VOLUME 4. KEYNOLDSVILLE, PENN'A., WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER ltt, 1895. MJMKEIl 32. MntlronK 0Mm (fnHct. pi'.NNSYLVANIA KAIMtOAI). IN KF TIAT MAY 111, l"!l.". riillnilclpliln .V F.rli- llnllroii.l IMvl-limTlini- Tulil'. Truliis (run. Ihlfiw.MMl. KANTWAUI) 11:04 it tu-Tniiti 1, ilnlly -i- n Hominy fur Himhiiry. Itin-ir.Inor ntul liitrinn'illiiir hiu llnln, ii'rrlvinif tit riiflnilftitilii tl:r.l i. in., Ni'U ink, H:"-.! i. In. l lliillliiitinsll'.n ii.ln.t Vii-hlmMon, i t;m p. in I'liHnum I'm lor r:n fmm U illliiiii'-Txii ( ini'l itiiMM'iiKi'r rniichcrt from Kunr to riillali'lililu. 3::HI . tit. Tniln 11. ilnlly I'M't-pt Hnniliiy for llnrt'lstnii'tt mill Intriini'illiili hIiiIIohm. nr rlvtnm lit I hll idi Iililii4::m A. m.i New York, 7::t."t A. M. riilltnmi Nlrciilnir rnrM from llMrrlliiii" to I'lilliMliOpliln mill Niw York, riillmlt'lplilii iiHiiiui'rM i'iiii rt'iimln In Mi-i'iM't' mif list in Im'iI until 7:111 A.M. P:.T! . m. Trnln 4. ilnlly for Hiinlniry. IfnrrU-Init-u iiinl I Htm nii'illiitii HttilloiiN, iirrli Iiik tit I'hllllili'lplilii, il:.vj a. M.t New Vork, t:.'tl A. M. on week iluy mid I0.:irt A M. nn Hnn (Inyi Hull linori', ttr'Jii a. M.t Yi!litnirton, i::m A.M. In I Ima it cm-Mlmm Krlc mill Wlllliim iMii t In riillnilrlplilii. I'tiHtrnin'rw In sleeper for ItiiiUtnot anil Wnlilimion will lie trnnwM'rHMl Intil Viisliliitftonli'Mr lit llnr rUbiiri. I'livMi'iicrr I'mit'lic from Krli to riillliilclpliU lintl WlllliunMirt lo llnltl more. WE8TWAKII t:M n. m. Tniln t, dully rxri'pt Hiindny for Klftawiiy, liiiltoU, rli'iiiiont mill Inti-r-nn'illnlc Million. I.cuvi'i l(lltwiiy nt 3; III) P. M. for Ki ll-. :.vi n. in.--'I'riiln 3, dully for Kile mid liin-r-m(illiiii iHitnm. fl:J7 p. ni." I'liiln II, dully rxri'pt Kundiiy for Kmio ttnd IntiTmriltiili'rttitt Ioiim. THHOt'UII TKAINH l'OU DUll'TWOOll FROM THE F.AKT ANItHOIITII. TRAIN II Iimivimi riillmli'liililii K:l a. m. Wnililniftoii, 7.:Vi A. M.t Hull Iniiirt', H:M A. M.) Vllkflmiii', 0:A a.m.! ilnlly cxivpl Hun (lnv. nrrlvlnir ill llilfl wood lit il:-'7 I1. M. with l'li'llmiin I'nrlor I'lir from I'lilliidi'lplilii In SVIIIIlllllhlHM-t. THAIN :Iciiv(hNiw York lit H i. m.i IMillu dvlplilii, ll:Sii p. m.i WiiHliliiutoii, HI.4II n. m.t ltiililiiion, ll::Vi p. m.i dully arriving ut llrtftwiMMl III W:;V) u. m. rilllnlllll nlc.'jiln run from ritlltirii'lplilii to r'.rli mid from WnnlttitKtoti Htid lliilitmimi lo VlllliiniHHiri Rtid tlirouifli puM'iim'r rourhrn from I'lillii di'lplilii to Ki lu mid Itnltltmne to Wlllliinm poit. THAIN 1 lcnvwt ltunm-n nt fl:!ll n. in., dully e.xri'pt Hiindny, imlvliiK nt DrlflwiMiil 7:3) a. m. JOHNSON'nUHO IIAILIIOAI). (Dully except Humlny.) THAIN ID IravpH Klilttwny nt :: n. m.t .Tohn Honlnirff ut H:4A a. m.i ni'iivlnir nt t'liirmont Ht 10:4(1 ii, m, THAIN 20 Iciivm Clermont nt tO:!V) n. m. nr rlvlnir ut .loliiiaoiiliurg nt 11:44 a. m. nnd . HldKwny nt I2:IU u. ni. JJIDUWAY & CLKAKFIKLD K. II. DAILY EYCKPT SUNDAY. BOL'THWARD. NORTHWARD. P.M A.M.' iTio uTt HTATIUNiC llldcwity IhIiukI Hun A.M. I'.M. 1 M h: 22 17 A Oft nim ftA4 Aftl ft4N ft:i ft 2ft 1120 ft Ift A0U 12 1H p M Inland Hun I '- 12 22 P42 Mill lluvcn 1 21 12 ai W Croylnnd Ill 12 :w 10 (I) SlinrtHMIIlH 1 (rj 12 42 in ltt llliio HiM'k 12 Ml 12 44 11107 Vlncyiird Run 12 M 12 4K 10 10 I'nrrlvr 12 .KI 100 1022 Rnickwiiy vlllo 12. in 110 lo:r McMInn riunimlt 1'J :t4) 114 10W llnrv(.ya Hon 12 211 120 10 4.1 KuIIk Vrwk 12 20 14ft 10 M DlllloU 12 0ft TRAINS LEAVE RIDOWAY. EiiHtwurd. Wostwnrd. Trnln 8, 7:. 