VOLUME 5. ttEYNOLIWVlLLE. PKNN'A., WEDNESDAY, HKL'TKMHKU 23, 1890. NUMIIGK 20. Mall-oafe (Trim rtblr. PENNSYLVANIA HAILUOAl). IN EFFKtT JUNK 14, 1RIMI. 'hllndplphla A Eric ftnllrond HI vision Timo Table. Trains Icaw- Hrlftnoml. KAHTWAKO 9:H a m Trnln B, lnlly p-ppt Hominy for Hunliury, llnrrlnlniry and Inlermertiiup sta tion, urrlvliiu at riillitilclphla p.m., New York, V 'il ). ni l Mull liiior. fl:i i.ni.t Vnhliiolnn,r:lfii.ni 1'iillmnn Parlor car from VllllHmMtrt "nil imiMiciurcr coaches from Knnpto riilliidclphia. S:IW p. m. Train dully exeppt Sunday for HarrlHlmrir and Intermeillate Mullens, ar riving at Philadelphia 4:: A. m.i New Vork, 7M A. M. illllniill Hlceplns par fnim llarrthunt to Philadelphia and New York, rhllnilclpliia pawntrerH run remain In leeMT lllldlstlirlied until 7:im A. M. :M p. m. Train 4, ilnllv fur riintiiiry, Ilnrrls hiira iind Intermediate Ktatloim, arriving nt Philadelphia, fl:.M A. M.l New York, Vl::W A. H.nn week day nnd I0.:ih a m. on Hun dnyi Hnltlmorv, 11:20 A. u.i Washington, 7:40 A. M. Pullman cars (rem Eric nnd Williams port to Philadelphia. I'asspnircraln sleeper for Haltlmore nnd Washington will Iw transferred Into Washington sleeper nt llar rlsburg. Paaacngcr coaches from Krln to Phlladolphla nnd Wllllamaport to Unit l moro. WF.KTWAim 7:21 A. m. Train I, dally pm-ppt Sunday for Hldgway, PuHol, Ulermont nnd Inter mediate station. Leave Kldgwey nt a: II p. M. for Erie. :IK n. m Trnln t, dnlly for Krln nnd Inter mediate point. :W p. m.--Trnln II, dnlly pxcppt Funday for Kane and Intermediate station. TIlROftlll TKA1NH DHlKTW(K)n FKOM T11K KAHT AND SOUTH. TRAIN II lpavp Philadelphia A:M A. m.t Washington,?.) A. m.i llalilmore.H'.iHiA. M. Wllkesliarro, 10:1.1 A. M.t daily pxcppt Holi day, arriving at Driftwood at n:Sn r. M. with 'oilman 1'Hrlor rar from Philadelphia to Vllllamnport. THA1N HIpbvpsNpw York nt a p. m.t Phila delphia, 11:20 p. m. Washington, 10.40 p. m.l Haltlmore, ll:a p. m. daily arriving at Driftwood nt D:S A. m. Pullman alccjilng t'nra fnim Philadelphia to Krln and from Washington and Hiiltlmorp to WHIIamsport and through paasenger coaches from Phila delphia to Krrcund llaltlmone to Wllllania port. TKAIN I leave Kenovo at A.-;) a. m., dally except Hunduy, arrlvliiK at Driftwood 7:21 " JOHNSONBUUG KA1LKOAD. (DaMy except Sunday.) TKAIN 19 leave KUIgway at H:20 a. m.l .Tohn aonrnirg at :i a. m., arriving nt Clermont nt 10:: a, m. TKAIN 20 k-vo (li-rniont at 10:4ft a. m. ar riving at AohtiNonlHirK nt 11:41 a. m. atid KKixway ttii2:u a. m. IDG WAY & CLEAUHFXD R U. DAILY EXCKIT SUNDAY. P.M A.M. iTTo 5"3T" BTATODNH. l'.M. V.M. KhlKwiiy 2ND Ixlnnd Unn I Hi 2.1 Mill .llavi-n I 4tt a III t'roylnnd M7 Aim r)ioriMlllH 1X4 HIM II I no Ko' k ISU AIW 12 17 : 12 21 9 Ml 12 ;u ttn VI M 9 M 12 40 N 12 42 W Vineyard Kun 127 A. 17 12 4.1 MHIl Cnrrlor 12ft Ilft4 12.1A 11' 12 nrookwiiyvllln lift A44 101 10 22 Mi'MlanHiimmlt I Oft MM 1UH in M llnrvpyn linn 111 tll IIS llj .PmIIh I'ri'uk MM) A 20 14A 1040 PllllolB 12 40 10 TKAINH LEAVE 1UDOWAY. Ravtwnrd. Wiwtwnrd. Train s, 7:17 a. m. Train S, II :M a. m. Tralii'S, 2 : 10 p. m. Train I, U:lft p. m. Train 4. 7:56 p.m. Train 11, 7:21 p. m. 8 M. l'KEVOST, tion. Manaffor. J. n. VM). ticn. Pawi. Ait't. RCFFAIX), BOCHESTKU & PITTS- IlUUGH il.tAILW A Y. Whnnhortllno between Dullola, Uldsway, HraAford, Halanmnea, UulTiilo, UPiaeHtor, Niamra Falla and polnta In the mipur oil ngtan. An and after Nov. 101 li. 1W.1. auaHPn- rprtralna will arrive nnd depnrt. from Knlia urns aiauoii, uuny, except fununy, an loi Iowa: T: a. m. for tiurwonHVlllo and t'learfleld. 