JjJXEOUTUIX'S NOTICE. .
Estate ofC. Mttcholl, lata of the Hor
ough of Koynotdflvlllo, Deceased.
Lottm tMfimontnrT upon tho rMnio of
O. Mitchell, lute of tho norouirh of Itcynolrtfl
vllle, Jpffprfion ronnty, nVcnufMl, hnvlnv
bon atmntoU to Mn. Cora Mticlioll. of Iteyn
oltHvlllis nil ernnB .mlphtPil to mti iw
tate are minimi to miik tmmiMlliuo puy
mnnt to th xriitrt, mul ihimo liuvtnu
claim attalnM the nnnw will picuMit them,
properly nuthont1iinMi, for mvmttt.
Miim.Coha Mitthkmi, KxmMitrlx.
Reynoldfivllle, I'd., I'vhruiiry Ml, im.
EGAL NOTICE.
Notlco In hiwby Btlvpn thnt nn nppllcntlon
will lie marie to tficOovrrnnrof IVniiHylvunlu
February iMrd, 1WW, hy V. II, Hcatney, A. II.
Bwttrtxiu.d J, U. Hwiirtu, itiuler the norporu
tlnnAelof 1H74 nml It BUpplomi'nt', for the
charter of nn intended eorpnrnt Ion to he nll
ed "llnmnmr t'oil, 'oke rihI Mitniifiictnrtnu
Compatiy," the rlutrnrtor iintl oh.trt of whirl,
are vntntnff, qutii-rylnu, pxrnviitlnfr, .boring
for coul, liniCHtnne, und rliiy, vryimittr, Imry
1oh, lean nroH, r.lnc ore, him ori'M, ttie whlp-
Itinn the RRmeto murkttt mid the nnlo thereof
n erudo or nmnHfiirtiirtMl form, to uciniliv,
hold nnd d1npoie of real eMiue hy mile, Vue
or otherwise, and of conMrmM Intf nnd ,IIimw
lngof dwelling nnd nil kind- of liulldlnu,
emMlnnii, machinery nnd iippllnneeH nnd the
manufru'ture nnd mile of roke, lime, brick,
gliiM nnd fire-brick nnd of nny utIIcIm
or articles of commerce In whole or In part
romponed of or priHluced from nny or
all of the raw imaterhilH above mentioned
or referred to, separately or in combination,
nnd for these purim-tca to have, ioH,!t nnd
enjoy nil the rlpr-H. henefttn and privilege
nntd Act of Assembly ntid the ntipptemeniH
thereto. V. II. ptamk v,
Hnllrltor.
KeynoldHVlllo, Pa., January 27, 1WM.
JJEPOUTOK THE CONDITION
or THK
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
at Rrynnldsvlllo. In the Htnte of IVnnsylvii
nla, at the close of hiilni' Feb. II, Intl.
tivmiinii'vyi
Loans and discounts
Overdrafts, so-tired nnd unvivuti'd
fjo.i,.iin
ivs
.V.nii
I, Kill
1I.I
ln.cwn
1Vi,t:c
a.r.1:
V. P. HntHJtt to Secure t'll-CM lilt Ion....
V. B. Hondsnn hand
Premium tn V. H. Honds
Ft.vks, securities, etc
Furniture nnd lilim'
Due from Nntlnnnl Hunk (not Re
serve Agents).
Due from Htate hanks nnd Imnkor.
Due from npprovrd re-wrve agents.
Interlinl-Revenue stnmps
Checks nnd othcrcnMh Item
Nolo of other National IiiiiiIcm
Fractional paper currency, nickels,
nnd cents
Lawful money reserve In 1iink, vlr.:
Hpei'le (bM.ViH
Lcdal-tonder notes 00
Redemption fund with l S. Treas
urer (5 per cent, of circulat ion). .
1.TS0
oo
Total r2,:n W
MAnil.lTIKR.
Oapltal stock paid In f.V).m) no
Huri)hl fund amiO 00
Undivided proflln, lens exenspn and
taxes paid 10.171 XT
National flank notes oiilHtandlnK... IVM) 00
Due toot hor National Hanks 1,.V1 07
Dividends Unpaid 20 00
Individual deposits sulieet to check 3111, .VI
Time certificates of iieolt 00
CasUler't checks outstanding 140 00
Total H72,: 7
ttto f P.Miylrula, Oomtjr f J.fferun, :
I, John H. h andier, Cashier of the ahovo
named bank, do solemnly swear that, the
above statement Is truo to the best of my
knowledge aud liellef.