7 a. m. Train , 11:H4 a. m. Train 6, 1:4.1 p. ni. Train I, il:00 p. m. Train 4, 7:M p. m. Trnln II, 8:2ft p. m. 8 M. I'HF.Vt)HT, Uon. MannKur. J. R. WOOD, lien, l'niw. Ag't. PUFFALO, ROCHESTER & PITTS BUKGH RAILWAY. The Khort line between Dunuln, Rldowny, Bradford, Halumanca, ltulTiilo, ltochetdcr. Nlaxara FnlU and point In the upper oil region. On and after June 17th, 1M)4, paiwen cer tratim will arrU'oand depart from Fiilla C'rpek station, dally, except Hunday, aa fol lownt 1.30 p. m. and K.30 p. m. Accommodatlona from FunxHiitnwiiey and 111 k Run. S:60 a. m. lluffnlnand Rochester mnll For HriN'kwnyvlllc, KUInway.JolinmnlinrK.Mt. .lewett, Hradford.Hiiliimanca, HulTnlo and RocheHtr; connecting at .lohniMinhtirK with P. A E. train , lor Wilcox, Kane, w nrren, uorry anu r.rie. 10:59 a. m. Accommodullon For Hykox, Hlg Run and 1'unxHUtawncy. :tO p. m. Bradford Accommodallon For Heechtree, Rrockwayvllle, Kllinont, Car mon, Hldgwny, Johuaouburg, Mt. Jowolt and Bradford. i:10 p. m. Mall For DuBola, Pykea, Big Run I'unxautawney and WalHton. Paaaengera are requeHted to purchane tick ta before entering the earn. An exceHa charge of Ten renin will lie collected by con ductor when fare are paid on train, from all atutlona where a ticket office la maintained. Thousand mile ticket at two cent per mile, good for paasage between all atatloim. J. H. MclKTTHa, Agent, Falls creek, Pa. R. O. Mathbwh. G. O. IApbt, General Hupt. Oen. Pas. Agent Buffalo N. Y. Rwheater N. Y Ib what everyone getB who buy their SHOES at Gil eloji's Lmc Shob Houss, 2nd dcr froaVoetofJce; ill Satisfaction ! TO MAN AND HELREIt. THE MEANING OF A FAMILIAR ITEM WELL KNOWN TO WOMEN. Ilnw Kam fatctird the Wall Paper and i Fan Acted n Helper Adam and Ilia j Agricultural PunuilU 1 the Harden of : Rdrn Painted lij m Modern f:ve. i Thitt tuo familiar item on our lninli- cr'i IiIHh, "Tu Hum nnd liclpci'," Ib cx- ' JireaMve nf no lunch In our ilnlly tlnnim I tic rnlntlotm Itmt (inn nliiuwt forglvus tlio j jilninlHr tlio tyift nf the plir-iw. ! "I'll pntch tip tlmt pitiicroii tlio vn1l; yua lonvo it," iuyn Hum. Ami then Knm nrponm on n rtny when yon nro In tho think if wiiiio piirtictilnily uliHorlittiK honxchuld tnxk nnd ho miya: "I'vo cotno up enrly to nioiid tlmt pnprr, nnd if yon'll just iniiko poiiio pasto for nio, ploiixe, I'll go nt it." You rIkIi, tint tlu it chonrfull)', thinking, if it Ih rnrly in your married lifo, tlmt tlmt will be nil. irenpntly, however, there in n dninnnd for rnK"i ntpplmldiir, pull and whiRk broom. Those also yon got out and re turn to your work. "Fun," riilld Hum, "whnre have you hidilcii my brush? It wan in tho toolbox right in tho left hand corner, nnd it is gone. 801110 one must hnvo taken it" Agtiiu you leave your tnslc nnd go up KtnliH or down ntuirs to the pluco whonce conuith tho plnint und bohold tlio brush a littln to tho northctiHt porchiincp, but qnito in tlievinibloueighlinrhoodof that little left hand corner. Without evon a blush of Bhnmo he takes it, nnd yon re turn to your own work. Yon have bare ly boguu again, when Bum appear at tho door: "Whoro can I find a box tho right Rize to Ret 011 the itnitu, ru Hint I can put Rome brairda ncrosa on which to Rtnnd the Rtopluddoi ?" Yon think a minute, and yon know that the only box nvuiliiblo Ih 0110 filled with odds and ondg of needful kitchen things, but you reHlgnedly lay thorn all out on tho floor and give Barn the box, catching at the Rnme inomout a look which reveals that ho is about to ask you for the board. There are only two long boards on