sun. Hut it Is not gem-rally l.nown that her voice which first gave utterance to the strains which were destined to becomo as world famous as thono of Sir Arthur Sullivan's "The Jxist Chord" or "The I'olms," by Fauro. The song was the work of tho younger brother of the mon Mrs. Maybrlck was convicted of poisoning, Its composer was her most relentless 'enemy and was mainly Instrumental In securing her conviction. Few English composers have more successful songs to their credit than Stephen Adams. Few have made Buch a fortune out of royalties as ho. It has been stated that "Nancy I,ee" alone netted him a quarter of a mil lion dollars. His "Warrior Bold,' "Mlilshlpmlte" and "Blue Alsatian Mountains" were scarcely less suc cessful. lie Is now extremely wealthy, a justice of the peace and a member of the Victoria Yacht club, and he bas served two terms as mayor of Ryde, Isle of Wight, in which capacity he has frequently entertained the king of England. "Stephen Adams" Is merely the nanio under which Michael Maybrlck publlsltcs his songs. Mr. Maybrlck be gan his musical career as a baritone singer at local concerts around Liv erpool. He Is the son of a well-to-do shipping agent of Liverpool. He and bis brother were widely dis similar In tastes, character and phys ique. The elder was a weakling, feeble In mind and body, a hypochon drlac, addicted to the use of drugs and with a mind fixed upon commercial en. tcrprlscs. The younger, Michael, was a magni ficent specimen of humanity, tall, broad and athletic. Of aristocratic temperament, be quit the counting house and Btudled music In Milan and Lclpsic. Tho elder remained at home, always ailing, always scheming to secure more wealth. The brothers had only one trait In common. They were both enthusiastic yachtsmen Mrs. Maybrlck was a good musician, had a great liking for music, an ex cellent voice and a love of conviviali ty. Thus she drew together to some extent tho brothers who had drifted opart. Her husband owned a fine yacht, a feature of which was a muBlc Buloon. There many well-known singers and musicians were entertained. Michael Maybrlck, who had Just leaped Into fame as the composer of "Nancy Lee," but as yet had not gathered in enough of the profits to Indulge his passion for owning a yacht, was a frequent guest. It was on one of these musical ev enings while the yacht was anchored In the Mersey, that Michael Maybrlck produced from his pocket a manu script song which he said he had writ ten that afternoon, while dreaming In his cabin, and listening to the plash of the waters. He hod caught tho In spiration of Weatherly's words, but tho voice part only bad been Jotted down. The accompaniment had still to be filled in. Sitting at the piano, he vamped an introduction and asked his Blster-in-law. Mrs. Florence Maybrlck, to sing "The Holy City" from tbe voice pait. Sue was an excellent reader, and readily did this, he filling in an ex temporized accompaniment. ' Thus It was her voice which, for the first time, stirred tbe air with strains destined to become almost classic. It was some yeors after the trial of Mrs. Maybrlck, and while she was shut off from the world, buried with - In prison walls, that "The Holy City1 was published and became popular. Publishers to whom It was submitted shook their heads, and declared it too sombre In character and tone. "llring us another 'Nancy Lee,'" sold, "and name your own price. An other waltz song with the swing of 'The Blue Alsatian Mountains' would be a sure winner. This is very fine, but it Isn't In the Stephen Adams style, and the public would not staud for It." , How erroneous was the Judgment of those gentlemen has been proved by the popularity of the song. Before a year had passed they were clamorlug for more of similar character. "The Star of Bethlehem," "The Valley of the Sea," and "Children of tho City" followed; but none of them equalled tho success attained by the song which was first sung by Mrs. May brlck, whose tragic history has at length been brought to a peacefull conclusion, and who may with special meaning hereafter sing: Hosanna In the highest, Hosanna to the King, A Perfect Lady. The Ladles What sort of a per son Is Mrs. Newcome, Mr. Hopper? Tbe General Dealer She's a per fect lady doesn't know one brand of goods from another. Judge. ODE TO A PLY. Ton harbinger of everything