The Huston Transcript to fcave reading cars substituted for smokers uu (lie railroad as being more civilized. If llio Increasing fondness for tlirt automobile t'ltn 1 1 mi ih we shall II ml thn horse show with n dangerous vivnl thn first thing wo Know,' mil il will I hi ''bentity 11 ml tlni miii'liiiiK," Instead of "bnntlty ntnl tin' beast. " l.tiglnnd's queen linn given nnnthcr illustration ol Imi' good html mill rimintoti iteusn. A few weeks ngo slut not n t- it i ' I i i'ii 1 example (o Hhi 1 it it l i t propi iotorn of tli I'nitoil kingdom by having luir herda tested fur Inbcreiilo sis nml ordei ing nil iiifoclud uniiiiiilH to lit! slnnglilei oil. According In llio 'iiiiinliiiM I'll d nner, Inn Inst re I it or tint Hint epoch of mil u engineering in ('anioh-. it passing nwny in lint fni in of llio tiilui 111 I- blidgtl wlliill spnllB lllll Ol til Mil river, iitiitf it intti'tioti w illi llio SI. Lawrence, nml u trims bridge is lo Iui oreclod in it t phicn. 'I'lin (il. I bridge in not on I v thn lust tif Ihn tubular bridges in I'nniidii, hut In almt thn hint on this continent, mo I tint il re moval is really it It ivt ir icitl event. Thn iWinsnchuHclts slnliHlical bureau ri oi ts Hint thi'rn is a slondy increase in Ihn ninoiitil of work ilonn tin Hundity. This in imi strange. II in ilnn lurKflv lo Ihn net ton of working people, especially in cities, incuiivert i ii W Hundiiy into ti secular holiday. They turn this tiny tn visit neighbor i n K pleasure n-idi Is or to mnkn ox rm Dions by mil or wnter, nml thin crentes n tii'tiiniiil for tho Miriiccnul 1'HI COIldllctlllH Itllll Illotol'IIICtl, Htcillll- bout hands, waiters, hat tenders and a (rout variety of omjilo von. Within Ihn lust fow nionths Nirn tnskot beach lins been nddod to Ihn jmrk nvBtoiu tif Huston, n system nl rendy ho extended nml well organ i.od ns In exciln the admiration of Ihn rost of tliocountrv. It linn already post tho common wealth some nix million tlollurR. Tlio Into Mr. ('hallos Kliol, noil tif President Eliot of Har vard, has bi'on hugely responsible foi tho liroml-niiiiileit cuul enlightened policy pursued, ntutoi Harper's Weekly. Tim liniieh tit Nuntnskot in two hundred font w iiln nt low tide, in liroinl nml hard, n id within only n short ride of Hoidon. Treo planting ly farmers in being oneournged In n prut'tii'iil way liy tho division of forestry of tlio Uiiilol Htatos department of agriculture. A circular has recently been issued stat ing that thn tlivision in propnroil, as far nn n liinitoil appropriation will por mit, to render practical nml pu-sniial assistance to farmers niul others by co-oporating with them to ostalilish forest plantations, wood lots, tdioltei bolts nuil wind breaks. An expert tree planter linn boon placed in charge of n sect ion of tho division which hns boon organized for this work, nml ho will bo assist od by collaborators iu (he different states who ore familiar w ith local conditions. Massachusetts now has two associa tions for providing annuities for retired publio nchool tonchers one for Hus ton teacher only, the other mid tho youngest for the tonchers in the cities nd townR. The last is boliovod to bo the only guild organized by the union of small cities and towns. Though eoarcoly six years old, the Teachers' Anuuity guild hns a permnnont fund of over$.il,0l)0 and an annuity fund exceeding $10,000. It is providod that annuities shall bo 00 per cent, of tne annual salary nt the time of re tirement, with a limit of $li00. The present assessment is ono per cent, of annual salary, with a limit of $20 per anunm, which it is proposed to reduce to $10. A similar plan has beeu adopted in a number of large cities iu the country. Careful estimates made during the year 1896 indicated that no leas thau 120,000 horses were required for the ' propulsion of the street cars in actual use