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Q MITCHELL,
ATTOKXKY-AT-L.UV.
llflli-o fin West Main sit t. i-ppiwltc the
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Hi-slili'iit ilciiiUt. In Imllillitir nciir Metho
dist rlitiivli, npiHisite Al-nnlil lihH'k. lirullt
fll'MR ill OIK't'UtlllK.
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ATTOKNKYS-AT-LAW,
lliimk villi-, .Iciri r-mn Co., I'n.
Oilier In room fniiiicilv oei'iiplccl by dimliui
& CorlH-tt Win Mil In Si reel.
W. L. KcCRACKEN, 0. M. McDONALD,
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rlnss work ilnnciit l-ritsniiiihlc pi-lrcs. (ilve
tin Intimity li lilnl.
All Kinds of Work
in the Dental Line
Promptly and Neatly Done.
Dr. Harbison in a graduate
of the Halthnore College of
Dental Surgery, the oldest
dental college in the world.
Office on Main St., oppo
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Dry Goods,
Notions,
Boots, and
Shoes,
Fresh Groceries
Flour and
Feed.
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OPERA HOUSE BLOCK
&-ille, Pa.
REAL ART IN DEGGING.
Tin- Hi-cuni" Mrl Mi- l to li-t tho At
ti Titli.ti nf UN lull nil. .1 li tlni,
Thi' pi'nfi'"iiiiiiil )'i'':ir in Nnv Yurie
mm vnriiuM ilcvii'i'" lo pt u In 'in i it r r,
fiT if In' f .111 ntli'il 4 :i i 1 1 tin) lit I 'lit lull nf
lit-i int. inli il ii'liin liu Inn tnUi-n Mm
(its.' 1 1 i I iv. .i: . I MP vi'-:i.
"Cult Vim : i ' t. tun l'i Mini'timii
nr l ittnl :'. mil itvin " n-l.. l n
jii i i ' y iln' I i timn v. li. i i I inrt in
I'liin I ' nilt flu. t
"Y.-i 1, i l I .i I '!." Hi. .ti- 'I i. i'l
t.t- l! , i.i r :.:.! .'.'. I i ii '.i .-.it. -I I
tn" I," I :im w i' l.
"I I'.-.v I if is il ' '
"Ai mi' l.-.!:r mil. -, " I Mill.
"Th ;!' :i I iii' wall;, uinl 1 linvi'ii'l, it
fi'lil . I' ,1,1 I )mi ini inn :i nii'l.i I i n
p:iy 1 1 1 y I, iln."
Wli .in titl-'il '1 l '. I I ; t ; : i ' I 1 1 1 1 til'!
v.iln.;! tip; s' m in li'ii'.-n . r, ". 1 1n line
fiti.iy.
"l)n yi.ti t ii':ili ' liTiiri.il r" n-Kt"l :
J-inili'! 1 1 1 1 : 1 1 Willi il 'J I'litiuiir i.'iiiiiil.'fl;iiii'0
ill I., ii ..I lliiili-li
"I iln nut. "
"1 1 1 v i) in lliilnili. il. C'Uil'l vim Innl
mo .') l i nn t. i iy my fi triune, ns I
Imvpn't n ri iii? 1 will p:iy if to ("111111;!
0110 who in ni limil tip 11s 1 urn. "
Iwii l) StlH'O tln u UP! hlllllO 1111111 lnis
Htnvti 1 tltn niiiio roiivi r.-tii imi witli inn,
but ho p ts no fuvtlmr tlinn the lirst
qui'vtinii.
A wnttiiiii was BtiinilniK nt tho cortmr
of Twi lftli Htii'ct nml ISixtli iivi'tmii tinv.-
in iuti'iitly lit tin) .li'llVrsnn miirknt
towor.
"My pour f ilil rys urn not, nnicli
(food, " Blin mill In noliloitiy nml tlicii
turning to 1110 iikKimI, "Cull you sue
what tiino it is liy Unit cliK-k?"
"Ilulf past 0."
"So lain? Mistor, could you glvo
poor wouiiiti a few cunts?"
At 10 o clock alio wiim still at her
post.
"Ho cnroful If you no In tltoro, " ftiid
a Kditocl nppnnring innn ns 1 upiuoiicli-
ed tho cutrmicn to a plnce of nmusn
DJOllt.
"Why?" I nsked.
