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STATIONS.
Pittsburg
Ked Hank
LnWHonhiim
Now llothliihoni
Oak Kldxo
Muynvllio
riuiiimervlllo . ..
Hrmikville
Iowa
Kuller
HoynoldsvtUo ..
i'uiiooaHt
Falls Creek
IhiHola
babula
Wlnterburn ....
Pennlteld
Tylor
Dennoautte
Grant
Driftwood
Train Ml Iflundny) leave I'ltmlnuv" Ik. ii. in.,
Red Hank 11.10 llrookvlllc 12.41, Ki'viioldsvlllv
1.14, Kalli Omi'k 1.211, piiHolt p. m.
wnbtwabd
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6 2T 8 III 1 M ft 12 7 42
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6 44 8 2:1 1 82 ft 2T 7 ftH
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8 4.1 1(1 ID a 211 7 lift ....
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: STATIONS.
Driftwood
Oram
ftenneietle
Tyler
Ponntletd
Winterburn ....
Babtila
Dullols
FalUOreek
Panooaat
Ilnynoldsvllle..
Fuller
Inwa
Hrookvlllo
StimmervlUe....
Maynvllle
Oaklilditfl
New Bethlehem
LawRonhnm....
Red Hank
Pittsburg
Train 942 (Sunday) leavea DiiHoln 4.10 p.
Falls Ureek 4.17, Kt'ynoldHVllk'4 :, Hrookvl
6.U0, Ked Hank .:), I'lllBlmrn 11.110 p. m.
Trains marked rim dully i V dully, exor
Sunday t Hug station, whui-u Hlgtials iniiHt
shown.
Phlladolphla & Erie Kailroud UlvtHlon
C3
In effect March 24th, 1002. Trains loavo
Driftwood as follows:
EASTWARD
1:04 a m Train 12, weekdays, for Sunbury,
WllkfHbarre, llasleton, PottKvUle.Hi'riiuton,
llarrlsburK and llin Intorniedliite hIii-
tlons, arrtvlns at Phlladolplila b:SI p.m.,
. New York, 9:110 p. m.t Hnlilniore,H:(i0 p.m.!
WashlnRlon, 7:IA p. m I'lillman Parlor car
from WilllamnMirtto Phlladnlphla and piiH
seiiKer coairhes from Kiino to I'lilliuli'lplila
and Wllllamsuort to Hultlmore and Well
ington. JOHSONDURO UAII-ROAD.
a. m. WKKKDATS.
a. tn.
10 4ft ar Clermont lv
11 00
h 04
11 07
11 10
11 IH
11 20
11 28
11 40
12 01
10 88
10 8ft
io ai
10 2A
10 20
10 11
9 ftft
Woodvale
Qulnwood
Smith's Kun
lnstanter
Hlraluht
Glen lliixel
JoliiiHonburK
9 40 lv lildgwiiyar
, Uidqway & Clearfield Uailkoad
and Connections,
' p.m. p.m. a.m. a.m p.m. p.m.
7 30 lis 9 aft arRldnwarW 7001210 410
7 20 1 04 9 26 MlUllaven 7 10 12 20 4 20
7 w 1 ft4 II 1ft uroyland 7 21 12 80 i m
7 05 1 61 9 11 Short Mills 7 2.1 12 M 4 114
7 01 1 47 9 07 Blue Rock 7 2H 12 ail 4 117
6 67 1 411 9 02 Carrier 7 ail 12 40 4 41
47 1 83 8 68 Brockwuyv'l 7 411 12 60 4 ftl
(43 1 28 8 47 Lanes Mills 7 47 12 64 4 64
l 8 411 MeMlnn Unit 7M
8 85 111 111 lliirvHvuUn., 7 IU I III KIM
( 30 1 15 8 8.1 lvKallHU'kar 8 00 1 10 6 10
. 8 10 10ft 8 2ft lv PiiHolHar 8 1ft 12ft 6 11,1
I 80 1 13 6 68 ar Fa I InU'k Iv 8 10 1 20 6 10
6 12 12 62 6 44 Reynolduvllle 8 211 1 112 6 2T
3 12 24 t 10 Hrookvllle 8 60 1 Ml 6 Oil
4 60 11 47 Now Hotlil'm 9 30 2 88 6 41
4 06 11 10 Red Hank 10 10 8 20 7
1 30 t 00 Iv PltUburKar 12 118 5 30 9 4 1
p.m. a.iii. a.m. p.m. p.m. p.m.
lor time tables and additional Information
consult ticket agents.
