" Itorr h Mad a rofl.
In rnrls n RctiMi-ninn who In very
fond of (Inn iiliiUtim lioimlit fur 1Ti,niK
fmnos n work r-iillilcil "Tin Hiiili of
Abrilutr" unil wns ciii'UTiiliiltttlnn liim-
K'lr (HI Ill'UllllllIK IIS ll:W;'HSI.r w hen III'
miililcnly H'IiiciiiImt.mI Unit Ills wife
dlmlkiMl very imicll In see Hi nil
hi ninncy In tills iimmicr.
"How win I ii void n scene?" he nnki'il
lilmsrlf. "If I Hiiy Unit tin pnliillin,
cimt lo.dOO frillies, then1 will l "
awful Mini, nml bo I'll I'i'ttcr miy T.ooo.
No; I'll suy 4,(iim."
Ily tills thin In Inn! roni'licd lionio,
nml wlion ho snw lils wlft In- told Iiit
unliltiflilnirly (lint lit liinl Just scciireil
A lii'imllfill work of nit for tin notnl
tuil sum or .t.liH" finiicH. At ihlH wood
tirwi sho spi'incil more iliNciiticcrteil
thnn I'lcnsnl, lnt snlil tintliliiK. nml
tlio imlntliin wns liunsj up.
Next day tin ireiitleiiimi tvns oMIircil
to go to tlio south of Fniiiei, nml when
lie rettiriii'il lifter a week's tiliseiii'O
his wife mot lilin with n liciiiiilnit I'uiin
tcnntice nml niid: "I've doiie jjoml
stroke of business wlilli yon were
nwuy. Yon know Unit :ilntlntf ymi
lioiiKlit for .t.lHiil frillies? Wi-ll. I sold
It yesterday for 4.."iiil, a elcnr prollt of
1,500 frillies!"
Onr I. in k.
"Wlmt Is tin nntloinil nlr of tills
country?" linked tlic lorelciier.
"Tills Is n republic n ml tlierefore Ims
no iiiitlonnl lielr." repllrd tlic native,
I'lttsliuiK t 'til oiilclc l . li f.i pit.
With urn You Can Buy
Horsos, Harness,
Wagons,
JWcCormiok Hinders.
Mowers, Hakes,
Grinders.
Iturgnins In
GROCERIES
DRY GOODS
To close out Btock.
A piiirnf well bred
1 Hi IV ISO VOLTS
HHt .s ii--;
Three-yciir-olrt hny mure, ptieer
"knntlon."
Knur-yeiir-nlil lihiek mine, trot
ter "WHUm."
Kolhklml and well liroken to
Hliurli or double.
V?-r CHOPPING U;v.7
The Repoldsville
Milling Gompany.
Bring Your Produce to
J.C.King&Co.'s
I
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El
BUFFALO, ROCHESTEK i PITTSBDBGH ET.
CONDENSED TIME TABLE
IN EFFECT JUNE 15, 1902.
NORTH UOCND.
KAKTKKN TIME.
12
14
2 i
Love,
rittihnrB 1
AUi'Klieuy f
Butlur
Cralgnvtllo
M'nl Mtxgrovo..
Echo
Pnvtnn
P. M.
P. H.
t 00
t 4 10
t 00
10 12
5 21
10 2J
10 67
6 M
6 2A
48
7 00
7 40
7 40
7 m
8 10
8 V
11 49
12 2
i2 -a
12 3
PunxsutAwneT sr
A. M.
12 0X1 P. M
i'uuxauuwuey lv.f t M
12 10 t 2 20
Big Run
C. & M. Junction.
PiihoIi
FalU Creek
BrookwayvlHo... .
KktKway
JohiiHOiiburg
Mt. Jewell
Newton
Bradford Ar.
on
2 SA
8U
8 Oil
8 10
8 20
8 80
40
12 M
12 67
1 10
1 42
1 M
2 4.'.
8 01
1 0
1?J
2 04
2 21
8 19
'4'6i
A. M.
c si
"7 4
A. M.
Ml
P. M.
A. U.
4 17
4 81
5 20
6 4K
8 SO
2U
P. M.
5 4
P. H.
Buffalo. .
Roclimtur .
7 60!
P. M. P. M.
Arrive
Additional train leaven Butler (or Puunutaw
ney 7:30 A. M. daily, except Suudayi.
Wll'VII BOl'Kn.
I
inn t'&!i
J4J 1 1111,111 W i 'ii.v.ii ft." .-jtj- ,t!gkv; r
rAKTXRN TIMS. I 13 9 Nu 11 7
lUVB A.M. A.M. A.M. P.M. P.M.
Riiehenler ....... . 7 SO 0 ID
lliilliilo. .'.i.. j.v. l LLLll 10 15
I A. M NOON. P. M. A. M.
Bradford Lv t 7 45. 12 OS 12 44
NcHHili 8 20 12 84
Mt. Juwett 8 42' 12 61 1 82
Johlianiitmrg IJV 1 42 2 21
Klduway 0 4'J, 1 58 2 87
BmektravvUle 10 24 2 So r. a. 8 11
KnllJ Creek A.M 10 421 2 47 t 8 40 8 26
lm!,.n f 0 :vi 10 6.1 iU 8 1MI 8 81
C Ji M. Juilt'tioil . 0 42 11 00 8 67
Big Kim... T 0s 11 24 9 21 8 58
FuiiiutawiH'y ar 7 'it 1140 IS 9 40 4 18
Jliiixiiltawney lv 7 A.M. I & r. M. 4 15
DuyUin. Wi 4 45
laho 17 4 10
Wat Miwgrove... 8 40 '
CraiipivHlu. 07 5 85
Butler V 47 584 611
uergr ; 11 00
Arrive i. M. a. m. p. m. p. m. a. m.
