A WOMANS NERVES. THE 8TOK V OF A WOMAN TO WHO KOIAB WAK TORTURE. Prostrates bv the l,ent KaHtrmeiis PhvsMane Hnffled Br llir Cane (From the latt City, Keolruk, two.) Mr. It-lea Meywrs, whose home U nt 351,1 Vernon tverim, Chkfitro, and whose visit to Keokuk, In., will long be remembered, Wns M ono time n(T ete4 with nervons mainly which nt time drove hr nrly to 1M Mo tion. "Those terrible hendnehrt (re a thing of the pitst," she sfttd the othiT day to a Gate City representitlve, "an 1 there Is quits ft story In connection with It too. 'My nervous systota snst slnel n irrent shoek sono flllocn yers aio, bronglit on, I believe, through too mneh worrylnn over family msiters.nnd then allowing my love for my books to net the better of my discretion where my health was concerned. Why, whenever my afTctrs at hone did not go along Just as I e.rpeetel, I wonll invariably become prostratai Iron the excitement and I would consldor mys.-lf fortunate Indeed If the effects of the attack would uot remain for a eroek. I wss oblige 1 to give np our pleasant home not far Iron the Lske short drive, beeauss I eonld not stand the noise In that locality. I con 1,1 find no plnce In the city which 1 deemed suitable to one whose nervous system was always co tho point of explosion. Ta add to my misfortunes my complexion underwent A change ond I looked so yellow nnl sallow that I was ashamed to venture from the honse at all. " 'Madam,' salt my doctor to me soon alter nn unusnnllv severe attncK ol the malady, ''nnleas yon leave the city nnd seek some flace of quiet, you will nvr recover. ' Ho conclU'iei I would visit my uncle, who lives In Pallas bounty, Iown, and whoe farm would surely te a goolp'ace for one In my nit IhMh condition. I picked np the Oate City one duy and h;ippnel to come across nn Intereatluif iveliai of th" recovery of some woman in New York fit ue who wits afflicted as 1 had been. This woman had been cured bv Dr. Will lams' Pin k Pil Is for Pale people. I ttiotiKht that If Pink Pills cured that woman they might do the tame for me. I began to take the pills according to direc tions and I begun to feel better from the tart. AHur I bad taken sewrnl boxes of tbem I wus rendy to go back to Chicago. My nervousness wiw gone and my complexion was as fresa as thnt of any sixfen-yenr-old girl In Iuw:i, ii n I Pink Pills Ih what put the color In my ehceks. No wonder I am In snci high spirits and leel like a prlr.e lighter. An 1 no wonjer I like to come to Kokuk for II it bad not lieen for Pink Pills bougnt from a Keokuk firm 1 would not have been alive now," inuchiugly concluded the lady. Dr. Williams' rink Pills contain all tho elements necessary io give new life and rich ness td the blood and restore slmttered nerves. They are for sale by all druggists, or may be had by mall from lr. Wililatns Medicine Company, 8'rhenetiady, N. Y., lot N cents per box, or six boxes for il.W. Paris Ever Fnmous. Taris was a famous and cultivated city ages before Venice. Jf we search for them, we may Unci in it historical associations that may vie with those of any city in the world, except Home and Constantinople; and even its antiqua rian and artistic remains are seldom equaled or surpassed. At Home, Flor ence, or Venice, the tourist talks of old churches, palaces, and remains; at l'aris he gives himself up to the boule vards, the theaters, shops, and races. The profoundly instructive history, the profuse antiquarian remains of the great city, are forgotten carcnt quia vate sacro. The Spectator. Paper plates are usel In soma Gorman restaurants. Catarrh Cnaaat Be Case With local applications, as tlicr cannot resell the seat of the dleeaee. Catarrh Is a blood or oomiitutioiial discaee, and In order to cura It yon njnt take Internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh c ure Is taken internally, and acts di rectly on the bluod and mucous urface. