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6.00, Kd Hunk 6.:m, lMitwliinn 9.110 p. tn.
Ttrtlmnmrk.nl run daily; I dully, pucoiit
Bun.l.iyi t ling illation, whcru tlmiulii milnl lie
hown.
Philadelphia & Erio Railroad Ulvlnlon
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Id efToct March 24th, 1!M)2. Trains leave
Driftwood as follows:
' . EAMTWAKI)
:04 a m Train 12. wockrtuyn, for Xunliury,
Wllkutbarre, Hnxicton, INiiiHVllUi.H.'riiiiton,
HarrlaburK and the liitirnndlat aia
tlonH. Hirlvlnit at I'lilladclplila tf:2.'l p.m.,
Now York, OillOp. m. Itii It tmora, ll:IK p.m.i
WathhiKion, 7:1A p. 111 I'ullniiin I'arlor cur
from WIUlHmNixirl to I'lilludoliilila and pim
aenKfircoaclKMi from Kano to l'lilliidolplila
and WlllluniBUori to llulHmore und Wiitli
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Ridgway & Clearfield Railroad
and Connections.
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For time tublui and addltloual Infurnmiluu
eonault ticket agent.
J.B.nUTOHINBON J.U.WOOD, "
Geo Manager Hen. Pa aA 1 1
12:60 p. m. Train 8, dully for Bniibiiiy, llur
rlxburg and principal liilernifdlato tlallont,
aiTlvlng at l'liUudulptila p. m., Now
York 10:2a p. m., Uullluiore T:;p. m., Wuti
lngton 8:aS p. m. Vuxtihuled purlor cart
and paaaunger ooac.hea, bullulo to i'Ulladul
l.l.lu uud Wutlilngtou.
a:00 p. m. Train , dully, for Ilur
rlaborg and Intorniodiute atmlonH, ur
rlvlug at i'liiladulphla4:2A A. u.i New York,
7.18 a. m.l Hulilniure, 2.ao a. m. Watlilngton
4.06 A. M. Fullmun Bleeping rant from
Uarrlnburg to Philadelphia and New York,
I'UUadelphlu paateugeiii can remain In
sleeper undlaturbed until 7.ao A. u.
11:06 p.m. Truln 4, dully for Hunbury, Hurrlt
hurg and Intermediate atutlona, arriving at
Philadelphia, 7:22 A. M.l New York. V.iU
A.M. on week days and 10.:w a m. on Holi
day) Baltimore, 7:16 A. M.l Wauliiiigtun, H:ao
A. M. Pullman aleeeni from Erie,
and Wllllamtport to Philadelphia, ana
Wllliamiport to Wathlngton. Pawteuger
eoacuBii iiom Erie to Pulludelphla, and
Wllllaniaporl to Bait linore.
12:27p.m. Trulu 14, dully for Kunbnry, Hurrla
burg and principal luterniedlateHlationn,ur-'
rlvlng atl'hliuuelphiu 7:22 a. ui., New York
9:ua a. m. weekduya, (lO.aa a. m., eunduy)
Ilultlinore 7:16 a. in., WuHhiugtou, 8:J0 a ui.
Veailbuled buffet aleeplng cura and pun
anuger ooacbea, Buflalo to Philadelphia and
Waithlngtou.
WESTWARD
1:88 a. m. Train 7, dully for Buffalo via
Kmporlum.
4:k8 a. m. Train, 9, dally for Erie, Ridg
way, and week day for DuUola, Olerniout
and principal intermediate atatlona.
1:60 a. m. Train 8, dally for Erie and Inter
mediate point.
I:M p. m. Train 13, dally tor Buffalo via
I uyorlum.
:k p. m. Train 61, weekday or Kan and
luwtuifdiaKiiaUong.
THE C0UIIT OF CUPID
SOME DEFINITIONS OF UOVE, POETIO
AND OTHERWISE.
DlnTrrlnc Tone Thai nirnd ln
Itarmonlnna Mnfrlmonlal Chord
Diverse levra to What Conatl
tnte "Tii lilral Woman."