J.B. HUTCHINSON J. H. WOOD,
. Oen Manager Uon. Pa sAgt
12:50 p. m. Trains, dally for Sunbury, Mar.
, rtHburg and principal Intermediate Htatlmm,
' arriving at Philadelphia 7:112 p. m.. New
Q York 10:23 p. m.. Hall Imore 7:110 p. in., Wah-
lngton 8:36 p. m. Vehtlbiilud parlor cura
unnu pnnnciiKtir COttCIlua, DunalO IO rilllaUUl
lphla and WaHhlngton.
:00 p. m. Train a, dally, for Har-
1lHn,irV finH InlAPInAHlulA nln,l... ...
living at Philadelphia 4:2A A.M.! New York,
,. ui.t uaiiiuiiiii,,.au n. m. waBUinifUltl
4.06 A. M. Pullman Sleeping cars from
llarrlsburfftoPhlludelnliiK mwt Mhk vni.
Philadelphia paHHengers can remain lu
sleeper undisturbed until 7:30 A. M.
11:06 p.m. Train 4,dally for Sunbury, Harris
burn and Intermediate stutlons. arriving t
Philadelphia, 7:22 A. M.j New York, 11:3.1
A. M. on week .daya and 10.38 a m. on Sun
day; Baltimore, 7:16 A. M.t Washington. H:30
A. si. ruiiman sleepers Triim Urle,
and Willlamsport to Thlladelohla. and
Wllllamaport to Washlngum. PassenKer
coac.nea mini nrie w 1 Uliauelpnia, and
WllllamsDOrtto Baltlmnra.
12:27 p.m. Train 14, dally for Sunbury, Harris,
burg and principal Intermediate tal lonii, ar
riving at Philadelphia 7:22 a. m., New York
9:83 a. tn. weekdays, (10.33 a. m., Sunday)
nam more I . ! m. m.t rraaningion, s:au a Dl.
Vsxtlbuled buffet sleeulng cars and nan.
souger coaches, Buffalo to Philadelphia and
nasniugwn.
WESTWARD
8:83 a. m. Train 7, dally for Buffalo via
emporium.
41:38 a. m. Train (. dally for Erie. Rldir
way, and week days for DuBols, Clermont
and principal Intermediate stations.
:50 a. m. -Train 8, dally iof Kris and Inter
mediate points.
1:46 p. m. Train 16, dally for Buffalo via
jLtuporium.
:6 p. m." Train 61, weekdays tot Kane and
latenueiuatesHkuiHW,
FIRST OF ALL EVICTIONS."!
Macrar Version nf tie Ripnlrfo
From the tJarden of Rilen.
Aniotiff I lio folklore of llm icnsnntrj)
of lliitiitmnlit niul some of tlio mtjoln
luvr Mimynr stntes of rnstorn Europe
Is fiiiiiul Ilic story of the expulsion of
our first pnrt'iits from the gnrricn of
Eden. It runs thus:
When Atliiin nnil Eve foil, flod sent
('alirlcl, the Mnitynr ntiKt'l, to turn
llii'in out of Eilon ns n puttlxhtnt'iit for
their sin. Onlirlel wns reeelved most
euurteoiiHly, food nnil drink of the
best lieliiR set tieforo him. Now, (In
tirlel linil a kind licnrt nnil tiHik pity
upon the poor folk nnil would not ne
eept their hoxpltnllty, rcineniherlnit his
err:ind. So he relumed nnd lii'Hiteil
thnt siinm one else lie sent to evict the
sinners, ns he renlly could not do It
The Itiiphnel, tlio Itouninnlnn nni;e1,
was sent nnil wns reeelved ns Onlirlel
hud been. He, however, wns very fond
of n Rood dinner, and so he snt down
nnd thorotiKlily enjoyed himself. Tho
fennt over, ho told tlio errlnic pnlr his
einil. They nt onee beRnn'to weep
imiHt plteoiiHly nnd ben for mercy.