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is not aquiuk medicine. It was prtfttrribed by one of tlm bet physicians In thla fount ry for years, and I a regular prescription, t Ivcinnpone i of fie Irosl tonics known, com bined wilii the best blood purifiers, acting di rect Iv on the mucous ourfuots. The perfect combination of the two Ingredients I what reduce such wonderful rc'ills lu curing cae irrh. Hpnil for testimonials fret. K. J. Chknxv i- Co., Props., Toledo, Ot Sold by drutfifuts, pries "5a More than 20 villages In Italy are In ruins owing to the recent earthquakes. The Meet Plraaaat Way Of preventing the grluuo, colds, beadachesand fevers Is to use the liquid laxative remedy. Syrup of Figs, whenever the system nocds a gentle, yet effective cleansing. To be benefited one must get tbs truo remedy manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only. For su,u by ull druggists in Otic, and SI bottles. New York has 1,000 Chinese laundries. A lllunir Outlook la that of the dyspeptic, but bis face will brighten when be knows thnt ttipan- Tnbulus cuie that teiiilde disorder and will make him a ciieenul usu happy inuu. In certain Prussian restaurants a shilling Is charged for the use of the tuule-cloth. I)r. Kilmer's Swamp-Hoot euros all Kidney and Bladder trouble. Pamphlet and cmi.ultutiuu five. Laboratory Utnghainpton, N. V. Of nil the royal arms of Europe those of Oreat Urituln una iruinua are ine most com plicated. Karl's Clover Boot, the Brent blood Tmrtfler. gives freshness and clearness lo the ctnnjilex- IIIU DliU LU'V. ,.,,.,.,,,u ....... .... v. Mexico baa a pulque famine. teething, suttens the gums, 'reduces Intlunm tiuu, ulluyK puiu. cures wind colic b. u bcvile Tasmania boasts diamond. I believe Pio's Cure for Consumption saved my boy's lite lust summer Mae. aj.mii llocu- LAas, i.e Hoy, anca.. uoionervu, iwt. Molasses Is made Irom maize. If afflicted with sore eves use Dr. Isaae Thnrmi son's Lye-water. lllUggistttscalU.K, perbottta Scrofulous Taints Lurk in the blool of ulmoat overy one. In mane eaaea thevare Inburltod. Beralulu up- peart in running aorea, bunchoa, plmph-j and cancerous growth. Dcroiuui cun im cured by purifying tho blood with Uood' Hood's Sar&a- parilla B irsaparllla. T b ures groat remedy has bad wonlcrful success In reNiM earing this olsoase. It thoroughly eradl rates the humor Irom the blood. Hood's Haranparllla cures lbs aorta and erupt tons by removing the Impurities In the blood. Hood's PHI eur all Uver Ilia, lie ENNSYLVAN1A LEGISLATURE Important Measures Consldersd by Our Lawmakers. Ttjmdat. Henator Fllnn Introduced a bill tmendlni the act to regulate the manner of increasing the Indebtedness of municipalities nd to provide lor ine redemption oi ire lame and Impose penalties for the Illegal In crease thereof, Senator Steel Introduced a hill nrovldlna for the Incorooration of com panies to construot underground passenger railways. WaiistsnAT. The leglslntnre got down to business to-day, and there was much activity both bouses. Henatots unburdened them selves ol a big batch of bills, Mr. Fllnn pre senting one empowering municipal corpora tions to grade, pnvn, curb, tnacadnmlr.e ami otherwise Improve public streets and alloys, and one to t fovlde for the Incorporation and rcgulntton of ship cannl companies. He nlo prcjontoil a petition Irom the council of Mill.' vale In opposition to the ureuter Pittsburg bill. In the house Mr. Citton, nl Allrgneny. In troduced a bill for the execution ol murderers by electricity, similar to tho New lork ar rangement: also ono providing for an ap propriation of tlS.O 0 for the Allegheny Gen eral hospital, and (20,000 for a new wing to the building. TiirnsiiAf A new legislative apportion ment Mil was Introduced in the House by Mr. t .ulbertson, oi Aiiegneny, cnuirmnn oi tho Legislative Apportionment Committee. The measure gives Allegheny county tour nienili'Ts. two Instead oi one in the Last Knd district, and two instead of one In the Hlxth, and an additional member In the lliithth. Tho I llth Is dividc.l into two dis til. 