An independent journal devoted to the interests of Reynoldsiille. Published weekly. One Dollar per year strictly in advance. VOLUME 12. REYNOLDSVILLE, PENN'A., WEDNESDAY, APKIL20, 1901 NlUIfiEfi 48. The Romantic Actor, Mr. CLIFTON MALLORY, in T. W. Robertson's tamous ungusn umeay, DAVID GARRICK Reynold Opern House Thursday and Friday Evenings, April 21 and 22 Elks Chnrlty F"uncl qnflt. CAST OF CHARACTERS SIMON INGOT, the wealthy London Director Dn. W. A. Henry ADA INGOT, his daughter, a spoiled child Genevifa'k Dean RICHARD CHIVY, an EdkIIsIi oit An. F. Harms SAMUEL SMITH, a silk merchant Frank Alexander Mr. SAMUEL 8MITH, his wife, fuBby Liw.ik Shijuhhou REGINALD JONES, a cotton merchant Homer Phh-mih Mlu ARIMINTA BROWN, eaHlly shocked Cob Shaffer THOMAS, Insrot' servant Leonard Harris GEORGE. Garrlck's valet Frank Alexander CLIFTON MALLORY, as "DAVID GARRICK," the celebrated EnglUh Actor COSTUMES English court of tlie period 1742, by Hermann and Miller. Mr. Mallory' costumes, by A. E. GauchW. SCENERY Uy Bosnian & Landls. Incidental muslo by Mrs. Clifton Mallory, Mimical Director. S Y NO P SIS. ACT I. June 1742. Time, mornlnsr and afternoon. Scone Salon In Ingot's house. ACT II. Time, afternoon and evening. Scone, same as Act I. ACT III. Time, early the next morning. Scene Apartments of David Garrlok, the celebrated Englsh Actor in Loailon. Musical Program which Precedes Action r.f. Play " SAILORS' FROLIC Florence Stoke Sadie Ford Halllo Hums Rosie Hughes Gertrude McMahon Ella McDonald Frances Green Mary McMahon Florence Green t' Annie Bohren Gertrude Goodor Blanche Dlllman Marlon Harris Ruth Whlttaker Margaret Phalen Alice Degnan Johanna Oelslur Hazel Hoffman MILITARY DRILL. Olive Sykes Nellto Foley, Captain Mary Wlndle Alice Handyside Jane Bates Laural McPheraon Susan McKernan Dolla Lynch Joanna Mllllren Malfsna Sonmir Florence Harris Althea Brewer Mayme Haura Maude King Bessie Baum Phyllis Hays Lena Brennao "SUSIE'S BAND." Marlon Harris Drum Major Josephine Montgomery Cornot Dorothy Scaultze Cornet Anna Williams Trombono Sarah Shannon Alto Nellie Flannery Cornet Margaret Wildauor Cornet Mary Bolger Snare Drum Rosettla Montgomery Tuba Margaret Flannery Bass Drum ENTIRE HOUSE RESERVED AT FIFTYCENTS. Our canned goods that got wet are about all sold We want to reduce stock in some lines And will offer some spec ial bargains this week. Robinson & Mundorff. The Star's Want Column never fails to bring results. "There la -evidently on erroneous idea broad concerning the harvesting of the banana crop," sold n imin who hns been for seven yenrs ou n plnntntlnn In Honduras. . "The statement thnt four or five crops of banauna lire Inm ost el n yenr Is entirely incorrect. A crop Is hnr vested on an average of every fifteen daya throughout the year. Each thrifty banana plant has many suckers or stalks growing from a single root at the same time. Due or more bunches of the ripening fruit arc cut from a sin gle stalk, while the other stnlks grow ing from the same root nre left un touched, and In fifteen days another of the stalks la shorn of Its fruit. This process continue Incessantly during the year. In July and August it is necessary to cut off the ripening bitucu ea every ten days, while In December and January about once a mouth la sufficient, the average throughout the year being practically fifteen days." Mexican Herald. Who Were Therf To one great fact do all the most an cient epochs of blBtory bear witness; one and all they prove the existence In yet more remote past of an alrendy advanced civilization ttuch us could only have been gradually attained after long and arduous groping. Who were the Inaugurate of this civilization? Who were the earliest Inhabitants of the earth? To what bloloKlcul conditions were they subject? What were the physical and climatic conditions of the globe when they lived? Hy whnt flora and fauna were they surrounded? Hut science pushes her Inquiry yet further. She desires to know the origin of the human race when, how and Why men first appeared upon the eurth, for, from whatever point of view he Is consider ed, man must of necessity have had a beginning. "Manners and Monuments of Prehistoric