A 4 Sip VOLUME 3. REYNOLDSVILLE, PENN'A., MONDAY, DECEMIlEIt 21, 1891. NUMBER 33. nr. l n I I I I I MM I 'l 01 WW L I I Dll O F H F. VOMS VIM. .'. C7SPITMU li-.30.0OO.0O. . ri !;' i rrrii:'nt( Kcnlt ?l li I'.iicil, Viei' IT. -.; .toVirl M. tin wit ir, 4 n.lili'i. Directors: V. Mlteliell, Hi'nlt McClt'lliinil. .1. '. Kill'.'. Josrnh Hii-iiii'.., .Itiscnlt lli'iulcixm, O. W. rillliT. .1. II. Kl!ii-!:'l-. Doe h ireiii!-nUii!iliint:liitsli'e.siin(l Millfitw he ni'i'i mutt or iiicrrliu ills, it-oresliniil in n. fiirmiTH. niivliitnlcH. miner, liinilii'rmcii titui ot her.. tii'oiiiNIn-; i In iiinsi iii r-fit! i i i'ii i Ion to I he IiusIiii'sh iif nil pel - n i Hllfl! IVpnll loc fnl' in, I . Flint Nntlniiiil llimk liullillnit, N.iliin Wink Fir Proof Vault. COM EE INi Where? TO Til 10 on Ail 0, m ii i-:i:k L J. McEntire, & Co., The Groreryiuan, deals in all kinds of Groceries, Canned Goods, Green Goods Tobacco and Cigars, Flonr and Feed, Baled Hay and Straw. Fresh goods always on hand. Country. produce taken in exchange for goods. A share of your patronage is respectfully solicited. Very truly yours, Lawrence J. McEntire & Co., The Grocerymen. First National nam Qont let Hard Times keep ijon awaij! THE, LITTLE ONES WILL T Christmas Presents this year just the same as other years. We are headquar ters for everything in the line of HOLIDAY We have the Largest stock in Keynoldsville. Toys of all kinds. Dolls and Doll Carriages for the Little j Folks. Books, Albums, Toilet Cases, Plush Goods, and Fancy Articles for the Older People. Sensible Gifts for Everybody. A Full Line of Bibles, Testaments, Hymnals, Gospel Songs, Poems, Etc. Books of all kinds are away down. You can get them at your own price. Remember that we have the Largest stoGK or Musical Goods in town. Violins, Guitars, Mandolins, Harmonicas, Banjos, Accordions, Flutes, &c. A full line of Violin, Guitar and Banjo Strings and musical trimmings of every description. You will find our stock complete and prices of goods lower than ever. Remember the place THE REYNOLDS DRUG STORE, . , Main Street, W. B. ALEXANDER, Prop. CHEAPEST anil BEST G80BS! Ever brought to cur town in Ladies' Spring and Summer Dress Goods! Hrandenberg never was Hold less limn 'JO 1o 'J.'c. per van!; will si ll von now for l'-'A. Dimity, Tuvkry Ued D.-.mask, :!7-i " Prints, or Ginghams, - 0." China Silk, : lii lter (Jonds tlian you can Iniy fiity ) ilare else. The same (ireat, llediv tiun in Men's - and - Children's CLOTHING. Children's Suits, 8 ..) " " - 1.00 " " 1.2!) " 1.75 " Single Coats, .no Youths' Suits, ftf.2!) to s.50 Men's Flannel Suits, - 5. f0 " Worsted " 7.50 " Fine Cheviot Suits, 6 to H.50 A fine line of Men's Pants. Come and examine my goods before you purchase else where. N. HANAU. GOODS! r MARY'S LITTLE CAMERA. t A mil" imp'. r:i ii. vy nati Win did ut Ci'M It vpi And rvi iy I'hir" that Mury wont hw tm.lt tin) tiling along. Twr.n of ttv 1:i-t:uii;'iirm kind. Twonld tiik.-lln- li;'litnintr' flnst. Or nnytlimit vmrv iui hly than The int. ri . k' Kin vivAi. Bin trlf d tin- v:tii. r.i mi a fly And cauvlit it tin it llrw, And dI tl.-- In. ;v, I ;:7.uiK 1we hilu fci i- -id irv. But wIm ii hii' tried to catch n 1..y Who Yr 1.1 hi )i" j. leu-It p-m .1 Tin1 inwt:mt;mi'ouM procr? faili d Klin wiiH completely lltorcd. Tho time when lie Ix'un a t;H: Wn very, vrry fow, And when lio did iMKtn ho full, d himv In noon vtis thrimt;h. iI.-.mcH t'aHtln in Homo und tvnntty. K LTECT1 V E A li A 1 1 MS. THE RETIRED BURGLAR TELLS OF AN ANNOYING EXPERIENCE. KflrnmitiTi cl It Mn-t Ili'limrliHblr f,. tvm of f'.uvi;!.ir AliirniH Inn II.Mit Willi I'nlorkcil Duori lli'll Tin Vnn ni! llnii'bnll Hat Till' l-:xplnnAtlon. "Omo ni'Iit laic," n:iiil tlio rr''v'.l tui'i,!;.i', "1 v.rnl into a homo in it vil liiK'i in wist. vii ('..liiiut'lioit, iit(Viii,i ly ii cellar vinilow, (in I usually ilid wlw it I was late, so as nut to tli-stui b the loll: 1 looked iirouuil tlio cellar nit'l loeal' il tho HtairH mid fitat teil up. Alj.iut thii'-'-quarter.