Young gentlemen who think of pending the guy winter fMon on the Yukon will do well to remember that totem pole cannot be utilized for the manufacture of soup. It may have been only a coinci dence, but it wan just about the time the Czar sent that little present of 40,001) rifle to Servia that Abdul Hamid concluded he had no present use for Thessaly. The Louisville Courier-Journal commend the example of the Ken tnckian who started out to walk to the Klondike gold field.' "That is the est way to atnrt now, because you won't get there." The earthquake which made a cir cuit of the globe have got back to their starting point in the West In die. A general hope will obtnin that their globe-trotting will now cease. That sort of a pint hue unnettle real estate too much to be encouraged. The coolie whom jealousy drove in sane in British North Borneo so that he ran amuck and killed fifteen peo ple, would make a good subject for Professor Lombroso's analysis. These Malays who seize their knives and dash forth to slaughter any living thing in their path are good examples of the criminal type that "sees red" when the lust of murder comes upon it It is estimated that the turkey trade of the United States exceeds 12,000, 000 annually. The greatest of the turkey growing states are Illinois, Pennsylvania, New Yolk, Ohio, Indi ana, Iowa, Miasouri, Kansas, Ken tucky, Tennessee and Texas. Rhode ' Island produced but 11,050 turkeys in 1890, but the flavor of the bird raised in that little state is well known to epicures. The pension roll soon will reach the million mark, predict the New York Press. Commissioner Evans has is sued a statement showing that at the beginning of the fiscal year the pen sioners numbered just 083,528, an in crease in twelve mouths of 12,850. In that time 50,101 new pensions were granted and 3,071 persons were restored to the rolls. There were 31,950 deaths in the year. The manufacture of bi-products from citrus fruita is obtaining some hold in Southern California. There is a plant in San Diego, and another in Los Angeles, and Ontario is to have one. It is not likely that these establishments can pay much more for cull oranges than the cost of picking and delivery, but they will make market for a great deal of labor. As a matter of fact the oranges themselves are mostly stored labor. Anything which gives Anybody something to do is a benefit. A critic of the piano has come out with the statement that the instru ment in question is the greatest social nuisance of the age, inasmuch as "it utterly ruins rational conversation." He adds: "The unhappy visitor is doomed to undergo a tinkle-tanklo of the keys, whioh falls short, in soul and spirit, of the performance of a street urchin on an old kettle. With pianoforte teachers on every stair in town, the temptations to the evil are numerous enough. For the sake of mercy, let us keep it oat of the schools." The department-store question has taken' new phase in Toronto, Can ada, where retailers doing business in speoifio lines propose to seek legis lation at the session of the Provincial parliment, having as its object the imposition of a tax on the tarn-over. The New York Press' thinks this is departure savoring very much of the Henry Oeorge idea, which in praotioe will mean a comparatively small tax ou-a business turn-over up to, say, $5000, but on large turn-overs tip to $100,000 or $200,000 the tax would be very heavy, A new study of human develop ment has been published by Ger man author, . Hahn. He maintains that primitive man was an omnivor ous feeder upon whatever could be picked np, and thai he then became severally a hunter, a fisher, a planter nd herder, bat that those modes of gaining a livelihood were not taken up successively as an evolutionary series. He finds barley to be the first cereal, and wheat the latest. Cattle were first domesticated as draught animals, especially to draw the plow.aud their milk was not used as food uutil long afterward. The wagon is assigned religious origin. It is believed to have had four wheels derived from spindle whorls, and to have first trans ported effigies of the goddess of fer-iUtjr. IF WE Could wa but draw the curtain That surround each othnr' live, Bee the naked heart and spirit, Know what spur the action gives, Often wh should II nil it better, 1'iirnr than we Judge we should We should love wh other better " It we only understood. Could we Judge all deeds by motives, Kee the Rood and bad within, Often we should love the sinner. All the while we loathe the sin I Could we know the powers working To overthrow Integrity, We should Judge each other's errors With more patient charity. A ' The Colonel's Daughter. 