t VOLUME C. KEYNOLDSVILLE, PENiVA., WEDNESDAY. APIUL 27, 1898. NUMBER 49. Jiteft 1 CHALLENGE - SALE! 3 i 2 3 This is not Only a Challenge Sale of Prices 3 But also a Challenge of Quality. Everyone knows that price alone Is a meaningless thing, and we Bay thatjj-5 every single article offered at Challenge prices is unconditionally first-class. Having bought the large Clothing Establishment of Bell, the uomilar Clothier, Hatter and Gents' Furnisher, for Spot Cash, we simply state that ; ; 3 ura urn liers tn nffor vnil tlifi crrcn test nionev-siiviiiflr prices ever offered to any rmbliu. Our stock must be turned into ready-money, and we challenge any clothing house anywhere to cffer you such bargains. Remember we have the finest line of Clothing, Hats, Caps and Gents's Furnishing Goods to be found in any store in this section. Not having space to tell you of all the great bargains, we quote you a few prices that you can see for yourself will save you money on your -J1 I & SPRING SUIT, HAT, CAP, SHIRT, NECKWEAR, TRUNKS, 3 I SATCHELS, ETC. Meu's serviceable Cheviot Suit, in neat dark mixtures and plain black; made to sell for $7.00, Challenge t sale 5.00. Sir ken's Single Breasted Suits, in blue and black Cheviots, stylish, ' perfect fit, made to sell for 10.00, Challenge sale 8.50. EE ,B Men's All-wool Suits, in stylish Scotches, in plaids and mixture, wide shoulder facings, well trimmed. Were made to sell for 12XX). Challenge sale 10.00. Men's fine Worsted Suits, in fine Clay, French Worsteds, were made to sell for 15- Challenge sale 12. Boys' Long Pants Suits, in blue or black, ages from 13 to l'. years, a great bargain. Made to sell for 6 and 8, Challenge sale 5.00. Boys' Long Pants Suits, in brown, light shades blue and black. Some thing fine. Made to sell for 10, Challenge sale 8.00. Child's Knee Pants Suits, in all colors, made to sell for 2.00. Chal lenge sale 1.25. Child's Knee Pants Suits, in all colors, for 2 to 2.50. Challenge sale 1.75. Boys' Wash Suits, ages 3 to 12 years, in all colors, from 50c. to 2. Call and see them. They are the proper dress for boys in warm weather. Men's Shirts, over 50 different styles, for 50c, in laundered or soft goods. Call and see this line. Neckwear, the finest line you ever saw. We are showing this season over 100 different shades for 25c. Challenge sale on Hats, Caps, Shirts, Neckwear. Challenge sale on everything kept in this first-class store. Don't miss this sale. La. P. Seeley I Successor to "W. H. Bell, 1 Heynoldsvtlle, Pa. iuauuuuuuuuimutMuiituuituiirtutuuiiituiutuuuuuatuuiiauuuuiuauiiautiuiiuiuumiituuuauitiuitutituiiituirv See our Sorino stock . Our store is crowded with new goods of the latest styles. Dress Patterns and Dress Goods of all kinds. Ladies' Skirts and Shirt Waists, Silks, Laces and Embroideries. Stacks of Wash Goods. LACE CURTAINS We have a handsome line. :See them before buying elsewhere. We also have a few cur tain stretchers left. Call soon if you want to get a pair. . BING & CO. Funry Lain pit, atul . Queetui-ware. Complete Line of Cook JlmiyeH X; limiting Sloven. Jefferson Supply Go. STORE , Is' Headquarters lor Dry Goods, Notions, Hats and Caps, Boots and Shoes. IN OTXR- Clothing Department we have great bargains. We invite ' you.to come in and examine our line. It is .no trouble to. show goods. 0up Furniture Carpet Department is complete and prices that cannot . - be beat. , Largest and Finest Selected Stock " of Fresh Groceries . .." in town. Jefferson Supply Co., ReynoldBtille, Penn'a, HAVE YOU LOOKED through our stock of footwear? It merits your careful Inspection. Foot were never called upon to punish them selves. Wearing bad shoes Is wholly unnecessary. It's like going on long pleasuro trip TO wear pair of our One Summer shoes which afford every possible element of COMFORT. There's scarcely anything more painful than a earn, and most corns are caused by bad shoes. Coming to us for foot wear means perfect fits, long wear, mod erate prioes, and praetlcal economy. J. K. JOHNSTON. The Shoe Man. 11 Deemer & Co., Dealers in DRY GOODS,- 4 Notions, Clothing, Gents' Eurnishing Goods, Sho.es, &c. ' m AN ACCIDENT may result from a rider's careless ness, but not from any defoct in the APPOLLO BICYCLE. The materials from which It is con. structed are the best procurable . and are thoroughly tested. The assembling is done by work men skilled in their particular line The parts are carefully adjusted and smooth, easy running is assured. It is a wheel for speed, work and piousuro, ana a woeel to bo re lied on. RISTON'S. ftlioppt.jg; In London. One of the erroneous Impressions that Amerioani have before tbey try shop ping In London Is tbat things are re markably cheap there, and wbpn tbey are set right by actual experience with the fashionable dressmakers nun hnlmr dasher they got n second mistaken idea that English tradesmen are extraordi narily uncivil. This all arises fom the different customs tbat gnvera