VOLUME 3. RKYXOLDSVILLE, PENN'A., WEDNESDAY, AVML 24, 1895 NUMIUSH 4!). The 1 Store with Tiny Prices Slash in A GRAND SUCCESS and a GREAT SALE! One year ngo if we had toM you that in April. Ij'.'.C). you could buy n Ten Hollar Snit of Clotlifn for Fivo Dollar you wouM have laughed at us but, nevertheless, it is a fact, woolen good are placed on the market to-day for less money than fhoddy cotton were one year ago. We have taken advantage of this great change in prices by buying all new goods this spring, therefore, we can and will sell you (Hood New Clothing Cheaper, yes, for one-half the price that our Competitors can sell you their old nhelf-vorn stock. Lixwmim tin CO 1 I if Mi i Spring Suits for Men! Men's Nobby Sack and Square Cut nuns, spring ana summer weights, dark colors that would of sold for ta.OO, offered at our store at only $2.77 A lot of Men's Fine Casslmeres, Chev iot and Worsted, medium welcht. suits all sizes, nicely made up, perfect fitting garmonta that would have sold for 10.00, offered at our store only at w vu ana vo w An Incomparable. line of the largest and finest collection of Spring attire for Gentlemen to be found in any store in the county. Every garment shown is new in style ana make. Mo back num bars, no old styles Prlaos are lower than they have been for 25 years. We want every gentle man to see our (10.00 line. It Is really astonishing what a good All-wool Suit fu.w wui tuy tnls season. All the sew and popular weaves for spring and summer la perfect fitting garments, thoroughly made and trimmed with an appearance of style and finish, only equaled and snatched by a tailor We can ft your eye, your form and paur pocket-book. Come in and see us See Oar Window Display ! Trunks and Valises! We are offering jrou a Trunk that has double stitched leather handles, malleable iron corners, reinforced all around, reversed slats, cover, hat tray, all for 92.00; actually worth $4.00. And we have Trunks from $2.00 to $6.00, all sizes and forms. Telescopes that formerly sold at $1.00 and $1.25, at our store only 75e Black and all colors of ralises from 60c. up according to size. Call and see them Above all, we want you to believe what we say, and cordially invite yon to call, and be convinced that we are the Lowest Price and The Only Reliable Clothier, Hatter and Reynolds Block. If i $ n n its if1 n h ta u Sweaters! We have them from 17c. up. A close ribbed, heavy weight sweater, well made and well worth One Dollar; our price Forty-five and Fifty Cents. Heavy wool sweaters in blue, black and white, close gauge, double kint col lars, worth Two Dollar; our price One Dollar. Then we have greys, creams and maroons. Every sweater from 17c. up is .all hand sewed and has extra long neck. .a o B M tm a. CO n ez OS 2 C3 Everything New In Style or Color In either Stiff HaU or Fedoras 1 Newest Style Stiff Hatr In Mocha, Tan and Black is represented in our Superb Showing of Spring Head wear for mea. The quality of the Stiff Hats that we show at the following prloes cannot be matched: 98c, $1.25, 91.50, 92.00, $aLa5f S250 S3. 00 Boys' and Children's Hate and Caps, Tarn O'Shantera, Eatons and Fancy Headwear. Every New, Novel and Sensible Style. See our Window Display. PriGes! SPRING SHIRT STYLES! Fresh from the field, of fashion ; fast, colors. Per cales, one turn down and one stand, up collar and a pair of cuffs, link or plain, all detachable, with each shirt. .Yea test j)at-tems,j)in-checks,in-dots, jr. .perfect fitgu a ra n teed, prices from 60c. up. Also a large line of hoys' hie Oxford, cheviot shirts that formerly sold at 50c, the price at our store only 2JfC. Also the same in men's at 2iie. Perfect fit guaran teed. See oar Windoiv Display. CD 3. CD 2 to CD 0 CD UMBRBLLflSI We have a Fine Line of all the Latest and Leading Patterns of Umbrellas. We have black sateen, guaranteed fast color and well put up, that Is actually worth $1.00; our price 63o. We show steel and wood stalks all sizes at the follow ing prices: 70o., 05o., $1.00, $1.15, $1.50, $1.00, $2.10, $2.25 and $3 00 Call and see them GLENN A. MILLIREN. Small Prices MH KE Blo Business I Boys' CLOTHES! Boys' very neat and servlcable Suits, Casslmeres and Satinets, this season's make, sizes 5 to 14, that would have sold at 11.60, at our store only 67o Boys' Doublo - Breasted, All-wool Cheviot, CasHimoro and Imported Worsted, made in the holghtof fashion, would have sold at $2.00 and $3.00, at our store only 08c Your choice of over 300 pairs All wool Cheviot, Casslmere and Imported Worsted Boys' Knoe Pants, worth double our asking price, that wo offer 25o. and up Then we have the Ironclad Double Breasted Suits (same as above cut) that formerly sold at $4.00, $5.00 and $6.00, at our store only $1.50, $1.75 and $2.00 Men's Fine Balbrlggan Underwear that formerly sold at $1.00 we are offer ing you for 25o. or 50o. a suit get prices and see the goods Men's Furnisher in the county. EN RAPPORT. Clasped In thy arms, with my head on thy breast. All Is forgotten of