He VOLUME 5. REYNOLDS VI LLE, PENN'A., WEDNESDAY. DECEMHEH U, 1890. NUMIIfiK 31. Xlfttlroittt (Tlmt (ruble. JENN8 Y LV A NI A UA t LKO A D. IN Ff'FKCT NOVKMIir.K l"i, 1SIMI. Philadelphia Erie Kiillniml Division Time Tnblu. Trains leave I ilft w.hhI. KAHTWAHK :04 a m Train , ilully pjn'ept fumliiy for Hunlmry, lliirrlshuiy un.l lit(rini.'.lliit sta tions. nrrlvliiK lit. I'lilliidelihla tl : '-: p.m., Mew Viirli, i. m.i Hiiltlniorp.SMio .m. SVnltlimiiti. 7: 1". i. ni I'nl limifi I'nilor cur from W llllnniMiiirt and piiHcitu;pr couches from Ktini' to riillnilclililn. :(W p. m. Train it, ilully except Hominy fur Hurrahing nml Inteinipilliup stntlon. nr rlvliiK nl I'hlliidelpliln :. A. M.i New York, 7:.'l A. M. I'll I Imitn flecplng riirB from lliirrtsliniii to I 'I i II ii 1.-1 1 il I i null New Viirk . I'hlliulcllilitn p!is!niri'r rim rpnuiln In Rli'rprr uiHlNturbcil until 7:im A. M. IlW p. in.- Train 4, ilully fur Hnnliiiry. lliurls burg nnrl Intprnit-dliitp stations, nrrlvliiK ut rhlliKli'lpliln, H:M A. M.i Ni'W York, u ;i:i A. M. on wick diiy nnrl lew A M. mi Cnn dnyi Hnltlmoro, H:2fi A. M. ; Vntilnutii, 7:4(1 A. M. I'lillmnn rum from Erie and Williams port to riillitilclphlii. I'liMMcmrpi-sIn ilepier for lliiltlniore tinil Wimhlnuton will be tninRfcrreillnto Wndilngtonslpepcr lit llnr rlHliiirir. Passengpr conches from Erie to Philadelphia nml Wllllamsport to Balti more. WEHTWAKI) 7:!I a. m. Train 1, dully except fundny for Ktilpwny, Dultofs, llprmont. nml Inter ni'ilhilo Hint Inns. I.tnves Kldgway nt U: 10 P. M. for Ki ln. t:M)n. m. Train 3, dully for Erie mid Inter mediate points. 5:2(1 p. ni.--Trnln 11, dully except (Sunday for K tine and Intermediate stations. THHUt'CII TKA1NH EOK DKIETWOOD HioM TIIK KA8T ANDHOLTH. TRAIN It leaves lMillndi-lpliln 8:W A. m.i Washington, 7..V) A. m.i Hiifllmnre, H:!HI a. m. Wllkesbsrre, 10.1.1 A. m.i dully except Mon day, arriving nt Driftwood nt H:MI P. M. with Piillinnn Pnrlor cur from Philadelphia to VlllliimnHirl. THAIN 3 leaves New York nt 8 p. m.; Phila delphia, 11:211 p. m.i Washington, 10.40 p. m.i Hull Ilium., 11. .Ml p. ni.i dully arriving At llrlftwoiHl nt 9:.V) n. m. Pullman sleeiilng cars from Philadelphia to Krli mid from Washtnmon nnd ItitltlmorD to Wllllumsporl nml through pusseniier conches from Phila delphia to Kile nml Baltimore to lllliiui uort. TKAIN I Ipbvps Ki-nnvo nt 11:30 n. m., dully exi-ppt Sundny, arriving at Driftwood 7:ii " JOHNSONBUHG HAILHOAD. (I)iiily except Sunday.) THAIN 19 leaves Kldgway nt ::!ob. m.! John- sonlmrgnl W:;ih a. ni., arriving lit Clermont at ll::fct a, m. TRAIN 20 leaves Clermont at 10:41 a. m. ar- rlvlnv nt Johnsonhurg at 11:41 a. ni. and Kldgway at ViM) a. ni. It IDG WAY & CLKAKKIELU H. It. DAILY KXC'KPT SUNDAY. HOUTI1WAUD. NORTH WARD. P. M A.M. HTATIONH. P.M. P.M. iTio vTB ITiiUwiiy no T:i 12 17 P :i:i Island Run I !i i ll 12 21 VM Mill IIhvpii I4H Bin 12 H2 9 4H t'roylimd 1:17 HIM ia:i u.vj HhoriN Mills i;u iu 12 40 A7 )illl Uin'k I 2 A Ml 12 42 II .Ml Vlnpynril Run 1 27 5.17 12 45 m til l iirrli-r 1 '.'.1 tM 12M 1012 RriK'kMiiyvlllo 115 1144 l 10 22 Mi-Minn Siiiiimlt 105 A:u 101) 10 25 Hiirvpya Run 12 ,W A2H 115 lo:) FallHl rppk 12 50 5 20 Hi 10 45 DllllolH 12 40 5 10 TRAINS LEAVE RI IKiWAY. FiiKtirard. WiiHtward. Train 7:17a. m. Train a, ll::M a. m. Train A, 2:10 p. m. Tniln 1, i:IO p. m Train 4, 7:55 p. m. Train II, 7:21 p. ni. M. PKKVOHT, (jo n. MunnKur. J. R. WOOD, (Jen. I'hhh. A't. 15 UK t' A IX), UOCHK.STKH & PITTS- I1UHGU RAILWAY. ThpHliort linn liptwcpn Dulloln, Rlditwny, Dradford, Snluinanra. liiillaln, RoWipntpr, Nlairara Falln and nolnta lu tlio upHr oil region. On and aftpr Nov. 15lli, 1WHI, pimspn pr tt-iitiiN will arrive and depart from FallH Orppk million, dally, cxi i pl hiiniluy, an fol Iowh: 7.2A a m nnd 1,.'A p ni for CurwenHvlllo and t'lpiirtlPld. 