QUITE TOO I HI I0 Slier one wa a woman o wofulljr ffhat the ewept her wbol family into th street. , Bh lectured on lidineae, flay after day. Rill her children ran off to the neighbor (And, sometimes, the "lord of the manor" would roam m Trom hit beautiful hoime which was never a home. "Twas a ayiendid expression of beautjr and 't. Cut it dul not possris home's one requisite, , heart. Bat this woman worked on with her brush , and her broom, With her servants she battled through ' room after room; Eh waxed and she polished her beautiful floors Kill her friends hardly ventured inside of i her doors. Ker carpets so velvety one would refuse To walk on, until he had dusted his shoes: tier chairs all ao tidied, without an within, rhat to sit on them seemed little less than aiu. 3& e NQ BY TV IT" "I F they come nt nil, tlicy 11 couio to-night!" Thus briefly nnd plainly, with tmo Anglo- Kiixou coolness, Old our sturdy leader inform us tlint, within a very lew hours, hundreds of armed savages Rad cnnulhnls to boot) might bo cx cted to full upon our uimrinoil com pany of flfty-uliio souls, two of whom iwere women, and seven more helpless Invalids prostrated by the terrible laVfrlcan fever. Our vessel hnd been cast nwny nt the (mouth of a small West Afrlenn river three night before, and hnd not our boat providentially touched the slime U the very point where two white traders hnd established themselves, n few mouths before, we should prob ably hnve been (as our Irish doetor poetically phrased It) "the deadest men live!" liven ns It was, when we at length succeeded In landing (after a erics of sensational adventures too long to be told here), we had to show fight at onee with oars, boat hooka, nd even fists, agulnst the mnraudlug natives, who seemed bent upon strip ping us of what few clothe the sea bad spared. But when once fairly housed after (their five hours In open boats beneath the pelting African ruin my brave com rades accepted the situation w ith thor ough British stoicism, and made them elves a comfortable ns could be ex pected where fifty-nine persou were crammed into a trading station orig inally built for two. No stranger could have found any token of peril or hard chip in the merry talk and ringing laughter of theso men who had Just lost all they had except their lives, a they tat there around the one email lamp which our kind host' limited re sources could furnish, chatting, singing, telling tales of adventure, rending the two or three soaked and tattered book (which I had luckily brought ashore in my pockets, or drowning the moan of the night wind and the thunder of the breaker on the bar with the lusty Chorus of an Impromptu parody on So Early In the Morning:" The sun it baked us black and brown, The scorpions sauntered up and down, l And the flics kept gadding about like bricks. Till yoa couldn't draw breath without ' swallowing six; Where we were wrecked that morning, Where we were wrecked that morning, Where we were wrecked that morning, i. Before the break of day." ' Briskest and blithest of all was poor Prank V, Stanley' famous lieuten ant on the Lower Congo, who, little dreaming of the miserable end that waited him In the hideous swamps of the Niger not many months later, was the life and soul of our party. And yet all this time he knew -well and we all knew it a well a he did that there was but a step between us and de struction. For the first -two day after the wreck, however, there was no sign of mischief, our fierce neighbors being fully occupied with the picking up of the countless waifs and strays which kept drifting ashore from our poor old teamer, while some of the bolder spirits among them, defying in their tiny canoe the fury of a surf that would nave beaten any other craft to atoms, went out to the wreck Itself, and tielped themselves as freely as Robin son Crusoe. We could not look sea ward In quest of a possible tall with out seeing a swarm of human ants creeping up and down the two toll masts which stood gauntly up out of tne sullen waters that had engulfed but lost -vessel, and witnessing a hack- log of sails and a. chopping away of cordage from which our poor captuin already heart-broken at the loss of his hip turned away his eyes with a aufled groan. I -may observe. In parenthesis that the native of West Africa can fairly claim at least one clause of the bitter old Levantine proverb, "The Greek vine steal all beads, the Greek women steal all' hearts, and the Greek nen steal everything." Nothing 