in the various cities in the United States, Recent estiuiutet indicate that about 15,000 horses are all that re requisite today for the horse-car ervice throughout the entire United States. This surely is a remarkable evidenoe of the emancipation of the street oar horse. Thirteen years ngo it was estimated that over 20,000 of these patient and noble servants of man were reudared useless from the xcessive strain and overwork to whiuh they were subjected. So soon does . the publio mind adapt itsolf to changed conditions that comparatively few peo ple appreciate fully the beneficial effects which the elimination of the street car horse from onr publio thoroughfares aud the adoption of lbs cable aud eloctrlj ystjuis Las se cure 1 $ JANIE'S JE1LOUSY I R Uu Mrtm Fnrrntt Otsvoi, i riti.t.Y it would bn men If wo could in married this fall, .faiiicl It wan just tlmt ncdticlivn hour when thn cooling inn Pin of thn twi light hiicccpiIh Ihn arid glow of thn tiny -when yn. lOW-lllllltlllll ln. rtnry birds begin to grow drowsy on their lu rches, and thn llrnt stnr trims. uxes inn hush witn its point, or silver .nine imyier wan Bitting iu lierensy 11 1 ll i r. Iiolsteled un Willi eiilmriui rceiited pillows, and robed iu n white iiiiifliii wrnpper. Him initdn a prnlly iniucnii, nun hihi snow n. (Ilir l-'.llunrdinir Inimml enirnrl fur ward, as hn Hiiokn n dark, nil iiinxionnu toiiiih man. wit i Boll hnel eyes, and ono of those frank, Binding tnotitiis which inspiro coMlldonoo and trust. lint .Tnnin Rhonk her licnd. "Sinoo 1 have boon bo ikioi It. fin v. 1 Have Roinetlmcs fnarnd that wo should never be married, ' she Raid. "Nonsense Janiel" tin rmnnii. slrated. Miss Covler tnrnnd nwnv Imr Imml with nn ollendod nir. I know Toil think it in linnnnnnn Cloy, but the time may conio whun wiinti "Mr own Ioto. I novor meant to hurt your feelings!" cried liny, im petuouBly. No olio sympathizes with mo no ono comprehends mo!" murmured Janio. with till) nir of nil iniurml Mo. tlounn. "Hut whnn Oounin Klsie comes, I shall hnve nt least ono con gonial companion. Sir. Kliuordinir lookml Rmnntvlinl fliHi'onifltod. Miss Coylcr had, no to speak, thrown thin same faultlessly perfect "(JoiiRin KlHie" iu his teeth bo ninny times that he had conceived a very cordial dislike for lior, without evnr Having scon her. "A rofflllnr old lnalil. with ono tnolos, a nnnnl twnng, and theories of nor own on cvory imaginable mihjcct. Raid ho lo himself. "I wish ahe wnn iu Jericho!" Ho Mr. Klmording went nwnv not in tho bent humor. Aud on Hit) street nenrly opposite the door, ho met I Mo tor MattiRon, the snug, dapper little disciplo of (lalou who daily ultoudud Minn (Joyler. "Wull," snid Doctor Mnltison.wlion lit) had excliatiged a cordial grasp of tho linud with Klmording, "how in she?" "Your pntiont, do you moan, doc tor?" "Of course. Whom else should I moan?" "About nn nnunl, t should thiuk. Doctor, in bIio really so 111? Is r!io notually doomed to Bpemi tho rest of lior existonco alternating botwoou n bod mid nn easy-chair?" Doctor Mattisou took Hnuff out off a littloounmolod nuufVdiox, "Why shouldn't Bho, if she likos it?" demnudod bo. "Do yon mean, dootor, that it is only fnnoy?" "Nine-tenths of the foraiuino oil montn of thiB world nre only fancy.iuy dear sir," oracularly pronounced the doctor. "But, doctor, can't you argue her into common senso?" "Cnn't yon?" coiintcr-qnoRtionod the dootor. "I've dono my boBt, so Lave you. Jfiss Ooylor is subject to whims aud fancies, like most of Lor sex." 