A Pennsylvania innu linn Invented powder tlmt Is not only smokeless lint noiseless. Whnt a first rate pow der for llro-crnekers! The now debt peronplta In the ('tilted Btntcs, which wits In 1S7.T, In How f noeoidli'g to 0HI1I11I treasury report, ami tin- Interest charge per capita on the debt which wns f'J.35 In 1S7.1, Is now r;l cents. It has been discovered tlmt Fen gulls nro tin; salvation of Now York City. There nro estimated to bp nt bust em million of them Hint resort to tlmt bnr lior fur feeding, nnd twice n day Jhcy relieve Hip sen from tin garbage that In ciixt upon It. A peciilliirlty of tin nttcniliinrp In tin public school of Manila In the great excess of hoys over ictrln. till" being true of tlio high schools ns well ns of those of lower grade. It Is n iiiiinlfos tut Ion of Hip loenl belief tlmt while education mny bo desirable for bey it Is of little lisp for tin girls. Seem painting 1ms bcprtiu some thing of a high nit In London. In a recent drimialle production three scenes painted by two London women of line nrtlstlc talents were given lengthy notices by the art critics. This seems to open n in w He'd for both amateur and professional brush WlcldcIS. If a man make n contract to move n bouse, anil nflcr he has moved It a portion of tin stipulated distance the house burns down without any faint on the mover's part, can he recover the value of the work done by liliu, nltbotmh the agreement stipulated tor the payment of a tump sum upon the completion of the Job? The supreme Judicial court of Massachusetts lias recently answered this tpiestiou In the alllriuatlvp. Tho Vnlted States leads the world In tho amount of the savings of Its pcoplp. Olllclnl 11k U res represent that the savings banks contain ",tS7,8l8 ik posltors whose total deposits ainoui t to $2,2.10,:i.'lI.IKVI. Franco, Germany and (itvat Britain have each more dp' posltors, as their people liavo learned more thoroughly through the pinch of adversity the value of the lesson of saving, but no other country approach es this In the aggregate: of the money saved. The Columbia river cntiuerles have been making experiments In the can ning of shad, and have been so suc cessful In their efforts that a new fish Ing Industry may bo developed In the northwest. Tho flavor of the shad Is universally recognized as delicious, nnd the. only objection to this flsh Is the ninny small bones that exist In It. This objection is entirely done away with In the canned product, as tho ex treme heat to which the can la sub jected disintegrates the bones, and they arc not noticed. An Important decision affecting the exemptions of homesteads In cities has been rendered by the supreme court of Florida lately. According to this de cision the exemption of a homestead In an Incorporated city or town does not extend under the state constitu tion to any other Improvements or buildings than are comprehended under tho terms "residence and business house of the owner," and whero tho buildings or Improvements In excess nro not physically connected with the residence or business house, such Im provements or buildings and thp land upon which they are situated may be sold under execution for the owner's debts. This Is trim even though such Improvements are Inseparably at tached to or form pnrts of an undlvlsl ble building which likewise constitutes the residence and business house of the owner, It has been a matter of note In liter ary circles that the recent tendency In the higher class of novels lias been to add ago to the heroes and heroines of the love episodes, Recently pub lished statistics show that something of that sort has been going on In rent life. Men and women figuring In the marrlnges of 1S!)8 uvcragi-d .05 of a year older than those of 1SD7. And going back further, the difference hi seen to have been part of a steady growth. In 1874 there were 84 bride grooms out of NXK) and 227 brides out of 10(0 below the age of 21. In INKS these I' umbers had shrunk to SI and 170, respectively. It would lie an In teresting object of sp?cu!atlve Inquiry whether '' "-v's v fl nn In Cucnce In this direction, or If tlu ito:y-wrlt.rn wive i:.e.i-iy rellceted a tendency which tliry discovered through their ttudles of men and women. PRACTICE VER3U3 PREACHING. nt ri.l.i WHSRLEB WILCOX, "It Is wsy to sit In the sunshine And tnlk to the mnn in tho simile." It is ens? In llont in n well-trimmed boat, And point oat the places to wade. But once we pus Into the shmlnws We murmur and fret anil frnvrn, And oar lenplh from the bank, we shout for n plunk. Or throw up oar linnda and go down. It is ensy to sit In our enrrina" Anil rimnsel the limn on foot Hut get down nnd walk, nml yuii'll chnngo your tnlk. As you feel tiie peg ill your boot. It h easy to tell tho trtilcr How liest he can carry bis pack: Cut no one ran rate a burden's weight I'ntil it Ims been on his back. The up-curled mouth of pleasure Can preach of sorrow's worth: Dili give it a sip, ami n wryer lip Vu never made on rnrt h. ( New York Journal. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOg 8 MISTAKEN. fly C. I. 0030000000000000000000000 omk, pnpn, ten Is renily," llilt'll lin- Cliecry tiii'C in Kilty Irving, as she heard her father enter tho hall. "All right, my dear," answered Partn er Irving, making his appearance nt the threshold of the cosy little dlnllig rooni, bis eyes lighting with pleasure as they fell upon Ills daughter making herself busy about tho temptingly spread table. Now I'-ariner Irvimj was sometimes nt a loss to know whether It was his daughter, with her cheery voice and smiling face, or tin bountifully spread table, which lie was culled upon to pro side over three times a day, afforded him most pleasure. Perhaps it was both, for Parmer Irv ing was often beard to say that bis youngest daughter could cook victuals and serve Iheni up In a manner that would please tin greatest epicure. Ill fact, to use bis own expression, "there wasn't a girl In all New ling laud that could bold a caudle In the line of housekeeping to my Kitty." llatlicr n strong assertion to ninke In the land of good housi keocri. "Where Is Itentrlx?" nsked the farm er, taking his place nt the table. "I think I hear her coming," and as Kftty finished her sentence her hand some, stately sister enteied. "Beatrix, my dear, I have something for yon," and feeling In his coat pocket Parmer Irving drew forth a letter nnd handed It to his eldest daughter. "19 ho coming, Bcntrlx?" asked Kitty, her bright eyes growing bright er as she watched her sister reading the letter. "Yes; ho wilt be hero some time this week; so you may begin your grand preparations as soon ns you like." "So, Mr. Kiimuer Is going to pay us another Visit, oh? Well, daughter mine, I wonder whnt attraction Is there for tlmt young gentlcmau down hero, this bleak weather." "Oh, how simple you are, pnpa!" laughed Kitty. "Why, ho Is coming according to promise, papa. You know, when lie was hero in the summer, ho snld ho would come again In tho fall," an swered Heat rlx. "Ileatrlx, I see tho wagon coming tip tho road and there is a strange gen tleman with Mr. Sumner and papa." said Kitty, a few days after, running Into the bright llttlo parlor, whero her sister sat rending a novel. "A strnngo gentleman," said Ileatrlx, rising and crossing over to the win- flow. "Oh, ho Is an old gentleman." "Oh, Isn't Tracy Sumner looking handsome!" exclaimed Kitty, standing on tiptoe and looking over her sister's shoulder. ;i thluk you ought to Ho so happy, Beatrix, for I'm suro hu loves you." A faint aolor swept over Beatrix's beautiful faeo. In her secret heart sIhj thought that Tracy Sumner loved her, and to tell her so was the sole ob ject of his visit this bleak November day she hndu't tho least doubt, but with a shrug of her shoulders she snld: "Don't tnlk such nonsense, Kitty Bun nwny and seo that everything Is very nice for ten." "As If I ever hnd anything that wasn't very nice," said Kitty, with a sin Lie and a toss of her bend, as alio tripped away to tho kitchen, leaving the lady or tho house, as she called Beatrix, In the parlor to receive tho gentlemen. "Why, MIsn Kitty. I was about glv Ing you up lu despair," exclaimed handsome, frec-aud-ensy Tracy Sum ner, rising to meet Kitty as sho entered tho parlor, some tlino after, to say that tea was ready. "I aiu happy to sea you here once more, sir. Sumner," said Kitty, cor dlally extending her hand, tho crimson In her cheeks spreading over her face, "Now, It looks as If you were happy. Ilere I have been waiting to boo you lor rwo nours." "Oh, Mr, Bnmncrl you know " "Yes, I know you aro a busy llttlo miry, nan. naveu t time to call your out your own; so I suppose I must forgive you," laughed Tracy, and tak ing Kitty by the hand he led her over to