'ts and Is given two n lditloual members, on each In the new districts. Philadelphia, Jefferson nnd Cambria are each given nn ad ll'li'Ual member, while Homeret, Ijiwrence, liedford, Schuylkill, Clarion, Chtster, Hunt ingdon and Crawford each lose one. A hill whs Introduced by Mr. Ma-krell, of Alle gheny, amending the ltrooks license law so as to prevent wholesale liUor dealers from selling liquors In less qualities than a gal lon. Other bills were Introduced ns follows: Mineman, Cambria, abolishing days of gra'e, and providing thnt notes, drafts, etc., falling dun on Muudnys or a legal holi day, shall bo due the next business day. A bill offered bv Weyand, of Beaver, appropri ates 15, OnO or a wall and 1111 in the washoui. at I!rldg"water, Beaver county, caused by the erection of a dam by the Pennsylvania Canal Company. Mr. Fow, of Philadelphia, miide nn aggressive light against the bill, which was on the thirst reading, providing for the publication of the famous "Bird Book." The bill when passed tho lat two sessions ol legislature was vetoed by Oov. Pnttison. Mr. Fow snld the publications ol this book would be a useless wasto of money. The members of the rural districts urge the passage o tho bill, claiming that It wa of as much importance as any other Statu publica tion, especially to the furmor. Fbiiiav. A bill wns Introduced by Mr. Cochrane, of Armstrong, appropriating e.'t.OiM) to mark the point where tho lvnu purchase line Intersects me Aiiegneny river at Kittan ning. Mr. Williams presented a bill making It unlawtul for any Individual or corporation to prevent an employe from belonging to or joining a labor orgnnira'lon. and providing lor a punishment uy a line not exceeding (200, or Imprisonment of not less than six months, for violation of the proposed act. Other bills were Introduced as follows: Mr. Baldwin, appropriating 2S,0J0 for erotinga monument upon thebnttlelleidolltrandywiuo; Mr. Young, providing for a representation on the board of trustees of Htato Normal schools of three members ol the alumni of the school when they have been In operation live years. A resolution w s offered by Mr. Lawrence, ol Washington, which was adopted, requesting the State treasurer to furnish the House with a statement of all moneys paid by the Btiito College siuoc Its existence. TELEGRAPHIC TICKS. There wore 14 death from"grlp In Now Kew York city In 24 hour. Indlanspolls bakers reduced Iroad to 8 cent a loaf, or two loaves for 6 cent. Four young ladles were drowned at Wink ler' mills, near Blue Rapids, Kan., while skating on Blue river. The operators In the shoe factory of J. H. Wlnchell A Co., of Haverhill, Mas., struck to the number of 700. . Ex-Governor Hogg, of Texas, will start a daily newspaper at liallas, backed by St. Louis and Texas capital The Christian rndoavor convention will be held In Mechanic's ball, Boston, next July. In addition two Immense tent will be built. The Supreme Court of the United State douiod the petition of Eugene V. Dob et al, participant In the big strike, for for a writ of error. The Clipper plow works at Deflanoe, O., wore totally destroyed by Are. The loss will bo about 620,000, and the Insuranoe is