torment- ing. You horrid little nmnarfltln flr. - While I looked forward gladly to the summer I fur not that you, provoking creature, would ho by. I raved nl inn 1 1 he com Ing of the flowers. Ami tried to feet piHitlo 'bout tbe Murium But here you are with all your testing J lower, all tny fanelr Into air tnke wing. Today I tried to leep nt early morn, inn you nun all your lirotliet uuu And while i chin-ell "your sinter and your limn. Yoii, loudly iiuzing, at upuu my none I In vain I I ii y upon the table wect ui lightly ip, your "wein her eye' on me. And wllh h eruel nmllee nil your own, inn kiioi'k yoiiiyoini'c,i 1011 iiuu uiy tea. t try to lie n ft III in tiny nou. lint, gloating In your power of tor ture riu-e. You limilly sing your vnnril of lielpleis mini, Ami tiiko n walk with friend umtil my hair. I'm weak with Hying nt you round the Mom, Ah, nowl oneo more you're standing on inv lump. Just for oiiu blow! Ah! there you're oil 111:11111. Ami half your linreui nibbling at my loo I There I no way to catch you that 1 know, And lol u tlieino to make even nngels weep, That I In nil my pride of strength and power. Can t Hinollier you and get a little lcep! New York Su:k JUST FOR FUN "What does you think ab'ut Provi dence?" "It's 'cordln' ter .!es how It comes my way!" Atlanta Constitu tion. "Why do sailors get sttooed?" "Well. It's Just like your wc irln them yachtln' togs ain't no part.cklar rea son except that oilier fools Ij daln' It." Puck. "One thing I do not like al;out Nero," said the human torch, as tl. s flames curled about his ankles, "Is his. habit of making light of serious subjects." Judge. Mrs., Gadabout Mrs. Plainer sayo she would not keep a girl who was bet ter looking thsn herself. Mrs. Talk about Well, that explains why she Is always without one. Judge. "Would you marry a man because ho was rich?" aHlced the romantic glrL "No," answered Miss Cayenne, "hut I might refuse to marry one becauso he wasn't." Washington Star. Bongs Why Is social conversation llko a hot bath? Joggs Give it up. Uoggs Hecause In both cases when you put your foot In you get Into hot water right away. Princeton Tiger. "Miss Pasay hasn't any beau at all, has she?" "No, her post dlacourngcs suitors." "Why, there's nothlns the matter with her tiast. is there?" "Noth- j ing, except that It's too long." I'hlla- delphla Ledger. "So you lost your position as under taker's assistant?" "Yes. You see. I used to be a conductor on a street car, and I couldn't get out of the way of telling people to step lively, please." Washington Star. Wlfey Do you recollect that once, when we bad a tiff, I said you were Just as mean as you could be? Hubby Yes, darling. Wlfoy Oh, James, bow little did I know you then! Glas gow Evening Times. Hicks I do try to be polite, but I seem to be forever forgetting my man ners. Wicks What's the matter now? Hicks I Just gave a woman my seat in the street car and forgot to thank her for taking it. Philadelphia Ledger. , "Oh, George," she exclaimed bitterly, "I heard you tell your friend that you didn't love me any more. Boo hoo!" "Don't cry, dear," he whispered tender ly. "I mean it as a compliment. Of course, I couldn't love you any more 1 than j do n0w." Chicago Daily News. "Dubley called up the fire depart ment the other day and told them he had an idea that bis warehouse was on fire." "An idea It was on fire?" "Yes." "What did the fire department say to his idea?" "They threw cold water on It." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Get out of here, or I'll set the dog on you!" shouted the proprietor of the country place to the tramp. "I only wanted to tell you that your man down there is in the field is not a truthful man," said the itinerant, with bis bat in his hand. "What do you mean?" "Why, he told me he was working for a gentleman. Good day!" YonUera Statesman. Qulckpen (a bookkeeper) Hello, Thompson, where are you off to? Thompson (a typist) I am going into the country for a mouth's holiday. I have Just been sacked by Closenst to mako room for a lady typist at a small er salary; but I'll be back at the oXce In a month. Quickpen Think so? Thompson Sure of it. 8he'U marry him by that time, and after that she'll make him employ a man." Plck-Me-Up. O, Dear No. "Is he a litterateur?" "Oh, dear no. Why, he's able to sell the Huff he writes." Chicago Evculng Post