Their bllter sorrow so touched his aft
er dinner heart tliut ho, too, returned
nnd iimVi'iI Hint sniiin 0110 else be sent,
ns he could not poxNllily turn out the
poor folk after nct'cptlng their hospital
ity. Then It wns that Michael, tlio
Hernia n nnnel, wns sent. He wns re
ceived ns the others by the trctnlilliur
pnlr nnil treated even more sumptu
ously. He snt down nnd enjoyed him
self till the 111 Mt inorsi'l of fix 11I had
vanished niul, there wasn't n drop of
llipior left. Then he 11 rose, nnd, turn
Iiir to his host nnd hostess, said, "Now,
then, out you ro, nnd be quick admit
It." Most pltcotiMly did Adam nnd Eve
he; nt least for time, even remlnillnu
li 1 111 that he had pnrtaken of their
bread. All In vnlti. Thus It was that
our llrst (in rent a were drlvcu out of
Eden.
BULLETS AS EVIDENCE.
Odd Farts Developed by TbrlrPrina.
Inenee In Mnrilrr Trials,
The Important part played In ninny
murder trials by a flattened and mis
shapen lilt of lead or steel, once In tho
form of n bullet, often lends to the de
velopment of some curious facts, says
the Italtitnore A morion n. A leaden bul
let will lose appreciably In weight by
beliiR llred, nnd the form of the barrel
may tend to reduce Its size. In a rifle
some of the lend Is taken off by the
grooves. The friction nlxo hents nnd
tends tn partially melt the outsldo of
the ball, and beenuse of this It chunges
Its shnpo In tho air.
One peculiar fact about a bullet Is
thnt It will very often make a wound of
entry smnller than the projectile Itself
even In so brittle a substance ns glass.
Another straiiKO fact nbout n bullet la
thnt It will often puss through Inter
vening clothing, making n hole that enn
hnrdly be noticed, nnd yet carry on Its
point n circular piece of cloth. The enr
rylng of bits of clothing, lialr or dirt In
to wounds in such n manner greatly
enhances the dangers of peritonitis.
Were it not for this latter contact tho
bullet would not he nenrly so danger
ous, ns its rnpld flight nnd heating
make it practically sterile.
lllaekeiied edges of wounds are more
likely to have been caused by a lend
bullet, although the hnll with a lend tip
could also produce this result. Regard
ing powder stains, smokeless or other
wise, nothing of great value Is to be
gn I nod when the shooting occurs at a
distance greater than twelve or fifteen
feet. At a recent trial a doctor stated
that from powder innrks on the face
he Judged thnt the shot bnd been fired
at a distance of not more than three
feet, which conclusion wns Inter bncked
up by tho assertion mndo on the stand
by tho prisoner himself. ,
Ilia Mother Took No Chances.
She wns a portly danio, with florid
complexion and voluminous skirts. She
wns walking majestically down Twenty-third
street, looking the picture of
content In the hand thnt held up her
skirt wna clasped a thin chain, much
like a dog chnln, but Instead of the
regulation poodle, pug or St. Chnrles
spaniel trotting along nt the other end
was a small boy of perhaps five years;
aud wheuever fascinated by the al
luring attractions along his routo the
maternal hand gave the chain a gentle
tug, and the small boy obediently an
swered the mute injunction. New York
Times.
Moon Inflnencea.
Many superstitious beliefs ns to the
"Influence" of tho moon still remain.
In some localities It la believed to be
uulucky to be empty handed when one
first beholds tho new moon, aud among
the samo people having silver lu tho
hands or gold In the pockets Is a "good
sign." If one is about entering ipon
an Important undertaking, he hnd best
defer proceedings until the moon Is
fulling" thut Is, until some tlmo be
tween "now" aud "full" moon.
Failure.
"I thought Spoonumore was going to
marry Miss Qarlinghorn, but I see she
bus let bliu get away." 1
"Yes; her father didn't appear to be
at all anxious for tha match, aud her
mother was a little too anxious. She
lost him on account of bad team work."
Chicago Tribune.
Their Friendly Way.
One of the worst things about fall
ing Into a hole Is the number of people
Who gather on the bank to point out
the routes you could have taken to
avoid fulling In. Atchison Globe.
Knowledge bumbleth the great man,
astonishes the common man and puffs
up the little man.