imM. The work of the go light company ot Hal den, Mas., exploded, wrecking the entire plant. Loss, 030,000. Patrick F. Bolaa was badly hurt A reunion of the men who followed John 8. Mosby during the war, was held at Alex andria, Va., Wednesday, and a pernament organization formed, with Mosby a presi dent Samuel K. Wilson, owner of bait a million or one-third of the capital stock of the Tren ton, N. J passenger railway company, ha applied for a receiver tor the company, alleg ing its Insolvency. Fred J. Close, private secretary to ex-governor Lewolling, ot Kansas, on December T pardoned John B. Trne, who has boen serv ing a lite sentence for murder. Governor Levelling had refused the pardon. a Illicit steam distillery, with a capacity of dO gallons, with a 10-uorse power boiler, was discovered by revenue officer neat Bylacugua, Ala., and destroyed. It was th Orst wildcat steam distillery ever found. Senators Elected. In the Massachusetts senate and bouse George Frubie Hoar, (Hep.; was elected United Htntes senator. Every vote lu the Colorado Republican Caucus wa given to bona tor E. O. WoJ oott The Nebraska senate and house have electod John M. Thurston, (Rep.,) Hena tor. William E. Chandler's election as United Btute senator fox New Hampanlru wa form ally ratilied Tues'luy. United State Henutqr McMillan wa ro. oleoted by the Michigan legislature In Joint seasion receiving a unanimou vote Julius U Burrows reuelved all the votes tor sboit-term senator. The Populist and Republicans have Jointly ratified both th nominations of J. C. Prltcb ard and Marion Butler for Unltod Btate senator for North Carolina. A88lHtnntr-"l''votlie uroatest freak In the world hero." Museum Manager "What 1 itr A8HlKt4nfr-A farmer vt'ho speak the dlulwt we cct In nui ma rine short Htot'ti." Llfo. IF VOU would fmd rltrhf. hellevn rloht KEYSTONE STATE CULLINGS POSTMASTER ACQUITTED. Items of Interest From All Part of the Commonwealth. Clearfield hat a family remarkable on a count of its longevity. ' rat rick and Eliza beth roster, who came to this country from Irelnnd 45 years ago, were parents of six living children and all but one of whom are residents of this plnco. Their nget average HI years. Mrs. Elizabeth Livingston, the eiuest daughter, will be UO years of age next montn. vm. porter, tno oldest son, nas tmssed his fcsth year, nnd his second sister, Mrs. Jane Knlston, Is K4. Ileltert, who re sides near Cnrwensvlllo, and John of Clear Hold, are 72 and 7'J repectivoly, while Hntah, the youngest daughter, is 72. Patrick, the father, died at 7 and the wife at 72. settlemest rnonit.E.. The prosper ts for a speedy settlement ol the coal minors' strike at liuBois, are ap parently very good. The men are willing tc work ou short time, II their comrades whe were reeeiitly dmchnrgod are taken back. Mr. Elliott, the general manager for Bell, Lewi; A Vales, the owners of tho mines lu which the strike ts In progress, ha gone tc BufTulo to lay Hie proposition from the men before the members of the llrm. mux'T rnovi it is utAnoE. Oeorgo Haekett. postmaster at White Haven, wns arraigned belore United Htntei Commissioner Iliihn charged with violating t Ho postnl laws. t.'oingreisman Hines was the prosecutor. The postmaster was accused of destroying ctmpaigu lilernture sent out bj Jlr. Iliues previous lo the Inst election. The d"icudnnt wus discharged lor lack of evi dence. RAILWAY OVEn OETTVsnCII rin.D. The Gettysburg electric railway; light, power aud heating company was sold to J. L Murphy, of Chicago; aud W. 11. Kendall nnJ John Connelly, ol Philadelphia, for tlMO.OlH). 