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Come and examine my goods before you purchase else where. N. HANAU. Want 7 VILLANELLE. IVvfn the deafoldlnno where wpnlways meet, With Its hedgp tnll anil Its grassy way, Come Ethel, blushing, her lover to greet. The lirneken In tnll and the wild roue sweet, And the air Is mantel with new mown hnjr. Down the donr old luno where wo always meet. In a simple froek, no pretty and npat. With a fnce as fresh and fulr an the day, Cornea Ethel, blushing, her lover to greet. There's nn old gray atone makes a mossy seat, With a bank behind, whpre bnttcrlllea ntrny, Down the dear old lane where wealwiiys meet. Dnlntlly tripping on dainty, wee feet, v, ith an Innocent baste that bronka no delay. Cornea Ethel, blushing, her lover to greet. There 'a a thrill that quickens my heart'! quick bent, And I fnln wonld think 'twill ever be May. Down thedcnrold lnno where wo always meet Comes Ethel, blushing, her lover to greet. llolt bhufto In Chambers' Journal. DEATH'S RED LIGHT. It Was Waved at an Engineer, IW token ing Hia Mather's Demise. "The moot peculiar cane I ever benrd of," said a telegraph, operator, "occur red in our family. My father wns an engineer on tho Chesapeake and Ohio railroad, running into Richmond. Ono night whilo qnito a diKtunco from tin latter city and Hearing hia run ho saw a bright red light on tho track several hundred yards ahead. Tho signal was also Been by his lirenian und tho front brukonian. Tho train watt at oneo stop ped, but not a ti.ico of tho signalman or light could ho found, mid tho track was all right Father looked at hia watch and tinted that tliu tiino whs 8 o'clock. Tho train pulled out, proceeding cau tiously for somo distance without meeting any obstruction, rioveral miles further tho light was aguiu seen. Once more stopping, another search was made, with no more buccchs thuu before. This happoned at 8:88. father wus nev er superstitious, but this was inexplica ble. Much mystified, ho proceeded on tho way, only to bo stopped a third time by tho red light at 8:61 o'clock. Anoth er search by tho crew failed to disclnso the slightest trace of the mystorious sig nalman. Finally, giving np the search, tho men returned to their posts, and the train at last polled tip into Richmond without further mishap. "Whon f.ithor alighted from tho cab, tolcgram was banded him announcing the death of his mother. Without dolay be went to nor homo, which was sev eral milos out of the city, on tho rail road. Soon after his arrival he learned that a tolcgram hud been sent to him whilo he was out on duty, summoning bim to grundmothor's bedside The time at which father bad seen tho mys terious red lights was indelibly im pressed on his memory, and ho learned upon inquiry that at precisely the min ute at which tbo first red light was scon she had asked if ho had come. She then repeated the question nttho time bo saw tho second light, and the nppoarauce of the third light was simultaneous with her death. " Riohmoud Times. The Writers Frauds Liked. "Whom do you rank as tho first of modern English prose writers?" asked Mr. Fronde us we were strolling one aft ernoon in Chelsea. Had Lord Tennyson suddenly demanded to know whom 1 thought to be the greatest poet of the day 1 could not have been more dum founded. Noting my hesitation and per haps guessing its cause, Mr. Froudo quickly added: "Ah 1 1 naturally thought you wonld say Raskin, who is certainly a master of doscriptive writing, at his best exquisite, Newman, too and Mat thew Arnold in a lesser degree), had lu cidity and the gift of irony, bnt looked glow and color. To me he is al ways cold. My own favorite is Charles Lamb." Seeing that I was greatly interested, be 'went on to point out the beauties of "Dream Children" and then quoted the lovely passage in "The New Year's Eve" beginning, "And yoa, my mad night darlings, my Folios. " That, he aid, was the high water mark of modern English prose, equal to anything of die seventeenth century, "the English ma pure and beautiful as that of the