'A sort of monomauiao, eh?" mus ingly uttered Guy. "Well, as much that as anything," answered the dootor, a second time having recourse to his snuff-box. "And is there no treatment likely to Lenellt it?" "Well, that is a quostion for tho faculty," snid Doctor Mattisou, shrewdly. "I knew an old lady once, who was bedridden, or thought she was, whiob amounted to tho same thing. Hue was cured by the chance flring off of a park of artillery in a va cant lot adjourning hor house. Bho jumped out of bed and ran down stairs, as nimbly as a cricket, suppos ing, very naturally, that it was an earthquake." "Impossible!" said Guy. "And my brother, who praotices In Venordale, bad a case of a bypoohon driao gontloman who hadn't touched his foot to the floor for eight years. One night there was an alarm of fire in the lowor story of the hotel where heboardod. He rang the bell and bawled for his servant in vain. A good strong whiff of smoke came tear ing up the staircase, aud the invalid of eight years wrapped himself in a drosHing-gown of red flantel, and scampered down stairs iu a way that astonished the spectators. All these were conntor-irritauta yon see counter-irritants! Now look bore, in the case of our charming young friend un tairs " - 1 "Exaotlyl" cried Guy. "You oouldn't got up a flirtation with some other young lady, could you?" "Cortainly not," answered Guy, Yery deoidedly. "I think that would have a yery rood effect." ramarkail the thoughtfully, feeling bis ehin. "But, of eourse, if you'r not willing, that uuc tft uaiter. "Bnl cannot yon atnilr nn some other case?" sollcltlously demanded uoy. "I'll tnko It Into consideration, snltt Dootor Mattisou, gravely. Cousin F.lsle arrived within a dny or two, and .lanln took llio young lady into her confidence on the subject of hor engagement and her ailments. "I lovn Guy denrly," sighed nlin; "but I shall never llvnlo marry lilmt" "(in, nonsense!" snid (hiiihiii I-.Ihio, cheerfully. "You will son," said Jennie, forn bodltigly. "I linve a presentiment, nml my presentiments nlwnyn comes trim." tiny Mlinending wnn considerably nstoiiiHlied when Ural hn saw MUs KIhIh llrown. Them worn mi Id no Rpnclielen, no fttily yenrn, tin extreme opinion about KIhio. Klin was round mid rosy, with glossy brown hair, lips like ehurrion, nnd thn brightest of vio let ldiio eyes, nnd rIiu wiih hardly iwetity. liny beeniun fast friends willi her nt once. Doctor Mattison, who wnn middle ngnd bachelor, tlid no (Ino;iiiii thn house wnn morn cheerful Hunt 11 hnd been for months. "A yer to day sincn Jntiii) linn left her ronniV" Bald Guy, noberlv. ' "And yet shn doesn't look sick," nil I (I puzzled Klsin. "Mho isu't sick!" said Doctor Mat iiRon. "Come, Miss F.lslo, I dial lolign you to n gniiio of ehonn." "Well," said KIhIo, "hero In tho board "lnt tin sit by thin window," suld thn iloct ir, moving bin chair, "Why?" ' "llneniino thnro's a neighbor oppo' Ritn Minn Knliun Hetllegiito." It wan about a week afterward that Tnnin wnn sitting listlessly In her room, hearing merry voices below elnirs, nnd woiidoring why their owners did not eomn up ntalrn to share her dreary vigil, when a tap, soft and low nn thn tick of a French clock, sounded on tho door. "('omn in!" sighed Janio. And Minn Hnlina Hottlegnto rustled into tho room Miss Halinn Hettlegato would hnve mndt) a very good realization of Mr. I'.luierding'B fancied idea of Cousin Klsie. Hlio worn spnctuelen, although they worn not nxnetly bluo; sho wnn linnl on tlin hoi iter land oT tho forties, mid rIio hnd a long, poiutod nose, that looked nn if it might hnvo been sharpened by prying into other peo phi's bllslllOBH. "KatniRo my intriiHion," snid MiRR Halinn; "but I have folt so sorry for youi" Janio coldly Inclined her bend. Hhn didn't liko Miss Halinn, nnd sho could uot Imagino what oxcess of Imperii iitinco had brought tho womnn. "Yon," Raid MiHn Hnlina, "especial ly ninco that bold one's come hern, win) (lilts so nii ila-clously with your uhonil your young mail." "I'lirtsl" cried Janio, turning piuk- aud-whitn, llko n sweet-pen lilossoni. I iiinko it n ruin never to pry into other folkn n Hairs," nnid Misn Haliua, "but with your windows ex aetly opposite, I