A clever criticism of Americans I Hint nf nil AiiNtrlmi nrrhdnke, who re cently traveled in tlin United Slates, Hi) snys wit nro disposed to he luuro tbnu lifu-slxcd. Tim Toronto Canada Globe ex claims: Tlio Americans have rid Hiem Solves of the hitlcnios nf ono of tin) grouti-st wars In history In n way Hint slums iu marked cunl r n-t to itinn.r lin gering nlilii(iiiiNiiin inherited from earlier centuries. Ona grent murnl inlliicnon nut ynl credited to tits birynlo is Indienled, chronicles tlio Now York Hnn, in tin) (net Hint horses are now no cheap in tho Went Hint horso stealing in no longer worth while, mid Hint species of oritno linn practically disappeared. Lovers of afternoon ton will linrdly ppreelnto tlio growsomo rminlur Hint tun lonvos urn mneli used in China for preserving corpses. Well-to-do Celestials often embalm tlio mortal re main of a specially loved rutntiru in client of ten, which preserves the body for ninny yours, Tlio Htnto of New York has boon building n iiewcnpitol nt Allmuy, un dertaking to do tlio work itself with out the intervention of coiitrnctors, but the joli linn cost no linieh Unit tho work linn been suspended mid run trnetors nro invited to niiiku bid for the completion of the Htmeture. George W. Hninlley, correspondent in the United Slides for tho London Tinien, told tlio Ynhi students tlntt neither wealth, fnmo, honor nor rank lone conld givo n person admission to English "society." It needs n oomliinntion mid Mr. Gladstone, lie toys, is decidedly on tlio outside. Frenchmen from tho south of Frnnoo nro not onsily bluffed. When President Fnure stopped nt Aries on bin recent tour nnd said ho would in spect tho hospital thero tho authorities ere in n Hz, ns thero lmppouod to lio no patients. They uont out n onll for volunteers, however, mid when tlio president appeared ho found nil tho bods occupied by convalescents. Tho uicoty of tho plutis for tho fro-, quont trnvels of tho Qnocn of Kng lund in shown in thochulk murk drawn toross tho platforms of stations whero tho royal trnvelor will nlight for nuy purposb. This brond white mnrk in readily seeu by the engine driver, nnd he rigidly toes the liue, thus bringing the door of his sovereign's carriage directly opposite tho enrpet spread for ber royal and rhoumntio foot. It is ono of tho facts which roust mnko Frenchmen fear for future 'of tholr country that France has re mained almost stationary in popula tion for ten years, tbo actual increase being only 67,000. Ia tho snnio de cade Russia's population has swolled by 12,610,000, oqual to tho inoreaso of all the remainder of Europe. This shows that tho Slav will be a grent power by the tniddlo of tho next cen tury unless some scourge chooks its growth. A statistician hns given some inter esting figures relative to thontros. Between. 1751 and 1895 no fowor than 750 Enropoan playhouses were de stroyed by tire Tho average life of theatre is found to be twenty-two and a half years. In striking contrast to tho comparative short lifo of a theatre is that of the actor. In spite of late hours, hard work and n Bo hemian ntiuosphoro, the average dura' tion of lifo iu tho theatrical profes sion is high. Wolf yon Bchierbraud writos from Berlin to tho Chicngo llocord: The nationality question plays a most iiu portuut part, not alouo in Amoriou, but in Prussia as well. Tho 2,000, 000 Polish apcakiug subjects of tho orown, the several hundreds of thou sauds of French and Dauish speak ing pooplo iu Lorraiue, AUace and Schleswig, respeotivcly, give the gov. ernmeut an immense deal of trouble. All those people of foroign raoe. tongue and thought, though annexed to Prussia, refuse to be awnllowod up nd amalgamated. Ia the Polish provinces tho resistance is most streii' nous and bitter, and every reourring session of the Prustiau diet this ques tion is hoatedly discussed by the dele gates from theso proviuooi. But more than that tho Poles refuse to Gorman ize even when they have gone away , from home and reside in the very midst of a wholly