THE PIES THAT Bomstlms when appetite la shy, nnd noth ing iahiiii to flt. When of the dalutu-s Hint abound I on not put bit 1 feel on Inward hankering, which always mokes mn slirli, With loosing fur a generous plees of mothers homs-msile l, I (ante attain Ha Onkjr crust. Just melting on my tongue. Fond memories of Its goodness for years to me hare elungs Could I but choose Just what I'd eat, why you can bet I'd take A pie nar. half dor.cn plrs-llke mother used to make. When mother mails mines pies for us, she did not buy a brd'k Of some strange compound at the store, enoiiuh to make us sick i Bhe peeled the Juicy apples, the fattest raisins popped Into the fragrant, spier mess, and chopped and chopped anil chopped l And moistened It with elder or orange Juice or wine. And stirred aunln, and tasted, and pro nounced it ry line i And when the pie plates all were filled, and some began to bake Gee Wnlttnker! 1 smell those pies that mother used to muke. rAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM A fin lITltl limn w mum uu Liiu L V V By ALEC. J. It was a Saturday afternoon In the early part of November, 1870. The good hip Morning Light was lying at an chor opposite a large lumber mill on the Salwln River in Uritlsh llurma. The work of loading the teak-wood logs had been discontinued for the day, and the crew had just finished wash ing down the decks, for the next (lay was a veritable day of rest, and every part of the ship must be clean and tidy before hnocklng-off time. Moored alongside the vessel were large rafts of teak-wood, ten logs to a raft, all well secured by ropes made fast to the otiter logs and hauled taut, and hitched inboard to the pin-rail. TheBe rafts made convenient floating' stages for the crew to wash and bathe on, and on this particular afternoon, as soon as the men had finished work, they swarmed over the rails and hand over hand down the mooring ropes, and were soon deeply Immersed In river-water and soap-suds. To the westward the sun was slow ly sinking behind a threatening bank of clouds that betokened a heavy rain storm close at hand. On the river bank the lumbering, ungainly ele phantB, the working corps of the saw mill, were tramping slowly homeward from their evening bath; and on dock two tired, impatient youngsters were hurriedly polishing the brass work, eager to complete their task and get to their washing before the storm came on. One of these boys was the writer, then on his first, voyage; the other was Phil Daly, ray chum and fel low victim to the tyranny of the petty officers in whose berth-room we were quartered. With a "wipe and a promise" we finished our brass-work, hurriedly dis posed of some cold tea and hardtack, and dropped down on the raft with our bundles ot dirty clothes as the last of the men climbed over the rail Inboard. It was almost dark as we dipped the first pieces of our washing, laid them down well soaped on the outside log, and proceeded to pound the dirt out of them with a heavy stick In the na tive fashion. Our only companion was the skipper's dog. Rover, who, con trary to all nautical etiquette, had bounded down the captain's side-ladder and Joined us on the raft. The heavy rain-clouds had by this time entirely overspread the sky, the Wind was whistling fitfully through the rigging, and now and again sheet lightning gleamed brightly along the horizon. Silently and rapidly we pounded and rinsed, rinsed and pound ed, in our efforts to get back on dock before the rain fell. But, swift as we were, the elements Were swifter. With a deafening crash and a blinding glare that seemed to scorch the eyeballs, the storm was up on us. The rain descended in slanting sheets before the fierce, squall, and flath followed flash, and peal followed peal, until the sky was one blazing, thunderous chaos. In the lull that followed the out burst of (the storm I beard a sharp, startled cry from my companion and, as the lightning again blazed forth I saw that the palls in which were our washed clothes, had slid from the log and were floating off down-stream. Al ready they were carried far beyond our reach by the force of the wind. Picking up a boat-hook that lay near, we ran to the rear raft. Casting oft the after mooring rope ire pushed with hands and boat-book until that end ot the raft swung clear of the ship's counter and