SIREN SONGS FOR GOPHERS. How Florida Ijincl Tnrtlrs Arc I.nrrfl Ont of Tliclr llolra. W. H. Gilbert, locksmith, nstrono tner, fislirrmnn, scientist, hunter mid capitnliHt, is. n great funnier of gopher tnent, and han thought of uiu'.iy way of catching tlo gntiin. Borne, time, ago ho loomed that there was. a family living In tha northwestern part of the cotiuty which boasted of fining men who conhl "Ring" gopher ont of their hole. He traveled many tnilea to ascertain if the report wu really true. The young men wererelne.tantnt first to give an exhibition that might reveal their Kcrot, but Mr. Gilbert had a Bomber of rmrsuasives along and finally they ftinsented. The young men equipped themselves with a gunny uncle and a pointed itick about five feet long. A half mile from the house, in the wire gram of the roll ing pine Innil, they found the hole of a gopher. They covered the entrance of hia tunnel with a suck and plnnted the itick over the tunnel. Then all of the men lay down about 90 feet away and one of them Rang. In a half hour the unrk was aeen to move slightly, whereupon one of the young men jumped up quickly and ran to the stick, which he pressed deep into the ground, cutting off the gopher'a re treat The other reached hia hand into the hole and brought ont a big gopher. Which waa made into delioloaa itew for their dinner. Mr. Gilbert, disooun ing on the incident, aaya: "I have aince learned that the Mexi can, who are very fond of gophers, purine thia method, except that they do not ting. The ainging is entirely super fluous Cnrioaity in what kills the go pher, aa it has killed the historio eat The animal evidently is curious to learn What it is that has darkened the thresh old of his abode and comes forth to see. The stick does the rest. I have tried the same plan myself and very successfully. " Florida Times-Union. FORESTALLING THIEVES. Why Thorns A. Kdlson Patent Kvarr-thlng- Be Invent. As Thomas A. Edison watchod the pumping of the air from a glass tube in his laboratory a day or two ago, a man said to him : "Yon patent every little thing you discover, don't you, Mr. Edison?" "I do," said Mr. Edison, "and do you know why I do it?" "I suppose you do it so you will reap the benefit of your discovery," waa the reply. "I thought yon'd say that," said Mr. Edison, "and I don't suppose you will believe me when I tell you it isn't so. Nevertheless, I discover a great many things that I would be glad to give to the publio for nothing, but I don't dare. I patent these things to save myself from defending lawsuits. There are a lot of sharks In this world who are con tinually on the lookout for new things, and when one of them hears of some thing new ho hustles to the patent office to see if it is patented. If it isn't, he claims it as an original discovery and files his claim. Then he will turn right around and, like as not, begin a suit with the man who invented the thing . for ranking or using it The inventor will say: 'But I discovered thia thing first I am the inventor. ' He is referred to the patent office, where he finds the official claim of original invention. The fact that the papers are filed long after he made hia discovery does not help him, for all the other man does Is to hire fellow to swear that he made the dis covery month or two prior to the date the inventor claims. It sounds ridicu lous, probably, but it is a fact that there are often races between the inventors and the sharks to reach the patent office, the sharks having had early in formation about the inventor's discov ery. There are many such races and thousands of dollars depend on eaoh one. What I say is literally true." New Ideas. A Harlequin Without Money. One evening, when returning from the theater in cab (sic), having or dered the coachman to drive to the Sun, tavern in Glare market, he threw himself out of the coach window and through the open window of the tavern parlor just as the driver was about to draw up. The man then descended from the box, tonohed hia hat and stood wait ing for his passenger to alight Finding at length there waa no one visible, he besought a few blessings on the eooun drel who had imposed apon him, re mounted his box and was about to drive off when Rich, who had been watoh ing, vaulted back into the vehicle, and, putting his head out, asked, "Where the devil are you driving to?" Almost paralysed with fear, the driver got down again, but could not be persuaded to take his fare, though he