IVnnymin any In tho kii-Iiik n young
ninn'H fniiry lightly turn to tlioimlila
of Im p. Willi tlx ymtiiK mi'" niul it
Iiipii of lno iiiitnly rntmlili'rntloii of
thin IntiTt'HtlliK llirltto In not rnlillnt'il
li otic KciiHiiti. It lina tho rlulit of Wllf
nt nil 1 1 nun nnil acnaona.
Iiclltillloim of lovo wore lii'liitf iIIr
ciitscil win-it n rcllticd worn nn km Id tlia
tnott ('(iinpri'li.'iiHl vp mill liiMiiillfnl di ll
tilt Ion nlu I1111I ever m i 11 wild written
hy Aninnilii IiotiKlita. Hero It la:
"l,ovp. pnini'N Willi truth In her heart
nmt rotiKlitncy In every pnltp to kit
iloivn nn prerliintliiK kiicmI In the lienrta
of those who truly weleonto her. If
there nro niiitoivs 11 ml tilorniH, alio
Hprenil her ivIiihh for nn nrk of aliel
ter; If toll nnil rnre, alio lighten them
With her McHNeil hiiiIIp. No room for
regrets or JeitlmiMlea, for liiith nn tmo
In deed 11 nil tliiiiihl; no eolitneaa, for
nh atnndx lietween lliem 11 ml tho
front h of t Into. Yenr hy yenr they (jroiv
Into perfect necoril, ItIiihIiik lieitven
Itenrer with rvcry diiivn.
'Vnn Ktieh love ever full?"
A Jolly Klrl present nit hi. "I.ove In n
ll.'lilln ni'iiHn t Ion round the henrt that
run not he aprntelied."
A niodcNt, IiIiihIiIiik yotitiK Indy re
ntnrked, "It Ifi aometltliiK Itnli'tcrllm
Me, tnilRt lie HpontitneoiiH, cnnniit he
hotiKlit or con x cil Into IicIiik mid when
It crown eold cniin.it he wnrnied." HUH
wp liciir people conNliinlly anyliiK. "I
leiii'tied to love him."
There la no milijcct upon which n innn
or woiiinn, yoiniK or mlihlle iikciI, pro
vided they life not innrrled, will lio
cotne ho unlimited iih "my 1.1. '11 1 wointin"
nnd "my Idenl iniin."
I'mittlly the (nil men mid women nd
tnlie Hume of medltim or diiultiiitlve
atiittire; the fill, the Icnn; the Mini. I, tho
limnetic; the Jolly, tho neilnte. The un
ion of two people wllh different eliurne-tci-lntl.H,
provided they agree on tho
futidiimeiitata. niitkcH a linrni.inl.inn
whtile. Hie one fiirnltliliiK the neeiled
complcnieiil of Hie olliir.
The lawyer pri fei-H the woiiinn nverae
to nrnulnn. lie kcIh lila Hlillleleney of
cliwe reiiHonlni; In the courtroom. The
KiirrttlotiH innn aeeka a nn.i.l IlKtener.
The conceited one ndmireg the inodeHt
womnn who enjoya httriiltiK luce use tic
foro his altar. The man of few words
pick out tho woman of bright eonver
allonal powers.
It Ih dllllcult to rui'iiiIho from a ninn'H
general ntlllliutcH what la li In I. Ion I wo
mnn. I asked a Torre Ilimte Kotitlcmaii who
bus been much In public life nnd bus
been thrown with many brilliant wo
men what was his Ideal woiiinn. 1 was
urprlHpd to hear him any emphatically
not a convention woman or one who
goes about dcllvorlnu; speeches and lec
tures upon a public rostrum. "My Ideal
woiiinn Ih one who can hold her own In
conversation wllh oilier women aud
men of brains In the parlor, who Is self
reliant, yet looks to a man and depends
upon him; not too good to drink a glass
of wine, to tell a good story If tho occa
sion warrants It, yet she nitiHt not be
carried off her foot. Rhe must bo able
to work both physically nnd mentally
nnd be ashamed to follow In tho wake
of Idle women."
