FORGET IT." Forget about. Ihe wn pol AikI you'll 11 11 1 tli min In bright. Vorprl hIxmiI Urn dill kni' Autl clutiy (lie re In a lilj:lit. , A Trying Predicament. Hv II. 1. ). In tho wliilr of 1ST, when l.utl nowi whs very dull, I iinfortunntcly ti&pprnc-ri to lie out of a Bit nation.. 1 had travelled thrxmiih fvi'rul wrslorn cltlos In niort ot employment, lint without niifi'fs. At Ian. 1 found !' elf In ono of tho hotels In l.oiiinlile, studying the mute of my llimne nnd prospects. HavlllK received a Hood cdm ation. I could keep a wt or boolo with imy man; few could excel mo ns a snles tnan. My lot pecmed to ho doubly un fortunate. Why wan 1 not a mechanic? t could then have easily obtained what I wanted. In the mlilM. ef my revery. a hnrt, tout, nervoim looluni; kciu Ionian, wl-.o bad been pyrin k hip for muhp tlnit, Mhed mo li' I hnd beeu Ioiik in Louis ville. Uclng out of aorta with myself nnd very ono else, 1 did not answer him With extreme, politeness. "You worn down-hearted," he con tinned, Hllll Razing at me as If hp not only wantpd to know my IiusIiipfk, but my height, tlzo and wearing apparel; vim my boots were closely Hcriitiiil.od. I evaded his duration by remarking en the dull huslnem pcuhdii. "Arc you looking for work?" "You have anticipated nvy wants Correctly," I replied, In hopes of end ing the conversation, as he did not look like a man who hind either llerks or bookkeepers. "Are you a powerful man?" he said, tonlinuing his examination. "If bo I mi Klit hire you. There hi not a man In the city I am afraid to grapple with." I replied eager ly, overjoyed at. the midden prospect of getting a situation. "I think you will answer .ny pur pone," ho n-.ild. walking round ni as if he were purchasing a horse. Having Implied tlm Inspection, he took me alde and Informed me In the atrlctent conlldence, that he had a sick fcrother who required a nur.-;e. From what ho could see, I was competent to 11 the berth. "As to salary ," he continued, "if yon vuit me, I will malio it lihernl; but one thing you must promise mo." I at once expressed my willingness to make the promise, if it would not, at any time, Involve mo in trouble. He set my fears at rest at that point, s all ho wanted was that while 1 was In his employ I would not make the world wlsrr as to what 1 was doing. There was nothing unreasonable in Any employer's exacting such promise. I accepted his offer. Bidding me follow him, we traversed several streets until we arrived in front of a large mansion in one of the princinpnl thoroughfares. My pulde UBinp t!ie 1:.!: !i!;f we entered t!;..' home w'.tho.tt lereiimny. After eliiu.or 1 wes iiitr.i.l. ci', to- my charge, who was the exact io.init.r part in looks ot his bmi'.icr. 1 (,'ann.ii from one to the other wondering hew it was pos.slMe for two men to be to much alike. 'My nnmer is William Harrison," said the brother who hired mo, "and this is Mr. Charles Harrison." "Twin brothers," 1 said, looking from ono to the other. "Yes, we are twins," said Mr. Wil liam. "Unfortunately, Charles Is pe culiar In his manner, end I wish you to look after him in fact to be his constant companion." "His constant companion," I repeat ed. What! Is be crazy?" I asked, aside of Mr. William. "Yes, a little out ot his head," he replied. "You must be careful not to let him get the upper hand of you In any way, and when be is violent, there la a straight Jacket," he said, showing me the article cn a sideboard. - "All right," I said. "Now, as I under tand you, I muct use this when I think proper to do so." "Yes," be replied, "whenever you have occasion to. Of course you must use proper judgment, and not be too violent. I can see by your looks that you are a very powerful man in fact, I pride myself on being bo for tunate as to secure you." He was right In his Judgment as to my powers; I have met few men In my lifetime who equaled me in strength. During our conversation, Mr. Charles cat still, without saying a word. 1 again compared them. The similarity ot features, build, even their hair, which was gray, was remarkable; both wore their whiskers alike. It was the first time In my life I was puzzled in making a distinction whereby I could tell one man from another. As a last resource, I was obliged to make a note of their different cos tumes. In order to kuow Mr. Charles .part from. Mr. William. What