Sick-Headache.
tTp toone yoarniro I Imd n severe slck-hend.
nolle every Hiindnv, Jimt as remilurly a the
day came. Atmieli time 1 could int eat nnd
could not rale my head from theplllow with
out helng-violently immeiited. Ooli'ry K Ins
lias cunt) me. ami now I never lme head
ache. Mrs. Wm. Klllott, ITS West Ave., Ho
eheeter, IS. Y.
Rvenrlclilna; the blood, ton! nir up the nerve
anaHtrenKthcnlngtliestonmcli, Celery Klug
make sick-headache ltupomlble.
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Fall t'reek 4.17, Ki'ynoldsvllle4.:i0, llroukvllle
6.0H, lied Hank .:), VlttsbotK ,; p. m.
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Sunday; t Hug station, wbure hIruuU muht be
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Phlladolphia & Edo Ruilroad Division
In offoot May 25th, 11)03.' Train leave
Driftwood as follows:
EASTWARD
9:04 a m Train 12, weekday, for Kiinbniy,
Wllkenlmrro, llHlotoii, I'ntiMvUlp.bri iinluii,
IlarrlHburR and the inlermedlittu Mil
lions, arriving at l'bllinleliihla 6:2:1 p. in.,
New York, 11:110 p. m. H:illlniore, 11:00 p.m.i
WanhlnKton, 7:1ft p. m 1'iilliniin rm-lor ear
from Willlamitport to Philadelphia and pitH
eenfrereoacbeit from Kane to I'lillinlelplita
and WllllaniHuorl to lliilttmnre unci WhhIi
lnptton. I2:A0 p. m. Train ft, dully for Hiinbury, llar
rlHburfi and prlnelpiil lnlermedlaiUNiutlonH,
arriving at I'liilndelphla 7::t2 p. m., New
York 10:2'l p.m., Hull Inmre 7:. p. tn., Wash
ington :m p. m. VeHtlliuled parlor ear
oand paHHengercouebeH, liullaloto IMtlladtd-
t. pbla and Washington.
4:(W p. m. Train II, dully, for Ilar
rlHburg antl Intermediate Muttonx, ar
rl Inn at Philadelphia 4:2ft A. M ; New York,
7.13 a. in.; Malt I morn, t. 2o a, m.; Washington
8.30 A. M. Pullmun Sleeping enra from
llarrlnhtirg to Philadelphia and New York.
Philadelphia piiMiengerH eun remain Id
loepur undisturbed until 7:30 A. u.
11:08 p.m. Train 4. dully for Hunbury.'Ilarrlfi
burg and Intermediate Htatlona, arriving at
Philadelphia, T;t a. m.; New York, 1033
A. M. on weekoday and I0.:i a m. on Hun-
day; Ilaltlrnore, 7:1ft A. M.; WuKliliigton, ::)
A. u. Pullman tdeeper from Erie,
and Wllllanmport to Philadelphia, and
WllllamMnort to Washlntfton. PaiMOnger
coaches from F.rle to Philadelphia, uud
WIlllamKport totlaltlmore.
12:27 p.m. Train 14, dally forSunbury.llnrrl
burg and principal lntermedlalebtalUnH,ar
rlvlug at Philadelphia 7:22 a. m.. New York
B:33 a. m. weekduys, ll(i.:tl a. m Sumluy)
Ilaltlrnore 7:18 a. m., Washington, 8:0 a m.
Veatlbuled hutl'et Hlecplng car and pa
enger coaches, Uuttulo to Philadelphia and
W'asblnglou.
WESTWARD
:!t1 a. m. Train 7, dally for Buffalo via
Emporium.
4:3s a. m. Train 0, dally for Erie, Rldg-
, way, and week day for Duliola, Clermont
and principal Intermedial Mutton.
9:80 a. m. Train 8, duily for Kilo and Inter
mediate point.
8:4ft p. m. Train 1.1, dully for Duffulo via
Emporium.
S:kp . m. --Train 61, weekday for Kane and
Intermediate Htatlona.
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p.m. a.m. a.m. p.m. p.m. p.m.
For time table and additional Infurmalloo
consult ticket agouta.
W. W. ATTERBDRY, J. R. WOOD.
Gou'l Munuger. Pas. Trafllo Mgr.
OKU. W. liOYD, Oeu'l Pauteuger Agcui.