lltssgy itself." Mr. Froude was a great admuwr of BretHarte. "Tennessee's Parduer" and "The Luck of Roaring Camp" be sued to declare were of the immortals. When I once said I feared that Mr. Bret Harte was no longer the fashion, Froude mere ly replied, "So muoh the worse for the fashion. " In this appreciation of the American story teller, as well as ia bis affection for Charles Lamb and his re spect for Mr. Chamberlain, we see that Fronde was no thrall to academic con vention. National Review. Professional Barrios. At two men were looking from an offloe window on Griswwold street the other morning a shriveled up old follow passed by. "See that party?" said one. "Well, he's the meanest man in the state. " "Who ia be, and why is be so mean?" "He's a lawyer in one of tbe interior towns where they have bobtail oars, and one day while be was riding np town a lame man on tbe oar gave bim a dime and asked bim to pay bis fare for bim. He did as requested and then wanted to keep tho other nickel as a fee for pro fessional services. ' 'Detroit Free Press. The battle of liarnet was one oi um most decisive ever fought It was in 1471 and closed the age of baron rule In Eugloud. Pasoagoula,tbe name of a Mississippi fiver, means the "Bread Nation." TWO MASCULINE GIRLS. Bpeenlatlnna Ahnnt Them by the Otlin Passenger In the Car. It was their brief, imcrinoliiied drew skirts that drew tho ryes of tho np tc date girt A messenger boy tried to fig ure out how their hair staid np with nothing so feminine as hairpins in ovi denco. The manlike cnfTs peeping above tho dogskin gloves attracted tho atten tion of a business mnii, whilo n dndn started as he caught sight of their well built boots. Eveu the conductor stared bard at them. One of the girls was not so far gone In her masculinity as the other. The twist of velvet in her hat showed a lin gering leaning toward the feminine, but tho cy eg losses, the umbrella and the armful of books wore common to both. All unconscious of tbo interest they In spired, the two buried themselves In their notebooks The more masculine planted her feet well apart and used het knees as an umbrella rack. This didn't enhance the grace of her abbreviated dress skirt. Every now and then she flourished a liberal handkerchief that was in curious contrast to tho lacy shred tucked into tho op to ditto ptrl's card case "Who and whnt wero they any way?" tho passengers asked themselves. "Women suffragists," thought the hnsinesR man "hioiiit of thoso dreadfully Htronn minded creatures that want to vote, " said tho tip to ditto girl to herself "Jingol All they need iH trousers," was the mental remark of the nicssonp l boy, whilo thodndu's feeble brain regis tered some Midi impressions ns these: "Aw I've heard of such aw women, dnntcherknow but, thank goodness, I've never aw never wcally Been oik aw mot" Just hero tho mora mascnlino girl looked up from her notebook. "Do you think disintegration in typhus possiblo?" sho asked her compan ion in loud, dear tones. "Why, yes," replied tbo other. "II we acoopt the globular theory, yon know. " Tho mystery was solved. They wert medical students. All the other passen gers drew a sigh of roliof, except tlx dudo. Ho had vanished into thin air. New York Sun. GRIZZLY WHIPPED BY A COW. Bossy Roused to Terrible Rag In Ileft-nM of Her Offspring. "Usually a cow docs not stand much chanco when Bhe engages in a baud ic hand conflict with a grizzly bear, " said Michael Aycrs, a Colorado stockmun, tc a writer for Dumb Animals, "but several years ago one of my cows killed ono ol these animals and came out of tho strug gle withont a Bcrtch. The cow bad re cently given birth to a calf It being bor firstborn, the mother was exceed ingly vicious, and it was uusafo for n strangor to approach her, as her horns wcro long and pointed. Tho cattlo shed bad a thatched roof and was scooped out of tho hillsido a short distanoo from tho bouse. "One night a bear, havingsmelled the preseuoeof a cow and calf, mounted the roof of tbe shed and proceeded to force an entrance by scratching through