German population. Hero in Berlin, for iustanoc, there are 40,000 sonls in the Polish oolony and they persist in educating tbeic childron as Poles, not as Germans. All the measures of the Prussian gov ' eminent to make them Germans are skillfully frustrated by the leaders of this large Polish colony. TnE mvoiTAoor Tne MAD,s)iiSii I ififr JrVof lWY The muffled drum's snd roll hns bent 'YwH IXVfJftjl M lWw J$$w2& T,,fl ol,,i,,T'" ln'"1 ,nl,,m ' rmll I Hi llHw &T7 k AttWV No more on life's pnrndo shnll moot "lCpl lill I mill ' 1 m'f II 'I T,,Bl ,,rTft n'' f,,ll,'u ol lYlll 1 111 'v II Wan N,W T fJM On Fnme's olprnnl cnniplng-groun'l t"l VYtlP flflW'l H III 'CfWrfvi Their nitntit tents nro spread i VJ1 I'lU III' 111 Hvl ftlWyLsVE3 And Glory guards, with soleum rotind, rU l I h W wMllKT The bivouno of tho dend. l V N H I VwS! I J No minor nf tho foe's ndvnnre fJfll nTir'firVffltralMr Now ""ells upon the wind : I V (ftltk ' 1 ll.J InkvL No troubb-d thought nt midnight hnunts Jj SWWiUl ff Mjn Jm ' or "nim l,tft bnhlnd : -mK1Ji mW W kW tNl No vision of the morrow's ntrifo X3S VV, U Wim II il The wnrrior's drenm-nlnrms, ' ff V0 f fll l lJLJ lH No lirnying horn or sernnming flfo ' 'nJ III iPtv? At ,1"W" Hl",ll cn" tu rin"' W 1 UWliF ffl Hest on, oinlmlmod nnd sainted dend ! lliv Ik. VHii H W M t (i Denr ns th.. Idood yo gave, ' Iff 'IS I li llfeTl No impious footstep hero nlmll tread ' '()) "I Mimlml "-TTini' I AW Tho herl.ngo of y.mr grnvo. iWm V mlki!,t Nor shall your glory Im forgot , M W , AMV iJllllflLrsVl' ' Whil" ,''nl,,n h"r r,'n"', keeps, (fW IA JI It wWiWv Afflflpi. r Hnor points the hnllowed spot Vi I' i j fifiM Wl"'re v,,lor i,ro,,,1,-T Rk'ti'"- ISf'lilfA5 'on "Brldi niinslrtl'n voiontess stono '"$Sim sMWysfv4 denthless song shall toll. SvWllt vSWm.ri. When mnny n vnnished yenr hnlh flown, V iiWhi ''' JIKSW Tho story how yo fell; in vvNlwJvi '"r "reek. r chnngp, nor winter's flight, '(nHVV 1) r 1UNv TWO.SiW , N"r Time's remorsel.'ss doom,. v'!'7 iSSNS CflM ,,im "" tttf of ,,oly liK,,t fWMTy , V'WW -Theodore O'Unrn. ,WMWff'' ON MEMORIAL DAY. Warm grow tlio nlrs with summer, Hill ton nmcovurn 1 willi lilootn, Voleo nt tliesoiiif lilr.l eoniiMli Out from tint thleket's vlouiUi Move wn In nil tills Klory (imitly with lipmlml hen l, Jlemnlrs llvs liefore ns This Is Die ilnv or tlio item!, Memorial D.iy. By the low mmiii'l In tint graveynrd Walk wo with reverent irenil, Wliero n lirnvn soMler reposes ileeilli' of lenrs wo sIkkI; After the noise of bat 1 1, Illoo I, an 1 the Hash of spean, Hero is the ipiiot of rest-timu Iu this soft beil of years Memorial Bay. Cover I hem over with frngrnneo Of the sweet-hearted flowen, L ulen with the dews of homaga Ami lovlnu thoiiKhtsof ours; Heroes! Goil Mom thum forever, aivo them eternal penee While from their life of hardship! We Joy In their ulnd release, Memorlnl Day. Onward wo uiarota to tho future, Braver for those limve men Who fought nnd fell for freedom, That I'nnoe might bo ruler ngalni Tho flag that was blood-stMuotl Is honored, The rllte now rusts sway, But In the midst of these blowing Lot us not forget to pray, Momorlal Day. Etholyn T. Abbott. WOMEN 1NT1IE AMY, BOM timo to time stories are told of women who served ns soldiers during the Civil War but records of the de partment at Wash ington are silent concerning most of tnom. mere aro two caeca woll nuthoutinatod, and July two, of women, commissioned by the Government who served disguised is meu. Iu "Michigan in the War," a histor ical sketoh of the Michigan regiments which served, carefully compiled by the Adjutant-Goaeral, thore is an allu sion to Frank Thompson, whiou says: 'In Company i second Michigan, there enlisted at Flint, Franklin Thompson (or Frank, as usually called), aged twenty, ascertained af terward and abont the time he left the regiment to have been a female, and a good looking one at that. Bhe uooeeded in concealing her sex mott admirably, serving in various cam paigns aud battles of the regiment as a soldier. Bhe remained with her