New York City. Coats made In f rlnec Albert stylo nre nmonu ilio lat est Hliown nnd nre exceedingly smnrt. This Mny Mnnton one Is made of plum MIXCE ALBERT COAT. colored slbellne simply stitched with cortlcelll silk In tailor style nnd makes part of a costume, liut tlu coat Ik also appropriate for tin- separate wrap. The cont I mmlo wltli fronts, under arm gores, and side backs that aro cut off below the waist line, full lenctli back and skirt portioiiH. The fronts are fitted by means of sinitlc darts and closed with buttons nnd button holes. The skirt portions nre seamed to the body and ore laid In pleats at the side back seams. The sleeves ran be plnln ones In coat style with roll over cuffs or the full ones shown In the back view as preferred. The quantity of material required for the medium size Is two and seveu- I r ' eighth yards forty-four Inches wide, two and one-hnlf yurds fifty-two Inches wide. A Seasonable Coatume. Long coats aro much In vogue and guln favor with each succeeding week. The May Manton one shown In tho large drawing Is made iu Russian style and is well adapted both to the entire suit and the generul wrap. Tho model is made of black taffeta Btltched with cortlcelll silk, but all coat and tilt materials, both silk and wool, ure equally appropriate. The coat consists of a blouse portion, that Is made with applied box pleats at front and buck and Is fitted by mnaus of shoulder and underarm earns, and the skirt which Is attached thereto beneath the belt. The skirt In cludes applied pleats that form contin uous lines with the boluse and Is laid Id Inverted pleats at the rent re back, which provide graceful fullness. The right front laps over the left to close In double-breasted style beueath the edge of the pleat. The sleeves are box pleated from the elbows to the shoulders, so providing the sntig tit required by fashion, but form full puffs at the wrists, where they are finished by flare cuffs. The quantity of material required for the medium size Is six and one lialf yards twenty-seven inches wide, four yards flfty-two Inches wide, four yards forty-four Inches wide or Kklrt s thut Just eleur the ground are among the latest de reed by fashion and can be relied upon as correct both for the present and the season to come. The very excellent one' lu the large picture provides a graceful flure about the feet and is available for tho entire range of skirt and suit mnteriuls, but, as shown. Is made of Sicilian mohulr stitched with cortlcelll silk. The skirt Is cut la five Borer, which are so shaped as to lit with perfect snugurss about tho hips, while they Huro freely nnd gracefully below tho knees. The fullness at the back is laid In inverted pleats and can be tltched as Illustrated or simply pressed flat as preferred. The upper edge con be finished with a belt or mmRk HESSIAN COAT AMI FIVE-GORED SKIRT. cut In dip outline and under faced or bound. The quantity of material required for the medium size Is six and one-fourth yard: twenty-seven Inches wide, three and three-fourth yards forty-four Inches wide or three and one-fourth yards fifty-two Inches wide when ma terial has figure or nap; three yards forty-four or two and three-fourth yards flfty-two Inches wide when ma terial has neither figure nor nap. 1'opnlnr Color For Hnte. A very striking hat, an Importation, Is made of that vivid dark blue color w hich Is so popular this season, Tbers 1.4 a rolled brim of the blue, and the top of the crown repeats the color. The sides of the crown and tho edge of the brim consist of rows of bright red, white, and flax-blue braids. The hat tilts well over the face of the wearer, and is lifted behind with a bunch of cherries and leaves. It hat no other trimming. IMctareeque Scurf.. Veils continue to grow lu length nnd breadth ns woll ns thickness with the coming of cold wenther, and tun lutest "automobtllug rolls" are renlly plcturi esque scarfs, passing completely around the head nnd tied lu an artist tically careless knot on tho left shoull der that ran be accomplished only by a study of the model, considerately placed upon the veiling counters ot tho leading department stores. New York Mall and Express. I A nantlftnmely Trhnmvl Waist A dinner waist of tucked cafe au lalt crepe do chine Is trimmed with straps of brown velvet, ending In gold and amber buttons. It has a vest of Cluny lace over Ivory silk. The bolero' Is fastened hy bows of brown velvet tied through small round buckles of gold nnd amber. The collar and cuffs are of silk embroidery In delicate Ter slan colors. Knln Cost. Coats that afford perfect protection ngalust the rain nre essential to every woman's health as well as comfort This one is adapted to covert cloth nnd all the materials used for coats of the sort, but Is shown In Oxford gray cruvenette cloth and stitched with black cortlcelll silk. The coat consists of the fronts, backs and side backs. The fronts are with out fullness, but the back is drawn In at the waist line and held by meant of the belt. Over the shouldert Is a