V Rome now ha newspaper pub lished entirely in Latin. It la ante to ay few people write letters for Ha editor to print. The Inst Congress wasted a lot ol time to good purpose, it seoma, after all. Of 18,403 bills introduced in both houses only 1457 became laws. Jnpnn is the only country whose foreign commerce has increased more rapidly than that of the United States. Ten years ago throe nations Orcat Britain, France and Germany sur passed ns in the volume of thoir ex port trade. Hinco then tho United Htntos has climbed from the fourth to the (list pliice, and lends the world. In science, as in everything elso, Americans are forging their way to the front. In the discovery of sate lites, ns in nebula; and double stars, American astronomers are uow lend ing tlioir European brethren. Amer icans have discovered two vntclites ol Mars, tho fifth sat el it oof Jupitor, two satolitns of Saturn aud more thnn 1000 new nebnbe. Swift alone has discov ered more than 1000, and, if his life be prolonged, the list may surpass thnt of Herschel, while the wonderful eyes of Rurnhnm have soparated hun dreds of double stars. The judge advocate-general of the navy has rendered an opinion which hns boeu indorsed by the department, relative to the question of the staff officers of the navy having a title of rear-admiral while serving as chiefs of the navy bureau. He has docided thnt officers of the line, serving ns chiefs of bnrenus, must be addressed by their actunl titles in the line, not withstanding the fact thnt they hnve the rank of rear-admirnl while holding an office as head of the bureau. Should rear-admiral receive such an ap pointment, he would, of course, re ceive the full title of Lis position. The stnte department has issued in structions to its diplomatic agents npon American citizenship. It says the government does not discriminate between the native and the natural ized citizen; but that a naturalized citizen who returns to the coun try of his origin aud there resides, without any tangible manifestation ol an intention to return to the United States, may therefore be generally assumed to have lost the right to re ceive the protection of the United States. This declaration is well cal culated to stop the process of acquir ing 4sjPgJ'icau citizenship for the ul terior purpose of fomenting trouble Abroad. They size np a man from all sides over in England, and seem to think it as important that he can play a good band at whist or approach the putting green iu proper form as that he can negotiate treaties. Or peihnps they believe the man that foozles bue kind of an enterprise will be likely to bun- gle another. A London paper sum ming np Secretary White of the Amer ican embassy, describes him a's inher- iting money, keen on golf, well known with the hounds, good at a story or a bird on the wing, fine looking, and so populur as to be generally known as Harry in England or as 'Arry to his American friends. Incidentally, it mentions bis especial fitness for his post; bnt it is as an all-round mau that it primarily regards him. In a recently published catalogue of the postage stamps ot the world are some interesting statistics. The total number of nil known varietios of postage stamps issued by all the ' ' gov nments of the world np to the I ! at time is 13,811. Of this num bo i 11 have been Issned in Grent Britain, aud 8843 in the various Brit ish colonies and protectorates, leaving , 9837 for the rest of the world. Or, dividing the totals among the conti nents, Europe issued 8350, Asia 2571, Africa 2320, America 4656,and Ooeauica 005, Taking the countries separately, the most proliflo in stamps is the United States, which leads the list with 287, followed by (ouriously enough) Spain with 278, Salvador 272, and Uruguay and Shanghai with 215 each. Las Bela (Beluohistau), Poland, Tierra del Fnego, and Wadhwan have each found a solitary specimen suffice for their postal needs, while Cordoba, Crete, Formosa, Jhalnwar, and New Hebrides have each been content with pair. Two of the British oolonies have issned mora varieties of stamps than the mother country Victoria with 174 aud Ceylon with 128. The rarest stamps, consequently the most expensive, are the two earliest stamps of Mauritius, worth 85000 