com mand nntil April, 1863, when, it is supposed, she apprehended a disclos ure of her sex and deseited." Buou in brief is the history whioh is attached to the record of Sarah E. E. Heeloye (born Edmonds) in the war department. Bhe was able to terve two years s a man before she was forced to desert in order to oonoeal her tex. But she found her way baok into tbo serviee in another oapaoity, and served throughout the entire war. She shared all the trials and priva tion whioh befell ber regiment ; par ticipated ia the first battle of Bull Bun ; followed MoOlellan through the Peninsula campaign, and was never absent from duty whilo wearing tho blue. Her captain said years nftor the wnr thnt nhn wns driven from homo by n stepmother when only nix teen years old, nnd thnt she ndoptod male nttiro nnd wm a publishing houso canvasser. Ho also says she mnilo n tour of Canada, renehiiig Flint, Mich., in timo to enlist. Her sex wns never suspected nnd bur desertion wns tho topio of evoty nnmp tire, for Frank Iiu wns a great favorite. Hi Is deser tion wns tiever satisfactorily noeonuted for. Hlie claims she wns constrained to dress ns n mnii and becomo n sol dier through a strong Impulse whioh sho could not resist. Hhe says of thnt period : ''I had no other motive iu eulistiug thnu love for suffering humanity. I fait called to go nnd do whnt I could for the de fo'use of tho right ; if I could not fight I could take the place of some one who could and thus add one moro soldier to the ranks. 1 had no dosire to be promoted to any oflloe ; I went with no other ambition than to nnrso the sick and care for the wounded. I had in herited from my mother the rare gift of nursing, and when not too weary and exhausted thero was a magnetic power in my hands to soothe delirium." Aatunted only by such motives, she enlisted under the name of Franklin Thompson as a private soldier in com pany i, Hecouu Michigan infantry Volunteers about the 25th of May, 1801, nud wns mustered into the ser vice by Lieutenant-Colonel J. It. Smith, U. 8. A. At first sho enlisted for three months nnd afterward for three yeais or during the war. Uer firnt dnty was at Fort Wayne, Detroit, Mich., where she drilled, did fatigue dnty and performed All the necessary duties of a soldier in camp. When olf duty she assisted in cariug for the siok aud she did this so well that she was often detailed for hospi tal service afterward. She oame with hor regiment to Washington, stood guard and picket duty and drilled with he? company until the regimental hospital became tillod with cases from sunstroke and other causes, whon she was detailed for hospital work. She found, though, she could tight, and when the sick were sent to city hospi tuls and preparations made for tbo maroh to Bull Hun sue joined her com pany nnd wont along. All during the fight sue rcmninod with her comrades and did her duty like the man the was supposed to be. When the Union army retreated to Centerville Heights, stacked arms, and threw itself on the ground, as she sup posed for the night, she went into the stone cburob, whioh was nsed as a hospital at Centerville, and became so much engaged in doing what she oonld for the wounded and dying that she forgot everything outside the hospital. Before she knew it the eutire army had retreated to Washington, bho es coped under cover of the darkness and made her way alone to W ashington, reaching oamp twenty-fonr hours after her oomnanv. Her coolness on this oc casion and her general conduct as a soldier led to her detail shortly after as mail carrier to the Seoond Michi gan, and subsequently postmaster and mail earner for the brigade to wmon the Seoond Michigan was attached. In this oapaoity she went to the peninsula with General MoOlellan a army ana re mained there as postmaster and Liail earner all through tne oampaign. During this disastrons oampaign she bore herself bravely and well. While Yorktown was besieged she carried tht mail on horseback for tho brigade from Fortress Monroe loiters, papers