almost into the track of the approaching buckets, Then running across to the outer corner, we cast out our boat-book and carefully hauled them In. But the shout of triumph bad hardly left our lips when the forward moorlng-rope part' eo witn tne strain, the raft swung round broadside to the current and dropped astern, and the hull of the ahip rapidly disappeared In the gath ring gloom of the storm. We shouted for help, but we might as well have saved our breath. The ahip was already a good cable's length away, and the storm bad driven all bands below to their snug quarters, It might be hours before we were miss ed, and then I might as well confess that our first impulse was to He down and bave a good cry, for we were then little more than children.' But the dog kept bounding from one to the other of us, seemingly enjoying the new and strange situation, and finally the boyish spirit of adventure MOTHER MADE. No matter what the filling, 'twas sura to be the beat, Though we said sometimes that pumpkin was king of all the rest, One thing that greatly pleased us was that each could eat his fill, With no fear of Indigestion, or a lengthy doctor's bill, There always was a-plenty, for mother knew the crowd And the appetites they carried and gener ally allowed. Borne nights In dreams 1 see the rows I oh I bow 1 hate to wake And find the pies hare vanished, that mother used to make. My friends and neighbors call me mighty lucky chnp t They any, ' He has a barrel," and need only turn the lap To bur what ever he may wish." You est, they do not know That money will not buy the pies, the pies of long ago. And I sometimes think with envy of a little barefoot boy, Who hmln't any money, but a heart brimful of Joy, With Just two Ihlnps to comfort him, for evory pnln and ache : A kiss, nnd then a piece of pie, that mother used to make. Helen Combes, In Collier's Woekly. oaimu luiw. CHANT. conquered all morbid feelings, Rtid we prepared to make the best of a bad predicament. As If to cheer us up a little the storm had abated almost as rapidly as It had risen, and as we swept round the first bend below the ship the thunder and lightning died away, the rain, ceased, the clouds disappeared as if by magic, and the stars tame out clear and bright ' Our first move was to provide some m niis of steering our craft so that we might b able to make the shore and avoid being carried out to sea. Uu lashing one of the crosspleces of scantling that held the logs together, we had a strong If rather clumsy steer-lng-oar, and by adroit sculling, ajded by the force of the five-knot current, W3 soon brought the raft within fif teen yards of the bank. Rut here we found to our disappoint ment that the water shoaled sudden ly with a bottom of slimy black mud. Seemed that it was impossible to reach the shore with our craft, and being unwilling to tempt fate by wad ing or swimming In the dark in an alllgator-haunt-Ml stream, we sat down on the logs and contented ourselves for the present with keeping as near the bank as tho depth would allow. As we sped along, strange sights and hounds greeted us. Under the deipp fol Ihg? of the trees will-o'-the-wisps Dashed to and fro, the every patch of bushes that overhung the stream was aflame with dancing myriad of fireflies. The short, sharp bark ot the Jackals, the croaking of tree-toads and the weird hooting ot owls made a noctur nal chorus that grated on our nerves, while every now and' again the pro longed howl of some large beast of prey or the splash of a heavy body falling Into the river made, ub start to our feet with a fresh realization ot the dangers ot rur position. Thus we floated along hour' after hour, steering and dozing by turns. Gradually the current became less swift as the river began to feel the full pressure of the flood-tide from the bay. About midnight the sky again became overcast, the thunder crashed and rolled, the lightning flashed ath wart the heavens, and the rain came down in torrents. Just as one very bright flash lighted 'the scene and showed us that we were nearing the point where the river widened out to an estuary, a midden shock threw us on our faces. The forward end of the raft rose clear of the water; then it swung round with the tide and hung there. We picked ourselves up and Ulooked obout us, only to find that our craft had stuck hard