Peoples." C'llmklna a, Coeoannt Tree. Cocoanuts when ripe fall to the ground and when neeessnry are pluck ed by men who climb up. It sometimes makes one's blood run cold to hoc them run up the trees Uko moonkeys. Two ways are practiced for mounting the trunk. In tho case of a small tree, or at an odd moment, the man wulks up the trunk, keeping his feet Hat against It and throwing his weight buck from It as much as possible, retaining his position at the same timo hy the ten sion of bis arms. The other and nafi-r plan 1 to pass a loop of cord around the feet, which are thus kept close to gether, and grasp tho trunk of the tree, the arms In tho meantime assisting tho climber, who moves upward in a erics of Jumps. Tree Kill Tree. A Victoria clcrgyiuun had an orange and a pine tree In his garden. One spring It was noticed that tho orange tree was drooping, nnd on digging down he found that the roots of the pine, which stood at some distauce, bad twisted around tho taproot of tho orange tree and were strangling it to death. The offending roots were un twisted and cut away, and the droop ing plant revived. The tree eventually died. Then on digging down at a greater depth the clergyman found tho pine bad attacked the orange root low er down and accomplished lta murder ous end. A Hint to the Knaaated. There is a superstition which saya that engaged couples who are photo graphed together never got married. Superstition Is gradually dying down, so that few would he kept back by an old woman's saying. There la, how ever, one thing which should keep en gaged couples from being photographed together, and that la the thought that If either or both should marry some one else the fewer tokens there nre of previous love affulrs the greater 1 the chance of happiness In the final choice. Oktchlae Pla-eona In Queenstowa. The ragged children of Queens town catch pigeons In a curious way. Seat ed In a row on the edge of the pave ment, they each have a string stretch ing into the road, at tho end of which la a noose surrounding some tempting breadcrumbs. Homeless pigeons pounce on the meal and are aa quickly Jorked to the pavement by the cheering youths. London Graphic. A Caution. Eeglnald-I lovo you, Madeline. For you I would give up family, position, wealth. Madeline-Hold, Iteglnuld! Giving up family Is all right; I fulu would be spared a mother-in-law. Give up your position if you can get a better one, but please bold on to your wealth. We may ueed It. The Wioii Market. Mrs. Newlywed Have you any nice lumps this morning? Butcher Slumps? What are they? Mrs. Newlywed In deed, I don't know, but my husband Is always talking about a slump In the market, and I thought I ahould like to try aome. Philadelphia Record. Whf He Dian't Par. "I have bet a silk hat with .that man five times in the lust yeur, und be has never paid me one of them." "That so? I didn't know he was In the bablt of breaking bis word." "Oh, be Isn't; be won the bets." WILLING TO HELP. I a OM Seninnn'a Scheme to Wta Honor Fur a Favorite. An nhiUBlng story Is told of an old seaman on one of the United States cruisers In the north Atlantic squad ron. Ho was not a person of wide af fections, but he had a worm place In bis heart for a young ensign who had been kind to him In many little ways. One day n landsman fell from the rigging to the water, nnd as he could not b wlni ho would have been drowned but for n young olllcer who sprang In after him and held him up till assist ance came. Later the young officer received a complimentary letter from the secre tary of tho navy. Every one rejoiced but the old seaman; he coveted the let ter for his ensign. "That's rt nice thing to have, letter like that," be said n few days later. "You ouulit to have one." "I don't quite see bow I can get one," laughed the ensign. "Well, see here," said the old man eagerly. "Tomorrow night I'll be In the main chains, fussing with some thing or other, nnd I might fall In, and yon could Jump after me." "Thnt would be very good of you," said the ensign gravely, "but, you see, I'm not good swimmer by any means." "Ho, that's no matter!" said the old seaman. "I'll hold you up till the boat comes." CRACKED VOICES. A Lack