BP la independent journal devoted to the interestn of Reynold sville. Published weekly. One Dollar per year strictly in advance. VOUiJIE 13. KEYN0LDSV1LLE, PENN'A- WEDNESDAY. AUOUST 3, 1901. NUMBEH 12. Old Reliable BANNED Always the Best. QBXTKAL STATU NORMAL SCHOOL. .1. II. ll.H'KIMIF.K, I'rln. Lock iiavkn, pa. Fai.Ii Tkkm 15 Wi:kk Bkoi.ns Ski tkyhkk 5th, 1004. I,tii yeiirwtiH tho mot HttrceKifiil In the hUtnry of this Important school iilMmt TIN) 'studi'iita. l.oc-ttion unions? tin monnitilns of (Yniritl IVmmvl vttniii, wllh lliii water, Nfilcndiil Iniilrt Iiil'k tinil excellent Hitiilitiry I'ondliloriH inn ko It. mi lili'ti! tralnlnkf whool. In addition to It Normal course It also Iiiih an excellent Colli'tfo Preparatory I'nimrimcnt In elmi-ne of an honor irmdtiitle of Princeton. It alpo Iiiih ill-purl iiifiitH In M iisic, Klncntion and MtlsihfsM. It hiiM a well cdlicutcd far . ultv. Ilrit; uyiiiuiinIuiii and iitliloiic licld. Address for Illustrated catalog, THE PRINCIPAL. -FOR TWO WEEKS ONLY- Carpet and Rug Sale Monday, August 8th, to Saturday, August 20th. FOR CASH. You Never had Such Prices Offered Ax minsters - - Wilton Velvets - 1.20 reduced to Lansdown Velvets - ,85 reduced to Tapestry Brussels Lakeside .80 reduced to Lansdown Brussels - .60 reduced to Tapestry Brussels - .75 reduced to Extra Super Sanitary - ,35redjcedto Sultana Cottage - - .30 reduced to All Wool Ingrain - ,75 reduced to Extra Super C C. - .65 reduced to Excelsior Extra Super , ,45 reduced to Floor slzo 7 x 12 rugs In Axmlnstar Velvet, Body Brussels Tapestry at cost. Dresser, Door and Floor Rugs, Lace Curtains Mattings nt prices that will surprise you. You miss this you ml bargain. O. R. HALL Z Fnr The name Eldredge has stnod for tha BUSV In the Sewing Machine World. rrs . Hera Is New tldredjct BETTER I nirtV hn EVER, and Superior to all " J others. Poative take-up; self set v tins' m-edle; self threading bliuttle; I nutoiiiutictensioureleane;iiiitumatic O M,ht,iu winder: positive fourmolion feed; capited neddle bar; noiseless aelf adjusting roller bcnriiifr wheel, steel pitman; five ply lsmiiinted woodwork, with a beautiful act uf nickeled steel fittachincutH. Ask your denier for the Improved Ftdreoga D" and do not buy any machine until you have ccn It. National Sewing Machine Co. BELVIDERE. ILLINOIS. a j uorrMAX, aoknt. HvifnoltlHville, l'u. 2 1 II 711 IMP tt'H ff.BTH IB NOTHTNQ XJX3D' r., n . ""Juhket .ww. -u-t iuih wniie LACOUBRET la L. JOHNSTON, JUSTlCKOF THE PHACK. Oflli-B four rlimt from Uiws House, West. ltcynolflMVillt', I'll. piUESTEU mos , UN DKItTA K EU3. Mark mill while fiim-rnli'nrs. Minn street. Keynoliisviile, I'll. f H HUUHK3, I UNDERTAKING AND PICTURK FRAMING. The H. C. Hiirlnl Lewie 1ms liern tested And found nil i-lulit. I'iieiipeKt form of 1 n -nuritni'e. J-eeurp h rout met. Woodward llulullnir, Keynolilsvllle I'll. fHE CLARION STATU NORMAL vSCIIOOL. Furnishes professional training for teachers Prepares young paoplo for college Offers ex cellent facilities tor srpn'jral edu cation. FUEE tuition for pros pective teachers. Board, room rent and laundry for school year, 42 weck9, 1127.00 : for 'fall torm, 111 weeks, $411.00. Station of Pittsburg, Summer vllle & Clarion Railroad direct ly opposite Normal laundry. Fall torm opens Tuesday, Sep tember , 1!04. For furthor particulars address PRINCIPAL NORMAL SCHOOL. Clarion, Pa. $1.40 reduced to $ J .05 .90 .70 .65 ,45 .60 .25 .20 .63 .50 .35 and and I .1 ALLEGHENY COLLEGE. One of the oldest and beat College In the country. Good tradition. Strong (acuity. Health nil and attractive situation, beautifully wooded campus. Commodious buildings. Adequate equip ment. Five courses of study. Over Ufly Elmitlve ooumee offered. Only Phi Beta Kappa College In Weatern Pennaylvanla. Moral and religioua tone healthful and wholuaome. Kzpenaca unusually moderate. Help for needy students with good brains. Pall term opens September no. Virile President William 11. Crawford, MeadTlUe, Pa. Facts Worth Trying. If you are troubled with aches and pain, And all things elseyouhave tried in vain Try Nature's Herbs. It will all your troubles ex pel. And make you cheerful, hap py and well. FOR SALE AT Chaa. P. Koorner'g grocery Btore, Reynoldbvillr), Fa., and A. Curl (ton's store, Prescottville, Pa. Wedding Invitations and Visit ing Cards neatly and prompt ly printed at The Star office. HOUSEHOLD LACQUta W. PR reaterlng original lustra and ten to old worn, scratched nd laded furniture, woodwork and floors. dries over night and wears like rawhide. It III or cracK, all rhrht In innm for .tl,l.. a ,hii.a can apply It. i.i-Vf6!?6! 