and fast on a snag of old roots firmly grounded In the bed of the river. We unlashed another rrossplece and poled with all our strength, but In vain. We succeeded only In pushing the raft onto the snag until the lower end was entirely submerged and our position was rendered more precarious than ever. If there was little fear now of drift' Ing out to sea, there was still less chance of getting to shore. By the glare ot the lightning we could see a number ot dark objects floating around us that we knew were alliga tors, and it .was certain that they would seize us the moment we entered the water. Retreating to the higher side of our raft we cowered down, cold and wet, to wait for daylight and the rescue we hoped would como with It; for we knew that as soon as our ab send out a boat's crew In search ot sence was discovered the captain would us. But the adventures of the night had not yet come to an end. The weary hours had dragged along until nearly five o'clock when Rover, who bad been cuddled between us, suddenly rose to his feet and, tremb ling in every limb, stood pointing at something on the farther end of the raft Following his gaze we could dimly make out a dark round object like a small coil of heavy hawser, About a foot above It, apparently suspended in the air, were two bright, bead-like points of light that sparkled like diamonds In the glare of the lightning. Rover crouched lower and lower, the hair on bis back standing up like bristles. Then with a long, low whining cry be sprang quickly away from us toward those mysterious points of light Another vivid flash lighted up for a moment the raft and its surroundings, and showed" ui our dog almost within striking distance of a huge python, . Our warning cry as we sprang to our feei seemed to break the. spell that bound him, for, with an agonized howl, Rover swerved to one side and sprang far out into the river. Whera he sank the water was churned Into foam by the lashing tails of the alli gators as they fought over their prey. Then the ripples gradually died away, and a few flakes of blood-red foam were the only traces left ot the trag edy. Wj fell back on the raft overcome with terror at the poor dog's fate; but a strange fascination compelled us to turn our gaze on the hideous ftnd dangerous reptile that had forced Its compnnlonshlp upon us. There It lay, colled up on the logs not more hnn flften foet from us. Its rmall, flat bead reared above the huge roil, and waving to and fro with a rhythmic mo- Ion that seemed almost to hypnotize It was only by a strong effort of will-power that we at last averted our eyes, and turned to look about tia. The lightning thnt had revealed nur prim companion must have been the Inst flash of the storm, for the clouds had cleared awny, the stars bad come out and were already beginning to pale 'fore the advancing light of dawn. With lightened henrts wo turned gnln to look at the) python and found, to our horror, that he had moved up nenrer to us. He was nearly ten feet in length, and at least nine Inches hrough the thickest part of IiIb body. tiarmed, we were no mutch for him, n our rear were the river and the alligator?; we could retreat no farther unless we wished to share the fate of poor Hover. Po overcome were we by a sense of our helplessness and the horror of the Itiintlun that 1 believe if the python mil nil valued nnv nearer, we should have Jumped from the raft to be torn to pieces by th nlllgators. But iust hen we heurd a loud shouting, and ooklng down-stream we saw a na tive flshlng-boat, manned by a crew of wild-looking, half-naked But mans, skimming towmu us under the Im pulse of a half a dozen long, paddle- shaped swei m. We would have welcomed anything In tho shape of a rescue party, even tad we known them to be cannibals; and as the boat grated alongside the raft, we sprang forward with the In tention of boarding her at once. Hut we started back in alarm as the py thon kUi'.