was offered shilling for himself, exolaiming: "No, not That won't da I know yoa too well for all your shoes, and so, Mr. Devil, for once you're outwitted." Somerville. Alamt ratal. "The water wasn't scaldin she throw ed at you, was it pardner?" asked Ev erett Wrestt, who had done the waiting at the gate while Dismal Dawson had made "the play for the poke out " "No," said Mr. Dawson, "it was worse. It was soapsuds. " Iudianupo lis Journal. A Great Medicine Oiyen Away. Reynolds Drug Store Is now giving f iee to all a trial package of the great herbal remedy, Bacon's Celery King. If ladles suffering from nervous dis orders and constipation will use this remedy they will soon be free from the headaches and backaches that have caused them so much suffering. It is ft perfect regulator. It qulokly cures biliousness, indigestion, eruptions of the skin and all blood diseases. Large lie 2S oents and 60 oenta. HALF A CENTURY OLD, Is a sure rcmccV for Coughs, Cold, Whoop ing Cough, and nil Lung disease when used in season. Fifty yenrs ngo, Elder Downs was given up by his physicians to die ylth Consrmption. Under these circumstan ces he compounded this Elixir, was cured, and lived to a good old are. Vou can trv It for the price of one doctor's visit For sale everywhere. CURED ANNUALLY. www Kur snlo by II. Alex Ptokfl. Oottla. II OTKLMcCONNELL, IlEYNOLDSVILLE. PA. FBAMx'J. BLACK, Proprietor. The lending hotel of the town. Ili'nc1cimr ters for commercial men. fUcnm lieiit. free bus, tmth rooms nnd chwets on every floor, snmple rooms, billiard room, telephone con nections Ac. JOTEL BELNAP, IlEYNOLDSVILLE, PA. . C. D1LLMAN, Proprietor. First clsss In every particular. Located In the very centre of the business part of town. Kree 'bus to and from trains and commodious sample rooms for commercial travelers. WlartUantoua. J NEFF. JUSTICE OF THE PEACE And Kual Estate Agent, Keynoldsvllle, Pa. Q MITCHELL, ATTOBNEY-AT-LAW. Office on West Main street, opposite the Commercial Hotel, Iteynoldsville, Pa. C. S. OOltDON. JOUR W. RRKD. QOBDON & REED, ATTOBNEYS-AT-LAW, Brookvllle, JefTerson Co., Pa. Office In room formerly occupied by Uordon & Corbet t Went Main Street, W. L. KeCRAOIIN, S. IT. KeDONALD, BrookTllli. Reyooldillli. jccbacken & Mcdonald, Attorneys and CoitnueUorn-at-Law, Offices at Keynoldlvlllo and Hrookvlllo. JUIANCIS J. WEAKLEY, ATTOBNEY-AT-LAW, Offices in Mnhoney lmtldlnff. Main Btreot, Reynoldsvllle, Pa. D B. B. E. HOOVEB, REYNOLDSVILLE, PA. Resident dentist. In building near Metho dist church, opposite Arnold block. Gentle ness In operntlnK D B. B. E. HARBISON, SURGEON DENTIST, ReynoldHVllle, Pa. Office In rooms formerly occupied by J. 8. McCrolitlit. D R. R. DeVERE KING, DENTIST, Office at the residence of I. C. Klnit, M. I., at corner of Main and Hlxth streets. Heynolds vlll.., Pa. First National Bank OF IlEYNOLDSVILLE. CHP1THL $60,000.00. C. Mitchell, President; Scott OTrClelland, Vice Pres. John II. Kaucher, f'ashter. Director: 0. Mitchell, Beott, McClelland, J. C. King, John II. CorlH'tt, O. E. Drown, G. W. Fuller, J. II. Kaucher. Does a general banklnftbuslnessand solicits the accounts of merchants, professional men, farmers, mechanics, miners, lumbermen and others, promising the moHt careful attention to the business of all persons. Safe Deposit Boxes tor rent. First National Bank building, Nolan block Fire Proof Vault. L. M SNYDER, Practical Horse-sboer and General Blacksmith. Home-shoeing done In the neatest manner and by the latest improved methods. Over 1U0 different kinds of shoes made for correc tion of faulty action and diseased feet. Only the best make of shoes and nails used. Re pairing of all kinds carefully and promptly done. BATisrAUTioN Guaranteed. Lumber men's supplies on hand. Jackson St. near Fifth, Boynoldsvllle, Pa. ii. w. Mcdonald, . FIRE, LIFE and XCCIDENT insurance. I have a large line of Companies and am prepared to handle large or small lines of insurance. Prompt attention Riven to any business Intrusted to my oaro. Office In Nolan Block, Reynolds vtlle, Pa. JfOU ASSEMBLY, W. O. SMITH, or PtlNXHUTAWUKV BoHOtlnn, Rcpiihticnn nominee. Your voto nnrt Influ ence respectfully solicited. JHIIt COMMISSIONER, SAMUEL STATES, Or Br.t.i, Township, Democratic nominee. Your vote and Influ ence respectfully solicited. JX)H HTATE SENATOR, JAMES O. MITCHELL, or PmtT Townsntr, Republican nominee. Your vole nnd Influ ence respectfully solicited. jORFlIERIKE, J. L. JONES, Or Washington