'f oWJ" convenient packages ready for nse Is) bl'E'n h VtU"r. Mhg"y 1 Cherry, Walnut. Rosewood, klch Red, Moss Oreen, and -Cleer1'. It Is TRANbl.UChN I . noni fading, brilliant and durable. Superior In point of nsr to anything on the market. " Aak for Color CorJ on Inatruotivo booklat "THE DAINTY DCCORATOR." FOR tVALX BY THE KEYSTONE HARDWARE COMPANY GRAY SQUIRRELS. They Will Eat Meat and Hair Beam Kiuitti to Hob lllrde Neata. It linst been well en I1 Hint the gray aqulrroN one awn everj wltere In gome of our New Knulnnd tow tm nre nil In dicntlnn of a IiIkIiit rlvlllr.ntlon. It ia certainly n pliMimire to mc tltoHe gnu'e ful crtrnturca runnliiK uitobh trolley trnt-ks or over Inwn tiiimolested. A gtrniiKor would Itnve n vry lilli eiitl innte of tlic people of u city that could draw to it tlioao uliy nnlmnlg. Like ninny rodent, however, gray aqulrrela will ent tnont on occnHlona. Tliey will even rob birds' ncata. A friend on wliom 1 enn rely told me of two or throe lustnncoH In Arlington, Mnu., wlitM-e grny snuirrcls hntl roltbed rob ins' noMs, having been cnught in the very act. One winter dny, in going nlong a wild mountnln mrentn, I was attracted by a fresh grny miulrrel track, and on fol lowing it found where the ariiilrrel hnd killed ond cnten a mouse, lie hnd evi dently dug out the mouse, for I anw where he hnd dug snow and leavea nwny from the roots of some black nlilers to some depth. Then, taking the tiouse In his teeth, he hnd run a few feet to a knoll, the mouse's tall hnvlng left Its print in the snow be tween the trnrlis of the squirrel, and cnten It, leaving blood, hair and pieces of bone to tell of the feast. One time I gnve a young woodchuck to nn old Irishwomnn, who fed the chuck on ham. Now, If a woodchuck would ent ham, why not a gray squir rel ent mice or young birds? We havo anundnnt proof that many flesh eaters will, on occasions, eat vegetable food as well as rodents eating flosli. Lover of both squirrels and birds mny lind It possible to protect in some way the nests of thrushes, warblers, etc. John rturroughs In Outing. MODEL LODGINGS. What the Ro'wton Heaas gcheme) 1st London Gives Ita Patrons. Every man who comes to a Ilowton bouse is Impressed with the fnct that he enn there obtnin better value and more comfort than he enn get any where clhe. Ho flnda that the condi tions under which he Uvea are Im proved and that he haa congenial sur roundings and associates. All the re sources of civlllr.ntlon he can have bright, warm, comfortable rooms, lavn torles Willi basins supplied with hot and cold water, footbaths without ex tra payment and a full length bath with soap nnd towels for the nominal charge of one penny. A man can do his own laundry work If he bo wishes. He can use nay uf the reading, smok ing or writing rooms, and, above all, he has absolute freedpm aa regards his mode of living. Although the Ilowton House scheme provides a complete restaurant whero food of all kinds can be procured at ex ceptionally low prices, probably cheap er than at any other place in London, at the Siime time no resident Is obliged to purchase uny of the commodities supplied by the company. Residents can, if they choose, buy everything they want outside the building, while inside the Ilowton houses' they will And provided for them, without charge, every cook lug utensil necessary, with cutlery, crockery, etc., without limit. A constant supply of boiling water Is at hand, and good fires and cooking ranges ore kept going at all times. A specially