the window, whero her father nnd the strange gentlemnu wore In deep conversation, "MIsb Irving, my uncle, Mr. Sands." So the strange gentleman was Tracy Gumncr s unciei - ' "What a fine, affable old gentleman he Is!" thought Kitty, as Mr. Sands complimented her more than once at the supper-table. "Now. Tracy," said Cncle Bands, when the two retired to their own room, "why didn't you fall In love with Kitty Instead of Beatrix T. I tell you, my boy, that girl la worth her weight u go. 4." HWIml n minatli.n fm A ttnlitillilr. mail (o ask!" said Tracy, with a laugh. "Now, seo here, Trnejr, you are my heir, and I rnnio down here to see the girl you wish to marry. Well, so far, I do not like her. You sny you never spoke of love to her when you were here Inst summer?" "No, sir; not a word." "Very well, then: don't do 111 nt least for tho present. Tb's Is a life's Job, my boy, so It's best nut to bo lu a hurry." "Whnt do you suppose Mr. Sands's Income Is, Kitty?" Beatrix put this question to Kitty as Uiey were preparing to retire. "I have no Idea, answered Kitty. "Seventy-llvo thousand n year; father told me so." "Keventy-flve thousand a yenr! Oh, what an amount of money! I suppose all that will Ik Tracy's some day?" "Fiddlesticks!" exclaimed Beatrix, Impatiently. "Live horse and you'll get rrnsr. Mr. Sands Is likely to live ss long (lit his nephew. Kitty," Ilea trlx paused and averted her face; "Kilty, what do you say to me setting my cap for Mr. Sands?" "Beatrix!" Beatrix turned nnd faced her sister. a delimit light in her dusky eyes. "I mean It, Kilty. Seventy-five Hum sand r yenr Is worth winning, and women have won greater stakes than that with far less attractions than I have." "And Tracy? Oh. Bentrlx! how can you bo so hcnrtless?" "Now, my dear sis, turn that run (anient face of yours away from me," said Itentrlx, with a forced laugh, two crimson spots burning In her cheeks, railed there by the mention of Tracy's name. "I don't know whether Tracy Sum ner cares for me or not. However. If he does, he will most likely survive It. Now, I think you would like to com fort him. Kitty, and why not? With his law olllee and a few thousands a year, and such a Jewel of a housekeep er ns you, you would make a model couple." "Ileatrlx. you are cruel, nnd with great tears in her eyes Kitty turned away. In the few weeks that followed a great chniige camp over tue Inmates of Irving Farm. Farmer Irving thought there was no oik like Mr. Sands, nnd Indeed that gallant old gnitjemnii, with his Jovlnl manners, carried all sides with him, both old nnd young. But there was no one treated hhn with such markpd attention ns Beatrix. She. would read to him, walk with blin, and was always on baud to make her self generally useful. "Well, did I ever sec Beatrix take so to anyone?" snld Parmer Irving ono day to Tracy Sumner, os his handsome daughter was playing and singing for Mr. Snnds. Trncy Snmner elevated Ills brows, smoked his cigar, but snld nothing. Ho hnd been taking observations for sAinc time past. Kitty snt In the parlor, busily stitch ing away. Mr. Snnds nnd Beatrix were gone for their dally walk, so Kitty had tho parlor to herself. To-day her cheeks were n brighter scarlet thnn usual, and, ns she bent her head over sewing, she sang In a merry voice: "I am in love, bat I won't tell with whom." "Won't you tell mo, Miss Kitty?" said a voice behind her. Kitty started. How provoking Tracy Sumner was getting. "Won't you tell me, Kitty?" repent ed Tracy Stunner, putting his hand un der her chin, nnd making her look up Into his face. "No, I won't, sir. You nro very Im pertinent. Do go away!" "I won't go nwny; misery likes com pany," said Tracy, with a smile. "What do yon mean, sir?" "I mean that I am lu love, too." "Ob,' I've known tunt ever slnco last summer," snld Kitty, quietly. Mr. Sumuor drew back; he dkl not expect this from Kitty. "No, Kitty, I was not In love Inst slimmer. I confess I was Infatuated; but I never knew what real love was until I walked with you from the vll lago tho other night." "Sir. Sumner!" nnd Kitty hid Ik blushing fnco In her hands. "Believe me, Kitty, I never know whnt real love wns until I loved you. my darling," snld Trncy, removing her hands and looking down Into her blushing face. That night Tracy Sumner had Kit ty's consent to ask her faUier. "Well. It will como hnrd on mo to pnrt with her, but I can't