Township, Prohibition nominee. Your voto nnd Influ ence respectfully solicited. JOR SHERIFF, ED. C. BURNS, Or RKYNoi.nsvtM.it Rononnii, Republican nominee. Your vote and Influ ence respect fully solicited. JfOH SHERIFF. JOSEPH J. YOUNG, OF PuNXSUTAWNKY IlOHOUOH, Your support and Influence Is respectfully solicited. General election, Nov. 8, IMS). Bing & Co. Just received from the the Finest and Largest Goods ever brought to beauties and the latest Black Dress Goods, Forty pieces to select from. You will find them very handsome and at prices to Buit all. Ladies,' Misses and Children's Jackets and Capes. Do not fail to see them. A flash of lightning coming from is a very rare occurrence, but one day last week a lady and gentleman received a welcome shock. Yes, they had gone to the Reynoldsville Hardware Co. to buy Carpets, Furniture and General Hardware and the great values shown them caused a noticable expression of joy and gladness to shine upon their faces. They purchased a complete furnishing for their home and departed, saying: "The immense stock, at such low prices! We'll call again." REYNOLDSVILLE HARDWARE GO. A Few of Golden Sheaf Flour, $1.00 per sk. Perfection Flour, .95 " Corn Chop, 80c. per cwt. Corn and Oats Chop 80c. Rye Chop, $1.00 Rye, Corn and Oats Chop, .90 PurewhiteMiddlings.80 We also keep baled hay, graham flour and chicken feed. MEEKER BROS. JJEPORTOF THE CONDITION or Tita FIRST NATIONAL BANK or xas-x-xroxjSS'VXXiX.s at ReynoldHVllle, In the Stale of Pennsylva nia, at the close of business October a, lHIHh nnsotmcBs: Loniis and discounts flill.slH TO Overdrafts, secured and unsecured.. n:i ?! U.S. Ilondstosccuieclrculatloti.... jr.,lli Kl Premiums on I). H. Bonds il.imn IK) Stocks, securities, elc l.'HI ( Furniture and fixtures 3,w mi Due from approved reserve ngcnts. 24,4w 13 Checks and other cash Items h:i ftl Notes of other National banks H40 () Fractional paper currency, nlckles, and cents.. 07 48 I.nwful money reserve In bank, vIk: Specie KI.HIS IX) Legal-tender notes. ....... II Ml ( M,:(I7 DO Redemption fund with If. 8. Treas , tirer (A per cent, of circulation).. 1,11711(10 Total tl7H,(llfi 82 I.IAIIll.lTirS. Capital stock paid In fL'slOW) Of) Surplus fund 4.IMNJ () Undivided profits, less expenses and taxes paid 1,57s 10 National Bank notes outstanding... ftl.fMO to Due to other National Bunks I: ft! Dividends unpaid If sH 00 Individual dcimstts subject to check 72,flsH 05 Demand certificates of detHmlt lf0 00 Time certificates of delimit 18,741) H4 Cashier's checks outstanding W 51 Total I7SJ,AIA H2 Btstt f Pnaiylrtnli, Count? f Jifsrsta, : I, John II. Kaucher, Cashier of the above tiamed bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement Is true to the laist of my knowledtfe and belief. John II. Kaitchrk, Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me tills loth day of October, Ai.iisiiT Reynolds, Notary Public, CORRKCT Attest: C. MiTrnr.t.L, I J. C. Kino, .Directors. J. II. Corbkti, I Eastern Cities one of Assortments of Dress the city. They are style. BING & OO. a clear sky n (t it tt tt Dur Prices ! Snyder & Johns, FASHIONABLE TAILORS. WE have just received a large line of Piece Goods and pamples, embracing the very latest styles tf Foreign and Domestic Suitings for Fall and Winter wear, which we are prepared to make at Hard-time Prices. We cordially invite the public to call, examine our goods and get prices. Special attention to Cleaning and Repairing. Next Door to Hotel McCoiinell. FIRST-CLASS ItESII INE W. R. MARTIN - HaB a large stock of fresh groceries, consisting of Sugar, Tea, Coffee, Rice, Canned Goods of all kinds, Potatoes, Butter, Eggs, and everything usually kept in a first-class Grocery Store. W. H. MARTIN, MAIN STREET, Capes! AT OUR STORE You will find the most complete stock of General Merchan dise in town. Prices never were so low. Our line of Capes and JacketB includes the LATEST STYLES and prices away down. We have just received a New Stock of Clothing, Hats and Caps. We are selling GOOD Shoes cheaper than any one in this vicinity. Full line of Staple and Fancy Groceries. We invite all to call and see us. Jefferson Supply Co. If you are needing the line of you will find it at A. D. Deemer & Co.'s Up-to-Date Store. Their Coat Opening was a SUCCESS not only to the firm but to the purchaser as well, all receiving a good fit and good quality for the money. Main Street. Groceries. REYNOLDSVILLE, PA. Jackets! anything in General Merchandise