Health brings wealth more1 often than
wealth 'brings health. Saturday Even
ing Post
FIRST VIEW OF WHITE MEN
The Rlfie and Rarnlaa- Glass frlcnt
ened the Indians.
It Is smnll wonder thnt the first view
of a white man created terror ninong
the superstitious Indians. A striking
Instnneo of this occurred when the
Wallnwnlln Indiana first saw Cnptnln
Clark nf the Lewis nnd Clnrk expedi
tion. Thinking to propitiate tho sav
ages nnd nllny their fears of the white
men, he planned to visit a village of
the Wnllawnlliis before the arrival of
the rest of bis party.
With this end In view, he set out to
cross the Columhlit river In a canoe,
taking threo men with him. On the
way he shot a era no nnd a duck, both
of which fell near him. Ho landed be
fore five wlgwnms placed close to ench
other, but not a person wna visible,
and the doors, which wre of tunt,
were closed. Holding his pipe In hnnd,
ns an Indication of good will, ho push
ed aside one of the doors and entered
the lodge.
Inside were thirty men, women nnd
children huddled together In terror.
Ho went to them, shook each by the
hnnd nnd said some friendly words,
expressing by word and manner his
kindly feeling. Their apprehensions
were nllny oil until ho took out his
burning glass nnd lighted his pipe by
tlio rnys of tho sun. Consternation
ngilln prevnlled, nnd what might hnve
occurred but for the timely arrival of
two chiefs who knew tho white men
en nnnt be told.'
It seems that the Indians hnd not
seen Cnptnln Clark, but they had seen
the white crime which he hnd shot
fall Just before his appearance. They
hnd also seen tho duck fall nt his shot.
They connected the fall of the birds
with his ndvent nnd thought he had
fallen from the clouds.
The sound of the rllle, which they
hnd never before heard, they believed
wns n signal to announce the white
man's coming, flmnll wonder, then,
that their hardly allayed fears wpro
ngaln nrouscd when he brought down
lire from heaven by mentis of his burn
ing glass. Youth's Companion.
POULTRY POINTERS.
Lnrge roosters with small hens Is a
very poor combination.
Renlded milk and cooked rlco will
often stop diarrhea lu fowls.
Indigestion, one of the worst diseases
among poultry, Is often caused by sour,
moldy food.
Eggs Intended to be hutched In an In
cubator should never be allowed td be
come chilled.
In order to hnve poultry tender nnd
Juicy they must be fattened quickly.
Two weeks of good feeding are usually
sufficient
Uso plenty of lime In the poultry
bouse. It will kill lice, la a good dis
infectant, will purify tho nlr, It de
stroys vermin nnd prevents gapes.
One of the best wnys of feeding oats
to poultry Is to put them In a tub at
night, pour scalding water over them,
let them stand until morning and feed
them warm.
When the fowls are closely confined
or when the ground is covered with
snow, they must have bulky food. Cut
clover hay well steamed Is good, us
are also cabbuge leaves.
Some of Bnrna' Phrnaee.
Here are a few specimens of Hums'
happy phrases: "The best laid schemes
of mice and men gang oft agley;" "The
fear of hell 'a the hangman's whip, to
baud the wntch hi order;" "l'ut pleas
ures are like popples spread; you seize
the flower, Its bloom is shed;" "Oh,
wad some power the glftle gle us to
pee ourselves as ithers see us;" "Mnn'a
Inhumanity to man makes countless
thousands mourn;" "Nursing her wrath
to keep It warm;" "The mirth and fun
grew fast and furious;" "Whnt's done
we partly may compute, hut know not
what's resisted;" 'Trlnces and lords
aro but the breath of kings;" '"The
rank la but tho guinea stamp; a man's
a man for a that"
Hrmorlng Tumors Early.
If It were generally known amopg In
telligent peoplo thnt great numbers of
Innocent tumors sooner or Inter bo
come mallgnnnt and thnt malignant tu
mors ofton simulate benign tumors and
romnlu quiescent for a great while, tho
sufferers would unhesitatingly consent
to tho removal of theBe morbid growths
in their Inception, long before tho pos
sible advent of serious mischief, or
when the cure might be effected by mi
nor operations which would leave the
smallest scars, especially In such parts
as the face, neck, arms or hands. '
The Robber,
"I mndo an angel cake that was ele
gant aud one that was awful," said
Maud. "This Is the third, aud It will
decide as to whether or not I cun be
considered an expert"
"I could tell this, was the rubber,"
said Harry as he tried the cake. "It
tustes like It"
Insinuating.