-: of the way tip n riijie that was stretched ncrox caunlt i".e tinder tho rhiu and toppled mo over down stairs. There was only tho stotio wall of tho cllar on ono Mdo mid no rail ( it tho other, no thcro was nolhiiiK to pntli to, and I jnst tumbled down As I bumped along sonietliiiiij scattered nIoii( down with mo, whaiiR ImnKiiiK down tho steps over mo nnd under me ami around mo, chasing mo all tho way down, and when I finally got to tho cel lar bottom that thing was lying ncross my chest. It wnB tho coal shovel, which had evidently been stood up ngaiusn tho rop'o and which I had jarred loose. "But tho worst thing of nil was that my lamp was broke. I h t my jimmy on tho way down, but I hung on to my lamp, but now tho litht was ont nnd tho glass w as broko, miS tho slido was jammed around in front, nnd I could not turn It. I felt around till I found my jimmy, nud then I waited to seo if I'd woko anybody up. I didn't hear anybody, nnd so I Bturted ngain, nnd this time I felt my way up tho stairs carefully to tho door. I found it unlock ed, and I had got it open about an inch, I should think, when I henrd a littlo bit of a ncraping ou tlio other side, and tho next instant tho dreadfulost rarkot that anybody ever heard, tho falling of a dishpau that must havo been hanging ou the other nido on tho doorknob or tho key, and nt tho sanio timo what I iniagino must havo boon tho potato masher I don't know, because I didu't look for it dropped from tho top of the door upon my head. "This dii'ir to tho collar opened from a littlo squuro hall or entry way that had, ns I learned by fooling, a door to tho left, to tho kitchen, I Rtippos-'o, nnd ono to tho right, I guessed, into the front hall. I waited n;;nin, but no sound from up Maim, so turned to tho right and opened that door and stumbled tho first thins over a chair closo by in the hall and almost bi oko my shins. I fell along mid found a row of chairs stand ing closo together from that door clean to tho front door. I sat down, in ono ol thorn nnd nursed my shin nnd waltod. Still no sound, nud I tried ngain, and got along all right this timo, and turned off to tho left and into tho parlor, uii'j back front, that into tho dining room, for a wonder without falling over any thing, and I beguu to fool encouraged. But in tho dining room there wag noth ing but plntod spoons and forks, which of course I could tell by the touch just as well as though I'd had an electric light. If they hod any silver, they bad carried it up Btairs, as some people do at night "I turned back into the hall and groped my way through that row of chairs to the foot of tho stairs. To mak sure of the first step in the dark I step ped high and stepped into a pan of wa ter on the bottom step. That made m mod, but I didn't make any noise, and I stopped out of it and started on tip At about the third step my log struck ft string that was strung across these stuira and set a bell a-riugiug that was hang ing ou it, and kicking that string start ed dowu ou mo from above a shower of pie plutos, and presently I fell over it wash boiler that had been sot on tho stairs a step or two up and brought that down ou me. "As I was floundering around in this tinware aud string and bolls and things I hoard children's voioes op stuirs, and a minute later I heard steps in tho hull above, and I could see in the blackness up thoro the whito of a uightgown at the head of the stairs. Then something came sjamming against the banisters, hitting mo as it rattled down aud final ly landing with a great bang ou the floor among tho chairs in the hall. The minute ho threw it, whoever be was, be ran, aud I began to think it was bout time for me to go too. I bad freed myself from the belloord by this time, and 1 got down tbe stairs and into the ball again, and tbura this time I tep ped on a banobnll bat that was what bad come banging down at me from above that rolled ont from under me an I upset uifl rmr?9 more 'inion.n :hno "I (tot up nit I opened ?!i front door it wasn't leek"--! in I a-it out 511 the pl.tzra l3i'f.)ie I '.nijjjt o the top front utep . heard n Ii int bl.ivvuiu from in np aii w in.'i.uv 111 '.in- -i.lc if tne h')u'H an-i an 111-t tut later a Mint ffm wc'1' 1 i' I ) i 'i !! iin:;ii!:r l'l:. re Win : ' I'l' in; .11 Ju.