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THE SHIP'S PURSER.
Rome hi the Thlnca That Make 111
Life at Time a flnrdra,
Tin lot of tlit tirMir I anything; but
a nappy one. From III title one would
think t Int t lit! liml only to look nfter tl e
flniinco of the vrnrl, tint In reality hi
Olllcp, no conveniently nnd plt'turenqtie
ly Bltiiiitetl at the top of the frrnnd rttnlr
rnat1. In really liuy a Imreati im any
In Cupel court or Wall ntreet. It In no
doubt It'Kltliunte enotiKli to expect the
purser to bo tpilte nil fnlt with the
monetary mutter, to explain to the
ItrltlRher the tlHTereneo between a dol
lar and a rrown or to the American
that the RrocnbneU I treated with
kooiii and foiituinely In Kiimpn, but
nnr American friend: are pur excel
lence the Interrogator of the world,
and to thrill the purser I simply a
wtilliltiK encyclopedia.
He I iVt-ected to tell them all about
the ship- that's rlht ciioiikIi but they
Want to know all about the pnanetiKers
n well, who they art?, where they have
conic from nnd where they nre go In it,
how much they are. worth nnd any lit
tle titbit of now, about their nodal lift).
He Is also anked about every hotel, be
plnnlnn at Liverpool nnd cmllnK at
Home, the Itent ahops whereat to pur
chase different articles, who will rIvo
the host discount for cash, where the
questioner's wife can best Im rigged up
In Ktiropcnn fashion nnd the most like
ly resort nt which his daughter might
run across some liniiecunlous scion of
llritlsli nobility. Harry Fumes In
Ktrnnd.
rnaltlnn of Woiid and 14a Durability.
The problem lias trnublotl mnny why
two pieces of wood sawed from the
innic section of a tree should possess
very varied characteristics wbeu used
in different positions, l'or example, a
pnto post will bo fonnil to decay much
faster If the butt end of the tree Is
uppermost than would be the enso If
the top were placed In this position.
The reason Is that the moisture of the
atmosphere will permeate the pores of
the wood much more rapidly the way
the tree grew than it would if in the
opposite direction.
Microscopical examination proves that
the pores invite the ascent of moisture,
while they repel its descent. Take the
familiar case of a wooden bucket.
Many mny have noticed that some of
the staves appear to be entirely sat
urated, while others are apparently
quite dry. This arises from the sauio
cause the dry staves are in the posi
tion in which the tree grew, while the
saturated ones are reversed.
A nemlnflscence of Fannr Kemble.
Fanny Kemble Is remembered by old
residents of (lennnntown and riilladel
phla as a superb horsewoman. Bhe had
a fiery temper, which matched that of
her husband, Hcreo Hutler, and Bpeed
lly brought about one of the most noted
divorce trials reported In the law books.
In her youth she wns remarkably beau
tiful, and In the role of Juliet she was
the personification of dazzling loveli
ness. She was noted for her keenness
of wit even in the days of her old age.
Once when an impertinent street loun
ger stepped up to her while sho was
looking in the window of a bric-a-brac
store nnd said, "Are you fond of an
tiquities?" Mrs. Kemblo quickly un
pinned her veil and, turning on the
man her aged faro (she was theu seventy-three),
asked, "Are you?"
An AasrravatlnB Speech.
Ono of the wits of the parliament
house Is said to have observed on the
occasion of Judge. Peas' promotion to
tho honor of knighthood, "Tlio queen
may make George Dens a knight, but
no ono will ever make him a gentle
man." Deas was quite able, however,
to hold his own, and he punished the
wits when they came to muko their
maiden speeches before him. "Pris
oner at tho bar," be once said to an
unfortunnte wretch ou whose behalf
an Infant advocate bad been feebly
urging ."extenuating circumstances,"
"everything that your counsel has said
in mitigation I consider to be an ag
gravation of your offense."
Two Waya of Dolns Buslnea.
The industrious man the plain, ev
eryday kind, we mean gets to bis
work early. Three hours later the man
of marked executive ability drops in to
see that the industrious man keeps
steadily at work. If everything is go
ing well the man of marked executive
ability leaves for tho duy, for there is
no need for a display of his peculiar
qualities. If everything Is going ill the
man of marked cxecutivo ability quits
et once. In order that his reputation
may not bo compromised by bis pres
ence Doston Transcript
A Slav to Method.
