fcft Star. Submriifimt $1.00 )rr yriir, fii mfivimv. . A. NTIcrtl :, l:illlor himI I'nh, WKDNKSDAY, MAKCII II, lsmi. Rntpml M Hip wtiittti'i nt ItrymildwvllH Pa., ii miv'oimI Hn mult mutter. JOLLY OLDJIXCLE JOSH 1 HIS OHEAT GENEROSITY TOWARD HIS NEWLY MARRIED NIECE. A llrnllallr Itntiimii-p irllrlloldavlll) III Which a Number r Prominent nimliiPH Jim Tak. a Xrry Cunapli'tion I'nrl. "Miss Siinimors I'olly I I or dare I " Hut tho nxukr trolc a hentlt-r over bushfiiliipM, only to hour a BWOOt "Yon Clmi'ley." "Can I Bsplfo ti er to that Ih " Atfiiln a lnpsn Intonllomv, followi'd bv nn oni'oui'flKlnif "Yen C'linvley." "Oil, tf 1 mliilit only liopn to cr to Anotlior fnllui'p of lnti(jnn(rp. It wps sooinlnifly a liopoU'M cam', mid mlM have 1hi'ii, only for a ilt'iiuiro "Charley, I luive wiltl 'yon' twliv. and if you menu It, I moan It, too, and" And to tliU day that young man will inftixt that ho popped tho qticKtion. All thin hapH'ned away "down oast," and It wasn't lotitf hi-foin thoiv was a wedding. Not .much longor before thero oamo a letter fron )Mi1ly'a Uncle Josh, out horo In western Pennsylvania who wroto effusively of hla delight at hor exhibition of what he called "grit." and he proxsed that If tho young peo ple would locato at Roynoldavilln he would start them up In life, as a wed ding gift. Of course thny accepted, and were Boon bidding their friends adieu. A few weeks milwequont to tho aliovo conversation a travol-stalned party ar rived In Itoynoldsvlllo. Our friend, TT ' - T 1. , . I , ( , , uuuii; uimii, nun in ciiurge unu no leu the party straightway toa hotel. "Tho McConnell" said ho, "is a typical hotel of the best class. I have known Prank J. Black, tho proprietor, for yeai-s and he is mine host after mine own heart. A thorough business man, endowed with that dellghtfut Intuition that makes a guest feel at home, comfortable, con tented, and in mighty good luck. Tho house Is one of convenience. I have en gaged i-ooms here for you to occupy until your own hoimo is in readiness." "After breakfast," said tho old man, "I am ready to go buy your outfit. To expedite matters I have ordered a car riage from E. C. Murns.our enterprising livery man." When tho handsome carriago, with prancing horses drew up In front of the hotel Polly declared it tho "finest turnout she had ever seen." "Yes." replied Undo Josh, "tho three Ss s, 'bpeeil, Safety and Style,' Is Hums coat of arms. So, young folks, whan you want to take a drive, either for business or pleasure go to him for a rig every time." , "Where to?" asked the polite driver as the trio entered the conveyance, Uncle Josh looked askance at tho wards. "Oh, goodness knows there's lots to ljuy," remarked Polly. "Then suppose we buy 'lots' first," quoth Charley with- uiii turning a nuir. uncio josn saw the point and started for E. Ncff's real I estate office, remarking on the way: "I can always depend on Mr. Neff for bargains in real estate, as ho novor holds out fulso lights to Induce the pooplo to buy. What ho, tells you about property, may bo set down as solid facts. Tie controls a largo list of de sirable residences and his judgement on the 'good things' is par excellence.'' Tho house was quickly bargained for and then Uncle Josh explained to Charley, should he evor have any hard collections It would bo wise to place such difficult business in the hands of Mr. Noff. "Having provided you with a cago (or the bird," said Undo Josh, "now the first thing we'll look after will bo tho furnishings for It." Hereupon Polly energetically declared that she had heard so much about Prlester Bros, that she had decided to go there. The rosuU was that they wero ushored Into such a bewildering display that the girl was at first at a loss how to select. But she soon yielded to, the seductiveness of a magnificent parlor suite, a lied room set in oak, antique finish, that would do a credit to old Antiquity herself. To this she added a dining-room set with all accessories, carpots, and didn't for get a most convenient and ornamental writing desk for "Hubby" Charles. "A pretty good start," said the old man, "and now we'll go to