the thatch. Tbo oow at the same tiino de tected the presence of the bear and held herself in readiness to receive tho in truder. Tbe noise of a terrible struggle aroused me, and grabbing a lantern 1 rushed from tbe bouse, and opening tbe shed door found the oow in a frantic state, bunting and tossing to and frc some large object, which evidently had lost all power of resistance, "It turned out to be a good sized griz sly, which bad been run through and through tbe body tjy tbe oourageoni mother. The little oalf was nestled in a corner, sleeping peacefully, and seemed unmindful of tbe eoaternal struggle. I suppose that as soon as the bear gained an entrance through tbe roof it war pinned to tbe ground by the oow's horni before it had time to do any damage. " Too Cliaildorato. Pat Hooligan, while slating tbe rool of one of our highest buildings, lost his footing and fell. Over and over be went until witbic SB feet of the pavement, when he struck a telegraph wire and managed to grasr. it, first with ono hand, then with both. "Hang on for your life, Pat I" shout ed bis fellow workmen, and tbe bystand ers rushed to tho nearest dwelling for s mattress. Pat held on for m few seconds, whon suddenly, with a cry of "Sthand from nndherl" he dropped and lay senselesi in the street Wbisky was nsed, and Pat fluallj came to. When asked why he didn't hold out longer, be feebly replied: "Oi wus afraid tbewire'd break I" He recovered. New York Dispatch. Like a Scotch Verdict. Chancellor Henry Bathurst was held In low esteem by the bar on aooouut ol his ignorance. Al the olose of the trial of the Duchess of Kingston for bigauij he gravely addressed ber grace in the following terms: "Madam, the lordi have considered tbe uharge and evidence brought against and have likewise con sidered of everything which you have alleged in yoni defense, and upon the whole matter their lordships have found you not guilty of tbe felony wherewilt yon stand charged, but on dismissin; yon their lordships earnestly exhort yot, not to oomniit tbe same orime t second time. "Green Bag. DINNER A LA RUSSE. Food Krrved From a Mile Tnblo Mowers and Conversation. Dinner n la Itusse although for Hi', matter of Hint it might bo dinner iil'An Rials, a l'ltilieii, with Just ns good reason in splto of its rather fashion nhlo nnmo, is tcully a very simple per formance. It merely means that, instead of having tho various dishes eompoidii;! tho repast all put upon tho tahlo ntonee, they nro placed on n a slilo tahlo and served from thero by tho servant, who passes cneh in turn. This affords a chance for some decoration upon tho ta ble. There is usually somo sort of em broidered centerpiece. Tho chances nrn that it was achieved by one of tho love ly daughters or even by tho Indy of the house hornrtlf, and it is always wlsn to remark upon the elaborateness of the stitch or the beanty of the design If ynu are a guest on faniillo. That lint only calls ont tho history of tho centerpiece and makes conversation, but lays up treasures for you in heaven and estab lishes your reputation for good taste and appreciation of tho truly beautiful. On this centerpieco a howl of flowers is commonly plitcod. In establishments wlitTO money is 110 object orchids, itla mamlas, rare ferns and tho newest, oot t- liest loses appear and aro chnnged fr day to day. Ilut daisies nnd clover ran bo nrrnnged Just as effectively and eo-t nothing but tho troublo of gutlicrii.';! them, whilo in tho winter thero nro jar dinleres of pierced silver, which can be filled with maidenhair or somo other delicate fern, an. 1 Willi a littlo care kept green and thrifty for weeks. The old fashioned coasters used as stands for de canters nro often utilized in this way, for any tinsmith can make n lining fur them in which plants will grow like u green bay tree. Tho effect of flowers on tho tublo can hardly bo calculated. They bavo more charms than ninslo to soothe, tho savage breast, nnd any sentimental ist of your acquaintance can tell of in stances where a glass bowl of nas'nr tiums tastefully