the promises, and those form a walk in tlio backyard. Still they can be takon up, and they nro but it entails vigorous brushing and cleansing. Then for a time Snm vanishes, and all is Beroue, but not for long. Thero are a clatter of boards aud notes of masculine trouble, which you ignore, until, And lug that it is not a tiny for taking hints, 8am calls again, "Fan, will yon please come and steady this thing, or I'll break my neck. " Of course you go, and of course yon And that he has not already brokan it. Yon get odds and ends of things together to even up and strengthen his rickety scaffolding, and then you sit on a step with your head up betweon the boards to stonily the lad dor, except when you vary it by hand ing a pasty rag, or a brush, or a match for his pipe. Then is the time you say, "To man and helper, three hours," and get your revenge, for Sam really sees the point. Now, it is a strange thing that it is always "man and helper." If a woman undertakes anything, as a rule she goes ahead and gets her things together and does it all by herself, but if a man starts any task not in the line of his ordinary business he will manage to draw to hlniHolf the Bssistniico of every woman within call. If it is driving nails, some one must hand the nails to him j wom an would keep them In her pocket or mouth. If be Is riveting something, the woman must hold the other hammer on the under side and get in her arm the jar of the stroke. If ho even mends his flshrod or ties his flies, she must bold the w xod thread or turn the rod with both hands. I do not see how any mar ried woman oan doubt the truth of the Scriptures. Why, to her, the fifteenth and eighteenth versos of the second chapter of Genesis sot the seal of truth fulness upon the whole. When man was made and put in the garden of Eden to tend It, he hadn't been there a day be fore woman had to be made to help him. He couldn't get along alone at all. Fancy him starting out to sow his rad ish seed and having nobody to ask how far she thought he ought to put the rows apart, so ha could put them soma other distance. It must have been awful I Poor Eve 1 For of all conditions of "helper" that of the gardener's helper is the worst. It is easy to imagine her her day's work over, as she supposes planning for a quiet rest upon a cool green bank through the long summer twilight Along comes Adam, belated in his work, because he had been cast ing his line from shady nooks into deep, mossy pools, where the speckled trout are lying, and he says to Eve: "My dear, won't yon come along with ma in to the garden t I haven't seen anything of my darling all day. Yon can sit on a nice soft stone in the path while I work," And poor, easily beguiled by love Eve gets up and follows right along, but, alas, the stone has not changed its nature any more than Adam has. It is not soft, and perhaps that is the reason why Adam does not keep her sitting there long. Good, kind Adamt Be wants the rake, and it is down at the house, or maybe it was a bower, and aha may as well bring along a measuring line,, of which also she may hold one end When she gets back. And then as Adam gets absorbed he absorbs more and more of Eva. She rakes up the weeds which ha has hoed out Sha holds up tba vines whioh be ties to the trellis. She trots back and forth for the primitive imple ments, nnd she smiles, ns If she enjoyed it, lint it is a wmtry woman who, ns dusk J-1 olds to darkness, nocoinp:uiies Adam to ti e house, binning tiutiirrons odds mill ends. It is her ciiiiinniisiititm, ns