of Mnaenlar Control la What Cannes tho Break, The pitch of the human voice de pends primarily upon the number of vibrations per second of the vocal cords, and theso, In their turn, depend on the length, size and degree of ten sion of tho cords, which Increase In length with tho growth of the larynx. One of the deepest bass notes, from the greater length of the cords, has only eighty double vibrations a second, while a soprano voice can give 002 such vibrations In the snmo time. The sl;.e of a bid's larynx Is, roughly, that of ii woman's, but when the pip ing schoolboy Is shooting up Into man hood his larynx grows rapidly and the vocal cords become elongated nearly In ti e proportion of three and a half to two. The cartilages by which their tension Is regulated also share in this growth, as Is seen by the swelling of the so culled "Adam's apple." Now, nil these parts do not Increase with equal rapidity; hence the muscu lar control, which must be very exact, Is rendered uncertain and the voice la said to "break." A similar change takes place in the case of women, but very much less In amount, and far ther compensation In tho formation of the upper part of tho larynx serve to disguise the e fleet. lliilmon'a Choice, Tom I've been bidden to hor wed ding, but I'm not going. Dick But your absence will surely be noticed. Do you think you can af ford that? Tom Well, when you can't afford to have your presents noticed your ab sence is Imperative. Philadelphia Press. Where It Should lleln. "But why do you have your hero marry In the first chapter?" they asked. "Because," replied tho author, "It has always seemed absurd to me to end a novel Just where a innn's troubles real ly beK'In. That's where you should be gin the story." Chicago Post. Too Good to Bliss. "I supposo tho hero und heroine of that story get married in the last chap ter?" she said. "No, divorced," replied her friend. "Oh, how lovely! Will you let me borrow it when you get through? The Cash New York Racket Store inery ! Millinery Wc are handling a very fine line of Millinery which we are selling at low racket prices. Call and examine our line of millinery. We are always glad to show you our goods whether you purchase or not. Ribbons ! Ribbons ! We have a very large line of all styles of Ribbons, sell ing from 5 cents a yard up. Call and see them you' will be surprised at the bargains. COLUMBUS' CREWS. One Rnarllnliman and One Irishman Were Amona- Their Namber. An Englishman and an Irishman were among the sturdy 120 ad venturers who sailed with Columbus In the three small hundred tonners. This may hare been due to the well known fact thnt nothing brings men of different races together more than maritime nnd commercial enterprise, or, still more probably, hecuuse they were swept In at Pulos. when Colum bus put the press gang to work, as he was authorized to do by Ferdinand nnd Isabella. The names of these men, as given by Navarreto, were Jallarle do Lajes, Ingles (probably Arthur Lake, Eng lish), and Uulllermo Ires, nuturel de Oalney, cu Irlanda (probably William Herries or lllce, native of Unlway, In Ireland). These two men were umong the forty whom Columbus left behind In the fort constructed in Hlspanlola bo fore be sailed for Europe, who all met their death at the hands of the natives before tbe great discoverer returned, owing to their disregard of his express directions. Tha Coeoannt Tree. There Is no tree so widely distribute! throughout the tropics us the coeoannt. Even on remote atolls of the south seas, which geologists say were only recently formed by the subsidence of a volcano and the growth of coral up from its base, one finds tho coeoannt. Tbe parent tree leaning over the beach of one tropical lslund drops Its fruit Into the sea, to have the nut carried away perchance halfway round tho world. Then In some faraway plncj tbe waves cast the cocoanut ashore to sprout and propagate another forest after Its own kind. The Apple. The apple is not considered to be it complete food in Itself, hut on the foe 1 list It has a value far ubove the nutri ment It possesses. Apples aid tho Itomacb In tbe digestion of other foods, und therefore the best results are ob