-iI up io tho boat and slid over the gmir. ntt Into I ho uternshcets. The men, Instead of showing any fear, seemed to rejoice In the advent of this strange passenger; and It was only af ter a protracted welcome to his snake ship that they again turned ithelr at tention to us. In pldgln-Engllsh the men at the helm invited us to get in and go ashore with them to their tillage, which was now plainly In tight among the trees on the farther bank. But the pres ence of the snake, and the longing greedy looks th9 men cast on our raft, made us hesitate, and as we hung back a hearty British cheer startled us, and we turned round Just la time to grasp the gunwale of cur gig and steady her alongside. Then the boatswain and four others of our shipmates tumbled on the raft and fairly hugged us In their Joy at finding us alive and well The Burmans had shoved off with their python as our boat came along side, and were already well on the way to their village. As we lay back, wait ing for the flood-tide to set, that we might get the raft off and tow It back to the ship, the boatswain told ub how the native fishermen make a domestic pet ot the python or subba-gyee, as they call it, and use him as a barometer when they go fishing. He will remain colled up comfortably In the bow of the boat until u storm is coming on when he promptly slips overboard and heads for the shore. The fishermen then make sail and follow him with all possible celerity. The pet subba-gyee is fed on a diet of rlco and eggs, end lives In the house very companlonably with tho cat and the baby. This, of course, explained the situation as tar as the snake was concerned, but It did r.ot in the least mitigate the horrors of the past night And to this day, whenever I partake too freely of an unusually heavy sup. per, the subba-gyee and the allgators are generally part and parcel ot the dream-horrors that visit my restless couch. We towed tho raft back to the ship, and the skipper was so pleased to have us all back safe and sound that Pbil and I escaped with a very mild reprimand. Youth's Companion, MTVIIit Animals" of Kna-lanct. A corespondent thinks that some one ought to write an account of "the wild animals of Great Britain." A horse which escaped from Colchester bar racks wra actually able to roam at large for a month before being recap tured. It Is cot long since that sportsman shot five storks at Torts. mouth, and thought that he had made a valuable zoological dlscovory until he found that they had Just escaped from Sanger's circus, and, owing to a similar accident, a tiger an animal not usually Included In the fauna of Ireland was discovered on an island. In the Shannon. There is an Ulan story, our correspondent adds, of a hunting man coming upon a loose panther in thlt way and going home to bed under the impression that be had delirium tremens. Pall Mull Os .ette. Where Marrlnses Are Cheap. A man can be married In Melbourne cheaper than in any other port of the world. Ministers advertise In the pa pers against each other. One minister offers to unite loving couples for 10s. ,6d., another for 7s, 6d., and so on down to 2s. 6d. In some cases wedding break fasts and rings are supplied. Ration lur the Ifalry uw. The loluwlng rations are suggested by Professor 11. J. Waters of the Mis souri Agricultural college: Corn and rob meal six pounda, wheat meal Ave pounda, gluten or cottonseed meat S 1-2 pounds, cowpea, alfalla or clover hay six pounds; another rntlon In eight to 12 pounds corn and coh meal, with all the alfalfa or cowpea liny the rows will eat; the third ration In eight pounds corn and rob meal of seven pounds corn meal, foul pounds cotton- sped or gluten meal. To all iho above ullons add as much Uruw. corn fodder or sorghum hay as the cows will eat. It niURt be remembered that these nm ou ii Is are simply suggestive. Rome ows will require inucii larger n"- tltles, while others will nut utilize these amounts prolltnbly. The period cf locnilon will have much to do with it. Toward the end, of tho milking period the flow begins to dec rease atitl it may be ndvlpiihbj to reduce the al lowance somewhat Increasing tlm Heef Supply. It is veiy plainly seen tuat In the rapid narrowing of the western cattlo ranges In public land by entry and set- lenient, that the Increase of beef must c.me from some other source. What Is it? As plainly It Is a Tact that this Inc rease must como through pure bred nttle. The country tan come to this as certainly as it did to pure bred swine, which is the ruin now, and not the exception, as in beef cattle. Pure blood will increase the )fpf supply by making 12u0 to 1400 cattle In 24 months, whereas such beef now re quires, as a rule, 30 mouths. That Is, the same acres which