1 "too hot or tod heavy" for the savage (of the Guinea coast. With him thieving I one of the fine art; and while other thieve steal for the baser motive of stain, he steals In the spirit of an artist. for the mere pleasure of taking what Hoes sot belong to' him, however use less It may be. The true West African rill teal Latin dictionary, a sextant map of ancient Greece;, and In tev- cral of the .native villages whioh I Afterward visited higher up the 'river I found poll quite as-incongruous a Che, I bay knows a "Kim boy" SWEEPING. WiTISBU. Her children hd toys Which they nevtt spread O'er immaculate floors; nor could cookies or bread lie en ten where crumbs might b scattered about, For her house was like "wax-work" within amhwithout. Of dust, just the least little innocent bit Would hi ins; on something; akin to a fit. And a tidy or picture a trifle awry Could never escap her most diligent eye. Iter children grew up and they hurried away A soon ns they could, scarcely caring to stay Where brooms were a-wlrisking; they sighed for a nest, Rill neat, hut, inviting spirit of rest. And the day when the last of her little ones left, And the home of their smiles was forever bereft, She said, while for dust she still searched up and down. "They know I'm the finest housekeeper in town." -Good Housekeeping. P1RELV 1 1 1 1 1 1 spend a whole afternoon nbonrd n ship in patiently unscrewing the brass knob of a ventilator, which could bo of no posslblo use to him when ho bad got It; and such a case is by no moans unique. Peeing the worthy savages so fully employed, we began to hope that, after nil, the occupation of robbery might prove more attractive to them than that of murder. But, as thlrd-rnte novelists sny when they want to bo Impressive, "the time wus coming, and it came." Our enptnln hnd foretold (n I hnve said) tlint the third night would bo the critical one; and his seventeen yenrs' experience of African savage gave special weight to bis opinion, In which our two trnder host fully concurred. alio wury trader saw at once that their minll garrison would hnve no chance of being ablo to defend against a determined attack the wide circuit of the palisades which inclosed the stn Hon, and wisely decided upon trying to hold tho house Itself till tho tribe beyond the river.wlth which they were on friendly terms, could come up to the .rescue. This, indeed, they hnd al ready done on a similar occasion Bmne months before, when a baud of sav ages hnd assailed the "factory" nt mid night Tho house wns completely sur rounded, and the besiegers, desplto the heavy tiro poured upou them through tho loophole of the barred doors nnd shutters, were pressing elosu up to It to set it ou tire, when all nt once, in a momentary lull of tho hideous uproar. there was heard far awav amid the dark thickets a faint tinkling sound, growing ever louder and nearer. That sound was ns sweet to tho cars of the fainting garrison as Havelock' High land war pipe to tho bard-pvosscd de fender of Lucknow, for it told thorn that the friendly chief follower (dl. tingulshed by the (mall brass bells at their necks) were advancing against the assailant, who knew better tnan to await their approach. Our hosts rapidly made all their preparations, and, having posted their native musketeers in various parts of the building, placed two sentinels out side, with orders to fire a signal shot at the first sign, of the enemy's ap proach, when. (thanks to the glorious tropical moonlight) they would have ample tlmo to do, the brushwood hav ing been cut away. to a considerable distance on every side of the house. All being now ready, our leaders sig nificantly advised us to llo down nnd sleep whllo wo could. At such a crisis tho suggestion sounded like a mockery; but (as I have had good cause to know) men can slumber even, on tho brink of destruction, and scarcely bad wo laid our beads upon our mull bags which, gallantly saved from the wreck by the captain and purser, were now serving us as pillows when we were all fast asleep. Bang! Clear, sham and stunnln? rams tho report of a hcavr musket from with. out, Instantly followed by a second snot, ana tuen uy a confused clamor of honrso outcries. Instantly we were nil on our foot. and ready for action; but I think the noiaest among us and our party con tained more than one man whoso rnnr. age might have matched the stoutest paladin of Frolssart was not wholly tree irom tnnt sudden tightening of the heart which a man in wont n