Additional train leavi I'unxautawuey for But
ler 4;, IS r. M. dully, except Uuudaya.
Nora On Sundaye train 9 arrlvea Buffalo 8:10
p. a., Kociieiu r 7 :ufi p. u., and train 8 luavua But
falo 9:00 A. M , Koclietr (:. A. M.
CLEAKF1KLD DIVISION.
75
78
KASTEKN TIUE.
70
r. M.
r.
Arrive. Leave.
A.M.
P. M.
125
i OA
,, Beynoldavllle
.... Falla Creek
1 Hi Hula
.0. A M. Juik tlou... .
.. .Ciirweiuvllle..... .
Cleartl'd, Hkt. Bt. ...
.ClmrU'd, N.Y.C
rtt
8 80
It 1 Ni
8
..8 20
12 40
7 071 8 20
8 12
12 84
11 61
8 81
4 17
A HI
7 II
7 6
8 (ri
7 ml
11 I
T 10 tu H
id
4 43
r. . I a. m,
Leave. Arrive.
A.M
P. M.
Dally. t Daily except Sunday.
EDWARD C. LAFEY, .
faweial Vwmt Amt,
K.?.W- ..-,. Y.
Undoubtedly the Rlnnt squid lins fre
qiiently been mlslnkcu for n sea ser
pent. In nil qualities whleh enn ren
tier a marine Minister horrllilo this
hum mid frightful iiiotluxk may be
said to compare favorably with nny
creatine, of fnet or fiction. When full
Itrown, It weighs 10,000 pounds, Inivliiff
a body fifty fet Ihiir nml two nrms
each 100 feet In length, us Well IIS
eight similler tentneles.
Fnnriarh to Kettle It.
A wni; after IiiivIiik witnessed an un
usually villainous performance of
"Hiiiiilct" remarked: "Now Is the time
to settle the Shakespeare Macon con
trovirsy. Let the urines of both be
dim up mid see which of the two turned
over."
It Wmt Off.
Mrs. C t wonder where In the world
(he nl.'iin clock has none? I snvr It on
the table yeolerilay.
Mr. ('. It was there yesterdny, but
I heard It (iolmt on this liiiirnliiK.
Stiffrrlnu.
To suffer mi hour with mid for one
w'e love brinus us nearer In spirit to
lilin than many yearn of Joyous com
pauloiodilp. for only In sorrow does the
heart reveal Ittft lf.
Tlif IVnrlil n VVr fin. I II.
Fluid-This Is ii hard world
lUihl - And Jet everybody Is Inokluv
for soft plnees In It Huston Trine
script
M'.NNSYI.VAMA HAI1.I OAI).
IILI'1'Al.ll A AM.K'IHANY VAM.KY
DIVISION
1. (ii'iul Division.
" "- - 'mti rt natulan) Tlm.
i.. las , ."3 f,i . ri f.o o-.
I M A. M K. H.I. . . '
... II , It, l I .41
...'' ii iii 4 in . ..
ii ; II y; 4 is, - .i.
i' ii i, in
ii 0 4 -J ..I
... u II .i n - ii
, .ii .; i 'Jl cil
. hi, i mi li n .'i :.! . .;
ni o: hi I" ;." iVi ii .i
Hi :-'H ir .... t."i m :,;
II 41 II :i; Vi .V II h U .0
III Al 'II 411 til ill ....
ii M ii 4 l i i ii ;m iii iti
7 ui y:i to I 2.'. ti 4H 'in io
7 ir i :it (i M
7 l no 7 Itt
7 :o IB 7 ni
7 41 2 il 7 1" Note.
8 in J 2M 7 41
H Ii t2 :n t7 M
I H 4" .... i .1 Hi II H 20
A.M. A. M. P. H. I'. M I'. .
I' IIOCI . .
Ki'VimiiUvith'
Utl.'OttMl
KnlU rrtit'N .
IMiHoIh
Hiiliula
WlnttM-hiirn .,
I'l'lltlllL'lll. . ,.
Tyh'r
Ili-nncxetlu. .
llriint
Urirtwood....
Ti n In 111) iHiimliivileiircK I'll lohiiru H im u. m.,
K. Ml Hunk II. Ill llniokvlllc 12.41, HcymililNvllU'
1.14, I'lillHl.'reek 1.211. HiiIIoIh l.;13 p. ni.
WRUTWAlin
NolO NolOd No 102 No. 114 No. 110
A. M. A. M. A. M. P, M. P. M.
.... f II ll'i (II 21 6 M
... td 41 II I 411 .... tO 17
.... 0 Ml II M .... 0 20
.... 7 17 12 22 .... 0 02
.... 7 '2.1 12 ill) ... 7 UO
.... 7 ;m 12 IW .... 7 0.1
.... 7 41 12 411 .... 7 IN
0 211 H INI I Ik, 5 in 7 IV
0 27 H III 1 20 5 12 7 42
it) :r: ts m t7 4k
II 41 8 2:1 1 if! 5 27 7 5M
ill r.i IH Iti .... 45 411 48 12
t7 IH t5 50 48 18
7 r. 8 no 1 511 o im h ;io
7 ;i 01 12 12 11 n . ..