1 A STOST or THS Mtvnl.t-TMM. W It wa hot hot hot everywhere on June 20,1778. Kven Colonel Win throp'a leaf-embowered house in the beautiful valley of the Shrewsbury w a at least 20 degree w aimer than the comfort of the occupant de manded. Mistress Hetty Winthrop, followed by a colored lad, walked slowly up through the shrubbery. She had been out on the river, in search of a stray breeze. Mistres Hetty wa the one thing on the Winthrop place whoso appearance the elevated temperature did not a fleet unpleasantly. Indeed, if anything, it served to heighten her charms, deepening the rose on her softly rounded cheeks, intensifying the blue of her eye and caused the tendrils of gold-brown hair to curl in closer rings She was a pretty picture a alio sat in the shade, her white hands clasped about her knee, and so thought the shabbily dressed young man who rode up the long avenue leading from the high road. He dismounted at the foot of the piazza steps and, throwing the bridle to a bov, stood and looked ir resolutely at her for a moment, then passed quickly np to the front door and disappeared into the house. Hetty glanced carelessly at him and resumed her reverie, of which so un inviting looking a person could form no possible part. Suddenly the voice of Don Carliw, her father's valet, broke up hor dream. "Missy, de cnnnel done want yo" "Who wa it that went into the house awhile ago, Carlos?" she askod, rising slowly. "I dunno, missy. Hut I hear him say somethin' or 'nother 'bout a big battle dat was fo't yest'dy up at de Monmouth co't house" "What! Where?" Miss Hetty's cheeks were white enough now. ' The colonel awaited his daughter on the piazza. He was a tall, spare man and walked with a limp. "Father, is it true what Carlos tells me? Are you sure there ha been a battle at Monmouth courthouse ami and that many of our men and officers are killed? Oh. father!" "Come here, Hetty. Fie, child; don't be foolish. A soldier's sweet heart and frightened, because, per chance, he has had to do a little fight ing. Lucky dog to have a strong right hand with which to strike a blow for hi country," and the colonel looked ruefully at hi own right wrist, from which the haud had beeu sev ered. "Oh, father, those horrible, battles " But at a glance from her father she stopped, compressed her lips and straightened her shoulders. "Do yon believe, sir," she continued in a culm voice, yet with a look of intense anx iety in her beautiful eye, "that many of our men have been killed do you think" The colonel patted her cheek reas suringly. "Don't fret, my love. We have lost some brave men, I fear ; though for the brave man in whose welfare you are particularly inter ested I fancy he is safe enough. But gentleman arrived here 20 minutes ago who saw the whole encounter. Yon shall hear from his own lips what he has already told me." The colonel led the way into the house. Father and daughter paused at the drawing room door. - The man whom Betty had seen from the lawn stood in one of the deep windows. His back was toward them. He still wore his hat, and from beneath its brim a shook of black hair straggled down upon hi shoulders. One arm wa raised and rested against the window frame, and Betty noticed with sur prise that the loose sleeve of his coarse gray jacket, which had fallen back at the wrist, reveulel a bit of what looked like a military coat sleeve underneutb, "Sir," begun the colonel, "I have told my daughter " At the sound of his voice, the man at the window turned hastily. "My father," said Betty.aud paused, looking curiously at the slouch hat, which he did not remove, though his hand sought it involuntarily. Home thing in the stranger's eyes was famil iar, and she proceeded in a puzzled tone: "My father tells me that you bear tidings of the great battle fought at Monmouth courthouse. I am most anxious to hear them; but methinks I could listen with more comfort, sir, if you would remove your bat." "Madam.I will,"' he responded and, flinging it off, along with a mass of black hair, revealed the face of Frank Balfour, a lieutenant in Washington's army and the affianced lover of Mis tress Betty Winthrop, "Frank!" "Betty I" Colonel Wiuthrop chuckled : "You see, my love, there is still a remnant of our army left." "Thank God!" murmured Betty, whose face was. hidden against Bal four's breast ! "Amen," echoed her loyer and the oolonel in a breath. Then the oolonel saidi "I was right is thinking that you would prs- KNEW. If we knew the earn and trial, Knew the efforts all In vain, And the bitter disappointment, Understood the loss and (tain Would the grim, external roughness Heetn, I wonder, lust the same? B.loiild we help, where now we hinder? Hhould we pity where we blame? Ah! we Judge esch other harshly, Knowing not life's hidden force Knowing not the fount of action Is less turbid st Its source. Boeing not among the evil