1:M p. m. Acnnmmodiitlon from il'unxHU uwnoy andJilK Uun. 14rf0 a.m. Buffalo nnd Roohoatpr mall For Atroi:kwayvl1lp, HldKway,.lohUHOii)mrK,Mt. Jowett, Hradt'.ird.HiilnrnHnrii, Huft'itlo and IbOchoHtpri .QmnoottnK at JolniHoiihurK with I. K. train 8, for Wlieox, Kune, WVarren, Corry and Erlo. 14M1T a. m. Aifpommodntlon Kw Sykca, Klg Run and I'unxnutawiiey. t:0 p. m. Bradford Accommodation For itoucbtrpe. HaK'kwayvlIlp, Kllmont, Car mon, KldKwaf , Jolinaonliurg, Uu Jewutt ana nrauroru. 4:XT p. m. Mall For DuBnia, Pyiic, Big ttun Punxautewnuy and Walntou. Panne n if em are npqupKtod to nurraaHe tick et before entp-nlng the oara. Aa uxcohs chmrire of Ten twnt will bp collector by con diKVrH when faraa are paid on tralna, from atlatatlons wherou ticket otttce lamalntaliied. Tkouaand mll ticket at two oenta per mile, Rooa for pauire Detween all itationa. J. H. McImtvmc Agent. Fall Creek, Pa. K.O. Lafey, Cub. Pan. AKimt, Hotrbeater K. Y. ALLEGHENY VALLEY RAILWAY COM PANT commencing Sunday Juna 7, 1896, Low Grade Uivinknu BAKTWARD. No. I. No.6. No. 9. Ml 108 auTinm. Red Bank 10 i 4 4(1 Lawaunham.... 107 4 52 New Bethlehem 11 W 5 2ft B til , Oak KJdKe 11 m 6 It) 6 27 MayaWire 11 40 S 41 6 34 Bummervllle... 12 (A 6 01) AM Brookrille 12 2.1 6 20 6 OH Bell.. tli HI r6 to rS 1.1 Fuller 12 4J UN ft 27 Keynokiavllle.. 1 0U m 6 4ft Paoooaat 1 0U 7 Oft 6 ft) Falla Oreek 12a 7 12 TOO 101 186 DuHola. 1 kft 7 20 t 10 10 441 1 it Babula 1 4K 7 8ft T 23 WlnlrlMrn .... j AU 7 411 TIM Penneld Oft 7 82 f 40 Tyler 1 1ft Oi T 90 Beneaetta. 1 4a 61 IB Grant M n 40 td 2 Driftwood I Ml 9 K) I Aft WK8TWAHO. No.21 NaeiNo.101 106 I 110 TATlOVa. Driftwood Grant Iteneiette Tyler Pen Held Wluterburn .... Kabul DuBul Palladreek Paoooaat Key noldn vllle.. Fuller Bell Brook vllle fiummervllla.... atayivilla OakUldue A. M p. u. P. al P. M 10 10 6 HO 10 4: 6 01 II 10 62! 11 20 11 HO 6 mi 6 ill 6ft 707 T27 7 Ml 740 11 Wl 11 47 1 no It 40 12 60 I 10 1 20 t HO I 42 1 6 7 62 t on tl I0J t 21 190 I m I m t M I 11 I 47 m r9 06 ( 1H lift hew Bethlehem utwaounan... Wvauk 4 001 p. m. Tralu dally aaoept Huaday. DAVID MOOAkOO, Obk'U Sdpt. JAM. T. AMDJEMOM 0mi Paa. Aa. A Famous German Doctor'! Work. Cnnnmtillnn In now known Ui w curnblu If tnkon In timo tlio (inrinnn ronimly known ha Otto'n Ciiiv, liavlnif bn fonnil to bo nn nlnumt curtnln euro for tlio iIIhciiho. AHtbmn, HiiinchltlH, ('roup, Cough, CoIiIh, l'ninimonln, nml all tbroat anil lurtK illwimen arn qitirkly ciiri-d by Dr. Otto'a Grrat Gorman lli'mi'dy. Hatiipln hot Ilea of Otto' euro aro bolnir Rtvoh awny at Ilnytioliln lrnif Storo. Ijii ifo bIzca U."k!. and Til) i-cntn. BucVlen'i Arnica Salve. The 1iet anlvp In the world foreiita, Hriilwn, aoret. llliM'lK, Milt rlielllll, fever wm"i. Tetter, I'linpiMMi imnilH, chlliilnlim, eorna, nnd nil kkiii prupilona, and positively purca pile, or no pny rcouireii. it im tMltiiiiranlepil tnulve iMTfeet noiii'V refunded. Price 2fl hhi Infnet Ion or money rpnta per box. For aiilK by II. Alex. Hlokfl. JJEKC1I CHEEK UAILUOA1). New Yi Ctntnl fc Hudson Rivar R. R. Co., Loiim tXINDKNHKD T1MK TAIII.K. naan i'p Kxp Mull No :i7 No :n RKAII IMIWN Kn Mali Now NoM Mat 17, 1MI6. p m p m I -1ft Arr....PATTON... I :m Vpilover... p m t:i :m 11.12 l.vp H2.1 lio. MAIIAfPf.YTTTT: tft no 4 1.1 12 ; l.vn.... Kermnor ....Arr A2A 4 42 rrsAii afpryt H MJ2Jft -jj T4 12 IM"Xrr., . M I A Z.A M ....... . 6 :tft 4 fti rrKerniiMir ....Lve 6 41 4 ftH New MIIort 6411 AIM ... (llama 6fti Aon i I2i:i.. HH2 12 07 K 26 12 Oil Mltehl'll 6 AH 6 1ft HHI 11 4Hf.vp.Clrnitleld.liinc.Arr 6 1.1 6 M 766 11.11 t'I.EAHKlKI.I) "74.1 II srXrr.t'liriiinillum'.Lva 7;i7 II 12 Woodland 7:il lll ItlKler 7 2.1 10 ftH Wnllneeton 71ft in, Ml .. Morrlmliile MInpa.... 