10.00 a ni Huffiilo and Rorhpntpr mall For RroikwiiyvUli',RliUwiiy,.lolinHoiihiirff,Mt. Jpwptt, Bradford, Hiilaiiiiinra, HuO'iilonnd Iioi:lii'hti'r; L'onnpi:iliii at .lolmiHinliurff with P. & E. train H, for Wlleox, Kiino, W'arrvn.Corry and Erie. 10.27 a m Aooommodat Ion For Sykea, Ilia Run and PunxHiitiiwnpy. 10.28 a ni Fur RpynoldvHI. 1.15 p m Hnidford Accommodation For Bi'cchtrpo, Hrockwnyvlllp, F.llmont. C'ar- moii, RlilKwuy, JoliUHouburg, Mt. Jowett and Hnidford. 1.25 p. m. Acpomniodntlon for PunxHU- tuwnuy and lllu Run. 4.25 n. m. Mall For DuIloU, Sykcs, Rig Run Punxtiuttiwnpy and Walhton. 7.40 p in Apcommodatlon for II Ik linn and PiinxHuiawiipy. PaHHinicprb are rpijuPHtRd to purchaae llck eta hpforp nntprlnic tlio cai-H. An oxcohn charge of Ten (Jpnta will he collected by con ductors whpn fares aro paid on tralnn, fmm all st utlons where a 1 lcketolHee Is nialntulned. Thousand mile tickets at two centn per mile, Rood for passaxe between all atatlona. J. 11. McIktvhk, A nunt, Fulls Creek, Pa. E. C. Lacky, Qua. Pas. AKnt, Rochester N.Y. ALLEGHENY VALLEY RAILWAY COMPANY commencing Sunday November 29, 1896, Low Grade Division. KAHTWAHD. No.l. No.5. No.. 101 10D STATIONS. A. M. r. M. A. M. A. St. P. II Rod Rank 10 AO 4 85 LaWHoubam.... 11 00 4 4m New Hethlelietn 11 80 5 20 5 20 Oak Kiilk-o 11 87 6 2k tS 27 May.ville 11 44 5 8 6 XI Buniniprvllle... 12 m 5 AH 5 AJ Brookvllle 12 20 ( 14 6 OH Bell tl2 211 tfl 20 tfl 15 Fuller 12 8H 6 32 27 ReynoldsvlUe.. 12 A6 (50 45 Pancoaxt 1 03 6k A A3 Falls Oroek 1 25 7 10 7 OH 10 85 ISA Dullols 1 85 7 20 7 12 10 45 1 45 Bubula 1 4M 733 7 25 Wlnterliuru .... 1 AN 7 41 7 35 Pentleld t 04 7 4tt 7 41 Tyler 2 13 f 7 AH 7 AO Reuezctte I 42 8 27 8 17 Grant 2 52 8 117 8 27 Driftwood I 20 ft OS I A5 P. M. P. M A. M. A. M. P. Mi WKMTWABU. No.S No.A No.10 108 110 TATIOKK. Driftwood...... 10 id 8 i ' ab Oram no ax A7 ts ah Bennzette 10 4H 07 (09 Tyler 11 17 e 84 8 3W Pnnfleld 11 20 6 43 8 40 Wlnterburn .... 1182 6 4U 8 55 Babula 11 42 A AH 7 On DuBols It A5 7 12 7 20 It 40 1 10 Palls Creuk 1 25 7 25 7 85 U 50 t 30 PaucoiiHt 1 HI 7 81 t7 41 beyuoldsvlUe.. 1 40 7 40 7 All Puller 1 Att 7 A7 t 07 Bell ft OH tH 0 Ut 10 Brookvllle 2 18 8 111 8 2H Buramervllle.,.. I 82 8 82 1 42 Maysviile I A2 8 A2 02 OakRldie....i.. 8 00 8 00 1 00 hew Bellileliem 1 10 t 10 (Jo LawHoiihaui.... (42 142 ' bad Bank 8 65 9 55 p. m. A. m P. M. P M. T. M. Trains dally except Sunday. DAVID UoOAKUO,OM'I..BDPT. JAi. P. ANDERSON OWL PAH. AOT. I'rof. HiifiTtt, nf St. Liiwronco county, N. Y.. BH ukliifof iiulitionnry t1lwR!i:, siivn: not mil! tlontli occuin now wliom twi'tit.y (lli-il hi -f urn Down' Elixir wan known. Ovi-r fifty ypnr of oonHtnnt iiin'om plHci-n Down's Elixir nt tho ln-ail of tlio Iniiif liHt of couuh rrnii'dli'd. Kor anlo hy II. Alox. Stoko. Tim ri'nson why Arnica & Oil Linn nii'iit Is so popular will) the liiill, in (nunc it not only In very hrnlintf and Hoolliintr hut IIh udcir li not nt iillolTrii sivo. Kor mile hy II. Alox. Sl.oko. Don't mifTi'r with lndl(OHtlon, iisb Hnxtcr'a Matulrako Ilittcro. Kor pale hy II. Alex. Stoku. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Thp III".! salve In (lie world forculs. Hrnlp, sorps, ulcprs, salt rlipum, fever sorpn, Teller, I'linpiH'd hanils, clilllilnlns, corns, and all skin pruptloim, and Mltlvply rurea pllin, or no pay minimi. It Isgiiiirantped timlve ierfwt sat iHf act Ion or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by II. Alcx.Htoko. JJEECH CHEEK HAILHOAD. New York Central & Hudinn River R. R. Co., Lenee OONDK.NSF.D TIMR TABI.F.. RRAP CP Exp Mall Nov. 18, 1A05. No 37 No nrAD nown Fxp Mall No 30 No M p ni p ni am I 55 Arr....PATTON... .I.ve 9:) I 10.... .MAIIAFFEY 1500 0 05 12 35 I,ve ... Kermoor .... Arr 55 p m MOO 4 40 A05 55 12 25 . . iA7.5!AM 5 35 5 15 a 411 12 nTfi "kermoor ....Lvn A 41 522 A 27 5 33 6 39 8 57 111 19 11 V..U. Mlltu.rt 5 4A 8311 1201 ..iollllltn. 552 si 11. w, mitcnciiH (irw 8 15 II 40 Lvp.rienrHpUl.lunr;. Arr 8 15 8 08 1131 CLEARFIELD Mfl30 757 II 21 Arr.