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Swinging Ring an Indoor Game.
Here Is a pastime that Is real fun,
for it depends on skill. It Is fun even
when played alone, for you can try to
beat your own best previous score,
and every time you try It you become
Just so much more expert. It Is for
girls as well as boys.
You need two nails, a string and a
ring of some hind, about six Inches In
diamctor. If you have no old curtain
ring or something else of that sort,
you can easily make a ring that will
serve your purpose by getting a thin
piece of board, marking a circle seven
1 The Swinging Ring.
Inches In diameter on Its surface, and
inside of that another circle six Inches
In diameter. Now drive a nail In the
celling, if there Is no hook for a lamp
or chandelier already there, and an
other nail In the wall, with Its bead
pointing upward at any angle of
about 45 deg. Suspend your ring from
the nail In the celling by a string Just
long enough to allow the ring to swing
its center over the nail in the side
wall and catch there. Now you are
ready to begin.
Stand by the nail In the side of the
wall with your right hand holding the
ring close to the nail. Now push the
ring away from you, trying to make it
swing back and hook over the ring.
There! Of course you didn't do it! The
ring came back and struck the nail
but did not catch on it. In order to
catch on the projecting nail the ring
must swing In a circle. If you do It
once out of your first 10 trials you are
lucky. It requires a very nice sense of
distance, a careful eye and a light
touch to do it Just right. Not so easy
as It seems. Is it?
It takes a lot of practice to score
three out of five tries. Get your
brother to try It with you, and he will
be astonished to find he Is no better
at this than you are. In fact, girls are
best at this game, and, strange as it
may seem, their Judgment of distance
Is more accurate.
Try a game of 50 points, with "in
nings" of 10 points each.
Of course, the winner is the one
who rings the nail the most times
out of the CO trials.
Conundrums.
Why are ladles the biggest thieves
In existence?
Because they steel their petticoats,
bone their stays, crib their babies and
hook their dresses.
An old woman in a red cloak was
crossing a field in which a goat was
feeding; what strange transformation
suddenly took place T
The goat turned to butter, and the
old woman became a scarlet runner.
Why is a miss not as good as a
mlleT
Because a miss has only two feet,
and a mile has 6,280.
Why Is an avaricious man like one
with a short memory?
Because he is always forgetting.
Why is the letter A the best rem
edy for a deaf woman?'
Because It makes her hear.
What time is it when the clock
strikes thirteen?
, Time the clock was fixed.
On what did Noah live when he was
in the ark?
On water.
"Rushing Old Maid."
This Is an amusing round game, but
we want a pack of cards for this.
The number of cards dealt is accord
ing to the number of people who are
pluylng. If there are four players
only, tho court cards and aces will be
needed. If there are five players the
tour nines will be required, and so on.
Four cards are dealt to each player,
and when the captain says "Pass"
everybody passes on one of his cards
to his next door neighbor. The aim of
the players is to get four knaves or
four queens or kings. When a new
card is passed to a player be keeps
it if it helps his "hand," and gives
away one of his old cards the next
time the captain says "Pass." Direct
ly a player has collected four court
cards of one kind he throws them
flown on the table, exclaiming "I am
courted!" The, cards then have to be
gathered up and dealt over again.
When the player gets tour more court
cards to match, he says, "I am en
gaged," four more are required be
fore ha can briskly tar, "Banna up,"
and four more before ho says, "I am
married,", which means that he has
won the game. When the game Is fin
ished all the players are In different
stages some are courted, some en
gaged, and some have got as far as
getting their ' banns put up, whilst
others have no adventures at all. If
a player calls "Banns up," before he
has been "Engaged," he has to re
main where ha was.
An Interesting Game.
Among stirring games, one that is
always a success when played with
energy. Is that called the Schoolmas
ter. The one of the party who volun
teers to be master of the ceremony
places himself In front of bis class,
who are all seated In a row. If agree
able, he can examine his subjects In
all the different branches of education
In succession, or he may go from one
to the other discriminate. Suppos
ing, however, ho decides to begin
with natural history, he will proceed
as follows: rotating to the pupil at
the top of the class, he asks the name
of a bird beginning with C. Should
the pupil not name a bird beginning
with this letter by the time the mas
ter has counted ten, It is passed on im
mediately to the next, who. If suc
cessful, and cnlU out "Cuckoo" r
"Crow," etc., In time, goes above the
one who has failed.