A medical specialist was very much
In the habit of using a notebook to as
sist his memory and Insure precision.
In course of time it happened that his
aged father died. The worthy doctor
attended the obsequies as chief mourn
r with due solemnity. At the close be
was observed to take out bis notebook
and carefully to erase the words "Mem.
Bury father." Scottish American.
Translated.
"I beard ber boasting .that ber dinner
party was a success from the begin
ning and ended wltb the greatest
eclaw.' What's 'eclaw,' anyway?"
"Why er that was the dessert, of
course. Didn't you ever eat a 'cboco
lute eclaw T "Exchange.
. Accident Will Uanpan.
Landlady Yes, sir, two chickens
went into that soup.
Boarder Never mind, madam, never
mind. No barm done. No one would
ever suspect It, I assure you. Town
and Country.
Narrow minds think nothing right
above their own capacity. Boebefou-cauld.
ALMANACS ARE ANCIENT.
hey Were Made hy the tlrreks aa
rr llaek as A, 1. lfl.
According to Theon, the commentator
on I'tolemy, almanacs, as we under
stand the word, were constructed frotn
about the year loo A. H. by the Greeks
of Alexandria, but the dates of festi
vals and other'evente of national inter
est had been exposed on marble tab
lets In Home 200 years 11. C. Lalando,
an authority on the subject, states that
the earliest almannc of which the au
thor's name Is preserved was flint of
Solomon Jarchns, who lived In the m Id
do of the twelfth century.
A primitive Kiigllsh calendar or al
manac was c;tllcd the "piimc-staff."
"rein-stock" or 'clog almanac." It was
made of wood, bone or horn, about
eight Inches long, like a square ruler.
On this the days were marked by a
scries of notches, every seventh being
of larger size. The festivals were Indi
cated by symbols, ns were the golden
number ami the cycle of tho moon,
Specimens of this "clog nlmnnnc" may
be seen nt the British museum and In
museums or libraries at Oxford, Cam
bridge nnd Manchester. Rome of larger
size were hung "at one end of tho man-tie-tree
of their chimneys" for general
use, and smaller ones were carried in
the pocket or on the walking stick.
Pearson's Weekly.
The Dut In the Air.
The air of cities is impregnated with
dust nnd filth. To combat their dele
terious effects the streets should be
freely ventilated and wnteretl. Wind
nnd rnln nre the great destroyers of
dust, l'rom the fields the wind lifts
tho debris of vegetation pollen, seeds,
spores of fungi and bacterln; the dust
of the soil silica, silicate of alumin
ium, carbonate nnd phosphnto of lime
nnd peroxide of iron. In and proceed
ing from volcanic regions fine particles
of carbon nnd dried mud are tnkeu up
and wafted hundreds or even thou
sands of miles. In nnd round about
cities and towns the finely ground dust
of the pavements, fragments of straw,
hnlr, stable manure, debris of Insects,
soot, eplthclla from floor sweepings or
shnken from rngs, enrpets and bedding,
together with gases and other volatllo
emanations frotn factories, rendering
establishments, abattoirs, tanynrdsand
compost heaps of all sorts, though not
of the air, are in it, In so much as to
be in some degree. almost everywhere
present. Sanitarian.
A Cannr Scot.
A canny Scot lived In a small settle
ment some miles from tho neighboring
town. The distance, however, could
be considerably lessened by cutting
through a large estate. This practice
was accordingly so much resorted to
that the owner gave peremptory orders
for all trespassers to be turned around
and sent back the way they camo.
One time, however, tho Scot In ques
tion, having occasion to toko some arti
cles to town In a wheelbarrow, decided
to' run the risk and was about half
way through when hp saw the owner
in the distance. Not relishing tho idea
of retracing his steps, he bethought
himself of n scheme, and, promptly
turning the wheelbarrow to faco the
direction from which he came, bo sat
down upon it ns If resting.
Soon the owner camo up and, seeing
him there, roughly ordered him to turn
around and go buck.
As "back" was In this case bis ob
jective point, the Scot obeyed and went
on bis way rejoicing.
Dltl Not Look ni-ht.
The Intelligent compositor, ono of tho
kind that figures in many an anecdote,
worked on an Arkansas paper at a
period when a well known novelist wns
editor. Ono day tho printer undertook
to set up the word "doughnut." lie
spelled it "donut."