"I didn't ring your fare up yet," said
the conductor, holding out bis hand.
"Oh, that's all right," whispered the
passenger who was trying to evade
paying. "Just keep It in your pocket
I won't till the company." Chicago
News.
Mercenary,
"But you doq't think he's mercenary,
papa?"
"Why, yes, I da I'm afraid be re
gards murrlage o A get rich quick
chemel" Puck.
Mo Comparison.
First Boy My mamma belongs to
ne of the first families.
Second Boy Pooh I That's 'nothing.
Mine belongs to one of the last faml-Ues.-Ufe.
1" ME REFUSED TO SELL.
Turner and Ills Orenl riot a re, "The
Bnlldlnsj nt Carthage."
When Turner exhibited his great pic
ture, "The Hulldlng of Carthnge," ha
wns disappointed becnuso It had not
been sold nt once at tho prlvnte view
and angry with the press for criticising
It severely. Sir Itobert Peel called up
on him..
"Mr. Turner," snld he, "I admire your
'Carthage' so much thnt I want to buy
It. I atn told you want D00 guineas for
It"
"yes." said Turner; "It was D00 guln
ens, but todny It's duo."
"Well," snld f.lr Hobert, "I did not
como prepared to give 000, and I must
think It over. At the snmo time It
seems to me thnt the chnngo Is an ex
trnordlnnry piece of business on your
part."
"Pons you please," snld Turner. "Ho
as you please."
After a few dnys Sir Itobert culled
ngaln upon the grent painter, "Mr.
Turner," be began, "although I thought
It n very extraordinary thing for ytm to
raise your price, I shall be proud to buy
that picture, nnd I nm prepared to give
you the 0(H) guldens."
"A hi" snld Turner. "It wns 000 guin
eas, but today It's 700."
Hlr Hubert grew nugry, nnd Turner
laughed. "I wns only In fun," ho snld,
"I don't Intend to sell the picture nt all.
It shall be my winding sheet."
For years be kept it In his cellar.
Then It wns brought up nnd hung In
his gallery, where It remained us long
ns he lived. When he died, ho left It
to tho nation. Youth's Companion.
Forcing the Pnce.
George Gordon, nil old Hcotchmnn nf
miserly hiiblls, wns dying. A neighbor
wild wns on friendly terms with the
old man's relatives ngreed to call on
the minister nnd beg him to try to
Induce the old fellow to tiuike n will.
Tho minister consented nnd nt length
persuaded the miser to nllow a lawyer
to be sent for.
Ity tho time he arrived the old man
wus rapidly sinking, but tho will wns
smartly drawn up and duly awaited bis
signature. Ho wns propped up lu bed
nnd managed to write "George Gor ."
Then he fell bnck exhausted.
An eager relative who stood by seized
tho pen nnd stuck It In tho dying man's
hnnd.
" '1),' Geordle, 'd,' " referring to the
next letter of tho signature.
The old man glared up wrnthfully.
"Dec?" ho snapped. "I'll dec when
I'm ready, ye avaricious wrntch!"
Somebody t.led.
A certain womnn has a husband who
hns done such a thing as to forget to
do what his wife had requested. The
other evening about 5 o'clock he came
home, nnd she went at him.
"John," she said, "did you tell that
expressman to como here this after
noon?" "Yes, Mary," he answered meekly.
"Well, he hasn't come."
"In thnt so?"
"Yes, it Is. Now, how do you ac
count for It?"
John gave tho mntter a few mo
ments' consideration.
"Well, my dear," he snld finally,
"either he's lying or I am, and to re
lieve us both from your suspicions I'll
Just step down to his place and aee
what's tho mntter." And the charita
ble John went to see tho expressman.
A Qnslatory Gem.