arranged scullery, fitted with white gluzed sinks, with supplies of hot and cold water, is provided, so that uny man desirous of preparing bis own food cun do so without any supervision or uny interference from his fellows. Sir Ulchurd, Farrant in Cornhlll Maga zine. Clean Hands. On the subject of uuclean bands a physician says that cases of infection tuut could be accounted for in no other way hove been explained by the fin gers as a vehicle. In handling money, especially paper, door knobs, banisters, cur strafis and a hundred things that every one must frequently touch, there are chunces innumerable of picking up genus of typhoid, scarlatina, diph theria, Biuallpox, etc. Wherefore to avoid any dangerous results the pre ventive is simply to wash the hands immediately and scrupulously before eating or touching that which is to -be eaten. Turned tha Tables. Mr. Shiirpe (old lawyer) Ilea trice, is It possible tUut, in spite of my positive orders to the contrary, you huve been allowing that young Bnoodle to persist in his attentions to youT Miss Bea trice Futher, I decline to answer that question: Mr. Stiurpe You do, bey? I'd like to know why. MIbs Beatrice tin the ground that the answer might lucrimlnule me. und I'd like to see you get urouud that! Chicago Tribune. A Sensitive Conaulenoa, Carrie Goodness, it's that horrid old bore, Wllkltis. Tell him I have gone out. Belle--No, I won't tell a story, but I will y that you have not come buck yet. Her Seereta. "Never tell u secret, dear. It would be a great bi-euch of confidence." "What must I do with it, luuiuma?" "Well-bring It to me!" THE SNIPE'S DRUMMING. A Natnrallat'e Theory aa to Haw the Sonnd la l'rodared. It Is disputed whether the snipe's drumming a curious noise, suggestive of a miniature thrashing machine is made hy the bird with Its wings or by Its tail or by both wings nnd tail. Nome recent observations Incline me strongly to believe that the tail plays, at any rate, the more Important part. During the performance the bird flies at a great height round and round In a wide, sweeping circle. At Intervals he makes a sudden and rapid descent, holding his wings partly flexed nnd his tall spread to lis full extent The out ermost tall feather on either side points outward at a greater angle thnn those adjoining It, so that when the bird Is watched through a good field glass day light shows between it nnd the next, and. If I am right In my view, the drumming sound Is due to the rush of air against this isolated feather. The snipe's tail feathers seem so puny that It Is at first difficult to believe that they can produce so great a result. But if an outer one be taken It Is slightly sclmlter shuped, with the outer web much reduced and swung rapidly through the air the drumming noise may be distinctly heard, though It seems but n very faint -echo of tho loud, throbbing hum that startles one when it suddenly descends from au ethereal height, and the small bird Is descried, hardly more than a speck to the naked eye, circling round In wild career and now. and then swooping headlong downward and thrilling the air with his weird music London Na ture. THE LITERARY DETECTIVE. His Hant la One That Adda Spire to Ufa Reading;. Thero. is a certain type of literary man who seems' content to take little part In the struggle of letters beyond keeping an eye on his contemporaries and pouncing down on them every now nnd then to nccuse them of having given a meaning to such and such a word which that word should not pos sess. It Is strange that the number of these literary detectives Is not larger, for there are few more fascinating oc cupations than this. It lends a spice to onc'a rending. The dullest book be comes as readable aa the most deftly written novel. 