Authors, singers, actors or any
thing else may be chosen, If the school
maRter should think proper, as sub
ject! for examination; but. whatever
may be selected, the questions must
follow each other with very great ra
pidity, or the charm of the game will
be wanting.
The Game of Mosaics.
Here is a game that gives one an
opportunity to exercise ingenuity and
taste.
Oet some stiff cardboard, the kind
that has one color on one side and
another on the back. If you want to
use cardboard taken from old paste
board boxes, color the sides with
water colors. Then cut out two
squares, one an Inch square, the other
an Inch and three-quarters. Cut one
And finally two triangles, an Inch and
a quarter and two inches and a quar
ter at the base. The more colors you
have on these pieces the more com
binations in mosaic you can make; and
oblong an Inch and a halt long and
one-quarter of an inch wide, and an
other three Inches long and half an
Inch wide. Cut out two circles, one
an inch in diameter and the other an
Inch and three-quarters In diameter.
If you wish you may add to them by
making other circles, etc., of various
sizes. If you have made the parts
well, cutting the edges porfectly, the
Here is an artistic calendar that
you may have on your wall during the
coming year. If you prefer blue rib
bon bows at the top of "true blue" and
also each little square all the way
down on each aide, so as to look as. if
each month was a card strung on the
ribbon. Now gild or paint a deep yel
low or pink the fancy, edge all the
way round. The letters of each month
paint a different color. The border
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pieces will fit together exactly, and
all kinds of pretty and amusing figures
can be made on the table or floor of
the playroom. A few of the funniest I cl.mnj ne BUould never eat meat or
combinations are ahown here, but yon ,0tnt0l.a
will be able to make all kinds of,"
things for yourselves, bouses, I Tne Rnsslnn Government gives a
churches, ladders, lanterns, wagoni, I golden medal to every couple that eel-
forta and boats. It would be good ;
practice to try to copy some pretty
picture from a newspaper or maga
zine with mosalo cardboard, and per
baps you will be a great maker ol
Inlaid work some day.
Funnel Fountain Easy to Make.
Boys always love to fuss with
water or to watch a fountain play.
Making the Fountain Play.
Now here is a sort of fountain and
pump combined which is so slmpli
that it would be a pity if any boy
should be deprived, through ignorance,
of the pleasure of seeing It work.
The apparatus needed is only a com
mon tin funnel, the bigger the better.
It Is worked by plunging It with th
mouth down, in a bathtub or washtub
half full of water. If you press th
funnel down rapidly and forcibly the
water under It, not being able to get
out of the way quickly enough, will
be pressed up Into the funnel, and,
because of the tapering form of tht
latter a Jet of water will be forced
out of the small end of the funnel and
and will rise to a height that will sur
prise you. With a funnel which has
wide mouth and a small tube, you
can make a fountain ten feet high.
Of course, you understand that the
fountain does not play all the time,
but that a Jet shoots up each time
you force the funnel down.
You see, aUo. that this Is not a pan
lor entertainment. The trick should
be done out of doors, If possible. It
not, you might try It In the bathroom
or the laundry. If you remembei
that It is neither necessary nor de
sirable to force the Jet quite to the
colling, nor yet to make it shoot
across the room.
Needle Book.
Take a piece of brown leather and
cut out a maple leaf from it. . Then
take a piece of pink leather and do the
same. Then stitch these loaves so a
to show the veins.
After that cut three leaves from
flannel cloth, Buttonhole stitch them
with either pink, white or brown. Tl
all together with a piece of ribbon, and I
you will have
needle book.
around each month should be pf the
same color as the letters of the
month. Now paint the flowers and
leaves in their natural colors and
you will have as pretty a calendar as
one oould wish to see. It would be
well to paste the complete calendar on
to pasteboard or stouter paper before
beginning to paint it. The first throe
months have been given, and the re
maining months will be given la suc
ceeding Issue.
rjl psv"s
a pretty, but simpis
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Safety phis arc peculiarly American.
The United States uses muoo.OOO of
Ihetn each year.
A Chinese hospital has been estab
lished In New York where Chinese pa
tients are treated according to the
methods followed in their own coun
try. Dr. Arthur McDonald, the criminol
ogist In Washington, now soys that
mint a nurmin ivnnts to become a
0irate their golden or diamond wed-
ding. Last year six hundred and rour
teen couples received medals.
Salt water tanks are to be attached
to the sides of some of the German
railroad ears, for the purpose of con
veying live Hull from the seaboard to
the Inland cities and towns.