if I was to mistake (in my routine aa keeper and nurse) one brother for the other? A dread of the fearful consequence that would folUrw came over me, and I can assure you it was some time before I could rest easy In mind. Mr. William retired, leaving me with ny charge. The change, at least, fur nished the pressing requirements for tb time. Unsulted though it waa to By taste, I soon fell into the dull routine the life of a nurse to a mad csan furnishes, and, before a week was f I feft myself perfectly able to take ay flnt-claas position, that offered aa For apt tha Any la m(ht. Hum, to-morrow will" lip fine. Jnt. liriiKh nllo thn olourin vinrrlf Anil milks your own miiielilno. Stoplicii t liuliiHTK, lu New York Time. i I'-AIISONS. keeper ot (ho titiforUumto Itifiino com munity. Mr. Charles, nt times, was violent nnd rough In bin manner, but after t had given him a tato of the mrnlMht Jnelet a few time-, ho troubled mo very little. Occasionally ho would i:o down on his knees and View! lovo for an Inmchinry in,y then start up with a liliiHterlng air, and order me out of the room as If 1 had no business there. And really, I must say ther was very llttlo nend of my staying by hint all tV time; but I was paid for it so I was obliged lo obey. They were both bachelors, having considerable property. Mr. Charles be came liirnue a few years previous. His brut her preferred taking charge of him Instead ot sending him to an lu-ylum. At times, Mr. William did not ap pear as rational as he should be, hut It was bis peculiar manner. I learned from thn servants that ho l.nd been for years paying his addresses to a Miss Htphblns, nn elderly maiden lady be longing to one ot tho first families of Louisville. She often visited the house. Ho would bo vpry lender In his manner toward her. and would of fer her his arm w hen they w;ilkel In tho garden, but marilngp, or any ar rangement to that end, was never hint ed at. Ho seemed to be content with paying tho pollto nddresses clue from an engaged swain to tho objei t of his choice, and there It ended. It was evi dent that ho was either too bashful to proceed with his Bull beyond that mark, or else the Indy objected to htm anil preferred slngle-blcssedncss to tho duties nnd cares of married life. The latter seemed Improbable, nn Miss Stebblns, when they promenaded on tho pln.zn, hung lovingly on his arm, ami threw such sweet glances nt her escort that they betrayed her will ingness to unite her fortunes with his. Then It was clear that the fault was on the part of Mr. William. As the summer advanced Miss Sub blna cauio oftener. Tho greenhouso re quired rearranging before winter set In. The alterations were begun and carried out under her plans. Mr. Wil liam was a willing .slave lusher ideas; nnd aa I watched him from my win dow receiving her suggestions about how the dome In the. centre was to be built, I really believed that had she proposed carrying it up a hundred feet high, he would have had it done. It was evidently coming to a climax. Mr. William Intended getting mar ried; If not to Miss Stebblns. certainly some lady would soon bo mistress of his establishment. At present, no other female appear ed. Tho only conclusion therefore to bo drawn was that Mr. William llnrrl :V;i nnd Miss clartnda Stebblns. both o! the illy of Louisville, were about to p-jii'.init matrl::iony. Ah for myself. i!'iri:ig tlie hot weath er ixi vii'.g liltie to do. 1 was last grow ing f.it and lazy, ami the linancial prosiiect before mo looked decidedly cheering. So well had I managed my charge, thnt Mr. William hired me by tho year; an agreement was made out, which we both signed, that I was to continue in thn capacity of nurso to his brother for the space of twelve months, be ginning June the Unit, at a salary of one hundred and fifty dollars a mouth. Immediately after we had made this permanent arrangement, Mr. William left Louisville for a few days and I lawns alone with Mr. Charles. One fine afternoon he was taking his after dinner nap, which generally last ed for a couple of hours. I foolishly left him and went out for a walk. I was gone about an hour. When I re turned to the house, a sight met my eyes that made my blood run cold. Mr. Charles was in the rcom, not his own, kneeling at the feet of a lady. I always prided myself on being a gallant, and would never allow a lady