06113111 words have tak en to themselves meanings In the course of time which they have no right to possess. "I'honoinenon" is a very hardened offender. To use this word as meaning something "strange" instead of something "that appears and is visible" Is to Insure arrest ut tho hands of the detective. Lately tho word "temper" bus been exposed. Through long Impunity it has come to imply bad temper, whereas, If It hud its rights, it should mean just the re verse. We strongly advise every one who desires a never falling source of amusement to rend the next novel he takes up with the eye of the detective. Starting with the easier words, llko "phenomenon," the novice mny go on from strength to strength until before long nothing can escape htm. The ex ercise, moreover, Is not only a pleasure, but a duty. London Globe. Whr Windmills Burned Down. Of tho production of fire by the fric tion of wood against wood windmills of the old construction gave on a lurge scale some disastrous examples. When the force of the ' wind increased the miller was obliged to bring each of the sails in succession to the ground In or der to unclothe it, but when sildden squalls came on this was impractica ble, and the mill in extreme cases ran away that ia, could not be stopped. Everything was now done to Increase the grip of tha wooden brake round the great wheel on the driving shaft, and water was poured copiously over them, but In apite of all this flames would sometimes burst out from the intense friction and the mill be probubly burned down as the result. The beau tiful machinery of tho modem wind mill, by which the miller controls the action of the sails from the interior of the building, has reduced this danger to a minimum. Notes and Queries. Memory. There are 100 different varieties of memory, and perhaps we cannot alto gether choose which we will possess, though every sort, when we have the germs of It, muy be cultivated. To leurn anything by heart tho best plan is to read a sentence and repeat It without a book, then read the next seutcuce and repeat the two, and so on. Repetition is of greut Importance, "line upon line." More is learned und remembered by reading through one book twice than by reading two hooks unce. After a thing has been learned It must bo reculled und gone over at Intervals, or the impression will fudu away. I Those Svreet Cllrle. Druslllu I did not see you at the Vunblunt 'reception lust night, dear. Dorothy No. I hoped to be able to go up to the last moment, but was pre vented. Druslllu (sweetly) Yes; I know the invitations were limited. Ht. Louis RepulUic. We all spend too much time in com plaining that we luck time to do tola vs.-Atchison a lobe. KING OF BEASTS. The Way an Old: African Hunter Points Out the Monarch. In discussing the question, "Which Is the king of beasts?" an old African bunte" says: "Come with me to n desert pool some clenr, moonlight night when the shad ows nre deep and sharply cut nuil the moon herself In the dry, cloudless nlr looks like a ball. All Is nearly ns bright ns dny, only the Unlit is silver, not gold. Hit down on that nick nnd watch the thirsty animals ns they drink buffalo, rhinoceros, antelope, quagga; occasionally, If the witter Is large, lions too. But what has fright ened the antelope nnd tuni.-pi that they throw their heads up for a second ami fade awny Into the shadows? The oth er beasts, too, nre listening and now leave the sides of the pond. Nothing but the inevitable, irrepressible Jackal, that gnmln among wild things, remains in view. - "As yet your dull human ears have caught no sound, but very soon tho heavy trend and low, rumbling note of an oncoming herd of elephants reach you. They nre at the water. Tito Jackals have sat down with their tails sralght out behind them, but not an other creature Is to be seen. The king drinks. Not a sound Is heard. Ho squirts tho water over his back, makes the whole pool muddy and retires sol emnly, leaving hia subjects, who now gather round, to make the best of what ho has fouled. "This is the king in the opinion of beasts." THE DINNER TABLE. Some lllnta on lloir to tlrlime When Accidents llnniien. Accidents will happen. If one ball pens to spill something he Is unfortu nate, but a ready, earnest apology to the hostess Is all that he can do to rem edy the dllliculty. A careful hostess will acknowledge the