All the goldon grains of good Oh I we'd love each other better If we only understood ! fer to liear w hat thin gentleman had to toll from hi own lips, we I not?" and without waiting for a reply to this evidently needles question, he con tinued: "I menu to send Carlos out to watch lest some stragglers from the king's troop get wind of your pres ence here alone and take it into their head to pay us an unexpected visit. We are not fur out of their line of march, if thev are en route for Sandy Hook." With a kindly nod to the young people the colonel left the room. "To think that I should not have known you from the flrt, Frank." "And to think what a strug gle I had to keep from running to you at once, when I saw you on the lawn, instead of revealing myself to vour father first." Sitting beside hi sweetheart, her hand clasped in his, the young lieu tenant told her how Clinton's army, with its horde of camp followers, had swept down through New Jersey, with Washington close in their wake; of the desperate battle fought the day be fore, near Monmouth courthouse. "We lav," said he, "within earshot of the British lines; our sentries patrolled close to their outmost pickets; and yet, when day broke and we looked across to where the night before a grent army had been encamped, lo, it bad disappeared a completely as if the earth had opened and swallowed it up. Our consternation knew no bounds, for wo had gone to sleep with our hand on our sword hilts, ready to finish carving up the redcoat on the morrow; but they had outwitted us. "This is all very wonderful and very interesting," said Hetty, excitedly, "but how came you here?" "Happily for me, sweetheart, I was one of a small detachment detailed to follow and keep watch on the enemy's movements. Hy the time we had com pleted these discoveries we wore with in a few mile of my dearest girl and my longing to see her became irresisti ble. So 1 confided to my superior olticer somewhat of my anxiety and begged leave of a short absence, prom ising to rejoin the company tonight at a point half way between here and Monmouth courthouse, where a few hours' halt will be called. This he kindly granted, but urged me to as sume some disguise, as the country about hole is filled with British strag lers, scouts and rcconnoiteriug par ties, and were my identity tj become known my freedom, to say nothing of my life, might pay tlio forfeit. As luck would have it, we came upon a farmhouse that had been ransacked by tho redcoat in passing. The place wa deserted, and I appropriated the materials for my disguise. I trust their owner will not begrudge them to me. The lust part of my way I was somewhat disconcerted by the pres ence of a fellow who insisted upon joining me. His attentions and con versation were highly annoying, for he spoke disparagingly of our beloved Washington, so that my blood boiled within me, and I had much ad to keep from striking him down. As we parted at the foot of the avenue the fellow said, with a grin: 'Farewell; I see thou art as prudent as thy fel lows.'" "What did he mean?" asked Betty, fearfully. "I know not, sweetheart, nor did I hoed the impudent varlet. I am here with you for the rest I care not." Here the colonel joined them, and the three Nat and talked happily. So absorbed were they that they did not hear the sound of hurrying footsteps in the hall, and Carlos, who had been running with might and main, appeared unexpectedly iu their midat. "Mussa cnnnel," he exclaimed, breathlessly, "dey is three men on horseback a piece down de road two ob dein am redcoats. Dey's comin' fo' de l'utenant, sho dey ain't no scape!" "Bo quiet, you fool!" commanded the oolonel, fiercely, running his fin gers through his hair. Balfour's hand had sought his sword hilt. "That fellow I met on the high road must have given the alarm," said he. "Well, it's too late to run away now, for, look! they've come in side the grounds." "I'll be I swear I'll shoot the first man who attempts to search my house, " said the oolonel, fiercely. Botty stood with compressed lip and bent brows, Suddenly she said, in a quiet voice,', as if thinking out every detail of her speech as she uttered It: "Frank, I have a plan for your es cape. But you must follow my direc tions implicitly. Conceal yourself in the shrubbery at the back of the house until Carlos brings you word that the coast is clear. Tlieu follow him. He will take yon by a short cut to the river, where you will find my canoe moored. Let him paddle you up stream to the Griggs farm; the people are well knowu to us. From them you can procure a good horse and" "But, my dearest Jove, what " be gan Balfour. Betty interrupted him imperiously1. "I know what you would say but you must do as I tell yon trust all to me and go." The girl's