now produce teed stuffs for 1,IRH pounds ot best will, wllh pure cattle, produce 1500 pounds ot heef, though growing no more grain or forage. But another condition to ward which we are moving rapidly, and which of course must add In a marked measure to the additional In crease In beef production, Is thnt ot leedlng a balanced ration. Indlanu Farmer. Destruction of Wreiln. There are two classes of weeds those that tome from seeds and those which are propagated principally by means of their rools. Weedr which spring up from seeds can be destroyed by successively bringing the seeds In Hie soil to tho stirfaco, where they ger minate. The seed3 of some weeds have preal vitality and remain In the soli lor years. Boine are enclosed in clods nnd are retained for another seuson, but when the clods are broken and the weed seeds exposed to warmth rear the surface, they are put out of existence by tho harrow as soon as bey germtunte, for which reason It Is impossible to dear a piece ot land from weeds In a eeabon unless every elod Is pulverized. The oft-repented Inquiry; "From whenco come the weeds?" may be answered: 'From the clods." The weeds that spring from roots are cut up, checked and prevented from growing by irequent cultivation, because they cannot exist for a great length ot time unless per mitted to grow. If no leaves are al lowed In mich plants they perish from suffocation, because they breathe through tho agency of the leaves. The advantages derived by tl3 soil In the work of weed destruction reduces the cost of watfnre on the weeds for ev ery time the harrow or cultivator Is need the manure Is more Intimately mixed with the soil, moro clods are trolten, a greater proportion of plant food is offered to th? roots, the loss of moisture is loss?r.ed and the ca- pacity of the plnnU of the crop to se cure more food is increased. The cost of tho destruction of weeds should not be charged to the accounts of a tingle year only, as thorough work during the season Tiny obliterate the vtetls entirely, or so reduce their nuni her as to make the tost of their de struction during succeeding yearB but a trifle. Philadelphia Record. Instructive Crape Worms. Several bulletins have baan Issued In recent years both by tho state ex periment station and the department of agriculture, railing particular at tention to the graperoot worm which has proved a most formidable foe to the grape vineyards cf tho great Chau tauqua belt in New York. The worm has also made Its appearance in other ' grape-growing sections of the country, and the total damage amounts to many thousands of dollars every year. The worbt damago done by the worms is to the roots of the grapevine. The beetles teed on the leaves of the vinos, but the grubs eat at the roots of the vines until they gradually lost vital ity and die. The appearance ot a vine thus attacked is puzzling to the grow er, for there U no apparent reason for its slow decay. Tho question of con trolling the past and exterminating it is not one easy to solve. The young grubs burrow Into the soli, and their btesent there cannot easily be detected until the vine has been permanently injured. One method of limiting their work is to destroy the beetles when they make their appearance on the leaves. They can bo Jarred from the vine and destroyed once or twice a week, and by this method far fewer grubs will appear in the ground to In jure the roots. The young grubs when attacked move rapidly and disappear In the ground, and it is almost impos sible to destroy them. Exepertments should be made by spraying the soil vnder the vines with crude petrollum oil or. some lnscetlclde. It Is possible that a little precaution like this will keep the grubs away from the roots if it will not kill them. What Is needed Is a little Individual experiment on the part of all the grape growers whera tne grubs fcppear. It has been found that chickens greedily eat the beetles nnd grub, and turning- loose flocks ot hens In the vineyard In the summer may have a distinct effect In keeping down the pests. Experiments are now being extensively canted on, and fur ther reports will appear later. Prof, fl. N. Doty, In American Cultivator. Menlng Milk. Although milk can turn ropy under a temperature falling close to frost luie, yet warm weather favors Its fre quency. U Is useless to blame It upon tho cow as so many do. The roplness cf milk Is raused by a specific bacillus In tho milk or cream, which bacillus Is brought out of streams and reaches tho milk first by either washing the milk vessels In the water, or the mud iiilhertng to tne tow, nnd tho mllkninu biting It get Into the milk. The ba cillus once started strongly, will cling to the milk vessels, the cream pitcher or bottle Indefinitely, unions they are thoroughly cliatiRed each time after tif-lng, nd tho only right way to do this when the r'lk gets ropy Is to sub merge them sll each time for not lets thnn five minutes In boiling water. 