to be insulted, much more to see her at the mercy of a madman. I rushed in and secured him. "How dare you come in here and be have in this manner, you rascal?" bs said, In bis usual crazy manner. "I'll show you," 1 replied, taking the straight Jacket out of my pocket, where I always carried it, ready for in stant use. ' "Unhand me, sir, and go out of the room," be exclaimed, pointing to the door. By this time the lady had fainted. Seeing her drooping head, as she sank on the lounge, was enough. I grappled with blm, and In spite ot all he could do, I quickly put the straight jacket on him, and he was incapable ot doing any further barm. Having secured my charge, I turned my attention to the lady. Taking the water pitcher, which always stood in the room, I aprinkled her face; when she revived, and looked at Mr. Charles chafing in the straight jacket, she gave an unearthly scream, and fainted in earnest that time. 1 thought she was dead. What could I do? The servants' were out, and I alone with a madman in a straight Jacket, and a lady in hysterics. If ever mortal was In a more trying predicament, I should like to know it "Let me out of this, you villaiu!" ha thundered. ' "When I get ready," I replied, taking my knife and cutting open the lady's tight dress, to ease her. I fairly drenched her In water, to no pursoee. I could scarcely distinguish her breath ing. Taking a lump ot Ice from the pitcher, and holding It to her fort head, the chili revived ber a little. I was congratulating myself on hav Ing saved her life, when she looked nt Mr. Chnrles. "Oh, my rtRrtlng!" Bhe sobbed out, then, giving another shriek, off ): went again. 1 was in a worse fix than ever, with a .'inzy wonuin an well as a mi n to take care of. I believe, nt that nio ment, If I hr.d hnd another straight Jacket 1:1 my oi kct, It would liHe pone on her. I rubbed her forehead wlth'lbe Ice, and chafed her hands whilst my knife had perfectly loocened her ilros from nick to waist. I was afraid nlie would die under my hands: then wli.it should 1 do? I lunit tho bell for the servants, but they were out, so no hrlp came from thnt quar ter. Holng to lb" flilebonrd, I loide some brandy and held It to her lips; my chnrgn was raxing all the time. "If you don't slop your tow, nnd lit mo attend this lady, I will gag je.i'. '' I said, threuipiiing him. The brandy had the desired rffeit. She starled up nnd niched to Mm. Her dress, whli h before wii a fried fit, now linn In shreds. She cl,i: .ed him mound ti e ii' cK, deeUii iug I should not kill 111 in . I gently dbeui;arcd her from l.im. Come," I Mild soolbliigiy, "It peine mo to s"o oit so cxilted. Calm yourself; 1 will soon get some one to tnke charge of you." Scaling her cm tho lounge, I again rnng tho bell for help: visible slc.ns ot hysterics nppcared; she was having a relnpso. I shout ed for some cute to come. .1ud::o of my astonishment when tin) beam calling me a villaiu for nerving her darling In that way. "My good lady," I replied, "although you are old enough to Ik my mother, 1 beg to disagree with you; it Is for his good." How far I should have pone, or what, other menus I should have tak en to quiet my two mnd people, I really cannot say, had not one of the servants, entered nt that moment, "What! nro you mad as well?' 1 said, "t'onie her' and help me out of this pllaht." She eatnn up to ui. A word was enough to reveal to my blundering eyes the inlsiako I hnd made. It v.-us Mr. William I had b'cn handling. To take tlie Htruigiit jacket oif bl m and re tire to my room wa.i the work of n mo ment. I locked tho door after me. The Imprecations I overheard heaped on my head were certainly enough to frighten any man of moderate ivrve. Miss Sieiiliins' new mauve silk was all cut to pieces; even her fancy corsets wero ruined by my cutting them In two, not to mention a splendid sasli of watered sllit. cost ing 1 don't kuow how much, and the shock to h r i.ervis was irreparable. I found my charge, tho real liinnnle, sleeping quietly lu his bed. Leaving him to finish his nap, I began to rum inate on the chances of my poliifi to the penltcntinry. Just then 1 over heard Mr. William ordering the ser vant to fetch a policeman, when Mlts SHbl.ins interrupted him. "Do not send for the police," slio said. "We shall have to go lo court, and our live be made public in the eyes of tho gaping