voice was almost stern, but her eyes were very tender. "As you will," he said and stooped and kissed her. "Good by, Colonel Winthrop." "Goodby and God be with yon," responded the colonel, solemnly. "What plan my daughter ha for your escape I know not, but " "It will not fail, father. Frank, dear Frank, go," and Betty fairly pushed him out of the room and house. "Hemember my directions," she said to Carlos in the hall. "Keep watch on the three horsemen, and when you see them gallop away run to Lien tenant Balfour instantly. Go now, and order the big brown horse sad dled in haste for a gentleman who will ride from here. He will mount in the stable ynrd. . Hurry!" Then Betty sped upstairs to the garret to a chest that contained cer tain relics of her father's regimental career. Five minute later the colonel, who had been watching tho movements of the men on the avenue, wa filled with consternation at sight of a young man dressed in the blue and huff of a con tinental officer, riding leisurely away across the lawn to the high road. "What foolhnrdiness! What stu pidity! That idiot Frank. He shan't marry my girl to ride right down their throats without so much as his disguise. Fool fool I Poor Betty!" Meantime, one of the three horse men who were advancing np the drive caught sight of the uniformed figure and with au exclamation turned his horse across the lawn and started in pursuit, followed by his companions. For an instant the young officer paused as if undecided, the next he struck spurs to bis horse' flauk and plunged away over the green. Leap ing the hedge that inclosed the colo nel's place at this point, he turned iuto the road. The colonel watched the flying figure until they were lost to sight in the dusty distance, then turned away with an impatient sigh. Through the lengthening shadows pursued and pursuer sped on. The brown horse, fresh from the stable, was swift and sure of foot and his rider handled him with consummate skill, holding him at a steady gait that neither lost nor gained upon the men who followed. Up geutle undulations, down little hill, through patches of shady wood and out again iuto the sun shine. Mile after mile slipped away uuder the flying hoofs. The throe horsemen and their horses were get ting blown. "Halt!" yelled the foremost. The road led iuto the depths of a pine for est. "Halt, or we shoot!" he cried. The young officer sped around a curve in the road and was lost to sight. When his pursuers agnin caught sight of him the brown horse showed signs of flagging, and they had gained per ceptilily. "Halt, or we shoot!" rang out the command again. "Shoot if yon dare, cowards!" called back a clear, dauntless voice. A bullet whizzed past the fugitive's ear and lodged in the trunk of a pine tree. The brown horse plunged and reared and galloped on. Another bul let tore a hole in the blue coat sleeve. The three men leaned forward in their saddles and urged on their labor ing steeds. The pine trees hung heavy and low across the path. "Stop, and you are safe go on, and we'll shoot you down," panted the leader. Another instant and the fugitive had drawn rein, so suddenly that his horse fell back upon his haunches. His hat, caught by a drooping pine bough, had been dragged from his head. The foremost of the pursuers saw a white hand raised hastily, as if to stay the flood of golden glory that tumbled down in many a shimmering ripple and sunny curl ujion the fugi tive's shoulders; saw him turn about his exhausted horse and saw odds guns and pistols! that the young officer wa no young officer at all, but a lovely girl, with flushed cheeks and bright, exultant eyes olad in an ill-fitting uniform of a colonel in the continental army. As the three drew up almost abreast in the road facing her, she said, smilingly: "Gentlemen, the chase is over. Yon have done bravely, but Lieutenant Balfour has escaped you." "And you, madam," said one of the horsemen sternly, "had you no scru ples in misleading us and hindering his capture? And do you know that there is a penalty attached to volun tarily aiding in the escape of a trai tor?" "La, is there?" said Betty, sauci ly. "It concerns me not, for I haye aided no traitor to escape. And, pray, siuce you are so learned in law, what is the penalty attached to such a crime as that of galloping ten miles after a defenceless woman, because, forsooth, she has a fancy to ride forth attired in her father's old uniform? Methiuks it should be heavy. And do you know, sirs, that one of your bullets pierced a hole in my father's coat sleeve aud came near to shatter ing my arm? Fie, fie upon you I" And, chirruping to her horse, Betty rode fearlessly through the midst of her lute pursuers, unchallenged and unmolested. And Lieutenant Balfour, 15 miles up the river, galloped