cnn't help seeing what in going on. How can hIio bo ho treacherous, with hor eliess playing, and her 'Kmlilems of FloworH,' and her rending poetry out of tho nntuo books, nnd I saw it with my own eyen, my dear bin arm around hor wniRt? ' It cnn't bo poHRiblo!" crlod Janio. They'ro down staira now, teto-n- tote!" snid Miss Halinn. "You can surprino 'oin, if you'vo a mind to." Jutiio grow pule. Heal trotiblo otTuoluully bauisliod fanoiod nilmontH from hor mind; springing lightly to hor foot, she hurried down staira, with a step that wan wonderfully light and free for suou a chronio in valid. Miss Hnlina shuffled down after hor, nnd noiselessly openod tho door. "There I" said Miss Hnlina, "I told you so, ttparkin on the sofy, sido by sido." Janio, whoso nerves were strnng to tho highest possiblo tonnion, uttered nglittle, hyRtorioal laugh. Cousin Klsie was sitting on the sofa, indood, with a gentleman besido her, but it was not Guy Klmerdiug. 'Doctor MattiRon! cried she. "Exactly." said Dootor Muttison. rising to bis feet. "So we have suc ceeded? Much obliged to you, Miss Hettlegato." Am t it tho right yonng man?" do- mandod tho spinster, rubbing her long nose. Oh. yos it's the right young man I" said Janio, unable to repress a laugh, mortilled as she was at hor own fonndationloss jealousy. "Dear Elsie, why didn't you toll mo?" "Because, Klsie made answer, radiant with smiles aud blushes, "we have only beeu engaged for about five minutes!" "And Gny?" "Guy knows nothing of it as yet." answered Dr. Mattison, "but I shall suggest to him that his wedding take place at the same time." At the same moment, Mr. E'.merding opened the door. "Hellol" said be. "Janio!" "Yes, Janiel" and she oanie for ward with both hands outstretched, feeling that she owed him some repar ation for venturing to doubt him, even in her heart. "Guy, I'm afraid I tried you dreadfully; but but I be lieve I see the folly of my fanoies now." They were married jnst when Ooto- bur fades into November. "It isn't every old baohelor dootor whom I should advise to attempt this sort of oure," said Doctor Mattison; "because every eo-oonspirator isn't an Elsie and thore'a some danger in playing with edgod tools!" Golf Fashions ChanalnsTt Now that the golf professionals are taking to kniokerbookers amateurs re returning to trousers. The red ooat is being disosrded in favor of a dark green one. London Golf. NEW YORK Dosif?n3 For Costumos That Havo Da- como Populnr in Nr.w Yon. (!itt (Hpeclnl). The dressmakers, thn tailors, furriers nnd milliners nrn enjoying tlitlly confer encen with llioir clients, mid Ihn worn TtlR OI.VMI'U. on nrn rapidly coining forth in smiirt, iichu nnerles. One ofitheir first resiionsiliilities wnn to provide themselves with thn proper sort of walking Jntt, and thn Monrr, ron a struggle ban been to arrive at a com promise between the artiolo that would uppear advantageously on the street ana yet murk a decided departure from tho hard quill and crown band habit of last season. A single plume from the old gray goono's tail, stuck inde pendently through the orown of a slouch folt, is not the approved idea now. A green, or gray, or brown felt with a bent-edgo brim and a stiff "bowler" crown seoms to be the tri umphant ono of many shapes and as might be expeoted it hnn been desig nated patriotically by the name of Ad miral Dewey's Ungship, the Olympin. mere is nothing nautical about the "Olympla." It is wound about the base of its brim with a scarf of dark liberty silk and this comes to a loose knot in front, in the folds of which the qnill ends of two long, soft composite plumes are mado fast. Of well-dyed barnyard fowl feathers these plumes are made, mottled white down the cen ter, aud Uey are so arranged as to droop softly to one sido. Into the lib erty silk knot a fanoy strass pin is in troduced, and this is