"I linvo jnnt coma out and find I linvo
hnd my pocket picked, nnd I Imvo to no
to Yonknrs to got homo, t'oulil you lend
me htilf a dollar? I will return It. "
I wntolicd the man until ho hnd col
lectcd two hnlf dollnrs.
"Did you drop those, sir?" asked a
boy ns he rnn up behind me with a pmr
of chenp eyeglasses in his hand.
"No. They are not mine. "
"I am sorry, boss, for I thought you
might give mo a few cents, as I have
had nothing to cnt today."
Two other men were approached in
tho name, miuinor before I had walked a
block.
One evening as I turned from Grand
.street into tho Bowery n mnn who was
approaching dropped a coin at my feet,
and I had to stop to prevent n collision
with him as he stopped to pick it up.
"Nearly lost my nickel," ho said,
"and I 11111 trying to get another to pay
for a night's lodging. Could you help a
poor follow out?"
Very likely ho got his lodglug,
New York Herald.
patti as a hostess.
Life nt Cralg-y-Nnn ft MUturc f KlHtrll
lirM nml M i ftlinrdii.
Scnsitivo persons who happen to bo
invited to spend a week with Patti In
her castlo in WuIcb may do well to think
twice beforo accepting. The divine.
Adcliuu is tlui reverse of an ideal host
ess, and Nicolini is 110 more pleasing
as host.
Thoso who have tried it say that lifo
at Craig-y-Nos Is a mixture of stateli
nous, show, cheeseparing and discom
fort Lights are out at 10:80 in the cas
tle. In the biliord room, about which so
much has been written, guests are not
permitted to play on either madame'l
or mousiour'i own particular tablo, but
must use another, provided solely for
them. Both Nicolini and hit tittle
tpouse are billiard fiend and wouldn't
have their precious tables touched by
profane players.
At the sumptuous dinner table the
same royal monopoly exists in respects
lo wines, the Nieolinis having their own
choice and expensive brands and an in
ferior quality being served to their
friends. This is all done with absolute
frankness on the part of the hosts, and
should an unwary visitor help himself
from the Nloolini bottle he is brought
op with a round turn and told he must
not, for that wine is only given to the
petted head of the house) Loudon Cor
respondent Coatl Plpel.
The Turkish hookah and the Persian
nargile are the most magnificent and
expensive of all pipes.
The tubes through whioh the smoke
it drawn are made of leather covered
with velvet, or with gold and silver
among the very wealthy, richly orna
mented with precious stones, while the
receptacle for the water it usually form
ed of glass handsomely out, or engraved
and gilt, or of precious metals decorated
with enamels.
The liquid in this bowl is frequently
rosewater or other delioately perfumed
distillation, adding considerably to the
fragranoe of the smoke. The tobacco is
lighted in a reoeptaole at the summit of
the pipe, whioh is also formed of gold
tr silver and studded with magnifloent
diamonds and other gems. The tubes
vary in length from five to ten yards,
and the whole paraphernalia is often
borne behind a nobleman on horseback,
so that by this means he can continue
his smoke at the inclination takes him.
Atlanta Constitution.
Passing of the boot.
Ill'inni! cf I'l.nt flrar fttini ropnlnr Tr I
nml Wi't.
Tim (ll'tiitii.-heil tiSe nf IioiiImI:) 11 mut
ter nf eiiiKM tii lo tho mntniliii tiir. 1 nf
tlirin nml In ill"' Jirnilip'ris nf liruy
;ln-r ninl lieaty rnlf; l.ins. Tv.i -i.iy
yrti'-i !i','o t!i" r.".lf limit ii 'luslry w.i.-i ;i
liml'li ntH' in New i;n:.!;iiil. I nln
tin'. I! 'i Wi'l n I. till llli '1 Willi I I "ii.l ill N 111 r!
pi lu 1 .1 r::!f l I ; i M'lu-iu y. 1 .r a
1 1 1 '' n!i. (In- f ile lnis l.i 111 i.'iailniiMv fall
.1 ".' 1 li, !;::! ti i!..y it is ,.f Its ully nt y
iiiin
1!.' .
