NAVAL MISHAPS. tr llnl Tim Mnrli I'mt nnii fntlon llwr Trlllca. Wo Iihvh a good navy, and we do not appreciate it. Am ii mutter of fnrf, cnn unities to otir new armnrrlnds unit ciniM'tK lmvo not bcrn particularly fre quent when their mzp nndthrir number ntn ronsiilrrril. In this country every trivial lnii-cliiincn in rutight tip nixl r doited liy till' sensational tiewepapcl. but nothing in faiil of similar accident in foreign niivfrn. Ilniring tho limtrnn (ion cf Ailiniriil Kimlierly' fl'-ct by tho Snnioi.n huirieano ill IHH9, which no skill or foresight could lmvo prevented, our naval nervier fur mimy years lim bern remarkably free from rrnlly seri ous dinasti ts. There is nothing in otir rerords to re liipnrc with tlie capsizing of the Urit ish liignto Captain with half a thou Fund men in INTO, or the filial collision i f the liritit-h i n ih IucIh Vanguard and lien Dnko in 1 S7 5, or that of the Ger man iroiielad Kaiser Willielm nndUroM rr Kinl'uist the yenr following, when WU int n perished, or thn loss of tho British training ship Kmydieo and At lantu in lfcTH mid lhHO with MIO nfli tiK, suilois and apprentice boyx, or the sinking of the British lliigship Victoria, witii Admiral Tryon, i'i oillreia and 8!I0 sailors, by collision with the C'amp cnlowuon June Si, 1HIIH, in the Medi terranean, or tlm wreck of the bpanish cruiser liciiia Kcgentp, on March 10, lttir, with 480 otlieerH and seamen. The list of minor accident to foreign naval vessels in tlio past few years would bo too long to enumerate. But tho stranding of tho Hritisli ironclads Hour and Anson, tho flagship Ampliion mid tlio (-ruiwr Sultan wort) far nine grave. nfTuirs than any such accidents which have occurred to nny of our own lit avy vessel within thin period. Wc have had our fair share of troubles, per haps, but no tuoro than that. Boston Journal. SHE OBEYED ORDERS. Cnuliln't tlx Hlmti-l If Sonic of thr mil rr KrfiiM-d to (lit a Their Nmiiii . They had been discussing that ever lasting scivant probhin. which ran al ways bo depended upon to furnish n topic for conversation when threo or four women ore gathered together. Each bad told of her experience with lier "help," when one of them raid: "My new housemaid is tbo greenest girl you ever saw in your life. Her ig norance is n perpetuul sourco of wonder to me. The day after I got her I went out shopping and told her if any ouc called during my nbsruco to Ray I w as out and ask bin name. Thcso scented pimple instruction, but I thought iho would need tin in. "When I returned, I asked if any body hud called. " 'Yes, mum; they did,' the replied. " 'Who were they?' " 'They wouldn't tell their names,' she answered. "Wouldn't tell their names I' I ex claimed in surprise. '"Yes, mum; but I think ouo of them said "bananas" and the othn "rags."' "I demanded further particulars. "'I tried to tell them yon was out and ask their names. You hadn't been gone very long when one of them cnnin. It was the man who called "banauus." I rcmembtred what you said, mum, and I went after him and told him you was out Ho asked me if I wanted nny bu nanus, and 1 told him no; that you was out, and asked what was his name, But ho wouldn't tell cue. It was the name with tho other person who called. Ho called "rags" and only laughed at me when I ran after him.' "Chicago Times-Herald. Teach Spelling- Prom the Blackboard. A revival of the old fashioned spelling school has been tried in some localities. but only to prove that it does not, as a rule, reach the poor spellers. They stay away from it they are not wonted in a spelling match. The spelling school was lor the glorification of the good spellers. It did something, no doubt, for depraved bruin cells before such mysteries were ever heard