A society yoiin mini not given to ex
plicit statements has conllded this
nnioli about his Ideal woman. Hho
must be good looking. Perish tho
thought of sitting opposlto nn ugly wo
man nt the table one thousand and
Dlncty-flvo times In a year. His Ideal
womnu iniiHt not be bold, still not
afraid of athletic sports; must be a
good golf aud tennis player, rldo a
horse with conlldencc, lire n gun, row
with a steady stroke. "A superb look
ing, well proportioned womnn In the
snddle Is a sight for the gods." Any
thing but a n nm by pamby woman, one
afraid of her shadow, for this young
fellow.
There Is a proverb that runs thus:
"Whistling girls nnd crowing, bens al
ways come to some bad end." At least
0110 Terro Haute gentleman thinks
this Is an absurd statement. In fact,
tho ability to whistle well he regards
as an essential In his Ideal woman.
And she muat have rich, glossy hair.
luminous dark eyes, shapely hands and
finger nails, dainty feet, be Jolly nnd
compauioriable, a person to cheer q fel
low up when worried and worn out
with business. No bookworm or wo
man's suffrage advocate can be clasned
as his ideal. A lover of music, not the
ultra classic, is an essential for tbla
gentleman's Ideal woman.
A bold, dashing youth holds as bis
ideal a womanly woman, even to ti
midity, but morally brave, one who will
regard hi in ns her oak and clasp her
soft tendrils about him for support.
This dependence, be avers, will keep
bin) at bis best and bis Ideal refined,
tweet, noble, human. Susan W. Ball
In Terre Haute Gazette.
Hla Apoloffy.
You mnatn't ent with vnnr L-nlf"
uld the city relative reprovingly.
cicuBe mc, answercu farmer
Corntossel nenltentlv'. "I tlioncl.t th
was regular knives. I didn't know they
was only Imltutlon, same as the pillow
shams." Washington Star.
bo Did.
Returned Traveler I have often
thought of that, young Mr. Tease and
bow be used to torment Miss Auburn
about ber balr. Did she ever get even
with him 7
Old Friend Long ago. She married
blu. Illustrated Bits.
Nothing can be truly neat which la
not right Johnson. -
A DESERT CARAVAN."
Its fllnrt Armas tho Drear? Sand
Waatra of Sahara,
Tbero wero tho last words. Instruc
tions, cntttlons, adieus, and then Abdul
lab held up his hand. All gave tho cry
of the en tool driver, and tho uncouth
bon h1 a, twisting nnd snarling under
their loads, struggled to their feet. ,
Another rry, and they began their
voyage. They traversed tho sipinro,
I in hho. I the moHipie, dirtied down n nar
row street and In live minutes crossed
the Hue Hint bounded tho oasis nnd en
tent) upon Hie desert.
IjyiiiuHlhili'l.v the dun leader took his
(iliice nt the left nnd slightly In nilvnnee.
Tho fourth on the right of Hie dun was
the black racer. He carried two wa
ter skins and Abdullah's saddle. Then
ramn In ranks llfteett camels. All riding
In tho center. On the right Hank rode
tho two w. iinon, with enormous red and
white cotton sunshades stretched be
hind them; then nt nn Interval of six
ru.lH on mo llfteen camels liiintteiiiled.
They simply followed tho sipiad In
front. Tho dun lender mid the black
racer bad lanyards iilioiit their necks.
The other camels had no harness save
the surcingles that held their hinds.
In n panic, a sandstorm, n fuslllndo
from Itedotilns, n mirage and a nice
fur wnler. If Abdullah and All could
grasp these lanyards tho caravan was
saved since tho other camels followed
tho 1 11 tt leader nnd tho black racer lis
sheep follow the bellwether.
Abdullah walked nt tho left, nbrenst
of the dun. At Intervals ho rode the
black racer.