7 47 to 1" J2 V II If! ...
7 M ill 22 ... O :w ....
8 01 ;m 2 : 045 ....
8 ill II 67 ;a Oil 7 14 ....
8 4" 10 III U 211 7 25 ....
11 1.1 (12 :n i 6 ;w i 9 4.1 ....
A. M. I', til. I. til. I'. M. P. M.
ATATIONR.
tlrlftWIMKl ....
(Illltll
ItetmexPtlu. ..
Tvler
I'emilli'ld
Wlnterburii ..
ShImiIii
IMiltolg
KhIIhI reek...
I'tineoiiMl
Keynulilnvllle
I'lillur
lowu
HriHikvlll,'....
Hiiiniiiervlile.,
M iivvlll,'
OiikKldiri'
New llel hlrllf III
I.IIWMOIllllltll..
Hed Hunk
I'IIIhIiiiik
Triiln HI2 iHmiiliivl leuven HiiIIoIh 4.10 p.m.
Fulls Crei'k 4.17. HeviiiililHvllle4.:ni. HriHikvllle
6.KI, Hed lluuk O.iHI, I'lttHliiiiK .: p. 111,
Trulim marked run dully; I dully, except
Hundiiy; t IIhk Htutlon, where hIkiihIm niUHt lie
hIiowii.
I'hlladolplilo & Erie Ituilroad Division
In effect Murch 24th, 1!K2. Train lonvo
Driftwood Bg (oIIowh;
EASTWAUD
9:04 n 111 Tntltt 12. weekdays, for Hunbury,
iv llkesimrie, llitr.lewin, i'oiiviiii'.M'ritinoti,
lluri'lMhtirtr mitt the liiieriueilhitn Ntu-tlon-.
iiirlvlnir nt I'hlhnlelphlu 11:2.1 p.m.,
New York, 9:;m p. in. i IIiiIiIiiioi,,iI:iio ji. in.:
M itshinton, 7: 1.1 p. lit I'iiIiihmii I'iu Iui eur
from Wlllltinmport 10 I'lilludeiphln mid piix-Heuirel-eoiiehes
ll'Oln Kline 111 I'liilii lelohili
Ithd Wlllluillxil l to lliilllinole linn lli.li
iUKton. j
JuiisoNiiuua I!au.hoai '
a. m. wkkhiiavs.
11. in.
"Ti 0,1
. II HI
. 1 1 07
I' in
II 10
. II .11
. II 2H
. II 40
. 12 01
10 41 ur I'lei'inoiii lv
10 an
Wimdvule
10 :ti
10 :il
10 25
10 211
lu 11
v M
9 40
Vulnwood
HniithV K1111
Inst Uliler
MiiilKht
II leu lilt ac I
.tohtip.oiil)Ui-j
lv I'ldiiuny ur
HlDUWAY & I'l.KAKFIF.l.U UAlMtOAD
Hinl Connect! imiH.
p.m. p.m.
n. m.
9 .-5
9 Ul
9 1:1
9 II
U 07
9 02
8 5.1
8 47
8 U
9 !I0
8 M
8 2-1
U. Ill p,
7 on 12
p.m.
4 10
4 '.0
4 :o
4 :'4
4 ;t7
4 41
4 61
4 61
ft'iYi
6 III
6 ill
1 1
.1 2
ii 1,1
1 jo 2 1.1
urKltlKwuy lv
Mill IIhvvii
Cmylmid
Hhoru Mills
Hlue K.H'k
Currier
llrockwtiyv'l
llllll'n MltlM
Mu.MIiiii fml
7 211
7 00
2 14
1 .14
1 61
1 47
I 4-1
J itl
1 2
7 III 12
21 I
7 (15
7 01
t) 67
6 47
8 40
7 2- 12
7 2s 12
7 XI 1 :
t 4:1 I.'
: 47 12
7 51
a ;n 1 in
0 :to 1 11
0 10 1 ii-
lie, ,.-y, Ulllljp? 51
lv KiiIIm O'kifT 8 On
lv I lu Hols ill- 8 15
0 M 1 II
ii 12 12 .'.2
5 M 12 24
4 50 II 4r
4 ('5 11 10
t:0 II UO
p III. 11. Ill
I'm-time
cousiitl ii,
0 &s
e 41
II 10
xr FullsC'k .V
HevuiiKlriVille
til'lMlkvllle
Neu lifilil'm
Id'.l Hunk
lv I'm isliiiivur
In 111
12 ;ci
p in
iiiiiles und nddiiioniil nil"'
1,.
1 ti-
.I I'l l I Ii 1 .-t.. I ,( Wi II III
, 11 ' r etiv. 1 1 ; ,, I . s t
l2:.i p. 111. l i' I: dii- , Io- miii!ii..,. Ii
I'lslui' : mill j, ."e,,ii iiie'-ii.eiiiiiii- '.ilti
UMivlit-j 111 l'lii.nie,liiti ,:...' 11. 111.. V
V01 k 01:2.1 p. 11 .. II111. imo e ,: II p 111.. U 11
in. ton s:.i p. in. Y-,,in eii ; , l,u- . . .
mid pU'svlU'i'i ,'iuielies. Iliiliit.,, o riii'ii.l,-,
pillll IIHII i IIH.,,11
4 lid p in. 1 .u 1 n. 1 nl. i,,i 11,.
ri8lllirt unit In'enni'ihii-f sltitin.is u
rlvilltc III I'll I In ltt! ,ll Til 1:25 A.M.; New 1,,'.