707 1041 I. n MutiHon Arr I 6 10 ti:ift 6 4.1 6 62 Bft7 7 IM 7 1.1 6 Id niii Ml rl 40 6 4H 6 17 tl:ift 7 27 lOPrt l.ve I ,i,Ui J Arr I Mil Arrj1 11 PMII U jV0 IS AM "Tf7" 7 740 7.17 HIM H4H 9 01 9 07 9 III 9 211 h:i 10 Oft a in "Ti7 6:ift "Too TIKI 72A 7 44 7 62 H42 HXI HftH 9 07 9 IH 9.11 9.1.1 p m 0ft Miinwin I.v 700 6 40 6.1) A III 6 IH 6 in 4.1H 4 47 4ft 41 t4l fi ni H m 42 411 ljlft 14 n m Wlnliuriip HI 12 PF.A l,K tiftO fillllntown t)4.'l HMIF. H1K IK H4H ....IIKKCH I'UKKK H.'CI Mill Hull H2ft li()fK HA VF.N H Ift YoiiiiKditln Him.lKHsr.Y MIOHK.n'NO. 7ftft IKKSKY SIIOUK.... t7 2ft l.vo WII.I.IAMHP'T A it a m a niT'uli.A. aTIkaihnii It. k. Hft.1 ArrWII.I.IAMSP'T l.vn II :w l.vn PIIU.A Arr I.v N.Y.vlnTaniniiiin Ar 70l,v..N. Y. via Philn.. Ar p m a m 110 20' 61M Allll 17 2.1 P"'. p in II :m 7 10 ;ii:io n m Dally tWeek-dnya f 6 (l p m Hundnya t lOMamHnnday "h" New York pnMniinrH travellnir via Phll ndelplilamn 10.20 a ni train from WIIIIiiiiin- 1 ill, will eliniiKO earn nt 4'oliimliln Ave., 'Iilliiileinlila. 4SINl'.4-riONl.- At 1VllllnmHrt with Plillii(lelihl,iM(eiiclliinU.U. Atjeraey Hlioiv with Fall HriNik Knllway. At. Mill Hull wlih flenii 11I llnllroiid of Penimvlvnnln. At Phllli4,iiirK wlih PeniiKylviinlii Hiilliimd and Altooua At PlillliNVnirr t'OiineciltiK K. It. At ClenrAeld with Ktiltalo, Idu'lieater A Pltttiliiinrh Hallway. At, MiiliitnYy nnd Pulton with t'liinlirlii A 4'pnrlleld lllvlxlon of PeniiHylvnnla Itnllrruid. At Mnlinflfey with I'ontiHylvnnla Ac NortWpateru Knllrond. A. U. PaI.MKII, V. E. llKHIUMAN, Cuerinlendeiit. Uen'l Paaa. Ant. Philadelphia, rV. crl. JJOTKL McCONXELL, REYNOLDSVILLE. PA. FRANK J. BLACK, Proprietor. The lending hotel of the town. Ilnndqwar tera for conimenrliil aien. Hteam heats free biiM, IhM.Ii roonia andcloaeta on evury Itaor, aiimple roonia, bllllurd room, tulephoue ceu nectlona &c. JJOTEL BELNAP, REYNOLDSVILLE, PA. . C. 1HLLMAN, J'ronneior. Flint clnaa Inpvery particular. Ixicaudln the verv centre of thp bUKlneaanart of town. Free 'bus to and from tritlna 11 11 (I couimotllea aample rooms for commercial travelura. IKtlacallantoua. JTEFF. JUSTICE OP THE PEACE And Baal Eatate Agent, Reynoldivllte, Pa. Q MITCHELL, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Office m Wott Main treet. opnoaltie tht OomaMrclal Hotel, lUyauldavlllu, Pa. C. B. OOMDOII. JOHH W. QORD0N & REED, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Brookvllle,0eCreron Oo Pa. Offlc In raara formerly occupied by Gurdon 4 Uorbett IVeat Main tjtraut. w. L. oexiii, BraaktUU. 4. H. ataDOIAUL BoyailbTUJa, ocoacen & Mcdonald, Attorney! and CounneUort-at'Law, Office at -oynoldiTllle and Brook villa. ?RANCIS J. WEAKLEY, ATTOHNEY-AT-LAW, Office In Uahouey building. Main Street, Reynoldavllka, Pa. D R. B. E. HOOVER, REYNOLDSVILLE, PA. Itealdent dentist. In building war Metho dic church, oppuait Arnold blouk. Gentle ueas In oiwratiug. 1 jya. R. E. HARBISON, , SURGEON DENTIST, BeynoldsrlUe, Pa. Ofrlo In room formerly occupied bf I. B. MndKht. a n. pkvere king, DENTIST, Office at the residence of I. O. King, If. D at corner of Main ud Blxlh atrtHit, fteynoUla vllle, Pa. GREAT 8PEHCHE9 HEARD BY FEW. Boina of Them Delivered to a Very Nmall Number of Auditor. It U n rnriou fuct Hint tunny of tlio grrnt HK'ocIioa which rhto itnitiorlnlify to tlio oruUu 11I10 iimilo thi'in wpro do-fiyon-d in comnnrntiTply ouinll wmmA anil to Htnnll midii'tn-ca. Whiii Wclmter mado hi un nt arRtimont in thn Dnrt tiioulh oolleRO cams anidn from tlio bar and tlio official in clutrtrn of thn room, thero wcro not SO MiraoiiA prcm'tit, and yet iniiiiy Im'IIiivo that ho atMikn to II VuiliiK aetmtxim and other IiIkIi ufllciala. When wo mad of Patrick Ilonry'i wonderful dlnplay of nloqnrnrnf we aoa in our mind'a cyn a atmclottA room and an inimeiiHe crowd of pmipln liatoninK to hi bnrnltiR word with almtmt bmntlili'Na attontion. Hut, in truth, many of (hcae Appw-hca