I The Kaffirs, it Is reported, Lave be come opium eater. The Chinese have tnnght them for the purpose of ex tending their market. The use of petroleum is becoming common in China. As a result lamps and oil stoves are being imported heavily. Moot of them come from Japan and Germany. Russia is strengthening her forces in the North Pncille.ns nho did during the Chinese war. litis in means to control the destinies of northeast Asia. If Germany shall stay in China it will be because Russiau policy per mits it. The United Htates is now regarded as the leading dairy country of the world. In 1880 the aunual value of our dairy products was estimated to exceed (MOO, 000, 000, and the value ol the milch cows about .170,000,000. There are about 17,000,000 cows in this country, or one to every four in habitants; one cow, however, fnriiiHhes the milk, butter and checso for more than four persons, as hu ge quantities of our dairy products are exported. The Atchinsou (Kan.) Globe says that "up in Hiawatha the curfew will be rnng twice at 5 o'clock to call the women home from card parties to get snpper and at 8 o'clock for nil the chil dren to scamper home. This is not a bad idea, and Atchison should adopt it. If the whistle can be used but once a, day, then let it be blown at 0 o'clock for the curd-plnying women. The women need a curfew worse than the children. They neglect no duties. By all means, blow the curfew at B." Says the Louisville Courier-Journal: "A late phase of New York journal ism is the publication of twelve tele graphed interviews with murderers all over the country as to the guilt oi innocence of Martin Thorn and Mrs. Nock. A spnicmen interview is with Lizzie Wong, a St. Louie white woniau a ho married a Chinoso gambler, and killed another woman through Jealousy. This may be considered ns going to extremes, but the readers ol the New York papers must be in structed at any cost." The Chicago Times-Herald phil osophizes as follows: It was long since acknowledged that "care killed cat" and that worry slays its tens oi thousands where work kills its hun dreds. Science comes to the defence of his philosophy and pvoduces actual proof that worry kills as certainly, il not as suddenly; as typhoid or scarlet or yellow fever, and that many a dis ease that is attached to some othei vital organ originates in the brain. Occasional anxiety or care and trouble at intervals may do little harm. But incessant worry, disturbing the brain cells from day to day and week to week, will injure the brain beyond repair. The brain being the nutritive centre of the body is thus unable tc nurture the other organs some ot which will give way, and the victim, thongh said to die of heart disease oi Innq trouble or disorder of the liver, is, as S3 matter of fact,killed by worry. Bo, if the brain is exposed to that re iterated hammering of an unpleasant fear it will finally succumb, and the human structure which it inhabits will tumble into ruins. The micro scope is even able to detect this de generation of the brain cells from weok to week. Don't worry. The special report of the agricnl tural department, Washington, that Austria-Hungary from being a great grain-exporting country is becoming an importing nation, is another as surance that the American - farmer is going to get better prices for farm produce during the next few years. k me empire nst rnnnea nun among wheat producers, coming after the United States, Russia, Franoe and British India; but its tendency is to mailer production year after year Mr. Frank H. Hitohoock, chief of the , section of foreign markets in the de partment who has made a careful x study of the matter, says that th acreage h steadily diminishing, while the consumptive requirements of the country are increasing. This applies also to the willing industry. The mills of Bnda-Festb are said to be the finest and largest in the world, and hitherto have exported great part ol their output. The annual average for the Ave years, 1886-90, was 1,775, 827 barrels, but for 1801-95 the an nnal exports amounted to but 600,. 