John H. Kaithkh. Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to lioforeme thlsllth
day of February, llKKI.
AiiHKiiT Kkynoi.dr, Notary Public.
Oobrbot Attest:
J. H. (lonnuTT, I
J. (J. Kino, Directors.
D, Nolan, 1
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CARPETS
r i
BODY BRUSSELS
x rr?T x rxTT'o
AXMINSTFR
.ROOM SIZED RUGS AND ART SQUARES
Dandy Patterns . Good Goods
Furniture, Kitchen Untensils, Bed
ding, Gas Ranges, Go-Carts, Iron
Beds, Lamps, Cradles. j - j
Anything Needed to Furnish a House
G. R.. H ALL
OPPOSITE THE POSTOFFICE IN KEYNOLDSVILLE, PA.
it It It T'lTTTTTTm
N.
HANAU
I am closing out my Btock of dry
and gents' furnishing goods at 'io
going to quit business. .
t1 Dress Goods &'lc
Secures goods, - - - tttc
7fic dress goods, - .Vc
20c Uashuiere ' - o
UAc Cashmere . 24o
60c Cash mere - 47 So
Ibc Fluids - lia
He Plaids - He
l ; ltroadcloth 7Uo
11.20 Broadololh Kic
1.3 Silks - 70c
7BcWllk . 57o
0c Bilks - . 4Tk:
ftc8llks - . Wio
8c Ilrubh Binding 7c
6u Brush Uliidiug - 4c
SSe Table Lineu 20c
60c table llnvn - 40o
70c table linen . (ilk;
U0c buU'lier's linen S!o
40u butcher's llueu Hoc
6c cambric lining -4c
60c ladies' shirt waist 40c
CLOTHING.
In black and blue,
, clay worsted,
square and rouud
J 16.00 suits
14,00 suit
12.00 suits - -IlO.ICsulU
1.00 suits
6,00 suits
.00ulU
cut SU1U1.
111.0!
lO.lfi 8.&0
7.26
6.60
H. 60
I. 40
YOUTH'S SUITS.
JO.O? suite
B.00 suits
T.Msulu
6.60 suits
6.00 suit
&6U suits
fit
T.26
6.36
6.00
4.76
4.0U
un
1.71
LobATINQ" JOHN.
n rate of Tlner llnater aad Bla
Itetora Ham.
A story In told of a fowng man
mimed John V., wlm, belim In poor
hMlth, wpi.: to Iiidln. tUI family had
Imtruutml him not to'pnre cxppiwc,
but to ciiM tlirtw tlmcB a wrck how
he won nml wlmt he wild rtoliiB. The
Brst ruble int'HRiiKe run:
Am well. Have native guide, Inja.
Hunt ll(rer tomorrow.
The next communication dhl not nr
rive till two weeks Inter. It wns this:
John (lend. Killed. Tiger. What do?
INJA.
nook went tho tenrful meRntre:
Bend on body. ,
A month Inter there wn d-Hvercd to
llio keeper of the reeolvhiK vmilt of M.
cemetery n box or ejillln no Inrwo nnd
heavy thnt It mlKh't hove lieeil tho
homo of n necoiid CnrtlllT Olnnt. H
plclon hnvliitf been nrouseil, n penult
wns secured ntid tho senled collln
opened. To the consternation of those
present there Iny the body of n iniiKiilf
Icent llential (lp:er restlnR on while
sntln. The followlnu message w soon
rnclUK across the Atlantic: ' x
Rome mlsinke. Home mlstnko. Tou
send a tlmr. Where Is John?
The followlnit Information was soon
received:
No mistake. No mistake. John Inside
lleerl
Nature's Monument to Washington.
AmoiiK the many monuments to
W'nHliitiKton Is the one which every vis
itor to the Cope Verdo Island will re
member as one of the most coiui-shI and
marvelous freaks of luiltinil sculpture
In existence. Alonn the farther side of
the harbor of San Vicente, the principal
town, rises n bold rldtse of ilnrlt gray
volcanic rocks, the crest of which forms
an exact likeness of our Immortal
George, seemliiKly lying fuce upward,
as If in a peaceful sleep.