(.'li'iirflpTil.luin!.Lve 815 IKW 74H 1112 Woodland 845 547 7 42 11 0.1 HlHler 8 52 6 5:1 737 10 .vi Wnllncpton 857 65 72 1050 .. Morrlnlnle Mines.... 7011 7 07 750 1041 I.ve Minium Arr 715 7 15 8 55 7 40 7IH 7 12 A4K 8 20 A 18 5 IH 5 01 45H 4 47 4:15 4 30 4 110 10 111 11 01 ApniLTsnall rr 7 40 7 40 ve 8 55 6 55 Tl7 7 17 7 22 7 22 7 40 7 42 7 57 8 01 8 04 HON 8 4H 8 57 9 01 9 10 9 07 9 17 9 18 9 27 9 211 9 40 11 .' 9 45 11105 10 20 10 :! Arr Muiiroii. .. 10:i4 Wlnlmrne. TLvr 10 12 PK.AI.E 5fl nilllnloivn 943 SNOF.HIIOE B4H ....IIKEI'll CHF.KK 8 33 Mill Hull 82.5 LOCK HAVEN 8 1.1 YouiikiIiiIp 8 00 JERSEY SIIOHE.M'NO. 7 55 1 FUSE Y SHORE.... t7 25Lve WILLIAMHP'T Arr p m i in w in am p 111 11 m a m Putt. A. tt Rkapinii R. R. a m p m 40 8 55 Arr W1LL1AMSPT Lve tlOSO'fl :) U 'IX mtt 'ill 1 ..n mill A A.- mt f. a m a m p m h:ii :ml.vp 44" W i.v (Vi.via 1 a mil una Ar iiihi I7 30I.V..N. Y. via Phi a.. Arb7 25 10 30 TTv N.Y.vlaTamiiiiua Ar 8 00 a m p m p in am Dally i Week-days 4 5 (10 p m Sundays 1 10 55 a in Sunday "b" Npw York panpiurers traveling via Phil adelphia on 10.20 a m train from Wlllinnis- IMirt. will cliiniKecars nt Columbia Ave., Millndclplila. 4 M: TI0'SX.- At WllllamBiMirt with PlillailplpbliiAHpiiillnnlt R. AtJeiHpy Hliorp with Fall HriMik Railway. At Mill Hall with t'pntral RatlroHil of Ppnnnvlvania. At PlilllpHburK with Pennsylvania Railroad 11111I AlliMinn & PlilllpHliuin Connecting R. It. Al ( IriuMclil with ItulTiilo. Ris'lipster A I'll I Mlmrv'li Railway. At MnliHlTpy and Pulton with Cambria A Clearfield lilvlxlon of PeniiKyli anla Riillrond. At Mnhafley wltli Pennsylvania & Noiili-Western Railroad. A. (1. 1'AI.MKIt. F. E. IlKtOIIMAIf, Superintendent. Uen'l Punh. Aitt. PhllaUelplila.Pa. Ootrl. JJOTEL McCONNELL, REYNOLDSVILLE. PA. FliAKKJ. BLACK, Vropriitor, The leadlnn hotel of the town. lleadiiiar tem for coinmcivlnl men. Hteam heat, free bus. bath rooms andcloMets on every floor, wimple riMims, uuuaru room, leiopnout) con. nei:uons &c. II OTEL BELNAP, REYNOLDSVILLE, PA. C. H1LLMAX, i'wpriVfw. First class In every particular. Located In the very centre of the business Dart of town. Free 'bus to and from trains nnd commodious sample rooms lor commercial travelers. IMiwccllutirou. J NEKF. JUSTICE OP THE PEACE And Roal Estate Agent, ReynoldsvlUe, Pa. MITCHELL, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Office on West Main street, opposite tbe tommerpiai 110101, ueynoiusvuie, ru. 0. 1. OOKDOK. JOUM W. BUD. QORDON & REED, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Brookvllle, Jefferson Co., Pa. Office In room formerly occupied by Gordon wi mil n oiuiu oil w V. t. MiCEAOIM, Breekrille. 0. M. MeDONALD, Biysellivllle. CCRACKEN & MCDONALD, Attorneys and Counsellor$-at-Law, Offices at BeynoldlviUe and Brookvllle. F RANCIS J. WEAKLEY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Offices In Malioney building, Main Street, neyuoiusvuie, i-a. D R. B. E. HOOVER, REYNOLDSVILLE, PA. Resident dentist. In building near Metho dist cburch, opposite Arnold block. Gentle ness in operating. jyX. R. E. HARBISON, SURGEON DENTIST, ReynoldsvlUe, Pa. Office In rooms formerly occupied by X. B. McOrelght. D iR. R. DeVERE KINO, DENTIST, Office at the residence of T. O. King. M. D., at corner of Mala and Sixth street, fieyuolds- vuie, r. JENNY LIND'8 DEBUT. Kever Has a Prima IHinna fto Charmed an American Andlenee. Hon. A. Ouliey Hull writesof "When Jumiv Liinl SiitiK lu CiinIIu Unr'Icli," for The liitilion' Homo Jiiiirn.tl. Of her first npppiiriiucc her first roiiij ill Aniericu und the unprecpdenteil rtitlin iasin "lie aronspil Mr. Hull onrertain- iiiKly and Hrnphicnlly wrllrs: "I In t k to the voic.ul It Is licKiniiinit tho first Imr of 'Casta Diva,' from 'Norma.' Tho si lence in tlin audience- is intense. HI10 has RtiiiK only a few bars of tlin mutch. less cnvatiim before ull musio hivurs reoofinise that