"Seo here," said tho novelist, "don't
you know how to spell 'doughnut?'
You've misspelled It here."
The Intelligent compositor camo over
and gazed at the proof and scratched
bis head in perplexity.
"Well." ho admitted, "that doesn't
look right, but It had a 'w' In it once,
and somehow that didn't look right
cither."
Set 111 Own Novel.
B. L. Fnrjeon was ono of the very
few writers who set up work In type
without the medium of manuscript.
When the novcllBt first turned to fic
tion he was editor und publisher of the
Otago Times, which was printed at his
own otllces at Duncdln, and many of
tho chapters of his novel "Grlf" were
transferred direct to type by the late
Mr. Fnrjeon, who wns ono of tho most
rapid compositors of his time. Uo was
a firm believer In charms and attrib
uted much of his good fortune to a New
Zealand greenstone which be wore for
many years ou bis watch chain. Lon
don Tlt-Blts.
Tha noma Product.
"I should think you would be am
bitious for political distinction,"
"No," answered Mr. Cumrox, "I don't
enro for it My daughter has studied
painting and ber pictures of me are
funny enough without culling In the
aid of any professional cartoonist."
Washington Star.
Th Single Misfortune.
"Misfortunes never come singly, rou
know. Miss rrlscllln."
"Alas." said the poor maiden, shak
ing ber bead, "the single misfortune is
tho worst of oil!" New Yorker.
Painless Operation.
The old beau wns trying to make
himself look youthful.
"lie Is dyeing for love," they com
mented. ChlcUgo Tost
The kicker usually does not make
much progress, notwithstanding that
be puts bis best foot forward. Boston
Transcript
PHIL" MAY'U l3iRGAIN. "
Aa Bvperlenre tha Artl.t Had With
a Hotlns; Conjnre.
An amusing story Is told of the artist
Phil Mny and an English conjurer at
fair at Klrotford on-Avon. Phil was In
the crowd which had gathered to wntcb
a very clever gentleman who was wrap
ping up sovereigns and half crowns In
pieces of paper and selling them for 2
shillings. The "sharp" had a beautiful
face such a face as Phil May loved to
draw. So he sketched him furtively.
But the gentleman saw him and mado
speech forthwith.
"If that there celebrlted porttit palnt
(r with the tight breeches on will 'and
up the plfter, the equally celebrlted
benefactor to 'oomanlty wot Is glvln'
away quids for coppers will reward 'im
accordingly." be shouted.
Phil, Willi a twinkle In bis eye, hnnd
ed up the drawing. The conjurer was
delighted with tho sketch and pinned it
to the tailboard of his cart. With an
other preliminary speech, ho threw
three sovereigns, three half sovereigns
and several half crowns Into a piece of
paper, screwed it up nnd handed It to
the artist. "You'll be president of tho
blootnln' H'ynl academy some dye,
young man," said he. "Here, catch!"
"A bin-gain's a bargain." said Phil,
walking off with the packet of gold and
silver.
He confessed afterward when he
opened the packet nnd found two pen
nies nnd a halfpenny in it that it was
the most entertaining commission be
hail ever been paid for.
Men Who "Wer Literature.
Balzac nnd Hugo were the Inst of
th grent men whoso Inspiration was
unceasing anil who did not make liter
ature, but who were literature. Bal
sa c wrote a great story nt a sitting
a sitting that lasted for eighteen
hours. All that while he wrote, for
in secretary could keep pace wltb
him, and all that while he lived on
black coffee. Then he slept for thirty
hours. Hugo wrote "Hernnnl" In a
month, and we can think of Bnlzac and
Hugo as wo think of the great Vene
tian living In the glory and exultation
of constant creation. Veronese must
hove Improvised "The Marriage Feast
at Cana" with extraordinary ease, nnd
I like to think he painted tho Immortal
fiddler In n morning and went out In
his gondola In the afternoon thinking
he had done a fair day's work. That
was how men wrote and painted In the
great times isforo science beckoned
them away frotn tho beautiful. Georgo
Moore in I.lpplncott's.
nrlsrnoll and Ills Asre.
On one occasion Bitinchl, the noted
teacher, went on the stage to see Brl
gnoll, the famous singer, whom be
found pacing up and down like a mad
man, humming over his pnrt.
"Why, Brig, what Is the matter with
you? Are you nervous?" he asked.