The hero's large, bold features; the
backward wave of the hair, his mass
ive shoulders and even the frill of tho
shirt front are alt reproduced on a gi
gantic scale with wonderful exactness.
The strange monument, sharply out
lined against tho deep blue of the trop
Lai sky. Is one of tho first objects that
meet one's eye in approaching the Is
land. Its gigantic proportions, with
tho boundloBS ocean for a background,
form a portrait wonderfully true to na
ture and overpowering in its magnifi
cence. lli(Pon'N Milk Not m Joke.
The Joke n limit pigeon's mill; has a
foundation In fact. After the Incuba
tion of the young has been completed,
the crops of the parent bird become
thicker nnd secrete a sort of curd, with
which the young are fed. Tills de
scription of nourishment is necessury
for them, for if the young pigeons are
deprived of It during the first week or
two after hatching they are sure to die
nxr rxxxnxcrrrcrrrrcnx.
m
TAPESTRIES
t-s.t-t a txto
CRANITE hS
t TT"? rTr17T'"TTTT?Tr71
goods and clothing and ladles
por cent loss than cost. Am
"
.-'ILOOladli's'sliirt waists 7Sc
I(l.:i6 ladles' shirt waist 11.12
I fl.AO liuili-s shirt walxt fl.15
I II. 1ft Indies' slilrt waist miu
f 1 .21 baby dresaes H:"c
LJ7;ic baby dresses - - tito
noc buby dresses iHlc
2fc baby dresses, 10c
75c baby skirts - - 45c
60c baliy skirts isva
2;c baby's skirt Isc
10c child's slm'klnns - 74c
12J4c child's stockluKS - 10c
lHc child's stockings 12',c
25c stand covers - Ilk!
6c balls sllkatoen c
10c yard sllkaleun 744c
Khj yard sllkatuuu 10', c
f 1.00 Ilex I hie corset - II. U0
11.00 flexible corsets Kic
H5c flexible corset OTms
60c flexible corset 40c
40c flexible corset 20u
Cblldrens' Knee Pant's Suits
114.00 Buits, . - a. 00
4.60 suits - . 1.60
4.00 suits ' i . 2.90
U.DOsulU ' 2.60
1.60 sulu - . l.ou
l.OOsults - 76c
75c knee pant 06c
60c knee pant - 42c
26c knee pants luc
25c child's overalls 10c
Men's 15c linen collars 10c
Boy's 10c Jlneu collars 7o
Men's 2fH! rubber collars 10c
Men's 50c neckties itoc
Men's 26c; neckties luc
CJklld's 10c swukUo - Do
malTe sf anB pulunq."
The Ureal Tensile Stresuitji of) the
tloverntnent's Paper Moaer.
"The way sonio cnshlera pny out
smnll bills in exehniiKO for liirge ones
uiUHt innke other men ns tired ns It
wenrles me," rcmnrked on observing
business ninn to another WshIiIiir
tonliin ns they watched the cnshlcr of
a fitslilonnblo uptown enfa pull at nnd
strip the ones and twos In exchange for
a ten ns thotiRli he were pulling a piece
of molnsses candy ovor a hook and
tinted to let go.
"It does," acquiesced his friend, who
linppened to ho a United States treas
ury expert. "Tho way some cashiers
Jerk, simp nnd pull at hills ns Ihey pny
them nut Is utterly absurd. The old
ndimc shout pinching n sliver dollar
until tho enft'o screntns pnles before
the wny the up to date flip cashier
Jerks (lie long green he bandies.
"In this connection I will give you a
fact Hint is not generally kiiow'n, nnd
thnt Is the weight a new treasury sin
glo note, and four notes In n sheet, will
sustain without breaking. The figures
may he accepted as odlelnl nnd ac
curate. "A single treasury note measures SM
Inches wide by 7V4 Inches long nnd
will suspend 41 (rounds lengthwise nnd
1)1 pounds crosswise. Notes are printed
four to a sheet. A sheet will suspend
108 pounds lengthwise nnd 177 pounds
crosswise.
"The remarkable strength of a Unit
ed Btntes treasury note may thus he
seen at a glance, nnd I venture to sny
thnt Hot one person In a million would
have guessed the great tenacity of the
pnper which, when properly printed
nnd slumped, becomes good money."