each, one ot British Guiana of the same value, tone of Hawaii appraised at $1000, ne ot Rumania at 91500, and several ' of the United State at from 8500 tc 1250 evrjh. THE SONQ OF W are the masts of ships, Nurtured for centuries Htorm-wind and mountntn-broeze Taught ns our harmonies, Kissed us wltb mother lips. Bee how the tender and stern Heavens hare bidden us rise, Crying, "behold the eyes Ot stars In the faithful sklest Lift up your heads nnd loaru 1" Hear how tlin Run doth laugh, "t'llmb ye thus, sons of mine? flunk yo for things divine? Yours Is the sunlight wlnni Take of my wnrmth nnd ipuitT. Cometh our !nrd, the Wind, Prlnglng ns songs, nnd siiltnt "Nnv, this Is naught but brenth fltrivliiK nnd love nnd death, ini-BU i luit, mr eeuiuui Josephine t THE TRAMP'S KISS. t A wet. boisterous night. Along a rain-sodden country road a man, with his lint brim pulled forward over his eyes, slowly plodded his wny. Ho had left tho city more than two hours before, nnd its lights hnd disappeared with the oncoming of the storm. lbe weary pedestrian suddenlv paused nnd leaned on the knobbly stick in his hand. No! ho was not mistaken; tho light he had seen ema nated from a cottage window a cot tage that stood just off the turnpike. Surely every henvt did not bent unre sponsive to the cry of hunger and cnarityl Surely he was not doomed to die of starvation and fatigue in this, a Christian land! Tho grimy fl Hirers closed tightly about the stick, nnd the starving mau approached the door of the little cot tage. The sound of voices reached his ears as he stood for a moment ir resolute. One was the deep, gruff voice of a man, nnd the other was thut of a woman. He knocked gently upon the door. It was opened, and a stal wart yeoman nppenred. The wayfarer's eyes wandered from the cozy fire to the repast on the table before it nnd from thence to tho ruddy face above him. "Well, what d'ye want?" snapped the cottager. "A mouthful of food I'm starving," replied the wayfarer. "Food, eli! thet's allays the cry," snarled the other. "Why don't yer work fer it,same as Oi do? Ger away, or Oi'll set the dog on yer!" and the door was shut violently in the suppli cant s luce. A low moan escaped his lips, n't 1 !u leaned heavily against the trelii .iork before the door. When at hi i he turned from the cottagonnd s.j.ight tho open road a strange light had entered bis sunken eyes the light of despera tion madness! Wild, incoherent words foil from his lips; an exultant laugh gurgled in his throat. Hark! What was that? Something was ap proaching from behind. Ah! that somethiug was a cyclist. He could nee the small, trembling light of the lamp and could hear the suck ling sound of the tires on the wet road. The starving wretoh stepped back beneath the sba lowof a tree, ami as the solitary cyclist drew near he placed himself directly in his path. "Great Hcott, my man! where the dickens hnve you sprung from?" eac nlnted the ridor, a young fellow, ns he dropped lightly from his machine. "It s a good iol) I was going easy; if I hadn't either you or me, or both of ns, would have been fitting subjects for surgical research by this! ' and the speaker gave his broad shoulders a shake to dislodge the rain from his torm cape. "I wanted you to stop," snid the other, his words comiug through his set teeth. "Indeed, and for what reason?" in terrogated the cyclist, trying to see the features of the last speaker. "I I wnnt help," and the kuobbly stick was lifted, undisoerned by the cyolist, a few inches from the ground. "Help, did you say? Then you're on the road?' oh?" "Call it that if you like, but I'm starving!" "Good henvens! Yes, now I sea your face I don't doubt it! Hero, old chap, for goodness sake go aud get something to eat, and the young fel low plunged his hand in his pocket. Suddenly a thought seemed to strike Dim. "Bnt money would bo no nso to yon," ho said; "you want food, nnd you can't buy that any noarer than the town. Stav,I know. I am on my way to a house halt a mile further up the road the house is called 'The Hollies' you can't mistake it; thore are two turrets; besides, anyone will tell yoa which is Mr. Temploton's house. I will ride on ah! I see yon know Mr. Templeton; but yoa have no occasion to be afraid of