-t. li-lli;j Alld 11 llltle 'iiV. .i-j-v ti:; 1 its' w Mt away I look-id V.t I. n il -:i'- ihce children all in Kit'.'.!: i.M teauititf out of 0110 window .VI lii M '-otid Miiiy- On 0110 side th 'rn i' n 1 ry -if tli'int 1 1, at I should sii"as lv tint Unlit, liiiii!? a pistol. He wan the Vv, no doubt, tint had thrown tho bt;. Din b,f. On the other sid.) wn his yonuuer brother with a good pair of I 'Hit; iiliiwin-r n fi-hhoni about as long ts t lii iin pole, nnd in the middlo was their littlo siMtr swinging n big bull with both hau'l!-. nud take 'em alto gether they weio making a great deal of iioisp. "I didn't wait to inquire about it, but it wan ju-'t nil Hmplo as rolling off a lo?. The children '8 parents had had to pi nwuy 1 oaii'Win iv overnight, sicl.m (r vihir.:. and had l ."t the children nli .ie. Tin; j-otiii folks had forot to loel; the liens, but tlnro really wasn't any ri ' . 'sity of loikiug 'cm, with such ft 1 !.! -';t til.-rm system nMlmt." Now Y01 1: : -mi. a cur:o:.nv or- lunacv. rerlmtlo Hi iu 11 i e of Itlanlu, liy Willi li lie I'lltli n' l.lv i ( lin n l.lvi K, The v i 1 :t 1 ; ' ei it ft --in nf mental dis-ea'-o first. di- oiK-l in l'ntneo, whoso detlv'io chnraeter is given to it by its perioiiieity, end Ik neo it is called folic cirenlaire. In it th ro :;ro three seelii'.iiii of tho mental chvlo that the patient move:i in e!i vat ion, depression and sauiiy and in this round ho spends his life, passing nut of 0110 into the other, for it is, when fully established, a very incurable disease. The patient takes an attack of mania, during which ho i;-i joyous, restless, troublesome, extravagant and often vicious. Ho eats voraciously, sleeps lit tlo and never seems to tire His tem perature is a degree or so nbovo tho nor mal, his eye is bright nnd glistening, ho is enamored of tho other sex, he shows (limine bed telf control and no common sense. This hiHts for n few weeks, or a few mouths more commonly, and then ho passes sometimes gradually und some times rather suddenly into a condition of depression, during which ho is slug gish, dull, looking dilTcrcntly, dressing differently, eating differently, fearful, unreliant and sedentary in habits. This state will last :t few weeks or mouths, nnd tho patient will brighten np into wiutt scorns recovery nnd is to all intents and pnrposis in his normal state. This again lasts for a few weeks or months, und ho gradually gets mor bidly elevated. You find ho is passing through every minute mental phase nud habit ho did at (ir.st. Depression follows, ns before, and then sanity, mid this round of throo states of feeling, of intel lect, of volition, and of nutrition, goes on, circle after circle, till tlio patieut dies, lio lives three lives. Hospital. CIrnilillg HottU'M, It is surprising, says 11 physician, how many people persist ill cleaning bottles with shut att. r the frequent cautious that have been given. Nothing .deans bottles so easily as a handful of shot, which can be. shaken into every aoruer until the gln.s fairly shines with jletn liui.'ss, but tho danger of load poisoning is treat oven when tlio bottlo is rinsed out with jlenn water, nnd it is ioubly .l.tiigeroue when '.hero is 110 rinsing ut at .til, is ,8 usually the use. '.'lean sand is a :onvcuuut and thorough oit tie olcanscr. especially us the partioli's of nan I which adboro