VOLUME r. KKYNOIiDMVILLK, I'ENN'A., WEDNKMDAY, HKITKMUKIl 1(5, WM. NIJMBEIt 15). MnUrottd Mm frnblra. pKN NS Y LV A N I A 11 A 1 1 .HO A 1. IN EFFKtT JL'NK 1 I, l!Hl. rhllaitctptila A Krle tttillronil Division Time Table. Train Icine Hilftwooil. KAHTWAHH :(M 11 m Trnln H, dully except Hmnlny fur Hutiliui-.v, IliiriMiurir anil tnlci-iiicilliite ln tlnn. arrlvln lit I'lilliulclphln 8:31 i. in., New Viirk.Wtn. m.i Hiililtnore.tl:ii n.m.i IViiahliiiMon, ":(1n. m 1'iillmnn I'nrlor cur front VIHlainport anil iiiMcnucr cotichea from Kline to rhlliiilclphln. :! . ni. Train 8. ihtlly en-ept Sumltiy for llnrrlxhinir nml liiterini'illiiic Million, nr rlvlns nl IMilliidclnhim A. m. New Vnrk, ":: A. M. I'lllltnllll Slccllnir car from I1nrrlliiiri to I'hlhiilcliihln anil New Vork. rhllllilclplilll iiletisera eilll relnllln III lieMr iinilMurlieil until 7:im A. M. t:;t1 p. m. Train 4, iliilly fur Hinilniry. Ilnrrl bnrs mid Interineillnte station. itrrlvliiK at I'hllnilclphla. H:.v A. M.t New York, II: in A.M. en week ilnv nml ln.:w A M. on Knn tlny, llnlllmore, A. m.i Wnaliliuitnn, J'.4tl A.M. riillninn euro from Erie and Milium port to I'hllnilelphln. I'nawiseraln leeier for llnltlnion, nml Washington will lie tiinmfcTreil lntn1Valilhitonli'eier lit llnr rlntmrff. Iaenscr cow-he from Krle to IMitlaihtluhta mid Wllllaniaistrt to lliiltl more. WEHTWAIU) 7:21 a. m. Trnln 1, dully except fluidity for Hliliiwny, linlloU, Clermont nml Inter niiHhatn atallona. I.eavc Hldiiwny nt a:IA P. M. for Krle. :Mta.ro.--Traln a, dnlly for Erie mid Inter mediate iMitnta. (1:26 p. m.--Traln II, dully ex.t-pt Htindny for Kittle nnd Intermediate Million. TIIKvm nil THAINH I'OK lMtll'TWlKU) KKUM TUB KACT AMI SOUTH. TItAIN II leaven riilliiilclnhln 8:SI A. m.I Wahlnutoii,".1it A. M.t lliiltliiion-. N:.VIA. M.t Wllkfaharre, III: IS A. M. dnlly except Nim lny, arriving nl Drift wood nt 1:'-1i P. M. with Pullman Parlor ear from riilliulelpliln to VlllliimMirt. THAIN a leave New York nt S p. m.i Phila delphia, 11:01 p. m.i Valiliutton, in 4(1 p.m. llnlllmore, 1I:M p. m.i dully arriving nt Urlftwooil nt :.W n. fn. I'tillmnn nleeiilnv enrn from riillnili'lM to Krle and from Miodiliislim ami lliililniore to Wllllantort and thmiitih imeniareoacl from IMilla delphla to Kile anil liultlmore to WIIIIiuiih- HHt. TKAIN I Icavea llcnovo at :l n. m., dully except Humli.y, arriving at irlftwMl 7:31 " JOHNSONBUKO KAILHOAD. (Dally except Kunilnv.) TKAIN l leave Itldxwav nl t:20a. m.t .Tolin nonliurg at ::wa. ni., urrlvlng at I'lorniimt lit !:' a, ni. TKAIN UO leave Clermont lit 10:4 a. in. ar riving at JolireumlnirK at 11:41 n. ni. ami Klilgway at lMa. ni. IDGWAY A CLKAIU'IKLI) It. U. DAILY KXCKIT 8UNDAY. 'THWAKU. NiMnilWAUl). U AM fTATlONS. P.M. l'.M. II 9 :ci 9;m II4K n.vj M 9 Ml 10111 1012 10 22 111 2.1 10 HO 10 40 lililiiwiiy ImIiiimI Kun Mill Ha ven t'royhind CIiouhMIIIh lllue Kix'k Vlueyiird Kun furrier Hroekwnyvllle Xi'Mtiin Sumiut llurveys Una Fall I'reek IIiiKoIh 2 no 152 I 4H i:i" I :i4 1 211 I 27 1 2.1 I 1.1 I In 12 SH 12 Ml 12 40 n :m II 2.1 It in nun H04 AMI (1.17 MH 1144 (i:tl A 2 A 20 A 10 TKA) IT., u t u' wl NMI.KAVEKUX1W AY. w m. Trnln ni. Trnlii m. Vt-ntii etwnrd. Trnln S, 7:17a. Train C, 2:loii. Traill 4,7:Mv- :i, li :Mn. ni. I, 11:1.1 p. in. II, 7:21 p. in. B M. l'KKVWr, Uon. Manager. .1. U. WOOD, Oen. I'iish. An't. TlUFFAIX, noCHESTKIt I'lTTS- liUHCtH KAILWAY. Theliort line lietween DiiIIoIh, Kldiiwnp, lirniiioni, nrjikiimie , imiiih. nm ih-,t. NlHKara KitUn and polutM In the upper U region. On and .afler Nov. 101 ll. 1M1.1. nilNM4n ?er train will arrive and depart from Fnlet inek atiitlou, dally, except riiindiiy, a fol- iewni T:85 a. m. far Curweimvllle ami (ienrlleld. 1:35 p. m.