and packages nveraging from two to three bushels cnoh trip the distance being nhout twen'.y-flve or thirty miles. Owing to the condition of the ronds, she wns often compelled to spend tho night along the roadside. When sho first began ber trips it was reported that the bushwhackers had murdered a mail carrier on that road shortly before and robbed the mail. Tho report seemed to have somo foun dation, for iu tlio most lonely part alio found tho ground still strowu with fragments of letters nnd tinpers. Hho wns at the bnttlo of Williamsburg, but was sick when the battle of Fair Oaks occurred. While the army lay in front of Rich mond the floods frequently carried away the bridges over the Cbiokahora iny and the young mail onrrior was more than ouoo obliged to swim her horso across theswift, running stream. Ofton she sot in the saddle drenched for bonrs, sometimes rnmaing all night by the roadside watohing for daylight to pick hor way through the dnnger- ous mudholes through which the mule teams bad wallowed. She was in tho seven days' tight crossing the penin sula to the James Hiver and more than onoe barely escaped with hor life. At ono place sue was ordered to pro cure some stores from a fnrmhouso, aud while there was caught between two fires, the enemy opening up and hor comrades responding. She se cured the provisions, though, and re turned unhurt. Aftor the army went into enmp at Harrison's Landing she resumed hor old duties of postmaster, and when the army left the peninsula oame to Alexandria with her company. The company was sent np the Shenan doah Valley and sue wont to a hos pital, bhe rejoined her command, though, in time to take part in the secoud battle of Bull linn. Hhe was at Fredericksburg and at the battle acted as ordorly to General O. M. l'oe. About tbo middle of March, lnhi, sho accompanied her oompany to Ken tucky. Here she was debilitated by tho chills and fever. She applied fcr a furlough, but it was refused, and fearing that her sex might be discov ered, she deserted. She reached Ober- lin, Ohio, some time in April, and for four weeks wore the costume of a pri vato soldier. Then she went baok to petticoats again and has never been in ilisguise since. Uivil lire bad too tew attractions for her, and soon after she returned to hospital duty once more under the auspices of the Chris tian Commission at Harper's Ferry. She remained in the Department of the Cumberland during the remainder of the war. That she was able to so long hide the secret of her sex his been to soldiers a great wonder. The seoond authentio case on the reoords is not so interesting. The heroine was only able to remain in the service sixteen weeks. Her sex was then discovered, she was sent to the hospital and as soon as cured sent home. She enlisted under the name of Charles Freeman. When discov ered she rofnsed to give her correot name, and she left the hospital , mys tery. Charles Freeman was a member of the Fifty-second Ohio and was sent to the general hospital at Louisville, Ky., November 10, 1862. The diag nosis set against bis name was "sexual incompatibility and remittent fever." December 3, 1862, Charles Freeman was discharged "as a woman in dis guise as soldier." In the war de partment this diagnosis it regarded ss the grm of the hospital reoords. Thnss two are the only oases of women, dis guised as men, entering the army thai are known ou tho rooords. There may be morn, but if an, the dopnrtmont kuows them not. Chicago llocord. They Are Nut Dend. TTow bright nre tho honors which await thoso who, with snored fortitude nud patriotic pntlenoo, have endured all things thnt tlioy might save their nntivo land from division ami from tho power of corruption I Tho hon ored dend I They thnt died for a good unuso nro redeemed from denth. Thnii names nro gathered nnd gnrnod. Thnir memory Is precious. Knoh plncegrowt proud for thorn who were born thero. Thnro in to be ere long in every vil lage nnd in every neighborhood a glowing pride in its mnrtyrod horoos. Tablets shall