607 barrels. The grain which Austria import has heretofore been almost entirely from Roumania, Bervia and Russia, but the cessation of exports removes Mat much of competing sup plies froo the worlds markets and the , . orportiug netions.of which we are the reatest, must reap the benefits. LONC I once knsw all the blnls that came And nested In our orchard troes For every flower I hnd a nnmo Mr friends were woodchuoks, toads and bees, I knew where, thrived In youdor glen Wbnt plants would souths a stoue-brulsnd toe . O, t wns very learned then, But Hint was vary long ago. 1 know ll) spot upon the hill Where eheckcrlierrlcs could be found ( I kmtw th" rushes nnr the mill Whom th" pickerel lay that weighed a nonnil ! I know the wood the very tree Wln.rn lltf"tl thn Itnnclilttir. allllfv fPMir. And nil thn woods and crows knew mo Hut tlmt wns very long ago. r A Gat and Dog Aunts are often odiously eccentric persons. The idea had occurred to me even while Aunt Mnria Markhnm was alive. After her death I ns convinced of it. Ho wns poor.denr Julin, though cir cumftatices (thunks to Aunt Markhnm) withheld her from informing me of the fact. By Aunt Maria's will I vas to have the brute of a bulldog and Julia the cat. The conditions were that with each quadruped the legatee was to re ceive $500 per annum. This sum to be paid as long as the cat and dog re spectively enjoyed life in this terres trial sphere, and afterwards also for our respective lives (Julia's and mine) if the said quadrupeds eventually died natural deaths. It was simply iniquitous for sev eral reasons. To begin with, Strong, ns the bull dog was called, had frightful teeth and a yet mure frightful temper. I should think aim had paid hundreds: of dol lars in bush-money to folks whose flesh and blood the brute hnd tasted to say nothing of trousers, dress skirts and hose. Sweet, as tho cat was named, wns an enormous objoct, with enormous claws. Its temper wasreolly not bail. But once aroused, Sweet was a demon; nothing less. lu aunt's time I hnd seen this great tigerof a cut stroll cure lessly into the yard where Strong wns chained and there lay itself down to rest just three feet, from tho limit of Strong's tether. The sight of the dog when it happened wns pathetic. Jtnt it didn't trouble Sweet. The cut lay half curled, with its green eyes on Strong, and I would not have put odds on the bulldog if they could have hnd vstrnight set-to without any favor. Visitors loathed Sweet. She pos sessed a lazy, cool way of clawing up a fellow's legs and yawning while she hung on to the skin. And no lady was safe from her. Be tho dress ma terial what it might from cambrio to Batin Sweet was bound to assault it on the sly. But all this was comparatively noth ing to the great hardship of all. In jest I had more than once told Julia that I hnd told Aunt Murin thnt she (Julia) was the only person tit to take charge of such a dear treasure as Sweet in case of sad happenings. Really, I hnd done no such thing, but Julia now disbelieved my solemn as severations. "I wiir accept Annt Mnrkbam's charge," she said, "but we must never see each other again, yon and I." We were cousins, you kuow, and rather better than engaged, I imagined? I could (previous to snut's demise) have conceived the collapse of the heavens, but not Julia's repudiation of our joiut future. And so she fetched Sweot and in stalled the slick demon in her dear studio, and I was left to consolo my self with that more than demon, Strong, the bulldog. It was understress of this trentment by Julia that I did a thing that now eems to me superhuman. "Pleaae.sir," said my aunt's house keeper, when I contemplated the dog that was mine, "I don't kuow how you'll got him to yonr rooms, nor what you'll do with him when you get him there. Siuce the poor missus' death he has been something awful." "Oh, he has, has he?" said I, staring like one fascinated at his awkward, broad chest. I walked off there and then driven by rage and the thought of Julia and came to an old curiosity shop. Here there was a complete suit of rusty ar mor, not too heavy for an athlete of my build. I arranged to borrow that armor, pnt it on in aunt's own parlor aud theu with my rhinoceros hide stick walked np to the luir of the dog. Mean it mny have been. I care not. For 29 minutes I smote Strong antil there was no bite left in him. He bestowal maiy tooth marks and cratches ou the a-mor,bnt that didn't hurt me. And when the 20 minutes we-e past he rolled over oi his uclv. great back and wagged his short tail. Then did I nli-i o f my armor aud go boldly up to tho d-g. It licked my bauds. I Lad conqnei ed, and I knew that Strong would thenceforward, if need we e, die for me. But I hated it mire than ever, for never more than at this moment did I feel like wanting a smile from iny deat Julia. Thus began the miserable three months of uur et anje nent. Julia was madly devoted to art. Sin wore "nev" garuieuts and "uew" modes of hair; hut they all be. ame her, though h'deo is on any other girl. With aunt's 3-00 a year.she had money to scrape along oo. Literature wa my rope of lo.tune. I had enough to kuepinysiif in bread and cbeee and the dojj la banes. But a fell iw re ,ni es other thin rs than mere jieuexsa ies. I yearned fo.1 Julia. Thr.ce I made an effort to soj her, and thrice I wote. All in vaiu. ACO. And pining tor the )of ot youth, 1 trend thn old familiar spot, , Only to learn