-Aeeommodurtlon from I'tinxMt tawuoy and KlK Kun. 4):O0a.m. JJuffiiloandiKoclieHtermall For Kroi:k way vine, KlilKwuy,.iDiiiiHoiiiiirtr.nit. Jewel L. HiiMlford.htiluniulieH. ItlltTlllo anil KoeheMter; eonneelliur at .iiilinoiilurn with r. k K. train II, for Wilcox, Kane, Warren, lurry ami r.rw. 14): 97 a. m. Accommodation For Pyko, lllH Uun and I'unxnutawuey, 4:80 p. m. Bradford Acsvinimodiitlnn I'r HtHiclilree, lln:kwiiyvllle, Kllmout, Car nion, Klilnwny, JoliuMHilmrK, Ml. Jcwett una urawfcw. 4i87 p. m.-Mull-For DuKoln, Kyken, Big nun runxtutawney anu huihioii. rHnenirera r rwiueted to purcliase tick eta before entering tire ear. An cxcea chur e of Ten t'entn will lie collected hy cou riiicjkpa when hirui nre nulil on trnln. from alUtatlona where a tlckeluflice la muiiilalneil. Tunuiuind mile tlrkeU at two cents per nlw, Rood for patwaKO uetween all atauoiai, J. H. McImtt. A irent, t'nlla Creek, I'a. E. 1). Lapby, lien. Fan. Aiient, Uueheiiter N.Y. A LLKGHENY VALLEY UAILWAY COMPANY ooraraonoinij Sunday June 7, 181X1, Low Grado Diviaiun. 12 in 12 IV 16 Zl Mil vim 12 411 12 42 12 4ft 12 !U llff 1 UK I I 14A EAHTWAHD. No. J. NO.A. Xo.9. 101 11 A. M. P. M. A. M. A. U. P, M 10 45 4 40 10 ,17 4 !H 11 Wl S 2.1 S 20 II UN 11.1 5 27 11 41) 6 41 S 34 12 05 01 5 Al 12 2.1 t 80 W 12 t6 2 T8 LI 12 4:i as ts 27 1 00 (An 4.1 10U 701 IU 12H 7 12 7 00 10 30 liM 1 B.1 7 20 7 10 10 40 1 45 1 4H 7 85 7 at 1 AU 7 4tl IW t 05 7 (B 7 40 t 1.1 8 03 7 AO t l g 8 IN t Ail 8 40 T8 H 1 211 9 10 8 55 P. M. P. M A. M. A. M. P. II WKMTWAHP. No.! No.O No.10 10S 110 10 id 5 ou 6 80 10 4 2 5 82 01 10 A2 6 42 6 11 11 20 6 10 an 11 811 S 20 6 4U 11 81) 6 21) 0 55 11 47 6 87 7 07 1 00 8 AO 7 27 12 40 S 10 1 211 7 20 7 811 12 AO t 20 1 80 7 24 7 40 1 42 7 40 7 A2 1 5H 7 67 t 0 2 10 iim ts 21 I 20 8 19 8 89 I 89 8 8 8 4N I AN 8 57 9 05 I OA t 05 18 I 15 t 1A I 25 I 47 t 47 4 00 10 00 P. 01. A. M. P. M. P M. P, M. ITATIONl. Bed Rank Lawnonham New llelhleliem Oak Hldue Muyvllle Bummervllle... BrookvUto Bell Fuller Beynoldavllle .. Fancoaat. Fall Creek DuUoU. Babul a Wlnterburn .... Fentleld Tyler Beneiette Grant Driftwood STATIONS. Driftwood Grant Beneaette Tyler Fentleld W Inter burn ... flabula ItuHola.. Falla Creek.... Pancoaut Key noldavllle . . Puller Bell Brookrllla BummervlUe.. Uaytvllla OakKldue Mew Bethlehem L,awaonnam.... Jioanauk.... Train dally except Sunday. DAVID MoOABUO.Gu'IitBor. JAJ. P. ANDBB80M Omm Pass. AST. A Short Cut to Health. To try to fiiro coiim! hint Inn ly tuMnir. pill la llki Kiiinu; round In a rlivli'. Ytm will tifvcr renoli tlm inliit wninlit, lint only gi'l lim k to tlio Miirtlnir olnt. A iM-rfii't liiiliirnl litxitt tvi In Hni!tinH Celery Klnir, the ttOi'ln-ati-il roinrdy for nil norvo, IiIimhI, Ktoitmrli, liver nnd kliltny dlwiiHca. It roiniliiti't tho howi'la. lloyiinldH Pnitf Htmo will lvo you a Kiiitil inti'Uni; o freo. I.mmi alzca Z't centM nml "lOnonts. JJKKOH CUKKK UAILHOAD. Npw York Central d Hudton River H. R. Co., Un IXINIIKN.HKIl TIMK TAIII.K. p 111 r.i ;m 8 52 I'ATTON... . Wetover... .I.vo li.MiAFi -kv; 1.1 Kl 4 1.1 J254 42 Ail 4.12 .Arr ni 12 I Arr.. I 12 111 n;c! 12(17 2i1 I ! 00, am II in I, vo l . . kerniir .... I,ve New MlliHirt ....olanin ..Mlleliell 'lenrWelil.liinc.Arr I.KAHFIF.l.l) ii'aiilelilTuiicTI.ve ,. Woodbind ...Illuler . Wiillncctoll nrrWiliile Mine A4I A4H A 52 A5N (I 1.1 4.1H A net AIM A 1.1 A.'U 7M II ill ( 18 III 7 4.1 7:17 7.11 7 2.1 7 1.1 II 21 Arr. I III' II 0.1 to.1 10 Ml .. M 6115 II 4.1 8.12 8 57 II IU II 211 n:u n 411 8 4 11.17 T27 11:11 7 OH 7 15 07 10 41 l.ve. M 1111011 Arr it:i5 10 on l.ve 1 .,,. ) Arr Tio" 7 27 1 1 HI Arr I ""' 1 ' " I l.vr MM 7 01 m :M Arr Minium l.ve 7 on initt Wlnliiirne 1140 10 12 1'KAI.K 820 9.MI tillllntown 8 l:i H4:l SNOK rlHOF. AIM 84 ....HKKl'll I'KKKK 5(1.1 n:h Mill Hull 4.1 a 2.1 LOCK IIAVKN 4 47 a 15 Yoiinitihile 4:t1 htmJKKSKY fllolll-: .ll'Nt'. 