him. He's a justice of the peaoe.I know, bnt he' got a soft heart and if he hadn't, his daughter has. Well, I'll just spin along and Bee there's somethiug ready for yoa to eat wuen von arrive. The voting fellow had placed his foot on the step of his bicycle to mount wuen he felt the tramp s touch ou lus shoulder. "Well? you nuderstand me, didn't "Yes, I understood you, but" "iiut wuatr' "Who is this Mr. Templeton whom ynn just spoke about is it Robert Templeton, the celebrated architeot? "l'es." "And in be related to yoa?" A shade of annoyance crossed the young fellow's f joa, but only for an instant. "N'o.not exaotly as yet," hereplied wltu a lungu. "But I may be related 1 to him be'ore long - at least I hope so, us a son-iu-iaw,;uu knov." THE PINES. "hardens that feared my blu Everywhere men, below i Dnnger and toll nnd woe, Wonders ye may net know, All these I saw and passed. "Nay, but new melody tiring 1 to greet your enrs. Ye, without doubts or fears. Not all in vnln lire the years Lo, I behold the Hen!" Long h nth It called to us Here on our mountain-side, l'atlent we wait, we bide. Dreaming of waves and tide Do they not murmur thusV Musts of tho ship to be: This Is the tryst wn keep. Hearing the unseen deep: And we answer in our sleep. We shtlll lien ld inn Men:, Preston l'enbody, la Youth' Companion. "Ah! I had forgotten; he hns a daughter." The knobbly stick lay on tho ground now, and its owner was trembling like a leaf. With an ngilo spring tho cy cli'it seated himself iu his saddle, nnd ns his feet found tho pedals he looked round ovor his shoulder. "Don't forget,"said ho; "the bouse with the turrets. I will vouch there is a good, square meal awaiting you." And witn that he rode away through the drenching rain. Robert Templeton, the world-famed architect, sat in his study deep iu thought. From some distant portion of the old house the sound of a girl's fresh, young voice.singing "Love's Old Sweet Song," reached his ears. Sud denly the song censed, nnd Robert Templeton knew the dreaded moment had arrived knew thnt Harold Frank lin had called for his (Temploton's) answer. He had promised to give it thnt very night thnt very hour nnd Franklin, anxious lover that he was, had braved the inclemency of that night to hear thnt which meant either lifo lo.ng hap piness for him or n dreary drag of "stale, flat and unprofitable" existence. Templeton rose from his chair aud pan vl slowly nbont the room. Tho story ho bad to tell Harold Franklin win inevitable. How would be receive thnt story? Would he, in his great love for Clnrice, laugh the deception to scoru; or would he hen)) contumoly upon the narrator's he.id and leave the girl who loved him for evor? No, banish tho latter thought! Harold Franklin was a true English gentleman not one of the soulless creatures who sometimes pose as such creatures of veueer nnd vapidity but a man with a heart ns sound ns one of the oaks of his native land; a man who valued his fellow-creatures for their true mind-worth aud not sole ly ou account of their wealth of the world's goods. Half an hour passed, nnd Templeton was still pacing about his stiwlv, when a firm step approached, and a knock sounded upon the door. Templeton went across and threw it wide open. His visitor was Harold Franklin. Aud so you have come for my answer, Harold? Bind the architect, ufte" thoir formal greeting. "les.str," replied the young fellow, with n quick look in the other's face. Templeton placed a chair for his visitor nnd sat down facing him. 'lint where is Clarice? It it neces sary she, toa, should hear what I have to snv," he said. "Clarice is acting the good Samar itan to a poor fellow I met: o i t ie ro.id," said Franklin. "Ho was faint with hunger, so I presumed to invite him to bite aud sup beneath your roof, Mr, Templeton. I trust my presump tion did not overstep the bounds of my aaquaiutancesuip with y out self You did perfectly right, Harold." interposed the elder mau. "And Clarice, yon say, is attending to the poor fellow with hor own hands?" "les,sir; sue preferred to do ho. A few minutes later Clarice Temple ton entered the room, aud both its male occupants were surprised to see her eyes were tearful.. "Yon have been weeping, child?" said her father, as she