Jtfat ft An independent journal devoted to the interests of Reynoldsville. Published weekly. One Dollar per year strictly in advance. REYNOLDSVILLE, PENN'A., WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 13, 1904. VOLUME 12. NUMBER 34. The Art Union's NEVER BECOME If thoy did wo would havo no right tn chat go tho fair price wo do for tliotn thoy would bo of no viitno lo you and would reflect dlsorodl t on us. They Iwk am are valuable Will you not oxamlno them ? Studio Corwin's Stand, Reynoldsville. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD BUFFALO A ALLKUHKN'Y VALI.KY DIVISION. Low Grade Division. In Effect Nov. 29, 1903. Eastern Stairiu'd I'm, RAK'I WAItll. NolUi N. no. nil Noi i in- in A. M. P. M I- M. ) l i i I M ' ."i (i STATIONS. I'iltsburg Ki'U Hunk Lriwsouhtim ' Itcthleliem Oiik Klilge Maysvlllo Bummervllle ItriMikvlllo Iowa Fuller Kuyuoldsvlllo.. I'aill'Ollst falls Ureek Dullola Bnhtila Wlnturburn .... 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On .Siiiiilit only trulii li':i.. ilnl'l w.HMl lit 820 11. m., iirrlvi't Oiilliilt lOiriii.rii uctiirii Inv Itiiii'ut lliiltult a.ui p. 111.. aii'iii'i i)nfl WlKKl .t..l I. IU., htllllliK III lllli-ll''Ul.tl i Hill tlllllN. 1'riiln . inurkt'il i-'i'i 'hiily: i ilu'ly. i'i'it ' bliiniluv ; rl-14 hihi I'm. wlifru tiiriuiln m,iti Iw thuwii. Philadolphia & Erie Railroad Division In Direct May 25th, 1003. Trains louvo Driftwood as follows: EASTWARD :04 a m Train 13, wiMikdiiyn, fur Siinlnny, WUkiinbiirru, Hazlotiin, L'oitHVillii.Si'niiilon, HurrUburK iinil tliti liiiiirtuutlliitii Mtt tlotiH, arrlvlnx al Phlliiilnlplila tl:i!l p. in., .Naw Vork.B:;) a. ni.: Unit I m rt. 1 : IKJ u.'tit.: Wtitliliiuton, 7:1ft p. 111 I'liUniiiii I'urlnr ..ur from WilllMtiispiirt In PhlliKli'lplika Hint pfit Bouiri'rciMitilittH from Kiinu to I'liiliiili.li'iiia ana WltllHintport to Hultlmore and Wnsh- tiu'tou. I2:.'i0 u. m. Train 8. dully for Hiinlmrv. liar rlnhurK and princlpiil liiturniiidlatvHiatliins, arrlvltiK at I'liiltididplila 7 : ; ri p. m New York IO:'il p. ni., Ilallliiiiini ;:.mp. 111., Wash ington HUto p. 111. YuHilhiili'd piirlor i-ura ' and paiwuiiKur itournon, uuniiio ui I'liiiiiuiii. ahlaandWiiBhliiiiuiii I p. in. Trulu , dully, for 1 1 ur rlnburR and tntrtiindiiiiv BititlonH, ar rlvlim at l'hlladlnlila4:il a. H. : New Vm k . 7.2-1 a.m.; Uiiltiinoru, S.io a. m.i WutliliiKlnu B.30 A. H. Pullman hlimpiiiK fiun from liarrlHhui'K to flilludtilplila und Nnw York. 1'lilladulplila piiHMitiiturii ciin rumulii In siueutir unuiHturuvu unt il ii.iu a. h. 11:116 p.m. Train 4, dally for Bunhury, lliirrln burir and Iniurniedlulo Hiatloim. urrlviun al i'blladulplila, 7:17 A. it. ; Nnw York, H:SI a. it. on WHukudiivs and 10.:pt A M. on 81111- day 1 Ualt.linoru, i:16a. m.; WaahliiKion, h:.lU A. tl. I'lillman ultiupurH fi-otn Kt'ie, . and Wllllaimiport to riilladulplila, and WllllunisiKirt to Watliliik'ion. I'atiMiiiKi-r roacliHH from Krlu to I'lillatlotplita, and Wllllamiiportto Haltimo fa. 12:41 p.m. Train 14, dally for rlun bury, llurrla burit and principal lNtMrim!dlat.utilai.tiiiiH,iir- riving at I'lillatinlphia 7:iii a. m., Mtw York 9:lfil a. ni. weukdayH, (lO.iW. a. in., Munduy) lliiltlmoio 7:2ft a. 111., Wasliliiitliiu, H:4 a m, VbNllliultid blltTnt Hlmiplnu ram and piiH-Bunxui- eoarbtiii, iiullalo to riilladulplila und Wanlilui!loii. WEHTWAUD :Ki a. m. Train 7, dally for lliiffalu via Fmiiortuni. 1:41 a. ni. Train D, dally for Krln, Uiiln way, and wuok days for DuIIoIh, i:ui-uiout and prlmrlpal tuiiirmedlatu stations. titftua. m.--Train U, dally for brie and luter medlatti points. V:4ft p. m. Train IS, dally for HulTulo via Kmporlum. DiiSp . in. Train 1, weekdays for Kane and lnirmdlal4istat.lons. Johsonbubo Railroad. a. Ui. WKKKllAVS. a. ni. lu 40 ar Uluriiioiit Iv HI .'i.i II 02 II Oil II oil II IS 11 is 11 27 11 411 12 01 10 H4 Wood vale 10 M 10 211 10 211 10 III 10 07 U ftl) H It) Qllluwood Blliltll's IC1111 Instaiiter Htruiutit GIhu tltitul Joltiisoiiliurg Iv UUUway ar - Ridqway Si Clearfield Uailroad and Cocnuotioug. p.m. p.m. a.m. a.m p.m. p.m. 7 i 2 1ft Wl ar Klflirway lv 7 Oil 12 10 4 la 1 W 2 01 20 Mill llaveu 7 10 12 22 4 'Jt) 1 mi 1M U 10 (Jroyland 7 21 12 Htl 4 M 7 (tt 1 ftl 0 01 Hlmrl. Mills 7 2ft 12 W 4 :I7 7 01 1 47 U Ui llluu UiMik 7 in 12 . 