'JIMnlrnct includes bulliiing a line over tin first day's battle Held; nnd through Little town to the Maryland line. RAILROADS TO ADOPT ELECmlC TOWEn. The Llgonler Valley railroad company In tend to do away with Its locomotive power save lu the hauling ot heavy freight, aud sub stitute electric motor power. Besides this, t was decided to reduce the fare from 6 to I ceuts cr mile. The road Is 10 miles loug. from Latrobo to Ligouier. ircn relioiocs FEnvoi. Great Interest has been taken in the uniot special service being held by Evangelist Fere bcheverea. of Brooklyn, In Brnddock. Thi services have been oouductod lor over a week and many people have been converted. Thi interest nas extended to all classes. STDEET RA1LWAT fOB ECOXOMT. The Economy Btreet Railway Company, o Beaver County, capital 0,000, has ueoi ennrtereu, to uuini a line nve miles long uartlord lirown, ol llocnesier, is 'resident, Greene county seems to have tho cnll Jus' at present on new oil strike. Interes aroused by the McCalmont Oil Company'! strike on tho MoLlure larm hail scarcely sub sided w lieu the tioutb Pvnn OU Cotnpan) ushered In a nww attraction in new territory, located seven miles soutnwuet of Waynes- bnrg, on the II. M. Spragg farm. The well was drilled Into the Big Injun sand Mon day and developod oil InautUctunt quanUes to muicaie mat ii wiu mane a gooa prouuour. Two burglars broke Into the residence ol Thomas Aklns, near Dennison. and taking his double-barreled shotgun lorced bint to leave the house In his night clothes while they ransacked It for money and other valua bles. It Is not known exactly how much money was secured, but u oonudorabte sum. Akins lived alone. Ordinance for submitting to the electors of pittHourg the question of Increasing the liMcbteauoss ot tno city to tho amount o: t4. 730.000 for permanent Improvements were passed In both branches of Council without inuon opposition. A series of entertnimont has been arrang raiiged by the soicutlllo department of West minster College, iu recognition ot tho con tributions toward tho Mary Thompson Science nan ny citizens oi ow Wilmington ana vi cinity. At a Hungarian christening near Wilkes- barre, Bunday night, fourteen men participat ed in a BanKUiuury light. Revolvers and knives wero freely used, and live men were Damy slabbed, iwo ol tnem. Xlohael Pal sko and John MlnUkl, will dlo. At Grnensburg Judge Doty refused a new trial to John Good, who shot Mack Slaughter at Alice mines, and who wa kmud gulty of murder in ine orst degree, ue tnen sen- tcnoeu Dim to oeatn. Charles Heeler, a demented man, who mys teriously dissapeard from his home In Beaver Falls, six weeks ugo, wa brought back aud talma to LUxmout insane asy lum. Harry Brennenmoo and John Dernnk were killed and two other injured by a boiler ex plosion which occurred at the 40-lach mm in ine caraegie teei vturxs at Home- stead. The Democratic city convention of Phllh' dolphia unanimously nomlnntej ex-Qov ernor Robert E. Paulson a candidate foi mayor, At Rharon, the Bhenango Valley street rail way company sate was blown opou and ran sacked oi till m money aud sunt valuo-olea, J. Linn McPherson. of Clearttald, a wat veteran and wealthy lumber dealer, was to cldeutly killed by the pramaluro esploaion ol uis gun. Samuel Todd, 0 years old, wa burned to death at Groensburg, by hi clothe catohlng are trow a grate. Henry Mlzner. prosperous farmer living near Hadley, put an end to ill-health by saudiog uuuet una oi nearu Rarah Folun, a domestic. In the employ ol Mrs. Ellis Bulley, of Untontowu, wo burned to ooatu vy a lamp explosion. Eighty men were thrown out oi work and a loss of (2,000 caused by the burning of toe uumoce oaaj tipple at u ebatur. John Hart, ot Philadelphia, wa fataltv In Jured. his two bone killed and wagon do- tnousnea by a houg uranca train. Lewi Johnston wa