A Valentino. A(!C"pt, dear wife, thin little token. Ami, II between the lines ynu seek, Vou'll find the love I've oftcu spoken- Tho lo- I'll always love to spenk, Our liltlo ones arc making merry With unco ditties rhymed In et, But lu these lines though awkward very, 'Xlio genuine article's csprowed! 'u nro no fair nnl sweet and tender, Daar brown-eyed little sweetheart mint. And when It enllow yo'ith, nnd slonder, I askod to he your va'emlue. What though thine, years o( ours he fleeting? What though lheo years of ours bs flowu? I'll mock old Kronos with repenting ' love my love, and her alone!" An l when I fall before hit reaping, Ami wheu my stuttering speech Is dumb, Titlitk not my love I ilea I or sleeping, Hut that It waits for you t come. Po tnke, denr love, tlil little t"k"n. And If there apenks In any lino The sentiment I'll fain have spoken, ffiy, will you kiss your valentine? Emma Field. humorous. "Doctors' Comniotm"-Ornvoyards, Hen-sick uess is a famous euro for pomposity. Sonto short men will not go into society unless they can go with ft very tall girl. Ouns nro only human, nfter nil. They will kick when the load becomes too heavy. "Whnt paper iloes Grabber take?" "Homctimos the janitor's nud some times the boarder's. Mrs. Higbce Most people mnko the beat of everything. Mrs. Bobbins Wo hnvo a eouk who doesn't. "Does he know anything nbout art?" "N'ot a thing. Why, ho doesn't evcu know enough nbout it tokctureon it." Cnscy I bought these four-dollar trousers in a lit of economy. Seward surveying tho trousers) I don't sec tho fit Magistrate You nre accused of not cupportiug your wile. Prisoner Your Honor, yon don't know how unsup portnblo sho is. Nothing disgusts a man aoat luck of punctuality as to nrrive at a meeting plnce fifteen minutes lute and find his frieud not there yet. "Johnuio w hat makes you tell yonr mother you nro sick? She'll mnko you tnko medicine." "Certainly sho will, but then she'll pay me for takiu it." New Bonnier The sun never enters this room. Lnndlndy That will make it a dollar more ; you enn sit by tho window without duuger of getting freckled. Hotol Gnost Now, are yon suro that this bud is quite clean? Maid Yes, sir. Tlu sheets were only washed this morning. Just feel 'cm; they ain't dry yet 1 Tho girls who eainot sing or piny Hhould not repine or sigh ; That Is to any, provided they Aro not induced to try. First Man Flinger throws his mouoy nbout like a madman I really believo he's half cracked. Second Man Very probably. He's three parts broke, anyhow. Judge You ore charged with as sault and buttery. What have you to eay? Prisoner Xot a word, yeron tier. It was sayin' too much got me into this scrape. She I think the spring the best time of the year. I love it He, (self-made man) Well give mo the cud of the year. I thiuk the automotio tints aro so fine. "How to Baisea Boy" is the leading artiolo in a magazine for family read ing. The best way we know of is to bow tho boy a telegraph polo that overlooks a circus. First Tramp Are you in favor of the inooiuti tax? Second Tramp You bet I am. I go further'n that I'm iu favor of giviu' every man an income to be taxed. She This is a dreadfully close room. I shall suffocate, I am sure. I feel my breath going now. He Don't worry, my deur. It had much Letter go than stop. Morrison (confirmed baohelor) Don't you sometimes wonder what babies ery about? Peter (raised six) Don't need to ; I know. The most of 'em cry about all the time. ''How happy Nellie must ba ; she " "Happy, wbouher father really forced her to marry the man on account of his wealth?" "I know ; but the other girls are dying of envy. What do .you call happiness, if that isn't" Tommy, did you And out anything about tbe origin of the dollar mark?" Tommy I asked paw about it, and he aid the straight lines stood for the pillars of society aud the crooked one for the way they got their money. There art at present no fewer than 10,000 camel at work in Australia. TOR FARM AM) (UROES. MAKR TUB HOMET ATTRACTIVE. In storing honey for winter the sec tiona should be taken from the snper nfter removing the propolis from tho edges of tho sections. Grade aud place in clean crates, keeping tho light nnd dark honey separate. Now, clean cratos nlways attract the buyer's atten tion aud help to sell the honey. Now York World. CAMS Or OAHDEX TOOLS. Don't leave any gnrduu tools out over winter. Collect them all aud store iu a shed or barn, aud take enro of tho