tained from eating them after rather than before meals. After partaking of an unusually heavy dinner tho entlng of au apple will be found to facilitate an early digestion and afford great re lief from the sufferings attendant upon Indigestion. Too Much Iteallsm. "Do you not feel at times," remarked the fireside critic, "that realism can be carried too far on the stage?" "Yes." replied the tragic actor, with sigh, "The luBt man I was working for did it. He wanted to pay us all off In stage money." Cincinnati Times Star. Coming and Going. "Hello, Mike! Do you find much to do now?" "Yls. I'm Jest after cuttln' down tree, nnd tomorrow I'll have to cut it up." Knnsnii City World. How He Won It. Gondson It was Lawyer Townsmun thnt won my lawsuit for me. Simply Whv, I thought he was on the oppos ing side. Goodson He wag. Tit-Bits. Waste of Words. Miss Withers When Harold kissed me he told me that he loved me. The Friend What a waste of words! Town Topics. We hope nobody ever courted ns they do on the stage. Washington (la.) Democrat. Impatience and pride have destroyed more souls than wickedness. MazzinL You will never get on the sunny side by waiting for tbe world to turn round. Atlanta Constitution. j -THE O IN E PRICI3 STORE- ! We have moved into the room formerly occupied by II. W. Eason & Co., in the Hoover building, one door above our old location, and will have a Grand Opening on Saturday, April 23rd. A cordial invitation is extended to the public to call and examine our immense line of goods. We have increased our stock in all lines and will be able to give you still greater bargains in the future than we have in the past. SPECIALTY OF 5c AND 10c COUNTER. THE CASH NEW YORK TUCKET STORE Hoover Building. MaluHtreut. - Kuyuoldavlllo, Pa. No Perfect Health. Sir Michael Poster In a lecture on "Health nnd III Health" to the men bers of the Worklngmen's club sn! 1 that health, like happiness, did not c-:-Ist. They bad a goal, or limit, an I, while Rccmlng nttnlnnbln, eluded ptv feet possession. The body conslstcl of n number of mechanisms which hud tho closest nnd most exact relation As they approximated to harmony there was health, but when discord came, III health. London Telegraph. Walked It Off. "I'm sorry. Mrs. O'Toole, to hei.r thnt yer husband surfers from Insoin ny. My husband bad the ranie com plaint, but ho cured It." "How did he, now?" "Sure, ho been mo a night watch man!" Urooklyn Life. Sarcasm. "Are you the waiter who took my order for that chop?" "Yes, sir." "Bless me, how you have grown!" Chicago Journal. HI Intended. nnsbnnd Does Jack know Miss Pep pertree? Wife (cnlmly)-I believe not, for he hns nsked her to marry him. Town nnd Country. TnkltiK nnd Glvlnn. 'You enn't." said the philosopher, "take from n thing without making It less." "Oil. I don't know," the fool replied. "Have you ever tried taking a light from one candle with another?" Chi engo Rcord-IIernld. Gome! Take your PICK! of our large stock of Furniture Buyers of fine Carpets will be pleased to learn that we have secured a large lot of fine 'Carpets in new nnd up-to-date designs in Wilton, Fine Axminstcr, Fine Wilton Velvet, Velvet and Tapestry. Also a large line of Rugs, same grade ns carpets. Remember we always carry a full line of Mattings, Linoleums, Oil Cloths, Etc. J. R. HILLIS & CO. 1 WOOD a- J)tSSOLUTlON NOTICK. Nollroli,.r,.)y ilveti thnt tlin piirtnorxlihi liMlierlfieMUilnit In-iwecn .1. II. IIiikIiih nail .lnhn rummy, l'iiiliTtikrrs mill Picture I nimef iter the Him muni, ,,f Mnirheo Al I ointoy, hili heen (IIbooIvimI hy tnlltiml run. sent mill the Inmlnexs will horiimhie.tml here iiflerliy ,. . Iiiiuhi-s. All l.nill.i kimwlmr thcirwlvi' Inilelileil to the III in nre rcineMled loimikti liny iiiimiI lit their entlliwt i-nnviMi-li'iii e null nil iier-unx hiivinu ehilnii imiln- the linn will present I hem to J. . Iliwlie. J. II. HmiiKS, ilOIIN I'OHHOV. WANTED- FKVKIt A I, INlM STltHXIH PKU ons In eiirh Mini to trnvel for house estnl, llwhed eleven years nail with 11 lnrun riipltiil. to cull llpnii nierelmntN nail fluents for slle ressfiil mill prollinlile line. 1'ermiiiient en linuement. 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