slid KicclH Abel mid his wife, who nre waiting for her, to hear Ailiitn telling bis sun, "I've itonn a lot in tlio uttrileti lottiKht. I think I'll lay nlT in the mid dle of the day tomorrow nnd take a try for those trout in I'aln's nieiulow brook." Now Yolk Times. DISLIKE NEW CLOTHES. Trainers of AnlttiaH Run ltlfikn In Appear ing In Thrin. "It is a Rtrnngn thing," Raid a well known trainer of nninmls, "how many outbreaks and accidents have resulted from a trainer wearing n Ktrattge cos tume. Quite recently a lady performer who had mmlu some alterations lu her dress had a narrow esctipn. The tignr with whom she usually appeared turn ed sulky from the start, and nt last ab solutely refused to do mm of the tricks. Its mistress nrsed nnd threatened to no purpose, end (limlly nttempted to use the w hip. The moment sho attempted to do so the infuriated nninial flew at her, and if it had not been for it boar hound which was performing with tboni, Miss 8. would probably havo lest her life. The brave dog snapped nt tho tiger nnd distracted its attention until his mistress hud succeeded in making her escape. Uiifoitnnatnly ho was injured by tho liner's claws." "How do you arennnt for HUnh out bursts T" "Tho tiger evident ly did not recognize his mistress in her chungo of costume. As a rule, very few alterations are made, Tho Maine dog alwnys appears in the snme net, and so on, tho idea of ac quaintanceship aud familiarity thus be ing maintained. Why, even if a hat or a wrap happens to lie within reach out side the arena the animal is snro to see it at once, and if it can got nt it will promptly tour it to pieces. " "Iiiive there boon many such acci dents recently?" "About a year ago a lion tamer in New York wore a full dress suit instead of his nsual niilitury costume at one of the performances. As soon as the lion snw tho change of clothing he mado di rect nt him. Now lions do not, like tigers, try to kill instantly, bnt strike out with thoir paws to knock their eno my down. In this case the lion's olaws oaught the trainer's face, inflicting se vere injuries. But he is still at tho busi ness, thuugh tho scars of the struggle are very plainly visible." "Do these outbursts ever have fatal results?" "Somotimes. Another lady performer mado an alteration in her dress that dis pleased the tigor with whom she was acting, whereupon the savage beast pounced upon her, killing her instantly. This animal has never been allowed to perform since. "Nineteenth Century. Quaint Shops. Every shop in Mexico bears a titla This custom has it humorous side. "The Storo of the Two Hemispheres" may be no more than three yards square, while "The Magazine of the Globe" carries a stock worth about 6. Bnt in the larger cities there are num bers of finely stocked emporiums of vari ous classes of goods. In all the mercan tile establishments there is the singular custom of pelon, whioh apparently coun terbalances any attempt at overcharging on the part of the proprietors. When you become a regular customer, a tiny tin cylinder is providod and hung up in the shop in full view of every body, marked with your name and your number. Every time that yon make a purchase a bean is dropped down into the cylinder, and at stuted times these are all counted, and for every 16 or 17, depending upon the generosity of the firm, yon are al lowed threepence in money or goods. This custom must be one of great an tiquity. London Correspondent A Kval Coamatle, To Berlin faotory girl belongs the credit of having found a new