while other artists have endeavored to mnko snmethiiiR out of 'Casta Diva,' Jenny Llnd is embodying it There is tlin Ktadunl prowth of ior tnnnto, then rhythmic nmluliiiitifr, now hiKh notes, as triumphs of pore expres sion, and not of merely physical marvel, and finally birdlike ecstasy of trills. Be fore her Is an abyss of hush, into which he pours that voice, the very soul of song. She ooases, and timidly not proudly hows and Is retiripg when the audience, not content with making the usual American demand for an ennoro, arises en masse, and repeats with four fold energy and spirit the almost frantio domonatotion with which it greeted Jenny ijiud upon imr entrance. The au dienoe is literally wild. Never has a linger so stirred her listeners before. The thunderous npplause keeps tip for many minutes, until the audience aeouis ex hausted. "Trained musicians are praising the fluency and precision of Jonny's chro matic scales. One is emphasising what be terms 'the inspired vitality of LltiU's voice,' and the unanimous verdict seemi to be that never were beard in concert room sweeter tone Even white haired veterans, who have listened to Malihran and her sister Viardot, or to Urisi, or to Adelaide Kemble, all pronounce Jen. uy Liud the superior of those oiil time, song angels in realms consecrated by Haiiit Ceuiiia. " A CLANKING GHOST. Awful Kxperlenca of a Chicago Man In a Missouri Hotel. "The most diMigrpeatile experience li, my travels," said tho man from Chi cago, "whs when I awakened in the middle of the night in a Missouri hotel and heard a chain clank in my room. I don't know whether it is the association of a clanking rhaiu that makes the Round so dismal or tho mere fact of he ing awukened by a noise that shows the presence, of something living, but I don't know of a more unpleasant awak ening. "I aat up in bed, bnt could see notli ing, for the room was as dark as o pock et, and my heart thumped with suspense as I licurd that weird clunk, oliuik, clank, accompanied by a strange shuf fling noise that was quite as mysterious and bndling. I reached undor my pillow and drew out my "Revolver?" suggested the man who finishes everybody's sentences. "Naw, toy whisky flask. I took a pull that would havo mutlo tuy wife give me a temperance lecture if she could have seen mo" "And what hconmo of itf" "The whisky?" "No, no, the clanking ghost. " "Well, I fell off tosloepaftor awhile. and when I got up in the morning and investigated, I found out what it was. " "A mnuiuc?" "No; I wus the only maniua It was curled up undor my bed, chain and ull, and it turnod out to be a pet coon that the hotel people owned and which had escaped from its quarters and found its way to my room, But I wouldn't put in another night like that for a farm and wood lot I" St. Louis Kepublio, , His Prefers Dos. Her father is a physician and an ad' mircr of culture. But ha growa weary now and then of hearing Mubol play scales and five finger exercises. After a half hour of work from her exercise book she turned aud said: "Father, I have taken tip the study or theory." "Have you?" "Yea. This," she went on, striking a chord, "ia a tonlo." "Mabei " be answered in a tone of patience sorely tried, "I'm ever so much obliged, but I dou't think that ia what I need. But if yon bad tedative that yon oould try on me I'd appreciate it more than tongue can toll. "Washing' ton Star. Thai MUttT Point la Flours. Probably leai ii known by arohiteota and structural engineer! regarding tbe safety of floors than of any other por tion of a building. The relative ooet of the iteel beams in a floor, aa oompared With the terra ootta or other filling, has caused tome builders to go to an ex treme in increasing the spans between beams, thus greatly increasing the risk f destruction by fire, even though there may be ample strength iu the absence of fire, Engineering News. A Carlyla AseedoU. A Sootoh