which quickpniid or chaiiKcd the iurch of ovutiU wore delivered lu a amull room and to few hearer never moro than 1(50. "Conld it baro boon hero, in thin oaken chappl of B0 pow, " wrote Hoainer, the gifted author of "aprondro," "that Patrick Henry delivered tlw frrnatvAt and brat known of all hia apeechpa? Waa it here that hn ottered thoan word of doom ao nneipected, and then ao unwelcome, 'We must fight?' Even here. '. Uut the worda were Hxiken in a tone and man ner worthy tho mou to whom they were aoMreaaed, and who were ao impreaaed With them that for aevcral tuouiouta they were almost awratricken. It waa only When the voice of Richard Henry Lee, Hint other uiutchleai Virginia ora tor, who rone to aecond the worda of Henry, rang through tho room that they Were called bank to themselves." Howard' Hiicech in dofeiiKc of Wil liam Freeman waa undoubtedly the great cat and moat brilliant effort of hia profcRaional life. It did for him more, perhnpa, than the conduct of any ense haa given any other in the atate of New York iu perpetuating hi name. And yet thn audience that listened to him waa lorn than 120 in number. A friend ex pressed moiuo Httrprinn that an argument of ao much power, learning and elo quence should have attracted o few listener. "My dear air, " anid Howard, "my audience waa in no aenao limited. The civilized world won my audience. Posterity will hear it, and generation unborn will prnise or oonraro it from thn different atundpointa in which they will view it. I did not umke it for a part of 'the madding crowd 'a ignoble trife.'" Horace Greeley tutid, "Seward' npcecil in defeiiHO of Willinm Preeniiiii is one of the nuwterpieoi'S in the history of oratory, reiiHou, logio and humanity. " Americun Lawyer. NEW YORK'S FOOD SUPPLY. Enonch Always on Hand to Wlthitand a Four Months' Kleja, If tlio city of New York and thn neighboring flitttrict were to be besieged or in aomo other way eutirely cut olf from the outxido world, and therefore deprived of tho food -supplies which in normal time come .in daily in largo quantities, how long would it be before the pinch of hunger would bo felt? That 1b a very hard question to answer, for tho rcunou Uiut there aro such in equalities of mrchoHiug capacity iu New York society that aomo go hungry in timoa of grcatost prosperity for luck of menu, while .tlio grout majority out mora than is good for them. Undoubt edly the number of thoso who alwayi go hungry would bo .increased of tor two or three duya of a aicgo, and then day by day this number would increase until tlio publio authoritlca would fool com pelled to take ptaweHglonof the foodanp plioa and distribute them among the people. With theezception of milk and some other tiling, the supply of incut, poultry, luirdjr vegetables and fruit would last for twoiuoutha at the present rate of coruauupUcm. IX all the aupplit were taken charge of at the beginning of a liege and thia oould easily be done the food within New York could be made to lust .for four month at least. The aiege of Paris lasted only four months. Before .two month hod passed high and low, rich and poor, had learn ed what hunger .waa. And, aa i well known, the i'renoh are the moat thrifty and eoonomioai people in the world. Ia the arrangement. and disposition of food the Parisian are .specially distinguish ed. But the food supply in New York oould be made to Jast aa long aa the Pari aiege lasted,. and the people would till bo oou JrtaUla. Ladiea' Home Journal Tho Word Dollar." According to one .authority, the word "dollar" ia aoorruption of the German tword "thaler," the iorm in Dutch be ing ' 'daalder. " AU these different forma were derived from .Joachim's Thai, a Bohemian town, wheat the count of Soblick, A