away to safety through the deepening dusk. Frances A. Schneider, in Chicago Record. Only Hint. Mr. Gotrox What -would you ex pect me to do for my daughter if you married her? Georgie Goodthing (slightly ' em barrassed) You ejr wouldn't be willing to die for her, would you? Judge. First Chinese Women Itortor. Hu King Eng, the first Chinese woman doctor, is a great success in the Flowery Land. Having studied and taken the degree of M. D., after seven years' hard work, she is now in charge the Siang-Hu Hospital at Foo Chow. A story is told of a coolie who wheeled his blind old mother a thou sand miles on a barrow to take her to the woman doctor. A double opera tion for cataract was the resnlt, and the old woman can see as well as ever, New York Sun. lie Was at the Front. The only American woman who was at the front during the actual fighting between the Turk and the Greeks was Mine Harriet A. Boyd of Boston. She wa a student at the American Archaeological School at Athens when the war broke out, and she volunteered her services a a nurse. They were at first refused, but through Queen Olga's influence she was put in charge of a hospital in which were more than fifty wounded soldier. Large sums of money were offered to her to send dispatches to English and American war correspondents, and such money a she received from this souree she gave to Greek hospitals. The Athletic Girl. Says the Lady Cyclist: "I the ath letic girl a marrying girl? This has long been the question, and needs little answering. She who is happy, metry and energetic in the fields and lanes will be just the sort of compan ion that a man needs to brighten up the place at home. A man who is a man does not marry solely for his domestio comfort he could get a housekeeper if that wan all that is necessary. The manly man nowa days wants a helpmeet and companion some one who is his intellectual equal and sharer in his outdoor sports. And the athletic girl generally answers to all this, a thing that her ancestors failed to do." Indian Women Who Farm. In the Indian village on the banks of the Minnesota river, about one mile downstream from the city of Shako pee, lives a band of Dakota Indians who till the soil, make bows and ar rows and moccasins, aud trade with the neighboring farmers. Among the villagers are some interesting women, one of them being Mrs. Otherday, the sister of Shakopee, of Little Six, one of the most noted chiefs of the Sionx nation. The women of the Shakopee colony assist in the farming and make beautiful beadwork, which they sell at the summer resort hotels. Mrs. Other day is a strong, well-preserved, elderly woman, much looked up to by her own people and her white neighbers. Couldn't Cora Her If She Wore Mark.- A Philadelphia physician said re cently to a patient of his, a lady of wealth, that he would refuse to treat her further if she did not give up wearing black. It was not, however, until the dis cussion ensued that he found out how muoH he was asking; not only were gowns black, but her underwear throughout was of the same color. The doctor then remarked that be had considered the alternative he offered her, to abandon black gowns or find another physician, au extreme meas ure, and only justified because of her peculiarly nervous and neurotio state; but when it came to discovering that she had nothing but black clothes npon her person be would refuse to treat anybody so dressed. The "peculiarly nervous and neu rotio stute" he considered largely ex plained by this dress alone. He succeeded in effecting a change in bis patieut's attire throughout, in sisting on white, all white under clothes, and as much use of white in the outer garments as wus practicable. There are hundreds of women sim ilarity ill aud dressed as she once w as, who have no idea that anything but a question of taste is involved in the color of their garments. They would not expect a plant covered up from the sun by repeated layers of black cloth to flourish, but they do not know that light and sunshine are necessary to their bodies. New York Journal. Women as 1'lano Tuners, A new profession for women seems to be open in piano tuning. This business pays well and offers many inducements to women in preference to others. There is a very much more pronounced demand for piano tuners in the country districts than in the cities, particularly in this country. Tuning is an art eusy to acquire, and the learning of this profession requires neither time nor groat expense. Any piano maker of a woman's acquaintance will be glad to explain to her the in tricacies of the piuno and make her familiar with its construction, particu larly when he thinks she might iu return be able to sell Boine of her cus tomers a piano, for which, by the way, she would get a