1-ook phpecially to the Htralner; half the. time it Is respottflble for the ropy condition of the mill;. Po not bl:im? the milkmen and ruin his trade with your complain, h until first you are Biire the lack of rleanllness, In this respect, c'oc'S not ile with your own neglect In not scalcilnq out in it should be, tho reteptncle you keep Ihe milk In after If brings It to you. Milk never ropes until it has ntix.il for several hours, long enough to give the bacilli time to get In their work. 1'nless we know exactly what and where the milk comes from, as to the health of tho cows, and carefulness of the dairyman, It is Just as well to pasteurize the milk ourselves. This Is done by putting the vessel containing It into one containing water brought to and kept at a temperature of 155 degrees, for from 10 to 20 minutes, stirring the milk often to distribute the heat evenly thiough It. This temprjrs lure kills practically Rbout all t!ie dang crous suhstnntvs In It, and when cooled r.tlll leaves It with tho fresh milk flavor, tunning the heat higher will give it the cooked flavor, and injures its di gestibility. To keep milk fresh for cloys, put It Into bottles, the bottles into a saucepan of cold water, piad tially bring to a boll, instantly rork, put back into the water and bring to a boll again, allowing It to boll for a minute or two, let gradually cool In the same water, fasten the corks In so that no air possibly can touch the milk. Agrlc uKural Optimist Autumn Tree riantlng. The season for tree planting again approaches, and we feel called upon to again urge the imnortance of doing this In the fall, of the year. Tho ad vantages of plnntlnir at this season ore so many and so important that we again enumerate them: Firsst P.ettor trees cp.n be obtained at. the nurseries now than In the fining. Often all the best trees are sold In the fall, and only second and third prude stock left for those who leave their orders until spring. Second The dangor of substitution of varieties at the nursery is less In the autumn than In the spring. Very fre quently all the varieties are sold a', the nurseries for fall delivery. Third The nurserymen have more time to dig and pack their stock at this season thun In the spring. Mistakes, hence, are now less liable to occur, tiecs are dug with better and larger roots, they are better packed, and the weather Is also generally more favor able for the handling of the young stock after It Is dug. All these are advantages at the nur ktIcb. At the farm there are also ad vi.ntage3. There Is moro llmi to plant the trees '.lesurely and with cure. Fall planted trees will generally ull grow, while It Is nearly curtain that some planted In the spring will die. The treo planted lit the fall at otce begins to prepare for growth the next season. Even If new roots are not formed, the cut roots lurm callouses which throw out root lets on the earliest warm days In vprlng. Then the earth settles Itself ehout the rootlets, ind dry weather It. the spring will havs no effect on tho r.ewly planted stock. To illustrats this point: The pres ent season we placed an order for a r.umber ot fruit and ornamental trees. Although the order was placed early, the trees reached us very late, with the result that more than half of thrjn failed to grow. Generally a better growth will b" obtained the first year from fall planted trees. It Is well again to call attention to the importance ot purchasing trees ot reliable dealers. If an agent is dealt with ho should be required to show that be really has authority to sell for the nursery ne clairrs to represent. It is not generally safe to purchase of dealers who have no nurseries, for the danger of substitution Is in such cases