racks nud trellises. Housed over winter they will Inst for throo or four yenri, if substantially mado to bo gin with. 11 it left out in winter they will seldom outlast the secoud soasou. American Agriculturist. SHELTER FOR HIIEEP. The wool of tho sheep is an cflieieut protection naiut cold, ho long ns it is kept dry. Wheu wet it only adds to tho slurp's discomfort, as tho wool, being porous, exhales moistur.j very rapidly nud cools its body accordingly. With a dry place to sleep in sheep will never suffer from cold except at the lmnhiug time, when a warm placo is always necessary. Iu roiny weather it is better to keep tho sheep shut up in their shelter. They nre anxious to ba out of doors sometimes, when if they had reason sufficient to think thoy would know th)y wore better under shelter. Tlio owner can judge better when thoy ought to go out than thoy cau judg.) for thcmsjlvcs. Bos ton Cultivator. TOP DRESHED W'EIEAT AND BYE. Tho greatest valuo of top dressed wiutcr grain is tho protection it af fords against tho ropoatod fro czing and thawing of tho ground, by which tho roots aro broken and tho plants aro thrown out of tho soil, nud killed. Constant froczing does not harm, aud, onco tho ground is frozen, tho aim should bo to keep it so. This is dono by covoriug tho surface with nny kind of litter that will shelter it from tho warm sun and prevent thawiug. It is obvious that, if at the samo time somo food can bo given to tho crop, that will be an additional gain. Conse quently, whilo a covering of straw only will bo of service, a covering of manure willve much bettor, for the solublo parts of the manure will bo washed into tho ground and help to feed tho crop. It is obvious that a top dressing of manure taken fresh from the stables will thus be better than any other, and will certainly bo advisable to put tho manure mado during the winter on the land. It .will do no barm to draw it whun tho surface is frozen, but it is not udvis able to go on tho land with wagons and loads when it is soft and wet New York Times. GOOS IM WINTER. To get eggs in winter it is necessary to do everything possible to get and keep the hens under the best condi tions for laying. In other words, the poultry-house must be mado warm and dry, wind and waterproof, and tho hens fed regularly on a variety of food. Confinement is as irksome to fjw'a as it is to men,and whilo a neces sity when snow covers the ground, it will be much less felt it the poultry house is large euough to allow them to move about freely, than if they are kept busy from mornin; till night, scratching in the earth or straw for oats. Many people think it desirable to warm poultry houses artificially. This is quite a mistaken idea. If the cracks are filled up aud the house made wind and water proof nothing more will be necessary. Artificial heat will tend to enfeeble the birds aud render thorn more liable to disease, and will cause the lice to multiply at an alarming rate. After all hens are much like their owners. To do their best th ey reqnire to be made comfortable. Luxurious living is apt to make them grow fat and lazy and cease egg production at the very time wbon it is most wanted. The effects of coddling are about as bad as those of neglect New York World. TBAIKIXO THE COLT. from the day he is foaled, a oolt should be gradually accustomed to obedieuoe. Feed him a lump of sugar that he may weloomu your coming, then gently handle him, moving him bout, and he will soon obey many commands. He must be gently mas tered from the first by a man who is cool-hea.lod and pleasant, never hasty, excited or angry. ' Traia him to the halter, to currying a strap aud t length the burnous and bridle. Backing is ono of the most difllcnlt ldssons. Stand behind the colt and slightly to one side, so that the lines passing through tho lug strap will draw across hia quarter. While dis tinctly saying tho word "Back," pull the reins backward and a little to one sido with a quick steady pull, nnd in stantly slnckon. At first this will only turn him to one side, but by stroking his head, and feeding him a morsal, ho can be pulled a little to tho other side in tho same way, and will soou respond to the roins. Next, by stand ing diroctly behind him he may be trainod to back, always slacking tho rein tho moment tho colt begins to back, so that ho will learn that he cnu roliovo tho backward pull by backing. Finally, tench him to back at tho word without tho pull