this solemn truth i I have forgotten, am forgot. Vt. here's this youngster at my knee Knows nil the things t used to knjw I To think 1 once wns wise ns he Hut that wns very long ago. I know It's folly to complain Of whatsoe'er the Fates decree j ' Yet were not wishes all In vnln, t loll yon what my wish would bet I'd wish to be a hoy again, Hack with the friends 1 used to know For I wns, oh! so happy then Hut that wns very long ago. Eugene Field. Life for Two. I hnd the wretched bulldog as com" pensatiou and nothing more. Now in the third or fourth week I began to experience the joys of being mnster of such a brute as Strong. He had to be kept iu my own roum, if you plense, because there wns no yard. While I was in it was all right; ho would sit watching nio as humble as a dog could be. But the moment I wns free of the honso he would bark and rove and keep it np until I returned. Of course I gob served with sum monses ou behalf of the nuisauce. All this time I was without explicit intelligence of Julia. It was madden ing. To think of this poor, dear way ward child alone, as it were (thongh not quite) in a great oily, consuming her own pride. For I felt, you see, that she really still loved mens I loved her. And yet not one word could I get front the worthy, devoted old housekeeper who looked after her. But one evening, when many weeks hnd passed and 1 hnd bred a wrinkle on my brow, who should come to see me but Mrs. Green herself this same good housekeeper. "'Tis no good talking, Mr. Wil loughby," she burst forth,- "and for nobody that lives will I see my dear Miss Julia breaking her precious heart lenst of nil a cnt." "Go on, Mrs. Green," I urged, and she went ou. "The times we've hnd,sir, I'd never hnve believed possible, aud all along of that Swevtt wretch. You're no quninted with the animnl, Mr. Wil loughby, but not ns sho's grown up of late. There's nn evil spirit iu thnt beast not tit for a decent person to live with and least of all a tender young lady like Miss Julia." "You nre extremely right, Mrs. Green, extremely," I remarked. "Tell mo more." ' "The vory Inst thing, sir, was the scratching of the "King of Scotland" from head to foot and him ready to be sent to tho academy. 'Six weeks' html work and all for nothing!' my yonng lady sobbed and snid,a-pointing nt the cat, which lay pnrriu' like the evil hypocrite she is. There's nothin' snfe fromhe false grent objoct. And the milk it drinks aud the dainty bits it does steal why, it's 95 a week damage it does one way or another, if you'll believe? trie, Mr.Willoughby." "I believe every word yon say, my dear Mrs. Green," I replied. "Look at that other objoct." I pointed ut Strong as I spoke and made a click with my tongue. Strong obeyed that click. He stole.growling towards Mre. Green, who jumped np, screamed and fled. But I arrested bar outside and took her by the arm and whispered in her large red ear and was so glad that I could have kissed ho a, though she carries much hair on her upper lip and unequivocal down on her chin. "We wUI go in a cab," said I at length, when I had soothed her. And on the way I convinced her thnt my I ion was a reasonaoie one nuii mat. she (Mrs. Green) would be far more comfortable and opulent as house keeper to two souls than as house keeper to one soul and a demon cat. ' And in the street, where Julia gives consecration to, the utmosphore,I first pressed a dollar into the dear creature's palm and then set her on the pave ment. Then back I drove to my rooms to find that Strong hnd, in a playful fit, reached down my collection of foreign stamps (in a $20 album) and divided it into an incalculable number of parts. But for once I did not curse the pretty creature. "Good old dog," I said, as I patted him on the head. And he wagged his ugly tail and straightway proved bis good nous by swallowing a British Guinea stamp of 1855 worth $5 and scraping to morsels its fellow worth $10. That night I dreamed many dreams in which Julia, Mrs. Green, the dog Strong and the cat Sweet were strange ly miuglel. But I awoke refreshed, nevertheless, for I was full of hope. Jsoiad I any compunctions, for I felt that the happiness of two human so lis was better than the happiness of a couple of demoniacal quadrupeds. In the morning an insurance agent called aud, speaking in a high voice that seemed menacing (thongh of course was not), gut mauled at the ankle. "The law, my friend, will give me ray revenge," said this gentleman, when I had escorted him in safety downstairs. You see, I bad not wanted to insure my life. But at half past three I uprose and, taking Strong by the chain, led him iuto the street. Thus to the studio. Here Mrs. Oreen received me with a pale face. "Alius Julia is uot iu," she said; and