VOLUME 7. UEYNOJiDSVlLLK, PKNN'A., WEDNESDAY. DECEMDER 7, 181)15. NUMBER 2!). Big Reduction! Your Opportunity! Here is your opportunity to get good Shoes at a big reduction. Don't miss it. Bargains in Shoes I handle a fine line of the latest styles in ladies' and gents' shoes which I am selling at a small profit. Call and see my stock before buying your shoes. JAMES K. JOHNSTON, Nolan Block. Handy Tools Reunoidsvilie Hardware Go. A. D, DEEMER & CO, Dress Goods Our. line of Dress Goods surpasses all others. We have without doubt the largest and most complete line of Black Goods ever shown in Reynoldsville. Novelties from 12J to 50c. per yard. . Fine Black Crepon from $1.00 to $2.00. 42-Inch Serge at 25c. per yard. A beautiful line of all-wool Poplins in all shades. A fine line of Dress Patterns Dress Trimmings to match. Call and see our Silk Waist Patterns from 85c. to $1.25 per yard. A complete line of Taffetas. fur Collarettes Something you need for cool evenings. Ask to see our $1.79 Collarettes. We have a few left; we ex pect another new lot in this week. Ladies,' Misses and Children's oats and Wraps Ladies' plain cloth Capes, Kersey and Bouclays, nicely trimmed. Ladies,' plain and crushed plush fur-trimmed Collar and Front they are beauties fancy lined. Our LadieB' Jackets great care has been taken to select only one of a kind. Call and see our new Blues, Tans and Greens. We can save you money Vn Bnv wrnn vnn hnv nf na. W nfirtnlnlv nn o-ivn v rf - y r - - - j y.. o You good values. Jee our WOOL BLANKETS from 2.50 to $4.00 per ' 1 1 ' Tl 1 . 1 e jr i- - A. an. T T f P w inoii jjiaD&eiB lruui ioc, Yarns and Flannels fl,D. I am now cloning out my ntock of Ladies' Coin Toe 2.M) Shot-H for 1.75, and Men's Box Calf, Coin Toe, $3.50 Shoes, for $2.50. These shoes are first-class and a hg bar gain for the people who buy them. are more than convenient; they're necessary. You want tools, and you want good ones, too. In our stock of hardware we carry the best tools made in this or any other cquntry. It's a maxim in hardware that the better the article the better it pays to buy it. There's value in such goods and you want value for your money. To insure that we confine our stock to top grade. Don't go elsewhere for something that's too poor even for a gift. to naps irom oc. of all kinds. Deemer &Go. Hloti scnool Bulletin. mnTiBiAi,TArr: Mitw-la-0hlif. Mutj BttfX, '00. ant Hlt.r, Eiiot , '01. L.itl Idlttr, Ljdlt Utilise", '00. PERSKVE11ANCE. Almost every pirtloo of the earth teems with works which show what man has boen ablo to effect tn the phys ical world by means of perseverance. Calculate, If you can, the effort re quired to butld the pyramids of Egypt. Can you conceive of a more enduring monument to the triumph of persover nnce than that f IxHik at nature. She ha a thousand voices teaching lemons of perseverance. The lofty mountains aro wearing down by nlow degrees. The ocean Is gradual ly but surely filling up by deposits from its thousand rivers, and by the labors of a little insect so small as to be almost invisible to the nuked cyo. Still nature ha but ono lesson tin this subject, und that is, "Persevere" ITow many of those whom tho world cull geniuses can exclaim with Newton that they owe all their greatness to porsoverlng efforts. All of them. Gib bon consumed nineteen years In writing his masterpiece. Mow many of us would havo had tho courugo to persevere that length of time? Go to the men of business, of worth, of Influence and ask them who shall havo thelrconfldenooand support. They wilt tell yon, "The persons who fulter not by the wayside, but who toll onward and upward and whose motto is 'excel sior.' " They Bhun tho lazy and the in dolent; they would as soon trust tho wind as such people. Wo, tho Juniors of 'ltd, should set our aim high, and Instead of sighing, wish ing and waiting, go to work with un en orgy und perseverunce that will sot ovory obstacle tn the way of our success flying liko loaves before a whirlwind. Let us