ri when fairly driven to bay, and about 10 struggio ror life nnd death. We sprang to the windows tlint AVftr. looked the courtyard on tho side facing me river, naturally supposing that we were attacked. And so we were by an enemy more .terrlblo and cruel nnd Irresistible than the fiercest cannibal la Central Africa. The red glare of a watch fire kindled by our vigilant sentinels, and the fitful light of the sinking moon, showed us a strange and fearful sight. Half a dosen goblin figures were leaping wild ly to and fro only a few pace from the house, and flourlshlgg biasing torches, which they swept along- the ground like, scythes ever and anon, while the flames of these firebrands threw the contortions of their gaunt frVmes and grim face into tartling anel hldeou relief against tho hiky blackness of the background, through which glimmered apectrally the white eethlng foam of the unresting ea From the pot where tbU demon dance was ta pregres down to the farthest palisade the whole courtyard itemed Covered with a ahett of black water, quivering glistening and trenv bllng Incessantly. Ws were still gas Ing blankly at this bewildering spec tacle, when the fatal truth was forced upon u by the crle of tho black torch bearers, who shouted, or, rather creamed "The drivers! The drivers!" Then tho full horror of this ghastly dilemma burst upon lis at once. Tho terrible "driver ants" of Wet Afrlcn, whose devouring Jaw can In one night turn the t-nrcass of an ox Into n clean picked skeleton, were upon us In an army millions strong; and should they succeed- In forcing their wny into the hotino our only way of escapo from being actually devoured alive would be an Instant flight down to the bench, n night upon which, un sheltered from tho drenching rain which n mighty black cloud wns fast bringing up against us from the sen, would bo nothing short of certain dentlt to tho delicate women nnd fever stricken Invalids of our company. Thero was no time to lose. Ilnrely ten. pace divided the advancing swarms from the front of the house; nnd should they once reach It nil would be over. Darting like lightning down the little wooden steplnddcr that led to tho courtyard, nch of us seized n firebrand, nnd we fell upon the Invad ers llko men who were lighting for their lives, nnd for other lives dearer then their own. All tlint pnssrd after tlint moment wns llko tho confused terror of n frightful drenm. The ceaseless sweep of our flaming scythes, mowing down tho 'destroyers by thousands, only to bo replaced by fresh thousand In an other moment tlm frantic yells nnd wild gestures of our black followers the fitful and tinonrllily glare of the firelight nmid the utter darkness the deepening gloom of the coming storm, blotting out the cold splendor of the moonlight nil were, Indeed, like the vlslnnnry horror of one of those ghastly nightmares In which ono seems inevit ably doomed to struggio forever with some hideous peril, and to struggle In vain. More thnn once It seemed ns If the battle must go against us after nil; nnd our henrts sank ns we saw the bleeding arms nnd limbs of our native helpers, upon which tho greedy de stroyers fastened with such deadly tenacity ns to let themselves bo torn asunder rather than uncllnch the grasp of their cruel Jaws. Do whnt we would, on came the Invaders over tho blasted corpses of their comrades like a rising tide. We might ns wrll hnve striven to drive back the Inflowing tldo of the sen. But, while some of us wero fighting their vanguard, others, under the di rection of the experienced trndcrs, were laying blazing splinters of wood in a lino along tho front, of the charging column, and meeting It with an im passable barrier of fire, whence the rising wind, luckily In our favor, blew the llamcs right" into the ranks of the assailants, destroying more of them thnn we could mow down with our firebrands. Little by little, human energy and skill began to prevail over blind ani mal ferocity; and at length, to our In describable relief, wo saw the line of their march gradually slant off to tht right, In a direction which would carry them past the bouse Into the "bush" beyond it. Before the first drop of the gathering storm had fallen all was over and we were saved; and the deep "Thank God!" uttered by a brave ml slonary whose sick wife was among those for whose lives we had been so desperately battling found an echo In the heart of every man amongst us. Wavcrlcy Magazine. Peril In Man's Instinct. "ITere's another