4 ill i 67 1 49 8 67 Carrier 7 12 40 4 41 I 47 1 Uil 8 49 UrocUwuyv'l f 4il 12 ftO 4 M I 411 1 28 8 44 1. mum Mills 7 47 12 64 4 50 D 38 ... 8 40 McMlun timt 7 ftl 6 Hi 81 I Itt 8 aft Ilnrvi'yi. K1111 TN 1 in ft Im 8 M) I Ift 8 i(0 Iv I'uIIh t"U ar IUI 110 6 14 Ml t2 5ft H 20 lv IlitHnls iir 8 10 1 'ift ft : ao 1 Ift II Ml ai FullhO'k Iv Hi 1 Ift ft 12 b Ili 12 He H Iteyuoldsvllle 8 1M 20 ft 27 ft S.i 12 24 tl Oft Itl 00k villi' 8 4ft 1 11U II UO 4 Ml II 7 ' New Hethl'm H HO 2 IW 4ft 4 0ft II I0-- ' Red Hank 10 10 8 ill 7 2ft I mi u UO lv CltiliuiKitr 12 Jft ft 80 l JO p m. a m' a.m. p.m. p.m. p.m. 1. l-'or tli.io tables and additional lnforna.lwn r,imuit Uf'iul aiauiu. W. W. ATTKRHUBY, J. K. W11OH Gei.'l Uanauer. Pass. Ti utile Mi-r. OKU. W. B0S1), Gun'l PasseuKur Aeul. MODERN PORTRAITS DON'T FADE DIM OR YELLOW A Tonic Laxative. CnHinrtlrs nro not tonlc-lnxntlvmi. nils find wilts mill .'iiHtorill are I'lithtirtli-s. Thoy li'iive t ho system in nn oxhiiusti'il and di pri'sscd oondlilon. Alnny rniluirtli'S eontiiln ilrtiifs that produce hi'tiinrruolds and oilier unt'iivoralilo com pi lent Ions. t'elory Klnirlsti tonte-lnxfitlvc. It restores the Intestinal Iraet and illiiestlve oriciins to their normal enntlltlon. It mires rnnstlpnt Ion und tho Ills reHiiltliiK front innetlve tiowels. l'rico. either liurbor tablet form, 'iuc PEOPLE' WHO LOOK CLOSELY At both quality and prices are the ones who will be particularly in terested in our furniture store. Our Roods are of the very best quality that money will buy. They are the most artistic. They are made up of the finest grades of furniture carried in the country. These are strong state ments, and we mean them to be strong. The goods are here to be seen, and you are in vited to come and see how perfectly they fit the words we use in our ad vertisement. We are earnestly, honestly try ing to make this the best furniture store in the county, other towns may have bigger stores, but we want ours to be best. 553 J.- R. HILLIS AND COMPANY. First National Ban k OF Jl K YAOLVS VILLI.. Capital Surplus $50,000 $40,000 Noott nedolliaiid, President) J. . Klnu.Vlee Proklilentt J on 11 11. Hsiii Uer, t'asliler Director: Hoott sloClelliinrl J.O. Kin Daniel Nolan .joint 11. i;oi-uoi.i, j. 11. ivaucuer U. W. Fuller It. . Wilson Does a general banking buBlnnssand solicits 'no account 01 iiiei-eiiaiits, prorottloual men, farmers, uiis'lianles, minora, lumbermen and 111 hei-t , proinlstiiirihe most careful attention tn 1 lie 1111HH10HB or ail persous. Pafo lieiioslt Hoxos for rout. First Iiatli.uul liuak bulldlns,', Nolan block Tlrm Proof Vault. LIGHTNING IN fHE ROCKIES It Is On, Contlnoons, DassllBB, iiw Inspiring; Performance. If tlio render of this has never bneri In 0 motintnln thunderstorm nt an ele vation of 7,000 feet or more he has missed on experience that will doubt less should he ever pass through It odd several (rrny hnlrs to his head. To mo a thunderstorm back east held no so cial terrors, and frequently I have been out In such a demonstration without feeling any especial nervousness. Up here on the Rocky mountains things are different, and I confess now to live In awful, abject terror of a thunder storm, especially nt night. In my tent. suffer tills terror notwithstanding the fact that so far tho storms have in every instance except one gone around or beneath us without even raining enough to wet the ground. But it Is the "going around and beneath" that gets on to my nerves. In the first place im agine what It Is to be 0110 and one-linir miles nearer a rip roaring thunder storm thrtn one Is nt rtttsburg. There you have occasional flashes of lightning; here it Is one continuous, dazzling, awe Inspiring performance. The light ning strikes, too, for it is no uncommon thing during n storm to hear the rocks splintering and cracking where one es pecially vigorous bolt hns landed. Add to this nerve racking exhibit the most awful detonations of thunder that you can Imagine and a "straight blow ing" wind that sometimes makes the (laps of your lent play n ragtime mel ody, and you have some Idea of a mountain thunderstorm. The thunder Is worse than the sound of a mighty battle. It bangs up against the moun tain side and reverberates and rolls off