4 :l 7M IKKHKY HIIOKK.... ? 17 7 22 7 411 7 57 N04 H4 VIII 9 07 9 la II 211 :m 7 m 7ii 7 44 7 52 a 42 8 All N.1N (III? II I n -jo 9.1.1 pin 4(11 172.1 1,ve W I I.I. lAMSF'T Arr loon ji ni a m am 11 in a tnl'iiti.v & IlKvniMill. K. a 111 p 111 2 4(1 km Arr Wl I.I.I A M(I"T l.ve ln2iill :m ih:viii :) l,ve I'lllLA Arr Alia 7 Hi 14:16 l.v N.Y.viuTiiiniiiiuii Af lino ?:io l,v..N. Y. via Vlillii.. Arb72.l Jli:w 11 m p 111 p ni 11 m llly t W'ei'k-ilnv H mi p 111 Hiiiidny 10 5.1 a m Hominy "l" New 'ol'k pioeiuter Iruvellnir via I'hll iiilelplilii on lo.'Mn ta trnln from Wllllnm Hiii, will chiiniiei'ar nt I'oliiiuliUt Aviv., 1-lillndelpliln. '4MNK4-TIIN. At W'lllliinixiHirt with lt1ll11delphlHMteikilln41K.lt. At.ler-y CIkmv Kith inn uiiNik iiniinny. At .mil ll'ill with Ceiili-nl Kallnmd of l'cniiylvania. At. FltllltiMliuru wlih IVniiHylvitula Italli-iinl lund AlliHinn A- IMillliilmrir I'onnectliitf U.K. At t'li'llllleld Willi llllllillo, KmMicvtcr .V l'ltlburiili Itiillway. At MnliiiuYv anil rniton with I'nmliiVt .V t'lein Held IHvlxion of Fi'liliylviinlli Knllmnd. At MnhRtTey with I'c iiiiKyivaniii ,v Airi4i-VM'iei'ii uaiiroiui. A. II. 1'Ai.nmi, F. K. II rum man, HiiiM'rltitenilent.. llen'l I'iih. Aitt. I'lilluik'Uihia.iFa. 4iotrl. JJOTKL MitXWNKLL, KKYN'OLnsVILLK. I'A. Fit A XK J. JtJ.ACK, Pri-ut,K The lendlnir liolclof Ihetown. llenduiiNr. ter for commercliU men. Hteann heat, free liu. Imth riHtin aal cliatet 011 every IUir, niiinple riHiuiH, billiard room, tokiphonu ecMi- neciioim &c. JJOTEL IJELNAP, UKYNOLiasVILLK, I'A. J. C. DILLMAX, Proprietor. Klrnt cln In every particular. Located In the very centre of the hiiNlueNHHiirt of linni. Free 'liu to and from t rain and comtmKliuua anmpleroom foreomaierirlnl trawelera. 1UtaccUattrotta. JjJ NKFF. JUSTICE OF THE PEACE And ltelll KhIuio AKiuit, Ueynoldavillo, Pa. r MITCHELL, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW. Olllce on Went Main atreet. onixmlle the Commercial Uutel, UeytxildHVllle, Fa. c a. (iohoon. joHnav.nr.iD. QORDON & REED, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, liMokvlllo, JefferaonCo., Pa. Office In room formerly ix cupled by Gordoa iKjorbett Wet ILalu blroet. W. Ii. CBAOEIM, BrMkvllU. S K. KiMNALD, Kiyatl4kTilU. JoCRACKEN & McDONALD, AUorruni und CouniicUor$-it-L(ito, Offloe at ReynoldlvUle and Brookville. FRANCIS J. WEAKLEY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Offlcea In Muhoney bulhllug, Main Street, Reynoldavlllo, Pa. D R. B. E. HOOVER, RE Y NOLDS VILLE, PA. Resident dentist. In bulldlns nearMetho dlatchuri'li, oupualtQ Arnold block. Ueutle nea In operating. D R. R. E. HARBISON, SURGEON DENTIST, Roynoldavtlle, Pa. Office In rooms formerly occupied by 1. 8. MuCretKht. a r. devere king, DENTIST, Ofllce at the residence of T. 0. King, M. D., at corner of Muln and Blxtn atreeta, Beynolda vllle, Pa. ' JJEYNOLD8V1LLE LAUNDRY, WAH SING. Proprietor, Corner 4th street and Gordon alley. Fl rut clan work done at rvaaouabu) yrlues, Glvs tun laundry a txlal. iikaii re Fxp Mull No ;i7No ;tl p in p m I AS Arr.., 1 :m 11 i 1 in ' lion 12:1.1 1. vc "SfitMsii WERE THEY MARRIEDt A Tonng t'onple Dnly lllmeetrd and Talked Over. Tlicy worn rtmihiir nwny friim tlio thi'iiti r, nnd tliey fell to diaetiKsitiK tlm youiiK ciniplo who sat in front of tlirm. "They tiro evidently married, said the (lrl in tlm 1'cntlan ivnlHt ' 'I not iced that tlicy didn't cxcIiuiik" a word whilu tlm nirtnln was down. " "Niinaenan ; they nrn meri'ly rn- gaged, " said tlio irirl in tlio Muck irown. I In nnl hi in tell her that hn did not Vonaiiler tlm londinir lady oven pretty." "Perhaiis thry nrn merely hrot her and slater," auKKeatctl tlio younir until of tho party. "No, they