circular cape and the neck Is finished with a shaped and stitched collar. The s'.eeves are the ample oues of the tea- son and are finished with straight cuffs pointed at their ends. The quantity of material required for the medium slue is five and three fourth yards forty-four inches wide or five yards flfty-two Inches wide, , BAI COAT. The Change of Clothing. In an excellent crtlele In The Delin eator on the "Hygiene of Clothes," Dr. C.race Pcckham Murray makes the fol lowing point In regard to toasonahie and unseasonable clothing, which aro particularly appropriate at this tlmo: The practical utility of clothing is to retain the .heat of the body, and con sequently It eliould be adapted to tho climate and season. Too much cloth ing Is as injurious as too little, for It prevents free exercise and develop ment. In changing tne clothing with, the vcrioue sear on s one should exer cise Judgment It Is a common prac tice to fix a certain date as the time for changing. Irrespective of the tem perature; many persons will shiver In light clothing because tho calendar has not yet announced the appointed day, and again will swelter In heavy cloth ing when the temperature rises after light clothing has been discarded. These methods Dr. Murray rightly, con demns, and makes the suggestion that every house should have an out-of-doors thormometor, preferably placed outside a window of the bedroom, so that the tempcratnre can be read each morning and the clothing donned ac cordingly. Lady Curzon as a Detective. ' A retired Indian judge tolls a curi ous story about Lady Curzon, tho wife of the viceroy of India, Ho was din ing at the viceregal lodge one night, and the conversation turned upon a sensational murder trial which he was conducting at the time. After dinner Lady Curzon drew tho judge aside and said: '"I do not want to Interfere with your judicial duties, but I know as an absolute fact that the man who Is charged wtth that murder Is Innocent. If you will send a detective to me to morrow morning I will direct him to tho house where the real murderer Is now hiding. I only discovered the fact this afternoon, when I was down there in (ilsgulso wtth one of our syces." S.fo enough, the murderer was caught, as Lady Curzon hod said, and the Innocent man was released. This incident, becoming known, has made her very popular with the people of Calcutta, who are not used to English "mem-sahlbs" taking so much Inter est In their humble lives. Ivly Curzon would not toll how she found out tho murderer. She said that she made It a rule never to talk about her excursions in native costume, lest she should got her native guides and friends Into trouble with their own people. Artlstie New Combs. Some of the combs just sent from France are exquisite. One is of amber with a spray of flowers across the top. Each petal of each flower Is formed of a pearl, and the stems are leaves ot tiny but very flory diamonds. A Jet comb has a battlemented top, but of fairy-like lightness and delica cy, the ornamental, finely cut design flashing like gems. Tortoise-shell combs with ornamen tations of paler shell or amber, and dull, bronzy gold are very handsome. The ivory combs of last year teem to have gone out of fashion and tortoise shell, gold, amber and Jet are the thing now. 'A shell comb with a spray of diamond morning glories at the top kas a unique effect owing to the fact' that each blossom holds In its calyx a sapphire dewdrop. An amber comb has a spray of deli cate diamond foliage across the top, terminating at one corner in a bouquet of pearl and emerald flowers. New and very fantastic are the but terfly combs. They are carried out In tortoise-shell, on a wide band ot which It mounted a tingle gold butterfly, in some instances gemmed with colored stones. The combs are sold in sets of three for the back and sides, and are most effective. New York Commercial Advertiser. A Woman's Mouth. Bawara of the rosebud mouth? That mouth that is so tiny. The mouth that finds its way into the pagot ot nov els, that may be found In statuary. AU the Venuses have rosebud mouths for the rosebud mouth Is Dame Na ture's label pinned to the face, declar ing that its owner is vain, frivolous and untruthful. On the other hand, the larger mouth, with full, well-proportioned Hps, which when closed form almost a horizontal line with the corners of the mouth, neither elevated nor depressed is tho indication for truthfulness, loyalty, firmness, justice. A large mouth does not look pretty, possibly, but It re flects handsome and womanly qualities which should always be in demand. One often heart the statement, "Ob, what a sfcort upper Up!" and the 'state ment made in all sincerity. A short upper lip is said to be a sign of beau ty. Upon the point of beauty we have nothing to say, but we do know the g'Irl who has a short upper Up is gen erally a very conceited creature, and the only way to gain her heart Is to flatter her. That it a point worth knowing and recollecting. Observe the wide mouth with down ward