The Metropolitan Art Museum of
New York has Just purchased an old
chariot for f.W.OtM). It was unearthed
near Rome some time ago, ami is 2000
years old and splendidly preserved.
The palm tree, as Is well known, puis
forth a branch every month, so the
ancient Egyptian used a spring of
palm having twelve shoots upon it as
their Christinas tree, as a symbol of
the completed year.
There Is a man In Warsaw. Folaml.
who has the long distance record for
bigamy, bar I'tnli, Turkey and a few
such places. He has seventeen living
wives and each and every one of them
Is glad that be Is In jail
"Only Prlntr."
"He is only a printer." Such was
the suocritig remark of a leader In a
circle of aristocracy codllsh quality,
Who was the Earl of Stanhope? He
was only a printer. What was Prince
Edward William and Trlnce Napoleon?
Proud to call themselves printers. The
Czar of Russia, the Crown Prince of
Prussia and the Duke of Battemberg
were printers, and the Emperor of Chi-
na worked In a private printing olllce
almost every day. William Caxton, the
father of English literature, was i
practical printer. What were J. P
Morris, N. P. Willis, James Tarkor,
Horace Greeley, Charles Dickens,
James Buchanan, Simon Cameron
Schuyler Colfax? Printers nil, nnd
practical ones. Mark Twain, Amos J,
Ciimniings, ltret Havte, William Dean
Howells. Joel Chandler Harris, nnd
Ople P. Read were plain, praetiea
printers, as were Artemus Ward, Pe
troleum V. Nasby, and But Lovlngood,
Senator Plumb, of Kansns, and James
J. Hogg, ex-Governor of Texas, were
nil printers, nnd the loader of science
and philosophy In his day made It bis
boast that he was a "Jour" printer. In
fact, thousands of the most brilliant
minds in this country are to be found
In largo cities and towns. It is not
every one that can be a printer brains
are absolutely necessary. Ceutury
Magazlue.
A Bars Dleeme.
Mrs. Juniper entered the doctor's
efllce, dragging by the baud an over
arrown boy of fourteen. She was ex
sited nnd impatient; he was dogged and
glum. M0, doctor, ho has lost his voice!
He bosn't spoken a word for two days,
she said.
The boy looked at her sullenly, and
suffered the doctor to hold bis face up
to tho light.
"Open your mouth. H'm! Tongue
all right?"
"Ya-ah.H
"Hold your head up and let mo look
at your throat. Seems to be nothing
the trouble there. Push your tongue
out. Now pull it back. Feel all right?'
"Ya-ah."
"Why, Mrs. Juniper, thero is nothing
the matter with him," snld the doctor,
impatiently. "Boy, why don't you
talk?"
"How can I when I ain't got any
thiug to say?"
Cool.
"Glad to meet you, old chop," he
said, as he linked arms with a friend
whom he had met In the street. "Just
lend me a sovereign for to-day."
"Would be delighted." the friend re
joined, "but I buve not got it; see!"
He opened his purse Its wbolo con
tents was a half -sovereign.
"Must do, I suppose, for the pres
ent," snld the prince of borrower, as
he picked the coin out daintily with
thumb and forefinger. "Ta, to; take
care of yourself," and walked away.
But he returned hastily. "Miud, dou't
forget you owe me a half sovereign."
"I owo you!" gasped tho automatic
lender. -
"Of course. I meant to borrow a
sovereign from you I only got a half.
You owe mi the other hitlf. See?
There's no hurry, of course, but I like
punctuality. Name your own day and
pay up pMiittuully."
An ITureanoiialile Woman.
"My wlfo mid I uiado a compact at
the beginning of the year. Wo agreed
to arbitrate all our differences of opin
ion and give up having foolish spats."
"How Is tho plun working?"
"It's no good. What's tho use trying
to get a woman to be scnslblo about
such things? Tho other day, when we
had a misunderstanding, she wuutud
to hnve it arbitrated, when I knew I
was right uud she'd have seen that she
was wrong if she hud been at all
reasonable. By George. I Just hud to
get up on my hind legs and swear be-
f..ia ttliaM viva Inl" rMil,n.vt Tiltiiina I
TROUBLE-PROOF;
Never raina where Jim is-
People kickin'. whinin'j
He poci round innintin'
"Sun it almost shinin'l"
Jfever's hot where Jim In
Whrn the town in ewentin'i
He W Krts nnd nnntvnrii
"Well, I ain't a frettin'l"
Ncvcr'i cold where Jim is
None of in misdoubt it,
Seem we're ni(li frozen!