A. E. Dunn's hardware store." "Hero Polly's house wife Instincts hnd full play in marvels of kitchen apparatus. "There is not an establishment in the' country that carries a more comprehensive stock of household furnishings," remarked Uncle Josh. "Every possible piece of kitchen furniture from a dipper to a oooklng range is here In all styles and variety." If Polly falls to accomplish wonders in the culinary art, It will not be (or wantof s uperlor cooking utensils, for the purchased a Good Luck cook stove with all equipments needed in a well regulated kitchen, besides an elegant heater for the parlor, which Uncle Josh paid (or with an air of honest delight because he knew Mr. Dunn had made prloea right. "Let's see I promised you a gold watch didn't I," queried Uncle Josh of Polly, "and Ed. Gooder'a Is the place to get ono cheap." Entering tho popular jewelry a tore tho old man gallantly acquitted himself of the promise and then directed Polly's attention to th superior stock of silverware carried by the house. "There Is no other such house, In town," said tho old man, "and I will guaranteo the quality to bo tbo very best, Pick out your family clock while, hero," ho added, "Ed. Oooder carries a mngniflcetit line. Don't forgot another fact," he continued, "If ever you unfortunately need optlcat goods, this Is tho place to come. Ho has everything required to Improve affect ed eyes and say, my boy, when that old turnip of yours breaks down, remember Oooder Is, an expert doctor on sick watches." After this visit Uncle Josh suggested a resort to some place of refreshment. At tho table the old man waxed philo sophical. "Never neglect your larder," said ho. "That Important adjunct to housekeeping controls, miiHMilhm tem per. To that end yon must pntmnlzo n grocer on whom yen can depend for honest goods. In all my experience with them I have found Moore & Dick inson perfectly reliable, You will find this firm careful dealers, always fully stocked with every possible thing In the line of staple and fancy groceries, fresh and flrst-elnss, nn shelf-worn goods there, whllo tho prices are down to brass tacks." "Halt!" commanded Undo Josh, as tho party camo in front of H. Alex. Stoko's handsome drug atom. "Walk right In." "Why, Uncle, wo'er not sick, and" "Guess I know that, but I susMct it wont be long before this young man Wins to tnke an interest in matters of paragorlcand " "U-n-c-l-e!" "Well, go In anyway, Polly may find some toilet articles she wants." Sure enough, before leaving she was loaded down with comlw, brushes, face powdors and ounce upon ounce of fine Imported perfumes. Sho also got a supply of beautiful wall paper and Charley made himself a present of an 181)0 wheel. "Don't forget," added Undo Josh, "to como here with your prescriptions as Mr. Stoke is a competent pharmacist and uses pure and reliable drugs." At this point, somewhat to tho con fusion of Charley, tho old man Indulged In a half serious criticism of his personal appearance. "You are decidedly off stylo for a townsman," said be, "and we'd better go and sen Bell tho clothier alxnit somo new duds." After Char!es had fitted himself in a neat suit, from tho piles of fashlonahlfr garments that cover tho tables of that extensively stocked establishment, Undo Josh de clared: "Now you look like a newly married man." Before lenvlng, having found goods and prices irresistable, Charles also Invested in a complete out fit of gents' furnishings, from the late style hat to a dozen shirts besides a convenient trunk and satchel. Bell tho clothier is not to bo undersold in tho statu. "By the way," remarked Uncle Josh, as they reached the street. "I must run over to the First National Bank and get another check book. Como along with me and got acquainted with J. II. Kaiicher for of course you will do business with them and it is always more pleasant to bo personally acquaint ed with the people you do business with. This bank is as solid as the base of the univorso, and has a strong working capital. You will find them over ready to extend any accomodations compatible with business principles." "I would like to make