Into one ear splitting concussion after another until you, lying quaking In your tent, fully believe that the next "boom" will split the mountain 11 ml valley in twain and land you In China or some other seaport town. I lay one night and with chattering teeth counted five distinct thunder storms come up to the edge of the pla teau on which my tent stands and each time go through with an electrical performance thnt would give a Btone man a dumb ague, and through it all not a cupful of water fell on my tent. Later on In the night, when I had about regained something like my usual majestic calm of mind. It began to rain steadily, and the thunder nud lightning didn't even whisper. They had doubtless gone off down the can you, scaring some other poor tenderfoot half out of his wits. These electrical displays are not seemingly much dread ed by the peoplo who live In high alti tudes. They comfortingly declare that a tornado or cyrloue Is unknown In the mountains. But sometimes these moun tain storms go off through a canyon to the foothills and the platns. Then there Is something doing. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Odd Things Sold In New York. Drinking water is sold by the barrel to tramp steamers, sailing vessels and pilot boats. Kisses may be bought occasionally at church fairs. Reduced gentlewomen sell their so cial Influence, acquaintanceship and knowledge of good manners In the guise of chaperons. Superstitious persons buy relics of prisoners condemned to death, and ab normally curious persons buy personal belongings of notorious prisoners from Jail employees. Astrologers and fortune tellers sell rabbits' feet, madstones and moon stones. Hairdressers and ladles' maids are frequently offered money for locks of hair from the beads of famous society beauties and popular actresses. The big hotels soil unspoiled scraps of food to cheap restaurants. Florists sell four leaf clover for good luck. New York Press. A Knshlonnble Woman's Confession. Nobody finds it more difficult to spare time for reading than tho very idle, yot every woman In society religiously or ders every new book from her library, even though she sends most of them back without having even cut the leaves. If it Is a book every one is talking about she skims thvougb the opening chapters, dismissing the vol ume with a single observation at a din ner party and forgetting everything about It a month after she has returned It Most of us remember tho books of our youth, but tf any one were to ask me the titles of the novels I read a couple of years ago no definite impres sion would be aroused. "A Countess" In London Telegraph. Sonnded Blsjsrer. Merchant That new clerk of yours refused an offer from we. Uow did you Induce him to come to you? Smoothley Perhaps you didn't offer him enough. Merchant I told him tils wages would be (10 to start Smoothley Ah! I told him bis sal ary would be $10 to start. Philadel phia Press. The Extent of Hie Interest, , "They say your new son-in-law Is a handsome fellow." "I never looked to see." - "That's strange." , ' "Not at all. My daughter picked him out, and all I bad to do was to pay for him." Cleveland Plain Dealer. ' The Lea-end of Roquefort Cheese. Roquefort cheese, like many other unique food productions, has Ha legend of accidental origin. A shepherd lad, having for once more luncheon than be could eat, while, tending his flock of sheep, laid a large portion of his bread and cheese upon a natural shelf In one of the caverns nearby. Boylike, ha forgot all about It until several months later on returning to thnt cavern ho found his luncheon. The cheese. In stead of being dried up or rotten, was rich, moist and creamy and streaked with greenish blue veins of mold, the remains of the bread which had lain on or under It. He probably told his mother of his discovery and shared his piece of cheese with others. The vil lagers were quick to recognize the Im proved texture and quality of the cheese, and henceforth all their cheeses were taken to these caves to ripen. Tho caves are owned by a Joint stock company, who employ about six hun dred vomen to tend the cheese. Oak shelves on which the cheeses are placed and so arranged that each cheese may have one side next the cold wall of tho cave give