sank down ou the hastock at his side. l'es," Bhe. said softly; "it was sotnitbing th it poor mau did an 1 said when no was bidding me good night nu.l thanking mo for the food I had placed before him." lioboi't Templeton was too much engrossed with his own thoughts to reply to what Clarice was saying. ".My child," he said, after a short pause, "it is only right that yon should hear what I am now about to say. Tt is ouly right that the man who desires to make you his wife.nud who is here tonight for my answer, should know your history und mine." The young lovers gazed woudering ly upon the speaker, aud their bauds sought each other's instinctively. ' "History, sir! I scarcely under stand you," said Frauklin. "1 know already that you, the most illustrious architect of the time, wore, in your yon u ger days, far - poorer than you now are. Have you not told me ofteu that yonr early struggles were fraught with privatiou? Your history, sir, is one that redounds to vour credit." "I do not refer to the struggles of my youth, Harold; it is somethiug else something which coucerus Clar ice. It is this: Clurice is not my daughter!" The words were spoken at last. "Not yonr daughter?" whispered the girl, her face blanching deathly pale. "Sit down again, my child, and listen to my story. It is an old story a common theme for novelists, but true iu my case: "Two brothers fell in lovo with one girl. Out of the brothers is studious and aspiring; the other is wild and careless. The girl chooses the one who thought of tomorrow as a time of pleasure and hated the plodding life of industry. The brother who was studious gunrdod his secret well; none knew his lionrt wns rent with un requited love. He smiled aud spoke commonplace words to the woman who had unconsciously broken his heart; but in the solitude of the night his thoughts would ever wander from bis books to the dream that had beeu shattered. "He left his native town nnd settled for a short time iu Manchester. One dny he received word thnt the brother who occupied the place be himself hnd often dreamed to fill hnd been ar rested on a charge of forgery. The chnrgo wns well-founded, nnd eventual ly ho was sentenced to 15 years' peual servitude. ' "This was two years after his tnnr ringe and one yenr nfter his child wns born. His wife never recovered from the shock, nnd when the husband hnd served but one yenr of his imprison ment she was laid to rest. I leached her side a few hours before she died. She begged that 1 would take enre ol tho golden-haired prattler sho was leaving behind -take enro of her until ho had nerved bis period of imprison ment. I promised, nnd when the earth closed over tho body of her I hnd loved 1 took the child awny the child thnt resembled the mother so much. Yon were thnt child, Clarice." A silence fell on the ltttle group as Templeton finished speaking, nnd the golden bend of Clarice hnd drooped forward until it found lest on the ar chitect's knee. "And whnt do you expect me to sny, Mr. Templeton?" asked Frauklin at length. "I expect to hoar you say what your heart prompts you to say." "My heact prompts me to say thnt nothing you have told me tonight has altered my lovo for Clarice, and I re peat again I love her ilcarlv, nud she loves me; we ask your consent to our marriage. " "And I give it, Hnrold," said Tem pleton. taking Franklin's hand and wringing it. The young fellow stooped and raised Clarice from h r dejected altitude, kissed her streaming face, and they passed slowly, side by side, from the room. An hour later the lovers stood at the end of the wooded drive bidding each other good night. The rain had ceased falling. "And to think, Hnrold, that I, who have nhvays felt proud of my parent age, should be so disillusioned; to think thnt I am the daughter of a felon!" nnd ns the words fell from Clnrice Templeton's lips sho sought to check the sobs that tilled her bosom. Frauklin drew her throbbing form closer to his side. "Nay, sweetheart, lot not the news trouble you so. You are not to blame for what your father did, nud be.per haps, by this is sorrowing for his past cruelty nnd wickedness. However, let us try to forget him nnd the past and be happy iu our mutual love and the golden days to come." Engrossed nsthe lovers