preservo their names. I'ious love shall renew their Inscrip tions as time and tho nnfeellng ele ments decay thorn. And tho Nntionnl fostivnls shall givo multitudes ol prenioiis names to tho orntor's lips. Children shall grow under more sno red inspirations whoso elder brothers, dying nobly for thnir oountry, left a name that honored nnd inspired all who boro it. Orphan ohlldron shall find thousands of fathers and mothers to love nnd help thoso whom drina herons loft ns n legacy to the gratitude of tho public. Ob, tell me not thnt they nre dead, thnt generous Lost, thnt airy nrinv of invisible heroes I They hover as a cloud ol witnesses above this Nation. Aro they dead that yet speak louder than wo can speak, and n moro uni versal Inngtiiige? Aro they dend thnt yet net? Are they dend thnt yet movo upon society and inspire the peoplo with nobler motives and moro lieroio patriotism? Ye thnt mourn, let glmlnoss minglo with your tenrs. Ho wns your son, but now ho in tho Nation's. Ho mndo your households bright. Now bis ex nmplo inspires n thousnndhoiisoholds. I!nr to his brothers nnd sisters, ho is now brother to every generous youth In tho land, Before ho was narrowed, appropriated, shut np to you. Now ho is nugiimnnted, set freo nnd given to nil. Ho hns died from the family thnt ho might live to the Nation, Not one nnmo shall be forgotton or nog- glooted, aud it shall by aud by be con fessed, as or nn nnoiont hero, thnt tie did more for bis country by his denth than by his whole lifo. Henry Ward llecoher. Where Slieriilan Sleep. Arlington Cemetery at Washington, alwnys beautiful, in erpcninlly lovely n the pleasant mouth of May. Jleio rests General I'hillip II. Khoridnn and maiiy another hero of the wnr. Hheridnu's gravo is completely cov ered with ivy, so carefully trimmed thnt its shape is distinctly mnrkod in tho short grass, nlthough thore is lit- CIKNRRAb HFIEIIIDAN'S OtlAVB. tie or no mound. At the head of the grave stands tho monnment ereoted by Mrs. Sheridan, a pyramidal piooe of granite, bearing on its front in bronze a medallion portrait of Sheri dan's bust, showing his medals, the fnoe looking south, the likeness re- mnrknbly good, the medallion boing super-imposod on a gf icefnl nag. .Be low it in large, plain 4i tters is the sin gle word "Mberidan." His monument is always the center f attraction for visitors on Doooratios Oay. Memorial Bay OburTancci. Momorial Day seemj to havo lost many of its features of lorrow. ' Not funeral dirges only do tht bands play, but lively marches, ringing martial tunes and patriotic airs a 'veil. Many cf tbo thousand flags wlil ih float in the soft May breeze wavo proudly from the highest points of tkoir stalls and not at half mast. A simple knot of crape ou the nufurled banners is the only ernblom of sorrow. There is more of triumph, and joyful nope, and holy peace than of sorrow in the speeohes. Time, which has effaced from the bloodiest battlefields of the awful fratrioidal contest all traces ol the dreadful wave of war, with its flotsam of sorrow and jetsam of corpses, has soothed the troubled souls ol tne be reaved. The sun of glory whioh shines above the dead dries the tears shed for them. Chicago Mail. Uemorlul Bay. Flutter nf Bait sad beat of drum Aud the sound of marching feer, Aud In long nroaeaslon tho aoldltrs To the ouli of tha bugles sweot. And ths marohtng soldiers stop at last When tbair slonDimr oomrados 11b. The men whoso battles have long been fouKht, . Who ilurad for the land to die. Children, quiok with your (tattered flowers, Scatter tnem rnr ana near; They who wi tuttium and brothers onoe Are peacefully resting hare. Flutter of banner and beat of drum Aad the buite'a,olma call, Ia grand procession the soldiers corns Aad God is over us all! Harper's Bound Table. The coliseum of Borne was built to aocommodate 100,000 spectators, - III 'SHCKHMMA rou Till; IIOIBEWIFE. Bnort.iHo Finn, When It Is not convenient to broil fish over nn open fire it may bo tilcnly broiled in a vory hot oven. Prepare