you acquainted with Dr. B. E. Harbison, my dentist friend, too," said tho old man. "If you ever have to supplement your natural teoth " "Ugh! Don't you mention false toeth to mo," cried Polly. "I'll never carry 'pearly Hob' In my mouth If I go toothless." "Oh, as (or that," laughod Undo Josh, "If you'll only con sult a good dentist in time, you can save the catastrophe. Dr. Harbison, for In stance, Is wonderfully expert In saving natural tooth and ho has the .skill and every mechanical appliance necessary to do his work with the least discom fort to his patrons. "Oh, say, Uncle," exclaimed Polly, where can I go (or dry goods? This dress Is hardly sultablo I must admit." "Well, my girl, K you wan't to select from ono of tho most popular establish ments in tho city, I will direct you to A. D. Deemer & Co., who carry a stock of dress goods that for varloty and real value Is seldom seen outside tho largo metropolitan cities. They carry all tho latest weaves In fashionable dress goods and you are sure to be guided right in your seloctions. You will find Manager S. V. Shlck pleasant to deal with and his employees pollto and export, while the prices oannot be duplicated. - Polly had soon selected an elegant dress pattern and her Inquisitive eyes glanced into the shoe department. "Goodness mo!" she ejaculated, 'what a porfeotly lovely slipper." "Yes," said Uncle Josh, "Deemer & Co.'s stock of shoes can't be equalled in style and ex tent iu this section. Look it over." It might have qc.on policy not ta have ex tended that invitation had not Uncle Josh known what wise economy It is to trade at Deemer & Co.', (or Polly (ound goods and prices so seductive that she purchased an outfit from a pretty slip per to a handsome walking boot, with rubbers for tho orowd. No one needing footwear or dry goods can resist the stylet and prloea offered .by Deemer &Co. "Holy smoke, Charley, where In the name of creation did you get that snipe? That's about the worst weed that ever came in contact with my ol factory nerve," laughingly remarked Unelri Josh. "Step In here and get ono of Alex Klston's 'Hashish,' then you'll havo a gentleman's smoke. That cigar is a crackcr-iaek. contains all the ntmli- ties of a delicious puff. Illston takes great prldo to keen that duiir mi tn the highest standard, and consequently It grows more popular every day.," Char ley was so well pleased with tho cigar Uncle Josh treated him to that he bought a wholo box Bnd advised his undo to do the same. He also tixik note of tho fine stock of chewing tobsc co and, seeing that Ristou kept a com plete stock of sporting goods ho bought enough fishing tackle to catch every fish In Western Pennsylvania. 'By tho way." exclaimed Undo Josh. with a paternal air, "the next thing to look after is tho lumber for those Im provements which are absolutely neces sary. Come with mo and I'll Introduce you to H. ShalTer, who Is tho principal dealer In that lino here, and he has a well eqinpiH'il planing mill In connec tli n. He carries the most complete lino of building material in the county everything, from the sills for the found ation to tho shingles for tho roof, In cluding doors nnd windows, mouldings, etc. It Is pleasant to deal with Mr. Slmllcr. for his greatest aim Is to give satisfaction to every customer. "I dicliuv, Uncle," exclaimed Char Icy, "there goes a handsome phaeton: I must have one like that for the girl." "(tet it right here, saiil tho old man "You see ,1. and 11. C. Delhlo conduct a carriiige repository hero that for vai l ety nnd excellence of stock can not be beaten. I hoy carry surreys, carriages, buggios and phaetons of lending makes and styles, and are satisfied with a mod erate profit, too. Tho superiority of tiietr work is tho very host recommenda tion I could give. Tho wagons they put up are dandies. Delhlo Bros, give their personal attention to every detail of manufacture nnd uso only first-class material." Uncle Josh know just what ho was talking about. Polly got a bug gy and Charley a wagon. "The next place I wish to tako you, children, is to Meeker Bros.' Hour and feed store," remarked tho Jolly