rctnil busiuessin the two countries. In Amer ica we pay OBsh for goods or settle onr acconnts monthly. In England, how. ever, acconnts are supposed to be ren dered quarterly, and it has frequently I in riried that because soma -patrons r;:.l iiroinlneuco tbat gives their i' i.iin ii K an advertisement the . p. rhns allowed their acconnts i., . ..ii ii.r turce and four yearj. uthcr :r..m bnvo demanded the fame privi leges mid bnvo abused them, nnd the re sult is that to compensate, for Interest on money owing by solvent debtors and for tlio sums lost through those who never pay the tradesman charges a goodly profit on all his goods, nnd the prices are accordingly high. Onhe other hiind, American women shopping nbrond seem to be bargain mad, and their ef forts to bent down prices inspire tbe tradesman with much the samo feeling that a well trnincd butler experiences when bis uouveuu rlcbo master econo niizes on his wines. In fact, looking for bargains in Bond street is folly. fciuu Francisco Argonant. Is next to the table in usefulness. It should also be beautiful as it usually oc cupies conspicuous position in the dining room. Liko all the articles in our large stock of Furniture, our lino of sideboards are distinctly graceful in design and well finished. They are not product of hasty thought and unskilled bands. Every piece Is well made and well joined. They are built to last. But the most surprising thing about them is the price. We oiler a Side board of wonderful value at a price that cannot bo beaten. . ' Hughes & Schuckers. Lord Myron. Here is a new light on tbe character of Lord Byron. Tbe quotation is from a letter by John Murray: "Lord Byron Is a curious man. He gave me, ns I told yon, the copyright of bis new poems, to be printed only in his works. I did not receive the last nutil Tuesday night I was so delighted with it that even as I rend I sent bim a draft fur i, 000 guineas. Tbo two poems aro altogether no more than 1,200 and 1,000 lines and will together sell for 6b. (Id. But be returned the draft, say ing that it was very liberal mnch more than they were worth ; that I wus per fectly welcome to both poems to print in his (collected) works without cost or expectation, bnt tbat he did not think them equal to what they ought to be, and that be would not admit of tbeir sepnrate publication. "I wont yesterday, and he was rally lug me npon ray folly in offering so much and that he dared to say thought now I had a most lucky esuupe, " 'To prove bow mucn I think so, my lord,' suid I, 'do me tbo favor to ao cent this pocketbook,' in which I had brought with me the draft, changed in to two bank notes of 1,000 and 00, but he would not tuke it." A Tranafurmatlon. Soon after my urrival in Leipsio my attention was eailod one day to an eld erly gentleman on the street. "Do you see that old gentleman with the big soft felt bat, the blue glusaes and the big umbrella?" "Yon mean tbe one who is shambling along as if he were not just snre where be is going?" "Yes, but you should not speak ao disrespectfully of tbe greatest of living psychologists." Bnt the mistake was pardonable, tor few would have supposed that he was not some plain village bnrgber who had just come up to town and felt some what lost in tbe big city. Onoe in Wundt's lecture room, however, one receives a vory different impression of bim. As tbe great philosopher pour forth one of his learned discourses those plain features light np, bis bearing be comes dignified and impressive, and yon no longer think of the ungainly walk and the quaint mannerisms. Roanoke Collegian. The Trrsmfih of bannf. Several your before tbe disco very of oil at I'ltbole an Irishman named Mc Carthy and hta son Dan- came to this country from the Emerald Islo. Dan was a yonng man of 30, but his father looked upon Mm as a mere boy and seemed to take dullgbt in ridiculing - him before people. "Yis, Dan is a good b'y," be would say sarcastically, "but, Danny, aie b'y, . yoz'll uivtr set the fiver on Are." This wns bis stock witticism, and it annoyed Dan very much, but he did bis best and soon surprised the old gentle man by scouring n lucrative job. 'Yis, Dauny has a job all rigbt," he laid. "It's $1. 00 a day, but tbe b'y'll niver set the river on fire. Not be." . When oil was found at Pltbole, Dan bnrried to t'.ie scene and was soon earn ing uunmrnlly large wages as a team ster. All tbe petroleum wns drawn in . barrels, and teutns were in great de mand, lie raved his money, bongbt an acre of laud and soon bad a well drillod tbat was producing 100 barrels of oil per day at 010 per barrel. lte elder McCarthy joined bim, saw the' well, re ceived a liberal gift of money, and then shook bis head ouiiuonsly. " 'Tis a good thing, Danny, ". he croaked ; "jo're doin well, but mark me ' worruds, yez'U niver set the river on fire, me b'y." A few days lator a flood wrecked one of Dan's small wooden tanks, the oil run down tbo river, and there