must be f terw&rj washed out to lompleto the raaoss. When time is not an object, cottie can be well cleansed by the Aid at potato parings, bat as they must 5e corked in and left to ferment tho plan U not x peditiouB enough for general ate. Philadelphia Ledger. Muei Cuoal Kleotrlf Llghtt. The value if lectrio light taver ef time and money t striktnglr illus trated in a return made of tbe overage timo occupiel bv ships In passing through the Sura canal. With the electric light tho journey is accomplish ed iu eight minutes under 20 hours. Without tbo light 31 hours and 31 mlu utos is the time usually required. London Suu. In IIU Klnuieat. Attendant Professor Pithon, the naturalist, has got the d. t. 's tonight. Imagines he's surrounded by all sorts of quoor snakes. Head Physician Is ho greatly terri fied? Attendant Not at all. He's sitting there, with a sweet smile on his faoo, classifying them. Loudon Tolcgraph. Wlfo Heaton la Oornmnr. They know how to treat wife boaters in Germuuy. The brutal husband has to work all through tho week, turn over bis wuges to his wife 011 pay duy and go to jail Suturduy night and Sunday. About two weeks of this sort of fun takes all the wickodneisout of a fellow. Naw York World. Did Bar DU Miss Eldorly I shall never marry. Laura Probably not, but yon made brave fight Philadelphia Timet. t INCIDENTS OK ARMY LIFE. tJni'tiMnmit Hni'lnl I'rpei-lrnrrs K":tu't!'ties l:M'rlrncnl III 1NiM nml Cilivrl -i'l-.. Notwithstanding the fact that tlio offi cers of tlio Aivirie'in tinny are the vi ry pink of courte y. tiny nometlnies in pii' t nnd garrison Hie have very iniph us nut social cNpi rii i ces. An nliii i- i.i a nai ri. en is't'-sigiii ! iini ti i s noi itceord lug to the ncciSMlh a of his iaiuily, hut ill ueeenla'ii e wiilt bis rank. It llu rrforo comes out (jiiiie frequent ly when a new cfil'ier is sent to a po-t thnt there are many changes of quar ters, sons to make room for him. VJ10n n new miijnr arrives, for instanc e, ho selects tho qtiarti v.i tinil suit him best, it matters not who occupies them, pro vided tho occupant is below him in rank. IIo can turn nut 11 major lower on the list or any captain or lieutenant, nnd each of these when di.' posse:-i cd can choose for himself what quarters suit him best if rc upied by mi interior in rank. One move, tin rcforo, may lnako n dozeu others. Tho women of tho ar my, It is said, are greater st ii klers for their riyhts than the men. Hut, the men themselves, whili' ! vviii'j all tho fniins of liiijii; cimllesy, sometimes push their nntln.rlly to the fullest limit. For iustaii'.'c, nt a two company post in the west umio j-eitrs :!);) 11 captain of infantry was in cei'iniand, ns bis com mission whs of olih r ilato tl.au that of the captain of cavalry nl.-o (lure. Tim two captains wi ve mutually antipathic. I't their nfiicinl intercourse all tho forms Vi ve i.Vi'tv d, but still 11 v.us plain to all that they o.ntialiy i!i. likul each other. Ono day the si nii.r taiilaiu or dered the junior t j t ike a tilo ef men to tho forest nnd rut tho firewood ncedi d for tho winter. This duty ordinarily would have been ludv. n to a ser;,i ant c;r corpora!. The cavalry captain had 110 recourse nnd was ohMrcd to obey. Just ns ho pit. outside tho post tho mail, whirl! camo only now and then tit in tervals of a week or so, arrived, nnd tho cnvalryman stopped for letters. Ono of these bron;;ht liim his com mission ns major, lie nt onco issued nn order taking command of the post and then another order assigning tho wood chop ping duty to the lute commandant. (Jliicngo Times. PAINTINGS OF CHRIST. Tbe Ft.A a lit-plrtt'il by Hnme nf the More Modern ArtlNla. Among tho moro modern paintings representing tho Saviour is that by Cor. regglo, painted in tho sixteenth cen tury. It represents Christ with short curly beard, with long waving hair, sur mounted by a crown of thorns. There