weren't," said tho Klrl in tho Pent! in wiilt j "hn'tl havo kihio nut between tho nets if ho was only her brother, while an on Killed man wouldn't want to leavo her, and" "A newly ninrried man would not dare to," broke in tho girl in the black gown. "Hhe took ofT her hat as soon ns she onmo in," remarked the young man. ' That looks ns if she wns married nnd in tho lialtit of commit inn tho feelinus of some. 0110 else. " "Or that they were not renlly pngnffed yet. nnd she wanted to show him how coiiHidernto sho could bo," said the lrl in the blm'k gown. "Or that alio wns merely conscious of having pretty hair, " said tho girl in tho 1'erainn waiat "Will you wager n box of clHioolatcs that they are not mar ried?" "I I'd rather yon ladles would settlo it between you," said tho young man hastily. "You have so much more In sight in such mutters, you know." "There they ctimo now," said the girl in the lYi-siim waint. "Lot ns no tice what they do, and perhaps wo can decide. If they nro merely friends, they Will stop for cream, soda nnd" "If they nro engaged, sho will tell him how hungry she is, nnd tlicy will stop for supper," said tho young mini bitterly. "Whilo if they nro married," wvnt on tho girl in the Persian waiat, "bo- there, what did I tell you?" Tho pontile paused la'foro a cigar shop, nnd lie went iii, while she waited at Die door. "Yon were right," said tho girl in tho black gown; "they are worried. " Chicago TinioH-Herald. UoabU U 11 Ink. An annirtnfc reulilent vf U'sllnwlw whoso conduct in mm of I hn lint t ie of the civil war had brought liiiu under suspicion 4iT cowardice, was nntnrnlly iudinpoaod to nihuit that Ito lind played but but a tuanlv Dart "I didn't run nway mud stay till 'twits all ivcri 110 such thing, " he al ways afliruied. "I retreated in good or dir: that wim all. 'Twiuji timn for m treating, if ever thcro wus uno, and uc coniingiy 1 used my juilguicut and ro treaUML" This stat4meut was rngndfod as more or loss sutiHiaotory up to fm day when a military gentleman ciuiio to visit a oousin ill Willowby, nnd in tho course 01 a conversation Held at tho village store one-evening hoard the oft repeated explanation. "Well, my friend, " ho said, looking coauny at tho hero or tlio retreat, "you aav von trotrnniod in i,vul nnlim lm) t should like to ask one thing. About now TiiHt .did you go?" "WeU," said tho other limn, sur prised into tellinit the uniulnrneil tmlh. "if I'd ixmn ut homo uud going after tho doctor I reckon folks would hava thought somebody was pretty sick. " Youto'iiCompauiou. German Tbli.l Other European uations will find it hard to bring their school of philoso phy to the lovul ruaoliod by .the German thinkers. Tho contemplative turn of the Teutonio jnind, the quiet habits of the national life, tho very climate, all tend to dovelqp that leisurely mode of thought which is part of the. north Ger man character aud oue of the greutost enjoyment known to Its possessors. The French mind, quiok as it is, .and fasci nating and prompt at grasping an idea, is too volatilo, generally spooking, to the profoundly philosophic. But the Ger man, who carries his native .simplicity and good nature everywhere, even into the tuoat ulcvatod questions, allow him elf to feel and think and gzosr poetic ovor everything. Ernest Bonaa'a Let ter. Bis Facada la Maw Tarfc. At Lincoln's funeral, April 21,' 1865, there were about 16,000 soldiers in line; at Grant' funeral, Aug. 8, 188&, there were 18,600 in line, with 95,000 in the veteran and civic division! At the cen tennial parade, April 80, 1888, there were 60,000 soldiers in line, and at the Columbian parade on April 26, 1893, there were 12,000 men in line. At the Evacuation day parade, Nor. 25, 1683, and the Bartholdi statue parade there were