curves at the corners. Notice particularly the points mouth wide, comers depressed. Women who have a mouth like this would deprive their stomachs of the best turkey dinner ever cooked for the take of gossiping. A woman of thlc kind will uegloct every duty In Hfe for gossip. And she Is not over kind-hearted or sympathetic, either. It doea not require svny very great brain to move this wide, low cornered mouth. Phlladolphia Telo graph. Helps for Young Mothers. Don't be afraid to use common tense In tho care of your baby. Don't' forget that regularity In meal time la just as necessary for your lit tle one as for yourself. Don't stuff the baby until na.ure rcbols by an emesls. Don't expect tho baby to be perfect ly well unless you fed v. on nature's food mother's milk. Don't forget that It wants cool water to drink occasionally. Don't keep tne baby In the house one minute that it Is possible to have it out of doors. A baby kept out In tho air and sunshine will not be cress and Irritable. At night be sure the mom Is well ventilated. Its susceptibility to sick ness Is In Inverse ratio to the amount of good, pure air you provide for its lungs. Don't put too many clothes on the baby, and, above all, don't inflict lit with long clothes. Least of all should this be done during Its first few months of llfo, when It Is weaker than at any other time. Don't fasten Ita clothes like a vino, and then think It is going to be com fortable. A child can't be happy un less it can move every muscle of Its body freely. Don't bundle up Its head to suffoca tion. Don't cover up Its head except in blast of wind. Don't be cross and Irritable about the baby, and then be surprised that it re flects your mood. Don't let people outside the famny kiss the baby. Never so trample on your child's rights as to make It sub mit to an unwelcome caress from any one. A child has a natural dislike for "showing oil," end If you mane It ac quire a taste for such a proceeding you will have to spank It later for be ing forward and impudent, Be calm cad eelf-contalned always In the presence of your little one, frora Its days of earnest babyhood. New York Tribune. The Logic of Economy. "I've studied logic," said an unusu ally bright and well educated young woman the other day; "but what Eood does It do me? I do just such foolish things as the women who never have heard the names of Kant or Locke, or any slnglo philosopher that ever lived. "Logic! I tell you, women weren't meant to bo logical; we were meant, as everybody knows, to use Intentions Instead of syllogisms, feelings for ma jor and minor premises, and to lot conclusions take care of themselves. "Some misguided soul told me that I was paying too much for my shoes; that for $1.98 at a place she knew, I could get shoes such as she had tried, which were good enough for anybody, and would wear just as well as the It ones I bad been buying. Two dollars and two cents 1b worth saving, even If coarse shoes are sure to hurt one's feet, therefore I bought a pair of those shoes. They hurt abominably, but I couldn't think of giving them up. I thought, maybe, if I wore stockings thinner than the three pair for $1 kind It would be a relief, so I bought at a bargain two pairs of silk stockings marked down to $1.49. I had to get two more pairs at the regular price before I Anally threw the half worn shoes away, and sat down to consider that I had spent nearly $9 to save my $2.02. Besides, there was another dollar that went to a chiropodist. "Again, I took a notion to economize In small things, like pins, hairpins and car fare. I would lack tne comfort of a 3 cent bunch ot Invisible hairpins to keep my hair tidy and would wear myself out In long, walks when I was tired; then ail at once I saw such a lovely white sash, marked down bar gains are the Invention of one mors evil than Satan and I Just felt as if I must have it to wear with a white dress I had, so I persuaded myBolf against my Judgment that it was rea sonable for me to give myself a pres ent. And I bought the sash and re pented at leisure. . "I thought it the most amusing thing I ever beard when some one told me a new story of a woman famous for her absurd sayings. Her home is in a country town, and she was in New York on a visit. 'Now,' She said to tho friend she wrn staying wtth, 'ypu complain of the expense ot living in New York. Ot course, your rents aro higher, but outaldo ot that things are cheaper. Why, I was in a department store today, and I saw that sarsaparllla compound they sell at home for $1 a bottle at 89 cents, and porous plasters that cost us 25 cents, were marked at 16. "Now, how many women reason with any more real loglo about expenses? Don't you know the apparently sensi ble woman who takes a car further up town because she can get one pineap ple that she wauts 10 cents cheaper there? "Don't you know the well to uo wom an who is teased by her husband be cause she came home and told how she wouldn't lot tl:at gyocor cheat, her as he tried to do by trying to soil her a pound of butter