world; tlm Clnr ances will torment my life out of mo." "I w ill get rid ot him at once," said Mr. William. "Tho rascal! It wns on ly tho other day I hired him for a year. Coma out!" ho continued, knocking r.t the door of my room. My overhearing their conversation had irt my mind at rest on the jail question. Miss Stebblns being in hih social standing, money could not have hired her to bo cross-examined In a public court, and tho result of my blundering Interruption of their inter esting tete-a-tote made known to her friends. She was quick-sighted enough to seo that, In the tr.idst of her trouble. When 1 thought their passions had cooled a til tie. I opened the door, and at the sight which met my eyes It was lmposslblo for mo to repress a hearty laugh, which did not raise me any higher in their opinion. Mr. William was wiping the perspir ation off his face, and declaring to Miss Stebblns that the disagreeable af fair should have no effect on their en gagemeut, while she stood by holding her dress, the splendid mauve ellk, in anything but graceful folds about ber lovely person. "Villain!" said Mr. .William, "get out of the house!" "Ves, scoundrel that you are!" said Miss Stebblns, getting decidedly pas slohate. "I'll teach you to cut my new mauve silk and sash all to pieces! And my French corsets have not es caped; you shall be hung for it!" she shrieked. 1 stood still, unable to say a word in defence. "What are you staring at?" said Mr William. "I am going to stay my year out," I replied doggedly. "I shan't budge until the first of uext June without my sal ary." "Get rid of blm," said Miss Stebblns, "or I leave Louisville." Her word was law. He went to bit room and returned in a few minutes with a check, which be banded me, saying: "There, sir, now go, and never dark en my door again." I took the check, which was for my yeur's salary, and went out of the house and situation In five minutes. Eighteen hundred dollars are quite an Item for the loss I sustained. I came to northorn Ohio, started In business, and, in spite of Mr. Harrison's maledlctlous and the ruined mauve silk, I am do ing well from the proceeds of ny "try ing predicament." Waverley Maga-llae. JAPS AUK rKoaKKSSlVfi INTERESTING NARRATIVE ABOUT THEIR ODD LITTLE IDLES. The Population ef Jappn Ic Over 43 CC0.0O0 The Country Rapidly Grow ing In Wealth Rice the Chief Food and Princlpcl Crop. Nearly our thoiiyund Islands com prise the empire of Japan, with a to tal area of icL'.la'i.l si;iiru mll'. On ly five hundred Isin'Mls, however, are inhabited, the remaining Isles being nn re he,'i; ( (,f roe1'.. Tho chief Islands are tlm Hondo, or "Mill it Land," una ST.'iTl square! mlbs; Hhl linkii, south c.f ii'nl separated from I tor-do bv a shallow cIiriiii'I. area Tui'll Hcmiro t.ii'cs; KIiibIiIii, went of Phlkoku, with Cio ll in'jo channel be Iween, area 15 fi s T square miles; Yrno, north of Ho'i'lo, with an men of :iu, 1 1:1 sipie.io miles; mid 1'oruios.i, off the const of China, ar'ta l'U IS siunro miles. The Jniinnese Archipelago oeeiiplei the same latitude as that pin t of Amer ica between Savannah Mid Halifax. Formosa, which Japan obtained an tlie result, of the Chliiis.lnpanesp war, lies between the same, parallels ns Tampa and ltavniina. The rhlet (-roup Is tK'pninti'if from tho Philip pines to the south bv the Hash! chan nel, from China by the Formosa chan nel, !M to a hundred miles wide; from Corea by Hroitghton chminel, loss than 25 miles wide: from tho KiiHslan Inland of Hncliiilien by Ln I'croiiso slrnlt, 25 miles wide, and Kanitchalka by tho Kiirllo slrnlt. llelwecn the Japanese ni'ehlpi'la;:o nml the Asiatic coast of Corea and Manchuria lies tho Sea of Japan. Tho population of Jnpan was esti mated nt 4T!.i r.2.f!K, according to tho last census, taken In 1MK. TIhto are four classes In the following propor tions; lnipe:iiil family, M; nobility, 4.VI; gentry, iMOfi.ViM!; common peo ple. 41.tir.ii,rit;S. In theso figures are included 1 7..r, 7.1 Allies, ot Hokkaido, "n.M'l JnptUK'so living nhrond, and 12. fifi 4 foreigners, ln addition, how c ver, are- tho 2,00,(i(i0 Inhabitants of Formosa, so that tho present populu tiuu Is estimated at r.o.iimi.ooo. Hondo, thn chief island, is tho most densely populated, having :!Sl to tho square Mile, nnd its southern districts have 4t'i Inhabitants to the square milt . There were 7S towns having a popu lation of 20.