visitor to the Carlyles in Cheyne row waa much itruok with the soundproof room which the cage bail contrived for himself in the attic, light ed from the top, and where no aight or onnd from outaide oould penetrate, "My oertes, thia ia fine," cried tbe old friend, with unconscious sarcasm. "Here ye may write and study all the rest of your life, and no human beiuf be one bit the wiser. " Housobohi Words. Tlin first Coaches. Ill the fifteenth century couches ap- pour to have been used In processions or other public ceremonies, tnoro us an ornament than anything else, if we may judge from the rltitnsy form of tho ve hicle. The entrance of thu l'.itibussntlor Trevnsl Into Miinttin in a rnrriiigti is noticed as early ns the year nnd that of Frederirk HI into Frankfort iu B covered conch in the year 147(5. It is curious contrast to the rapidity with which new Inventions bio now Rdopted that nearly a century elapsed before the covered carriage was Introduced into England. Htow, in his Chronicle, In the year lfiDS mentions the in troduction in these terms: "This year Walter llipon made a coach for tho Eurlu of Kutlnntl, which wus the first conch (snlth he) that ever wus made in England. Since to wit, in auuo lfi()4 the suld Walter Ripon made the first hollow turning coach, with pillers and arches, for her majestic, being then her servant. "Also, iu anno 1584, a chariot throno, With foure pillers behind to beare a cauopie with a crowne imperiitll on the toppn, aud before two lower pillers, whereon stood a Hon and a dragon the supporters of the amies of Englund. " The sailors of the time, of Oood Qneeu Bess must have found it a difficult mat tor to obtain bertha on a ooach for their cruise on shore. Even her majesty, though she herself drove to 8t. Paul's cathedral to return thanks for the de livery of her kingdom from the Spanish armuila, was accompanied by the privy council and her attendants, who rode on horseback. Bnt by the end of the reign coaches and carriages became sud denly popular. Fireside Magazine. Rprees nt Church Festival. It is a custom of the country in Ger many to get drunk at tho consecration of a new church. This custom has been regarded as unlovely und nu-ChrlHtiiiu by many influential Germans of the new school, most notably by Emperor William II, but still it remains unre formed, nud tho comic weeklies do not tire of depicting tho scenes iu aud out of tho police court that follow the con secration sprees and fights. Homo time ago tho festival of a new church wus cnlebrutcd ill Uberringullieim, ill the Rhine country. Iu anticipation of the usual trudo in exhilarating liquors a saloou keeper who does business near the sacred edifice advertised thus in the Khiuelund Observer: Jacob HulliT herewith pledKea himself for a subscription price of b marks 75 cents) to servs every -one of Ills aucsts with aa muoh wine as be can drink on the oncaslon of the church consecration InvltlnH my friends and patrons to visit mo In response to this reqnest, I remain re spectfully yours, Jacob aIuu.br. Within an hour after tho newspaper containing thin advertisement uppcarod 80 citizens of little Oborriiigclhoitn bought subscription tickets from Mul- lor. At the current prioe of ordinary loose wine in tho Rhino country cooh ofc-the 8 and their colleugues in this peculation had to drink 10 largo glass- fnls before he could begin to benefit by thesnhscrintioiitnrirT Now York Hnn. My Bin. Stand in the publio thoroughfares gazing nt anything real or imuginary, and tho dozens who guthcr round you will multiply soon into hundreds, nud, if you stick to it, perhaps thousands. A crowd as big as the street could hold encircled a sign painter tho other duy. They rallied iu curious excitement and dispersed in disuppoiuted disgust. "My Sin," iu hugo, flaming letters, was what the painter hud already printed. If ever a crowd was bent on anything, it was on tho discovery