wpre.noither of them were cognizant of the proxim ity of a third person n man, who crouched in tho shadow of the treps. "Yes, forgot him nnd the past," murmured the Intter; "it is only right thnt you should. As for him! " nud the crouching figure stole softly away. "But tell nie, Clnrice," snid Frank lin, "tell me the cause of the tears 1 saw in your eyes when you joined your father (I shall always call him such) aud me iu his study." "It was the poor man the tramp "He did not frighten you?" broke in Franklin. "Frighten me, Harold! No, some thiug quite different. He said I re minded him of one beloved a daugh ter who is lost to him forever and ard he asked me to to kiss him, Har old." "And you did?" quoried Franklin, smilingly. "l'es, I couldn't reTnse. Besides, he was au old man, you kuow," The following day there was found iu a pool some miles away the dead Isady of nu unknowu man. It was the tramp. Tit-Rita. llangkok, an Kaslern Venire, Bangkok, Sinm, is variously called by those people who revel in compar isons, the "V'euiee of tha East" nnd the "Constantinople of Asia;" iu the first iustauca, because of the many canals thnt run through the city, and in the seooud, because of the hun dreds of wretched aud owner less pa riah dogs thut roam its streets with impunity. There is much truth iu both comparisons. Certainly, Bung kok is the home of the gaunt and ugly pariah dog, which spends its life foraging aud gettiug just enough to keep life iu its inaugy carcass, multi plying meantime with the fecundity of cats and a tropical clime, because Buddhist's doctriue forbids its kill ing. Outoast dogs' are not the only pests whose multiplication in Bang kok may be charged to Buddhism: more noisy crows perch of au early iuorniug on yonr window-casing aud the tree immediately beyond it than iu the space of a day hover near the Towers of Silence at Bombay await ing the pleasure of the vulture4 that foed on the last earthly remaius ot those who have died in the faith ot the l'arsee. Harper's Weekly, ISaineatlo Thrills, "Have you ever experienced the ex citement of beiug aroused from sleep in a bouse at mgut when it was on lire?" "No, but I have several times gone through the excitement upou my wife's announcement of her belief that the baby had swallowed her thimble,' Chicago rvews. CHILDREN'S COLUMN. ' When Teddy Smith. Wheh Teddy Smith first put on pants He felt so very grand He wouldn't mind his mother, Or he wouldn't hold ber hand. But on the street he wnlked ahead, And tried to whistle some, lie thought perhaps he'd go to war, And fire au awful gun. lie wouldn't ride his hohliv-horse, He called .lack Hpratt "a lib1" He sat at meals In father's chair, Aud scorned bis gingham bib. His mother mustn't spread bis bread, Nor nut thin us on his plate; Bhe mustn't say, "No more, my dear! No matter what be nte. Hbe mustn't kiss him when he foil And bumped him on the stones. And she must snv, "Dear air," Just ns Hhedld to Mr. Jones! Bo hard to please this gentleman His loving mother tried, It quite enlarged bis dignity, Aud swelled bis lofty pride. And nil was brave, nnd nil wns well, I'ntll that mother said, At eight o'elock, "Of onnrse, dear sir, You'll go nloue to bed!" All, would yon have me sny what thon BeMI the great big maul1 For It yon undertake to guest 1 hardly think you cnn. He turned the corners of his mouth Most fearfully awry. He rubbed his grown-up fist awhile Across his grown-up eye. Then burying In his mother's lap Both pride and manly Joy, He said In just the littlest voice, "I guess I'm Just n boy!" Catharine Young Olen, In Youth's Com panion. One Hoy's Success. Wise men tell tin thnt one of the secrets of success is determination of character thnt will not be daunted by repeutcd rohufls aud opposition. At least one young mnn in Chicago has learned by experience thnt persistence pays. Only a few years ngo he wns a messenger boy in one of the largest wholesnle dry goods establishments In the world, nnd certainly the largest in Chicago. The boy determined that his S'i a week salary was not enough, so he complained to the head messenger. "Why, I cnu't raise your wages; I don't have anything to do with thnt," explained the head messenger. "Well, who shall I go to?" asked the boy. 