The chef wns Ignorant of the pres
ence of the cnnnlbnl king, who eyed
hi in critically, while a. sunny smile
danced gnyly over his dimpled fea
tures. Buddenly the chef became awara
of bis presence aud said as he most
artistically salaamed:
"I would have your majesty know
that I have Just created a formula for
soup that shall win an Instant Im
mortality." "And what may It be?" asked the
monarch Impatiently. "I never was an
expert In the art of guessing, and I
would know the name of your new de
coction." . ,
And the chef, appreciating the king's
Interest und bis own Importance, sa
laamed aguin and replied:
"Mock missionary." New York
Times.
A Doll For n God.
The ancient ICgyptlans believed that
the spirit of their greatest god, Osiris,
dwelt among them In the form of a
pure white bull mnrked by a certain
sign. Herodotus mentions two of these
signs a black euglo on the hack nnd a
black forehead with a square of white
In Its center. These creatures when
found were worshiped during life and
mum ml II ed after death. The New York
Historical society has one of these
"bull gods," a flue mummy from the
temple of Serupls.
tlopefal.
There was a very small audience
present and tt was rapidly dwindling
away. On the stuge tho hero and hero
Vie are holding a rendezvous.
Hero to Heroine Are we alone?
Heroine (thinking of the audience)
Not yet. There are two fellows near
the door who ,100k as If they might be
able to sit through another act
Their Tale of Bliss.
Georglaua Julia and Jack don't stay
out at their new country place at alb
George Why?
"Ob, they want to be In town all the
time to tell everybody how much they
like It out in the country." Life.
J net For s Lnrlc
Babbit Hunter Do you like birds?
Bird Hunter Sure! I love 'em I
Rabbit Uuuter -Tbt'n eat my rabbit
for a lark. Harvard Lampoon.
Tbt martyrs to vice far exceed the
martyrs to virtue, both la endurance
Od number. Ool ton.
TRAILING THE QrtOUSE.'-
Tracking the Birds en Snow WKhoal
Dog la Good Sport.
There Is one form of grouse shooting
for which I ccufess a weakness. This
Is still hunting, or trailing the birds on
the snow. When a new snow falls, the
woods are like so much clean pnper,
and tho furry nnd fenthered folk are so
ninny unintentional scribblers. Here a
wood mouse dotted along, drngglng bis
tn II ; yonder a tin re passed at speed,
scared by the red rnscnl that made
these doglike trucks. Smnll triangles
show where squirrels have traveled
from nest to storehouse, and Inrgcr
triangles bet ray where the cottontails
held conference till a soundless winged
owl broke up the meeting.
And here, amid the tan leaved dwnrf
bushes, Is something, Oho! Tin very
sight of It makes you grasp the gun
tighter, nnd you begin to peer ahead
nnd to lirentho a bit faster. Those
trim prints running yonder In true linn
wero mndo by a grouse. Cnreful, now
It's fresh an Lookt Did you not
see that brown thing dart from the
stump to that tuft of dried fern and
bush? Sternly, now! Ho must be
ight there before you, and he'll -i
straight away to
VWhur-r-r!" almost behind you.
"Why, bow the" lllng! Ilimg!
Good boy! The first loud 's In thnt
mnple fifteen ynrds from your noso,
but tho quick second did the business.
As to how the ahem! he got almost
behind you when you hnd seen him
directly lu front that's n way ho hns.
Edwyn Sandys In Outing.
The Crow Thnt Wears n Fool's Cap.
The following clever wny of keeping
crows nwny from' a gralnlleld Is used
by the former of Holland:
Ho makes somo smnll caps of stout
paper nnd smears around the Inner side
of the mouth of ench somo bird time or
other sticky stuff. In these he puts
some grains of coin nnd stands them
about his llelds by pressing their points
Into soft earth.
When the crow finds one of these
paper caps, he thinks himself In grent
luck until he nttempts to peek nt the
tempting grain, when, to bis astonish
ment, be finds the enp attached to his
head a regular fool's cap which will
not even nllow him to see what course
to take If he files up.
However, ho succeeds In reaching
somo coarse grass or bushes nnd after
much bewildered scrambling und Hup
ping nbout gels his bend out of this un
desirable cap mid ever afterward
avoids the field where there are more
of them.
Adam's Birthday.