cosmetic. It had been noticed for a long time that very Saturday she would complain about toothache, which always entirely disappeared by Sunday morning. As sura as Saturday came around she would be seen with her faoa swathed In band ages, but otherwise attending to her duties as nsual. Finally the people be came curious as to what caused this reg ular recurrence of the evil, and one day the foreman in the factory loosened her bandage, and, lo I there wore two strips of mustard plaster on her cheeks. After close questioning she confessed that she had done the same thing every Saturday in order to have nloa red cheeks when going to church on Sunday morning. The plasters hurt her somewhat, but aha preferred a little pain in order to appear more winsome at church in the morning and at the dance in the after noon. A YarltebU Cariosity. Stranger I've curiosity for your museum a woman 103 years old. Manager Pshaw I That's nothing. Stranger Bnt this one has lost all her faculties, couldn't read through a telescope, couldn't hear Gabriel's tram pet, lost all her teeth, hasn't spoken in telligently in years. Manager Now you're talking I When' oan she come? New York Sun. It is said that there are 18 families in New York each of whioh has over 600,. 000 Invested In diamonds. Napoleon and Wii'dilns'ton. Sobered for tho moment by contem plating a prist danger which hud threat ened nim I hi lnt Ion, and by t!ia crowding responsibilities of the future, the. better stole of tho first consul's tuft nro whs for that time doinimitit. Ho fur 11.1 consistent With Ills nspliuMnns fur pe ryoiml power nnd glory, hn put into ptacticiil opera tion ninny of the, uni t important revo lutionary ideals, failing only in that which sought to snlistilttto a national for n Itomun chnrch. lint In this process he took full adviinttiKO of the state of French society to intikn himself indis pensable to tho continuance of French lifo on its new path. Incapable of the uoblo self abnegation which character ized the closo of Washington's career, by tho parade of civil liberty and a re stored social order ho so minimized tho popular, representative, constitutional sido of his reconstructed government as to erect it into a virtual tyranny on its political sldn. The temptation to niako the fact nnd the name fit ench other was overpowering, for tho self slyled common wealth, with n chief magistrate claim ing to hold his office as a public trust, was qnite ready to lie launched as a lib eral empire undo't) rnlerwho in reality held tho highest power ns n possession. "Lifo of Nitpoleou," by Professor William M. Slonno, in Century. Forrest's Trlbnte. Nato Salshnry once met Forrest, the great nctor. But lio had better tell the story himself : "It wits at Columbus, O., in the railroad station nt midnight It was cold, blrnk, biting weather, and tho old follow hobbled np nnd down the platform, but thoro was majesty even in his very hobble. An undertaker's wagon pulled up nt the Rtntlon, nnd a corpse was removed from it Tho baggageman carelessly hustled the body Into his dray and wheeled it down tho platform. As he halted, old Forrest broke tint into the most horriblo enrsing, and with his tonguo lashed the bnggngnmnn for his careless handling of the hnmau clay. Then he turned, approached the oorpse, and broke into tho oration nf Mark An tony over the body of Ciesar. No one was there but tho frightened baggage man and a handful of actors. Tho great actor's volco rose and fell, and the sub tle tears aud rosolnto thunder of the ora