npology and Im mediately change the subject. This story Is told of a hostess at whose tublo a beautiful chlnn cup was broken. "Never mind," she said pleas antly. "They break so easily. See!" And she crushed one in her hand. Her method was rather too elabo rate. It would have been quite ns sat isfactory to the offender and fnr more genteel hnd she said: "I hope you havo received no Injury. Tho cup doesn't matter in the least." If a morsel of food drops from tho fork to tho tablecloth do not attempt to remove It If a guest drops a fork or a spoon ho should let it He. Tho hostess will provide nnother. If anything distasteful be taken Into the mouth It mny be removed on tho corner of tho napkin, when it can bo folded away or placed quietly on tho plate. If a bit of food falls on the waistcoat of a guest ho should remove ns much of it as he can quietly with tho corner of bis napkin. Dnmnacns Swords. To the lovers of strange goods the bazaars of Damuscus arc far more alluring than those of Cairo or of Con stantinople. The capacious chests of the merchants contain much that we would buy were our purses longer. Old, embroideries of wonderful colors, deli cate china, silks of many hues, swortls of cunnliu: workmanship, all these be piled bcsl.Ie us on the floor. It is but seldom that u really good apcclmcu of the Damascus sword can be obtalncl, for the nit of working und engraving steel is dead. These swords were made of alter nate layers of Iron and steel, so finely tempered that the blade would bend to the hilt without breaking, with au edge so keen that no coat of mall could resist it, and u surface so highly pol ished that when u Moslem wlshud to rearrange his turban be used his sword for a looking gluss. In the Great Western Wheat Belt. One squuro mile of wheat. IOver see it? Transcontinental trains used to atop in the Smoky Hill valley of Kan gag to allow pussengera a view of such a wonder. . It realized all the travel era' dreams of agricultural splendor. Hundreds such visions now mark the great grain urea of tho plains, but their beauty Is none tho less. Six hundred and forty acres of weulth! it shim mered beneath the perfect opalescent blue of the sky, the tall straws bending with their weight of grain. Standing on the scat of tho reaper one might see in tho distance a glimmer of green pas tures nnd cut eh glimpses of rustling fluids of corn, but here wus the hnvrt of summer. C. M. Harger in Berli ner's. JaetlfylBaT Hla Lecture. A lecturer who hud a very lino lec ture on "Tho Decudenee of l'ure Hug tlsh" gave hla address before a wo man's club. At the close of tho talk a very much overdressed woman of the "fuss and feuthers" type caino up to him and suld: "I did enjoy your tulk ever and ever so much, und I agree with you thut the English, lunguago is decaying awfully. Hardly no one talks proper nowadays, and tho hind only knows whut the next generation will talk like If nothing ain't done ubout it." There would not be so many open mouths If there were not so iiuiuy opeu ears.-Hall. THE WATWA OF AFRICA. A Cnrlnna Tribe, Voir Mown In the Scale et Humanity. . A hunter of big game In Africn gives a description of n trlbo of natives whom ho found there, the Wntwu. "These natives," he says, "live In the swamps, their staple nrticle of diet be ing fish nnd flour made from the seed of tho water Illy, nlthough during the rains they grow patches of cassava root and sweet potntoes at the edge of the swamp. They smenr their bodies with mud to protect them from mosquitoes and nre extremely dirty and evil smelling In consequence. They are very low down In the scale of hu manity and bnvo a bad reputation among tribes living on the high ground, which reputation they upheld during our visit. We engaged several Watwa natives ns carriers, but they only came to see what they could stenl. One dny I shot a reed buck In sight of tho cninp nntl left two Watwa to cdtry It in while I went nfter a bnrtbeest, but I never saw either men or buck again. It was no use following thctn into the Fwatnps, ns they knew every inch