or with ouly tho slightest pressure. Do a very littlo at a time, being careful Dover to tiro tho colt, aud bo satisfied with slow pro gross. Tho colt docs not learn so quickly ns a man does. Farm, Field nud Firside. VAI.fE OF CORN STALKS. Farmers nro beginning to realize tho valuo of corn stalks ns food for furm animals. The great drought has com pelled them to recognizo tho worth of this hitherto wasto product on many farms, aud if moro care were exercised iu socuring tho corn stalks in good condition they would bo iu more de mand. Professor Henry, of tho Wisconsin Experiment Station, recently con ducted somo experiments to test tho profit in cutting up dry corn stnlkn. Four good cows woro fed for two weeks on stalks that bad been run through a cutter and then for two weeks on wholo stalks, tho same amount of corn meal and bran being led iu both cases. It was found that 721 pounds of cut stnlks mndo ns much milk nnd butter as 1,133 pounds of whole stalks. This meant a saving of thirty-six per cent by passing tho fodder through the cut tor. Tho wholo stalks were largely wasted, for tho cattlo could not eat them as readily ns thoy ato tho cut stnlks. Not only was this great saving mado in feed, but tho remnants left by the cattlo aro far better for bed ding. To bo at its bast corn fodder should bo cut into pieces less than an inch in length, crushul or shred led, and fed with somo kind of grain, moistened enough to stick to the stalks, and fed at least twice a day. For roughago tho stalks cau bo thrown out to bo eaten whole. Iu this case they can be mado much moro palatable by sprink ling over them water strongly impreg nated with salt. Cornstalks aro liable to heat aud mildew and should bo fod out before spring. It is always ad visable to uso tho poorest fodder dur iug tho wiuter, whun tho stock wille.it heartily and enjoy that which they will hardly touch Inter on wheu spring weather renders their appetites some what capricious. FARM AND OARDEN NOTES. Shelter and care are cheaper than food for animals. Clover hay and oorn fodder are the best feeds for miloh cows. Turkeys of about ton pounds in weight find the readiost sale. Give tho December calves bright hay, skim milk and middlings. Iu feeding cut greeu bones allow oue pound to every sixteen hens. Fattoning sheep do best confined in small pens without the use of yards. Horses are fond of crauberries and a pint of them ouoe or twice a week makes the coat glossy. Milk is a great egg food, as it is chemically similur to tho white of an egg, beiug rich in albumen. Potash is the chief fertilizer to be applied to fruit trees, particularly after thoy come into bearing. As a rule, aged brood sows are the most prolitio, the best mothers and produce the most vigorous offspring. Be kind and patient with the oolt Upon his early treatment depends much of a horse's sucoess after matu rity. Harnesses with no projecting hamea or metal turrets should be used in bearing orchards. Those requiring; no whifHetrees are also useful Finely out straw, wet with hot water, plenty of meal mixed with it, and allowed to soften from one feed time to another, will make a cheaper ration than if blgh-prioed hay were fed. Potash may be bad in wood ashes, and muriate of potash. It is most com monly used in the lutttr form. An annual application of potash should bo made upon boariug orohards. Of the muriate from 500 to 700 pouuds may be u.od to the acre in muture or chard. , BETWEEN SEASONS. FEMININE COSTUMES FOB IJt CLKMEXT WKATIIEK. k Bilk Shirt That Defies Storm and Blush Over-Jacket of Pl-sh Fashionable and Fascinating Hats Economical Fichu. WE are just now between the seasons of winter and spring, when every inven tive feminine mind is called into action to create a costume which, Mys the New York Mail and Express, will be suitable to counter act the fads and fancies of that change able jade, "The Weather." A special inspiration upon this subject is fur nished by the accompanying double column illustration. Here you have a moire antique silken skirt which hangs smoothly from the waist, and in case of being caught suddenly in inclement weather the wearer can fold it gracefully about her and defy storm, mud and even slush. The beauty of the silk is that no matter how much dust or rain falls on it the surface remains smooth, glossy and untarnished. Should any chemical seriously change the color for the in stant a littlo Peruvian bark juioe will revive the old