"Yes, I am nervous," wns tho reply as
he walked harder and faster than over.
"But, Brig, you ought not to be nerv
ous. I've heard you sing the pnrt 200
times. I heard you sing it thirty years
ago."
"Thirty yenrs ngo! Who are you that
should know so much?"
"Who nm I? You know who I am,
and 1 know who you nre."
"Very well; you know what I am,
but I am sure you do not know what
you are, and If you wish I will tell
you. You are a fool!"
A IIokub Hear' Ham.
Sir Hlchard Owen, the eminent anat
omist, often had his skill in Identify
ing bones tested. On one occasion his
friend and neighbor, I.onW John Hus
sell, sent him a specimen for this pur
pose, nnd the professor quickly pro
nounced It the thigh Itono of a pig.
This explanation of the query was sub
sequently offered by Lord John: "Pres
ident Buchnnnu had sent from Amer
ica to the English statesman the pres
ent of 'ii choice benr's ham, and the
family had breakfasted off It several
times with much enjoyment. Some
how or other, however, suspicion was
aroused, and the bono was sent to their
scientific neighbor, with tho result
stntod."-Pall Mall Gazette.
Pecblea.
In the "Memoir" of Hobert Chambers
by his brother William Is a delightful
nlluslou to Peebles, their birthplace and
a spot ever warm In the loving mem
ory of Scotch residents.
One of these, a man who bad lived
there all his life, was enabled by some
uplift of fortuno to visit Paris. When
he came back his townsmen gravely
gathered about him.
"Noo," said one, while tho others lis
tened, "tell us nboot It"
"Paris," be began, "a' things consid
ered, is a woutlerfu' pluce; but, still,
Peebles for pleasure."
Got Alone; Without It.
"Did you ever have mat do mer on
your way over to Europe?" askod Mrs.
Oldcastle.
"No. Josluh took a bottle or two of
It along, but when I'm seaBlck none of
them kind of things ever does me a bit
of good." Chicago Record-Uerald.
Useless Telllnac.
"You can always tell on English
man," said the Briton proudly.
"Of course you can," replied the Yan
kee, "but it doesn't do any good, be
cause he thinks be knows it all." Phil
adelphia Ledger. '
Beoomlngr Discouraged.
lie Your father did not object to our
marriage as much as I bad expected.
She Oh, poor papa has given up the
Idea of being too particular. Brooklyn
Life.
Good and Stronar.
Butcher Wasn't that a good steak I
sent you yesterday?
Customer Ob, it was a good, durable
steak. Life.
What io vvt.AiTHf
Health and Al,lllt to Work Better
Than IMoni-y itad Worry.
Does wealth consist In money, houses,
lands, bank stocks, railroad bonds, Vc-,
alone? We think not. The" young nhh
starting In life with no money, tint
with good digestion, good 'sleep, good
health nnd ability to work In some
profitable employment, bus what the
aged capitalist would be glad to ex
change nil his millions for.
What compensation Is money for
sleepless nights and painful days or
the misconduct of dissipated children?
Which brings the greater happiness,
the glitter, show. Jealousies n nil falsity
of fashionable life' or tin1 heartfelt
frleiitl-ililps which Jirev:iil :o largely
In the homes of the liiil'.i.;rlo:is poor?
In how mnny of the pnlaccM of our mil
lionaires will you find greater happi
ness In the parlor than In the kitchen?
How many millionaires will tell you
that they are happier now than when
starting In life without a dollar?
On tlm top of mountains we find
rocks and Ice nnd snow. It Is down. in
the valleys that we find the vineyards.
Let no inn ii envy those richer than
himself until taking nil things Into
account age, health, wife, children,
friends lie Is sure he would be willing
to exchange. Georgo J. Angell In Our
Dumb Animals.
The Krndlte Prisoner.
"The charge ng'lti ye," the police Jus
tice said, "is burglary. What have ye
got to say?"
"As to that," replied the prisoner, a
seedy looking man who appeared to
have seen better days, "If by the term
of burglary' you mean the offense
which, ai-cortllng to English law and
practice for centuries, bus been clenrly
dell ned as 'house breaking by lilght'
the charge Is palpably ridiculous. The
policeman alleges that he detected me
In the act of breaking Into a house yes
terday afternoon In broad daylight. If,
oil the other I m ml. the term is tnucle to
cover the same offense when committed
by day, which. I believe. Is your absurd
American understanding of I lie word.