of in connection with spell iug books before physicial inertia could be charged to weuk valvular heart action, and ugly tempers to microbes, and all tho rest. The spelling school be longs to a past dispensation, says my friend, hut it suggests whut might do much for orthography, if the blackboard were made a conspicuous feature mid the uttentiou concentrated upon the reading and writing of sentences, of which the following might be un exam pie: "Mr. Wright, the wheelwright, does not write rito rightly, with help. ful stories occasionally like thut of tho teacher who wrotu upon tho bourd the tliree words, "Boys, bees, beur, " asking the children to construct und write i sentence in which these words would b used intelligently, one boy giving at oiieo, "Boys bees bear when they goes in swimming. " Jane Mursh Parker in berth American Review. is Argentina Railroad. In the Argentine Republic the service of trains is appallingly irregular, chief ly owing to the bad state of the perma ueut way, which, when once laid, left to take care of itself. The perma nent way in some parts of the line is in such a dilapidated condition that al most every train is thrown off the rails. This astounding fact is contained in a recent report of the railway concerned. 1 he rate of traveling, too, ia astonish' iug. At one spot, on a go as you please local line, no train ever travels faster than miles per hour. One may vary the monotony of the journey by getting out and taking a quiet stroll along the hue, or stopping to pick up pretty now era. There is no feur that the train will catch you up. Harper's Round Table. Noticed before. "I see thut the scientists have diacov ered that solid metal uctuully evupo. rutts." ' 'Gee! I but that is what comes of all my money. "Indianapolis Journal. $2,000.00 in n:- VALUABLE II IIUS, RIVEN FFtlSE. TO CONSUMERS OF WALKER S FAMILY SOAP, HOW TO GET THESE PRIZES: rnmiH'titor to wive a ttmiiy Knitter Family fo p Wrapper oa thi-y nii enlWrt. Thive wrniiinT tnln nmilt'fl r espruiM i fully yrt hhI Id W A II. Wti kir. I'itMmrir, I'd., with ft -hfi't nf iminr MM ditt t'oinin'tttt-r n i II ii'iim iiimI ft ntrw, mitnWr of wni.- pi'l unit III. Iltltl tl' lllticr it dlvlni'l L'umpH Inrllvtfc in. Tho St' of IN mtvlvniitti will tmi -unite t'i'f M No I, Hti'l tliettiti'ifif WpttVlrirlnl . ohln mul Murylmid Dlnirtrl No. a. Tot1iv('nniH'tltor whoM'nnV in tltf luiift ft miinlii t of u run lH'm frnin the Olntrict In whirh In or nl(lif, w wl i u vp mi onliT nn hiiv it ii for nny Two Hundred t-'lft (ti'o no) l.l nr Weill lln lit oi ln- ti h mMp t To thi' Competitor ho i tnl In'hi'iH'Xt Irirut't iinmtn'rof wminM-r. fitim lit il'trii t In whirh In? or lu' irlilr wi will tflvi uii onlt'i nil mIiv iI'-hU t tor ny One Hundred Twenty h'lw ili.ooi Inr Heil Wkln f'ftc h ho or nv nuif Ri'ltM t To thi' live Coinpetitorft who M'iMt in the next Ii iulut mini hT of uniiHr fnmi I li iliw tilrt til whii h they rv.il( v will ul vr nu ll An o:l r on nny 'h'fller for niiv Inrnfy Htv i .()! Dill.ir Clnti Cont r Jacket lh in n U t To tho twenty Cmnneiltor t who4nil In th next lamii nimlrtTof winpHr from tin 11'lrict In whirh Iln re M., wc will rIvp neh nn AS FOLLOWS: 1 Flmt PrltMi. rtrh nf $i:) toll KklB Strk, i mt t'rlff., mrh nf Uii Hrl KklB Ssrk, 10 TtilrH PrlfM. m-i f ii ;i" t'l.itll i'nmi nr Jflfki't, ... 