time beauty. For a jacket fashion a princess waist, with shirred belt and yoke and large sleeves. This should be trimmed with French braid. The over-jacket is of plush. It can be of any dark rich tint The wide Directoire collar gar niture makes the plump woman as thin as Bernhardt. A reader who enjoys by nature those slender proportions should widen the collar at tho waist and shoulders. The dainty vest can best be manufactured of passemen terie, and of this trimming there are no loss than twenty different kinds this season. Jet passementerie, how ever, is always rich, graceful and ele gant in appenranoe. The costume is snrmounted by jet toque, simple in fashion but very fetching and natty. The novel gloves are ornamentod with jet. This last foible is the fancy of that clover Eng lish dame, Mrs. Boerbnbm Tree, who has arrived in New York from Lon don. It may be said in regard to this costume that social leaders are deeply intcrostod in the creution of artistio wear for inolcmetit weather, and are all models of grace, culture and fash ion in this particular field. The hats this year form the chief food of comic literature and club gos sip, co it ceetns women ought to re form the fashion of the chapear;. Jf they do not the men say they will be Bookless, for, whether it be In opera teat, horse car, elevated road or as sembly hall, a man has to make his neck into an elastic stretcher in order to see or hear anything in front of him wheu women are present. We show two speoimen Lats here whioh are examples of the medium fashion and are yet fashionable aud fasoinat ing. One is the "Toreador" of felt velvet and feathers, to be worn at evening functions; the other is the "The Nethersole," aud is a creation of wire framo, velvet, satin rosettes, dia mond buckles and feathers. AN ECONOMICAL FICHU. For a woman with a limited income to acquire an air of fashion this sea ion requires a deal of thought and a most careful selection of materials. Of course, silks are cheaper than tiny A Tichv fob xvsxnca WXAB. ever were before, but fashionable trimmings are dearer. The latest novelty in ornameutation is to em broider satin and velvet gowns with burnished steel and ivory sequins as WEATHER-DEFi'INO COSTUME AND FA811IONABLE IT.AT3. mall as pin beads. The burnished steel aequins are nntarnishabte and make a most brilliant and effective adornment for black, white or pink or gray satin, indeed, any color ) yellow satin peppered with scintillating steel sequins is especially gratifying. The modish skirts, which are more like an umbrella than ever, fitting tightly around the hips, growing fuller at the knees and finishing in a hem of enor mous width, are chiefly ornamented with radiating lines of open work em broidery of burnished steel, which is effectively introduced into the seams. An ideal gown for a handsome matron is a tnrquolHO blue velvet, with skirt and bodice absolutely plain and re lieved only by great puffed sleeves of white satin, embroidered with mutallio sequins, and oabochons, whioh cluster thickly at the elbow and from thence radiate toward the ehouldor. Among other enchanting extravagances of the season is cloth of gold, whioh is used with skirts of the subdued aud unob trusive richness of poult de soie. Of course, in using those glittering orna ments and rich cloths eoonomy has but little opportunity to display itself. It is in the smart flohu for evening wear shown in the illustration that economy may "get in its fine work." The deep frill is of ecru net Venioe lace. The arrangement is exceeding ly simple. It is finished in the baok with at rosette and follows the outline of the corsage, making a pretty frame for a decolletogo. The bow, with stole ends, is one of the favorite adorn ments of the season and can be of any color the wearer prefers. As black and white is destined to be in favor nntil the Parisians and Bussians doff their mourning, black satin and black velvet ribbons are greatly in vogue. This flohu, the simplicity of which is characterized by its name, "La Mar guerite," may be easily made by any skillful housewife. FROCK FOR A LITTLE OIRL. This frook is of figured goods lined with chamois fibre. Very wide skirt bordered with fur. Yoke of plaited cerise silk edged with two rows of bouillione. Bretelles and rosettes of FOB OIRL FIVE TO EIGHT TEARS. wide cerise satin ribbon. Shouldei jockey edged with fur. Tight fitting sleeve with large puff on top and edge of fur at