Tho cashier had Interestedly listened
to the treasury cxivert's explanation of
the weight sustaining and necessarily
resisting power of wear nnd tenr of
our pnper money, and then he said:
"You see, it Is tills wny: Hills stick
together, Bee, nnd Ave cashiers have to
make up any shortage out of our own
pockets, ami that's one rensou why we
snnp nnd Jerk the bills so hard, so we
will not pny out two for one, ns might
be done. Agniu, a two, dollar bill Is fre
quently mistaken for a five, aud vice
versa, ami hy counting out our money
as If it were drops of our lifcblood we
nro less liable to pass out one for the
other." Washington Star. .
PICKINGS FROM FICTION.
Ambitious people must always be dis
appointed people. "Fame For a Wom
an." The best Wind of courage often comes
from a full stomach. "Captain Mack
Un." Love Is like houey It must ho tuken
by sips. One must not swim lit It
"Tho Phnrnoh nutl tho Priest."
The man who is weakened In well
doing by the ingrntitudo of others Is
serving God on a salary basis. "Th
Power of Truth."
Nino times out of ten a woman falls
through love, nnd she must be reached
by love If she Is to be restored. "Down
In Water Street."
Don't call yourself a friend and be
thinking all tho time what the other
side of tho friendship can do for you.
"Aunt Abby's Neighbors."
Philosophy Is primarily a 'matter of
food; secondarily, a matter of clothes;
it does not concern the head at all.
"Two Thousand Miles on an Automo
bile" Half the trouble of this troubled
world comes from tho fact that, for
one reason or another, women are not
ablo to look up to tho men with whom
they have dealings. "The Vultures."
A Co pie of Inscriptions.
"I was In New York one day and
took a trip down to Couey Islund,"
said the agent of a Pittsburg nail
mill. "I had heard of the slick fellows
down there, and so I left my watch at
home and carried a dummy ucross
which I pasted a slip of pnper bearing
the words, 'Look Inside for a fool.' I
hadn't got the salt tasto of the ocean
yet when the watch disappeared, aud
It was three hours later, as I sat iu a
booth drinking beer, when I felt thnt
watch In a sldo pocket of my coat. I
pulled It cut in amazement, and I
found my slip of paper replaced by
one bearing the words, 'Ixiok outside
for an ass! It may be that' I got the
bulge on the gang,' but somehow I
have always thought that they came
out a trifle ahead Just a trifle."
Barberlmar Used to. Be an Art.
Time was when harboring was a way
up art. In ancient times barbers wore
surgeons, the only persons who could
scientifically "let blood." In London
there Is still a barber surgeon class.
They possess a cap given the guild by
Charles II. Arouud the barber's pole
still twines the snake, tho subtlest
beast of the field, a survival of the bra
ten serpent lifted up In tho wlldcruess,
the symbol of the healing art
Not Conetrsss.
"Why don't yon try to band an lion
red name down to posterity?"
"I don't know," answered Senator
Sorghum. "Maybe I don't look far
enough ahead. So long us my signature
Is honored at the bank I can't sue that
my credit with posterity makes much
difference.' Washington Star.
Cynical,
Inquiring Young Man When a per
son says something nice about another,
why Is be said to "pay" a compliment
Crusty Old Man Because he expects
to get something for It,
Thar Are Others.
014 Eiudee Well, how do you like
your profession T
Young ISmdee Profession Is O. K.
If! the practice I'm kicking about
Town and Country. '
TA 'SvfrORD OF HONOR.
II Was the Means of BHnsrtnsj Mar.
' - saal Krf to Doaah.
A saber of honor baougtt Marshal
Ney to dishonor and death. When Na
poleon entered Cairo on tho22d of July,
170.1, he was presented with throe
swords of honor richly lnlnld with pre
clous stones. He brought them back
to Europe, nnd In 1802 ho gave one to
Ney ami another to Mil rat, keeping the
third for himself. Ney received his nt
an - Imperial reception. The sword
passed from one to another of those
present, among whom wns a .voting
subaltern of tho Auvergne '"glment.