1 "Try the head floormau," was the reply. The boy went to the head doorman nnd made his wants knowu. The bend doorman didn't care to be bothered with the boy's affairs.no he remarked, off-hand, "Oh, I guess you would better see Mr. So-nnd-So," limning the proprietor of the vast establishment. But the bov was not daunted by the knowledge thnt he was the least of thousands of emnloyes whose names even were probnb'y not known to the proprietor. The first time he saw thnt geutlemnn walking down the great centre aisle of the main floor of the building he stopped him aud asked for a raiso in salary. "How much are you ninkintr. my boy?" asked the grent man. kindly. "Throo dollars a week, sir," repliod the boy. "How old are vou?" was the next question from the proprietor. "Fourteen years," responded the messonger. "My son," said the great man, very gravely, "when I wns your age I didu't innke thnt much," "Well, sir, perhnps yon weren't worth it then," replied the boy with great earnestness. The proprietor laughed in spite of himself aud the boy wns given a better position and more pay. Today he is at tho head of one of the departments in the grent store, and the story wan told by ono who kuows him well. Chicago Record. Oddities of Shoemakers' M as. One of the most apt illustrations ever made by Lord Kelvin was his likeniug the luminiferous ether to a mass of shoemakers' wax. Whnt Lord Kelvin snid of shoemnkers' wax may be teste I by any boy in a maimer that will astonish his playmates. First, let it be said that the ether penetrates nil space. It in as rigid as steel, nnd yet so floxible thnt it does not rotnrd the pussngo of planets through spnc in the least. It is an iuvhible substance which trnvols in waves through nil things. Now, to illustrate the natuio of such a paradoxical material Lord Kelvin searched everywhere, nud at Inst concluded that shoemakers' wax represented it best. He made tests, aud this is what he found: He molted some wax in a common glass tumbler. After it had hardened he tried to thrust a lead pencil through it. It v.ould not go. Then he placed a coiu ou the surface ot the wax and loft it for several dnyn. When he again visited it the coin hnd sunk to the bottom of the glass. The wax had closed over it, nud by lifting the glass aud looking through tho bottom he could see the coin lying there. Had the wax beeu us deep as a well the coin would have gone on sinking un til it reached the bottom. This proved that the wax would conform only to slow movements. If lie had tried to in sh it too fust it would have resisted lim. An idea struck the sciontist. If the wax acted like this ' toward the coin, how would it treat au object which floated? He accordingly placed a cork in a tumbler nnd poured hut shoe makers' wax upon it. The wax hard ened, with the cork at the bottom. Yet when Lord Kelvin looked at the bottom of the glass iu a dny or two he found the cork had disappeared. It was somewhere iu the mjtsa of war, and jirobably rising .very slowly, but surely, toward tbytop. Sure enough, alter a given period of time the cork peeped above the surface of the hard wax, and finally it rose to a point where It remained half-imbedded in the wax, just as it would have done in a glass of wnter. It rose no higher than this, however, and a corkscrew probably would not have pulled it from the wnx. Yet its own buoyancy hnd rained it np from tha bottom through what seemed an impenetrable mass of wax. This, in fact,' Is the -peculiarity of shoemakers' wax that it resists all sudden or quick movements, but is highly suceptible to very slow and prolonged pressure. If yon pressed a llatiron hnrd down on a lump of wax on a table it is probable yon would make no impression on it, but if yon left that iron resting ou the wnx for a day or two yon would find the lump flattened out under the iron. So curious is this property of the wax that tuning forks hnve been cast from pieces of it. These forks were capable of vibration, giving a musical note aud being set going by vibrntion from nnother tuning fork, yet when one of them wns Inid ncross tho open mouth of a jar it slowly collnpxed nnd fell in to the jar iu a shapeless, sticky mnss. Any boy mny perform these experi ments, nnd the lesson iu