Instantly killed at the uu city tube work by coming in contact Witn toe eigmricai apparatus. It la Bpuln that la credited with tho ortgto of Uia mustache, At a period af ter the Moorinb Invasion, when tho ChrUtlan aud Moslem populations bo- come so mlsed that it wag bard to say which were Moors and whU.h Spau Utrda, the pious Spaniards hit upon the mnatoche as a metuia of identification. They permitted the balr on the upper Up to grow, and ulao a tuft on the under lip, an outline of the cross being thus formed. It does not take tho last drink to New Frying Pan. A frying pnn constructed on an Im proved principle bnt been Invented by Inspector Ltidbrooke, of the Great Western Hallway, England. Ida pnn consists of an outer plute of sheet Iron and nn Inner one of btniilslind steel, nd between the two Is a thin layer of nbestoa, the advantage. tin I mod for It lielng that It cannot get overheated and burn the contents; that the fat will not splutter over tlio sides, and the) Juices of the meat are retained. An Atchison woman's tioodlo dog spoils a glass eve. All the Name. "Many days you have llngero 1 ahout my eabln door i hard times, hard times come again no more." Ail the same Merry Christ mas and Happy Now tent pissol ns though he land wns flowing with milk nnd honey. Rome bought one thing nnd some bought an other, tmt one of the l est Investments tor a small sum ptld well. It was not for a Christ mas bush, but thousands got It nn I thou sands who had suffered long nnd wearily with rheumatism wer" miide doubly happy In being eund by St. Jacobs Oil. It leaves no trace behind, an 1 all the same, the harder times will eomo no more to them. The lux ury of health Is worth a fortune. If tho present rate keeps up, all the men will lltially tie lawyers, and all the women stcnoKraphera. A Gentle Corrective Is what you need when your liver becomes Inactive. It' what vou get when you take Ilr. Tierce's Tkasnnt Pellets ; they're free from the violence otiu ine griping tnnt conic with the ordinary pill. The best medic a'l nuthoritics agree that in regulating the bowels mild nicthoiis arc pref erable, b'or every de rangement of the liver, stomach and bowels, these tiny, sugar coated pills arc most effective. Tlicy go nlout their woili in an eav and natural way, ami their good lasts. Will i' tiscii. they are nlwnysln I is tor. Being cotunnstd of the choicest, concen trated vegetable ex tracts, tiny cost ttntch more than other pills lotttiu in cue mnritrt, vet from forty to forty tour are put up in each scaled glass vial, ns fold through druggists, nt the price of the cheaper made pills. " Pleasant Pellets " cure biliousness, sick and bilious headache, dizziness, costivc- ness, or constipation, sour atouiach, loss of appetite, coated lotigue, indisetiim. or dys pepsia, windy bclchiugs, " henrt-burii," pain and distress after eating, and kindred derangements of the liver, stomach and bowels. Put tip in sealed glas vials, there fore nlwnvri fresh and reliable. Whether as a laxative, or in larger doses, a a gently acting but searching eat name, tucse little 'Pellets "ore uneqtmlcd. As a " dinner nilL" to promote digestion. take one each dny after dinner. To relieve the distress arising from over-eating, noth ing equals one of these little "Pellets." They are tiny, sugar-coated, anti-bilious granules. Any child readily takes them. Accept no substitute thnt may he recom. mended to be "juet a good." It may be belter for the dealtr. because of paying him a better protit, but lit is not the one who needs help. A free sarnrde 11 to f doses I on trial. Is mailed to any address, post-pafd, on receipt of name and address on postal card. Address World's Dispensary medical