4(1 Fourth I'rlrM. (m il of ft $1.', rintli t'nnt nr JurkH. . . . Ml f irth I'rlrn. cnfli nf ii SMI I'lolh ('nut nr .Ixkrt, . . . i w. & ill nn nny ilejlel for tin v F,fcv i$IA -1.0) Dullnr Clolli Cnnt or ,ln.ket i hey inity ele:t. To the luetitv roiniip. (Itnr- who inf In tlip next nruest niiml tr nf wmpM'r f i'iii iheili'lilet In hirh they reMde. we Wiil lve I'iieh nn onlei on iinv denier for nnv Ten (io .not Cloth Cnnt or .lAchet they irmy m. left. ADDRESS ALL COMMUNICATIONS TO Advtrtlilng Of pirlmtnl H. WALKER. Thp entire w ruM-er tnitt te ptit In, an nil pintM or pleeen 1 nill Ikj rejected mid Hot i eoiinteu. He rit refill to prepny full tm'MiitieiHi nil lettern mid fnek iiK'. niheiwiM! they mnv m -H-iit tothedeHd letli" etltee. All romp tltor for thpM' prizes will hnve lw rlt'ht to reeelvcfrom ll H H llitetl M"t vlvtitff the imrne tmd d IreMM of the illee'fll n-r tiii. K thev Mid a wlf nd- lie-d i-iieloe n nd two cent pnMn..e otninp. Tin ptihlip wl 1 drnrtnVe imti f Unit nil i-tnpIo, Hfeiii nr other (terMitiwdlreetlv in iiehreetly In Ihe einptoy fif, nt l-oi'Heete I Willi tile lirin of U . It. Wnlker. lire d l ioieo fi niu enlerhiir iiilornmi eiith n for nny of the-e pue-. Coinpethnr win i il'tiitii xujn-pi r from minld M iipln leiiuo' liit k wiil Ik' ili.Miiuili tle i, Top content will tNitividy 'loi At U o elnek Do II -iftein time. Nitvetnher M. iH!7, nnd wruttperw reeelved Hi the home it lice l itl-ltnrw tifter tleit hour will no Ix minted A w iird w ill hetn idi uMNin nrterthut time n tin wmppen enti Ih eonntf d. 1 The "iMeeefiil p"rMn will , U fmmedlntelv tiotilled 1v letter, wilh full In-tinettniiP 1 fi o wher nnd how ihey i'hii wine their prize W. A II. Wnlker will etidenv or to iiwrird the priri n fnirly to (he l'vt nf Ihe r nMHlV mid lii-h'tnetit. I'Ul It I" mi'ieetood Unit nil who eompete nwippto 1 neei-ptthe nwnni oi m. Walker liitnl Pittsburg, Pa. An Eclipse of competition is tli rfnult of our magnificent furni ture display. There are great dilTerenceH in fur niture; pome of tlieni are visible and Home are not. A really handsome piece may be too (limny to be of any service. Another piece less strikingly attractive to the eye may possess a durability and value that make it very desirable. Our parlor and bedroom suits and other goods in sets and single pieces offer the double merit of beauty and real value, coupled with moderate prices. Reynoldsville Hardware Co. Free Trip to Niagara Falls! rm -'id rrf WE will furnish transportation from lleynoldsvillo to Niagara Falls and return over the U., R. & P. R'y, and two days' board at Hotel Imperial, one of the leading hotels at Niagara Falls, to the person who will secure the largest number of Gash Subscribers to THE STAR before June 15th, 18U7. Subscription price to be $i.00, strictly cash in advance. See partic ulars of this offer elsewhere in this issue of THE STAR. C. A. STEPHENSON, Ed. and Publisher. U Marriage a Failure t IIhvu yiiii lnin trying to (rrt tlio Ix'st (Hit of existi-iii1" without limit h In ymir fmiiily? IIhvo ynti ln't'ti wi'IU'Iiik out yiiiir lifn friiin tliu i-lTi'tts if )vhniIii, Ilvi'i' ('iiinilaint iintl I iii ly. Ht ion? Air Jim hIltjiIchh Ht nlxht? Do yon iiwako In thn timrnintr fi'i'linir liingulil, with coaled :otigu mul hiiIIow, IhikiuiI IihiIth' Don't ilo It. A Hhout In thn ciiiiip I1N limv llncon'ii Celery King Ihim curil otherHt It will euro you. Trial piiek-ngx free. Large hien fille. anil 2"m at. II. Ali X. StokeV llrug Htore. WANTK.Il- KAt TMI I I, MI.N OK WdMKN ' in linvel fiir iiii'itiHltiti itiililulii-(l Ihhhi' In IViuiHVlvioitit. fn In iy fT1" Mini ix- 1ii,ii-i,h. riwiilitii hi nttiiii'tit . Ki'M-N'Mci. InrlcHe wit fulilii.ed Mliimiii"! iimi'Imh. Che Nlll IiiimiI, ftiir IllHiirniire IMiltr., I 'hlnilfo. L. M. SNYDER, Fractlcal flor&e-sliocr anil General Blacksniltti. Horse HhiH'liiit done In Iho fieiitOHt Piiiiiner tnid h.v tho luletl Imiiioved melhoiN. ter lundllVeieiil klndi of hiM'i iiiiidf for cm ii'i1 thtn fif fniilly iii'lloh Mini ftKetiHed feet. (Mdy I he hewt mil kr of mIhh'n Mini liutl- IIH'd. Ite pull ttiir of ii II Id m N einefiillv nnd ptornntlv duil. SA1 lrFAt I H IN til'AHAN TKKII. l.llltllM'r- llli-ll n ntippllt on hiind. .In. knii ft. nein- I'lfih, ;i'nnld-v file, I'll. ki National iiiiii KUiuuai ua of in: i s -oi.its villi:. CnPITHL 8JSO.OOO.OO. '. .tllfrlirll, friolfli'iiM Meoti yt MrllniKl, Vli'P rri-. John II. Knui'lirr. lil-r. Directors: ('. Mlti'lii'll, Heott Mi'Cli'llillill. J.C. KIiir, 1 oil ri II. CiM-lieti. 