a happy contrast to the unbecoming oowboyish headgear that all womenkind that adopted it during the summer should remember with a blush. A great many patronesses of the Olympia wear the easy-fitting hat on hair tiresBed low at the back of the bead and a strap of elastic. not skewer pins, is used to keep the folt in its place. Tho Kvory-Uay Uown. The shops are filled with the new dress goods, and what to buy and bow to have it made is the absorbing topio with the sunbrown shoppers. tot tne every-aay gown which mnBt stand bard wear, such as is illustrated in the large engraving, the reversible Harris tweeds are highly recommend ed. The best quality comes fifty-six inohes wide and costs 32.75 a yard. It is sold in all the new attractive shsdes, with real Scottish elan plaid for the reverse side of the olotb. When these double-faced tweeds are nsed lev skirt and ooat costuinr, bo lining win7 FAfflM tho Metropolis. U it In required and Ihn lapels, finfTn and collar or llio eont nrn made of the plaid, Camel s hnlr cheviot In exlremely iiiMiiioniiiiin thin yenr. It cnu linfotiuil in dashing plaids, nnd in indistinct plaids of mingled dull nrtistln rolorn. Then (hern nro nltrnetivn half Inch cheek cheviols nnd thesn crossed with Harrow slripes. (irnphitn gray mid inn nrowns ami iiiues nrn usually thn foundation shades of thesn cheviols and thn linen which run through them nre generally automobile red, vivid green, orange yellow nnd bulge. Thn I. miff friafnr. A litlln later on nnd wn will Im criti cising thn usefulness and beauty of thn long skirted ulster Hint fit n tho body elosn and linn a trifle of fullness in thei rear, where n strap spans thn bnnn of thn Rplun aud in glorilled by a largo silver buck In. Long cloth ulsters in the rolder weather will bn used with enpelcts of benr'n fur that nro short on thn shoulders, high In thn collar, but almost reaching Ihn feet iu front In two stole ends. Thn opera mantles. ro far nn they hnve allowed their chnrum to bo viewed, nro beautiful in thn ejlreme. 'I hoy am long, of course. carry large lace hoods a In llretonnn mndt) of hnnvy lace lined with o dontd silk muslin, and iu order tognin n de sired width at tlin shoulders the silk. sntiu or damask skirtsofthe nonl hnng rrom wiilo yokes of laco ovor sntiu and cloth oow.v. thin yoke in idged by a deep bertha frill. One of the most commendable of the nnw wraps in fur in a cape col lar having broad ends fulling to or be low the waist line aud made of the THE KEW CZ.STZB. tails of brown bear, so called by fur riers who would like ell animals to posies symmetrical salable tail. MAUD AND THE JUDGE AGAIN, Maud Mnllsr Jumim.1 na hr time worn bike fur an etnalng- hit at tlin dusty ilk. An old drop frsms of a 'way flows osr Willi a ratlin Ihn !), In- ilesd oould heart The Jiulitn frtmH ponretlnff nln hshlail, Out airing tils grunt Jmllnlal mlml, lie iintsd Dm ntiiiro nnnt nn I trim Ami Kmnefiil inutlnii of hidden limb. And hn said tohlmssir Iu his ifrnvn itllhtf "Whntsinnttnr with Mamlm Hunt all right!" Il drew hxsldn her smt n.knd her flat V liy hlio rode such n diirnnd Innrnrt as thnt. And shn snid tmle-lmly rmuld III support Hindi wheel ns thn Judge of lliM.IIMrl.it oolirt. II" told lnr she could nn n elintnless ride, With n tlhiiiKiinl (riiino, If she'll lis lilstirldn. Or If shn would tutr-t up hla selo Ills J hey would tandem together ns man and Wife. Maud hit nt thn halt He a liiinijrv trout. And Out old Judge siiilhiil as he yanked Imr out! They rldn on a tnudem now, ef emirs". Hut Maud has to work like nlresdmlll hnrsnt For thn Judge hits leiirnnil how to sit and shirk And lei hla darling do nil thn work. lie weli;hs 1W hundred mid flftv-oiin. Hut thn poor girl thinks It nn even ton! Anil shn oflnti says with a mln r-nt henrti nii-ii n nn on'-K on fey Ol'l l'!ll CnN. "Of ml trim words Hint I everspskn, ihn truest nrn ll....... n..'