D. 14i8, looined aome ex 'OeUeut piece in ailveraf one ounoe in weight "From the name of the town came Joachim' thaiot, applied to the Above named ooina .aa well aa that of Sohlio ken thaler. Henoe, Joachim 'a thaler pieoea were first contracted into Joachim' thaler and then into thaler. Theae oln gained auch a reputation that they became a patten, ao that othura of the some kind, though made in other places, took the tuune, the word assuming different spelling through the low countries, reaching Spain aa dol lara, and t rough it provinoea trans mitted to thai western hemisphere, where it was applied to coins prior to the adoption of the federal correnoy. In ooinage the word 'dollar' is a favorite, being found, under various spellings, to almost every part of the globe, " Vt hal Is a Built "A bull," Sydney Smith tell n, "I tho exact counterpart of a witticism, for, a wit discover real relation that are not apparent, bull admit apparent relation that are not real. " I dn not think bull necessarily do that. When Sir lioyle Kochn told the Irish house of commons that ho wished a cerlnili bill, then before that august assembly, sttlio bottom of the bottomlea pit, ho cer tainly produced a bull, and a very lino one, bnt a certainly hi aspiration doe not admit apparent relation that are not real. It appears to me that a bull may perhaps lie defined in so difficult and subtle a matter I don't like to dog matise as a real meaning. I observe ill passing and I hopo I may not in so do ing seem to be lacking iu justice to Ireland that the claim sometimes modn on behalf of that country to a sort of monopoly of bulls I untenable, Eioelleut bull are produced by peo ple of other countries. As, for example, by the Austrian officer mentioned by Schopenhauer when he observed to a guest staying in the same oountry house : "Ah, you are fond of solitary walks So am L Let u take a walk together. " Or by the Scotchman who told a friend that m common acquaintance had de clared him unworthy to black the boots of certain person, and who, in reply to hi remark, "Well, I hope you took my part," said, "Of oourse I did; I said you were quite worthy to black them." Or, again, by a well known English judge, who, when passing sen tence on a prisoner convicted on all the oounts of a long indictment, observed, "Do yon know, sir, that it i in my power to eutcuce you for these many breaches of the laws of your oountry to a term of penal servitude far exceeding your natural lifof" Fortnightly Ho view. Aaelent Rararf. Dr. Robert Fletcher in his "Anatomy of Art" and Dr. Luigi Sambon having shown conclusively that Greeks and Komau must have had a good acquaint ance with surgery, it acorn strange, that in tho modimval European period thero wa dense; ignorance and no skill in am putation. Sword and lance wound were nooessitrily of constant oocurrenco then, and tho treatment wo merciless. It ha been shown bofore how thero was among primitive people a fair acquaintance with surgery anil oven a knowledge of tho ruunoiunuts of it, as in plastic, opera tions. The discovery of a manuscript of tho eleventh century shows us con clusively that among tho Arabs and in Syria nt thn timo of tho first crusitdes there was a fair knowledge of surgery and that thn Syrians held in poor esti mation tho Frank doctor. Osama tells how a knight was suffering from an abscess of tho thigh uud a woman from consumption. Tho Frank phystciuu lind tho knight's leg put in a block, and it was hacked off with a sword. Tho worn an was treated by having her hair rut and a cross cut into her skull. The knight died at once uud so did tho worn' an. Then tho chronicler says that tho Syrian doctor who had been called in left disgusted, hnving learned "moro