stand lu my girl's light Tnko her. with my bless lug," snld Farmer Irving, In a qolver Ing voice. Beatrix, with a heart fnll of agony, listened to the happy news. Of course, sho congratulated Kitty, who had ouly followed her advice. Mr. Sands did not propose, lait ho snrcly wonld, and that would partly mnko up for the loss of tho man she loved. Another week passed awoy. Ttio wedding day wns Oxed, nnd Tracy Stunner and his undo were ready to return to New York, but M. Sands hnd not yet nroiosed. "IU-iilly, Miss Beatrix. I wBl mta you very mnch. I hopo, tlwwsh, I will often have the pleasure of seeing you down at Tracy's; you know I .win nl wnys live with Mr. and Mrs. Sumner." That was all. Mr. Sands wns not "on the marry," aud Beatrix Irving writes herself Beatrix Irving to this day. New York News. Tue cxtcnJlvo arid regions of north ern Mexico are to be Irrigated by canals from aid extended by the Fed. oral and State governments. The aging of timber, which formerly roqnlred long storage, Is now com pleted by electricity la a few hours. WHY THE HAIR FALLS. dcnUde Riplnnntinn of the llnnunn Bam Men Am Until. 'The Very popular explanation of Hie reason why men nre bnld, why their linlr falls out, more than women, Is be. cause women do not wear closely fit ting lints ns men, and consequently tin nlr circulates more freely lu tho hair, cools the scalp, thereby tending to keep tho liulr In n lipalthy condi tion," said a prominent Washington skin specialist. "This theory Is a deep-rooted one, but Is only pnrtlnlly true. I will tell you tho fiiiidaiiientnl reason. It Is not generally known Hint Hip skin of a woman fits differently over Hie cra nium than Hint or a man. Beneath the cuticle on n woman's crnnluni Is a 4 li In layer of adipose IIshiip, or 'fat,' about n sixteenth of an Inch In thick ness. This layer of fat Is not present on the crnnluni of n mini. Ills cutlclo Ills nnd draws tightly over Hip skull. The result Is that the cuticle on a nan's crnnluni atrophies, or dries nml withers quicker tliiin Hint on a wom an's. Ills hlllr docs not receive the nourishment that Is Imparted to tin hair of n woman by reason of tie layer of adipose tissue, nnd Hi" result Is that bis hair becomes more readily dry nnd diseased, falls out, nnd bald ness ultimately ensues. A bnld volu tin Is a rarity. If the cuticle of n wntu nu's hend fitted ns tightly ns that of a man a biild-bended woman would bo n common sight. Wouldn't they' be funny objects? Ougli! "There Is not one woman In a mill ion that knows that nature was kind to her In the manner I have mentioned; In fact. It Is not known outside of tin medical profession, and In the profes sion not sullleleiil Importance Is at tached to It hi fronting diseases of the scalp. It nlso furnishes an explana tion ns to 'why women can go around In the winter time with a p'lsla'te stamp for a hat nml not take coM.' It. Is not altogether becnuse their hair Is thick nnd long, but beci-use the ex tra layer of fnt imparts to the head of a woman a warmth that In not fur nished to the cranium of n mini. Tiilt Is n selentlllc explanation which 1 il l not recall reading In the public prints." Washington Star. A Chinese Mmte il Itcvnii-e. Frequently n person In China Lnvenges himself by defacing a pre sumed tomb of his rival, or some treo connected with tlu spot. This effect ually breaks the luck of that person or family. A man convicted of attempt ing to break fung-sliwny Is severely punished, ns It Is one of the gravest crimes of which a person can be ac cused. Fuug-shwuy keeps many n corpso from being burled for years, and tho whole family lu n perpetual whirlpool. The place of honor Is on the left side of tho tomb, nnd Is Intended for the first son, the nearest place on the right. Is for the second son, nnd so on. Now tho position on the left may not be so propitious ns the one on the right, nnd so there Is perpetual quarrels between the two sons us to which each shall occupy. One Is ns desirous of secur ing a certain place as nnotber Is op posed to It. One person may Insist on having the bnrlnl postponed for a cor tnln period becnuse the yenr of the Chinese sexagenary cycle conflicts with his horoscope. Sometimes tho burial docs not tnko p'.nco for the rea son flint that particular year Is one In which It would not be advisable to build a tomb fronting in a certain di rection. J here Is no