greater than when the order is placed direct with ihe nursery firm. It is well, also, to remember that many varieties of fruits hove strictly local values. The best persons to make up a list ot fruit trees lor one are those In the neijhbornood who are success ful growers of fruit. a final caution to the buyer: Make a maD of the orchard, marking on It r.ot only the name of each tree, but also the firm of whom purchased. This will enable' one to locate the dealers who make fubstituticos In orders, for while one cannot but be disappointed to find in his orchard trees he did not order, still. It is a satisfaction to be able to place one's bands upon the firm which made tbo substitution. Dr. George O. Groff. In New York Tri bune Farmer. THE JEFFERSON SUPPLY COMPANY Being the largest distributor of General Merchandise in this vicinity, is always in Fositlon to give the beat quality of goods, ts aim is not to sell wou cheap goods but when quality is considered ways be lound right. Its departments are all well filled, and among the specialties handled may be men tioned L. Adler Bros., Rochester, Y., Clothing, than which there is none better made; W. L. Douglass Shoe Co., Brockton, Mass., Shoes; Curtice Dros. Co., Rochester, N. Y., Canned Goods; and Pillsbury's Flour. This is a fair representation of the class of goods it is Belling to its customers. iiiuiuiuiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiuuiiiiiuuiiiauiuuuiiuiniuiuiuiir: PROMINENT PEOPLE. Arthur Cnrillner. cycling champion cf 1Wi7, Is entering the nutomobllo business. Oxford I'nlverslt.v hns conferred tho (lepree of dnclor of civil law on Aiulins MHlnr Willie. Kinpomr Wllllnm hns bestowed a decnintli'ii on ('nptnln Rvcrclrnp, tho Arctic explorer. Hlr (cinmi lin.vle ltrvsi clecllnecl to kImihI ns n Mlieinl-t'iiloii candidate In (Vntrnl Killiibiirgli. Dr. Joseph Pnrlcer, (he famous preiu'her, b:is been ordered to give up nil tvork for six mouths. Mr. Kruger. former President of the South African Itcpublie, tins Just piiKKccl his sevenly-sevenlh birthday. Kins Christian of Dcnmnrk has gazetted Anton lIoRner, the Amorlenn Vclllut, n Ku!.t(lit of tho Danehrog Or der. Dr. y. C. Morse. President of the Iown Associndnn of Itnllwny Surgeons, Is tin- heaviest physician In America, wc'lulilng .'KM pounds. Count Tolstoi Is snld to be writing another book In bis old age. It will deal Willi his impressions ot the mill tnry revolt lr the Ciiiiciibus, ' 1K."0. Andrew Cnrncirio lins given $ri(),000 to East bourne, Sussex, for tho estab lishment of n library, for which the Duke of Devonshire lias given tho site. Ileriinril Moses, of California, n mem ber of tho Philippine Commission, will retire on .liinuiiry 1, nnd will make a tour of Europe, nfterward shaping Ills nffnirs so thnt he will bo nblo to take tip his colic-go work lu the University of Cniirorniii. Itenr-Aclmlnil Thomas O. Selfrlclge I Die oldest living olllcer of tho Navy. Tlie records show thnt be cntc;red the Navy as a midshipman on January 1, 181H, at which time be must havo been at lost fifteen years old. He Is, there, fore, probably nlnety-nlno. , His eldest son, Itcar-Admlral Thomas O, Self ridge, Jr.. is sixty-six years old. SPORTING BREVITIES. Yale's colt team beat the New Haven (Conn.) Country Club by 2i holes to 2. rntil Dashlel will umpire and Mat thew MoClung referee the Iliirvnrd Ynlo rii me. Kntherlne A. ling trolled tlm fastest rneo on record for n two-yeiir-ohl at Lexington, Ky. W. J. Clothier, of Ilnrvnrd Univer sity, bus won Iho intercollegiate tennis championship nt Philadelphia. Martin J. Sherhl.-in has cnunllcd the world's record (Ills own) with the ells- cils nt the Iicllcvlllo (X. J.) games. Jnnw s II. Krone has enirngeil Jockey Eueien Eyne for next season nt n Hill ary of $2O,0:)n, ihe highest ever paid ou the American turf. Fourteen yrnrlliiRs and two-yc.ir-oM ore being sent to Nutrmarkc-r, England. by Messrs. J. H. anil F, I. Keeno. in charge of Til. M. Alien, who will train them there. The Jockey Club of Paris lias with drawn the lici'iives of tlie American Jockeys, Milton Henry nnd J. Itleff, ex eludliitf them from riding on any French racecourse1. Itylhiule, the blind trotter, who was : recently t ut clown In n rnce nt Lex-1 ington, litis won ?2l,2.itl in purses tbls J icison. This is the largest amount cap tured by any trotter. John