automobllcr'i death recorded," said tho chauffeur, "and th accident was duo to the usual error the error of taking off tho brake in stead of putting it on. "In several makes of automobiles tin brake Is worked by means of a level thnt has a backward and forward movement. To put on the brako you pull the lever toward you; to take it off you pull It away from you. Those movements arc, somehow or other, con fusing to the average man. They seem wrong to htm as wrong as 11 would seem to pull on a horse's right rein to make him turn to the left. "Biding along swiftly In an automo bile you hnve an instinctive feeling, ni you hold the brake lever in your band, that you should push this lever for ward in order to put tho brake on, and that you should bring it back toward you in order to take the brake off. This feeling, as I say, Is Instinctive, and it Is apt to come over the most skilful driver In moments of excitement and peril. He yields to it; when he want! to put the brake on be moves the level the wrong way; the next moment he li crushed against a stone wall, or b falls over a seventy-foot cliff. "Therefore, those autos with brak levers that have a backward movement for 'on-brakes' and a forward move ment for 'off-brakes' should ba'vt their levers' working reversed, out' oi consideration for men's instinct in tbl matter. Accidents,, thereafter, would be more rare." Philadelphia Record. The Busy Bee's Work, An overturned beehive the other day created a sensatlen at Green Harbor In the heart of the' summer colony the beehive wag accidentally tipped over, and the bees flocked about Mar ginal street like files around Tom Pe el's flsu market, where a sign an uounees that the proprietor Is going t( live "forever." Several summer girl and permanent residents, among the latter being Geo Sampson, were stung smartly, it wai sometime before the bees were finally rounded up. This evening many u tu rner resident have their hand anj faces plastered with, mud in an effort 1m qult Uis pain. Boston Hoi aid. flange of the Monkeys In Every Continent Save Australia Polar Bears Stick to the Far North Habitat of Elephants, Ostriches and Eider Ducks Crowing Less The Skunk Confined to America- Nar row Range of the Famous Birds of Paradise. Oil more or less Intelligent friend, tho monkey, Is found In every continent AhmIpiiIIa luifr Ilia .0. lH HI Inrgest habllnt Is In Africa. llu l connneu in xoriu Aim-nca chiefly to tho long peninsula from Mox lea to rnnnnm tlint unites the two western continents. Ho Is found In Europe only In tho cxtrcmo southern part of Ppnln, nlong the Strait of llb mltnr, whero tourists who hnve time to wonder nmotig the forests overlook ing tho sen will discover him leaping from lira lull to branch as ho does in tropical Afrlcn. Monkeys are very numerous nlntig tho northwest const of South America, but nre not found west of tho Andes from northern l'eru to the south end of tho continent. Their homo In South Anmricn Is chiefly In tho forests of Ven ezuela throughout tho great Amazon bnsln nnd nlong the fluvial systems of tho upper halt of the rnraguny nnd the Pnrnnn rivers. A lltllo south of the Junction of these two rivers they dlsnp pear nnd tho greater part of Uruguay nnd Argentina regard thorn as a curios Ity to bo exhibited In traveling shows. The monkey lives In tho forests of nlncMcnths of Afrlcn, from the mount ains of the Atlas rnnges in the north to the Ornngo Itlver of the south, nnd I nlso seen In great numbers nnd variety throughout India, Biirmnh nnd Cochin China, tho Islands of tho Indian archi pelago and parts of southern China and Japan. Htrnngc to sny, he drnws tho lino nt New Guinea nnd the neighbor ing troplenl const of northern Austrn Ha, whero ho Is conspicuous for his ab sence, though the conditions there seem to be favorable for bis prosperity. Tho Indian elephant is found throughout that peninsula nnd nlso In Iliirmah, Blnm and the French Knst Indies, but his range among the Islnnds of the nrclilpr logo Is confined to Suma tra nnd Borneo. Mo Is not known In Java. There seems to be no cllmntlc renson why he should not have appeared on tho- other Islands of tho East Indies, Ills homo In Asia extends about seven- teen degrees of latitude further north thnn that of his African cousin, who was onee numerous among tho Atlas Mountains, near the Mediterranean, but, having been exterminated there, bis most northern range Is only about fifteen degrees north of tho equator. Ho roams through tho Soudan and tho