In a legal sense. I shall have to concede
the correctness of the charge, your hon
or, reserving, however, the right to re
gard with a species of contempt the
crude Jurisprudence of this country."
"Take "Im buck to Ms cell," gasped
the police Justice, "an' let 'liu sober
up." Chicago Tribune.
To lie Healthy Ue Practical.
Theoretically, every adult person of
any Intelligence wishes to be strong
and healthy. Practically, a majority of
them wish nothing of tho sort They
would like to be well enough, but are
not willing to pay the price, though It
really costs nothing. When a man gets
out or health ho usually wants to get
something to "patch hi in up" so Unit
he can continue the foolish things
which have caused his bad condition;
hence the almost universal resort to
drug treatment instead of the natural
mentis of restoring and maintaining
health and strength. If a man Is really
desirous of being naturally sound nnd
healthy he will try to study out the
means of becoming so. These means
nre all Included In the seven founda
tion principles of practical hygiene
namely, exercise, rest, nlr. light, food,
drink nnd Im thing. Cooking Club.
When You lliur Cheese.
When you buy cheese bear In mind
that nil good cheese will be mellow to
the touch, yet firm. The rind will be of
an even tint, elastic anil free from puffs,
and a sample will reveal a linn, close,
buttery grill n of n nutty flavor. Cheese
which feels so hard that you cannot
dent It with your linger tips on the rind
Is either sour, salted too heavily, skim
med or cooked too much. On tho other
hand. If the rind breaks upon pressure
or does not spring back readily when
the finger Is withdrawn this Indicates
an oversoft article, caused by the slack
cooling of the curd or a want of acid.
At best It will have an Insipid flavor
nnd will "go off" as It ages.
An tmnppreclatlve Listener.
A well knowu lawyer whose first
name Is James has a brother whom be
visited lately. His brother bas a
daughter, aged four years, whose moth
er had lectured her a few days before
for telling "stories." Tho lawyer, think
ing to entertain the llttlo one, took her
on his knee nnd told ber two of bis best
folklore tules. Instead of being charm
ed, ns ho expected, "she never smiled,
but when he hnd finished slid from bis
kneo, with a solemn face, and, going to
ber mother, said: 'Mamma, Uncle Jim
will go to the bad pluce sure. Ho bas
Just told mo two big stories. "Kansas
City Journal m
Purely Conventional.
"Agntha." said ber mother. "I don't
like to hear a daughter of mine tell
even a conventional lie. You know you
can't bear Aunt Becky, and yet when
she came the other day you said,
'Auntie, bow glad I am to see you!' "
"That wasn't a He, mamma," answer
ed Agatha. "That was an exclama
tion." Chicago Tribune.
tdurrylua; For Money.
"I married for lub do fust time," said
Ebcuezer Snow, "but dls time I mar
ries for money, an' don't you forget It"
"Your bride elect has money, has
she?"
"Yes, suh. Dat girl bas no less dan
$34.78 In de savin's bank, for she
showed me de book." Detroit Free
Press.
Bad Attaok of Paralysis.
Gentleman You can't work on ac
count or paralysis! Nonsense! You
look as strong as I da .
Tramp Well, ye see, bass, lfs pa
ralysis of de will dat I'm troubled wit
Exchange,
There is no place quite as dry ss tbati
where a river used to be.
DISCREET INDISCRETION. .
llstr the Inanhnrdlnatlnn of a Dlpte j
mm .ivrrircl Hostilities,
An example that can never bo over
looked when the right of an ambassa
dor to exercise his own discretion Is In
quest 1-1) Is til ii t which occurred 111 the
career of Lord Lyons when he was our
ambassador to the Culled States. lie
wns a iicrsonn grata there. "All t can
say, Lord Lyons, Is, 'Go thou and do
likewise," was Abraham Lincoln'
genial method of receiving the llrltbth
ambassador's announcement of the
Prince of Wales' marriage. Lord Lyons
did not take the advice, but lie remain
ed a very effective ehibniWlnr In
spite of his bachelorhood. When the
grnve tlllfjiully over the Mason antl
Hlldrll ease nrose Iird Lyons was In
structed from home to present an ulti
matum, afford twelve hours for Its ac
ceptance, nnd, the latter not being
forthcoming, lie was to break off rela
tions nnd leave the country. The
twelfth hour expired. Slldell and Ma
son were not surrendered and there re
mained apparently only the dire pros
pect of war. "Give me another twelve
hours," mild Hewiird, the secretary of
state. It was an entire contradiction
of official orders, but, nevertheless, "I
will," nn lil Lyons. From tl o'clock that
night until 0 the next morning Seward
battled with the recalcitrants. Then
Lyons received an Intimation that the
Confederate envoys would be given up.