M. Ward, the once famous base ball plnyer. Is becoming quite as fa mous In golfing circles. lie has won many valunbln prizes and Is now the ckumpion of Htaten Island. A Western statistician has taken the trouble to arrange tables thnt show (hat In the United States there are more than 14,000 football teams, and something over 200,000 plnycrs. As yet this statement has not been disputed. A formidable Invasion of tho Erltlsh Isles by prominent American athletes next spring has beeu determined upon by Ernest HJcrtberg, tho Columbia trainer. HJertberg has a financial guaranteo sufficient to cover all the necessary expenses of his team. Was Not in His Line. In Dr. John Hall's time It was the custom In bis church to use the old fashioned, simple hymns, and the sing ing was congregational. On one oc casion the late William M. Kvarts dis covered E. Delafleld Smith, the well known lawyer and then corporation counsel of the city, singing with all his heart, and whispered to his friend: "Why, there is Smith singing 'I Want to Be An Angel.' I know he wanted tc be district attorney, but I didn't know he wanted to be an angel." The re mark was repeated to Mr. Smith, and quick as a flash came the retort: "No, I have never mentioned the matter to Evarts, knowing that he bad no In fluence in that direction." the price will sU- BUSINESS"CXRDS. Q MITCHELL, ATTOUNEY-AT-LAW. Office on West Main strest. opposite (he Oonimerclnl Hotel, Koynnldsvllla, . q m. Mcdonald, ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW, Notary Public?, rnl estate srsnt, Patents secured, rolleetlnns mads urotnniljf. OHIoo In Nolan block, KeyDolilnrllfe, Pa. gMITIi M. MoCUEIOHT, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW. Notary Public and Real Est ate A Kent. 0c. Jnctlons will rf'ele prompt attention. Office In Froehllch 4 Henry bluck, noar postoffloe. Eeynuldsvllle Pa. JJU. B. E. HOOVER, REYNOLDSVILLE, PA. Blrlent dentist. In the Hoover biil'.dtna next door to pemtofflce, Main streatQentle ness In operating. J-)U. L. L. MEANS, DENTIST, Office on second floor of First National bank building, Main atrext. jja ii. dkveue kino, DENTIST, Effiee on ssonnel floor KeynoldsTtlle Real mate Bldg. Main street KeynoldarllU . I'a. JR. W. A. HENRY, DENTIST, Office on second floor of Henry Bros, brick building, Main street. E. NEFP. JUSTICE OP THE PEACE And Real Estate Agent, ReynoIdSTllla, Fa. YOUNG'S PLANING MILL You will find Rash, Door9, Frames and Finish of all kinds, Rough and Dressed Lumber, High Grade Var nishes, Lead and Oil Colors in all shades. And also an overstock of Nails which I will sell cheap. J. V. YOUNG, Prop. EVERY WOMAN Ronntlinea seeds a reliable uoixiiiy regulating nedioioe, l DR. PEAL'S PENNYROYAL PILL8, A re prompt, safe and certain Is result Tbeswiiv VeOr. real's) oarer disappoint, ll.Mperke Tarsals by K. Ales. Btoko. WHEN IN DOUUT.TRY . f.l... sad have cursd thouaae i asms of Nervous Daws, tees M DsbUiry, DUiImss, SUhIms. cm and vsrtcocle,AtropaV,e Tkcfclurthe krala.smaftaea toe eircuiauoe, aaaae Olfsanee) psrwet, d uapart BeaUk rl laths whole Mag. Ail Srsias and losses are cCcfc4 'ODgAgali fmmntmlr. UbIms aatloaoi 1 are Dreooriv aorod. thaw aasali Hoa efts worrits ihm iaio laMalty, CeaMsaa Hoe or Death, MsiltdMslod. Priao it set has; hoses, with Iroexlad Ufal (uaraane to awe ar taiaad Ike BMaer.SMa. Soaa fcw taMk, tor sale by ST. Ales Btoke. MADE SOUTH'8 FLAG. Mra. 8lbby A. Padgett, of Confederate 8tates, Died Unnoted. The woman who claimed to be the Betsv Rosa nf thn CnntaA . - vwu.w,, vv SLALVB, pwou rov.eui.iy Alexandria, va. Al- tnougn sne saia she made the Confederate flag her death was noted. The claimant vi Mn a first un- Slbby A. Padgett, who lived In Alexandria She made the nag that was the Indi rect cause of the death of Colonel El mer Ellsworth, the young and impetu ous friend of President Lincoln. Sbe made It at the request of James Jack son, the proprietor of the Marshall House. As soon as It was completed Jackson had It raised over his hotel, when the young colonel demanded that It come down. Jackson shot Ellsworth as be was coming down the stairs with the flag. The weapon with which the murder was committed Is on exhibition in the National Museum and a sister of Jackson keeps a board ing house not far from the repository of the gun. , 1 a."- m ' lasSaaSsM SWnzAzak