. . i.i.....i. - Heiiver Kuiiday Post. HUMOROUS. Tlpp Thn bicycle school starte. with a good iiltniidiinen. Topp-ilut I suppoHo the ntteiidnucn full off. "They call clam bakes now Downy brenkfuMlH." "Whyso?" "Htupld bncuiisti they'ro eaten between shells." Old I,ndy f loodunss! Now dan gerous it in to go up in a balloon. Hulloonist -Not hnlf as dniiffnroiis an it In to comn down, ma'am. "Mamma wants a macadamized bill when you send Ihn next Kroceries." iluelnrod liotothy to thn grocer an she left on tho counter her mother's or der. Iir. I'ulTor - i'uet is, it's Imrd for inn to keep truck of ull my patients, ''ogg Yes, siioing that when a man dins his nuuie is dropped from the di rectory. J'taidit-itl i'nrnmr If hn says lie loves you I sniiiiosn he does: but can Im support you? Daughter--Why, pup, you know it wasn't his fault tliut tho chair broke. Visitoi )o they trcnt von well linro? rrisoner Yes, indeed, 'J'h only thing f have to complain of in their luck of conlldeneo in mo. Thoy lefiis i to give mo a latchkey. There nrn fortunes to he made, M'l I hey sny; There nrn fortunes to hn tnadn Jn n day. Hut to make one tnkn this hint, lo hot toll and xtrivn nnd stliit (el H ponl'lou In tlin inlet; J lint s the wnv. Hn Only think, darling; there nro ho many people in tint world, and ynt you think mo o of me than nil tlio rest. Am t it funny? Klio Funny? Why, it's perfectly I idiculous," Hlobhs This painting in a genuino Murillo; thn man who bought it rmid 310,00't for it it. lilold.K -'i en thoii Rnud dollars! Now I iinilorstuiid w hat is meant by tho "touch" of tho ohf masters. "I have alwais been misunder stood," wailed thn sensitive poet. Well, tliundei ntiou. exclaimed the gross man, am t that the main rea son why yon have been able to sell yonr rhymes?" Mrs. Hnooimr I wonder if it in- true, as Dr. Jae hi says, that tho luihy of today bus n hotter clinoce of living, than the baby of lifty yearn ago? Hnooper Certainly it is. 'I he buby of fifty years ago is half a century old now. IJohs I don't know whether to dis charge that new boy or raise his sal ary. Manager What has he beeu doing? J'oss He tunhed in my pri vate olhce this morning, and told rue there was a man downstairs who would like to see me. .Manager Who wan. it? Uobs A blind limn. Courtship of Two Monkey. A friend who wan encamped in the woods recsntly witnessed the follow ing occurrence: A troop of monkeys, which seemed to be a picnic party, nnder the i hni (.;e of chaperons, rims to croi-s a creek by his camp. They came along, traveling an usual, from tree to treo by intei lacing limbs, and at the creek side soon found some vines whiuh made a suspension bridee. There was considerable skylarking; going on in the procession, but the cnaperons marshaled all serosa tbe bridge except two. Theie two bad dodged behind trees, and palpably and deliberately got left on purpose, and when the rest of the picnic was safely ont of sight they selected a nice) narrow seat, where they sat extremely close togefjr, apparently deep in conversation and as happy an could be. After some timo the larger one spied a fruit hanging not far below biiu.and began to reach down to try and get it. His reach proving too short, be took a twist with bia tail around tbe limb and swung for it. Hut even bis tail was too short, and the frnit still bung a foot or more out of bin reach. II in smaller comrade saw the diiliculty.and solved it at once. She grubbed the tail firmly, looted it from the limb, while at the same time her own tail took a turn around it, let- ber com rade's tail twist abont ber wrist, and then, all securely braced ami anchored, she reached down nntil sbs) bad low ered him in i each of that: nit. Be gathered it, and in a minute was back by ber side, and they were eating the frnit together. Forest and Stream,