Formerly Oct. 2.'l wns regiirded ns
Adam's birthday. Theologians of the
Sixteenth nnd seventeenth centuries
wasted much scholarship In efforts to
settle both the manner nnd the date of
creation. Dr. John Light foot, vice chan
cellor of Camhrldgo, a Hebrew scholar
of European reputation, published a
statement to tlio effect thnt, nfter yearn
of research, he had succeeded In dis
covering tho precise moment when tho
earth "rose out of chaos" nnd man
mndo his appearance upon It. This
learned divine declared thnt "heaven
and earth, center and circumference,
wore created nil together In the same
Instant and clouds full of water," and
thnt "this work took place and man
was created by the Trinity on Oct. 23,
41004 11. C, at 0 o'clock in the morning."
Alexander's Miserable End.
At a period when most men who suc
ceed nre Just beginning to mount the
first stepping stone of success Alexan
der the Great was at the summit of bis
power. With a trained force of less
than 40,000 men be hnd over run all of
what was then considered the civilized
part of Asia and also Egypt He over
threw army nfter army Immeasurably
his superior In numbers so swiftly that
tbo world was dazzled by the rapidity,
scope and mugnltudo of his achieve
ments. Ho was looked upon as a sort
of demigod. And yet even he was sigh
ing because there were no more worlds
to conquer. He perished miserably aft
er a prolonged debauch. Ills mighty
empire melted like a mist under the in
fluenco of tho rising sun and his life
work went apparently for nothing.
He Didn't Bny.
"Waal, some ways I'd like to an'
some ways I guess I wouldn't," said
honest Farmer Iientover when the
suave dispenser of encyclopedias bud
paused lu his siren song. "Ye see, If I
was to sign fer that 'ere cyclopedee In
forty-seven parts, Incltidln' tho Index
an' appendicitis, I'm sorter afraid I'd
hev to work so bard to pay fer It thet
I'd be too tired to enjoy readln' it.
while if I read it at my lcesure, as I'd
ort to, In order to git the good of It,
I wouldn't bev time to earn the price,
60, all thlnga considered, I guess I'll
bev to deny myself the privilege, as It
were. Looks sorter like rain off to the
northwest, don't it?" Judge.
A Stamper.
"Papa," snld Tommy Trendway.
"Now, Tommy," replied Mr. Tread
way, "I aball only answer one more
question today. So be careful what
you ask."
"Yea, papa."
"Well, go on."
"Why don't thy bury tho Dead
ear .
Discouraging Concession
"Do you tbluk you could be happy
with a man like me?" said Willie Well
ington earnestly.
"Oh, yes," answered Miss Cayenne
after a pause, "I think so If he wasn't
too much like you." Washington Star.
atural Sequence.
"He seems down on everybody these
days. Whut's the matter, do' you
think?"
"Ob. he's down on bis luck."-De-
trolt Free Press.
Almonds and Raisins. .
Nuts are the proteld kings among
fruits. It Is 011 them thnt the apes
mnllitnln much of their vigor. Thus
the almond ran bo thoroughly masti
cated or else pounded or milled. It Is
rich In oil ns well ns In proteld.
Almonds and raisins, which aro so
often taken after a full meal, are,
like cheese, absolutely a complete meal
In themselves, so great Is our Ignorance
about food values. It Is said of the
almond: Nut cream Is recommended
for brain workers. It la mndo ns fol
lows: Pound In a inortnr or tnlnee fine
ly threo blnnciied almonds, two wal
nuts and two ounces of pine kernels.
Steep overnight In orange or lemon
Juice. This cream should be mnde
fresh dnlly nnd may bo used In the
place of butter. Milk of nlmonds Is
mndo of kernels finely minced, with
boiling water ndded. Almonds roust
ed to the color of' amber nre delicious
to rat with biscuits or brend nnd but
ter. Grated In a nut mill they are good
to serve with any kind of stewed fruit
They are useful medicinally beenuse
of their soothing mid emollient proper
ties. They should alwnys he blanched
lu hot water, tho skins being indigesti
ble.
Von Moltke's Simplicity.
Once while traveling General Moltke
entered 11 smnll Swiss hotel, nnd ns tho
bend wnlter saw his gaunt figure stalk
ing In, wrapped In a worn out, dusty
cloak, carrying an old leather sntchel,
he measured his wealth by his looks
and ordered his assistant to show him
ton smnll room In the uppermost story.
As ho wns making himself comfort
able In the attic 11 not her usslstnnt came,
as Is customary there, to ask the silent
stranger his name nnd rank.