( tio or over. l!ecuui-o of the- insular character of their Ruin the Japanese In recent years have taken a greater Interest In their nrmy, so that nt tho beginning of tho war with Knssla they possnnsed ships with a tolnl tounnjo of lintl.titio. Aside from four torpedo gunboats, 20 torpedo boat destroyers, with 10 build ing. 40 torpedo boats, with ninny n-oio building. Japan 8 licet has a displace ment of 1 1 1 ,1T -1 tons. It consists of six butlleshlps, six armored erulHcrs nnd II protected cruisers. t)f tho battle ships four have a displacement, of more thnu 1'i.tMiO tons each. The re mainder are of more than 12,000 tons. All are supposed to have a spiod of IS knots nn hour. The armored cruisers ere of 10.000 tons. Tho pro tected cruisers ran;,re from 2700 lo 4700 tors displacement. Ono bus a t pee 1 of 21 knots an hour. Japan has four we ll equipped dockyards, capable of both constructing nnd repairing ships. In the Japanese navy In 1P02 t.iero were two admirals, nlno vlcead mirals, 2"i rear admirals, C." captalnn, 119 commanders, it;' lieutenant com manders, 220 lleuleunnU, 30! suh-lieu-tmiants, besides other subordinate, of ficers nnd Ul,(!h8 sailors. Tho Japani'so army has a war foot ing of 421.000 men. Military servlco is compulsory, and tho army hn.s adopted Germany as n model. It in divided Into throe groups, the perman ent establishment, of Tri00 ollleers and lHO.ooo men; tho reserve, of r.5.000 ad ditional men; and a "territorial ro t ervo" which would bring another 200, 000 men Into line. Tho artillery num bers 1200 guns, and tho cavalry 1)0,000 horses. Since Japan was opened to the world It has been rapidly growing In wealth. Six great banks and 1S02 smUler in stitutions carry on the banking busi ness. The Bank of Japan, founded In 1S82 has a capital of $15,500,000. In the CS1 banks there were deposits In 1900 amounting to $139,534, lino,' or $2.75 per capita. Tho unit of circula tion Is the yen, worth 50 cents, which is divided into 100 sen. Smaller coins are C, 10, 20 and 50 silver sen pieces. zFlvefold has been the Increase of tho foreign trade In the last five years. Ja pan's imports and exports ln 1001 amounted to $272,400,000. The leading countries from which Jajpan obtains her Imports, and the value of the com merce, are as follows: England, t:,U, 650,800; t'nlled States, $31,224,000; China. $14,S!)0,200; Germany, $14,431, 800, and British India, $ir703,0OO. The United Stales leads as tho market for Japanese exports, and in 1900 bought $20,145,000 worth. Tho British Inland of Hog Kong stands second with $19, 521.000; China, $15.SSC200; France, $9,511.E;oo; England, $5,577,500 and Corea, $4,830,200. From all parts of the world Japan imported in 1900. according to Tho Now International Encyclopedia, gooda to tic amount of $S7,910,0OO. Tho samo authority gives Japan's exports In 1900 an $74,to9,8O0. Tho total revenue of tho govern ment from all sources In 1901-02 amounted to,$138,74S,5fl0, and the ex penditures to $137,943,712. The reve uue Is raised chlelly from the land-tax, taxes' on take and other liquors,, cus toms duties and an income tax. Among the chief expenses ranks the army, for which $19,000,000 was appropriated In ;000; the navy, $10,000,000; adminis tration of justice, $5,000,000; education and pensions, $3,125,000; executive and legislative departments, $1,500,000. Yet Japan's entire Income Is not hnlf as large as that of New York city. The national debt was $255,01111,500. The stock of gold was estimated nt $02. 000,000. The total amount of silver In circulation wan $30,400,000, and of pa per ntotiey, $C.1, 3(10,000. Hlee, the chief food of the Jnpnnes, Is tho most important crop, and In llioo, 2or..r,07.08o bushels were pro duced. Hlee hind Is worth nearly three limes other urnhln land, nnd in llioo nearly T.ouo.oiiii aerea wero rultlvalnl as rice fields. A great quantity of rlcn Ih used Pi I he nmniifncturo of sake, ntnl In IIHiO 173.051,00(1 callous were produced from 27.7K) establishments Hurley wits ru'.petl in Ifloil on t,5"!i,0!ni neros. yielding 2.5!ll,or'0 liiiftliels; ryo on l,C!7,S.1ii rcre.i. yielding 37,1700? bushels; wheal on 1,147,747 acres, yielding 21,0(itl,7i;C bushels. In ll'oo. 7.'Ki.!i33 acren were devoted to the silk eullure. nnd 120,702 acres to ten, which produced fi'l, 210,100 pounds. Japan