sorrow nnd woe. Kothln I feel but pmrr, Infinite rest. Holil mo, bolorcd, thus, temlerly no, Ai;low with tho lnvo Hint fori ver In thine, 1 lift toy check to thy witliii;: ranw. F( vr hrnrts nmy ilrlnli of tin. J"y tint la mine. Few tongues HUi'h mpturu can truly confers. Clasped In thy nrmn, with my hend on thy brofwt, 1 feel thy heartbeats hnvo quickened for mei With gladdest Joy now my f:ml in iowM'iwL Llfu would bo empty without lovo nnd thee. Bomo uny, brlovwl, thnt llfo Is n dronm; Tlint nt donth'i coming wo will but awake. But If the waking n pnrtlnR doth srem Let me drrnm ever for sweetenl lore'a flake. Jane Msnldin In Mew Orleans Picayune. CHANDLER WItOTE IT THE OLD DOCTOR WANTED AN OR DER RELEASING HIS SON. The Secretary of the Navy and Prenlrient Arthur Were Going Flailing and Didn't Want to Be llotlx-rcd, but Chancrd Their Mlnda When Thry Heard the Argument. In tlio Rontlicrn jmrt of Orlc-nns enmi ty lives a doctor who is known fur nud Wide among tho country folk, and whoso fnine extends likewise into cities fnr from his homo. Tho doctor In n gentlomnn of the old soliool, ronrtooHS, with n potithorn mv cent when he becomes oxuitod, for ho wns burn in Viininln. Tlio wotat thing that enn boMlrt nhnntthia doctor is tlint ho is an extremely hnrd swenror. He swenrs a littlo wlion ho' is culm, but when he is excited his vocnbnlnry of in vectives IsnlmoHt withontarivnl. Many stories nro told nbont this fnmons old doctor, and this Is one of them: The doctor had a son, nnrl nil his nf foutious seemed centered in him. Uoro solved that this son should becomo a doctor, aud thnt the father's mantle Fhould fall npon tho son's shoulders Bat tho boy disappointed him. When bo Krcw up, ho didn't wish to study medicine. Ho said ha had no tnsto that way No piano of lifo seemed to fit his Ideals exactly. Ho tried this, nnd he tried that, and nothing satisfied him. At last ho decided he wonld go to West Point Tlio doctor yielded, and the son trlod tho prolimiunry examina tions, passed them aud was appointod a cadet Ho tiled the ontrnnoe examina tions, passod them aud nt last became a real ondet at West Point, Even the old doctor was proud and happy now. But tho son did not do as well ns ho had expected at Wost Point. He fonnd that things military In reality were not ns things military in ldoality. Ho tried the January examinations and failed. His heart was broken. Like many an other yonth bofore him, ho could never bear the dlsgraoe by going homo, 8o be made as large a fool of himself ns he oonld and enlistod in tho navy, nt tho Brooklyn navy yard. His father recol vod notice of his son's rash act and said nothing. His heart was too full. Bnt he throw a few necessities into his grip and that very night started for Brook lyn. There ho found the admiral. He told him the story. Ho bogged him to do something for him, but tho admiral could do uotbing. His hunrt seemed brokou. Was there no hopo? Tho admi ral told him be oonld go to tho secretary of tho navy, state his case, and perhaps something might be done. He could promise nothing, bnt nt least it might be tried. The old doctor clntohod at this light hope, and without waiting to eat anything he took the vory first troin for Washington. All these things happened during the first year of Arthur's administration, aud, as every one knows, William E. Chandler was secretary of the navy. Arthur and Chandlor were sportsmen, and whenever they had the chanoe they would set onton little fishing exonrsions of their own. Now, it happonud that thev were just ready to go forth upon one of these little jaunts when the old doctor arrived in Washington. He drove straight to the home of the secretary of the navy and found he was at the White House, so to the White Honse went the dootcr post haste. Be Inquired for Chandler and was told that he and the president were just starting for a fish ing trip and oould not be seen. "But I must see him, suhl It is very important, suhl" exolalmed the doctor. He was using his soft southern accent now, for he was very exoited. "But you can't, sir," said the serv ant "I can, sun, and I will, suhl" and with no more words he pushed the as tonished servant out of his way and strode through the halL "Where is the secretary of the navy, suh?" he asked the first person he met "In thai room, sir," said the man, pointing. The doctor rapped and walked in, There stood the president and the secre tary, getting their things together. "I am Dr. , and I've come to get my ion baok, suhl" said the doctor, and then he told the story of his son's mis take. The secretary looked nt him and then at the president "I'm sorry, sir," he said, "but you have coma at the wrong tima We oan't bother with such things now. We are going on a trip. President Arthur and I, and we do not like to be Interrupted. " Here he bowed and stopped. The old doctor drew himsolf up, look ed down at him, for Mr. Chandler is not a large man. His old eyes fairly blazed. He teemed choking. Suddenly he burst forth in a voioe of passion i "Do yon think that I nm going to let my son stay In that ship, mill, to give you the rlniiico to kill a few tnnnsly no account Ushr Do you think I nm going to break my heart so thnt yon ran hnvn ynh plonsnrc' hook nt mo, snh! I liavo not oaten n tliinu slnro Inst iilclit, uttli! Sco tho dtnt of travel npi'n niv rln'sl Do you think tlint 1 h:vo traveled ni;;lit and dny, and now ! am going to ln put off becnusn yon are going ilxliinu? Who am yon, snh? Ynn nro my servant, pulil Who pay ynh Hillary? 