When Napoleon escaped from Mllte,
Ney left the king nnd took sides with
his former chlif. After tho allies en
tered Paris, Nay made preparations to
get out of tho country, hut his wife nnd
a friend pcrstinded him that there was
really no dnnger, nnd he decided to re
main In France. Then came the order
for his arrest. Ho fled to a castle In
the possession of somo friends nnd suc
ceeded In reaching it without his pres
ence being known. One tiny, feeling
tired, he threw himself on n couch, first
taking off his oriental sword, vaMch he
always wore out of n (Tret Ion for the
emperor. Hearing voices, he sprang
up nnd hurriedly left tho room, forget
ting his sword. A minute Inter n par
ty of women nnd men entered the room,
one, of them being the young subaltern
of tho Auvergne regiment, now a colo
nel, lie at once recognized the sword
and, calling In some gendarmes, pro
ceeded to search the preml ts. Finding
thnt ho wns discovered. Ney gave him
self up quietly. On Dec. 7. 18lii. the
mars lull, whose sobriquet was the
Bravest of the Itrave. the hero of a
hundred buttles, was shot. Scarcely
two months after the'owncr of the sec
ond sword, Murat, had met his fate In
the same way.
An Alliterative Pnrm nn Plus.
One of the hook collectors of Phila
delphia lias In his library a volume of
Latin Jokes that wus printed In Uer
many in 17o:i, snys the Philadelphia
Kecord. The mime of this volume Is
"Nugiu Veiinles," and It contains a
poem 300 lines long wherein every
word every single word begins with
the letter "p."
Even the title page of the poem con
tains only "p's." It reads:
"Pugnn Porcorum, per Publium Por
clum. roetnm" ("Tho Battle of tho
Pigs," by Publlus rorelus, poet).
Here are two lines of tho poem thnt
show how strange alliteration, so heav
ily laid on, appears:
PcrleRO porcorum pulcherrlma proelln,
potor;
Potntido poterls placldnm proterre poealtn.
Almost Incrcdlhlo Is the patience that
must have been required to compose
this work of 1,600 words, every ono of
which begins with a "p." .
Bpolllnir a Traateuy.
Among theatrical anecdotes a time
honored chestnut is thnt which belongs
to tho tent scene In "Richard HI." Tho
story is told of Harry Sullivan, to
whom It probably occurred. Anyhow
tho narrator has thrown In a repartee
that is characteristic enough of the fa
mous Irish tragedian.
"Who's there?" exclaims Richard at
tho conclusion of his dreaming. Cutes
by In bis excitement stammered out his
answer and abruptly stopped In the
middle of his phrase, " 'TIs I, my lord,
tho early village cock."
Sullivan surveyed the, bewildered us
pect of the officer for a few seconds
with a sardonic grin, as If enjoying the
actor's agony, and then growled In nn
audible tone, "Then why the mischief
don't you crow?"
Tennyson's Memory.
Tennyson when a young man had a
strong liking for Gray and classed him
and Burns as the two greatest lyric
poets of any age or country. He much
loved some of Burns' poetry. But bo
fore all Tennysou placed his Bible. He
bad also a great liking for Dante's "In
ferno" and knew It Hue for line. He
would boast In bis pleasant way that
If any one read one lino be could give
tho next from memory, and be Invaria
bly did It
An Effoslve Combination.
Waggsby Grnclous! If young Got
rox and Miss Bluhlud are so fortunate
as to have their marriage blessed with
children, the rising generation will be
terrible talkers.
Naggshy Why so?
Waggsby Why, If "money talks" and
"blood will tell," their progeny will In
berlt two mighty strong Inducements
to be communicative. Baltimore Amer
ican. Bilk Adulteration.
This country Is - not the only one
where unconsidered trifles are snapped
up by manufacturers and put to prac
tical use. In China the down of the
thistle is gathered and mixed with raw
silk so ingeniously that even experts
are deceived when the fabric Is woven.
It Is also used to stuff cushions as a
substitute for eiderdown, and a very
good substitute It makes.
Eva Employed lone.
He thought the mothers of the day
were Inclined to shirk their proper re
sponsibility, and be was arguing
against the employment of a maid for
the children.
- "Eve," bo said, "hud no nurseglrl."
"And Cain went w,rong," she replied
promptly. Chicago Post
Between Friends,
Miss Elderlelgh I'll lot you Into a
secret If you'll promise not to tell It
Miss Youuger All right
Miss Elderlelgh I'm engaged.
Miss Younger Oh, fudge! Suppose 1
do tell It? No one will believe It
Cbicae News.
Mauua Loa, in the Sandwich Islands,
13,050 feet high, la the highest moun
tain which rises directly from the sea.
AN ARCTIC MEAL.