about Fruukisk medicinn than he hud ever known before. " A lionnd of Applamm. A good Htory is told of Mr. Albert Chevalier when oh a lad hewus playing an old man's part at tho Gaiety theater in London. The Kcmlul were uIho in tho cast Ono night, at a critical mo meut, his ono entirely slipped his mcni' ory. Glancing toward the prompter's entranoo, ho law Irving, Bancroft, Da vid James and Miss Tarry, all looking on. lie was touguo tied, and lor tlio moment his mind hud become au abso lute blank. Chevalier -was erected with jj a tremendous round of applause. Des peration turned to joy, and by tho time the cheering subsided the forgotten line recurred ito his mind, and from that moment he got on famously.' When the performance was over; he anxiously awaited the Kendals' verdict "Yon were a Ibit uncertain in your lines, " said Mr. Kendal "In fact, one time you stopped dead. " "Yes, " said Chev alier modestly, "bat I was all right aft er I got that round of applause. " - "My dear youngster," replied Mr. Kendal, "that round of applause was given when the Prince of Wales entered the thea ter. "Loudon Corresptmdenm. Artist oald' rirst Baoeooa, Mr. F. O. Gould's first successes as a caricaturist were in Barnstaple. He sketched the local jailex, and that im portant functionary went to the an ay or. "He's been aoaricatoorin me, ha young S'rank Gould. He dnrwed a pioiare o' tne a a a akriatmas pig wl' an orange in my month. I beantsv-goin to stand it, Mr. Mayor." "Take no notice," aidhis worship. "An, but he's been aaricatoorin ' you, too, Mr. Mayor." The mayor thereupon intimated that he must warn the young artist Pennon's Waakly. ' A Great Medicine Given Away. Reynold Drug Store ia now giving free to all a trial package of the great herbal remedy, Bacon's Celery King. If ladles' suffering from nervous dis orders and constipation will use this remedy they will soon be free from the headaches and backaches that have caused thosa so much suffering. It is a perfect regulator. It , quickly cures biliousness, lodlgeutlon, . eruptions of the skin and all blood diseases. Large 1m 25 oeoU Md 50 cents. . ENGLAND'S METROPOLIS. London a It Wa In tli Karlleiat hay of It Etlateneo, We first hear of Loudon In any Im portant sense a a city of Human Brit ain. Tho incoming of tho Saxon con queror is followed by nearly 800 years of unbroken silence, and it I this long period which hah canned some historians to ansttnic, rother than prove, that Ko mnn London hnd altogether censed to exist But when tho light of history is gain shetl uiion this part of the newly siailo England there Is much to show that Loudon had, to a large oxtent, pre served her independence as a plucn of commerce and civio nrgiininntlou. Tim Saxon settlement apjienr all round her, and perhaps thn llttlo village of Char ing, within a mile of her walls, afford tho most significant testimony to the Saxon settlement round London rather than in Loudon. The Saxon conquerors appear as polit ical master of London and introduced into her municipal lifo the folkmoot, which originally met In the open air on a piece of land near Paul's Cross and which is perhaps represented by the Common hall of tho oitixens of London of the present day; many Teutonio cus tom which lie imbedded in tho munic ipal usage of tuediwval times, many Democratic innovations In municipal institution which apiicur throughout tho early year of Plautugeuot rule, when tho "common people" oyer and over ""ttin asserted their right to tako part 11 the municipal elections and transactions of tho day. But both the settlements round Loudon und the po litical lordship ovor London do not ap pear to have made Loudon a Saxon city and its municipal institutions of Saxon origin. Tho les