fewer men in line. New York Bon. w'ohnar's Walk "Oh, no. There ain't any favorite in this family," soliloquizod Johnny. "Oh, no. If I bite my finger nails, 1 eatoh it over the knuckle. But the ba by can eat hi whole foot, and they think it' clever. "London Answer. Other are affected by what I am and Say and do and these other have also their sphere of influence so that a sin gle act of mine may spread in widening circles through a nation of humanity. Channing, - CANDLE POWER. Haw to Meaanre the l.lahtlng Fnrea and f.ltkct of a Flame, This (lucstiou nnd its answer have boon until recently of interest to scien tists only, lltit since one method of lighting is competing with the other for superiority the question of lighting power has seemingly become a public, matter. How many candle powcrf The qnestioti isverysimplo and yet mysteri ous to tho layman. For measuring tho lighting power tho most reliable results are obtained by means of n grease spot. In its most sim ple application tho experiment can be tried easily nt home. A sheet of white pnper with a grouse spot in tho center is put into a frnmo nnd pi 1 wed between two (lames of different lighting power for instance, between an ordinary eandle and a lamp. When tho frame is equally distant from the two unequally bright flames, the grease spot can be seen plainly on both sides. By moving tho frame witli the sheet of paper slowly toward tho less brilliant light that is, the candle it will arrivo finally nt a point where tho grease SMit has apparently disap peared on both sides of tho paicr. This deception must always occur when on both sides of the paper an equal bright ness prevails and no sido light exists. Having reached this point, it enn lie ascertained how much stronger is tho light of the lamp than thnt of tho cau dle. If thocnndlo is 20 inches distant from the paper and the lamp 00 inches nnd yet tho brightness oil both sides of the pnper is tho same, then tho light of tho lamp will bo as strong ns thut of nine candles. The calculation is based nMin tho distances, the figures of which lira multiplied by themselves and then di vided horn, for instance, 00 times 00 divided by 30 multiplied by 20 equals It. This, of course, is the most primitive method for measuring light, but it is the principle for nil the dclicnto inxtrn incuts used in tho lalsiratorics. l'car sou'a Weekly. Writer Frlda. Dickens has told us of tho keen emo tion that overcame him on siwiug in print his ilrst "effusion," us ho styled it, which ho had dropped stealthily tmo evening ut twilight, with fear and trim bliiig, into a dark letter box, in a dark oillce, up a dark court in Fleet street; iumI how, when it appeared next morn ing, ho went for half an hour into Went minster hall, "because my eyes wero so dimmed with joy and prido that they 'muld not hear tho stnit" Charles Mathews tlm elder describes the delig' t with which ho gazed on the Ilrst proof of his translation of "The Princess of Cloves," which appeared hy month, y installments in Tho Lady's Magazine, as "hotihdloftii," and how ho fancied the oyes of Earopo were upon him, and tluvt the ladies who subscribed to that pori- xlioul would unite in culling 011 thocd itor to dusist on "O. M. " declaring himself. Poor Ilaydoii has left a vivid word of the fluster of elation with whHi lie greeted 'Jm renult of his having thupiicd a lilthi'CiimpoHitiou into tho let bu box of Tho lixiiiniiirr. 