11. F. Ilrown, U. W. fuller, .1. II. KiiiicIiit. IIim'h n itrnenillitinldim hiiHlnnHHiuid nollrltN the iii'roillilH of int'lrhnntM, proreHHlfiiiiil 111111, fiirnii'i-H. mi'f'ltiiiile. nilnerN. Iutnlprnii'n nnd olhei-M, pioinlHtiiii 1ln inoHt ntrefiil ntttnlton tO t III tHltllllTKH Of llll IMtl-MIIIH. Siife HrpoHll lloxi'H for rent. l'liHt Niitlonul Hunk tiiilldliiK, Nolnn lilook Fire Proof Vault. A- StSaro only Is ponHihlo, whether lis a tet of excel Irnoo In journullHin, or for tlio ineuMiironient of (iialllleH, timu or viilueh: und The Philadelphia Record uftor u curuer of nearly twenty years of unititcrrui'tud growth Is juotilled in uluinilng thut tlio Hlnndurd Ill's t uHtuliliHhed by tho foiindurs Is tlio onu true test of A Perfect Newspaper. To publish ALL THE NEWS promptly and Hiioelnctly and In thn most i-ead-uhlo form, without oliriion or pai-timm bias: todUeiiBH its xignitinaneo with frankmwu. to kerp AN OHKN EVE ini I'UULIC ABl'SES. to glvo besides u complutu reeord of current thought, funcies and discoveries in 11II departments of liuiuan notivlty in its Dully Edition of from 10 to 14 pages, and to provide tho whole for its patrons lit tlio nominal price of One (Vnt that was from the. outset, arid will continue to bo tho uimof"TllH KIX'OUI)." The Pioneer ono cent morning newspaper in tlio United Stutes, "Tim Kecord" Bt!ll leads where others follow. We nre always receiving new goodn nnd ran nlways give you good vnluew 111 Dry Goods, Notions, Clothing, I Ials and Cqs, . Shoes, Itc. ) carry a complete ntock of everything and you will find our UKUUKKIKS and PKUVJSKJNS always up to standard in quality, and the very lowest price. We invite a share of your trade. .IKFFKKSON SUF1VLY CO. Witness its unrivaled average daily circulation uxoeedlng lllll.(HK) coiiies. and an average exceeding UO.OOO copies for its Sunday editions, while imitations of its plan of milillcullon in every important city of tho country testify to tho truth of tho ussortion thut In tho quantity und quality of its contents, und In tlio price ut which It is sold '"Tlio Record hus established the standard by which excellence. In journalism must bo measured. The Daily Edition of "The Record." will bo sent by mail to any address for $3.0(1 per your or 2u cents per month. The Daily and Sunday edition together, which will give its readers tho best und freshest In formation of all thut is going on in the world every duy In the your In cluding holidays, will bo sent forl.00 a year or !t cents per month. lilr' THE RECORD PUBLISHING CO. Record Building, 1'hiludclpliluUu. man To Jive an idea Of the different styles and patterns of Shirt Waists in our enormous stock of this season's arrival would take this entire page. We can simply say that it is a most attractive one and the prioeB are only from 50c. to i?.45. The quality in every case will be found to he of good value. We have a large assortment of Wash Goods and Organdies from 8c. to 25c. a yard. N. HANAU. Special Sale! Lace Curtains, Curtain Swisses, Scrims, Embroideries, Laces and White Goods, WANTKII- I'ITMKl'l, MEN OH VOMF to travel for rt'oiillilM eHiubllslird house la IVnhny Iviiiiiu. Miluiy il hikI kx-iK'iiM-s. Position permanent. Iteferniii'ii. Kni'liMti self-add lesneil lliliiii'(l enveloiii'. Tliu Niilioiml, ttlur lusiiiuueu lllilg , t'lili'iiuo. Thursday, Friday and Saturday. A. D, Deenier & Go.