of wbut thut sin was. They asked each other what it might be und hazarded guesses, while the man laid by his red paint pot and brought forth green in stead. What would the next word be? The crowd grew so exoited that they called to tbe man, "What is it?" "Tell us," "Goon," "Hurry," "Paint quiok if yon won't talk," until it seemed he might grow too bothered to print any thing. But be did. He printed out in small green letters, added to tbe gigantio ")" the sylla ble "gle," and when the sign waa com-" plete it read, "My single aim is to sell at nominal profit " few-sou's Weekly. Phenomenal Halnfall In Australia. January and February, 1803, will long be remembered in Australia aa the months of the most phenomenal rain fall ever known, not in Australia alone. but in any country in the world since tbe dawn of history. Tbe point of great est downpour waa at Brisbane, which was very fortunate for aoieuoe, as it ia at thut place whore the government meteorological instruments are kept On the last day of January the rain gauge recorded 10 inches of rainfall. The next day, Feb. 1, it showed fall of over 80 inches, and on the 2d a little over 86 inohes of water fell. All to gether 77 inohes of water foil in four days. St Loula Republic. No Man's Heath. The looality termed No Man's heath is situated in four counties Warwick shire, Staffordshire, Derbyshire aud iieioestershire. It contains bnt nine ores of laud and was formerly renown ed as favorite rendeavous of prise fighters, because the police of one coun ty were unable to make an arrest in an other. Omar's reformation of tbe calendar was really made bySosigenes, B. a 49. JOAN OF ARC. flur Faith In Her mission Overcame All Obstacles llrfnre the King. Her conviction wuh so strong Hint It ained tho sympathy of the poor nbont r. To thpso humble beings, for whom everything Is dilllrulty and impossibili ty in life, imiiginul Ion opens ricb field. whero all dreams seem credible. Ihey believed the drentii of Joun nnd lent their aid to tho accomplishment of her miracle,. This help and complicity of the people she wus to find everywhere on her road. The king und the nobles accepted her because nho served their purpose; the people believed in her and lent her strength. Thus from tho first step of her undertaking her situation was clearly outlined, us it was to be to tho end to martyrdom. Tho poor peo ple gave from their poverty to buy her a horse and vestments of wnr, nud a quire, Jean do Metz, won by tho popu lar enthusiasm, offered to nnenmpany her with a few men. They set out for Chimin, whero tho court was assembled. The way was long and beset with danger, but Joan uphold tho courage of her companions. "Fear nothing," she said. "Tbe Lord Ood has chosen my route; my brothers in puradiso guide me on the way. " And in safety they ar rived at Chinon. There new obstacles arose. It was difficult to obtain access to the king, jealously guarded from all outside influence by his favorite, La Tremoille. But, as in a fuiry tale, doors were opened, walls fell beforo her magio, and one evening the young peas ant entered the great hall where, among the courtiers, disguised in a modest cos tume, stood the king, whom she had never seen. Without hesitation she walked straight to the king and, fall ing on her knees, proffered her request with so much grace and ardor that Charles VII was moved. But imposture, witchcraft even, was suspected, and before a decision wus ar rived at learned doctors and ecclesias tics were called on to cxamino her and scrutinize her conscience. To nil the subtleties of her examiners she answered with so much simplicity, so much pro fundity of good sense, that they were confounded. "There is more iu the book of God than in yours," she snid. and added, "I know not a from b, bnt I am sent of tho Lord God." "The National Hero of Franco," by Maurioe Boutet de Monvcl, iu Century. QUEER BULLETS. Nnggeta