He "ain't thought about It!"
Tliinan that rile up others
Never eeem to slrilte him!
Trouble-proof," I mil it
Wisht that I H like him!
Edwin h. Sabin, in LlppincoU'i.
Humor of
lo-tmy .
Ofileer Phnwhon "Whafs your big
sister gettln' tenched up dere at der
school?" Teeny O'Tuff "Aw, electro
cution, physical torture, and stuff like
flat." Puck.
He "I think the bride was wonder
fully lucky In receiving so many beau
tiful weddjng presents." She "Oh. she
always was lucky In that respect."
Brooklyn Life.
Church "I see n Jersey man Is com
plaining because his wife thought more
of a dog than she (lid of hi in." Gotham
"Well, perhaps the dog growled less."
Youkers Statesman.
"What makes you think she has a
saving sense of hiinior?" "Because
she laughed so heartily when she de
scribed the way you proposed to her."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"Then you have tio sympathy for the
deserving poor, said the charity woris
er. "Me?" retorted the slf-iiiade man.
"Why, sir, I have nothing but sym
pathy." Chicago Dally News.
Section Boss "What Is nil that or
piling down the road? Foreman
Wbv, the man operating the steam
roller Insists that we shnll call blm a
chauffeur." Philadelphia Record.
The lass who turns to literature
The neliing In-art she homriimea wrings
With speech and manners so demure,
llovr can sue iuiiik suen nwiui iiiiiik'.
Washington Star.
Chicago Man "I do think our cub
drivers are the worst In creation." New
York Man (with the pride of conscious
superiority) "My dear fellow, they re
innocent angels compared with ours!'
Chicago Tribune.
Nodd "Awfully sorry to hear your
house burned down. Did you save
any filing?" Todd "Oh, yes. After
some pretty lively work we succeeded
in getting out all the things we didn't
want." Town and Country.
Tenant (angrily) "The cellar of onr
bouse Is full of rats. What are you
going to do about It?" Landlord (calm
ly) "Nothing. What do you expect for
817 a month, anyway a cellar full of
white mice?" Chicago Dally News.
The Very Hood Man "He's forever
prating about what his conscience tells
him. What does his conscience tell
him, anyway?" "It usually tells him,
nnuiirentlv. whnt awful sinners his
neighbors are." Philadelphia PreBs.
Mother "Yes; and when the Trodlgal
Son was sorry for being so bud and re
turned to bis home his father killed the
fatted calf " Bobby "But what
bod the fatted calf been doing? Had
ho run nwoy, too?" Boston Transcript
Thero was a great swell in Japan,
Whoso name on a Tuesday began
it Instcd through Sunday
Till twilight on Monday,
And sounded like stones in a can.
Harvard Lampoon,
"I shall not be content until we see
eur son making forty or fifty thou
sand dollars a year." said tho fond
mother. "My dear," answered her
husband, "what do you want hlni to be,
a Jockey or a prlzoilghter?" Washing
ton Star.
Visitor "You say you call your
horses Biscay and Bengal. Aren'
those decidedly unusual names for
horses?" Farmer "Ef the Joggrafies
hain't changed sense I got my scboolln'
them's mighty good names fer a pair
o' big bays." Baltimore American.
The Fnble In Itussln.
This fable, dealing with the fall of
Wltte, tho Russluu Amines minister, is
related lu a recent brochure entitled
"A Glance at the Secrets of Russian
rollcy," published at Vienna: "The
Czar dreamed the following singular
dream. Ho saw thn i cows, one fat.
one lean, and one blind. The next day
ho sent for tho metropolitan rulladlu
and begged him to explain the dream
but the metropolitan declined. The
Czar then sont for Father John of
Kronstndt, and made the same request
to blm. Father John stroked his long
curly hair with bis band and made re
ply In the following words: 'Your
majesty, I understand your dream in
this way: The fat cow is the finnnce
minister, tho lean one Is the Russian
people, and the blind one ' 'Don
bo afraid: co on." said the Czar. 'Tb
blind cow is your majesty!'"
Olitest Slilp Afloat.