whole of Central Africa, from the neighborhood of Timbuktu nnd Lake Chad as far south as the Tropic of Ca pricorn In South Africa. Not many years ago the Afrlcnnelephant was browsing on the slto of what is now the city of Durban, on the South African coast, but ho was bunted so persistent ly that be has entirely disappeared in the southern part of Africa, and Is, now found pot nearer than 1000 miles north of Cape Town. Tho polar bear will not wander very far from the Ice oceans of tho north. The result is that his habitat is ex tremely narrow, though it girdles the world in tho Arctic regions. He wanders along all the northern coasts of tho continents and the shores of the Arctic Islands. Tcary has seen him on the edge of tho most northern land yet discovered around the north coast of Greenland. If we were to visit Iceland for a look at the polar bear we should have to go to tho north coast to see blm. The waters washing the other coasts of the Island appear to him a little too warm for comfort. This is natural, for the south coasts are under tbo inftuenco of the wnrmer waters of the Atlantic, and the polar bear cannot understand why any ono should cjijoy lifo in such an uncomfortably hot climate. We hare the-skunk all to ourselves In North America. Ho lives in Canada ns far north as the upper part of the Mackenzie River, and is distinctively a North Amcricnn animal. He is found throughout our broad do main from Portland, Me., to Oregon, and from Florida to Los Angeles. For some renson bo seems to have a preju dice against Nova Scotia, and 1 not known in Newfoundland. The skunk Is really a very respect able beast and cannot be severely blamed for making himself obnoxious to his enemies. Some bold experiment ers assert that the skunk is very good eating. There are Just four regions in which tho wild African ostrich is now found. He lives in. considerable mrabers in Arabia, where he has been little hunted. In Africa his most northern habitat Is the 8eudan and the southern part of the Sahara from the Bed Sea almost to the Atlantic Ocean. He does not live in the excessively moist regions of Central Africa, but iu the drier countries between the In dian Ocean and the Nile be is found in considerable numbers. His fourth home In Africa Is in the great dry dls tridts of German West Africa, from the Atlantic Ocean more than half way cross the continent. Ho wa long ngo driven out of the .thirst land of Capo Colony, for hunt or became too numerous for him; The fact that wild ostriches are always killed to obtain their plumage ha un fortunately caused a great diminution among them, and the prospect I that In time they will be entirely replaced by the domesticated ostrich now living on the ostrich farm of Cape Colony far south of any of the region wtur th wild bird la found. Wild Animals. The habitat of the elder duck, whose down In so highly valued, practically coincides with tlint of the polar ln-nr. It Is found on all Arctic coasts, but nlso lives considerably south of the southern limits of the polar bear. The time wa when the elder duck girdled all the northern const line of the world with Its myriad nests, but the bird has been so mercilessly hunted thnt It has now disappeared from thousands of beetling cliffs along the sea where it was for ineily known. l'robnhly no famous bird Iinsj a smaller babltnt than the bird of para disc, whoso hcnutirbl feathers ore so highly prized in tho millinery trade. No ono knows why tho varieties of this beautiful bird arc confined to tho Island of New (iuiiiea nnd tho neighboring coasts of Australia. Thero nio many other islnms not far away where the conditions would seem to lie equally fnvornblo for their existence, but thry nro not found among them; nnd If we should ever see a Jiunler of the bird of paradise we would know that be was a tmtlvo of New tiuliv-i or the neighboring mainland of Australia, or had visited those regions. Everybody bns heard that the cowry shell is used as money over a wide part of tho Western Soudan. It enmo to bo regnrdeil on account of its shape and si j-.o as a very convenient medium of exchange. Hut If tho cowry shell might hnve been picked up in bushel baskets by any ono strolling along the African coasts It would, of course, have been valueless ns money. If the shell were very easy to get, so that every native might accumulate Inrgo quanti ties of it, nobody would give bis Ivory, vegetables or skins in exchange for It, The cowry shell enmo to hnve value