arranged before him hnn so wrought on tho feelings of paterfa milias that he has said not a word about tbe overdone mutton or the soggy under crust of his npplo pio. If your tahlo be a dream of beauty, you will not require half such a hearty meal. Tbe entire company will bo so wrapped up in admiring the scheme of color and tho originality of your com binations that no ouo will be aware of the sinnllneis of tho portions yon serve. Fully hnlf tho expenso of your posies v I thus bo saved at the outset, so that they commend themselves to economist: as woll as to (esthetes. Boston Herald Time and Speed. Iufluito tiino is difficult to grasp. Dis tance is moro easily understood, and some things which Sir Robert Ball Um to say about tho distanco of tho stars from us will assist us in comparing them to tha sun. Of these tho most striking is Arctnrus, and Dr. Elkiu bus put this Btar at such a distance from tho solar systom that tho orbit of tho earth round tbe sun must seem from Aroturue as largo as would a penny piece seen at 100 miles. Arcturus, in other words, is perhaps a dozen times as fur oft from us as Procyon is, nnd Prooyon, one o! the nearest bright stars, is 1,000,000 times the distance of the sun from us. But the marvelous thing about Arc turns is its movement. It bos, compara tively speaking, a very distinct "proper motion" across tho sky, though not as large at some stars. Lately, howovt r, the spectroscope has asoertainod for us tbe pace of stars along tho lino of sight, and Arcturus travels, it is now believed, at the rate of 880 milos a second. Such ! speed as thia is truly terrific, and we I may well ask where this furious star it hurrying to. As Arcturus, ten genera tions hence, will not have moved to the eye by at much as tbe diameter of the moon, we shall have plenty of opportu nity of discussing the question. Lou don Spectator. Ono oa Bill Florenoo. "One of tbe best on Billy Florenoe, " said an old stager, "was played on bim as late as 1888 by some of the boys nt the St. James hotel. Billy was an ar dent liepublioan and valued bis stand ing as a party man. You know, be never forgave hia old friend, Presideu: Arthur, for considering bis candidacy for oonsnl general at London a joke Well, when Blaine came baok from Europe, and there was a great hnllu baloo about tbe uncrowned king, tho boys sent Billy a formal letter from the committee of arrangements appointing hint ohairman of the subcommittee oi reception on behalf of the actors, artists and auctioneers requesting bia check for $50 and bis presence ou the steamer Sloan at 6 o'clock in the morning to go down and welcome Blaine. Billy bit slowly, but finally swallowed the bait, hook and all. He seut bis check for f 50 to the designated person, and not until three days after, when he bad eaten a dinner given bim by the boys who pat np tbo joke on bim and paid for with bis own $50, did he find out bow be hud been fooled. His only oousolation war that he got np too late to be on the steamer Sloan at tbe appointed hour." Major Handy in New York Mail and Express, King Alfred onoe gave eight bides of land for a book. There were about 000 tores in the tract, but the title of tb )ook is not given. When it rains eats and dogs, it may fairly be called beastly weather. KENILWORTH IVY tf Van Want the Real Thing, Never Ue to Kenltworth Castle lor It. " 'Could 1 get somo slips of Keuil worth ivy imywhero about tho ruins;' I heard a woman nsk of tho lodgeknepur at Kenilwortli castlo ono day, " said o traveler. " 'Yon nro uu American, tircn't you, madinni" nsl:ed tho keeper, with a smile, "'Why, yes, but what of that?' re sponded tho lady, with somo slight em barrassment. " 'All American ladles come and ask me for Kenilwortli ivy after they have searched in ovory nook and corner of the ruins for it, ' explained the keeper. 