commission. Small repairs are also easily taught; the stringing of the piano and the leather ing of the hammers can be done by auybody clever with tools, and, after a short course of practice on some old piano standing in the back of a store, a piuno tuner ran start ont on hef career. What is absolutely necessary is a good ear. That cannot be pur chased, nor can it be acquired by in struction. The tools necessary will liot go into money very much. A key, a tuning fork, a few pieces of hard felt covered with leather to place be tween the strings aud a few ordinary tools, like hammers, tongs, pliers, screw driver, etc., ore all that ere necessary, and can be carried in small satchel. Piano tuning does not demand great strength, aud without doubt it can be made to jay well, since, according to the condition of the piano, from $1 to $3 are paid for putting the piano in order, and three hours, on the outside, is all the time necessary to put the piano in perfect condition. Philadelphia llecord. Mountain Climbers. Miss Anna Peck, the woman cham pion mountain climber of America, must look to her laurels, as danger ous rivals have appeared in the past few days in her pet field. These are Mrs. Eli Llewellyn and Mr. Schn-luan-Warthman of the San Francisco Sorosis, who are spending their sum mer among the Mexican Andes. Both ladies are known iu New York club circles aud the literary world. They are robust, vigorous and athletio, as well as cultured and clever. They believe in the gospel of exercise and open air, and have already performed many notable feats. Their last achieve ment was climbing Mount Popocata petl, one of the high peaks of the American continent. It has an alti tude of of 17,000 feet, more than three miles high, and if put in Europe would tower over any and every peak of that continent. It is marvelonsly beautiful, being a symetrical cone, of which the upper part is perpetually covered with snow. In summer the snow melts from the lower edge and gradually recedes up ward, while in the early autumn it be gins to grow downward, aud in Feb ruary often nearly covers the entire visible surface. The mountain is a volcano, but has been in a passive state for many years. It is not extinct, because there is still great heat in its crater, and at times smoke issues from the crevices in the crust. It has all the charms and difficulties of other mountains, so far as the sport of climbing is concerned, but Increases the obstacles by the hardened snow and ice, by the avalanches and land slides, and above all, by tho rarity of the atmosphere. At the three-mile point the breath no longer refreshes the clincher, and man and beast and bird are compelled to pant or breathe rapidly to supply the body with sufficient oxygen. De spite all these difficulties the two la dies managed to reach the summit of the mountain. In cloudless weather, which is not rare upon the Mexican plateau, it is possible to see peuks more than a hundred miles away, and to have in full view a circle of the earth more than thirty-two thousand square miles in extent, probably the largest view in the world. The two explorers were deprived of this wonderful vi sion by clouds, which formed below them when they were halt way up.and which were almost an impenetrable layer when they reached the summit. New York Mail and Express. Fashion Notes. Hosiery and ribbons in all plaids are among the desirable novelties for the little folk. Enameled silver corners decorate some of the newest leather cardcases and pocketbooks. Golf scorebooks are provided with all Bilver covers and with leather cov ers with silver mountings. French traveling clocks in leather cases afford excellent timekeepers at a comparatively smull cost. Nothing can exceed the splendor of some of the silver gilt jewel boxes elaborate with colored gems. Skirts for little tots are made short and junnty looking and rather full, but are fitted well at the top. Provideut housewives delight in the enduring qualities of silver plated pie plates and pudding dishes with fancy fireproof linings. There are flower vases made to re ceive small flower groups in the French style. These sre graceful in shape and come iu decorated glass and china. A handsome pillow receutly seen was made of black sateen, with Tur key red imps and goblius and little devils appliqued on in all manner of grotesque and fanciful positions. The old-style jewelry is cowing into fashion again. Women are haunt ing the old curio shops trying to find the beautiful old cameos like those worn by our mothers aud grand mothers years ago. The old fashioned setting is rarely changed, the quaintly carved and twisted gold beiug con sidered very beautiful. The old brooches and rings are especially sought for, and bring remarkable, prices when found.