I, dissembling, remarked that it was a pity. ' "If I might rest awhile," I pro ceeded. ' "Ob, certainly, sir," replied the astute cronture. "'or hap you would like to leave the doer iu tUu kitnbrjk?" The good soul opened the door. Then I slipped Strong's chain, pushed him iu and shut the door. Immediately afterwards I invaded Julia's studio and Mrs. Green with1 me. We shut ourselves in and dis cussed the weather, the last cure for colds (Julia having one) aud much else. We talked without ceasing, in deed, for many minutes. But In spite of everything the riot in the kitchen reached our enrs. Ter rillcnt times it wns, with fateful lulls, followed afresh by piercing cries, now of a cnt and now of n dog. I opened the door an inch and peeped in. At length, by half-past four, utter peace reigned. Mrs. Green and I looked at each other and started for the kitchen. Ou the landing, however, whom should we meet but Julia. "James!" she exclaimed, blushing divinely. "I brought the dog with me," 1 murmured. "I am going - now. I only wanted to know that yon were well. He is in the kitchen." Her eyes brightened when I men tioned Strong. Hatred of Sweet pos sessed her she snld so aftorwards. Then I o led the door, and in moment I saw thnt we were saved. "Oh.Miss Julia!" cried Mrs. Green, running to the lifeless body of Sweet. "Strong, what hnve you been doing?" said I. But I expected no auswer.for side by side with the cat lay the life less dog. For ninny seconds we contemplnted the dead warriors. Then I turned to Julia. Tears were in her eyes, Mrs. Green considerately went away. "Dearest," I said, "there is nothing now between us," aud I opened my arms to her. She hesitated for a moment, then came to me, and I kissed away her tears. The death of Strong and Sweet was, after due legal debate, reckoned ex ceedingly nntural. The quadrupeds slumber iu oue grave. St. Louis Star. QUAINT AND CURIOUS. Infant schools began in New Lanark, Scotland, iu 1815; iu England not till 1818. To improve her complexion, a young lady iu Worcester, England, wns in the habit of eating about two wax candles every weok. Chinese brides of high station fre quently do not see their husbands until the red veils are lifted at the marringe ceremony, Tho long tails of the Shah of Per sia's horses are dyed crimson for six inches at their tips a jealonsly guarded privilege of the ruler aud his sons. In order to raise church funds, a Georgia minister charged admission to an entertaiuuent where the contestants engsged in a ginger cake eating com petition. Detectives detailed to look after pro fessional shoplifters always look to soe if their suspects are weaving gloves. A professional, it is declared, never works with gloves on. The ginger plant grows wild in some parts of Mexico, and its cultiva tion on tho elovated plateaus is to be encouraged. An estimate of the value of the crop may be gleaned from the fact that one acre's yield brings in about 8300 in gold. Showers of blood bona fide, genu ine blood, or at any rate, having tho same properties are by no menns un common On the Mediterranean coast, aud in some parts of Italy. The rniu has been analyzed, and undoubtedly contains several of tho mineral con stituents of human blood. Alderman Backer of Brooklyn is a philanthropist also a real estate dealer. He has offered to the first family that is blessed with twins in his district a honso, rent free, as long ns they want to occupy it. To the first family that registers triplets lie i offers to give a house and lot. j It was not until 1878 that the manu facture of hairpins began in the United Stutes. Previous to tlmt time those used in this country were brought from England or France. Now the trade is such a largo oue that it tnkos DO, 000 packages, each containing twenty-four pins, to supply the whole sale demand daily in Jew York alone. There died the other day at Ells- ' worth, Ohio, a man who remombers I with vivid distinctiveness the battle of Waterloo, of which he was an eye witness. James R. Green was born at Bolton. England, in 1798. In 1815 he wus doing service on the Royal I George and lie got permission to go to the front with a brother, who was in the Forty-fifth regiment. O. C. Bohulto, a member of the California Swimming club, was culled upon to take the place of another diver who had been announced to jnmp from the balcony ot the Cliff house, San Francisco, into the sea, but who re fused to tnke the leap of eighty-five feet. Sohulte promptly undertook the feat and made a successful dive in the presence of ten thousand spectators. A very economical farmer in Mars Hill, Me., who is worth thousands of dollars, had the misfortune to lose bis wife by sudden death. Her loss grieved him very much, occurring, as