morcatoria of Komau London seems never to huvo quite died out lu the court of tho merchants thero were ulwuys professional lawyers, uud perhaps tho most remarkable survivul of Human institutions in Britain is tho practice of tho old order of sergeants at law, who assembled iu thn nave of the old St. Paul's cathedral, each sergeant having been allotted a special pillar in tho cathedral at his appointment, where he met his clients in legal consultation, hearing tho facts of tho case, taking notes of tho evidence or pacing up and down. This is the exact parallel to thn assembling of tho Human jtirisperiti at curly morn in tlio forum to consult with their clients and cannot be explained except by tho theory of direct coutinu auoo of practice from Horn an times. Contemporary Review. NOT A DIRECTORY. Why tha Hardworking Letter Carrier Loae III Temper 4lonaalonallya I stopped a letter carrier in Thirty sixth street tho other morning and in quired tho number of tho house 011 the other sido of the street at which a JMT annul friend of mine lived, giving the nnmo and occupation of tho gentleman ubout whom tho inquiry was mudo. knew ho lived across tho way, in one of a certain block, but had forgotten tho particular number, and I knew thn car rier would know by the mail delivered. "Don't yon know, sir," suid tho cur rier, who knew me, by tho wuy, " thut you ask for that which it is contrary to tho rules of tho postoflloo department to give?" "No, I don't," I blushingly admit ted. "Well, it's true," ho said. "Tho luw romgnises tho right of a citizen to a private residence, undisturbed, as long as ha bus commuted no offense that re quires such privacy to bo invaded. Now if I should give your number and street to -anybody -who might happen to want thorn, the thing might ouuse you aomo annoyance." "Why, anybody could find thut out through the uiseotory. " "They might, and they might not Anyhow the poatofllce is not a direct ory." "And didn't yon know," he added as a parting shot as he wont away, "thut you violate the law by stopping a post' man in this way whilo he is delivering jusanalif" Ha, I didn't, and for that reason these paragraphs. New York Herald. Grooorle la Brooklyn. Sfawhere aan the sroccrv stores thick er than in Brooklyn. On many of the maio arteries 01 traffic one will find cor ner After corner occupied by a grocery atom, with ton one nr twn crprrei-a In the middle of the same block. And they all teem to thrive. New York city Doaau a more luxurious class ol people than the average Brooklyn grocer sup plies, but the standard of living on the average is higher in the City of Church es than elsewhere, and the grocer sell a better average quality of goods there. Oriaiiialitv i not a. mmmnn virfn I,. I Brooklyn grooerdom, however, nor is it wiiu nujrmuuro uiho, lor that mutter, but in the City of Church es a more appropriate name would be the City of Grocers) one is led to look for greater variety of store decoration and display of goods and in methods of doing business from the simple fact that most of the establishments are so neat and clean and the goods so attract ive and well displayed. New York Merchants' Beview. The Moslem women attach such im portance to covering the faoa that when taken by surprise without a veil a wom an will often oatch up her skirt and veil her face with it, leaving tha lower limbs bare to the knees, A Full a a Tick. This expression i common enough In tho North Hilling of Yorkshire and al ways lias reference to thn parasite in festing dogs nnd sheen. Mr. J. Nichol son' "Folk Speech of Fast Yorkshire," 1HH, has thn expression, with the ex planation, "A tick Is a sheep louse, which has always a full, blunted ap pearance. " The west Yorkshire equivalent