at 25 cbnts, when she could go, as she did, on the car to a place where they sold it for 21 cents." New York Herald. Double Pleasure. Wife I wish we had a nice laige country-place where I could give a lawn parly. Husband Just for the pleasure ot Inviting some of your friends, eh? Wife Well, yea; and the pleasure of not Inviting some. Philadelphia Led ger. ' " . A God Gargle. A simple remedy for hoarseness and tictllng In the throat Is the gargle ot tho white of an egg beaten to a froth In halt a glous of warm, sweetened water. Preserve the Umbrella. Never leave an umbrella standing on the point In the ordinary way when wet. The water trickles down, spoil ing the silk, and making the wires rus ty. It Is also a mistake to open It and leave it standing, as this stretches the silk, making it baggy, so that it Is Im possible to fold It smoothly. Tho prop er way Is to shake out as much of the water as possible, then stand the um brella on its handle to drain. Laundry Conveniences. A laundry convenience is a sleeve board, which slips Inside shirtwaist sleeves, and makes ironing them easy. Properly used the aleove board ob viates the ugly crease down the back of the slcevo. This useful little appli ance costs only twenty-flve cents. Another laundry convenience which Is coming in more general use Is the gas iron. This is really a gas stove with a tube attachment, and it is so arranged that the flame may be regu lated at wllL Much time, and prob ably much gas also, may be saved by tho use of this Iron, Alcohol irons are useful for pressing small things, rib bons, collars, and chiffon, where the house or apartment Is fitted with elec tric lights. New York Post. New Effects In China. The latest importations of china rl:ow almost exclusively the border ef fects. Flower decorations come in conventional wreaths and set forms. The new dinner sets are showing tho Dresden pattern. The French china in gold or gold and green trimming, and white plates with wide borders aro much sought Old fashioned china baskets with quaint handles are used for olives, salted nuts and relishes. Cheaper novelties aro French plates with scenes, jokes and reading which will do for trench luncheons or Bo hemian affairs. These cost but twenty flve cents. It Is surprising how much china is displayed this summer from the far north. In one shop I noted china from Russia, Finland, Scandin avia, Denmark and Lapland. The Vik ings furnish boat-shaped bowls wtth eagle heads, coarse pottery in crude colorings, peasant water Jug shapes in plain reds and greens, the gourd fur nishing the motif tor these odd ves sels. Sweden sends underglazed porce lain, with delicate tlntlngs and grace ful designs. What To EaU Recipes. Hermits. Three eggs, one cup of butter, one and one-half cupfuls of sugar, one cup of seeded raisins chop ped, two ounces of citron chopped fine, one te&suoontul each, of cloves, allspice and cinnamon, flour enough to roll out; cut In rounds and bake in a mod erate oven. , Sweet Potato Pudding. Grate six medium sized sweet potatoes; let stand In cold water one hour; drain off the water; add one egg, one tablespoonful of sugar, one tablespoonful of butter, one cup ot milk, cinnamon and allspice ! to taste; milk well; turn Into a pud ding dish; bake one hour in a moder ate oven; serve hot. Chocolate Loaf Cake. Stir one cup of sugar, one egg, one and one-half cupful s of flour, two teaspoonfuls ot baking powder; melt one tablespoon of butter; add it to two squares ot melted chocolate; add it to the first mixture; halt a cup warm water and one tea spoon of vanilla; beat well; turn Into a greased pan and bake twenty-flvt minutes in a moderate oven. Tomato and Beef. Put half a can of tomatoes in a small pan with half a tablespoonful of butter, one table spoonful each of minced parsley and celery, one teaspoon ot minced onion, little salt, pepper and table sauce to taste; cook five minutes and lay In slices ot rare roast beef; cover and let simmer a few moments longer; Servt on slices ot thin crisp toast. Spanish Omelet. Beat three eggs until light; add to them three table spoonfuls ot milk, a little salt and pep per; put in a frying pan one teaspoon ot butter; when hot add the egg mix ture; when the omelet Is slightly browned add half a cup of ham mixed with a little finely chopped onion and a little minced green pepper; fold the omelet in half, turn it out on a platter and sprinkle over the top a little grat ed cheese. Velvet Cream. Soak half a box ot gelatine in half a cup ot cold water; add to It three cupfuls ot hot milk; stir until gelatine is dissolved; beat the yolks of three eggs with three table spoonfuls of powdared sugar; pour-a little of the hot milk over them; return to the fire long enough to heat the milk; remove, add one teaspoon ful of vanilla extract; boat the whites of the eggs to a stiff froth: dd three table spoonfuls of powdered sugar to them; add to the gelatine mixture; turn, lnte a mold; serve very cold with cream. Four and ono half tons of oak tim ber make a ton of