of the ground and water. They bad small canoes hidden everywhere, and immediately they crossed a stream they sunk tho canoe again where they alone knew whero to find it Our boys wero afraid to follow them, as they Used poisoned arrows nnd sometimes set poisoned stakes In the tracks lead ing to their haunts." DAME JULIANA BERNER. She Was a Fifteenth Century Author. Ity on Fly Klahlnst. Tho first printed English book on angling wus Dume Juliana llerner's "Book of St. Albans," which appeared about 1450, nnd contained a chapter entitled "A Treutyse on Fyshyunge With nn Angle." Fly fishing must have been practiced much curlier tliuu this, as nothing but a gradual evolution could account for the complete list of files for the fish ing months of the yenr which it gives. To Dame Bcrner belongs the honor of first telling that the salmon could bo cuught with the fly. She snys: "Al so ye may take hym, but It is seldom seen with a dubbe at such times us when ho leplth in lyke fourme nnd munero as ye do a trought or a gray ling." Her knowledge seems more complete thnn could have been that of tho original Inventor, so that the tlmo when fly fishing originated in British waters must remain uncertain. biinio Berner'a files will kill, trout today, nnd her twelve wero the foun dation of thoso of which Izaak Wal ton suld quaintly in 1053: "Thus have you. a jury of files, likely to betray and condemn all the trouts in the river." LOGGERHEADS. This Name Ia Given to Mom Turtles and Other Aalmala. The gluut turtles which are found along tho Atlantic coast and frequently in southern waters In great numbers aro known as loggerheads. They com monly attain a weight of 1,600 pounds, aro raptd swimmers and are often seen far from land, floating asleep upon the waves. Curulvorous by nature these bugo tortoises feed on crabs and fish, espe cially on a largo species of conch, which they break open with their massive jaws. Tho flesh of this terrapin is leathery and oily, with a strong smell of musk. Young specimens are more palatuble and are often on sule in the markets. A duck, as large as our goose, which is native of the shores of Tlerra del Fuego and the Falkland isles Is also called loggerhead, from its seeming Btupidity and helplessness. In the West Indies this name Is also given to two or three sorts of fly catchers. Protected tha Jndste. After the jury in a Texas case bad llBtcned to tho charge of the court and had gone to their jroom to deliberate upon the verdict, one of the twelve went right to the point by saying: "That thar like Muldrow orter bo convicted an gen'ral principles. lie's bud as they make 'em." As tho hum of approval went around a weazened little Juror said, "I heerd that Plko guy it out that he'd go gun nlu' fur us, if we sent him up, jes' soon's ho got out, an' fur the jedge too." "We must pertect the Jedge," they agreed, and the verdict was "Not guil ty." Detroit Free Frees. Peculiar Ornament. Berlin has probubly ono of the most peculiar ornuments for a reading room that has ever been seen in a similar posltlou in a civilized country. This Is a gravestone which stands, lurge und massive, in one corner of a small room. It is not only a gravestone, but is In its legitimate position at the head of a grave. The history of its location in tho house is interesting. It was not put up in tho house, but the bouse wus built around the stone. Its original position was in the burial grounds In the churchyard at St. Hedwig's. - If the people who know us best did not deceive us pretty often wo should cousldur them disagreeable. Fuck. A THEATRICAL' MUSEUM. Treasures of tha Property Roam ef: tha Theatre Ffancals. Great passions villi ever carry it over Treat upholstery If yuu give them their i chance. To this dny the only setting j of the chief scene of "La Mnlade Ima-j giiuilre" at the Francais Is on arm-j chnlr. It Is carried on by a couple of; lackeys, as though it had Just been re moved from a furniture van, and Is planted right In the middle of the stage. Thnt chnlr Is the very one In which Mollcrc, plnying