old man. "Your Introduction to Ileynoldsville would not bo half complete without. Talk about flour, why bless you there aint no flour In this section that can come up to Golden Sheaf Patent, manu factured at West Superior, Wis. It's made from choice selected wheat, and bread made from It does not become dry and stale, but retains molsturo and the natural flavor of the wheat for sev eral days. All good housewives use this Hour. Then us to feed, this store Is headquarters for that. They handle everything from golden oats down to corn cobs, serve customers with prompt ness and dispatch. I've been dealing with Meeker Bros, somo tlmo and I tell you they are a good firm to tio to." "Law sakes!" suddenly exclaimed Undo Josh, "ull this trading and shop ping round town has cauted mo to for get ono of tho greatest essentials to future existence I havo heard It said that newly married folks could live on love and Bcenery, but an old man of ex perience, knows better your table would look slim without meat. It goes baud in hand with bread. Now to lo cate a meat market where you can get fresh, wholesome meats nt all times, K. H. Hodman is the man to supply you. This is tho boss meat market of the city and is popular with everybody who Is partlculiir to tinvo the best. Tho rea son for this is ull because they aro very careful in the selection of stock and get tho freshest of everything and keep nothing but tho very best. -To keep your 'Hubby in a good humor, I'tilly, trado at Hoffman's market every time. "Now," cried the old gentleman, "now for a picture of this crowd, in good old fashion. We'll go to tlio pho tograph gallery und Ueynoldsvllle base good one, that of Corwln's. His pic tures aro wonderful tn fidelity and fin ish. I want one full-sized photo for my study and somo small ones for my friends. Ho has tho soul of a truo urt Ist; ull his work is a labor of love In which ho will not stop short of jiorfec tion. Corwin is giving a premium of a lino crayon portrait with every doicn photos ordered between now and tho first of May, and I will have him make you a life-sized representation of 'yours truly.' " In a few minutes tho pictures were "took" and when Polly learned that Mr. Corwin also sold pianos sho declared she'd not leave tho piaco till Undo Josh had produced. En route to their homo tho parti called at Thb Star otllce. "You'll want the news," remarked Uncle Josh, "and as this Is tho favorite paper bore I'll subscribe." Upon summing up the wonderful events of the day Polly begun to volubly express thanks. "You havo bought us everything!" she exclaimed. "Only one thing." replied Uncle Josh, retlectlvelv, but I can remedy that. Prlester flros., the furniture men, ul ways have a nice line of them und you can got ono whenever you wunt If, I'll pay for the best." "W-h-y," exclaimed Polly with groat surprise, "Undo, what can It bo?" "Well, It's a baby buggy." Note These Prices! MADE FROM?! f m W J mm ocLLtiim .JURO SPRING WHEAX M Reynolds Blcck, I'oroiigh Ordinance. (No. n.) AN OHDINANCE establishing a grade for a side or foot wulk, on the North side of West Main street, In Ueynoldsvllle borough, from tho East side of Pine alloy to tho West sldo of Centennial hall, as shown on David Heynolds' plan, In front of lot Numbers 11, 12, 1.1 nnd 14, owned by S. ShalTer, Mrs. Tapper, M. M. Fisher nnd John Corbott. Section I. Bo It ordained and enact ed by tho Town Council of tho Borough of Ueynoldsvllle, nnd It Is hereby or dained and enacted by authority of tho same, that tho grade for a sldo or foot walk from tho East side of Centennial ball, on the North sldo of Main street, In said borough, lie and the same Is hereby established as follows, to-wlt: Beginning on tho East lino of Pine alley, at Solomon ShnlTer's lot, at pres ent grade; thence for the distance of fifty-eight and four-tenths feet at a fall of twenty-four Inches In HHI feet: thoneo for a dlstaneo of thirty and four-tenths feet, at, a full of five inches in WO feet: thence for the distance of thirty and eight-tenths feet nt, level: theneo for the distance of flftvelght and nine- tenths feet, at a rise of six