physics to In got therefrom is no less valuable 1 bail the amusement which the perforiuuucd atlords. Chicago Inter Ocean. Moiart's Fight for Life. After his travels nnd nrtistf triumphs as a child, the great composes Mozart retnrned to Oennany, ana nt the age of twenty-three began bis reall work. His strugglos with poverty have never beeu half told. Always pursued by the spectre of wnnt, not always able to get medicines for his sick wife, generous with whnt he had to all In need, allowing himself 1 no indulgence or extravagance, he I worked dny nnd night, pouring ont I symphonies, operas nnd sonatas at nn almost incredible rate. Presents of watches, snulT boxes, and rings were showered upon him, which be . often had to pawn for a dinner. His audience often carried him home on their shoulders, when a good supper would have been more welcome. The score of the "Magic Flute," the first German opera of grent merit, was composed at the request of a Viennese manager who paid a trifle for it, though it enabled him to build a fine opera house nud lay the foundation of a grent fortune. At the time of Mozart's death, when his half-crazed wife could not pny for a coffin, this manager rnshed -about Vienna with sentimental tears for the loss to music, but would not give her one krentzer for funeral expenses. Mozart's cheerfulness only deserted him iu his lnnt few months. His wife hnd been enabled by friends to go to Baden for the waters. He was nloue, when one night a mysterious stranger, nil in grny, enme with nn orisr for a requiem to be composed within a mouth. Mozart felt thnt this was a visitor from the other world, nnd thnt the requiem would be his own. His wife returned to find him working with intense absorption over this funeral mnss, sitting over it till he swooned in his chnir. The mysterious visitor afterword proved to ben noble mnn who hnd lost his wife. Now the mnsicnl world rang with the fame of Mozart's Inst opera. The dying mnn was offered the rich ap pointment ot organist in St. Stephen's cathedral. Flattering proposals from many malingers flowed in too late. At his funernl, iu St. Stephen's, only five musicians were present, be sides the priest nud the pallbearers. Iu the rnin and shut, the little group of mourners shivered under umbrellas ns the hearse left the church door. Evening was fast closing in when it reached the graveyard of St. Marx, where, among the "third clnss" Moznrt was Inid to rest. The wenther wns too much for the mourners, who dropped off one by c-ne, till only the drivor accompanied the body. The grave digger and one old woman the offlcinl mendicant of the place re ceived him. Being told there were no' monrnors, nnd this wns only a "band master," she said, "Then I've no morn money to look for today. Mu siniuus are a poor lot. Better luck to morrow." Then the coffin was dis mounted, nnd shove 1 into the top of a grave already occupied by two paupers-tor this was the third pauper funeral of thnt day. So lived nud fought nnd died a child of genui-J The New Voice. A Clever Thief. Budnpost, or one of its Biibnrbs.hns one thief of whom the baft'ol police force bnt for professional scruples wo-Id ba really proud. A real estate ngont, unable to rent for the winter th suburban c dtage which ho had occupied during the summer, locked the gates and doors nud moved bnck to Budapest. One dny not long ago the city architect npproached him with reference to the sole of his prop erty, which was desire 1 ns a site for a tmblio building. The agent named hi price. "But." snid the architect, "is not thnt a little high for vacant property?" "Vacant property! Bless yon man! it isn't vacant. There's a brick cot tage on it, nud a good one." "Really," returned the other, "yon are mistaken. I was there but yester day, and there is no sign of n house ou your land." The owuer investi gated, nnd found that he was, iu fact, no longer a householder. During the tall a gang of bricklnyers hud ap peared, demolished tho honso a task that consumed nbont it week londod it into carts and departed. Cor.o spt.ndouce of Chicago Uttoi d. The Ktoeptlon, "Any man cnn become rich by per soveiiug, 1 eifcistent eC'ort." "I don't know; I've never yet run non.ss n millionaire book agent." Chicago Record, 1 J