In much tho snmo wny thnt valuo has been attached to gold. It wns regarded by tho West Africans who snw it ns a convenient form of money; but It was dlfllcult to obtain it. As tho nrtlclo was desired It came to have valuo Just the mine as anything does which men do sire to possess. Tho cowry shell Is found only on the consts of n number of islands off tho southwest shores of India. It had to bo carried thousands of miles to the west const of Africa, whero there was a demand for It, nnd so renl value be came attached to It and it could be used as money. The time enme, however, when on account of tho largo profit derived from tho transportation of cowry shells In West Africa thnt supply be. camo greater than the demand. Na turally tho price of cowry money was thus reduced and West Africa passed through a financial crisis which was never adequately reported In tho news papers. Cowry money been mo so cheap that there was llttlo temptation even to steal It. This state of affairs put an end to the importation of the cowry shells and no more were shipped until equilibrium bad been restored between supply and demand. Sun. Khgllsh Soldiers. In his letter to the London Times on the physique of the British Army, which made a very considerable stir In England, tho Duke of Wellington gives some Interesting statistics as to the British recruits. In 11)00 tho aver age height was 0 feet 5.1 inches; weight, 124.4 pounds; admissions to hospital, per 10UO, tlSS.lT constantly non-effective through sickness, per 1000, 34.85; death rate, per 1000, 0.02. The percentage of rejections In 1000 was 27.4; In 1001, 29.04, and In 1002, 32.22. Tbo last figures Germany pub lished wero for 1SST, when the percent, ago of rejected was only 10.3, and that from the total number of conscripts, not from men who had been accepted by recruiting sergeants. Ibe Loon Bird's Call. , nave you ever heard the loon bird's call? It is tho weirdest cry of all the feathered tribe, and is only to be beard on rare occasions on the grent inland lakes of America, It sounds exactly like the cry of a womnn In distress. "Like woman walling for her demon lover," said one man who bad heard It, quoting Coleridge. "I heard a faint wall far away up the lake," he continued, enlarging on the experience. "It sounded like a woman crying for succor. It wa in describably weird and harrowing. A the cry came drifting down the lake, the very air seemed to be full of sor row." New York rrcbs. rialnt of the British Fidillpr. The annual complaint of English musician comes from London. It is that an English musician has no chance to get work in competition with foreigners. There are 300 orchestral .bands in London during the season, and practically all of them are mode up .of aliens. The one chance nn English man has of-' steady employment 1 to disguise himself and pretend to be a Germ no or a Belgian. One band of sixteen wears- foreign uniforms, trims beards in foreign stylo and speaks only In foreign monosyllables, but every 'one is an Englishman, forced to the 'subterfuge by tho necessity of making a living. An ynivarntl Want. ' Though real estate -men say porahel give more trouble' than any other pari of a house, everybody seem to want on. Philadelphia Record, CAPTIV6 AMONG THE M00R3. Kapetienee of lha fMidon Tlmea' Cot respondent Captured by Brlganda. Walter n. Harris, the t-orrespondenl nf tho London Time In Morocco, after three week of very unpleasant captiv ity among the brigands In Northern Morocco, has nt Inst been permitted to rejoin bis friends. Being a white man, he w-ns regarded ns a very vnluabl captive nnd bis relense wns obtained only by the exchange nf slxti-en men who hnd been captured from the tribal that held hlin a prisoner. Thn natives who caught Harris art among the mountaineers who have never admitted the right of the Sultan of Morocco to Impose taxes upon them) nnd of courso they are part and parcel of the rebels who have recently been making so much trouble for the Mo roccan Government. They did not ex ert themselves to mnko their white captive enjoy blj short stay among them. For nine days bo wns unable to wash or chnngn bis clothing, for thirty-six hours he was left In solitude with noth ing to eat nml for several days a head less rnrps occupied thn room In which bo wns confined, nnd It wns Intimated to blm thnt his physical appearance would soon resemblo thnt of tho Imp. less victim nf thn brigands whoso re mains he snw before him. Harris, however, lives to tell