Inches In 100 feet; theneo for the distance or sixty seven nnd nine-tenths feet, at a rlso of fifteen Inches In 100 feet, to present prado at tho West lino of Centennial hall. Section 2. Thnt anyordlnnnoo or part of ordinance conlllcting with the pro visions of this ordinanco he and tho samo Is hereby repealed, so far as tho same affects this ordinanco. Ordained and enacted into a law In Councils this 2nd day of March, A. D. 1HWI. Scott McClellani), Pres. of Council. J. 8. Hammond, Clerk of Council. Burgess' olllce, March 2nd, A. D. 181)0. Examined nnd approved. Samuel, Lattimer, Burgess. That old established cough remedy, Downs' Elixir, still more than holds Its own tn the public estimation, despite sharp and active contetltIon. It Is a "home remedy," and In this locality needs no words of pralso from us, so. well and favorably known Is it. It is the standard remedy for coughs, colds and all throat troubles, with great numbers of our peoplo, and their continued UBe and unsolicited recommendation of It speaks volumes In Its favor. Hurling' fon, 17., Frre i'lrss, January SO, 18SS. For snlo by II. A. Stoke. II you are pleased with THE Star step in and sulwcrllio for it, Bnd if you aro not pleased with It you should sub scribe anyway, so you can got all the local and gonoral news nnd koep posted about what Is going on around you. Ono dollar, cash In advance, gets The Star for ono year. The hon that leaves her nest after a few days sitting because she does not bear tho chli'p of chicks, Is something like the merchant who quits advertising aftor tho first few "throws" because his first calls haven't filled his store with clamoring customers. Ex. Captain Swooney, U. S. A., San Die go, Cal., says: "Shiloh's Cuturrh Rem edy Is tho first' medicine I have evor found that will do me any good." Price 50o. Sold by J. C. King & Co. Koep It in tho house for coughs, colds, croup and sore throat Extract of Wild Cherry nnd Tar. For salo at tho Reyn olds Drug Store. Wd are now offering The Star for $1.00 a year, cash In ndiance. It will pay you to buy your shoe at J. S. Morrow's, A. D. Doomor & Co hatre their spring opening Saturday. The Thrlco-u-week edition of the Xtw Vork World and The Star ono year for 81.79. Tbo chonest and best shoes for the monoy in town at J. S. Morrow's. t When you havo a bad cold and cough try a bottlo of Extract of Wild Chorry and Tar. For salo at the Reynolds Drug Store. ANiOUiCEMExNTS. oroimtit $ttcvlntcubitt. For county superintendent PROF. R. B. TEITRICK, Or HlKHKWAYVll.il, Hiitiject to the derision of tlitiJiitTerHfin County School liirvclors' Couvuiitiou, Mny 5, lMtl). Golden Sheaf Flour 90c. per Sack; $3.60 per bbl. Pure Chop, Bran, i)0c. per cwt. 80c. " ,l Brown Middlings, 80c. per cwt. White Middlings, 90c. per cwt. 25 lbs. Buckwheat Flour 40o. 44 " Corn Meal, 80o. All kinds of chicken feed. All goods guaranteed pure. Rkynoldsvills, Penn'a. BING&CO. You will find a good assortment of New Shirt "Waists, Silks, Em broideries nnd ITcmcy Buttons. The above is all new and the latest. Dress - Goods ! This is the place to get them. Dreps Patterns you will nlno find here. It is nothing new for us to have theiu. Will go to the city in a few days and expect to be able to show you a fine selection. HARD W A R I A R WOODENWARE R D A W QUEENSWARE W A R CARPETS R K A IAWDRA1I The most complete line of House Furnishing Goods in Jef ferson County. We do not buy "Cheap John" goods to fool the people, nor represent goods to be better than they are. 'You can fool all the people part of the time and part of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time." We do not want to sell inferior goods and fool our customers and only have the people that can be fooled all the time left to buy from us. We want your trade and know we can give you Satisfaction Come Earlu and Late to the Reynoldsville Hardware Co.'s Store. Remember our Furniture and Carpets are on the Second Floor. A. D. Deemer 4 (k WILL HAVE THEIR EARLY SPRING OPENING Saturday, March 14th. YOU are Invited. Music by Hopkins Man' dolin Club. . BING & OO. FURNITURE IT R R U T I N I T U R Ri U ERUTINRUF