be our own helpers. If a rock rises up before us, roll it along or climb over It. If wo want confidence lot us prove ourselves worthy of It. Do not let us bo content with doing what has been done; but let us surpass It. If we deservo success we may have it. All havo cares, disappointments and stum bling blocks. We. the class of '00, should remember, though, that sobs and cries, groans and regrets, are of no avail, but that high resolves and cour ageous actions may with safety bo re lied upon to do much to lighten life's burden. '00. LOCAL. Soma skaters half the timo they are on lee only havo "a skate on." "Shorty," when asked to explain the formation of dow, she said: "The earth revolves on Its axis every twenty-four hours and tn consequence of its tremen dous pace, it perspire very freely." It baa been said that a certain Sub. Is not a positive scrub, but a compara tive scrubber. The request for a Junior class meet ing bus been granted. The meeting took place Friday afternoon for no other purpose than to fulfill the request and put up a bluff. The Pres. said a part of this: To go out or not to go out, that's tho question. Whether you like It or not. The flntt was accented on the spot, Much 1o her surprise, Kor they wanml us to llnolnirtr.o For a deed that vhh never (tone. That's the reason they gave u the run. The persons that failed to serve on the program Friday didn't have much "interest in the principal" after the meeting. A Senior hat found a new synonym for necktie. It is "belt." Be ought to have a "belt on the neck" instead of one round his neck. Guy Slur la authority on Plumoreek football rules. A Senior said: I haven't an "axe to grind," but I've got some "Latin to grind." Smith got a new pair of brojrans. These cold days bring plenty of work for Colemen. If bread Is the staff of life then the minor editors of this staff must be hard biscuits. The long looked for pins of the Junior class have arrived. The boys have not received any, as they Intend to have theirs made of gold, two inches In diam eter. Sec of Class. Come, you members of tho High School, show your zeal by putting your shoulder to wheel and move the Bul letin along in Its good work. A Sub. said: The war with Spain caused an enormous stagnation to the trade of our E plurlbus uuutn. ' Muggins has a new beaux and she has a string on it, too. Tho High School Is going to present a petition to school directors to estab lish a lunch counter in connection with the High School, oepoolully for the Sub-Juniors who cannot satisfy their appettt.es when they are at home. m s Statistics from the Pi lnelalV 3 J?? Report for the Third 1; 1? Month, Ending Nov. 211. g 2 lmw. I 3 5& Room 14, V. 8. Breed 40 HI) (Ml " 13. J. (. Hallotitlne... 4(1 41 HI " 12. V. C- Hammond... 47 44 li.l " 11, K. K. Booth 52 4H l " 10, Julia Klrk M 4H 03 " It, W. J. Weaver 57 M 117 " 8, Lulu Black 5:i 4S U2 " 7. Maggie Butler .... 5t 54 IMI " M, Jessie Smoltzor... 84 0 1)4 ' 5, Minnie Whltmoro. (17 2 H4 " 4, Mary Patton 77 7.1 IMI " 3, Myrtle Oelst 72 84 1)2 Total Prospective Candidates. The Indications aro that there will be plenty of candidates for the various county offices next year. Those already spoken of, so far ns wo have Ioai nt d, are: For Sheriff, T. M. Kurt, of Punx sutawney; James Lockard. of Llndsey; J. B. Bykes, of Sjkesvllle, and J. M. Chestnut and John E. Barr, of Brook vlllo. Register and Recorder. John Evans, of Brookvllle; George Gnyley, of Eldred township, and E. C. Burns, of Reynoldsville. Treasurer, Jacob C. Smith, of Young township; Gil. C. Hvltz, of Roso township; Robert M. Stewart, of Knox township, and II. G. Kulz, of Eldred township. Prothonotnry. E. II. McIIenry, of Puuxsutawney; William H. Lucns, of Corsica borough, and Cyrus Blood, of Brookvllle. Commissioners, W. C. Murray, of Punxsutawney; John II. Illndorllter, of Rose township; New ton Webster, of Polk township; T. R. Lamlson, of Young township; J. N. Kel ley, of Perry township, and J. J. Luke hnrt, of Falls Crock. This