wrist. Material required, forty-two inches wide, for girl sis years old, four yards. EIQH-CTT EVENING DRESSES. Among the notabla changes in fash ion that are gradually finding their way to general favor are the high-cut evening dresses or those having this effect. Some of the waists are out low after the niual style, but are filled in with appropriate material, which it brought high around the throat and finished with a jeweled or other fanoy collar. A handsome dress of striped silk has a low-out waist with the neck filled in with chiffon of the color ol the lightest stripe in the costume. This is gathered to a band at the throat, and over it is worn any of the popular stock collars or velvet band embroidered in jewels. A blsok-vel-vet dress has the back and front in V-shape, with the fllling-in of cream white chiffon. The velvet is heavily wrought with finest out jet in large arabesques. A pattern of this garni ture covers one side of the front, nar row bands finish the seams of the sides of the skirt and a pointed belt with long fringe of jet finishes the waist line. The shoulders are embroidered in smaller arabesques and a deep fringe is set on along the edge of the open ing at the bust A collar of velvet wrought with jet has a very fine fringe of beads alt around. The large sleeves are gathered into bands at tne elbows and are trimmed to match the oollar. THE STORY OF SHIM COMMANDERS DECEIVED. A Hlstorle Battle of the Rsbslllon and Its Surprises. The hill providing for the purchase of the Hhlloh battlefield, whleh eomtrlsns a tract of shout Hires thousand aeres, baa bean signed by the 1'resldent, and ate will at ones bs tnkento convert the place Into a national military park. This Impllni the eonseera. tlon of a series of ruo-ed hills ami Intersect. Ins ratine, where one of the greatest cf mod ern listiles oceurroil. Fate was eurlnuslt Ironlenl In causing sueh an Important event to happen where tlm conditions and sur roundings were ao Inslunllleant. It was a spot without a single thing lo recommend It for n purpose of that kind, There was simply a ateamboat InndlRii, with woodnd bluffs ris ing a huudred feet shots the river, a wagon rond loading out past a small cabin, and a hewed log ui'etliig-houe forlornly standing among the trees, and now and then a little psteli of eb-aml and plowed land, accentu ated In one Imtnnen hya cluslerof gooanlmrry bushisi Tho t eih'rnl troni had not been brought there with view to Inviting an at tni k, or with any idea on the part of their commanders that an stuck would bs mado. They were merely getting r-ady to march twenty mile nntos the country nnd under take thn capture of Corinth, whom His Con feib'rati'S wto strongly fortified, and should have waited, ncourdliig to the science of war, to he attacked. It was the unexpected that happened when the Federal camps were nrousod that mo mentous Hundny morning by the sounda that denoted tho beginning of the battle. The aurprlm was complote, writes Mr. Henry King In the Ht. Louis (llohe-Demoorat, lu the aenM) that a gennrnl eugagnmeut had not beeaj anticipated or auspeuted, aud that thet'on federatn army wna atlll bellevod to lie at Corinth, wheu In fact It was Just beyond the picket line, and had been there during nil of the previous night. It seems strange that such movement, Involving a four day's march of about 40,01.0 men on a main traveled road, was not discovered; but the fact re mains that It was not, and the explanation la lo be tound In Its reversal of a fundamental rule of military science, whereby the Federal commanders were thoroughly deceived. There had been several severe skirmishes In Hie preceding two or three dnys, nnd reports ol the preaeuce of heavy bodies of the enemy at outlying points; but this was Interpreted to mean nothing morethau revonnolssanee In force. On Kunday, Hhermnn wrote to Orntit, "I do not appreht-nd anything llkean attack upon our position," though theeueniywas then almost wlthlu striking distance; nnd on the snme day (Irani telegraphed to Hslleck. "The main force of the enemy la at Corinth," adding at a Inter bour, "I bate senroely the fulntest Idea of an attack (general one; being made upon us." "The fact Is," Grant frankly aays In his Memories, "I regarded the campaign we were engnged In as su offenslts one, and bad no Idea that the enemy would leave strong entrenchments to take the Initiative when bs knew ba wotdd be attacked where bs was If lie remained." He Is