Tbo consequence wns thnt a few min
utes Inter Hie proprietor. In full dress,
uppenred nt the door of the tittle to In
form his excellency thnt n better iroom
hnd Just been vncnted.
"Give thnt to my servnnt" replied
Moltke, "when ho comes with my enr
rlnge. This Is good enough for me."
And ho remained.
Cnshlng's Chnlr For Visitors.
Caleb Cunning desired people to keep
at a dlstnnce from hi 111 while talking,
nnd many of his cullers had a habit of
grndunlly moving their chnlr nenrer to
him during n conversation. So one day,
having been very much annoyed in that
way, he sent for a carpenter and mnde
him fnsten two pieces of board to the
legs of tho chnlr nnd then screw It to
the floor at the plnce where he wanted
people to sit. When It wns done, he
contemplated It with a smllo and re
marked: "I guess I have got them now.
They can't blow their bnd breath In
my fuco nny more."
Thnt chnlr raised a Inugh on ninny
a visitor. fvho, nfter several Ineffectual
attempts to move It forward, would,
on looking closer, find It f listened to
the floor.
Collar Is Good to Ent.
"Collar" is the unusual name applied
tn Kngland to n preparation of meat
that Is only slightly different from one
often served here. Equal parts of cold
cooked hum nnd tongue nre put through
the mout chopper and nfterward pound
ed to a paste, 11 little dry mustard ndd
ed and tho whole heated. When warm,
press down In a bowl, put on a weight
and let stand to get cold and pack into
form. Slice thin and serve at luncheon
or supper. Harper's Ha 7.11 r.
Reform mocked.
"Look here." suld the reforming hus
band, "we must have things arranged
In this house so that we shall kuow
Just where everything Is kept."
"With all my heart." sweetly an
swered his wife, "and let us begin with
your Inte hours, my love. I should
dearly llko to know where they are
kept"
He let things run on as usual.
flood Reason.
Iilohbs Why was the engagement
broken off between Harduppe and Miss
BJoncs?
Blobbs I believe they canto to the
conclusion thnt her Income wasn't large
enough to support them both. Phila
delphia Record.
The spoon Is very ancient and many
fine specimens nre in existence that
were used by the Egyptians tn the
seventeenth century B. C.
N,
HANAU
I am closing out my stock of dry goods nnd clothing and ladles
and gents' furnishing goods at 23 por cent loss thao cost. 'Am
going to quit business.
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Hfi,; rlrMHs sowl, - - Bfio
7.1c flrHHH kimhIs, fita
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iV Cashmere 24c
8(ic rasiimure 47'4c
Ikc riiilils 12c
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f 1 211 Ilnmllclotli - . 9ftc
il.ui silks 7fc
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aocrlllk., . 4Sc
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hc Hrunh ninriinr - 7c
' V llruvh Hliiillng - - 4c
2.tc Talile Mnun 20c
Anc table linen 40c
700 table linen NIC
Hue butcher's linen 22c
40c butclier's linen 8Uc
ftc cambric llnlnir - 4c
60c ladles' sliln waist 4Uc
CLOTHINO.
In black andiblue,
clay worsted.
square and round
41 VK) nulls
$14,011 suits
12.00 suits
110 00 suits
H.OO suit
5.00 mils
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cut suits.
$11.00
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550
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H.OO nulls 8.25
7.50sults 5.00
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B.llO.ult ... 4.00
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M $.7$
Some People Can't
Eat Bread.
Bread Is reputed to be the
"staff of life." Yet there are
some people who never eat
bread.
We allude to this because of
a curious parallel fact la medi
cine. We recommend Vlnoj
tnd sell It on 1 guarantee of
money back if It does not bene
fit the user. We don't expect
Vlnol to help everybody. Yet,
' strange to say, out of every one
hundred bottles sold, less than
two per cent, proved unsatis
factory'. In other words, ninety
eight out of every hundred
found Vlnol of valuemany of
them great value.
We want to say that If you
are run-down, weak, too thin,
ailing, with bad stomach, poor
appetite, cough, nervousness,
that we think Vlnol will help
you.
H. ALEX. STOKE
DRUOOIST.
Mall orders supplied. Ono dollar per
bottle express prepaid.
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