for this expression is "as full as a fitch" fitch (vetch) and the allusion is, I sup pose, to the yield being too large for thn pod or husk. The idea is pleasuuter than either "tlpk" or "lrmso," and it has thn advantage of alliteration. Notes and Queries Speedy fteeovery Rar. He I understand you have been at tending an ambulance class. Cnti yon toll mo what is tho best thing to do for broken heartf She Oh, yea Bind up the broken portion with a gold band, hatha with orange blossom water and apply plenty of raw rioe. Guaranteed to be well in a month. Boston Traveller. Worse and Worn. 1 Mrs. Brown I have been so annoyed at my husband He has been at the olub every night for a week. Mrs. Join Why, so has my hus band, and he said he hadn't seen any thing of your husband for a week. Brooklyn Life. Noah's Claim to Wisdom. Teacher Who was the wisest msnf Tommy Noah. "Noah." "Yos'm. He was the only man who knew enough to come In when it rain ed. "Indianapolis Journal. Paper Maklnc The rugs used in tho mauufocturo of paper aro first placed iu a cylindrical machine, called a thrasher, which shakes them violently in order to separate as fur as possible ull foreign substances. They urn. then sorted, according to tex ture, fiber and color, after which they are placed in machines, which cut or tear them into very linn, short filaments. Vloleneo. Violence over defeats its own ends. Whore yon cannot drive you can always persuade, A gentle word, a kind look, a good iiutured smile can work wonders and uocomplish miracles. There is a secret pride in every human heart that revolts at tyranny. You may order and drive an individual, but you cannot make him respect you. Hazlltt A Straight Tip. Bella I look best with my hair drawn straight back. I wish it wero tha mode. . Guru Wait till you get to heaven, dear. There'll be do parting there New York Press. The Coming Age. "What a sweet baby you have, Mr. Wheeler I Docs it tulk at all yet?" "Yes, it cuu say 'mamma' beauti fully. We are going to put it on a bicy cle next week." "Hownicel Does it walk at all?" "Oh, dear, no I Why, it's only 7 months! Not for hulf a year yet!" Indeed, to ono accustomed to chil dren, the question seemed absurd. London Tit-Bits. Most of the distinguished women of Greece belonged to what is now culled the outcast elms. In Gormany patents may be taken out for improvements of inventions already patented. , , Bis Wont Break. ' ' I reckon the durndest fool trick I ever' done," observed Mosely Wraggs, whey was entertaining hia friend Tsffold Knutt with a few choice reminisce notsr "wua fallin down wunst in a dead faint in front of a big building that looked like a fust class a'loon. 'Twnzn't a Toon at all," continued Mosely Wraggs, shaking his head sadly at the recollection. "Hitwua a water cure." Chicago Tribune. The rook i the only bird that repairs hi nest in tho full. The some birds use the same nests year after year, and just before migrating they touch up their nests and put them in order for the win ter. Virginians are nicknamed Beadles, from u colonial functionary. Women are more superstitious than men, and their superstitious generally relate to household or family matter. Const aad Kloetrhrity. A new objection to corset haa been discovered. In a California high school. Where electrical experiments were being performed, the professor was ao annoyed by the effects of the steel in the girls' corsets upon his delicate instrument that a rule was made forbidding th wearing of oorset in the electrical de partment. Or Ceane. "Bnffles is always talking about his library. How large is it?" "Oh, his library ia in bU head. " "Bound in calf, then, evidently. " New York Sun. Gatherers of tea leaves in China re ceive 8 cents a day,