charcoal, while six tons ot plus Umber are quired. METHODICAL MARY. Methodical Unry's a wonderful girl Her motnir and teaohers dealer she's a pearl. Bhi nny-r is flurried or hurried or late, She rises at seven, retires at eight. Bhe wrapt her possessions In paper each day, Her elotem are with lavender all put awny, A pin Is a thing never seen lo her d res. Her head' never beat o'er "aooounu" In dUtress. Bhe sever finds two-penoe "most strangely has gone," Bhe portloos eaoh day into "what's to be done") She's a model ot neatness from shoe-lsoe to onrl Methodical Mart's a wonderful girl I Chicago Baoord-Herald, Wired Through the Neat. Birds are.fond ot building their nests In curious places. On the ground at the Crystal Palace, In London, where the great football games are played, an extra telegrapu offlce was erected tor use on special occasions. Shortly after the final tie for the English as sociation cup in 1901 the office was re opened. Then it was noticed that a thrush had made her nest partly on the gas pendant and partly on four of the telegraph wires. She had found her way in through a broken pane ot glass. She was sitting on her eggs when first ooeerved, and as she did not seem to be alarmed a camera was fetched and her portrait taken. It was more than likely that most of the news of the match was sent through the nest while the bird was busy building It Of course care was taken cot to scars the thrush or destroy the nest, Speckle. A funny thing happened not long ago on a farm nearby. It might have turned out tragically had not the own er come by in time. There was an old hen named Speckle, who was such a patient setter that nearly all the eggs put under her came out well; so the farmer bad, for some time past, put valuable duck eggs In her nest, and old Speckle grew accustomed to having her brood of young hopefuls make for the pond the first thing after they were hatched. She used to stand on the bank and watch her youngsters sporting in the water with much the tame manner as a human mother would assume if ber children did unusual and brilliant feats. But one day the farmer, without any real thought as to past habit, put a lot of valuable hen eggs under Speckle and In due time out came a brood ot fluff balls that did the mother's heart good. At the proper time she marched them down to the pond and stood In amaze as the balls refused to take the plunge. She cackled angrily, evidently scolding them for their stupid and sul len behavior. Seeing that her words had no Influence over this strange fam ily, she started to drive them all in the water willy-nilly. Just then the farm er came along and saved the Uvea of those poor Innocent chlciu. He laughed heartily at Speckle's forgetful but he decided to keep Speckle on ducks but be decided to keep Specie on ducks in the future, since she was such a crsature of habit. Pittsburg Dispatch. The Wild Carrot. A weed has been defined as "a plant (hat persists In growing where It Is not desired." Surely the wild carrot Is a most weedy weed from the point of view of that definition and of the dis like of toe farmer. As to the persis tence, our veteran farmer-naturalist John Burroughs tells us: "Cut off the head ot the wild carrot, and in a week there will be five heads in room of one; cut off these, and by fall there are ten looking defiance at you from the same root," Tennyson's method of studying a plant is the only one for getting rid of this. The farmer, in ac tions It not in words, must say to the Wild carrot: Flower.... I pluck you out. Hold you here root and all, in my hand. The only fault of wild carrot, as of other so-called weeds, Is too great success In life. It Is guilty only ot per sistence. But from a nature-lover's point of view there are strictly speak ing, no weeds. No plant is disliked. On the contrary, the more a plant is able to strive successfully for life, the more ot interest it Is. We can also see and appreciate the beauty without the "weedy" dislike. If In this spirit observers will exam ine the wild carrot, the verdict will be that It Is one of the prettiest and most Interesting of our native plants. The beauty is especially noticeable la the full bloom, or "Queen Anne's lace," form; perhaps some may regard the "blrd's-nest" form as the most inter esting. St Nicholas. "As Weak as a Cat." Of all the animal adages founded on the mistake of a fact, "as weak as a cat" Is the most absurd. Really, the cat is a most muscular animal. The lion, the tiger and other so-called "big cats," as you already know, are of the same family with our common house pussy; we shall not speak of them fur ther. "As weak as a cat" is applied to the house pussy; but to say "as weak as a kitten" Is truer. One may then mean the newborn kitten which comes Into the world blind, softer aad more helpless-looking than evea the blind puppy; but which, however. Is not so helplessly weak as the puppy, the kit ten having sharp claws which the pup py has cot. You know so much ot cats; do you not, young people. The cat's