7.1 U. III. I Hill ll llio: I'. 2.i0 H. Ill l Vltl:lt!f.:i.
4.05 A. M. I'llllliuin Muepntu ears froui
HurrlNhurv to I'hlindi'lphlii mid New I'm I.
Philadelphia iuiskchucis enn remtilii in
Bleeper Ulldlsl llliiell clilil 7:!(0 a. it
11:05 p.m. Trimi i.ilnily he fluiiliiii y, lliirris
burir mid liilcrinetlluie 1,1 Inns, ii-rlvlnir :H
FhlludelplilH. 7:22 A. u.i Nh 01 k, "i-i:
A. M. on week daw t,n,i .'i nam. 011 Holi
day; Hull mime, i;I6 , m.: Wii-iinik'ton. 8:a0
A. M. I'liiii.iiiii al ..er- fi .in' Erie,
mid Vllliuii!-.if to I'iiil.oitili.iihi. und
W 1 1 i In nii 1 10 Wa iiuion. "iissetnroi'
I'niii heH from Kiln 1, I'hilmii'ii hlu, und
Wllliumsp .11 10 tiii:iu.o.i'.
2 27 p di. I'riiln 14, duii.. i.it Sonliiny. tlurrlH
burit mid pr! ten put 1 : med in leal 11 tons, ar
riving ul Vld ilelp'm, ; :,: 11. 111 , New Y01 k
9: -1 1 . 111 w ek .uy. no. l 11. 111.. hiiuduyi
li lil'-mit-7:1.1 11. in., Wushlnirioii, 8::i a m.
Vestlb ed hu0t siii,)ilii ens und pus
neiiuei ,'i iu:liea, Uul7:ilo 10 I'hiludclplilu and
1 ush liu on.
WETVAIili
8: W H. m. T111I11 7. i.mly l.e tin II 11 11 v ji
KiiiMittini.
4:n a. 111. I'm 11 u duty i.e Kin Ken
wilt, ut.d '.v.-i I, diiys Io I 1 ' t'leiiiiii.i
niid prluclpiil ii'.- e 'I ii-siiitiuiia.
9:50 ,n. 'I'-ile I, d:iil 101 Kriu mid 1 iter,
mediate polute.
j-.it p. ui. nam 1j. dally for I uiTa'o via
Kuiporiuni.
Si45 u. m.--Train Hi, weekday (or Kane and
luteriuedtateatatloua. '
FACT AND RUMOR.
I tiey of On Poatpnttrd rnhlnet
Cnntii'll la Rnnintnt.
Cnhlmt roiiiiellN rIvp llao nt tlinea
to rmiioni Hint Undue fnet and tnlHleiid
ptllillc pxiipi'tnney. Olio of Lord Itenc
oiiRflcld'ti aiipplleg n ciiRi In iiolnt.
Queen Vlclorln, no rinm lln tnle. win
niixlinis nliont tlio Mute of wind nnd
wnvo In tlio liild-Atlitntlc, wlileli tlio
Irlni'P8R LoiiIho liiiipeiied then to do
rnmRliiK. A lord In wiiltlnit knew a
tirnfi'HHor who wim n wenther diviner,
nnilto li f 111 ho went with a ineHsiiKO
from her innJi'Hty, who nent iiIho ii me".
miixe to Lord Itoiieonnt!old. Tlio lord
In wnltliiK wit Hctit to n thentrti'iil
mippcr It wns Sundiiy lilulit In nenreh
of tlio prnfeBHor. Mini he fviind In
this lively eolnpiiny 11 nil wns lilinnelf
eoiiHtinlnecl to llNtell to tlio B:iiiie of
words Unit wn piiRnlnif round. Whleh
would tliey rliooKii If they hnd to mnr
ry, lilnilBtone or 1 Uni-iioM? All anlil
"IMMrnell" exeept oni. nnd Bhu nld
"(ilnilKloiie, 80 Unit I inlKlit elope with
IMhi'iii'II nnd lirenk hrn lienrt."
Tin lord In wnltliiK, inncli diverted,
went forth nnd, llndlttfr Dlsniell In
rntlier low Bilil(8. told ti 1 111 tills tnle
n 1111 liiRtimee of his Ki'eut popnlnrlty
with nil dnsKCR of tin qneen'a 8I1I1
Jei'tK. The wlilniMlenllty of the tliliiK
wns coiiuenliil to lilHruell, who wuh
kept wnltliiK next dtiy nt n enlilnet
coiinell for the nrrlvnl of nn Importnnt
colleneiii. To piiHB the tlmo he told the
iiRHoinliled minister tlio ntory of the
tlientrleiil mipper. Lord Cnlrim (tilmlt
oinen), lienrliiK, did not ainlle. nnd Ills
soti'iiinlty put out of cotiiitenniiee tlio
prime iiilnlNter, who nt once tniiilo the
lionnrrlvnl of tin colleiiKtie 11 11 exeni
for poKtponliitf the t'onnell for 11 couple
of hotirx. The "linliiiice of power"
wim then ntiHtiilili'. nnd thill nfternooii
the pnperti h :d In uiIIiihh: "Viir Immi
nent. A Keeond Ciililnet (Vuiliell Hum
inoned." I'nr onee the Inillen of the
HtiiKi lii.nl:' liltur,v nnd ntiiKuered the
Stock K::cliiiiii;e. L0111I011 Chronlelu.