Association, BuiTulo, N. Y. BEECHAM'S PILLS (Vegetable) What They Are For Biliousness dyspepsia sick headache bilious headache indigestion bad taste in the mouth foul breath loss of appetite when these conditions are caused by constipation; and constipation ia the most, frequent cause of all of them. One of the most important things for everybody to learn is that constipation causes more than half the sickness in the world, especially of women; and it can all be prevented. Go by the took, free at your drug gist's, cr write B. F. Allen Co., 365 Canal Street, New York. Pills, loc and s5c. a box. Annual sales more than 6 ,000,000 boxes. Tbd Best U, Aye, iha Cheapest." Avoid Imitations ol and Substitutes for SAPOLIO Scott's Emulsion of Cod-liver Oil, with nypophosphites of Lime and Soda, is a oonstructivo food that nourishes, enriches the blood, creates oolid flesh, Btopa wasting aud givos streugtu. It is for all Wasting Diseases like Consumption, Scrofula, Ansomii, Hr-ramusi or for Oougka aud Oolda, C:ro Throct, BrsncUtis, Woak Longs, Losj of TldU and General Debility. Scott's Emulsion, has no oiiuujpis Nourishment for Babies and Crowing Children. Buy only t'io genuine- put up in talmon-colortd u'rafr. Send for f ample! tn Scott' 'i mult ion. FREE, 8oott A Bowns, N. Y. All Druggist. BO cants and 01. Highest of all In Leavening rower. Latest U. S. Gov't Report ABSOLUTELY PURE Vast Armaments of Europe Thirteen million bayonets prop up the (.'star's throne. That Is the full strcngtli of the Husslnn army on a war footing. Uprruany comes next, but af ter a long Interval, with 8,700,0() sol diers; Italy has .I.IS.VXH) and Prance 2.NiU.Oon, excluding 850,)t)0 auxiliaries. Austria's fine army, which In quality is reckoned scarct-ly second to Kalsor Wllliolm's, contains a maximum of 1, TD4.1T3 men. Knglnnd nt borne and In her colonies can mobilize a force of 0H2.CXI0. The little martial republic of Switzerland can summon 4WI.0DQ sol diers to ber banners In an emergency, and even poverty-cursed Bpaln boasts of 400,000. Austria, of ull the powers, has the most burdensome military es tablishment Her annual expenditures on her army are $."5,000,(100, while ItiiKsla's, with nn army seven times ns largo, are only $ 1S'l,ooo,ooo. nnd Ger many's fl l.l.ooo.ooo. In proportion to size, England's army Is perliups the moat costly. Iter (1020(10 men romilra fSU.ooo.OiW nnntinlly for their support, or only $3S,0U0,000 less than the amount which provides Franco with an enormous host of more thnu four times England's numbers. Boston Journal. The case Altered. The sort of sentiment which the Trench system of tnarlagos de conve nance, or lu plain Ktigllsh, of marriage for money, produces Is well Illustrated by a story which a French paper tells. Marie, n young lady, announces to her parents that she has accepted the hand of Monsieur X. "Child, you are crazy!" exclaims Ma rie's mother. "Hut why, mamma?" "Young X will have no money for many years, because It all belongs to bis grandfather, and after that comes bis father, nnd you will be old before you get at the property." "Hut. mamma" "No buts about It you are a bad and nndutlful child!" "But, mamma, It Is the crandfathef whom I've accepted!" "The grandfather I Oh, you little angel!" Chemistry or Ill-Temper. Trof. (Jates, of Washington, has en tered upon an almost unknown domain of psychical science. He claims to have made the discovery that the emo tions produce a physical reaction which discloses Itself to chemical tests, anil that the benevolent sensibilities, such as kindness, cheerfulness, etc., exert a good effect on the bodily health, while the malevolent feelings exert a corres pondingly bad effect. Million In Charity. England's poor