of Gob! and Wooden Klug Used by Hunters In emergencies. When a hunter In tho old days lost all his bullets or hadn't any to shoot with, he usually devised substitutes that on occasion served the purpose well. All sorts of things huve been fired at gunio or Indians, as the case might be. Old Hunk Ellison, living up in Jef. ferson county, N. Y., told to his dying 1 aRV now ne WBS eoopW "P by Indians ont we" on, e wltn tt ,ltUe load' ,ot" 01 ' Powder, a belt full of gold nuggets, a ! nno riDe nrt ,ra,let taoUl- 11 oa I the top of a knoll where his l(,g cabin I hud been built, and he had a barrel of water nnd a lot of wood for emergen oies. The Indians kept just out of range, dashing iu once in awhile to draw his fire. He soon used his bullets up and then used tbe gold. He fired nearly half bis fortune at the redskins before they left him. Many a hunter has used a pebhlo in the hope of getting a close deadly shot Jackkuivcs and ramrods have served their time ns missiles. Forest and H'.uam tells about a hunter who had only a single bullet, but lots of powder. The bullet shot the horn of a big buck off, and the buck charged the man, who took to a tree top. He spent half an hour whittling off two inch lengths of tranches and putting them Into his rifle. Then he rammed them down on the powder and fired at the maddened deer. His partner came along after awhile with a belt full of bullets and, mak ing a run for the tree, gave a bullet to the shooter, who quickly killed tbe deer. New York Sun. rateut OOlo Prvflta. "So far there have been nearly 900 patents issued for borteshoes," observed a blacksmith. "Every one of them was supposed to bave merit A large nom ber of them were supposed to be of value for the reason that tbey could be put on horses by bauds or olasps and thus save time and the expense of borse ahoors. Six thousand dollars, therefore, has been paid into the patent office by inventors of horseshoes. "Not one of these inventions was ever used, and today, as during the past, horses are shod. The only shoe that can be put on a borse must be nail ed on by a blacksmith. There is no royal road to wealth, and there is no way to hoe a borse except to nail on the shoe. This $8,000 is but a small part of the money paid out in connection with pat ented horseshoes. "Washington Star. WaUlngtosi on tba Defeat at Ugay. Next morning Wellington was con versing with General Bowles when a staff officer drew up, bis hone flecked with foam, and whispered the news of Ligny. Without a change of oounte nunoe, the commander said to hia com panion: "Old Bluoher has bad a good licking, and gone back to Wavre, 18 miles. As he baa gone back, we mast go too. I suppose in England they will say we bave been licked. I oan't help it; as tbey have gone back, we most go too. "William M. Sloane in Century, THE WOOD. Witch tinsel, dogwood and the maple here. And them the onk and hickory, Linn, poplar anil the beech tree far and near As the wised eyo can see. Wild ftlnRer, wahoo, with Its resn bsllona, And brakes if briers or a twilight spin, And fox ftrnTs.s plumed with summer, and strung moons Of mandrake flower between. Deep gold green ferns and moines red and grny Mats fur what naked myth's while feet And cool and calm a cascade far away. With ever falling beat. Old logs made awoot with death, rough bits of bnrk, And tangled twl and knotted root, And sunshine splnihes, and great pools of dark. And many a wild bird s flute. Hern let ma sit nntll the Indian dusk With copper colored feet comes down, Bowing the wlldwood with stnr fire and mask And shadows blue and brown. Then side by side with some magician dream To take tho owlet hinntwl lane, Half roofpd with vines, led by a firefly gleam, That brings ma home again. Madison C'aweln In "Undertones." HERALDRY. One View nf the Shorthand of History anil Chronology. Heraldry can make the world a glori fied world. It is a quarry