'Never," ho writes, "sluilll forget that Humlay mnriiiiig, In cuine the paper, wet and uncut; iu went .tho palter luiife cut, cat, cut. Affecting not to be iutcroHtcd, I turned the Jiuuv-s open tcxlry, 111 id tn mycertain immortality beheld, with a delight not to be oppressed, the lhst Kcutcunn of my letter. I put down tho paper, -walked about :tho room, looked at Muclieth (a print ou tho wall), uiado tho t a, but tered tho toust, pat in tho sugar, with that inexpressible 4r.ipprcsacd chuckle, of delight which always attends a oondo scomling relinquisluueut of an antici pated rupture till one is perfectly ready. Who has not fe.lt this? Who ihas not -dono this?" Chambers' Journal Bar Hat. It was just before the bandeau as an item of hat decoration retired into ob scurity. A prettyidumsel with a black Gainsborough, wnll tilted at ua acute angle by the pale (blue bandeau that jcsted'On her fluffy hair, sat in a crowded Broadway cable car, opposite a shabby old figose in a shawl, who slumbered sflt fully, giving oat a suspicious rum odor, .Suddenly theisloeper rousod her self, stoned stupidly -at her vis-u-vis for a moment, and then, lurching forward fan her -aoat, said with a watery amilo, "'Ycr hut's on crooked. ' TbO'dumscl turned ihrr head away in flashed indignation, but tho elderly dame would not be misunderstood. She leaned still farther forward, and, point ing a wavering forefinger at tho offend ing bauduuu, reiterated: "If you. Yer hat's on .crooked I" The passengers by this time took an active interest in the bandeau as well. The Gainsborough maiden looked helplessly around, made a wild signal to the conductor and took refuge iu ignominious flight New York World. An Important Question. If your friends or nolghbors are suffer ing from ooughs, colds, sore throat, or any throat or lung disease (including consumption), ask thera if they have ever used Otto's Cure. This famous Gorman remedy Is having a large sale here and Is performing some wonderful cures of throat and lung disease. Reynolds Drug Store will give you a sample bottle free, No matter what other medicine have failed to do, try Otto's Cure. Large Size 25o. and 60c. A ling's Attachment to a Cfiw, A remarkable, hint unco of nfTcetlifii be tween a dog nnd a cow is related by a suburbanite. His littlu black Hcotch ter rier liocumn Infatuated with a small Jersey cow In his neighborhood, nnd every morning ho would run off to tho pasturo where Ills bovino sweetheart Wns kept, llo would slip out the side way nutl walk along with tho cow. He often missed his break fast nnd often did Hot tattle a mouthful all day. When sho munched grass by tho roadside, he pa tiently snt on his haunches until she moved along. Homntimes ho was con fined nt home to break up tlio habit, but as soon as bo was released off he would gn at a full run for tho pasture, sin gling out his love from tho herd of oattlo and following closo at her heels. Ho would jump up, lick her feet and show signs of greatest joy when ho came to her. Whilo tho cow 011 her part did not appear to appreciate his attentions she did not hook him away. Finally the family grew tired of keeping a dog that remained away during the day and only came home for his cupper and to spend the night and gave him to persons liv ing some distance in the country. Tho cow, who had never seemed to notice any of his demonstrations of affection, missed his companionship whou hu was gone, Hho would como to his former homo at evening, put her head over the palings aud low. Hho did this at inter vals for several months. Sioux City (la, ) Tribune. Oood Advlea to "Old flnlMarlbar." Olico nguin I am compelled to im press upon my correspondents the neces sity of brevity in their communications. For tho Iwncflt of those who may have a difficulty In condensing their observa tions I would suggest among othor things the omission of preliminary flourishes. It is gratifying to mo to hear from every correspondent that ho (or she) has been a diligent render of Truth sinco its first number, that ho regards it ns tho most vnluablo and Influent Jul of pnper, that lie. has implicit confidence) in my intelligence, judgment, seuso of justice aud desiro to do tho right thing, anil that ho comes to tuu with every cxpecta tion, etc., but with incessant r.