TOWN HAD OFFSETS.
So Ilia Clnlni Fur llnmiiM: llrouarht
In On ! ailO..T4.
"I had leen knoekliift nbout n Kun
tan town In the evening." sold n driim
mer with a. limp, "nnd In hendlnu for
tny lintel I walked plump Into un open
sewer which hnd 110 red IlKht of warn
Inn.
"I hnd n hnd fill)' ond broke my hip,
nnd I wuon't yet out of the sewer when
I iniido up tuy mind to sue for S'JO.tMM)
dnnuiKe". I wns taken to the hospital,
ond next dny the city nttorney ended
on 1110 to know what I wns koIiij; to do.
"'1 nut Koliiff to sue the town, of
course,' I replied.
" 'Hut what forr ho iikul.
' 'For personal duiniiKes. There
should hnve I icon n rnlllng or n IlKht,
but there wns neither, nnd my Injury
will lay mi up for weeks.'
" 'llut don't you know what you es
caped by falling Into the scwerf bo
nsked.
' 'No.
" 'Then let nie tell you that the roof
of tlio hotel fell In InHt ulidit nnd killed
three men, and If you had been In your
bed you would bnvo been crushed to
pulp. You really owe this town soine
tblnit Inst end of talking nbout dnin
ages.' "When able to get out," continued
the drummer, "I found that public
opinion was against 1110 and the peoplo
ready to sttind a suit, and by utlvleo of
a lawyer I settled the cuhc for f 123.
"I didn't oven get all that. In tum
bling Into the sewer I broke two plunks
nnd brought on 11 en vein, und the dam
ages were noKCKHcd nt J.'i.llll nnd taken
out of tlio luouey." I'ltllns Nows.
Ilesourcrf nlnoa of Clilnrae Couka.
If there la one sphere of Kuropean
domestic life In which more than 1111
other, Miys n traveler, the Chliiainiin
flnds scope for the exercise of Ills own
peculiar Ingenuity, without doubt It Is
in tlio regions dedicated to the purKiilt
of the culinary 111 1. Here be will ullow
no oliBtacle to daunt lilin, no unfore
seen contingency to, catch him una
wares. Should you, having ordered two
chops for the dinner of yourself and
your wife, suddenly, all uiitliliiUlijg,
bring lu u friend to shnro your liumblo
meal, you will And the cook out of two
chops has miraculously created a third
created It so skillfully out of odds
and ends of meat deftly strung togeth
er that only the practiced eye may dis
cern the difference
Beefateok on the Gridiron,
Bitting on the balcony of the Anglo
American club, Brussels, u Yankee
and uu ICugllHlimnn spent 11 lazy ufter
noon guying each other on racial nnd
national folhles and tni't. The con
vernation veered Into tings. "Yours,"
drawled the Britisher, "reminds me of
lathing so much as a gridiron, u deuced
big gridiron, dontcherknowl" "And
yours," was the quick come buck from
the American, "reminds mo forcibly of
a beefsteak a darned big beefsteak,
but not so big that we can't cook it 011
our gridiron!"
Inherited the Business.
"Ol'm descluded from Brian Bom,
nm'nm, Oi'd hov ye know," declared
the haughty Mrs. Fit Cluucey.
"Is thot a'l Indudc?" replied Mrs.
Cusey, the lumble ludy of the corner
fruit stand. "Futth, Ol'm a desclndnnt
of Eve. the tlrst apple womanl" Phil
adelphia Press.
For No Llvlna Man.
Examining Counsel What do you for
n living?
"Don't tlo unythlng for it living soul.
I'm an undertaker." Boston Tran
script. The DlOiualt Part.
Husbuud I don't believe you cun
keep account of the money you spend.
Wife Ou, yea, I can. It'a the money
I cannot keep. Town and Country.
1
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It Is scleiiflllcally report 0:1 Hint the
l.ivn St ren Ills from Vesuvius In 1Ri8
Were so hot twelve years Inter that I
steuiii was Issuing from the cincks !
nnd crevleeH, while the Invn bed.4 from
the erupt Ion of IOtnn In 17.S7 weru
found to In steaming hot JiinI I, clow ,
the top crust ns late ns 1SK. Hut still
more teiiiui knl.le are the selenlilie re- 1
ports of the volcano .tortlllo, In ,Mexl- j
co. 'litis sent rot'th iintncusn slyeiims
of Invn In 17,"i!. In I7.su the Invn beds ;
Were exn mined by 11 pnrty of selen-
lists, nml It was found Unit n stick
thrmit Into the crevices Instantly Ig
nited, although there wns 110 discom
fort ixperleneed III walking ou tlio
harileiieil crtmt. Again some forty
years after the eruption It was visited
by scientists nnd reported to be steam
lug In many places, nnd even elulily
seven years nfler the eruption two rob
tiniiis of steaming vapor were found to
lie Issuing from the crevices. Some
times the upper ertist of such a stream
of In vii cools so that plants nnd lichens
find ui cal lous growth on the suiTiice,
while 11 few feet beiieiith the lava Is
almost redhot.