over 60,000 square yards of storing room. Com Wore Thnn Bulls. It Is said that the Spanish bullfighter refuses to face a cow, as being so much more dangerous. A bull makes a blind rush nt bis assnllnnt, and this a little knowledge und experience will soon en able nn active man to avoid, but a cow fences with her horns with a skill and quickness unexpected In such an appar ently clumsy animal, and a man must be active Indeed who can avoid the re peated attacks of an angry cow. The bull. In a state of nature, fights to obtain the mastery of the herd and not to kill, but the cow only to protect her offspring, and, lu her case, there is no quarter given. It would not be to the advantage of the herd that tbe bulls should kill each other In determining which was tho stronger, and therefore they do not use their horns as lethal weapons, but it Is, on the other hnud, greatly to the advantage of the calves, and so of the future of tbe herd, that all enemies that dare to attack them should be slain. Overstated. In a well known Lancashire town there resides a man who Is about as careful of a shilling or two as a man can well be and appear anything like decent. He Is In business. In comfort able circumstances, and, being thrifty, honest and Industrious, he was consid ered quite tbe most eligible bachelor of tho neighborhood notwithstanding his painful exactness lu matters finan cial. He finally married a widow worth in her own right some 15,000, and shortly after tho ceremony an old friend met hi in. "Allow me." he said, "to congratu late yon. Your wedding was worth a clear 13.000 to yon." "No," he replied; "not quite so much." "Indeed! I thought there was every Denny of 15,000 In it." "Oh, no." said the Benedict; "I had to pny f'J 12s. (Id. for the marriage li cense!" London Answers. Onlr Jnr of Its Kind. Horace Walpolo told a lively story of an old porcelain vender who had an exceedingly rare and valuable Jar on which he set 1111 almost fabulous price. One hot summer a slight volcanic shock, such as the British occasionally expe rience. Jogged his bouse about his ears and spilt Ills porcelain vase. To an or dinary mind the accident would have been calamitous, but the china seller rose superior to fortune. He doubled tho prico of the article Immediately and advertised It as "the only Jar In the world which had been cracked by an earthquake." Nothing very slow about that; whether ho got his money is not added, but certainly he deserved It The Cossnek's Whip. Teoplo who are unacquainted with Russia and who read of street disturb ances being suppressed by tho Cos sacks with their whips have little Idea of what formidable weapons these aro. Made of hard leather and tapering to fine point, they are triangular lu shape, und the Cossack who knows bow to bring the edge down upon his victim can Indict a wound that la not Infrequently fatal. A favorite stroke Is one by which the eye and a portion of the cheek are cut. French Deerds. M. Maxlme du Camp says In "Sou venirs LI tt era Ires" that after tbe revo lution of July, In 1830, tbe politics of Frenchmen were known by their beards. Supporters . Louis Philippe wore "mutton chop" whiskers, Bona partlsts had mustaches and Imperials, Republicans did not shave at all, and Legitimists wore their beards like collar, with shaved lips and chin. Embarrassing;. A Missouri editor Is responsible for fhe assertion that at a recent church entertainment In his town the master of ceremonies made tbe announcement that "Miss Bates will sing, 'O That I Had an Angel's Wings That I Might Rise and Fly,' accompanied by tbe min ister." Chicago Chronicle. A Good Example. We uotice that many of our ex changes are giving us credit now. We trust their example will be emulated br the grocer and. butcher at borne. AN fiQODE OF THE. DEAD. Not n I mclerr, nut the Great Brit ish Must-um. To any that the British museum Is a dead museum may sou ml like flat blas phemy to those old habitues of the In stitution 10 whom its atsmosphpre Is al most the breath of their life and to whom Its treasures of ' antiquity mid art are certainly the nourishment of their minds and souls. But apart from this little baud of devout worshipers at the shrine of learning tbe British mu seum seems to me quite dead as dead as