-prtitiou even this sort of flattery is apt to lose its flavor. I reckon that if till tho compllmi nls wero taken out of my letter box my daily reading would bu shortened by ut least two hours, which is tlio Maine thing ns if uno whole duy Tier fortnight were milled to my life. How many days, 'in n, must bo wanted in writing theso coiiipiimcntsr nor nil our sakes, l bo seech my correspondents to como to tho point ut once, nnd when they have edited it to sign their names and tiniko Way for somebody else. London Truth. Tba Kins California (Java Flsrca, Ouo of tho most curious as wnll as most vuluublu of American rings was presented to President Piorco in 180 by the citizens of California. It is of massive gold, weighing upward of pound. Tho circular portion is cut into squares, which nro cmbullishod with beautifully executed designs, tho entire group presenting a pictorial history of California. The seal of tho ring is really a lid, which swings upon a hinge and is covered with tho arms of tho state of California, surmounted by tho sturs uud stripes. Underneath is a square box tli vided by bars of gold into nine separate compartments, each containing a pure specimen of tho varieties of ore found in tlio country. Ou tho insido is tho fol lowing iuscription:"Prescutcd to Frank liu Pierce, the fourteenth president of tho United Htutcs, " San Francisco Chronicle. A Lcuoo a Finanoa, Light of the Household Papa, whut is them red, white and bluo things mamma found in your pockets and calls chips? Blushing Papa Fiut money, my son. redeemable at the bank iu gold, silver or pupur. Tho system dates hock to faro. Von know his daughter found Moses in the bulrushes. Now run out aud ride your bicycle. Detroit Free Press. 8Uk Irom FUh E(a, A French chemist has recently discov ered thut the eggs of a certain species of fish are enveloped in veritable silken cocoons. Since the learned Frenchman began his experiments in this line (in 1BD4) ne ha found seven different spe cies of fish that produce eggs from which a fine quality of silk may be woven. Flowsra, The instinotive and universal taste of mankind selects flower for the exprea lion of its finest sympathies, their beau ty and their fleetingness serving to make them the most fitting symbols of those delicate sentiments for which lan guage itself seems almost too gross a medium. HUlwd. MUancUntood. Customer -Do yon keep the best make of sliocs here? Dealer Yes ; our shoes are all A No, 1. Customer Then you can't suit me. I take B No. 5. Boston Budget A German natent must be worked In that country within three veara from IU date or it become void. The first lord Of tho British admlml. ty receive a salary of 132,600. TO A VIOLINIST. A little brown Iblilln Wrmiulit Ions year sen. Jf Kay read mo tlia rlililla What make tha ttinn flow Prom themi four narrow airings When your violin bIiik"? For tiff t lin W'hhV aotinilleas Anil 'Tielin anil enlil, fnr gnu there'a a bnnnilleas Koiuanrfi softly tolil My tha bow to tlm airings When ynnr violin sins. It hna firlaoneil and raptured Thn mtlins leaven' whim. It online th' enrnpturi-d Wild nlshtlnsnln'a hymn. flnrk to fnrent tmiKlit utrlnis When your violin alnys. Or, stay, illil A pel I". A-tunlns hi lyre, Olva J "ii hint how to follow 111 ii.nn tmru fire? Plvlnn srnw thn ntrtriss Whnn yonr violin sins. Anil aeornrd by thn ma ana la Mnraya asatn, Thn whllf yonr hand nhonws Its tender rafraln. Coma, qnlrk, touch tha airing, For jour violin slnsal Blanche I.lnUnay In Rpsakar. A3 TO WAITERS. Tha Frfntihman'a Fnlltanaiia aad. tha Na grA'a Aptness