it did, iu the midBt of bis fall work. He very reluctantly gave up his duties on the farm long enough to dig his wife's grave with his own hands, and theu hastily returned to his more pro fitable labor. . utterly Hopeless. "It's all off, darling," groaned the disconsolate lover. "No? Did papa refuse bis con sent?" "1'racticnlly. He said that I might have yo'i when I bad earned and saved 8100(1 . " ' a monster, Ainie." No I'lnk Tc for Her. A Norton county (Kansas) paper, in speaking of Miss Kate Johnson, the county treasurer-elect, says: "She is good looking, jolly, well fixed finan cially, lull ol miriness, likes com pany, but couldn't be dragged into a pink tea with a fonr-horse team." Owns Two H tindred Teapots. A woman in Chicago owns 200 tea pots. Among curious pieces iu the collection is a double Japanese tenpot with two spouts, which is always used at wedding festivities in that country by the bride and groom. Then there is the pnle blue, daintily figured com bination tenpot of two parts and two handles. The upper part has a sieve like arrangement for the leaves, and the lower contains the cheering oon coction. A XToinnn ns C'onstilnr Agent. Little work and no salary was in volved in Miss Emma Hart's tenure of office as consular agentof the United Stntes at Edinunston, New Bruns wick, during the two weeks' leave of absence granted to the regular agent, Mr. Guy. But as Secretary Sherman appointed Miss Hart in nil 1-Novem-ber, and as it is unusual for a woman to act as a representative of our gov ernment abroad, the case is nn inter esting precedent to be recorded. New Occupation for Women. A new ocenpntion for women is that known as "musio teacher's nsnistaut. " This is a yonng woman who superin tends the daily piano practice of the children of a family. Where expen sive musio masters nre employed their work is frequently retarded by the careless practising of their pupils. To be on hand every day during the time spent at the piano by the young peo ple of the family is the duty of the assistant; aud her careful supervision of practice hours undoubtedly con tributes to the successful teaching of the master. Health and llnlr Irelng. The style and influence of hair dressing is a topic of importance to the fair sex. Every health reformer is bound to express gratification that tho days of the chignon and of hair pnds are past. The present Grecian style of dressing the hair, in which pads are dispensed with and the hair is gathered into a simple coil behind, is a return to a classio and healthy fashion. , There may be objections ou the score of taste itself a variable condition to the "boy's," or short cropped hair, as a feminine style; but where health considerations intervene there should be no objection to the adoption of this latter mode, especially for girls. Many diseases ot the hair are clearly traceable to the reign of the chignon. It is only to be re gretted that what is rational in the modern headdress does not extend to the chest aud to the feet. But our fair readers sbonld know that singe ing the hair is of not tho slightest uso as a measure for hair stimulation. New York Ledger. A Woman's Club of Indian Hqnsw. The Maine Federation of Women's Clubs has admitted to membership a club of squaws, which will hold sales and give entertainments to raise money for charity, just as the clubs of white women do. This latest development of the woman's club movement is the Wa-ba-na-ki club of Indian Island. Its membership is limited exclusively to the sqnaws of the Tarratine tribe, which occupies the government re servation on Indian Island on the Penobscot, opposite Old Town. The idea of the club originated with Mrs. Helen Cottiu Beedy, anthor of "Mothers of Maine. borne months ago she became interested in the peo ple of Indian Island, and, being an enthusiastic club woman, proposed to the s juaws of the island that they form a woman's club. The proposi tion was well received, a id within a few weeks an organization was ef fected. The club na-ne comes from the tribal title of thnt branch of the Maine Indian tribe to which the Tar ratine tribe belongs. New York Jour nal. Homo Maurnit far Reaaty. You may nse massage for obesitv, for rheumatism, for weariness and for wrinkles. For all these ills to which femininity is heir it is excellent. Massage of the body should always follow and never precede a hot bath. After bathing and being vaporised, the flesh is much more supple and flexible. Massage consists in rnbbiug.kueud ing and pounding with the Augers all the nenhv parts of the body. A mas sage treatment is, therefore, difficult to manage if oue lias no maul, but it can be done by the use a long-handled rubber brush. The movemeuts must be geutle and the treatment not very