the story of Ids captivity, nnd It will doubt less mnko good nnwspnpcr rending. No other white man In Morocco has In recent yenrs hnd so ninny Interesting stories to tell of his personal adven tures ns Harris. Hei first brought himself Into notice a few yenrs ngo by bis venturesome Jour ney la disguise to tho chief town of ono of the fanatical mountntn tribes, who would have killed blm without any prellmlnnrlos If they had suspect' cd that he was a white man. At that time he knew no Arable hor nny of tbo native tongues, nnd though his skin was stained to the proper Mo roccan hue, and the native costume sat well upon blm he would not have been able to travel n mile nmong the mount ains If he hnd not pretended to be a deaf mute. He had with blm a faithful young nntlve, who carried on bis eon versntlons for blm. When appronchlng the town which no whlto man bnd ever entered be pnssed two men on foot, who decided that ho wns a white mnn, and when they reached tho same place n few hours after Harris' arrival they lost no time In spreading the news that one of tho bated foreigners was there In dis guise. Tho report caused much excite in cut, with the result that In the dark ness of night Harris, who had been re- disguised as a womnn at the home of bis servant, stole out of the town, and nindo his way back to Tangier, travel ing only by night nnd hiding In the for ests In tho daytime. Harris has spent a long tlmo In Mo rocco, nnd rrobably no white man Is better acqnnlnted with the natives and their country than this adventuresome European, Kxpenslva Borrowln. "I hate figures," raid the tall girl. "but I've held a session with them this morning. Just to satisfy my curiosity I totaled up the money I spent In mend ing other peoplo's umbrellas in the last six months. I bad to mend them be cause I borrowed them, and they had the perversity- to get broken while In my care. I began by borrowing from the top floor girl. She bad scruples agnlnBt lending. " 'It Is an old one,' she said, 'and Isn't of much account, but It Is the only one I have and I should hate to have It get broken.' "It wa pouring torrents and I bad to have an umbrella, so in the face of her objections I Insisted upon borrowing. Hcfore I had gone a block the handle broke off right In the middle, and I bad to pay fifty cents to get it mended. "The next time it rained I borrowed an umbrella from the back parlor hoarder. When turning the corner of the Flatlron building three of that urn brell's ribs were broken at one clip. "During the winter nnd spring I bor rowed from every other member of our cosmopolitan household, and each time misfortune attended me In the way of smashed umbrella ribs or handles. "Those accidents were expensive. All told I bave paid (8.50 for the making over of umbrellas. The result is that all the people in onr bouse now haveJ good umbrellas. They are afraid to lend to me again, however, and now, after having spent enough money in repairs to buy half a dozen new um brellas of my own I am driven to buy ing one for myself, after alL" New York Press. Tho Improved Ers Itlfle. The improved Krag rifle used by th American team which won the Palms trophy was highly praised by English expert, many of them thinking it wai a much better arm than the Lee-Enfield used by the British team. Tht feature, however, which all praised and to which many attributed the vic torywas the peep-hole sights on, the American weapon and the movaolf tvind guage. These parts have always been opposed by English Army author itlcs on tho ground that they could not stand hard service. Their simplicity made a deep impression, and one result of the match will undoubtedly be tht adoption In the British Army of slinllai devices. New York Commlrtlal Adver User. Ttellroad Traveling In Rnsala. Thieves got luto a sleeping car on a Russian train the other night and ftolc the clothe of all the passengers, who were obliged to remain In bed until they reathed Moscow. That whicb we call a grasshopper li a Rocky Mountain lociwt. The trui grasshopper Is very pale green, hat thin wugs and resemble th katydid, NATIONAL CAME t.nsh Is plnylng wonderful ball fot Detroit. Kiwlor tins apparently regained hh batting eye. Illiiglininton lias released outfielder emit n ror light hitting. ; . Wagner Is the renl leader of tb National League batsmen. Jon Kelley. nf the Clnels, Is on or I he best genernl players in the coun try. I'ltcbor Dohetiy lias been permitted by Mnnnger Clarke to rejoin th Pirates. Kd