xj great excitement. As Dan and bin father stood on the bank watching tbe oil float away Dan drew a match and lighted it. "Fathor," bo said coolly, "the next toime yez say 'Ji'll niver set the river ' on fire pla.o remimber tbat Oi bad a chance wuust, and and didn't do nt, bedadl" Then ho blew out the match. Har-, per's Bazar. Cftn't Tell Their Roatmnrts Apart. Jim Ilisey, aged 48, is a prosperous grain dealer in Yule. He has a ' wife, two sous and a daughter. Will Hisey, aged 48, bis brother, lives nt Sparta. -lie is also married, The two men are. twins, nnd all through lifo have been tbe living duplicates of each other. So near alike are tbey even tbeir wives cannot tell tbeui apart. Tbey dress . alike, their voices are alike and their hair nnd mustaches have tbe same colour and curls. Wbrn boys, fhey had to be tagged so that tbeir parents and teach ers would know the difference. When Jim gets a crick in tbe back, Will la ' liublo to have tbe same complaint, and when Will gets tbe rheumatism Jim al so gets it precisely in the same place. Tliey vtre formerly both engaged in the milling business and served an appren ticeship under the same man. ' Tbey were born in western untuno, ineir parents being Jacob and Betsy Hisey. Jim's wife lias only one way in which she can tell her husband from bis broth er. II" has a slight curve in one of bis fingers, wbicb bus to bo bold np in full view. Then he must give a password before be is received iuto full fellowship of tbe home circle. Many amusing in stances of mistaken identity are told of the two. Detroit Tribune. Eiamlnatloii stories. Isis of Oxford tells two good exami nation stories. The first is a candidate who in tbe divinity viva voce was asked to translate portion of the gospels. As b)did not stop at tbo end of that portion the exumiuur said to bim: "Thank you. Air. , tbat will do. We are quite satisfied with your pa per." "Ob, please," wus tbe answer, "do let me go on. i should so like to Cud out buw this story ends." Modern history furnishes tbe other. One candi date's paper in tiie Oxford local exami nation contained the following luminous and surprising passuge, "General Wolfe boldly attacked tbe Arabiun knights without wuiting fur tbe other three corpses to come np." Tnt Uldnt Apply. Mrs. Korthside was telling about the trouble Mrs. Manchester was having with her maids and was apparently tak ing much pleasure out of her difficulties. " You should not be glad because Mrs. Manchester is in trouble," said Mr. Nortbside. "Yon should remember that the Bible says, 'Rejoice not when thine enemy fulletb. ' " "Oh, thut's all right I" replied Mrs. Nortbside briskly. "Mrs. Manchester isn't an enemy at all ; she is my dearest f rioud. ' ' Pittsburg Ohroniole Tele graph. AeeliUatal Dsatu. "I understand his death was due to an accident," suid the mau front the east. "That'awhat it was, stranger, " re. plied the native. "Bill only meant to wing him whuu he shot, but -somebody joggled his arm. "Chicago Post. A Big Prloo For a Ride. In Tho Century there is an artiole on , "The River Trip to tbe Klondike" by , John Sidney Webb. Tbo author lays of : his trip to tbo mines: And here let me make a confession I, . . with others, rode a horse. No one can imagino what a sensation this "created along tbe creek. No one bad ever in dulged in such extravagance before. Though a man should wash ont $30,000 In a day, he would be content to walk. But I rode ut 80 cents per pound to El' Dorado and 30 cents to return, or 186V pouuds for 1 1 1.(10, They did not, bow ever, put mo on the scales "hS a smut of gold dust. Still, it was cheap, ac cording to an Irishman coming over the summit, who remarked tbat he bad bd his goods packed over by Indians. "An I got it chape," said he. "How mnch. did you pay?" some one Inquired. "I don't know," said be. "Then how do you know it was oheap?" "Oh, any thing wonld be chape over that place," he replied. Not So Daft After AIL Daft Tam, as he was called, wander ing through the villuge one day, got se-' verely bitten by the village inn dog. Proceeding to the inn, he showed the mistress what her "dawg" had done. She wus much ularmed and, putting a half crown into Tarn's hand, said : "Awa tae the doctor, noo, an pay him wi' tbe hauf crown." Tam eyed the coin, saying : "I dinna think I'U bother wi' the doctor, hut jist keep the siller." "For my suke, gang tae him, or else ye'll gang duft." "Hoots, wummun, ya're bletherin. Daft folk oauna gang daft twice," Pearson'i Weekly. Alt Uw Same. Brobson It's a disputed question whloh have the quicker tempers, blonds or brunettes. Cruik Is it? ' Brobson Yes. My wife has been both, aud I oouldu't see that it made any difference. Boston Traveler. Comparing Kotos, "I've been married five years," said, tbe proud little matron from Detroit. "That'. nothing, " laughed the Chi cago woman who occupied tbo same seat on the train. "I've married five times. " Detroit Is'ree Press. 7