Tho pace of a enrnvati Is two miles
an hour, but Abdullah's, tho two clip
pies Included, cull. 1 niako two miles
nnd a ipinrter. The blaek nicer could
make sixty miles a day for Uvo days
without thinking, but at tho end of
sii.ii a Journey his hump would be no
larger than a plnciiHliloti, and bis tem
per -
Kor cent inics It has been the ctiHtom
of Kn in caravans to travel not moro
than live miles the first day. "The lies
cii," by Arthur I'osHlett 8111IH1, In Scrlb
lier's. JAPANESE PROVERBS.
Some ItrallT Kino Snylnva Worthr
of t'nlveranl At-t-ptnnte
The JnpitiicHo do not expect to gather
grapes from tltorns or llgs of thistles,
but they phrase our thoughts somewhat
differently. They say, "Tho spawn of
frogs will become nothing but frogs."
Wo tut ve a saying, "Despise not the
day of small things." Their "Famous
swords are made of Iron scrapings" Is
much more plcturcsipm.
Tho Idea of our "All lay the load on
tho willing horse" they express by
"Those who know the ropes do most of
tho hauling." Whllo our commonplaco
"Out of evil good inny eomo" finds with
them a fine poetical expression In "Tho
lotus springs from the mud," nnd In
point of poignancy our "Adding Insult
to Injury" is vastly inferior to their
"UubbliiK unit on a sore."
Tho Japanese have some really fine
sayings wort hy of universal acceptance,
such as "Thine own heart makes the
world" or "Tho poet at home sees the
entire universe" or "Tho throne of the
god Is on Hie brow of a righteous num."
Their nice observance of manners is
evidenced by sayings such ns " 10 x cess
of politeness becomes luipulltcncBs,"
their national suspiciousness In the like
of "Don't trust a pigeon to carry grain,"
and the handy man's abhorrence of a
bungler finds expression In numerous
quips such ns "Learning to swim In a
field" or "Scratching the foot with the
shoe on."
Word Rndlnsr la "Ator."
There never has been any general
rule of pronunciation as to nouns end
ing in "ator." In Scotland tho mode
differed from tbo English rule In more
usually throwing tho accent back. Was
It not Ersklne who In his earlier days,
having spoken of a curator, making tho
word a dactyl, was Interrupted by tho
Judgo before whom be was pleading
with, "Cura-tor,' if you plense, Mr.
Ersklno; a Latin word with a long
penult!"
"Thank you, my lord," was bis ready
retort, "for your correction, I bow to
the authority of so distinguished a
'sona-tor and 'ora-tor as your lord
ship." London Spectator.
A Mlahtr Man.
Toplinm, the prince of English strong
men, had knots of muscles where the
armpits are in the ordinary man. He
could take a bar of Iron l'j inches In
diameter aud 6 feet long, place the
middle of It over the back of his neck
and then force the ends forward until
they met before his face. On one occa
sion he called upon a village black
smith and made of him an eveiiastlug
cuomy by picking up a number of
horseshoes aud snapping them in two
as easily us If tbey bad been pine
sticks. '
A Smitten Conscience.
Dr. Fourthly I believe my sermon
on sincerity this morning sunk deep
into some beurts end did good.
Parishioner Yes; as Foley and his
wife weut home he explulned to peo
ple on the street car that his wife'
balr and teeth were false.
Good Schema,
"To what do you attribute the cura
tive properties of your springs?" asked
a visitor at a health resort
"Well," auswered the proprietor
thoughtfully, "I guess tho advertising
I've done has bad something to do with
if
HI Dadlr Choiea Phraao.
'Don't you think that young Hunker
wants to marry Miss Dollyers for ber
money?" asked Hojack.
"I think so," replied Tomdik. "I
heard bun say that he loved her for all
he was worth." Judge.
PROPERTY. .
Real IDatata- Vrraaa Modern Paper
KTldeaer of Wraith.