There Is at present lying at New
castle a schooner which Is supposed to
bo the oldest ship of her kind sailing
under the Union Jack. Her name Is
the Dart; she was built at Carnarvon
seventy-eight years ago, and ever sluco
has beeu In constant employment. At
one tlmo she sailed between Carnarvon
and Liverpool; she Is now engaged in
the coasting trado between Arbroath
and ports o:i the iiorthenst coast of
England.
The Durt has another distinction be
sides her age. Sho Is manned by tho
oldest crew sailing the high seas. The
captain Is seventy, tho mate seventy
two, the cook soventy-ono and a sea-
man sixty-one a total of 352. They
have been with the Dart for some
I a T'm... r.aintiA
; years; ana were all uoys lofcreiuer.
jnttiiniinmtnnimniinmiiinimtHniinninininiHinHHts
THE JEFFERSON
SUPPLY COMPANY
Being the largest
Merchandise in this
jjoaiuon to rm the - best sjuautj ot rooas.
Its aim Is not to sell you cheap cooas bat
when quality is considered tha pr& will al
ways be found right.
Its departments are all well filled,
am on the specialties handled mar be i
fc
tloned L. Adler Bros.. Rochester, K. Y
Clothing, than which there Is sons better
Bide; W. L. Douglass 6hoe Co., Brockton,
ass,, 6hoes: Curtice Bros. Co., Rochester,
M. Y., Canned Ooods; and Pillsbury's Flour.
This Is a fair representation of the elaat
ef goods it is selling to its customers.
iiiiiiaiiuiiiiiiaiaiuaiuimimtiiimmiuiimimmmiuii
LABOR WORLD.
Coaeh builders r.t Barcelona. Spain,
are on strike for higher wages.
Canninkers at San Francisco. Cal..
w-III demand a ten per cent, increase
in wages.
One hundred unions are already rep
resented In tlie new Trades Council at
Toronto. Can.
The t'nlted Brotherhood of Carpen
ters nnd Joiners will soon organize
locals In the Philippines.
A State organization of Building
Trades Councils Is In process ot for
luation In Massachusetts.
Actors at San Frnnclsco. Cel.. have
formed n union nnd have ntllJlated
with the American Labor Union.
In Tarls. France, seven thousand
people are employed In the prepara
tion of human hair for the market.
School teachers of New Brunswick.
Canada, have formed a union, and
have agreed on the minimum scalo of
salaries.
London, Engh.nd. postmen are com
plaining of their low wages, and m:.y
organize to procure better working ad
ditions. Traveling baths on one of the Rus
sian railways are the latest provision
for Its employes comfort in outlying
districts.
The Chicago Bricklayers' Union has
Just voted .f-so.ooo to improve nnd
build nn annex to its store, olllce and
hall building.
N'lnety -eight per cent, of the men
employed In connection with the build
ing trades lu Minneapolis, Minn., are
union men.
Transfer drivers, at St. Louis, Mo.,
will receive an Inerens . In wages vary,
ing from i to $7 a mouth beginning
February 1.
Delegates representing sixteen cities
and more tbnn 40M engineers of Mas
sachusetts have formed a Sute organ-
Uatlou of engineers unions.
NEWSY CLEANINCS.
Connecticut rrutt growers fleeinf,
their peach crop this year will be very
sma'l.
The French Senate rejected the bill
for the compulsory abolition of em
ployment agencies.
Fire Chief Croker was reinstated by
a unanimous decision of the Appellate
Divlslou of New York.
Five single-turret mo.iltors built dur
ing tho enrly days of the Civil Wv
are to be sold for junk.
Mrs. Sonora McCarthy, of South
Shaftsbury, Vt., Is preparing to cele
brate her 114th birthday.
rhe Nationalist party. It Is said, will
bring the Panama case before the
French IIouso of Deputies.
Navigation in the Mississippi has
been rendered impossible near Arkan
sas City, Ark., by floating ice.
The Government has arranged for
early tests off New York Harbor of the
four wireless telegraph systems.
New regulations ore about to be In.
trod need in Itussln n prisons In regard
to the application of the bastinado.
The anthracite coal sent to market
during 1U03, according to the olllclul
figures, amounted to 5!),3t2,Sol tons.
The total railway mileage In operation
In the United States in 11)02 was i:i.
132 miles, against 1Gu,Tu3 miles In lS'JO.
"Monk" Eastman, tho notorious East
Slder, was twice Indicted, for at
tempted murder and assault iu New
York City.
Firemen fought two Hons with
streams of water at a Are which
burned the eteamer Treniont iu New
York City.