the part of Ar-j gnn In his own piece, suffered the first shock of tho illness that cnrrled htm off. It Is but one of the treasures' of a house thnt fc) a perfect museum not only of historic properties, but of the whole art of the stage. In the greenroom, as M. Delorme, Its historian, hns told us. In the comtnltteo room, in the office of tho administra tor, In tho archives, in every pnrt of the thenter to which the public hns no access, there Is a prodigious muss of full length portraits, of medallions, of genre pictures, of engravings, draw ings, tnnrbles. bronzes, of statuettes. These, with the works exhibited In tho public rooms, form a unlquo collection whereof every piece belongs in some sort to the history of tho house of Mo Here. The museum of accessories Is as rich In its way as the museum of painting and statuary. Here we may find tho mandolin used in "The Barber of Se ville," an Instrument of rnre beauty of form, purity of tono nnd antiquity of make. Here, too, Is the original jrul-' tar of "The Marriage of Figaro." When the piece come out In 1784 the man agement thought it was so snre to fall that it was not worth whllo to buy a guitar for the hero. An instrument was accordingly hired at 10 francs a night. The piece ran for fifty rjlphts a "tremendous success" for that period nnd In the excitement of this sur prise the conditions on which the gui tar hnd been obtnlned were totally for gotten until the owner presented his bill for 500 francs. Richard Wbltclng In Nineteenth Century. A PAPER OF TACKS. Ton can't civilize the fellow who doesn't care. The jest advice some of ns can give is, "Do as I don't" The goodness of the untemptcd Is as flat as eggs without salt. The more brains under the hat the less Jewels hanging to the clothes. Some folks ought to take their con sciences out once in awhile for exer cise. Being ahead of time may Bpoll a min ute; being behind time may waste a day. Silence Isn't always golden. The talk er with something to say Is worth n dozen keep stills. The school Is tho present's birthplace of futures, and when we shorten its usefulness we rob ourselves and we steal from the future. Huyfleld Mower. Had Eaten tha Details. The editor of a country newspaper is often his own reportorlnl staff as well, and some of his experiences when out after news would make interesting reading. The editor of a flourishing Journal in a northern California town recently called at tho "home of the bride's parents" the day after the wed ding. He was desirous of telling bis readers all about the event and wished to give the young couple a good send off as well. The bride's mother met him. "Good morning, Mrs. Jones," Bald the editor. "I've called to get some of the details of the wedding." "Goodness," replied Mrs. Jones in dis may, "they're all gone. You ought to have come last night. They ate every scrap." San Francisco Bulletin. Bishop Brooke Answer. Bishop Phillips' Brooks never mar--rled, but at ono time was very much admired," courted and annoyed by a wealthy maiden ludy of New York. To her numerous communications, full of admiration and modest suggestions, she received no encouragement from Dr. Brooks. Recalling . her advanced age, she grew desperate and offered,, in addition to her heart and hand, all! her wealth. In reply she received the; following: j Madam Tour wealth give to the needy, i your heart to the Lord und your hand to tha man that uska fur it neasona Obvious. "We will sing 'Awuke, Ye Saints,' Im mediately before the sermon tomor row," annouueed the minister at choir practice on Suturduy afternoon. "Don't you think," inquired the ob servant tenor, "that it would be moro appropriate to sing it immediately aft er the sermon?" New Orleans Tica yune. Caol. ' . Colonel Gruff I understand ty daughter Is determined to marry you. i Well, I want to Buy to you that she's i crazy. Mr. Nervy Ah, hereditary, I suppose! Exchuuge. Than Us Want llama. He I dreamed of you lust night Do you ever dreum uf me? She (suppress ing a yawn) No, but I'd like to very much. Detroit Free Tress. V