' " t
(lattlnsr Supper for Mrs and Dots
On the Polar lea Sheet, ,
Dogs were unhitched and fastened, as
usual, nnd then each of the Eskimos
climbed over the lee foot with his snow
knife and disappeared behind the para
pet where the other two were already
cutting snow blocks.' 1 fastened my
dogs, got out their ration of petumlcun,
cut It up and fed them, stnmilng by
with whip In hand to see that there
was no bullying, nnd tin each dog got
bis share. Then I unpacked tho cooker,
oil can nnd kitchen box, passing 'them
up the Ice footns high us I could reach.
I did not wait for the completion of the
Igloo to commence my preparations for
supper, but with a few strokes of the
spnile excavated a niclio In the snow
bank, put the cooker In out of the wind.
Oiled the lamp with oil and iho Istller
Willi Ice, placed a few sn'v blinks
around it for stilt better shelter and
lighted up. By the time the Igloo wns
completed I had enough water melted
for our tea, and supper was entirely
rendy by the time my men bnd fed the
dogs, nnd they lost no time lu freeing
their clothing of snow and Joining me
lu the Iglito. Still less time wns con
sumed lu putting away tho ten end bis
cuit nnd pemmlcnn, nnd less again in
falling off to dreamless slumber. Com
mandcr Itotiert E. Peary In Outing.
Bperd of the l'alse.
The rate of pulsatlou depends entire
ly on the movements of the heart each
beat representing a contraction of the
left ventricle. The normal pulse of the
adult male varies from sixty to eighty
beats In the minute. The range of the
Individual variation Is, however, very
great. The range In females Is even
greater, some having a pulse rate of
over eighty, others less than sixty, the
majority showing a higher rate than
males.
In children tho rate Is more1 frequent:
At birth, 128 to 144; Hist year. 120 to
l.'IO; at sixteen years, ninety. In old
ngo the pulse Is usually uhovc seventy
two, but often also between II fly and
sixty. The pulse rate Is higher in short
than tall persons nnd also varies some
what with the time of day. Independent
of meals and movement, diminishing In
the forenoon, rising In tho afternoon,
sinking during the night nnd rising In
tho morning. Habitual pulso rales be
low fifty-six and as low ns forty-six
havo been observed In healthy adults,
but they are rare exceptions. We know
of no case on record of a healthy pulse
so low as thirty.
His Hot Bath.
"I had a law partner onco In Missis
sippi," said a southern lawyer, "who
began to feel the effects of long years
of bard work nt his profession, tt t it he
was advised by his physician to go to
tho Arkansas hot springs and tulio the
baths, Tho day of his nrrivnl on at
tendant shut him up In n bathroom
and, giving him n thermometer, told
htm to let the hot water run until It
had reached a certain temperature ami
then to shut it off.
"Tho old fellow had more clear grit
than nny man I ever knew. When the
attendant went back an hour lutcr, my
partner was stniidlng up In a tub of
boiling hot water. The skin was fair
ly cooked off his feet, but he vowed
bo wouldn't get out until tho specified
temperature had been registered. He
was holding tho thermometer up iu
front of his face Instead of putting It
In the water."
Plants That Wear Overcoats.
Plants have developed almost as many
dodges for perpetuating their existence
as animals, only we don't so easily rec
ognize them. Did It ever strlko you
that every seed, bulb or tuber Is not
merely a reservoir of material for the
plant that Is to grow out of It but also
a mass of fuel for supplying heat nec
essary to the sprouting secdlct? More
than this. If you look at tho. early
spring buds and flowers, you will notice
that those which are likely to be ex
posed to frost such as catkins or wil
low and hazel, are well protected by a
thick covering of soft material, a reg
ular plaut overcoat
Too Smart.
"It does not always pay to be too
smnrt" said a lawyer. "At our board
ing bouse a new waitress was employ
ed, and a young cbnp nsked ber what
ho should call ber.
"'Call me Pearl.' she said.
" 'Are you the pearl of great price?'
be asked.
" 'No,' answered the girl. 'I guess I
am tho pearl that was cast before
swine.' "New York Times.
Wanted to ray.
' Very mAich Indebted customer enters
a butcher's shop, remurklug, "I'll take
a leg of mutton, and I want to pay. for
It."
"All right," replies the butcher, hand
ing forth the meat, which customer
takes and starts to go. "Look here,"
cries the butcher, "I thought you said
you wanted to pay for It?"
"So I do," was the reply, "but I
can't" Loudon Telegraph.
Disinterested Friendship.