What a wonderful chango has pnssed
over our entire conception of the word
"properly!" The writer Is old Piuitigli
to remember when nothing except land
and houses were regarded ns true prop.
crty, but now a ninn inny be a million
aire, nnd own nothing Hint ho enn see.
A few pieces of paper In a box nt bis
banker's or, better still, nn Inscription
In a book of which ho knows nothing ex
rept that It exists constitutes him a man
rich beyond tho dreams of nvnrlco, nnd,
moreover, a man who has not to guard
his property and who can realign It
which Hie rich mini of old could not do
In half nn hour. It Is a very curious
rbangn nnd one tho full results of
which wo havo yet to perceive, but wo
siiHpeet Hint among thetu will be mi Im
inctiHP IncrciiHo In the amount of wealth
nt Hie ttlHpoKttl of IniliiHlry and enter
plite ntnl nn iiHloiilHliliig di-crcami In
tho permanence of tho wealthy faml
lies. It Is so easy to upend shares or
Ii.iii.1h, and there urn so few to not Ice
whether you spend tlieni or not. It tiHik
years to spend n great landeil estate,
but n foi l line In bonds may illtniipeni'
In 11 year of unlucky H illation or In
H miy lir.'llnip of otio spendthrift
heir. London rtpeeta lor.
rrtrlllrd the Rnallahman Too.
"Colonel Tom Ochiltree once uptt't
Lord l.oiiH.liile when the latter was
entertained In New York 011 his way
homo from mi expedition to Alaska,"
said n mini who saw the fun.
"At a dinner given In his honor Lord
LoiiN.lnle told many thrilling stories,
and nn audible 'olit' went around the
tnblo when ho IIiiIhIio.1 telling of 11 pet
rllled forest III Africa, In which he
found a number or petrified lions mid
elephants. As the F.iigllHhmnn lapsed
Into silence and (lie iiiiiiIiiiihp sunk In
an echo all looked to Colonel Ochiltree
to defend his nationality and beat tills
petrified Hon story.
"'Texas. said the colonel after a
pause, 'has Its petrified forest h; but, ill-
tlioiiglt tliey contain un petrified Hons,
they am remarkable for having petri
fied birds flying over them.'
"'Nonsense!' said Lord linsilnlo,
"Flint Is linpiisKllile. Such n phenome
non Is contrary to the laws of gravita
tion.' '"Ah, Hint's easily explained re-
sponded Colonel Ochiltree quickly. 'The
laws of gravitation dowu tliero are
petrlllcd too.' "
Trundle fled Ont of Date.
"There are no trundle beds on tho
market nowadays," said n New York
furniture store Hiilesinnn. "They aro not
manufactured. It lias been years since
we carried them In stock, and the
chances nre that they will never be In
voguo again. Science is against them,
for 0110 tiling. Doctors and nurses have
agreed that as n promoter of colds tho
trundle lied has no eipial. For hygienic
reasons trundle beds have been super
seded by cribs and Inrants' beds of a
dignified height Fashion has also had
something too with the change. 1 teg
ular beds aro now built so low that It
would bo next to Impossible to slip the
trundle bed under them. IViiinps tliero
may be a few out In tho country dis
tricts that havo not been seized by
curio collectors or split into kindling
wood, but you cannot Und one In a New
York furniture store."
Skull In a Crrpt.
In tho crypt of St. Leonard's church
at llytlio, lOnghmd, are 7,000 skulls.
Tho remains have been tho subject of
much dlHciiHHlon by sclentlHts. Tbey
wero once declared to be the bones of
DiiiiIhIi Invaders. Now the balance of
opinion assumes that they are tho out
come of u battle fought between Vortl
mer, a prince of tho Hrltous, and the
Invading Saxons about A. D. 45(1.
Many of the skulls bear the marks of
tho lmttlenx. On a tnblo on one side
of the crypt are placed two skulls
which aro declared to be typical Saxon
aud Itiitluli, 0110 being long and nar
row and 'the other short and broad.