In Tabla Barvlee, Tho recent disenssinn of the subject of tips to burlier occasioned a great many talks about tips to waiters nml led to mntiy disputes ns to tho relntivo proficiency of waiters of different na tionalities. In one of these, wherein tho chief disputants wero arguing tho re spective merits of tho negro, who was declared to be always beforehand of a diner's wants, nnd tho Frenchman, Whoso politeness wns particularly com mended, tho statement was matin that one could even fnrgivo bud servico in a French wniter laxmuso of his ceaseless efforts to bo nice nnd to convey tho im pression that his onn desire in life wns to serve commendalily his patron of the moment, though tho meat lm tough ns tensile jtijnlie. It was contended thnt the Frenchman was so accurate a judgo of human nature that in spite of thn carelessness of thn cook or the ptsir quality of tho furo hn made sure of his tip by giving some nice tidbit toward tho end of thn meal and intensifying his politeness concomitantly. "I willingly lenvn a small grntnity," said his supiiortcr, "for the sake if re ceiving attention that approaches pri vate service. I dislike to huvo things slapped down before mo with thn inde pendent slap of a sovereign Ami ricun citizen. The dishes mny bo more sub stantial that aro put down by tho smug white, native or tho negro, but I wonld rather do with less victuals and have the servico of the attentlvo Frenchman, with his 'sir' and 'if yon please.' " "I would rather," said his vis-a-vis, "have less food and less politeness, too, than suffer tho attent ions of your French waiter, whose deftness, I find, permits him to dump a pluto of soup in your lap in order apparently to give him op portunity to say 'Excuse mo, ' "Now York Sun. annua of Smell and Taata In Flha Tho senses of smell und taste appear to 1k well develojs'd in tho great major ity of tho fish species. Tobacco thrown overboard from vessels is often seized by mackerel and halibut, but is imme diately rejected. Nearly nil varieties of fish, aud more especially tho "ground swimmers, " have a choice of food. Hali but nnd cod nro nttracted a great dis tance by certain kinds of bait. Herring,, when fresh aud in grssl condition, arc splendid bait for coil, but aro of no use whatever if they have become stale from long keeping. Catfish, buffalo nnd ono or two varieties of tho bass will bite bacon when thcr will nav no attention whutever to tho luscious angleworm. Tho above and other facts which could cosily bo cited in proof have caused fish ermen aud scientists to como to tho con clusion that tho senirs of smell and taste are both remarkably developed among the finny tribo. St Louis Republic All Kinds of Olrla. The girl we running away with a poor fellow nowadays. With the bicycle girl, tho golf girl, the tennis girl, the seaside girl, the huuting girl, the fish ing girl, tho riding girl, the rowing girl, tho football girl, the fencing girl, the mountain climbing girl, the gradu ate girl, the new girl and the old sum mer girl, the youth of today live in a never ending quandary, Memphis Commercial-AppeaL , Explaining Bia lUmark. "Do you mean to tell me, sir, that I have no proper regard for the truth?" "I haven't said so, but I will say that if you went into politic tho other sido would have a busy time guessing be-' tween what you said and what you meant "Detroit Free Press. A afoat TJnraaaonablo Man. The women in a North Atchison fam ily think the head of the family is a tegular old crank. He becomes furious when a crowd of women congregate on his porch and keep np a racket until late, and when young men call on his daughters and make no noise at all he does not like it either. Atchison Globe. 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