The seats of iighty-one members, of
the German Reichstag n"e being con
tested on tho grouud of irregularities
in the election.
The Labor party made great gains
the re:eut Federal election in Atis
alia, due largely to the support of
,te women voters.
Representative Samuel Bronson
Cooper, of Texas was in the senate
commute room trying to find out why
. ... i - .itll m Kill in which h IS in-
terested had not passed. Senator Cul-
bertson or - , - --
the committee, tried to pac fy him.
"Where's the spittoon?" asked Mr.
Cooper of the committee clork. 'Oyer
there in the corner," answered the
clerk. "What! Only got one spittoon
m the committee room?" Hr. Cooper
asked "Yes, sir. You know there is
only one member of the committee
from Texas." answered tho clerk.
In South Africa the white anta have
been found to destructive to wooden
tie that steel has necessarily been
i adopted.
distributor ef Qmml
vicinity, It always la
BUSINESTCXRDS.
H. BtoDOKALS.
ATTORKEI AT LAW.
Kotsry Puhlln, rat !! tfnt, PsMatr
icur4, coilnctlnn tra-l promptlf OIZLM
In Sfnileau bullJInj. lljnoiclilll9. Fa.
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a b. b. noovmt,
ItETNOLDSVILLE, PA.
Resident dentfat. In th Hnnmr bsllaiaf
Ifftln vtreet. 0ntlnfl In operating.
jya. L. L, MEANS,
DENTI8T,
Odlo ea Mcond floor of Viral Matloaal
ulldlni, Uitln atrcet.
JJR. R. DlVERE KINO,
DBNTI9T,
ea am seeond loo tUynoldfvflla Baal
faff Bids. Mslastr BynoUlUU, Pa
JJR W. A. HENRY,
DENTIST
OSIm o. Moond Soar at Henry ! Man
aiiuinii, mm
Main icre.
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JUSTICE Or THE PEACE
And teal Estate Anas, BeraelasTtlta, fa.
gMITH M. MoORElOitT,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
Rotary Public and Baal Bstata tint, tot
otlonl will racnlra nromnt fcttantlnn. OMnm
r,.7,; -n. ' '
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PLANING
MILL
You will find Sash, Doors.
Frames and Finish of all
kind9, Rough and Dressed
Lumber, High Grade Var
nishes, Lead and Oil Colors
in all shades. And also an
overstock of Nails whicb
I will sell cheap.
J. V. YOUNG, Prop.
WHEN IN D0U1IT.TRY
toodtnetMtafyaaM.
and hive Cured Ikmultl i
Omwmt af Ktw Du-wa, una
aa DtkUltr. DLiiiam, tlmUa,
nM aad Vartcocale, A.treply.4
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the circutatloa, make dlCMdea
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lae la the vhole Mag. Aft
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art preveNT aurea, aaai
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t aaaaa, vita Uaa clad legal guana tee M aara er
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tot sale bt Sr. Ales Stake.
EVERY WOMAN
Sometime aeada a reUeaa
eaoataly regulaUa Bursal
DR. PEAL'S
PENNYROYAL PILL8.
Are prccppt eefe and oertaln la reeull Tbe -
tea CI. JeJX) Barer lUaappotal, tlM D4iT
teen0aa3e&JajreV.
The Lobster Locomotive.
Th Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fa
railroad appeara to maintain a mo
nopoly ot tne biggest loooraotlves.
says Victor Smith In the Now York
"Press." As soon as any other com
pany approaches the Santa Fe'a le
viathans In size or capacity th AtcW
ton management orders something big
ger and stronger. The latest tvp-.
the decapod, la a favorite ot President
Ripley for heavy freighting. Includ
ing Its loaded tender, this locomotive
veJghs 450,000 pounds, and can haul
en a level track a train of loaded can
more than one mile long, equal to a
weight cf over 6,000 tons. "What is u
decapod!" an engineer of the Erie
road was asked by a protagting .o-ni-muter.
"President Underwood needs
one for hJ fast exrress." "A. deca
pod," replied the faithful ipmp-loye ad
dressed, "la a lobster." Whether he
was aware of it or not, the answer
was absolutely descriptive. The nam
waa derived from these crustaceans
whlcU have 10 feet and ar deliberate
of motion. Th lobster baa 10 feet
and moves slowly. The decapod lo
comotive hat 10 driving wheels and
la slow.
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