Tbo custodian points out in another
part of tho crypt what ho coutempu
ously describes as a "comniou church
yard skull."
Ill Two Great Remedies.
"Meddlcin chests!" said the old re
tired skipper, with a snort of contempt.
"I didn't 'uvo no such tomfoolery
aboard my. ship when I wero a-goln' to
sea. Kot.ii mo a-coddllu of my-croo.
No, sir! If so bo as wun of the 'ands
was foolln' nueer. I sex to 'Im: 'Were'
the pain? Is It above the belt or below
me Dour ir 'e sex it's bolow tho belt.
I gives 'im n bcmmetlc: If 'a sex It's
above tho belt, I gives 'im a dose o'
bepsom soii 1 8. Turn my ship hlnto a
bloomln' chemist s shop! Not me, sir!"
London Telegraph.
Ointment Prom Whale.
Spermaceti, which Is often used. In
ternally In catarrh aud other affections,
as well as In the form of ointments for
Wounds aud excoriations of tho skin, is
obtained from the bead of a monster of
the whulo kind which abounds In the
sofc'i seas, while the highly esteemed
uuibcrgrls Is ouiy a condition of dis
ease In the same animal.
Strataarr.
Daughter rapa did not take the pa
per to the office with him this morning.
Mother He didn't? I'll bet It's got
a lot of stuff showing bow women can
trim their own bonnets. New York
Weekly.
Deep.
"I don't co why you call him greedy
when he gave you his nice large apple
to divide."
"That's Just tt Of course I bad to
give him the biggest piece."
We seo others as they are not; our
selves as we should like to bs. Satur
day Evening Post 1
EDQAR ALLAN POE;
hla Dnlntr Hand, Tropical C'nante.
nance and Good lilarrstloa.
Toe's nrms nnd bands wore slender
and tailored very gracefully and gently
down to the ends of bis fingers, which
wero very tender, gentlemanly and
ladylike. In fact, bis bands were truly
remarkable for their roseate softness
nnd Illy while, femlnlno delicacy. You
could hnve Judged of his nobility by
HIS IIRIKlS.
Ills face was rather oval, tapering In
lis contour rather suddenly to tho till 11,
which was very tiiisHlcat, ntnl, cape-
tinlly when ho smiled, renlly hand
some. Ills cotintniinnee wns tropical In
lis iispeel, pre.iHoly tbo reverso of his
heart, which, like the fountains of Sol
omon, bad long been kept sealed up in
something snored from tho vulgar gaso
of the world, bis face whenever ha
wrote long at any onn time putting on
a sickly, sallow nnd rnthor pallid hue,
but never to such au extent as to Imll
cute liidiHpoHltloti. Ills digestion was
always good, which Is prima fnclo ev.
denco that ho was never a student.
Ills dress was always remarkably
neat for one In bis circumstance. Hut
I do not believe that It would have
done for hltti to havo had money. Ho
was ruined In bis youth. Ills college
life In Virginia wns the ratine of nil
bis nfler Inebriation. That was the
1 11 for mil whirlpool Into which wasdrlv
on the beautiful milk whllo ship of bis
soul, never to bo reelnlmed. Is It not
one of the most reiniirknhtn things In
the world Hint any man of his abilities
should hnve boon so a menu bio lo the
dictations of others? I'oe Clilvers l'a
pers In Century.
SpenUlna From Rxiierlencr.
"Itlnnclie, dear," said the watchful
aunt to her niece, "don't you think. that
Fred spends loo much money upon
you?"
"Do you think so, amity?"
"Indeed I do, lllnnclip. I've been no
thing, and I think he's really cxtruva-
gant. You ought to chock him mid toll
Ii I in to save his money. You will need
a giHid deal when you begin lioiiMiiioeii
lug, and it Is far better for I1I111 lo put
In the bank the money he Is now spend
lug on carriage rides and luncheons
and tickets tn tills thing nnd that I linn
to be siuanilciitig It. Think over tho
matter a minute or two, (lour, aud you
will seo It as 1 do."