Her. Mistake.
Two elderly women nnd nn old tnnn,
evident strangers In the city anil who
were carefully guarding 11 huge tele
scope between them, stood In front of
the (liand for 1111 hour the oilier day.
waiting for some kind soul to d.reet
them to (lie resilience of n friend I hey
hint come to visit. The no se 11 ml bus. 1
lie of the city evidently coiil'ined ilicni, j
und they stood bewildered, not know
ing wlileli way to turn. Finally one !
of the women plucked up courage to j
iidtlrcKs 11 man who was passing, spy
ing. "I'oidd you tell me where W.ll
l'.l:m!; lhesV"
"Wim 7" Inquired Hie 111:111.
"Why. Will r.tnnk. lie invd to live
next door to us at Union, mid v.e have
come I I in see h'l.i."
The 1. inn had to i;cl;nov!e.! e he had
never een heard i f Will IV.uik. nnd
the old l.nly turned aw.iy wi li-n scorn- i
fid smile, saying, "Oil. I thought per
haps you lived here." Indianapolis
Betitlnel. I
llnlha In Finland.
One of the greatest trials n visitor lu
Finland bus to endure Is 11 Finnish
bath. Tin- method of procedure Is
unique, invested of outer clothing und
attired lu n light nnd nlry cotton gar
ment, you nro slung lu a sort of hum
mock composed of cord nbova a hu ge
receptacle like the boilers In public
laundries. This Is almost tilled with
cold water. Into which ut the right mo
ment Is tiling ti huge redhot brick or
piece of Iron, width of course causes
an overwhelming rush of steam to as
cend and almost choke you. Then
when that process has gone ou sulll
clently long you are shaken out of your
hammock, immersed lu cold water, nnd
after very drastic treatment you re
sume your raiment, sadder nnd wiser
thnn before our novel experience.
No Sniisi-t Fur Five Tinpa.
At thu head of the gulf of Bothnia
there Is a mountain on the summit of
which the sun shines perpetually dur
ing the live days of June It), 20, 'JI. 'SI
and 2:1. livery six hours during this
Benson of continual suiislilno a Stcuiner
leaves Stockholm crowded with visit
ors anxious to witness the phenome
non. At the same place during winter
the sun disappears and Is not seen for
weeks. Then It comes In sight ngnlu
for ten, fifteen or twenty minutes,
gradually lengthening Its stay until
Dually It stays In sight continuously
for upward of 120 hours.
A Qac-Mtlon of Color.
Benjamin Constant when painting
thu portrait of Queen Victoria made
the grand ribbon of the linrter. which
was part of his illustrious sitter's cos
tume, 11 certain tone of blue. Tho
queen criticised this part of the pic
ture, but Constant stuck to his color.
One day he received from Windsor a
little parcel containing the order of the
Carter. The queen, fully convinced
that she wus right, hud sent him the
ribbon to prove his color sense was
wrong. She did not confer tho (inner
upou lilin, however.
Allinnienlacd Milk
Albumcnlzcd milk Is 11 most nourish
ing drink for an invalid, and In hot
weather, taken at Intervuls of throe
hours between breakfast und u 0
o'clock dl nncr. would bo all the nourish
ment required by a persou In health,
inop the white of one egg In a glnt?s.
add two-thirds of p cupful of milk,
cover und shake until thoroughly
mixed. Strain Into another glass uud
serve.
Iloth ninnt.
"I'm too practical to do 11s heroes da
In books. Miss Slight, so I'll Just usk
you bluntly, will you be my wife?"
"No, thank you. Mr. Terse. I myself
don't believe In those silly hook.sli no
tions, und ns the silly heroines always
say yes. why, I'll tell you bluntly, no.
sir. I won't!"
Jnat Cries.
"What makes the baby cry?" asked
the little visitor.
' "Oh." explained Ethel, "our baby
doesn't have to have anything to make
It cry." Chicago Post
Fair Waralns,
Ho (nervouslyi-Who Is thnt tramp
ing around overhead?
She That's pupa. He nlways gets
restless toward morning. Town nud
Country.
A It vet a Onr'a linnalnatlan.
"When 11 man gits good an' mad,"
said Uncle Kben. "he's li'ble to 'iimglne
lie's 11 volcano when he 11I11' uiitllii but a
tlivcrncker." Washington Star.
The bide of the hippopotamus la
some parts la fully two lucheu thick.
" .'"
JEALOUSY AND PRIDE.
thrnna-h On Writer's Mpretneles
Three Two Appear mm Virtues.
There Is a llttlo JciiIouhv In nil per-
sons and espeelnlly In all women. H
springs from deep love, which always
desires to bo first III tlio iifTeetlon of
the one beloved. A lover, whether inn 11
or timid, who Is not susceptible to oeen-
slonnl twinges of Jealousy Is not truly
In love.
While Jen lousy, considered with ref-
rrenec to Its origin. Is not nn Ignoble
iiimtloii, It Is frequently nlisitnl In Its
outbreaks. A father Is sometimes up
set with Jealousy because he Imagines
' that his wife loves the children mnro
. thnn she loves him. Mothers lire fre
j qtlcnlly Jealous of the husbands or
nitt-noi ini'ir (iiiiiKiiii rn it sons, u nen
become Jenloiis of the sisters or moth-
j crs of their husbnnils. No one Is im
mime ngnlnst the little green bacilli of
I Jealousy.