So by the Insubordination of an am
bassador wnr was saved. St. James
Gazette.
Illstnnrrk'a first riaar.
t'nllke Napoleon. Bismarck was a
hard smoker. He once told this story
to Illustrate his love of the weed:
"The value of n good cigar Is best
understood when It Is the Inst you pos
sess and there Is no chance of getting
another. At Kocnlggrnctit I had only
one cigar left In my pocket, which I
carefully guarded during the battle as
a miser guards his treasure. I did not
feel Justified In using It. I painted In
glowing colors In my mind the happy
hour when 1 should enjoy It after the
victory, hut I hnd miscalculated my
chiinccs. A poor dragoon lay helpless,
with both arms crushed, murmuring
for something to refresh him. I felt In
my pockets and found only gold, which
would not be of the least use to blin.
But stay! 1 hnd still my treasured
cigar, flighted It for him nnd placed
It between his teeth. You should have
seen tho poor fellow's grateful smile. I
never enjoyed a ctgnr no much as that
one which I did not smoke."
Rneouruaenient Kor the Boy.
Patsy Mom. won't yer gimme me
candy now?
Mrs. Casey Dldn' Ol tell ye )
Wouldn't give ye nnny at all If ye didn't
kape still?
Patsy Yes'm, but
Mrs. Casey Well, the longer ye kape
still the sooner ye'll get It Phlladel
phla Press.
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The Anael :,n,l.
"Martha." said her luuinina. "I trust
that while you were nt your Aunt
Martha's you said nothing to offend
ber."
"Oh, ho, mamma," declared the angel
child. "I was careful to say things
which would make her know that you
and pnpn liked ber for herself alone."
"That wns proper."
"Why. when she asked me If yon
folks hud named me Martha so that she
would leave us her money when she
dies I toltl her that papa and you had
talked ubout that and that papa sold
we mustn't think of such a thing."
"And whnt did she say?" asked mam
ma eagerly.
"Nothing. She Just laughed and said
I was a good girl and I'd better ran
along home when I told her whnt papa
saltl about her going to have a pocket
made In her shroud." Chicago Tribune.
Condiment and Digestion.
People with weak digestions will si
wnys be found to be fond of condi
ments, as the tendency of these things
In to stimulate the glands of the stom
ach and cause them to produce a larger
supply of digestive Juices. Tepper,
mustard and other like spices stir up
the liver and are useful to people who
from necessity or other causes lead
sedentary lives. Vinegar dissolves the
cellulose In raw vegetables, and that Is
why It tastes so well with cabbages
and salads, for there is no better Judge
than the palate of what is good for the
stomach. The oil Is added because It
protects the stomach from the biting
acid.
The Thumb.
Thumbs bare been appreciated ever
since the world began. The ancients
used to call the thumb the other baud.
Barbarous kings used to swear and
make compacts by their thumbs. In
Home It was a sign or ravor to wring
and kiss the thumb and of disfavor
or disgrace to lift It up or turn It out
ward. A man who wns hurt In his
thumbs wns excused from nerving In
the Itoiuon wars. Some of the scoun
drelly citizens used to cut off their
thumbs so as to remain at home and
get rich. Teachers used to punish their
pupils by biting their thumbs.
A General Tbttnalit.
"I tell yon. I'll be master of my house
when I'm a nmn!" said little liennle.
"That's what your father thought
when he was your age. Bonnie." replied
the boy's mother.
Flan res It Out.
Jolfe When mny a knothole be said
to be not whale?
Polk - What nre yon folklim nbont?
Jolk -The answer Is: When only a
pnrt of the knot Is not-Philadelphia
Press
In the hnnd of many wealth Is like
a hnrp In the hoofs of an ass. Martin
Luther.
For $18.00 we sell a
wood is nicely - finished
and each Piecc is wel1 Put
lugemer, strong ana iirm
We also hA vp snrino-s.
mattresses, etc., at lowest
prices. Come and see
our stock. j
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