is u look of niuto anguish ou his face that is heartrciidiiifj, but nevertheless tho face is rather weak. Tho most terrible likeness is that painted nt nbout tho tiamo timo ns that ot Correpitio by Albert Durcr. It rep resents it powerful face, with a (Irecian cast of countenance, with eyes distorted by pain and anguish, nud oven a tritlo of nugcr is apparent. Tho Christ of P.aphael, n contempo rary of both tho above, is nn essentially Italian work, tbo faco being Italian, nit hough tho model for the forehead nnd upper faco was evidently a woman. ThuKembrandtC'hvlstof thuFcvi nfet nth century wears nn unpleasant expression about the im .fit h and has too Ion;; 11 faco to bo perfect, yet it is 0110 of tlio groat artist's last effort!!. Perhaps tho most fantastic pietnro of Christ is that painted in tho iiftoenth century by Leonardo 1: Vinci. It rep resents tlio Saviour looking over his shoulder, a cynical smilo on his face. A hand may bo n"cn in his hnir, evi dently drawing tholiead to ono t-ide. It cannot compare in beauty, however, to tbo same artist's face of Christ in tho famous "Lord's Suppor. " Tho noblest nud tho grandest is that by Titian, painted in the sixteenth cen tury. It is a faco of resignation, of firmness strong, yet mild; mild, yet strong. Titian was 00 years old when he painted this, nnd it is considered ns one of his masterpieces. Of tho absolutely modern paintings of Christ thoso of Munknczy, Ary 8hef f er and Gabriel Mnrx rank highost Sti II every one of thoso is an imaginary pro duction, aud the Saviour will still cou tinne to bo the "Man of Mystory." Edgar Mols in Homo and Country Good When You Find It. Jndgo Culdwoll of North Carolina was slow to see tho point of a joke. On trying a case ou one occasion the solic itor called in vain for a witness named Sarah Moonoy. As she did not answer he Informed the oourt that he could not proceed "without ceremony. " The bar laughod, but the judgo looked puz sled. Some weeks after thnt when at borne tho point dawuod on him, and he brolcn into a loud laugh, Upon his wife inquiring tho cause of his morrlment he explained thnt the solicitor had oall d Sallio Moonny, and when sho did not answer ha had laid ho ooald not proceed without ooromony. The wlfo said sho did not oo the point The Judge aid it hadtakou him three weeks to find it, but when she did fee it it would bo very fnuuy. Oreou Uag. Dreadful PoMlbllltr. -. It wits ovldout that they wore man and wife and wre returning from as sisting at tho wedding of two of their frloods. "Wouldn't it be awful," she was heard to say to blm, ''if tbny wote lo live together long enough to find oat that the si'vor wo gave thorn was only platod?" Iudiuuapolls Journal. PICTURESQUE PERSIAN FUNERALS. t ut Tying t lm ItimaliK nf Hi rinirt PUgl'lm to the (.ulcn of I'aruillno. Saiiig nn occnsional "Yah khaki" frem tlio threat of 0110 of tho tan'Tlo headed nnd wild eyed dervishes stink ing along barefoot in tho sand, not a sound breaks t he f-tillncs-t of tlio bright October morning ns our caravnn moves toward tho In nlga over tho Ilulnian Hi tr, thnt lends to the town of Kluinukiii, the customs ntid saniiitry station of tiio Ottoman government, nbontthrco hours v (list, men from tho Turko-Persian frou tiir. It is u singular cnvaleado we form, too, a veritable "enravnn of tho dead," for tbo true pilgrims among us are main ly defunct Persians, whoso remains nre being conveyed direct to tljennet, the "gates of paradise," at the foot of their mat faint and Ag.i, the liniin Hussein, nt Kctbpln. Iu front, and perched high up ou tho biuret camel that could bo 1 begged, borrowed or hired for tho jour ney, ride our tsliaunh, or conductor, swarthy nud turbnnncd, tho bluo iu his garments prcclniming him a said or do- ' lieciidaiit of tbo prophet. Tho pro) bet, I may lcinntk in passing, lu;i n s .onn:f liueh i:i every Persian