Oenernlly tlio tenrs or frowns of
I Jealousy lire swept nwny with n few
kind words nnd n caress, but there are
. some unhappy persons whose Jealousy
I Is chronic nnd who make themselves
I ridiculous nnd annoying by their Ills
j and storms of Jealous passion. The
Jenlousy of such persons Is beyond rea-'
son. Indeed, It Is a form of ileineuttn
which begets every sort of violence,
i Pride Is the strongest controller of
Jenlousy. The theologians reckon pride
among the seven deadly sins, but ns n
fhattcr of fact pride Is nt the bottom of
' much of the virtuous action In the
I world. Pride Is the root of most brav
ery, fortitude, courtesy, tnngtutnlinlty,
humility nnd Industry. Pride Is the es
! sentlal spirit of thorough breeding, nnd
In spite of being enumerated nmong
the diailly sins prldo Is not connected
with turpitude.- Pint Francisco Bulle
tin. ONE MAN'S FINE CONCEIT.
MnHslnit I .Men. Ill Sna, illi-afiN
Strrtmltit of AVfiuii-n, I'milirts.
"It'it an odd thing about women." re
marked .limit. Io his wife as he settled
himself for a special effort. "We ad
mire you Intensely In the Individual.
We adore you when taken singly, but
It's n strange, sad fact thnt when n few
hundred of you get together you lose
distinction, A multitude of rare wo
men brought together In one building
for n common ciiusu are fnr from ven
erable. Look nt Borosls. The club Is
undoubtedly mnde up of Ideal mothers
nnd wives, but one resolutely refuses
to find It nnythlng else thnn n convoca
tion of bonnets. Karnest, intense wo
men recruit the ranks of the Woman's
1'hrlstlnn Temperance union, but Its
muss meetings only amuse the rest of
tlio world. An exclusively feminine tea
wns never an object of envy to those
who pnss It by."
"And whnt of you men?" suggested
Mrs. Jones. "Are you nil so much
fluer In a crowd?"
"Undoubtedly," replied Jones. "It
Isn't open to dispute that a 'gang' of
men Is at all times convincing. If It Is
only a mob with a rope looking up n
criminal, the sight does not lack Im
presslveness. Tlio Imagination plays
about a 'smoker' and speculates ns to
the quality of the clgnrs and the sto
ries. And a good shnro of tlio world's
; wol.k nn8 b(Km doll0 by U1CI1 Xn ,Iin8H foP
a purpose. Union to us Is strength,
and tlio novelist has always remained
below when the door of the banquet
hull wns opened for the filing out of
tho ladles." Now York Tribune.
8 ni nil Thlnir Thnt Count.
It Is suhl that Ctt'sar chose Ids gen
erals according to the length of their
I forefingers In comparison with that of
their second fingers. No innn whose
forefinger wns over one-eighth of nn
Inch shorter thnn his middle linger had
a ghost of n show. Men with very
short forefingers are supposed to be of-
- feinliuite. I believe It Is so. Napoleon's
generals were selected by their noses.
Cromwell believed that bowlegged
men made tho best soldiers. Washing
ton preferred men with high cheek
bones. ICecedlug foreheads were tho
rule among his generals. Alexnnder
the Grout Judged men by their teeth,
those having very largo canines being
preferred as commanders. Now York
Press.
Life la New York.
Nobody living outside New York
knows how dllllcult It has be '-.e In
that city for people of moderuto means
to bring up their children In the love
of genu I ik things. It Is still done by
many, but with Increasing effort nnd
only by dint of a strong will and an
Inheritance of tho truest graces of
life - simplicity, the domestic affec
tions and the love of nature and one's
kind It Is to the cultivation of these
graces thnt we must look for a rescue
from the artificiality and the vulgari
ty of the pitiable circle In every Anier
ctin city known as "the smart set."
fentury.
Tannofnrra.
Tunuofortti Is un Insolublo powder of
pinkish color. It Is without odor and
flavor und Is practically uoupolsonous.
When applied to. the skin. It stops
sweating nnd destroys tho odor of
sweat already secreted. Hence Its util
ity in case of o Tensive secretion (bro
mldrosisl. For allied reasons It Is use
ful when the feet become tender by
overheating. Pedestrians und others
will find It useful.
Worn For the Politicians.
j "J'o you think thut sugur Is unwholo-
some for children?" asked the anxious
parent.
"Well." answered the physician, "my
observation lu that It Isu't likely to do
children neurly ns much barm as It
does iHilltlcltiua." Wushlngtou Star.
One of the commonest forms of luna
cy Im that wheu the Insane person Im
agines u II others huve no sense. Mem
phis Cluiuierclal Appeal,-
Enduring
rntton'sRun Proof Pnints
They nre appreciated most
are guaranteed lo wenr well
you need not lmve to repnint then unless you wish to. They
endure because the ingredients are pure, the proportions (pat
ton's secret) arc correct, the mixing and grinding done by
powerful, exnet machines. More about paint in our free book of
paint knowledge. Send for It.
Liberal Indueementa to pnlnt dealers.
PATTON PAINT COMPANY, Milwaukee, WI.
KEYSTONE HARDWARE COMPANY", .
Sun Proof
Paints
N,
HANAU.