a door null. I have been there many a time, and I went there again and walked through long and silent galler ies peopled only by the gods of Egypt, India. China, of ancient Greece and Home and thronged only by those won derful works of sculpture wrought by cunning hands long crumbled Into the dust of past ages, but whose spirit of beauty und reverence still lingers lu these heroes and heroines of old re nown. In some of the rooms one may see a few nursemaids relieving the tedium of their dally walk through Bloomsbitry by bringing their little charges to the museum, where they may amuse them selves and get material for bad dreams while the nurses themselves have a quiet gossip. In the holiday season also one may see troops of Americans pnsslng swiftly through the galleries, "doing" the mu seum with wonderful dispatch mid commenting with western levity upon the relics of ancient civilization and the bones of prehistoric men. But tlie Londoner does not come. 1 he time that be can spare from lunch hour he devotes to a walk up Cheapslde. the Strand or Holborn, "to look at ihe shops." The day's work done, lie t:il:os the first train home. On a Snturd ly afternoon he prefers 11 matinee. 11 gn:ne of tennis or cricket or 11 few hours on the river. I do not blame him nltogr:h. er. but the fact remains that the Brit ish museum Is to him on abode of 'he dead, which be regards with the seine repugnance as a tomb. Philip Oihbs In London Mail. FARMER IN WINTER TIME. PJteadr Jobs Art Feeding; the Stnuk and Keeping; Wnrm. The great steady winter Jobs on an American farm In the north nowadays are feeding the stock and keeping warm. And keeping warm nowadays means hauling coal. When 1 lived In tbe country, It meant cutting wood, tt meant for our large family constant teaming day after day from the woods to the wood yard and a wood pile flint must have covered a quarter of nn acre. It meant toward spring the com ing of men with a horse powor mid buzz saw to cut firewood, and thnt was almost as Interesting nn operation as thrashing. There were other stirring days when the lake had frozen bard and the i re house was filled. Involving Ice cutting and more teaming nnd more precarious bitching on behind loads and going back In empties. And early In the win ter there was the momentous nnd gory killing of pigs. Oh, thnt was indeed a stirring time! They kill a pig every second, no doubt. In Chicago now adays, but that Is mere mechanleal routine, with no quality of sport In It. There was nothing so very slow about the country winter In days as late as the civil war. I suppose soup- making as a domestic Industry Is us dead as household spinning. In thine times of wood fires and wood ashes all self respecting families made soap. Our family had an outstanding klti li en expressly for that use, with a big cistern-like hogshead behind It lu which ashes were leached and convenient tubs for holding the soft soap. A Very handsome substance is soft soap of the proper consistency and complexion, and a pleasing exercise It used to he for the young to stir it with a stick and watch Its undulations. All the super fluous fat of meat from our kitchen was turned Into soft soap in those near by old times. Harper's Magazine. The Ilndver's Dlicclna; Ability. ' The sportsman uaturallst, St. John, one day found a badger In a trap not much Injured. Tying a rope to Its hind leg, he drove tbe uulnial home strung to say. the captive beast Jogging stei;q lly along In front of htm and giving little more trouble than a pig going to market. On reaching home the animal was put for the night into a paved court, where it seemed rfectly secure. "Next morning," said St. John, "he was gone, having displaced a stone that I thought him quite Incapable of moving, and then, digging under tbe wall, he got away." The Bitter Truth. Husband (looking up from a booki Do you know what I would have done If I had been Napoleon Bonaparte? : Wife Yes; I know. You would have settlod down In Corsica and spent your life grumbling about bad luck and bard times. Philadelphia Telegraph. His Attrnetlveness. He 1 can't understand how you should be so taken with Mr. Blakley, There la nothing striking about .the man. He, Is Just ordinary.: She I know, but be Is ordinary, lu such on