village, IIo 1 olds aloft tho royal ensign of tho empire nf the sun und lion, bearing 1 1 .0 11 1 inn of tho shall nnd bin own below it in letters of gold. Following him march tho ' liaasbkesh, or "carriers of tho (lend," Mich nt tho head of n long Htriug of mules laden with tho remains intrusted to them. Tlio nnimals aro m by churl adars muleteers and each benrs two bi.rties, one slung on cither side whero tho pan niers would ordinarily ba Tlio corpses, when intact, aro carried iu hermetical ly closed cases, but eomparativley few of thoso nto tc bf found na n tnlo, ninong these defunct, pilgiims 1 lio ex pense would Ir tor gn-nr. ho ti pious Persian w ho desire- ts giVi(Tert to the Inst wish of hi departed parents waits nnttl nothing of tbei' temaius Is left but tlm "keleton which is thou swathed in bandages, mummy fashion, 1111 1 hand ed over to the naushkesh to bo taken to the gato of paradise, which every good Shuto (irmly bulinvei is nt the exact spot where tho sainted Hussein is buried iu Kerbnlti. Fat the greater unmber'of tlm mules comprised iu our caravan aro laden with such bandaged bones nnd swathed koletoni slung ou each side, the outline showiug distinctly through wrappings as they swing to and fro with the measured pnoiug of tho ani mals. LoudonStaudnrd. Dnngprous flurgery. Medical authorities havo in some cases had renson to regret too nctivo and energetic surgery in diseases ot the nose nnd throat. It has in a numbor of instances appeared that partial or cu tiro (leitfncss has followed operations, nnd complete loss of tho sense of smell is not uncommon. Conservatism is gain ing ground among tho best surgeons, nud pnlliative treatment is recommend ed whenever there seems to bo 11 chance that it might havo the desired effect. Tlio best doctors know that tho knifo is a good servant, but nn exceedingly bad master, nnd only thoso whoso skill and judgment tiro likely to bo fnnlty nre willing to cut nnd slash on tho slight est pretext. New York Ledger. Tlifrn Wn Ono IllnVrcncB. Perhaps tho liest nnturcd nnd nt the samo time, ono of tho wittiest rejoinders: in religions di.-puto wns thnt mndo by Father O'Leary to an Irish Protest nut "I have 110 objection," snid tho latter, "to havo Iho Virgin Mary treat ed with reverence, but only ns a respectnblo, vencrablo woman, just such n one ns my own mother." "Still," roplied O'Lenry, "yon must nllow there is some (liiTereuco in tho children." Philadel phia Prcsi. A Cariout Illrd. Jan Oohnutor, a Viennese book agent, discovered a curious bird in tho Aus tralian bush, whero ho has been travel ing in tho interests ot his employers. Tbe curious creature resembles a guinea ben In size and shape. At the bottom of tbe lower bill of the female is a large pouch, something like that of the peli can. It is not nsed as a storage reservoir for food, but a place of refuge for the young when frightened. nolmes on Shelley. Shelley vaporized everything in big glowing crnciblo, but thoro was gold at tho bottom of it. When I look at him, spreading tho starry wings of his fancy over bis chaotio philosophy, he seems like a seraph hovering over the un fathomable chasm, whose blackness lit the abode of demons. "Autocrat of the Breakfast Table." Hopeful. "I am not suah whethub she loves me or not." said Willie Wibblos. "Have yon had any onoouragemont?" "Yes, indoed. I am infohmod that she wofors to me as 'it, ' just as she does, to her pet dog. "Washington Star. The whiskers of a cat are supposed by tome naturalists to be provided with nerves down to the tips, while others be lieve that tbe base of the bair is better fitted ont with nerves than most other parts of the skia Dr. Johusou said, "No man in bia senses, if be could gut a young girl, would marry, widow." Ho himself married widow many year bis senior. The St Croix river, in Maine, wa named from the crots made by two rlv ars at it month.