raises more cereals nnd other food products thnu she needs herself, rn e ven should she bo cut off by Russia from the rent of tho world she could support her armies as well as her own InlinbltnulM. The soil It held for tho most part by thn pe-i'ile who worn. It, slnre the abolition of the feudal system. The a'i rage holding Is about one acre, which Is valued nt about ISO yen. An a result of the Iluddhlst leneiilng the people never Mo beef, nnd regarded butter, milk n-d cheese n'l polsonr.U'i. Since the opening of Japan to thn thought of the wort, the government has sought to encourage the establish ment of dairies BMd the breeding of cattle, horses and sheep, so that In Dili!) there were In Japan 1.451,530 head of entile nnd 1 500,000 horses. Splnnlnn and wearing have been tho most luii.iii iimt Industries of Japan slncn time ii-miemorlal. llefore the In troduction of iiiiiclilnorv there were spinning wheels In nenily every home. Osaka Is now the centre of the cotton Industry, where there have been erect ed so man:' fneto-lcs thnt it bus been called ti c Fail Hlver of Jnpmi. ln 1000 there were 1,135,111 spindles In operation in 7! dinVrout spinning mills, employing 12.170 men nti'l 43.375 w citneii. Aboet iio.O((i,(!no are now luv.es'ed In Japanese cotton mill". AlMion;-!i CI, inn Is the original homo of hiri.ni r work, Jmian now excels In thlM art and has driven out Chlneim wares f"om rrinti;' of tho world's mar kets, l i 1V!i:i the vnlun of the out; lit of lacquer l.nb.l;ert goods nmounled to $2,2Mi.!lL Japanese porcelain has also brought we alth to the Is-lnnd em pire, nr.il the value of this product i:i U89 mis r.caily $"V'00,ooO. In 1M(9 Hie bronze and cooper product was $i;!i.R7G. Tho I'inmifp.cliiro of paper employs: a --renter proportion of tho Japanese people than It does In nny oilier country. Tho 05,511 paper es tablishments of Jnpan hi KIU tiirnel cut a product worth $S, 272.754. The mineral deposits of Japan are not especially rich, Coul beds, how ever, have been found sufficient to sup ply the Japanese themselves for cen turies to come. The coal output In U!'9 amounted to C,7(i0,ooo tons. Of Iron (he satnti yenr, 51.000.000 pounds. Copper, gold h".d b ad nro olso found, but In no great quantities. New York Thlh'.me Kcwlew. Man and Sheep. A foci; of 1H) or more sheep, bleat ing pltcoiuly In Slarr Garden par!;, yesterday, attracted the attention of a Nineteenth district policeman, whoso Investigations revealed some, thing without n parallel at least lu city life. Henry Jarmou was the driver of tl." h'.ieep. nnd It Is about and of bin thht thin Item will tell. Tho aforesaid blue-out wan umn.ed when he saw tho sheep elustcri d In the cen tre of tho park. Ho mudo his Way through the ns mililcd animals and was asto;ils!ied lo find Jar.non lying unc'-'.ii-cioi'S upon the ground. It re quired o:ily a short while to revive Jnrmon, nnd l.e told to the sympa thetic officer the story of his plight. Ho had driven the sheep for 42 miles without Ktoppago. He was duo to deliver them in a Jersey town ct a certain hour, and being conscientious he did everything to carry out his contract. Hie sheep bravcjly Blood tho ordeal of the long march, but Jarmon succumbed to fntlgue. Jarmon must have been liked by the sheep, for no sooner did he give out and sink to the ground than they gathered about him, and, as If real'.?.. Ing that disaster had befallen their friend, beenn the cries that finally brought timely assistance. Jarmon was revived with suitable refresh ment, shooed his four footed compan ions ln line, and sheep and much loved guardian passed down Lombard street en route for tho South street fcrrv Philadelphia Tclcpraps. Furniture Atmosphere, Grand KiinUls, Michigan, gradually acquired tne bulk of tho furniture business, until now It has practically no competitor. There are 10,000 skil led wood-workers in its 40 factories, the value of whose annual output is about $12,000,000. Great quantities of muhoguny aro imported from Cuba, Santo Domingo, Central America, nnd Africa, and in many hnus.es In the city, entrances and even porches ere built of rare woods. Skilled design ers, employed by manufacturers in other cities, live In Grand Rapids, In order to work in a furniture atmos phere. Tbo World'n Work. They All Went.' A mother was trying to Impress on her 4-year-old son the Importance