extraordinary degree! Boston Transcript. Growth of the llumnn Hrart. A scientific analysis of the growth of the human heart demonstrates the fact that the Increase Is greatest nnd tin st rnpld during tho first und second yenrs of life, Its bulk nt tho end of the 'C- ond ypnr being exactly double what It originally wns. Between the second and seventh yenrs It Is again doubled In size. A slower rate of growth then sets In and continues during the peri 1 of maturity of other portions of the body. After the fifteenth yenr up to tho fiftieth the annual growth of Ihe heart Is about .001 of n cubic Inch, the Increase ceasing about the fiftieth year. The I)rlna;e. In answer to 11 correspondent n novs- paper says: "Tho deluge mentioned In the Bible was threatened lu the year 17B0 B. C nnd began on Dec. 7. Hi'iO It. C. nnd continued 377 days. The r.rk rested on Mount Ararat on May 0, llloO. but Noah dltl not leave It until Dec. IS following." Any reader v. ho Imagines thnt II would be it 11 easy t::sk to figure t !.!.; tli'lallt rri tn a lliliiical account can find n basis for Ills enlvu latlons In the seveiith and eighth chap ters of (Jem-sis. An l?telt Itrrnk. "She's 11 (..!! after his own heart, he says." 'Yes. and he's a limn after her mon ey." 'But you know It's whispered on thk quiet thnt she hasn't any money." 'Well. It's n notorious fact thnt "it hasn't any heart." Houston Post. Nolblnc Done. 1 "You know, they say money tall. it," suggested the woman with tho sub scription paper, cheerfully. "Well. I never was nny hand for ex travagant speeches.' replied the close fisted millionaire. Syracuse Herald. "Quick ns thought" Is not very quick While a light wave would tri.vel around the equator In a second n nervt wave makes but about 100 feet a nee nnd. What Re Wnnted to Know. He But er your mother She I am sorry to tell you. Lamice lot. that she detests you. He-That's all right. But has she gone so far as to threaten to be t:iy mother-in-law? Harper's Uazar. Life Is short, and we bnve never (00 h time for gladdening the heii'ts those who are traveling the smue ilnrk Journey with us. Oh. be swift to love; iniikc baste to be kind! A in lei. Knnrk of Concealing: Their Knock. 'Many women," said the philosopher, "can make their owu clothes, but it is the exalted few who can make them so that the others will not suspect it." Indianapolis News. When a man Is looking for n wife, he wants an angel, but when he m's to housekeeping he sometimes pays 11; If things because he didn't get a cook. Why nut keep your This Year's Resolution to bavo a bank account by placing your earnings on deposit at 4 per cent annual Interest, compounded twice a year, July 1st and January 1st, I., tho Germania Savings Bank Wood and Diamond Streets PITTSBURG, PENN'A. UNUSUAL BARGAINS. For the Best Goods and Lowest Prices . . Ladies and Children Ladies' Coats and Suits, $8.50 to 15.00, MisBes' Coats, $1.50 to $10.00, Children's Coats, 75 cents ' to $5.00. Ladies' Furs 7.r cents to $18.00. Ladies' Fur nishing Goods you can save from 15 to 85 per cent. Also Men's Clothing . . Best goods at lowest prices. Men's Suits from $4. 50 to $15.00. Tho best suits you can find. 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Ills skate had caught In a stone when he wns In full swing, nnd be came down with n crnsh. "lie didn't swear nor say nowt," said the boy, "hut he just sot up an' said, 'Kb, hoy, thnt wns a bad fall, wasn't it v Climatic Cures. Tho Influence of climatic conditions In thn euro of consumption Is very much overdrawn. The poor patlont, and the rich patient, too, can do much better at homo by proper attention to food di gestion, and a regular use of German Syrup. Froo expectoration In the morning Is mado certain by German Syrup, so Is a good night's rest and tbe absence of that weakening cough and debilitating night r. swoat. Restless nights and the exhaustion due to coughing, the greatest danger and dread of tho consumptive, can be pre vented or stopped by taking German Syrup liberally and regularly. Should you be able to go to a warmer clime, you will find that of the thousands of consumptives there, the few who are benefitted and regain strength are those who use German Syrup. 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