flremlngrr Is plnylng groat bait for Boston, hitting hard and covering; third finely. Long Tom Hughes Is one nf the flv irrent pitchers who recovered the ua of a broken nrm. Klttredge has made tils first error 1 thirty gnines with Washington. He accepted 1 IH chalices. The New York League Club has pnr phased, pitcher I.enn Ames from th llloii Club of the New York League. Acting Mnnnger Wagner, of Plttsv burg, predicts that Veil will soinn tiny be ono of the League's slur plt- hers. Jlgirs Donahue, the first baseman of tbo Mllwaukcn Association Chili, ha been sold to tho Chicago White Stock ing. Tim Mitrnntie says: "If the rittsburg champions go against tho Boston Amer lcnns this fall for the world's cham pionship, they must be In better shape thnn they hnve been so far this sea son, to mnko anything like a good showing." Hnlil tbo New York Sun tho other day; "No player In a long time ha seJ Impressed New Yorkers by bis snnppy work In all departments as Klberfeld. He Is a player of the Tinker -Parent style. Gilbert Is Just as fast mid lively but doe not hit as well a the otbef three." SPORTING BREVITIES. Dnpgletiy I pitching great ball few the Phillies. The new rco trnek nt Los Angelev Cel., will be called Ascot Park. Tho football game between Prlncetosj and Anniiills has been cancelled. Harvard expects to hnve the new stay dliim ready for the big footlmll game. The tipper end of the New York" Speedway has recently been resur faced. J. A. T. Brnniston, wl!h n record score of seventy live, won two cups at the Homewood links, nt Chicago. W. B. Leeds and Mrs. V. K. Mney. of Philadelphia, were tho chief winner at the burse si iik nt liar Harbor, Me. Africander won the Clminplaiii Han. rticnp In the mud nt Snrnlogn, N. Y., Ilermls nnd .lc'li"siiey i;(,t starting. John linll.nail has been suspended by Ibe st ecu r-U of t In- Saratoga (N. Y.) race track for bis rough ride on Cboate. A tiiiinlier .-f small towns in the vi cinity of Mhldleboro, Mns nro talk ing of forming a hnlf-mllo trotting rlr cult. Gold Rnlnt won the Albany fUake at tbo Saratoga (X. Y.) race track and James It. Krone's Fiiturltn, nt thirty to one, bent tbo best sprinters. Albert Champion has lowered tho Ilhode Island record for twenty mile motor paced, defeating Harry Cnldwell by two miles and four laps, and cover ing the distance In 20.21 4-5. The Doherly brothers successfully do fended their title to the American lawn tennis t-hnmplonshlp in doubles by de feating the Western champions Krelgh Collins and L. II. Waldner, winning three straight set. Plans for the resumption of football relations between Pennsylvania and Lafayette College have been started, and there Is now a possibility thnt th two Institutions will again meet on tho Sldlron next fall, after a break i ree season. New Story About 8dan, To commemorate the heroic but hopeless charges of the French caval ry at the battle of Sedan a monument Is to be erected on the spot where th division of Oencral Marguerite melted away under the fire of the German In fantry and artillery. M. Emlle OuJl laume, the sculptor, has undertakes the work, and the monument will b erected by public subscription. At th request of General de Galllffet, Gen eral Faverot, who was In the last charge, wrote bis recollections of it. One would Imagine that little or noth ing new could be told to the world about the battle of Sedan, but th general gives some details which are noteworthy. Among them there 1 on episode which escaped the pencil of the painters of battle pictures. When the division of General Marguerite), which rushed upon the Prussian col umns, was shattered and broken by th terrible fire of the needle gun and of the artillery, a fragment of it. under General de GalUffct. passed in front of the Prussian reserves and cam close to the Eighty-first Nassau Bat talion. The German officer command ing that battalion, In admiration of the brave fellows, gave the order to cease firing. Tho French officer sa luted and the German returned th salute and cheered. Tho red deer of New Zealand ar estimated to number between 4,000 and 6.000 Individual, the offspring of two stags and six hinds that wer turned out in 1S6S. The LATEST FASHIONS IN GENTS CLOTHING Tho newest, fl neat cloths, th latest doabjos, all the most fashionable euU for the summer Macon, Call at our shop and see sample of eioth complete II ao and Ut na convince you that we ar the leader In our line). Reasonable prion always and UfaoUo ruaraa Ued. Johns c Thofrraon