of going to bed early. "You know," she began, "the little chickens always lo to bed with the sun." "Yes, mamma." be Interrupted, "hut the bfg ben always goes alitor, too." Philadelphia Lodger. WHAT WOULD YOU D0 n inpoln' 'at Ton had flMiod oil day An' Veil hadn't But, n Idle. ii'P'i-lli' th' sliiiddei's wns gettln' long An' It was n-eomln' night; Supposhi' 'nt then you Uni t ef your triemln Who would InlT and eer nt rem: What would you io lu ii ee like that, What do you a'piMP you d dor Wnl. we'll miy 'nt. you'd give it up An' doggedly row n-.hire, Iiei liirin' 'nt fate wujt ng In you to II wns nclcx to ti v no more; Hut tipi(iur you tu'-u n mail on the tmiilc With some Im, mv n ilnzeii or two, Air fiippiiidir lie i sell 'em lo you fur S song, What iin yon 'p(M you'd dof Wouldn't you kind smile nt him, All' ell limit'lv look llliolit, llefore yon ri-iielicil deep clown in your dollies To IiiiiiI your wnllel mil ? An' wouldn't yen lower ymir voice fe ny , "This,' yon know'. 'I wist me iiu'v-iiu"? Isn't thnt Jn-l nr wnv ymi'il net isu t thai nlnil nti il do An' then when ilmvn thro' th' sired, of I he town Your ndiiili In' friend-.. n they'd pn, iniiil step tu eongiiiiiiiiitp von mi link Fill- th' neeret of elili hllig hast, Wouldn't you tell 'em 0-lnng n. kind of a knack 'At wtiz tin I v acquire. I hv n few? Isn't thn). what vnuil -nv 'now Isn't that what ymi'd ili.f - .V ill. mill ,"portniinii. JUST FOR FUN "Is Jenks one of the early set tiers? "No. Ho has owed mo $10 for r man)' years. "I let roll Free Frets. Fuddy I hear somebody has discov ered the microbe of senllliy. Iiuddy It must be a mean old thing. "What was It Franklin tnld? 'If you'd have a thing well done '" "Tell your cook you like It rare." In terrupt! d Hubbubs. I'hllad'.lphla l're.ss. Kuroputkln "I wait the Japanese 'advance with confidence." Tlm C.nr "But why wuH?" Kiiropitkln "How otherw ise cm I show my conlld we?" --Cleveland I'lnin Dealer. I'M it or We will pay you cither at the rati- of one dollar per word or five tl.uut.and dollars per Idea, ns you elect. Distinguished Author The former i er the belter way, 1 think. Fuel.. Grimes A womcn'n wearing of an cncngcnifiit ring is a queer custom, when you come to think about it. Grant II. Is n left-hended way of tell ing the woVld she Is going to bo mar ried. "Mrs. Gettum Is polng lo give a Mocking c-iiower for her daughter. That's practical, Isn't It?" "No." "Why not? " "Because utti r a i hower the re .Is no use fur tho hose." Cleveland I'laln I fettle r. Shlnestand Customer Why do yon charge only a nickel for a shine, my lad? Khlneslaud Kid So that th' guy wi.l only a dime C spend will have a nlikel left fer a tip see? Baltimore American. Lawyer Theft, too, there will ! the i ourt-crler's fee. Fair Litigant i breach of promise) Oh, I eliall c'o n.y own i rying. 1 should never thlnlt (I trusting anybody else to do 1 hut. GeXKllH'SS, no! luck. "Fnl her," raid tho small boy, "what Is cn Investigation.'" "An Investiga tion, my son. Is usually an effort to lo cate tho responsibilities for a disaster i.fur it's too kilo to make ai.y diner erne." Washington Star. Vrs. McCall Is Mrs. Gassaway at home? The Servant Faith, gi1P in net, inu'nm, bR great gesid luck; but yo'd best 1'uvo yer card an' skedaddle away fur she's like to he in auny minyute now. Philadelphia Press. Long-Tulled Dog Don't you Ed tir fd of everlastingly wagging that little stump of yours? Flump-Tailed Dos No; it feels Just as If the tall was all thero, uml I get just r.s much fun out of the cxi iche us you do, with a good Ccu less work. Chicago Tribune. "Did you encourage your daughter's literary ambition?" "Decidedly," an iwcred the matier-of-faut woman. "If stio has the go-.rlplng instinct it if bound to come out, and idle d Letter le making up stories about imaginary j people "Jian about th"! neighbors." Washington Star. i'essie Harry Is a dear boy, and I have mado up my mind to marry him. Kitty You'vo changed your mind all of a sudden. ISessie Yes; last night he told me his mother was, probably, the pcorest cook that ever lived. After that, you kuow, I couldn't help feeling drawn toward him. I'm sure we shall live very happily together." Badger Should think you'd be afraid somebody would snoot you when you asked "Is your life insured?" A man might mistake your meuniug, you kuow, and think you hud