The majority of men recognize noth
ing In human affairs as good unless it
yields some return, aud they love those
frlonds most as they do their cattle
from whom they hope to obtain the
most profit. Thus they lack that loveli
est and most natural form of friendship
which Is sought for Its own sake only,
nor do they know from experience how
beautiful and how lofty such friend
ship Is,
Happy Day,
"What ore you writing?" asked the
freglnnan.
"Just dropping a line to my governor,
wishing him muny happy returns of
the duy," replied the sophomore. -
"Why, is this bis birthday?"
"No; pay day. He sent me a check
this morning." Philadelphia Fress.
Oalvanl's Discovery,
It Is to the wife of Professor Galrtnl
of Bolognn thnt Is due the credit of
having discovered the electrical bat
tery which hears his name. Home
skinned frogs Iny upon the table, nnd,
noticing ' a convulsive movement In
their limbs, she railed, her husband's
attontjon to .the strange fact, who In
stituted n series of experiments, and
III 1701 he laid the foundation of (he
galvanic battery.
Their Lack.
"Just my luck." said Hnrem. "She's
ilwnys out when I call."
- ."So she was telling me," snld Miss
Pepprey. .
"She told you the same thing, eh?"
"Yes. Only she said It wus Just her
'.uck.,'-Phlladelphln Press.
Ilnrd l.nek.
i She Because I cannot marry you do
Dot.be disheartened. You must faco
ihe world bravely. .
Me- It Isn't n question of the world)
Vve got to face my creditors.
The Appreciation.
The Author (after the first perform
ance! Well, what do you think of my
piny?
Feminine Friend It was Just lovelyl
Who designed the heavenly dresses?
Brooklyn Life.
What would you give
for a Good Appetite?
Not a false appetite, such as
Is aroused by powerful and
' deadly drugs like strychnia,
quinine and nux vomica, but a
healthy appetite for good food?
As our old doctor used to
say, " If you can't eat, you can't
: work," and we might add, "or
play either."
We are very sure that Vlnol
will find your lost appetite. It
will arouse the vital organs to
call for wholesome food and
help them to absorb it.
1 Vinol is a non-secret union
of the valuable principles of
organic iron, cod liver oil arid
a good table wine.
It is pleasant to take, and both
nourishes and creates an appe
tite for nourishment.
' Thousands of bottles have
been sold on the guarantee of
"money back," if not satisfied,
and a dissatisfied customer is
very rare.
H. ALEX. STOKE
, , DRUCCIST.
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STATIONS.
Plttsburx
lied Hank
Lawsonhatn
New Hetlileuem
Oak Itldue
Mnysville
Siimmervllle ...
Hrookvllle
Iowa
Fuller
Keynolilsvllle ..
I'ancoast
Falls 1'reek
Iiullols
Saliiila
Wlnterbiirti ....
I'ennlleld
Tyler
Heiinexutte
Uriint
Ilrlftwood
1 rain sui (Sunday; leaves Hlttsniirs u.O. m. m.,
lied Hunk 11.10 llroosvllte 12.41, Heynoldsvlll
1.14. Kails Oreek 1.211. PuHoli :.dft p. m.
WKSTWAItn
NoTiiS
P. M.
STATIONS.
Driftwood.....
Grant
Hennesette....
Tyler
1'i'iinilnkl
Wlnteruurn ...
Hiitmla
I)u Hols
KallsUroelt....
Penooast
Keynoldsvllle,
Puller
towa
Hrookvllle
Siimmervlllei..
Maysvllle
OakKldire
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20
7 IW
7 OS
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7 as
7 42
n 4
7 58
tS 12
ts 18
8 80
New lietlilnhem
l.awsonham....
lied Hank
1'lttabura;
CJTraln 42(Hundny) leaves DuHols 4.10 p. m.
Falls Creek 4.17, Kuynoldsvllle4.ao, Hrookvllle
5.01, Ked Hank .:), IMttaliurK B..1 p. m.
Trains marked run dully, I dally, except
Sunday j t Hag station, where signals must he
shown.
Philadelphia & Erie Railroad Division
Id effect March 24th, 1(K2. Trains leave
Driftwood aa follows:
EASTWARD a
9:04 a m Train 12 weekdays, for Hunhury,
Wllkesoarre, Haiielon, i'oitaville,8erariton,
HarrlsliurR and the Intermediate ata-
tlons, arriving at Philadelphia 4:23 p. m.,
Nuw York, v:,J p. m.i Baltimore. 8:00 p. m.