1 do, suhl Y!v pays yoli rent? I do, suhl Who owns llm bont yon go off fishing in? 1 do, and now, wheu 1 voiiiu to iihk you to got my sou out of my nnvy, you have not time because yon are going fishing! By, mh, if you don't get my son off that ship, old as I am, I'll thrash yoh hold right off yoh body I" Tho old doctor stopped, breathless. His two hearers looked at him auliust, for a niinnto no word was spoken. At Inst President Arthur said, "Cbandlrr, I guess you'd bettor write that order. " Chandlor wrote it, and a little later three men might have been seen onpiiped In discussing three bottles of claret They were all smiling, but ono of them hnd n look of great happiness on his grand old faeo. It was tho old doctor. Kochestor Post-Express. A CRITIC SURPRISED. Lord Randolph Clinrehurn frothing Intnr vlew With a Hypercritical Itandy. Lord liandolpli Churchill took a very koon artistic delight in his wifo's mu sical accomplishments, bnt ho was mi Willing that any one else shnnhl speak disparagingly of them. Atari entertain ment once, where sho hnd consented to exeonto a brilliant dash on tho piano, n tall youth with bangs and a motmelo was observed paying a langnid and rath er insolent attuntion to tho music, stand ing closo enough to tho performer to havo his comments easily overheard by hor. Lord Handy was close at hand, too, nnd presently heard the vapid youth remark: "Deuced fine mnsle, yon know, but it lacks woal soul it lacks wcnl son!. " To tbo oritio's astonishment a inns cnlnr yonng mnn, with a big mnstacho, whom he had not noticed before, whis pered in his ear: "For a shilling I'd wallop the lifo ont of you!" He hastened to withdraw, but with out discovering the Identity of the nn thor of tho menace. The noxt day, to his delight, ho receivod nn invitation to the ChurobillB' home. Of oourse ho no oepted with avidity. On entering he was met by his threatening neighbor of the night before, who, ho nt once dis cerned, must be Lord Randolph. He prooeedod no farther than the eutranoo hall, for Churchill beckoned in tho di rection of the drawing room, and out floated Lady Churchill. "This fellow has come to apologize to you for his remark of lost night, " hissed Lord Randolph. "Now," to the strnngor, "down on your knees!" Down went the dandy, lisping out the most abjoct ploa for forgiveness. Then he was turned over to a footman, to be putignomlniously out of the door, while the host followed his retreating figure with a roar of derisive langhter. Kate Field's Washington. Carious Fact. The medioal statistics of this country have beon studied by Dr. John T. Bil lings from the racial standpoint He de duces many curious facts: The infan tile doatb rate among the blacks is very high; the race itself is shorter lived than the white; it is less liable than the white to malaria, yellow fever and can oer, but succumbs more readily to tu be rouloais and pneumonia, Irish chil dren survive infantile diseases, but the sdult death rate is high; tuberculosis, pneumonia and alcoholism out them down. Germans are especially liablo to digestive disorders and cancer. Jews have a low death rate; they live long; their diseases are diabetes, locomotor ataxia and kindred nervous ailments. Zion'a Herald, Boston. Chlnagjima, I frequently resent the rich roasts given Chioago society by the terrible Town Topics, but now and then I am forced to admit that some of its wild and weird whoppers are not alto gether unprovoked. At the reoent Fel lowship Club ladies' layout I overheard one of the offioera Importune a brilliant boulevard bean not to be in a hurry to leave, as Mm Alice J. Shaw was about to appear add whistle. "Ia that so?" tjaculatod the swagger swelL "Then I'll stay a bit longer. I knowed hor over ia London. "Chioago Weekly. A Carefal Bridegroom. Bridegroom (about to marry the youngest of three sisters) My dear friend, I want you to stand right behind me during the oeremony and keep your eyes open. I am verv nearsighted, and I am afraid they might substitute the oldest sister at the critioal moment Fliegende Blatter. "Tho Blue Bells of Sootlond" was the work of Anuio MoVicar, aftorward Mrs, Grant, tho daughter of a Scottish orQoer in the British army. The melody was long believed to be Scottish, but is now known to be of English origin, be ing au old English folk song. Karl's Clover Root, the great blood purltler gives freshness and clearness to the complexion and cures constipa tion, 2.M)ts., 50cU., tl.00. Sold by J. C, King & Co.