not quite so candid, however, when he goes on to say that, not withstanding this view, "every percautloa was taken nnd every effort made to keep ad vised of all the movements of the enemy." As a matter of fact, there was no Federal cavalry In front of the lines on aeouting duty and no kind of entrenchments for the pro tection of soldiers In case of an attack. The enemy marched unobserved to a point within two miles of the Federal tents and formed three lines of battle, extending along the wbolo Federal front. Even alter the attack was made and several regiments bad been driven back It wot not believed that a regu lar battle was In progress. The orders for reinforcements were given slowly, and It was two or three hours before the true situation wna fully realized. Thus a decided advan tage was gained by the Confederates at the start If this attack bad been apprehended, Ibey would not bate been permitted to "get the bulge" In that way, and would not have found so many of tbs Federal troopa la whnt Uragg called "costumes better fitted to tbs bed-cltamber than to tbs battle-field." I, is true, as Qraut snya. that "tbs battle begnn Ly the National troops oponlng fire on the enemy," but It Is true only (a a technical wny, and not In the roepect of proving thai there was no surprise. A Missouri reglnin vthj T;7;S hW. Zizv'-lil ny to? Jiooro n iv.-.sccd In friSt of the plckst-ilnj nbout 0 o'clock lo tbs morning on a recoT nolrsiincc. Coming to an open field. It en countcrod Hnrdee'a corps, aud fired upon It, and lu a-few minutes tbeConfederatee march es forward in line of battle, carrying every thing before them. Colonel Moore bad sus pected, from an experience of the previous evening, that there was a formidable force In tbe vicinity, and so bad ordered bis men to put two dny's rations In their haver sacks, aud tbls was the only regimen: that bad a ration for tbe battle. The tents of tbe oomniaads first attacked were riddled with shells and bullets before tbs troops oould seize tbelr arms and fall Into line. It was a fcena of general confusion ami dismay, and tbe camps were hastily abandoned. But tbe shock of astonlsnment was lojn over. Tbe momentum and per sistence of tbe assault left no room for doubt that the army from Corinth was there. Lines of resistance were rapidly formed, the furious onset was obe;ked to some exteut, and then ensuied a conteat that aixnifled a square test of personal courage and endursno. with out any chance of invasion or mitigation. Tbe long roll was sounded, In one after another of tbe camps of the different Federal divisions as tbe fighting at the front became more and more aevere. It was a beautfoJ morning of cloudless aky and general sun shine, ushering In a day that iu to be made hideous with smoke and tumult and all the elements of a oapaolous tragedy. There was a hasty buckling on. of cartridge-boxei and shouldering of guns, and lines of glitter ing bayonets were visible In all directions. The cannonading gradually Increased lu volume, and at Intervals there would be ad ded a heavy crash ot musketry. Orderlies and staff officers galloped down tbe road and disappeared on by-paths among the trees. It was between two and three miles from ths front to tbe rear, and la the whole apace there was a scene of commotion out of which a regiment would emerge from time to time and march toward the Dhiloh meeting-bouse, where tbs conflict was raging. Strains of martial music could ba beard, dying away in the distance to tbe time-marking drum tap. Aa occasional Bag would be unfurled on tho crest of a bill, and tben would pass out of sight on tne otber side. Wounded burses cams trotting back from tbs' battle, some with empty saddles on tbem, and others srttb, artillery barneas. Tbeae were followed by limping soldiers rltb bloody garments, and squads and companies of panic-stricken fulp Uves who thought tbs day was lost. (To bt confiniMd.) Wanted Women. There is a mining camp called "Bach elor's Best" about sixty miles north of Tucson, Art, and tbe population now number upward of 800. There la not a woman nor a cat In the camp, and 200 men have advertised for wives In a Tucson paper. They must be of good character and understand the duties of a household. 1 The richest miner offer a dowry of f 10.000. Important If Trise. According to Wltuof an area of ' Quarter of nn lucn contains ?J3 hairs on the head, 30 on the chin, 23 on the forearm and 10 oa the back of the band. '