rates amounted to over JSd.000,000 last year. sallow skin pimples torpid liver depression of spirits ESetdim) Ponder Do Not Bloop on the tf t Rl'le, There Is little (I on lit that ait lintitcnst numlH'f of pnrsons huMlitiilly fclwp on the loft sldi", and tlioso who tin so can never, It Is snld. lie strictly healthy. It Is the most prolific e.ntse of nlirli tninre, and also of the uniilenstint taxtu tn tbt mouth on artslUK In the morning. All, food enters and leaves the sto'tnat'li on tlio rlcht side, and hence sleeping on tba left side soon after eating Involves a tort of pumping operation, which Is anything but conducive of so'.md re pose. The nctlon of the heart Is also seriously Interfered with and the lungs Ull duly compressed. Hence It Is liest to cultivate the hnlilt of always sleeping on tho rlfefht side, although Sandow and other strong men are snld to lnvai'U bly sleep on their bacl'.s. " I fie Greatest fledlcal Discovery of the Age. KENNEDY'S Medical Discovery. DONALD KENNEDY, of (10XBURY, MASS. (lot this Lsttsr day befort ).it.rdsv. I'enn lVtn, X. 1., Xov. US. 1S4. Your Viseorr.rij hn rfne mwh fnr tnt I am only too glad to Ml tvi ryhmly ahout my rime. When 1 Inan tnkhiri ft, one ii'tr two lint July, 1 hail M'.S7'A'',s7,Hn7(s worst form. I tent conntipittril. o hii to at to ahrnyt van tnirrtinut, it ml I hml a tonttmtt 7M.V fn my KTOMAK'll anil LEFT SJUK. .Vy sums wrs tttjf, and 1 rovlil imt tit ilmrn on a tit mil or git doim to fix anything on the Itnor. lint nutpcas tit. or yet dovn on my k'neet. or do anythiny in my ynrtlm. I feel like a new permm. Yon mint I tinvr I vat diteimruyed, at 1 httre lost hr ttttert ami an older brother -Ks STOMACH TltOVIILE. lint 1 truly teller if they hud iliotri, of your remeiliet they vould he well, at I am. You can lit up nty tcttirto ruit ynuvetf, only do pnhlith it. that lemnen mag know what the Dtteucery hat done for me. lours truhi, Mrt. MAPY C. AYHE. Ssnd postal card lor lir. Ksonsdy's book. PNTJ4 '85 ThoeomptratlvsvaluaofthaMtwaeante Is known to moat parsons. Thay illustrate that greater quantity la Not always most to be deelrsd. .'. These ceris ssprois the beneflelal qaat. ity of RlpansTabules Ae compered with any previously knows DYSPEPSIA CUItB. Rlpans Tebulce t Price, so cents born Of druggists, or by msll. RIMNS CHEMCM. CO., 1 0 Spruce St.. H.I, W. L. Douglas 0 i PJA!? I9THCDCST. t9isV OBlCriTroa akin . CORDOVAN. ' 3.q? P0LICE.3 SOLES, 2.fl7-3D0YS'SCH50:ai3ai I.ADIE9S Ovf On UllUoa Poopla wear t he W. L. Dowlas $3 & $4 Shoes All our sh303cro squally Mttsfcxtory ; Thsjr plvo the boot volyo tor fiornoney. , Th:y e iuel custom shoes In style and fit. i fhjlr wearing qualities are unsurpassed. . ?he pricce are nRlfnrm,Msrempnd on solaj ' rom Si to $1 saved over other mskea. J . 11 juurdoilBrumnotBuplyyuuwecaa. 1 WALTER BAKER & CO. Tho Largest Maniifacfarers of PURE, HICH CHADS COCOAS AND CHOCOLATES On tkU Co&tlntQt, ha rtotlrtst HISHEST AWARDS from th jtrsftt Industrial and Fool EXPOSITIONS , El T'nllsUtS Ititt it I'rorcM. M Alba Uv a t.f ullK r Lhs-tiilcsUsot !)' tu narsl In inv of thr-ir nrrrwirsrkiini. ThrlrrulictKiu UilK AK 1" Aii 1 COCOA (i hjluli- put (Ui sJlutiio, DDti ciM'4 Itu than ww CnI a cui. WALTET BAKEil &C07C0RCHSTR, MASS- PATFMTIITNJtnii UAUKS Exsnilnstlona s a-ns s w hi w..i put'oC4t,lltly of nvvntlon. hi-tut for li, iiinr. (lulitp. or tmtv lo .el a, Uutt'Ut. 1'ATiai. K ofAHUEl, V.ili,iTos. b.U. WBITERS WANTED !" Ito"wii t h-me. luitnifitten sy MAIL,. waeweii eena a sa riiuuiiini4se Xired. O. IIAVION, liu liiu, I'dllud'n. siiuuttuni n 3 wm jur-'er- - I: : mm ' i Best ftHiyti Syrup. Tbiui CitMid. Tyss I I E In lime fold tT nrustitrJ. I 1 P M C 4 , and do rlehf. make drunkard but the first