tion awoke the echoes of tho station as a grand organ in a ruujostlo cathedral. Be read every line of tho oration, and said in an aside speech, as a climax: 'There, take that, you poor clay in the ooffln. I'll be dead myeolf inside a year. ' And. he wns The Bin of Fretting-. Watch any ordinary coming together of people aud see how many minutes It Will be before somebody frets that Is, mokes a more or loss complaining state ment of something or other, which most probably every one in tho rooji, or in the railway carriage, or In the street, it may be, knew before, and which proba bly nobody can help. Why say anything about it? It is cold, it is hot, it is wet, it la dry; somebody has broken an ap pointment, or ill cooked a moal ; stupid ity or bad faith somewhere has resulted In discomfort there are plenty of things to fret about, if we are weak enough to heed trifles. It is simply astonishing how much annoyance may be found in the course of every day's living, even at tha simplest, if one only keeps a sharp lookout on that side of things. Even Holy Writ says we are prone to trouble as sparks to fly upward. Bnt even to the sparks flying upward, in the blackest of smoke, thero is a blue sky above, and the less time they waste on the road, the sooner they will reach it Fretting is all time wasted on the road. Helen Hunt IxmgaTltj of Anta. Sir John Lubbock, tha naturalist. who has done more to popularize the study of insect ways and habits than all the other modern entomologists com bined, has been experimenting to find out how long the common ant would live if kept ovof harm's way. On Aug. 8, 1888, an ant which had been thus kept and tenderly cared for died at the age of 15 years, whioh is the greatest age any speolos of insect has yet been known to attain. Another individual of the same species of ant (Formica fusca) lived to the advanced age of 18 years, and the queen of another kind (Laaius niger) laid fertile eggs after she had passed tha age of 9 years. St Louis Republic Tha Davll's Cap. In mediaeval dramas the part of tha devil was always played in a pointed red cap, with two side points or tassels. So much importance was attached to this cap that on one occasion, in Franoe, an actor refused to play, and the enter tainment was postponed because his "devil's cap" had been stolen and it was impossible to play the part of aatan without a proper headpiece. "Mot a Mara Clerk. Wealthy Parent What I Engaged yourself to young Tapes ter I Outrageous. The idea of a Van Juneberry marrying a mere store olerkl Daughter But ha isn't store clerk now, papa. He la a gentleman of leis ure. "Eh?" " Yes, he's been discharged. " Salina Herald. Shlloh's cure, the great cough and croup cure, is in great demand. Pocket size contains twenty-five doses, only 25o Children love it. Sold by J. C. King &Co. -2TX r "f" BIT 1 wi a an 1-1 - ABOUT THE - WatGhes We told you about last week, We arc selling lots of them. The PRICE MD QUALITY Sell them. It will catch you if you come and look. C. P. HOFFMAN. B'I'N'G Christmas Will soon be here and what to buy is the Question. Come in and we will try to help you. We have a nice line of Fancy Goods, Japanese China Ware, Fine Table Linen. Fine Towels, Muffs, Dress Patterns, Silks, Ribbons, Draperies, Gloves, Hose, Underwear, And many other articles too numerous to mention. Call and see. BING & OO. IF YOU WANT Revolvers. Gons, ammunition. Pipes, Tobacco, Gioars. Fen Knives. or anything in the SPORTING Line at Greatly Reduced Prices, go to ALEX. RISTON'S. ST & DO.