lonit. Iu massage of the face, if the skin is sensitive, reiluesa is apt to follow, The fingers should be dipped iu olive oil to prevent the ohauug of the skiu. The face should be very lightly pinched and kneaded. The movement must Iways be in an nnwnrd direction. On the face, neck and chin the tips of the lingers should be nsed, and used very gently, but not the whole hand. If one takes massnge for obesity th rest after it should be brief. If it is for weariness or rheumatism, a nsii mny very beneficially follow. Nev5 xoi k journal. Trentment for Ited ?. Nothing is a creator blemish to the face of a woman than a red nose. This irritating condition may nrlso from various causes, one of the chief being indigestion. A bnbit of bolting the foo i is very often the cause of the in digestion which shows itself thus. Sufferers from red noses arising from indigestion should be most careful In their diet, avoiding heating foods and hot drinks. The food should he taken slowly and each mouthful be well mas ticated. Sometimes a red nose is due to dryness of the nasal duct or delicacy of the capillary organs. The inflam mation may then be treated as follows; Prepare a wash containing 1s t grains' of powdered borax, one teaspoon of ean de cologne and five ounces of soft water. First dissolve the borax in the water and then add tli9 ean de cologne. When the noso burns damp it with this lotion aud lot it dry on. If, when dry, it still burns, repeat the trentment. Another mixture for the same trouble may be made as follows: Dissolve HO grains of borax in one ounce of rose water and orange water in equal parts. Wet the nose with this lotion nbout three times a day, letting it dry on. When the redness of the noso arises from a kind of congestion it should be washed iu warm water only on going to bed. i A cold in the bend will often pro duce a red and inflamed condition of the nose. A little cold cream should then be applied to the sore parts. The following is an easily prepared and safe recipe for cold cream: Got hnlf a pound of the very best Inrd, put it in' a basin, pour on it boiling water, and when cold drum it off. Repeat this' process three times; then after qnite freeing the Inrd from water beat it to a cream with a fork and scent it with es sence of bergamot. The nostrils should never be touched with the rlnirers. To wash them, si little hot water should be sniffed and then ejected. Chicago Record. ' Fashion Notes. i Rose pink velvet turbans are much; seen at the theatre. , The tiuiest of tiny monograms are in vogue on smart stationery. Salted peanuts are strong rivals of the salted almonds at women's lunch eons. Black velvet rapes, trimmed with chinchilla, are much woru by tho yonnger women. The neck scarfs of snble, with many heads, tails and claws, are affected by the tailor made girl, Hugenot caps are added to the tops of many of the short, full, puffed sleeves of evening bodices, , It is a great mistake to put to much handsome trimming on a hat. A little of a better quality produces better effect. Many of the demi-trained dress skirts are cut with nine gores; and at the back some are box pleated and others fan pleated. , The tiny empire fans are jnat the nicest sort of a gift for a debutante friend, whose ball attire is the delight of her frivolous little heart. One cannot nse too many ostrich feathers this season. If the hut be comes overloaded they can stray into the neck ruche or on a cape or mutt The dolman style of wrap is likely to have a rather unwelcome reception. It is so difficult to move one's arms when wearing a garment of this sort that it wonld bo small wonder if sen sible women refused to accept the fashiou. There is nothing more brooming to the average woman tliitu a hat ot dark velver. When loosely laid over the frame and caught down with brilliant pins or jewels and finished with a lit tle very rich trimming, it is the ideal headgear. Peplums, which are added to Rus sian blouses, jacket bodices, surplice waists and similar garment?, are shaped in various ways. Home are crenelated, others cut in oval tubs or sharp Van dykes, and also in circular form, with or without pleats at the back. ' Theatre wraps are elegnut and elab orate in the extreme. Thoy are im mensely large aud full, and as pro fusely trimmed as the most extrava gant ball costume. Velvet, plush and brocade are the favorite maeriala,and fur, lace and rucbiugs the approved garniture. The shoulder rape wrap stilt con tinues in style, aud probably has se cured a place that will make it diffi cult to supplant, it. It is comfortable, easily put on and very stylish. Bueh wraps are becoming to almost every woman, even the stoutest being able t wear them if prosody modified Mil ttllllllAfl tlltklA Html.