whore every one may hew and a sea where every one may dip his onr, and if heraldry he came again a fine art she could be onoe more the bride of history, while art with her tumult of enthusiasm alone can deck her fittingly. Without art heraldry is an uncouth and dead thing; with art she liveth for every one aud is truly a science. Heraldry creates intelligent ourlosity ,. and stimulates historio imagination. She awakens Interest In generations . gone by and should be taught, suys Mr. Buskin, to tbe young men nnd maidena of the street and lime, for heraldry helps to decipher the firrgotten hand writing on the wnll and the glorious record of our ancestors' doings ana strivings and progress and upward climbing in the long crusndo against tyrunny und slavery nud ignorance and intolerance. That heraldry is tho shorthand of his tory and chronology seems to be now allowed, and heraldry, in a sense, should be the application of tho fine nrts of sculpture nnd painting to family history. It is the silent language which Christendom adopted and developed at be time of the crusades. In silence and in hope she spake, through the eye, to the heart of Christendom, of the noble deeds of ber children, and she is alto gether iudispensuble if tho heruldrio al lusions in Dunte, Chaucer, Spenser, Shakespeare, Soott, etc, are not to be entirely lost. Heraldry bas received the sanction of oenturies, and a herald of tho trne strain is neither finicking, fretful nor faulty, but full of goodly joy and at times even of pious mirth. And if omo peep and mutter at abuses, forgetting that the abuse of anything ia no argument against its proper use, others see and learn that heraldry has educational ' value, is to many a race a wayside sac rament and blazes brood its potent in fluencenamely, that nothing must fte done to tarnish the family escutcheon. Iu England also, in the absence of hereditary rank, coat armor is the only distinctive mark of birth and high blood for the untitled nobility. Nine teenth Century. Heavy Jastloe. It seems that abnormally stout people bavo their uses in this world as well as. other things. The other day, as an er ceediugly corpulent old gentleman waa leisurely proceeding along Regent street, . a detected pickpocket, who was fleeing -at the top of bis speed from two myr midons of the law, violently collided with bim, and the pair rolled over in the gutter together, the stout gentleman, on top. The pickpocket made strenuous bu tr availing efforts to extricate himself, from nnder the mountain of flesh, but the corpulent gentleman remained a fixture until tbe pursuers came np and . captured the rascal. Then tbe fat man picked himself np, nothing the worse for bis mishap and moved off with tbe remark that so long as be had breath in bis body, bis weight would "always be thrown on the side of law and justice." Pearson's Week- V- Artificial Halo or "Sna Dogs. An experiment which illustrates in a very curious manner tbe aotual philoso phy of the formation of baloa or "sun dogs" has been made by Drs. Brewer and Dixon and ia explained by them as follows: Take a solution of alum and ' spread a few drops of it over a pane of ' glass. It will readily cryatalize in small, flat ootobedrons, soarcely visible to tbe eye. When this pane of prepared glass is held between the observer and the sun, or even a candle (with eyes ' very close to the smooth side of tbe glass), there will be seen three different but distinct and beautiful balos, each -at a different distance from tbe lumi- ' nous body. St Louis Republic. ' . i. Glowworms are much more brilliant., , when a storm ia ooming on than at ' other seasons, lake many other niye- . teries of nature, thia curioua oiroum stance has never been explained. In 1885 there was a fire in Constan- tinople which destroyed 1,800 buildings, shops and baaaars, , The first stereotyping was done is ' 1818 in New York. . . . . I,