trouble lu keep ing tho corpse unhurled for an Indefi nite period, ns It Is safely stowed away In au hermetically scaled cofllu. Slitn-l.lRlits on I,lto. ' Belter nn ouuee of to-day than n pound of to-morrow. Your secret Is your servant, but givo It liberty nnd It becomes your muster. The real proof of the pudding is In the state of your health the morning offer you have eaten It. Mnu'a Inhumanity to man enables tho policeman to draw his salary. Tho oftcner a mau's Idols nre shat tered the less he cares for divinities. Probably the future looks dark be cause coming events cast their shad ows before tJiem. A girl mny bo lioth pretty nnd Ignor ant, but she Is never ignorant of the fact that she Is pretty. I'eoplo may sympathize with tho mnn who acts the fool occasionally, but not with tho ono who insists on giving a continuous performance, Chicago News. VIhii rigs lliillil Homes. In pnrts of Ternk rude little resi dences mny bo observed, each having but ouo householder tho boar that constructed It. To raise bis nulo dwelling the Pontic pig bites off shrubs and grass c'ose to the ground acl upon a cleann;: pre viously made, within nn hour or two, has built the abode, to which he retires dally about 11a. m., sleeps for four or five hours and then takes a scroll. It Is true tlmt the pigs of Pernk aro touiowhat Jerry builders, 'jut then they Oliver occupy their houses more than three or four days beore moving to some other newly constructed tene ments. rearson's Weekly. A Sparrow's Oild Expat-lone. An escape of a sparrow at the homo of Mrs. Susan Fox Is remarkable enough to be worth recording. The bird In some manner full Into the chim ney and from there made Its way through two elbows mid several joints of stovepipe Into tho back of tha stove, through the damper and under the oven In the ashpan, where Its flut tering attracted the attention of Mrs. Fox and she rescued It There wns hot nre In the stove at tho time, but the little bird seemed to be none tho worse for Its peculiar Journey. OJ City Derrick. ATE II mi i PENSIONS GRANTED. Eaqto Killed In Mercer County New Elec tric Ral'way (or Tircntum and Sprlngdsle. Minor Injured by Dynamite Following prrnoni were granted pen sions last wick: Jeremiah Kainscy, Bedford, $-'t; George t'ntnr, Ciitionsburg, $(; An drew J. Hruer, Millhall, $o; James I'itz Kcralii, I'lcaant View, Jio; Alexander M. Hitncr, l.iginiicr, $lo; Daniel II. Crawshaw, St. Clair, $io; Horace A. Watson, West Middlesex. $lo: l.otlcn H. Ilrvilcti, Shiiiistown, John Mc Kcightiin, Catinellioii, $8; Jcmnhli Iturgcss, Ciinntislnirg, $io; Orrin II. Matthews. Heaver, $17: Joseph H. Shir ley, Long Kun, $10: Louis N. Morgn, West McKecsport. jfi; James L. I.niitf, Kcynoltlsville, $6; August l lofo, Mycrs dafe. $.... Martin Hession, a miner nt ritfstnn, received injuries which may result fa tally, lie was smoking bis pipe when it suddenly exploded. The supposition is that be had a itvnnmite rap in his pocket mixed up with bis tohneci. I'.niil NiKshcrgcr, of Wilmington t'uvnship, Mercer comity, had a fight willi an eagle in bis barn yard Friday. The bird nttc mpU'd to carry off a chicken end Mr. Uosslicrgcr knocked, it down with a club. It then Hew at him. badly clawing and lacerating bis face with in tntuns. lie killed the eagle, which measured six feet four incites from tip to tip. .V'ottn r cuke town is proposed f'ir Wcimnrrl.nid county. The Ocean Coal Coi' pany has began the construction 01 Loon coke ovens nn the Gardner farm mar I lcitiii;ii The llempfield b-anrh 01 the I V 11:1 yl .-inn railroad is being cxtM'dcd to the field, and one slinft has been opt ned t ) the depth of ,1iO feet. An exc-.'h nt vein of ton I has been stni'l; and the creclii 11 of the ovens will be be gun at nin e. S:hs A. Kline, of Grccnslntrg, exec utor of the ctate of an aged wniii in n.iieeil Sabina ! r, who died at .M-'ili-si n, Yi'cMinr.rcIati'l county, some time fieri, M-:t his son Wade and Kirk Mc Conncll down to Madison to look after some of liic belongings of the deceased. In e.oing through an old ch'-st tiny found ifiC.ooo in cash, ovtr fs.ooo of which was in gold. The peach crop in Center rnd adjoin ing counties is beginning to ripen and the fruit will soon be ready to market. The crop this year is probably the larg est ever grown in this section. In Nit tany valley alone it will aggregate over 10.000 bushels, while the total will