Is no doubt only a partial list. There are likely a number of others who will test tholr popularity by announcing their names for one of the county offices to be filled next full. Punxsutawney Siririt. A Young Girl's Experience. My daughter's nerves were terribly out of order. She was thin and weak; tho least noise startled her, and she was wakeful at night. Before olio had taken one piickuge of Celery King the chnngo In her was so great that she could hardly bo taken for the same girl. She Is rapidly growing well and strong, her complexion is perfect, and she sleeps well every, night. Mrs. Lucy McNutt, Brush. Valley, Pa. Celory King for tho Nervee, Stomach, Liver and Kidneys is sold In 25c. and 50c. packages by H. Alex. Stoke. Pointed Paragraphs. It Is a wise barber who never Illus trates his stories with cuts. Tho sins that pay best are the last ones we want to give up. The confirmed bachelor prefers to set tie his affairs out of court. It'a always hard to please a man who doesn't know what he wants. A girl's conversation la naturally flowory whon she talks through her hat. But few people worry themselves to death because of other people's hatred. Time Improves everything but women: they, of course, have been perfoct from the beginning. Advice is the only thing that the av erage man will five freely and without price. It might be well to remember that one little apple did the world more harm than all the oldor ever node. Our respect for old age depends a groat deal on whether it is to be applied to men and women or boardiag bouse poultry. An Important Question. If your friends or neighbors are suf fering from oosgrba, colds, sore throat, or any throat or lung disease including consumption), ask them If they have ever used Otto's Cure. This famous German remedy is having a large sale here and la performing some wonderful cures of throat and lung diseases. No matter what other medicines have failed to do, try Otto's Cure. Large sizes 25c. and 60o. Sold by II. Alex. Stoke. It Is said that a Punxsutawuey man has gone crazy trying to find a single Instance where a man has succeeded In business without advertising. Big Run Tribune. There Is only one business that we know of that Is dead easy with out advertising, and that is tho under taking business. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. The best salve In the world for outs, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satis faction or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by H. Alex. Stoke. V. . The Aae nf Orator. It Is just as easy to toll the age of an oyster by lookiug at its shell as It Is to ascertain the age of a borne by examin ing Its teeth, or a tree by Inspecting the cin'.l' rovraled by the .ax or saw when It Is laid low. When the oyster Is 6 months old, it Is as big as a dime; when 1 year old, It will cover a silver half dollar, and when 8 years old, will be about (be oircnmfereuoe of a silver dollar Tho oyster, unlike tbn crab, is not obliged to seek new quarters ot build n new house every time be grows appre ciably Tho extensions that he puts on his bouse are clearly marked by a well defined ridge Oysters are esteemed to he at their best when bet wean 4 and 5 years nf age, and the plntters endeavor to protect tho beds for that length of time. Conscien tious oyster men that is, men who aro rot lucliued to kill the goose that lays the golden tgg alwnys return to tho bed oysters that ore too yonng, bnt in ease a patriarch Is brought np, over whose shell tbs tides of from 8 tola winters and summers bnve nbhed aud flowed, he is sent to market, where be is put at the bottom of tbn heap and sold with bis younger aud more lusoions companions. Pearson's Weekly The Kthleal IM-nceaa. Mr. Huxley suys iugetiionsly (speak ing of societies of animnls) that the eth ical process "is, strictly speaking, part of the cosmic process, just as the 'gov ernor' In n steam engine ts part of the mechanism of the engine." But we know how the governor got into