'They havo told mo how common it is in America and how much it Is prized, and generally explained that they have promised to take some of the real thing back from Kenilwortli ruins for friends at honia They toll me they expected to find tho ruins of Kenilwortli castle over grown with tho beautiful "Konil worth ivy," and that it is genorally supposed in America that such Is the oaso, and that the ivy first came from hero or Is named after these ruins becanse of its abundance hero. ' "Tho woman nodded assent to all this, and tho keeper continued: i " 'But what you know ns "Kenil wortli ivy" doesn't grow in or about . Kenilwortli ruins, ns you vo no doubt discovered. ' And ho milled again, und , tho woman also smiled in an embarrass- cd wny, for sho hud been hunting every inch of tho ruins over, looking for tho ; plant. 'From tho description of tho plant : which Americans give mo 1 think it is what wo call ground or wood ivy that I yon treasure so much It bus a small, j bright grecu leaf and bears a tiny whito flower. It grows ou tho ground in tho thickets nnd under tho budges in cool plncos, but 1 never saw it growing ou a wall as tho common ivy does. 1 don't think thero is much of it anywhere bore abonts, bnt it grows in abnndnnoe in somo places farther south. Tbo Ameri can ladies always seom very much dis appointed when I toll them 'Kenil wortli ivy" doesn't grow here in Kenlt worth, and I'm very sorry 1 can't give you Bomo, ma'am. ' "And the woman turned away, with a littlo sigh, ns she thought of the bang ing basket at home which was to bave been filled with 'real Kenlhvorth ivy' and of the many friends to whom she had promised slips of tho 'real thing' when it bad grown. Tbe ruins of Kenil worth cnstlo are covored with thick masses of ivy, bnt it isn't 'Konil worth ivy, ' but just the common kind. "New York Suu. Tho Aim at Christ's Work. "Peaco ou earth" was tbe aim of Christ's work in this world, writes Ed ward Bellamy in Tho Ladies' Home Journal. Tho wbolo gist of his doctrine and tho bnrden of his teaching consisted in counsels to men how to put on end to strifo with their fellow mon and live to gether with them in mutual helpfulness. All this teaching, which was the wbolo content of his gospel, was grouped about and crystallized in tho golden rule, whereon our modern world is foundod as on an evorlasting foundation. To be liovo in Christ and not to boliove in tho golden rnlo as tho only plan for social organization seems to us a moral and rational impossibility an unthinkable proposition. Just this, however, onr an cestors undortook to do, and it is fair to admit that they wore very frank about it Tbey made no pretenses. Ad Apt Reply. Napoleon's apt replies often exoited good humor in a crowd. A large and brawny fish woman onoe was haranguing the mob and 'telling them not to dis perse. She finished by exclaiming: "Never mind those coxcombs with epau lets on their shoulders. Thoy care not if we poor people all starve if tbey can but feed well and grow fat " Napoleon, who was as thin as a shadow, turned to ber and said, "Look at me, my good woman, and tell me which of us two is the fatter. " ' Tbe fish fag was completely discon certed, and the mob dispersed. Ex change. An Original. Little Mar jorle There are lots of lit tle Marjories nowadays, but none other at all like this one. She is original in her prayers, as in everything else. Tbe other night she finished off bor petition thus: "And, O Lord, make all tbe wicked people good aud wash all the niggers white!" Now York Tribune. Tho unrolling of an Egyptian mummy supposed to bo that of a princess, dis closed a curious cheat. Tbe priests who did the embalming probably spoiled or misluid tbo body intrusted to thorn and for it substituted that of an ordinary negro man. A gontlemau of tho court of Pepin had a wonderful pair of breeches that oost 700. Thoy wero embroidered with gold, and all the figures were traced with chains of small pearla, Darwin found grains of maize iu tho tartb on the seashore of Peru 83 foot be low the level of the sea, Augustus paid for a grouse 80 cents r dove, 84 cents; purtridge, 48 ceuts; duck, 00 oouts; fat gooso, (3; hare, $3.80 pheasant, $1.60. No kind of wheat now known exactly vegetables that found in the oofflus of iie old Egyptians.