pos sibly reach close to 20,000 bushels, (rowers expect to clean up from $.'5,000 upwards from the crop. George Henderson, of Shenango township, Lawrence county, heard a noise in his cornfield and slipping down with a club he jumped upon wh it lie supposed to be a cow, but which turned out to be a huge black bear. A desperate encounter ensued. Hender son finally breaking away and escaping to the house. The bear is supposed to have escaped from a show. At Wilkcsharre twenty-one youn women took the final vows and receiv ed the black veil at Malinskrodt convent Tuesday morning. Light of them arc natives of the United States and the others are from Germany. Rev. P. Christ, of Scranton, officiated at the high mass and Kcv. C. D. Mackerel, S. J., of HulTalo, delivered the sermon. Friends of Judge John u. Love, of Ecllefontc, have sent to Governor Stone a petition signed by almost all the mem bers of the Center county bar praying for his appointment to the place of the Supreme Court bench made vacant by the death of Chiei Justice Green an I consequent promotion of Judge McC'.iI loin to be chief justice. John II. II. Lewis, justice of the peace and ex-postmaster of Franklin Mills, Fulton county, is in custody at Magcrs town. charged with receiving exorbitant fees in securing pensions. Lewis once served six months in jail at Pittsburg for extorting an illegal fee from George Peter Barniiart, a pensioner of Fuitr.a county, Ta. William Cinglc, a farmer near Laugii Ijntown, Westmoreland county, respond ed to a knock at his front door in broad daylight and was beaten into insensi bility by men with sandbags. Neighbors heard his cries and came to his assist ance. The plunder secured by the rob ber.', was trilling. General orders have been issued from the headquarters of the National Gua.d of Pennsylvania announcing the honora ble discharge of the Twentieth regi ment; Company K. Sixteenth regiment, and the Gray Invincibles, which were recently mustered out of service. A portion of the old Tcnnyroyal coal mine which has been operated in the Second ward of Connellsville for y years, caved in under some of the Balti more and Ohio tracks near the Sodom shops, letting some cars into the cre vice. As the result of a reouest by the American Iron and Steel Manufacturing Company, at Lebanon, to their striking ironworkers to return to work, the men held a meeting and decided not to return unless the puddlers are paid at the rate of $.1.50 a ton. Work has been started on an electric railway connecting Tarentuin, New Kensington and Snringdale. At the Ta rentum -end it will join with the line already in operation between that town and Natrona. Attorney W. II. Mirtin, of New Ken sington, has been arrested, charged with violating the act of assembly and also "with setting himself up as a lawyer when not a member of the Westmore land county bar." He gave bail. The Beaver Falls Steel works, recent ly aLsorbcd by the Crucible Steel Com pany, has been ordered closed in definitely. The remains of. Harry A. GrifTin, who lied July 31, at a hospital in Vienna, Austria, from pneumonia contracted on one of Cooke's European tours, were brought to the home of his mothc. Mrs. Julia Griffin, in Beaver. Arrangements have been completed by which the Banner Silk company, of Paterson. N. J., will establish a branch mill at Meadville. It will start with 60 hands and will eventually employ 25-1. The management of the Meadville city hospital are about to build an addi tion to the hospital to be used for the treatment of patients suffering from ;onteicus diseases. THE MAN AN0H3 COAT. How etiftom tnnltps ns tremble! We assmne tlmt we are hrnve, tint we're each and sll afraid of fashion's test. It is useless fn dissemble You nro Mrs. (liimily's sive Completely, though the (act is nnt con fessed. You tnlk nf rrformntion; Ami you nny you'll nvrrltirn l)r sncinl system every time you vole, Hut n snd. pervpirihu pntinn IlimthliK-ly Iiim pn'iisvl to Irnrn Have you nerve enough to gi without a n coat? It. is nnt n tiling nf li"ntity: It is wrinkled in the biielt, And Ims bottmis which are not the slight est use. But you think it is y.wr diiy, Tlimiuh Hip tliirity finveni'-iits emck, To wear it nnd svniil the mob's nlmne. V'ou mny proudly face the lirinor. You mny scorn tin foetnnn's blnile Which is murderously pointed at your tliront; , But when wenry nml perspiring, Are