dropped In to murder him. Browser I never had anybody offer to shoot mo; but on several occasions I have only escaped being kicked out by presence of mind and nimble, heels. "Dear me!" exclaimed Myrtilla, as the returned Irom the. book shops, "rummer fiction Is so very expensive." "I get all the summer fiction I can read," replied the wise young man, "and it costs me only a quarter." "Gra cious! How Is it possible?" "Oh, I write twenty-live postul cards to the tame number of beach and mountain rteoi'ta, requesting them to sem( me their descriptive booklets." Chicago Dally New a During the teething period Japan ese lnfaoti have an extra diet, con sisting of flab and crustaceae. mrnHnrrcxxD'- "liriJt.-trrr iiini-n-w--rxonriej Qt U, HtDOHALD. ATTOflNIT AT LAW, Urr tnhlt. ml ! iftnl, fism riirMl, (!'lriinriH ni'! ironir-tlr Oan Is Symlcms building, Kffno 1ini, . J j it. a. b noovKH, IthTNliM pHLMt, fA. Hi1m de.Mt.1. , !) tlnnvr bslldlsl 4ln lirst. l.i.!lr,r n, t.rattii(. J)M. L. 1 1. MF.ANS, DfvS TINT. Ofllen on see,,,,,! floor of I'lrst Na tloiuil hank buli iiiu, M.iin Mrcet. J)it. it. iMA-rr.r; ki.no, i r: :;t i. st. Office on seeo.vl floor TvmiMrrijo l eal KM.il.-. il,,lin;r, Mai,, street, Ite.Vlieililsvlile, Pii. JniTiCF, OF 'I MF. PKAC'E A.:d Iiea! Fslato Ajrenf. Ite.viio.'elsville!, I'n, KMITH M. McjCJIKJOHT, ATleiliNEY-AT-r.AW. Knlnry I'nMIe- nn l ', ICu'ei A(rnu. Cut. I'tl'.m will rnl . i.ni.t Hifliilin. Oltlue In II. lO.jriH.I'I'O'lll lUflKtirti to. Uulldluf. Mnlu Mre-nt, lo Jii'il.lavillr, l'. OFJtKVXOLDSrtLLh. Capital - . $50,000 Surplus - $40,000 ftrolt tlrC IrflniMi. I'rxaldrnli J. . Kluu.Vlee rrrtldri! John , KaiiehsrliashUr Directors! cotf MrC'lellnnd J. C. King Dsnled Netlsa John II ( orlielt .I II Ksueher O. W. Fuller It. II. Wilaon Dew eonf.rnllpnklm htilncii(in1 nllelU the .vniint of mcrcbiinin, iimfcmlniiHl men, furine-m, niei-hiiMli'B. inliiirn, luinlwrmf n tncl olliwrs, iirmnUlhif ibn imM. ruruful attontloa in thee Inmliietm nf nil tiers'iim. Hfe llroll Hi en for rent. Vint NhiIuouI HkdIc bulldlnt, Nolsa block Fire Proof Vault. r-TL SCE37EXE! ZVBHBBOti YOUNG'S PLANING MILL You will find Sash, Doors, Frames and Finish of all kinds, Rotth and Dressed Lumber, High Grade Var-. nislies, Lend and Oil Colors in nil shades. And also an overstock of Kails whicb I will sell cheap. J. V. TOUNC, Prop. PITTSBURG. Grain, Flcur end Feed. tVlifnt-Nn. Jreil Urin. II Ciiru - N'. II -, yv. H! ,o. 8 ji'Ik.w, !::il MlXfil r Oatt-No. V mil ii. fn. a whitH . til Ik) 7 41 ft HI li V, a jn n mi t .i M trl mi in so lu mi 10 u Flour Winier eiiiont Mrnliflil wlfliTs !!) .v.. liuollir ri fnr No. 1 Peril Kn : wlil! n l.1. Inn Hiown e't'ilniuii Bruit liulk tl iiw Win a! ot .... ! 'l .. uw . . ;'. i . . s 11 .. m in ..in im . o Vj ... u 5l Dairy Product. BMn-r-EMn irmiinir in ctiilo (-rtitiiirr li t i m y umry roll li ttlf.f.(. Ollil., ;ftW Void, new II Poultry, E.U. Hern-1 e-r lb 14 I 111. H'-Ii .!II-M .1 J Turkityn, n it) KkK-l'ii. ki.i1 Ohio, lre.li W Fruits and Vegetable. 1'elnto Nitir e.r bbl l'i CMbllMtftt .er t.l.l diilotm ,-r lriA ii.'i A t'l-l! jkjC tarrui Itii It 17 U IK S 00 1 Si 3 .VJ 7ft BALTIMORE. Pluiir Wlutcir fluent 10 t 4 J Win-iti Nn. itH, m lull Ci.ru mtxea 6 1 lit Ki! M V) bucinr- Crmi.er in ) PHILADELPHIA . Hour-W Inter I'uUut ..') Wkuat Nd. Ilcoil M Curu Su. 2intxeil 'oH Uui No.iwali itt Uuiier-CruHiiitirv, eiri Ill fcnKa-riiuiiivuuU Mill Itf 1 UJ NEW YORK. Hour- rUm.... V ij. i.i-.n... il rtd Cum-No. t O.lhu. 'd lnl , ii.tltur Cruiiiiiery - .eSO) . 1 IM 41 - 17 IH 5 S(l I u7 ei ' M IX LIVE STOCK. L'nlon Stock Yards, Pittsburc;. Cattle. Pillue l.mvj, HfOlo J6UU lej J T I S TV tilu.e. l.lUk. 14CJ ll. ft 1.1 A4J M.UHIIU. liW lu 1.UU lu 4 ii 6 lu f'il l'Ollel II 90 4 l bui.ii-r, uvcl to louu lu . lii Si U.miuuu tu Uir II iu HJI 'jitu, l uiuiiion to fit 0J i oi ti'llllnoll O'KOO'l lul bulla mill 0OH V&l D M MIK'B to k.bucii tbit tfijj Hogs. First National Bank Prime livjr lioirt l d.v 6f) Prune ineilluiu weltftltt W.H 111 ftml het heuvy 'uiker uud tneiUlliu.. ft (M) HV liouU I'lfa Hiitl lltflityurkur fttt ftTJ 'ill. VUU1U11.U luuood 4io 4(ti lol.llU 4 01 4 41 bUg jj 4Jj Sheep. tllr,inelluui welbar f 4 n 4 DO uuud to cUoica 4 o:i 41 leillum II tf 7S I'uniinun lo fair 9U' v oo rnus Lamb Hi) t0 Calvea, Vtal.eztra. ft 00 TOO V i , sucol til clioiua IM 4(M Will, I'OUIIUOU UMTf IW Ii)