"Oh, I've thought about It already
niinty. I'd take your ndvlce If I were
absolutely certain that we shall he mar
ried, buj I've been engaged before,
aunty, and I don't Intend to nil vise a
young man again to economize for
some other ghi's benefit."
ItrnilliiK and Talking;.
It end lug will be of little use without
conversation and conversation will be
apt to run low without reading. Head
ing fills the lamp und con versa Hon
lights It. Heading Is the food of the
mind mid conversation the exercise,
and ns nil things are strengthened by
exercise so is tho mind by conversation.
Tbero we shako off the dust and stiff
ness of a retired scholastic life. Our
opinions are continued or corrected by
the good opinions of others, points ore
argued, doubts ure resolved, dlfllculties
cleared, directions given und frequent
ly hints started which, if pursued,
would lend to the most useful truths,
like a vein of silver or gold wljoh di
rects to a mine. Washington Times.
CHy of Three Klnaa.
Do you know what city has been
given the naiiio of the City of Three
Kings? It Is Cologne, lu Germany,
and tho reason Is that It is lu Cologne
that the three "kings," or "magi," or
"wise men" who enme to Hethlebem
to offer gifts to tho Infant Jesus are
supposed to bo buried.
According to an ancient legend, their
bones were brought from Milan to Co
logne by tho Kmpcror Frederick Itar
barosHii In 1102 and presented to tho
archbishop of Cologne.
Visitors to the cathedral are shown
tho supposed souls of the magi, stud
ded wltb diamonds and Inscribed with
the wIho men's names In rubles.
Lovo Plant.
Plunts used In lovo divinations are
common. In muny parts of England
and Scotland tho fumlllur southern
wood Is known us "bid's love," "bid
lovclass" or "lads' love aud lasses' de
light." Another Drltlsb name for the
plant Is "old itiuu's love" or simply "old
11 111 u," from Its use recommended by
Pliny. In Woburn, Muss., this herb Is
culled "Uiys' love," und It is sold Unit if
a girl tucks a bit In ber shoe she will
murry the first boy she meets.
Ho Understood.
"And after I get off tho cars," said
young Murkley, who bud uuked and re
ceived permission to cull, "which way
do I turn to get to your bouse?"
"Why," suld she. "right In front of
you, on the corner, you'll see a candy
store u very nice candy store and cr
when you come out you walk two
Vlocks eust."
Tbo Gravedlcsrer.
A gravedlggcr, walking lu the streets
the other duy, chanced to turn and no
ticed two doctors walking behind him.
He stopped till tbey pussed and then
followed on behind them. "And why
this?" suld they. "I know ray pluce In
the procession," returned he.
A Beautiful Bull.
An Irish editor being unable to obtain
a sufficiency of news for bis dully pa
per, mnde the following extraordinary
announcement: "Owing to an nnusual
pressure of matter we are today oblig
ed to leave several columns blank."
BnslUh a Sbo Is Spake.
Tourist Say. my good fellow, am 1
on the right road to the town?
Native (after a pause) Ya-as, stran
ger, but I reckon you're golu' la tht
wrong dircctshun. Llppincott's,
MAN'S LITTLE TOE.
.iltntlat Declare That It Is Doomed
to an Rnrlr Rnd.
Eminent scientists assort Hint the
small toe of the human foot will be
crowded out of existence by tho end of
tho present century. Such Is tho view
of chiropodists generally nnd of physi
cians who have given Hie matter mors
than pnsslnn eotislderntlon, snys the
riillii.lclpbln Press.
Just ns, according to Darwin, tho tall
was crowded tint of tbo human bony
skeleton many 11 ires buck been use It bad
110 useful functions to perform, JuhI as
tlin vermiform appendix, tho only tip
imreiit function of which Is to neoossl
tale ihiut'crntiN nnd expensive opera
linns, will cvc'ittially find no place In
htimnii anatomy, so, according to pres
ent Imllcatloiis, the little top must Ulti
mately disappear altogether.