the engine; we don't know how or why early men introduced the ethical proc ess? "It wns their nature to," and the Ignorant, superstitious blacks say that a god, Baiume, gave them this law Yet In some ways morality does seem to pay, practically, though not when carried to ah extreme. The universo, like the traveling tntor, seems to whis per to its pupils: Praotloe, youths, a little vtrtuo. JtMt aa inaoh as will not hart yon. This Is ordinary morality Go much farther, anil you are a saint The Isle of Saints has ever been the most dis tressful country Whither in the world are those reflections hurrying at I have no idea beyond an ineradicable conviction that tbe ethical process, pins some "governor" notyot Invented, will win lu tho long rnn, and that we mast back It with our best exertions. An drew Lang in Ijongman's Magazine Neither hi the Klaa. It Is told or King Frederick VI of Denmark that while traveling through Jutland one day he entered a village school and found tbe children lively and intelligent and quite ready to an swer his questions. "Well, youngsters, " be said, "what are the names of tbe greatest kings of Denmark?" With one accord they cried ont, "Ca nute the Great, Waldemar and Chris tian VI" Jnst then n littlo girl, to whom the schoolmaster bad whispered something, stood np and raised her band. "Do yon know another?" asked the king. "Yea Frederick VI " "What great act did he perform?" Tho girl hung her head and stam mered out, "I don't know." "Be comforted, myobild," said the king. "I don't know either. " Why Do We Vawat There can bo little donbt that one of the objects nf yawning is tbe exercise of muscles which have been for a long time quiescent, aud tho acceleration of the blood and lymph flow which has in conseqnenoe of this'qnlescenoe become sluggish ; hence its frequency after one has remained for some time in tho same position for example, when waking in me morning. Oo-ooeratiBff with this canaeiaaleeni ness and tbe shallow breathing which it entails. This faobor. as well aa mnanla quiescence, is apt to attend the sense of Doreoom waicn ame experiences in listen ing to a dall sermon; henoe it Js that the bored individual is apt to yawn. Aa in tbe case of sighing, the deep breath wntcn Bconnj panics tbe act of yawning compensates for the shallow breathing wuKin is so apt to exoite it New York nets i a. Hardly. Cabman (sitting in tbe street amid the rains of bis oab and horse, to driver of tbe bos which occasioned tbe disas ter) Yon I II III IMI Mil Constable (to the orator) Now, now! Yon mustn't call him such names as that Cabman (in frenzy) Him wot smash ed me oab an killed me 'orse an left me a 'elpless cripple I Wot the do yer expect me to call 'iia a 'owlin haugul? London Judy. What Cliaugea Ills Mind. "I had snmtOKcd miril vavrrtrrlnv . , j , doctor, that the days of the bleeding of patients wero piiHC. "Aud so tbevaro. Bat what rhumul your mind?" "The bill you sou t me." Harper's Weekly. A Thorough Sport. Tho Doaoou Young man, don't you kuow that there's a rainy day comiug! Spendthrift Mobbv therein, tint I'vn got S that suys the weather nun. won't ouii me turn, uouie, now, if yon've got any nerve show your uiouey. Chicago News. A CITY NIGHT. Come, let us forth and wander the Hen. the murmtirlnn niaht. The shy blue diiFM of summer trembles above tho street. On either side uprising glimmer houses pale. Rut me the turbulent bubble and voice ot crowds dellrht. For me the wheels make music, tht mingled cries nre sweet. Motion and Inuchter rail:- we hear, ws will not fnll. For see. In secret vista, with soft, retiring stars. With clustered suns, that stare upon the throes' below. With pendant dazzling moons, that cast a noonil-iy white. The full streets berkon, Come, for toll ha IttirHt his bars. And Idle eyes rejoice, and feet unhealing (to. Oh. let us out and wander the gay and srolden nluht. Lawrence liinyon In New York Trlb :ne. THE MYSTERY OF DREAMS. What Can Flit Thrnnnh a Man's Rrnln In One Ml note. It Is