I am -i"-.!ii 'ml in,' 1
1 1 , o , ' fii en i-'i 1 nl
lie
IOC
$l hi I,,, (i,! i . , s.i - ' iri Indies' shirt wnists Ttf
''". ,-' - - li,e l. InltilV i-Mrt waist It. 13
i.", r ...1, , ,- ft , .Vllii'1,1 -Mi-t wiiUt .5
' ' 1 i-l'- - ; il.t.'i lulls V -hlrl wiilst, ' lc
4 .', I.: - !!. f.ii li ih ilic-.se S.V!
11 ( '11 li1, ei-e - II'. e i.Vlialy (lics-es - - 0.V
I.- I'liit'i, - ;c :th- Im hy 11 oses Hik:
1 liii I-. - in- '1 e l,;ilv tlei's, 111c
i, ' llii,:.l.-l:l, e.e V.V ti.,l,y skills - -
?l "in lltfi.-iileioih - II.N- .Vn- luiliy skirls W.M
l ii.-lil:s - 'i'm- av Imliy's skirt - IIS!
7,;'. silks - fi7e llle chilli's sttK-klnirs
lie--Silks . . ."e, IJ',ci-hllll's stis-klnirs - inc.
4"ie Silks - . ifn, lse clilld's stiK-klniis 12'4i
s' lllilsh lllniliutr - 7e :!: stn nil covers - - IIS!
-V Iti n-.li llliMlinu - - 4e .1e Imlls silkllleen to
'. Titlile lncn - 2'ii- lor ytird sllkHtei'ii - T'-iu
.Vi tulile linen - . 4ne 1.V vuril sllklltci-ll 10':,c
;ne lulile linen - .Vie l .til Mexllile eorsel. - 1.00
:. liineher's linen - Sl im Mexllile corsets sic
We hilti-hcr's linen iWle srs- tin x I hie corset. IWc
tie entntiric lining - - 4e Tille Ilex llile corset. 4lc
"ne Indies' shirt, wulst, 4111; h; Mexllile corset. - Ulk;
CLOTHINO.
In litnek and hlne. i-lny worsted,
si.uiirn nnd round cot suits.
l...miHiili- . - $11.00
151 1.10 soils - in.itfi
1:01 .nits ... s VI
In no stills - 7. e
N.fKI stills - - fi.ro
n.ini suits ;i..vi
4.00 stilts . 3.10
YOUTH'S SUITS.
jlUKl stills
s.nn suits
7..vi-,iilis
li.Vi suits
;.' sniis
U.M suits
i.M s'llls
7.25
ll.-.'.i
ft.lKI
4.7:
4.(0
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C. R. HALL SELLS
ANYTHING wkV,
FURNISH A HOUSE
Furniture, Dishes, Bedding, Blinds,
Stoves, Lace Curtains, Rugs, Pict
ures. Kitchen Utensils, Carpets and
Rugs. Brussels and Velvet Car
pets lined and laid free. Opposite P.O.
home: oomrort.
The (randy eitcrlor of piece ot upholstered
furniture is likely to cover up a weakness of
construction that would condemn It, were too.
able to see the lnalijo. Therefore we warn
buyers to avoid the showy, nhodily articles
and to pin their faith to articles time are hon
eatly made and Rraceftil In dealirn. Articles
thut are absolutely dependable audara sum.
satoed, bear this mark.
Kiifpei)
Gm atrauMasd
UpNolalvrttd
rj rrvltv r
ICHIOAQO,.
Weiwllere yon will be satlafled with any par.
ehade you make of tueae good. If not, let us
kuotaaboul It.
A sale of Karpen Coaches is now on. Pertl
sularlx gugd values at liia fuUowbul priees.
Paints
endure In mtv lclml nt wt1,
In the worst climates. They
for five years but very likely
Reynolds ville, Pa. v
iis-!c of dry goods and fl'it hintf and
go uls ut i'i (ici cent less than cost.
Indies
Am
Children' Knoo Pant's Suits
Oil Hulls, ... 8.110
4 . VI stills - - 3.V)
4 nn stilts - - 2.110
Il .'ill suits - t.M
l.visults . 1.110
I.OOsnlls - - 7.V,
7.'m- kneo finnis . - ft.V
.Hh knee jmuis - 4'!o
2.V knee istms - llkr
'IV- child's overalls . lis
Men's I.V- linen colltirs lor
liny' Iti;- linen collitts 7c
Men's :!. rulilier Collins ll'o
Men's Athr neckties HIm-
Men's uecklles ISO
l lilld's Ilk: necktie, - - r.
The season tor beautifying the
iioine is lit re niul do you know
liovv tstjLvifilly well-equipped We
niv tu help you in this direction?
OF CARPETS AN
MATTIXCiS
w li.-i ve ninny Ix-autiful patterns
to 1.111. osc It'otn.
Al! Briisstlx Curpets
MADE, LAID AND LINED
FREE.
GOe to 1.4-0 jxrynrd.
MATTINGS
14c, to 40c per yard.
BED ROOM SUITS
' $16.00 to $00.00.
Sideboards, $12.00 to $75.00.
Extension Tnbles,$3.75 to $27.
BrtttssTrininieil Enameled Beds,
$k()0 to $18.00.
. ' '" '"'i.M i' Imy U not inai'i' fur
i I t, uti.i ci-, nl . Ii iiiUal buvc quality
bodtlurabi'i y lu reeuiuuieuU 1 1.