Whether or not tho big toe Is till that
Is iKf.lcd In walking nnd running Is a
qtiestloii which hits nut yet been an Un
til. iulily answered, but the fact ro
aiiit 1 1 art that athletic Instructors nnd
conches have universally striven to de
velop the big toi at Hie expense of the
others In the training of fust M nners
mid fonibiill players, and to that end
tho hIum's have been made so narrow
that any possibility of using the little
t.si has boon precluded.
Itctween the modern method of walk
ing and the wearing of tight fitting
shoes tho little toe Is doomed to nn ear
ly end.
tier ltlclna.
There Is always a possibility that the
person whom we regard ns a proper
object for sympathy may look upon
himself In snother light. This Interest
ing and Instructive surprise often
awaits tho well meaning bearer "of con
dolence. When Mrs. Hastings learned that her
old friend, Mrs. Warren, bad become
"stun tleef." she went with a long face
to see her.
"It must be an awful cross, Lavlny,"
she wrote on the slate which Mrs. Wur
ren prcHciitcd to her ns soon ns she wns
Hon toil.
"'T.'iln't either!" snapped tbo emit t
ed one, who, though deaf, was by no
means dumb. "Folks that have got
anything to say can write It on that
slate, mid Henry Warren, that's bad
to put a curb on bis tongue for up
ward o' thirty years on account of the
high temper ho took from his mother's
folks, Is now able to say anything be
likes nod 110 feelings hurt I count my
deafness 11 real blessing. How's your
rheumatism?"
Son roe f-'aaa.
The eggs of some common birds of
the present day have never been found.
There Is the robin snipe; Its eggs have
never been seen. An English soologlst
kept a man going up nnd down the
const of Labrador for weeks purposely
to got n robin snipe's egg, but It was In
vain. The bird is known by thousands
of people, but It breeds so fsr north
and so remote from any civilization
that 110 scientific observer cun over got
to its nest ere the young nre hntcbed
and linve taken to whig. The frigate
bird that Is wo commonly seen at sea
on tho l'ncll':e And off the West Indies
Is such 11 solitary bird and Is so seldom
seen In its lu st during the hours of day
light that lis egg Is rare. It seems
strange, but tho eggs of so well known
a bird as the sandpiper have never
boon found und ure utmost priceless.
The Wronjc Snaaeallon.
A good planter's wife "hefo' de wob"
was teaching a Jet black house girl.
Just fourteen and fresh front the plan
tation, tho letters of the alphabet
llotsy bad learned the first two, says
Harper's Magazine, but nlwnys forgot
the loiter "C."
"Don't you see with your eyes? Cun't
you remember the word see?" said ber
mlsircHs.
"YiiHsum," answered llotsy. liut she
could nut. Five minutes later Betsy
begun again bravely, "A II" and
there she stopped.
"What do you do wltb your eyes,
Iletsy?"
"I sleeps wlf 'cm, mis'."
Another War of Bapreaalas; It.
"When Mrs. I'arvenu wns poor, they
used to say she was a greut tulker, but
since she became rich It Is different"
"Indeed! What do they say now?"
"Tbey uy she is a brilliant conversa
tionalist" n:
HANAU
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Pretty, but so Thin!
"Doctor," said our clerk, as
a customer went out, " that wo
man would be a beauty if she
were not bo horribly thin."
" Yes," said th doctor, " she
Is really III ; most thin women
re III
Unusual thinness may mean
worry, extra work, care of the
sick, nervousness, dyspepsia,
bowel troubles, or the first
sign of a serious disease like
consumption.
The best thing we have found
for thin people, whatever the
cause, Is Vinol.
To combine the medicinal
properties of cod liver oil with
organic iron In such a powerful
and yet well-tasting prepara
tion, was a great discovery. If
you try it and are not pleased,
we pay the money back.
H. ALEX. STOKE
DRUCCIST.
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Kstabllahrd IH33.
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Organ of tbo Methodist Episcopal
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