muscles are extraordinar ily large and powerful in proportion to the animal's size. Then, again those muscles are attached to bones, fitted together at such angles as to make "the finest system of springs and lev ers," said Dr. Huldoknpsr, "known In the whole group; the ctaws as Bharper and are curved into stronger hooks than In any other mammal and by the action of special muscles are with drawn under the protection of shoath Uke pads, that they may escape wear and injury when not In use." The slender, supple form of the cat makes It capable ot the highest activity. The heavy boy, you may have noticed, is not always tho strongest; the thin, ac tive boy Is the fastest runner and the quicker at games which need both strong and limber muscles. The shoulder-blade, the arm and th forearm, the thigh, the leg and thr foot of the cat lie at what the veterln ary surgeons call "closed angles." That peculiar conformation shows that the enormous Jumps which the cat can take to the envy of any athlotlc boy are due to tho great power and the closed angles of the Joints; but the conformation of the legs make the cat's stride at a walk, a trot, or a run re markably limited. The cat moves, therefore, with wonderful quickness, but with no great speed. The boy who says he feels "as weak as a cat" if he is at all like the cat should be splen didly muscular. The truth Is that, In proportion to the size of his body, he can never hope to be as strong as a cat Philadelphia Telegraph. A Great Surprise. It was just too queor for anything! Tommy was walking slowly down be hind the barn, wtth his usually merry face all scowls; and Teddy was peep ing through the slatted fence Into Tommy's garden, with a whole great family of wrinkles In his little fore head. Now, what do you suppose that it was all about? Out In Teddy's yard grew a great, tall horse-chestnut tree, and one crisp October morning a shower of pretty brown nuts came tumbling out of their thick, green shells, down, down, ' down, until at last they reached the broad gravel walk and smooth, green lawn. Tommy spied them, as he come hurrying home from school at noon, and then the scowls came to make him a visit "That new boy has everything! " ht exclaimed crossly. "He bos tops, an balls, an' a bicycle! 'Taln't fair, so It Isn't." Then poor little discontented Tommy looked crosser than ever. Tommy didn't realize that down In his garden grew something that thi new boy Teddy had always wished foi and longed to have a bouncing yellow pumpkin. How Teddy did wish that his papa had bought Tommy's hous and Tommy's garden and Tommy'l pumpkin all three! Teddy sighed as he thought of th Jack-o'-lantern that he could make II he only had one of those wonderful yellow treasures for his very own. It was a very loud and sorrowful sigh, and Tommy heard it; and then be dis covered the new boy peeping through the fence. "Hallo!" called Tommy, quickly. Teddy jumped. He didn't know that anybody was near. "Don't you like living here?" Inquir ed Tommy. "You look as If you wen homesick. Won't you come over and look at my pumpkins? I've got a dan dy lot of tbem, and they are all mj own, every one." Teddy sighed sgaln. "I've been a waltln' for a pumpkin for years an' years," he said sadly. "But they don'l have gardens wtth pumpkins In thi city, an' so I never had any." Tommy looked surprised. "WouK you like one?" he asked quickly, " 'Cause I'd be delighted to give yo one of mine, if you would. Come over, an' I'll give you one right now." Teddy climbed over the fence In t hurry, and be smiled and smiled ai Tommy took his jackknife out of hit trousers' pocket and cut off one of hit biggest pumpkins with a snap. "You have everything, don't you? said Teddy, regretfully. "You havt pumpkins whole garden full of then e.ri apples an' grapes, an' " This information was a great sur prise to Tommy, "I have everything!" be said In astonishment "Why, I thought you were the one that had everything a few minutes ago. You have tops, an' balls, an' a bicycle, an' horse-chestnuts," he said. "Why, so I have," answered Teddy, thoughtfully. "I wanted a pumpkin so much that I most forgot all about everything else. I didn't remember the horse-chestnuts. Maybe you would like some. Would you?" Tommy's eyes danced with delight.1 "You can have a big bagful," de clared Teddy. "An' If you'll get some toothpicks I'll show you how to make a Brownie man." "An' I'll help you make your lantern after school," said Tommy. "We'll help each other, an' divide our things, won't we? An' then we can both have everything, really and truly." "Why, so we can!" said Teddy. Then those bad scowls and wrinkles) had to run away In a hurry. They . ran away to see it they could find two cross, discontented little boys. I do hope that they did not find you. The Christian Register. As It Were. "So the audience Jumped on the pianist, broke both his legs and both arms, four ribs, cracked his skull and swung him up to a pole." I "And by that time, I suppose, be) was a finished musician." Baltimore) News,