you wise nnd nnnfraid? Have you nerve enough to ft without a a coatT Washington Slur, HUMOR OF THE DAY. Ilonx "What's good for removing superfluous htilr'f" Junx "Have you tried a razor?" "After nil." asserted the youthful machine polltlelnn, ' I believe in 'ring' methods." "Ob, fieorge!" sin pried, "this Is so sudden." Chicago Post. "Io you menu to Insinuate Hint I enn't tell Hie truth?" "Ity no menus. It Is Impossible to sny whnt a mnn can do until he tries." Chicago Post. Willie "Pny, pop, whnt Is con science?" Willie's Pa "Conscience, my boy. Is that within which tells cm when somebody else Is doing wrong." rVt n hoy to (liz::iiii garden, And you nety pruunoiticnti, Lre you've s:if.:v turned the eorrer 'lliat fcumu hiiy'll he liictfini; li;ut. Cliiuitfo Jtceni-'I. Nell "Are you sine he Is trustwor thy?" Hollo "Well. I put 111 m to tho ' lest lust nlghl." Ni II "What d'.d you do?" P.elle "I loan 'd bii.i my um brella." Invalid (to symiinthlzin;; caller; "My dear, I have lost nearly nil my hair." Literal Chlld-"I know where It Is, mamma; I saw It In your dressing table drawer." Harper's 15a::ar. "Sllekney Jones never seems to wnnt ruiy but cold commercial relations with me." ' "Is that so? Well, I owe him money, nnd he keeps our commercial relations hot." Indianapolis Journal. A mnn'i Rood deeds live after hira When he depart this lii'e; Hut if they're deeds fur real estate in court there mny b st.-iie. .St. Loiii rost-Uispateli, "That woman tried to beat mo down on the price of quinine." "Whnt did she sny?" "Hhe Mild I ought to uinke It ten cents cheaper becnuse she hnd to pay her little boy to take It." Chi cago Itecord. Old Lndy (pointing to elevated rail road) "Where do them cars go to?" City Mnn (bin rledlyi "Almost any where you waut, nin'ain." rqj lady "Land snkes! I thought they hnd to stay on the rails." New York Weekly. Teacher "The sentence In the lesson Is. 'He went there out of Idle curiosity.' How would you define 'idle curiosity?' . Givo nn Instance, If one occurs to you." Had Hoy "Well. I think a mummy Is about as Idle a curiosity as any I know of, ma'am." Bride (weeping) "You complain about the meals already, and I thought you might nt least close one eye to tho cooking tho first month we wero mar ried." Tho Hungry IIiisbmid-"My dear, I have closed both eyes, but things don't taste any bolter." File gende I'.laetter. Mr. Ilatiskeep "My wife broke tt fnlry lamp, two vases, nnd a cut-glass, flower-stand In our parlor Inst evening, but sho accomplished her purpose." Mr. Asciim "For goodness' sake, what was her purpose?" Mr. Hatiskecp "To capture n clothes moth sho saw I fiylug uround." Philadelphia Press. The Cnstle ot Ufyssst. in lthnca there are ruins which generally known as the Castle of ses. Although cyclopenn walls gate openings) nre found, nnd th which Is 4kj feet above tho sen adapted for the residence of a chief, many nrcliacloglsts have doubtful whether the Identification the place should continue to be a cepted. iJr. Dorpfeld has been pro vided with funds to undertake a more thorough exploration of the ruins thnn has hitherto been attempted. Several years ago he exhumed the Island of Ithncn and fixed on a site In another part of It. He has since come to tbe conclusion that tho residence of Ulys ses Is not to be found there, but In tho Island of Leucndla or Santa Morn aud near the town of Leucns, which somo have Identified as the Homeric Nerl cus. Leucndla, It will bo remembered, has poetic associations, for from on of the cliffs Sappho committed suicide. She was passionately In lovo with a beautiful youth named Phaon, and as she failed to obtain a return of affec tion, she Is said to have thrown her self from the promontory under the be lief that those who took that leap would be cured of their love, if not destroyed. In some wnys Leucndla: corresponds more closely with the d scrlptlon la the Odyssey thau does Ithaca but It will undoubtedly be aim- cult to persuade scholars to abnndoi such an ancient tradition Sclent! Amcrlcau. Maria Utr Proait. The late Canon Lyttelton. of Glou cester, England, when rector of Hag ley, was foud ot scleullnc teaching, and formed a class In bis school for physiology. After a few lectures be received a letter from the mother of one of bis pupils, snying: "Reverend 8lr Please not to teach Susan any thing more about her Inside; It makes, ner proud." f i