Washington, 7:1ft p. ui Pullman Parlor car
from Wllllamsport.lo Philadelphia and pas
senger coaches from Kane to Philadelphia
and Wllliamsport to llalllmore and Wash-.
Ington.
Johhonhuro Railroad.
a. m. WSSKDAYS.
a. m.
lu 4ft ar (Jlermontlv
11 00
II 04
II 07
II 10
11 Id
11 20
11 28
11 40
M 01
10 as
Woodvale
10 aft
10 ai
10 2ft
10 20
10 11
Quinwood
Smith's Kun
Instanter
Slrulght
Glen Hazel
ss
Johnson burs:
9 to IvUldgwayar
Ridqway & Clearfield Railroad
and Connections.
p m
7ao
7 20
7 o
7 03
7 01
3 57
i 47
I 4a
p.m.
2 1ft
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1 &4
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I 47
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1 28
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a.m p.m.
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2ft
9 Ift
11
07
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8 fta
8 47
8 4a
8 an
8 aft
ar Rldgwaylv
Mill Haven
Uroyland
Shun. Mills
Illue Hock
Carrier
Hrockwayv'l .
Lanes Mills
McMiun Huit
Harvey Uun
Iv r ails C'k ar
Iv LhlHois ar
p.m.
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4 87
4 41
4 51
4 64
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7 4a 12 fto
7 47 12 64
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4 fto II 47 New Hethl'm 80 1 as
t Oi II 10 Ked Hank 10 10 t 0)
I 80 U 00 Iv i'lltauurgur 12 86 5 80
p.m. a.m' a.m. p.m. p.m.
Por time tallies and additional Inform:
vuxauii tinsel BKauu.
J.B. IUTTt'HINiON J.K.WOOD.'
Gen Manager Gen. Pas V (t
... , K, .... ....... ... ...... j . ..,,, u , j , iiar-
rlMmrg and prlnclpul iuteiuie.llateaiutloua, '
arriving at Philadelphia 7:32 p. m., New
York 10:28 p. m.. Halt I more 7:') p. tu., Wash
Ingtoti tt:aft p. m. Vestlliuled parlor car
and passenger coui'hes, Uuttaiv to Philadel
phia aud Yashtiigiou.
4:W) p. m.-Tralu , dally, for Har
rlsburg and Intermediate stations, ar
riving at Philadelphia 4:25 A. M.i New York,
7.18 a. ni. Ualtimure, 2.80 a. m.j VVaahlngiou
4-tiA a. H. Puliniau bleeping cars from
Ilarrlsburgtoi'blladuluhla sua New York.
Philadelphia pasMiugera cau remain In
slceuer uudisturbed uutll 7:80 A. M.
Il:uft p.m. Ti alu 4, dully tor Suubury, Harris- '
burg aud intermediate, stations, arriving at
Philadelphia. 7:22 A. M.t New York, 9M
A. u. on week days aud 10.8s A u. on Bun- -day;
llalttuiore, , :1ft A. M.i Washington, s:8U
A. M. Pullman sleepers from Erie,
and Wllliamsport to Philadelphia, aud
WIlMuuisuort to Washington. Pasdetsger ,
cuiu'he from Krle to Philadelphia, aud
Wllliamsport to Haltlmore.
12:27 p.m. Train 14, dully torttunburv, llarrla
burg'uud urlnclpallulerniedlatestutious.ar
rlvinn at Philadelphia 7:22 a. m.. New York "
8:88 a. m. weekdays, (10.88 a. ni., Sunday) '
Hultiinore 7:15 a. ui., Washiugtou, 8:80 a m.
Vesilbuied buffet sleeping cars and paa
seuger coaches, Buffalo to Philadelphia aud
WaahluKtuu.
WESTWARD
1:88 a. m.-Tralu 7, dally for Buffalo via
Kmporlum.
:88 a. m. Tralu (, dully for Erie. Kldg
way, and week days for DuHols. t'lerniuut
and principal Intermediate stations.
':5Ua. in. Train 8, dally for Krle and Inter
mediate notnta.
1:45 p. m. Train 14, dally for Buffalo via
Kiuporlum.
Crtp . m. -Train 81, weekdays for Kan and
luteriuedlateatatlous.
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