very certain that the majority of dreams are only of momentary duration, though extended occasionally to tbe length of a minute In proof of this Dr. Sholz tells the following story from bis experienoe: "After excessive bodily fatigue and a day of mental strain of a not disagree able kind 1 betook myself to bed after I bad wound my watch and placed it on the night table. Then 1 lay down beside a burning lamp Soon I found myself on the high sea on oourd a well known ship 1 was again yonng aud stood on the lookont. I beard the roar of water, and golden clouds floated around ma How long I stood so I did not know, but it seemed a very long time. "Then the scene changed. I was in the country,. and my long Inst parents came to greet me. They sent me to church, where the lond organ sounded. I was delighted, bnt at tbe same time wondered to see my wife aud children there The priest mounted the pulpit and preached, but 1 con Id not under stand what he said for the sound nf the organ, which confirmed to ptay I took my son by the baud, and with him as cended the church tower, bnt again tbe scone changed. Instead of being near my son I stood near an early known but long dead officer. I ought to explain that I was an army surgeon daring the maneuvers. I was wondering why the major should look so young, when quite oloeo to my ears a cannon sounded. 'Terrified, I was harrying off, when I woke np and notioed that the supposed cannon shot had its can so in the opening of the bedroom door, through some one entering. It was as if 1 bad lived through an eternity in my dream, but wben I looked at my watoh I saw that since I bad tullrn asleep not more than one minute had elapsed a much shorter time than it takes to relate tbe occur rence. " St. Louis Republic The hoat la "Hamlet." Not ninny years ago at the Queen's theater, Dublin, daring one of tbe late T. O. King's engagements, "Hamlet" was being played to a densely crowded bonne. The actor portraying tbe part of the Ghost solaced himself during his long wait from tbe first to the third act. by peratjing the evening paper, using', bis spectacles in so doing. Being inter ested in some article (probably the "weights" for an important handicap), he delayed leaving the greenroom until: the moment of bearing bis cue, when, hastily snatching np his truncheon, be rufherl npou tbe stage without bis beard cf "sable silvered" or removing his speo taoles. , A titter greeted bis appearance, but: still tbe solemnity of tbe darkened stage and the fine acting of King as Hamlet prevented any great ontbQM ni Queeue replying to Hamlet's question, "Do yon see nothing there?" answered, "Nothing at all. Yet all that is I see, " when a voice from aloft exclaimed, "Lend her your specs, old boy, " follow ed by another: "Hould your row. Sure he's put them on to see to shave him self. Cornhill Magazina A Lawyer's Retort. The greater number of oases are tried before judges without juries, and the occupants of the bench are nooustomed to resent an eloquent appeal as some thing in the nature of au'insult to their mental powers. "Do you think to soften my heart, " sarcastically asked a well known ohan oery Judge when a member of tbe. equity bar, making a rare attempt at rhetoric,' drew a pathetio picture of bis client's wrongs. "My lord," replied the oonnsel, who who at once recognized the fuilure of bis OOIlOal. but was nniolr in fl..H ....... in his retort, "I know it is impossible. " jjouoon uiooe. Two Extremes. "My ambition, " suid a French writer, "is to coudeuse n book into a chapter, a chapter into a paragraph, a purugraph iuto a olirnuo " A uu,tau 4., ..... I w.wi 1.4 UUO Ul UUS colleges said of Richardson, "His am bition wus to expand a phruse into a Darucratih. a. niirnm-n,,h .... page into a ohupter aud a obuptur into a volume." New York Commercial Advertiser. - A Family Secret Ont. Teacher You ilnil't bnnm - u ,t nuui h-u-n-t snails? Wht do when his collur button is lost? Johuuy (slyly) He says things! Jewelers' Weekly. 'I-