as for tho usual wny of broiling, nnd lny with tho skin down over a fish rack or on a piece of oiled paper In a rousting pnn. Cook on tho upper grnte of tho oven until browned, sensonlng it at Hrst with snlt, pepper, melted butter, ami dusting with flour. To be palata ble broiled fish should always b garnished with parsley nnd cresse and nlinod lemon or a piquant sauce Now York Post. now to rootc crrpMnnns. Apart from the service of encum bers, sliced, raw, aud aonsonod with snlt, peppor, and vinegnr, to serve as a salad or, moro properly, with fish few cooks use thotn i thoso few may fry them, and rust thero. Not only mny they bo fried plnin or rollod in flour, scasonod with snlt and pepper, but they may be stowed, broiled. boiled, or buked, still retaining thoir nppolizlng qualities. A delicious ad dition to certain flsh sauces is grntod cucumber, or just enough of tho juice to flavor n salad drossiug. The juice should bo sparingly usnd, because it has n decided medicinal action, but the grated pulp differs littlo from the sliood vegetable iu its effect New Vork Times. A RPAMISI! DF.MOACT. Homo very odd but dolicion cook ing is done among Hifl Spanish families of Sun Francisco. Here is a recipe that will bo found piquant and appe tizing: Heat an narthou dish ovor a moderate ilro mid molt in it a good sized picoo of butter ; add a small onion mincod fine, salt, peppor, a ton spoonful of mincod pnrsloy and as much minced Chilo peppor.or a table- spoonful of sweet peppor; bronk the eggs ono by ono into tho boiling but ter nnd turn thom as soon ns they aro wot, using great enro not to breuk tho yolks. Servo vory hot in' tho same dish, which may bo plncod inside ono of silver. Now York World. TRMpTiMfi roNWirrioss) or KOt. Kggs with llicn To 1 toscupful of boiled rice add 1 teaoupful of milk. tablespoon fill of butter, 3 beaten eggs, 1 teaspoon fill (scant) of salt and bako a light brown. Croamed Kggs Romovo the sholls from hard-boiled cgg-, halve thorn lengthwise, arid arraugo them on a platter cut si do down. Four sweet cream around, not ovor them, ust. with salt nnd popper. Hut the plntter in tho oven to bent the oresm. Serve hot. Eggs with Cheese Slice hard-boiled eggs, lay in a buttered dish sprinkled with bread crumbs, on eaob piece lay a thin slico of ohoeso corresponding in tizo, scatter ovor bits of buttor, a tnblospoonful or two of oream, dust freely with pepper, sprinkle on bread crumbs and bake Ave minutes. Egg Gems Chop together equal quantities of stslo bread and fragments of cold moat or flsh, season with pep por, salt aud a vory little minced onion, moisten with oream or milk snd a littlo buttor. Grease gem pans very thoroughly, fill two-thirds full with the mixture break an egg on each, sprinklo with bread or cracker crumbs, and bake 10 minutes. nOCSEFTOLD HIXT8. A littlo saltpetre added to the water in which cut flowers are put will keep the flowers fresh a long time. To extract the juiou from an onion, cut the onion in half and press it against and move it slowly over a grater. The juice will run off1 the point of tha grater. To bronzo a plaster of Paris figure, cover it with a thick coating of shellao varnish. When this is dry mix soma bronze powder with the varnish and apply to the figure, then cover with another coat of clear varnish. Palms, rubber plants, and all foli age plants nsod in tho house should have a weekly wash day. Using a soft cloth or sponge, each leaf should recoive light washing with luke warm water, and the soil should be loosened about the roots. Plants breathe through their leaves, and can not grow nnlesa they are kept froe from dust.' Ink may be taken out of paper in the following way if the stain is not too old : take a teaspoonf ul of chlo rinated lime and pour over it jnst enough water to cover it, Takif a pieoe of old linen and moisteu it with this mixture, and do not rnb, bud pat the stain, aud it will alowly disappear. If one application does not remove the stain let the paper dry and Ihen apply again.