thn 1
I'lllr
11 .1
i -'a ". A . w li.:ii:ii!n 1 1 w i.f
iiii'ltnlc limits ii . a s u i;i'ly, lust
nl-mtl I.I toil li' lit In llliMilltit to
Yl'lii 'I I'lllf ln.l:l Wl IT mill'lt ill
, maiMi! ,ii'l '.il l 1 s riiiisiilti il llm pr.l'-
t 1 I 111 ' !..' I ' . : ' . , III V Jii ; J ; J (I
n';t: ;i ' ii ' i::r, i-i.;.iil riilinii. 'i'lin
li ,s . I .; 1 1 . jll' I I ! 11.1 1I1 ll itll hiiU
tlili li.ny. 'i lie -hr nml i n m i nt mnl
nt In r IV'ii'if nl iiriii'.nniitiitiiiii Wetr in
liiiil mi tin' 1. nf Hie luiuts. Then1
Were liiuli ln rl.i, nnd liuiii- a.i reHlriUiiig
fpi ( in 1 11s nf tin i lnii'ical nit. Tim cult
wi tn inlaid Willi rnpn r, y.ine nml lua-s
nnil.i. 'I'1:;1 i-uwIhh i no IniiL'rr 11:1V (:5
furil jip.ir nf I Liit. Thry want nilistatirn
iiislcail nf slniw. I Slit Iln y wrvr nut tint
only vran r.s of ealf limits. They wrro
exlrii-ivrly wnni. HI any men prefer
tlirin today, though the litiiiihrr i grow
iiiK less. Tim old fa-Ilium d Hlnya lionls
wrn fiirmrrly Hold in largo itiantities.
Thry urn well nih nlisnli to. Thero fol
lowed a 1I1 "Manil tor a lighter ami mora
H'ylisll article. A kip boot of iinrr tex
ture was prndueed, about equal ill up
pi aianeu to tho best ealf limit, hut thi.i,
too, has fallen sotuewlint into disnsn,
nml tho sales this si nsou nro si'iiirely
ovrr one-half tho usual amount. Where
thero wero SO factories proiluoing boots
exclusively thero is now not 0110. Even
tho farmers nro using heavy shoes in
stead of limit:!, nnd if it becomes n ne
cessity to wi nr long legged boots they
buy rubber. Shoo und Leuther Report
er. FIVE CONSONANTS IN A ROW.
A I'oIIhIi Nnuiit Tlmt Hintnils a llouil Ural
I. Ilti Two fcnfiiceft.
A Bubscrihcr to tho Milwnukeo Ben
tinel is curious to know tho correct pro
nunciation ( f tho I'olish iiiiino Ilrzczctt
ski. Iln emtio across it in nil account of
mi affray which took placo on Hobieski
street, that city, nnd evini.-ed a desiro
to master itn prouuiieiation. On investi
gation it was found that tho name, if
really spelled us indicated, must bo
pronounced Hsli-tchitiskl, tho "rz" Do
ing sounded about as the English "sli, "
and the "ez" us tho"teh" in "hitch
ing." Homo of tho Poles in Milwaukee aro
in favor of a reform in tho spelling of
their names. As a matter of fact, tho let
ters in tho Polish alphabet do not repre
sent tho saitm sounds n:i tho letters in
tho Lntin or English alphabet. For in
station, tho Polish w Isequivnlent to the
English v, mid tho 8 sometimes assumes
tho sound nf sli, tho 2 that of tho Eng
lish 7. in n.tiro. Tho Polish tonguu con
tains a great many morn sounds tlinn
tho old Latin did, nnd in order to ex
press tho additional sounds in Lntin
characters it wtis found necessary to
combiuo (lifi'crent consonants. Tho re
sult is Mint a person familiar only with
tho English language regards tho Polish
unities ns Jawbreakers nnd despairs over
their pronunciation.
A reform in tho spelling of Polish
names similar to tho reform adopted by
91 nm. Mndjtt-kn in tho spelling of Iter
nauio would bo a great relief to hun
dreds of people. iModjoskn's nnnio in
Polish is spelled Mndrxojewska, in 11
manner in which no Englishman or
American living would bo nblu to pro
nounce it Chcrvinskl would sound tho
sumo way as Czerwinski, ouly everybody
would bo nblo to read it
A Htmlila Forewoman.
When John Thompson, who drives a
coal enrt for J. T. Story of Kent avenue
and Wilson street, Brooklyn, was ar
raigned in the Gates avenue polioe court
the other day before Justice Quigley on
a charge of driving a lame horse, a
stout, elderly woman stopped to the bar
and commenced tpeaking:
"Ton have nothing to do with thit
oase," said the justice.
"Indeed I have," said the woman.
"I am foreman of Mr. Btory's stables,
and I oan assure yon that the horse only
went lame the day of the arrest "
When the justice bad recovered from
his surprise, he was informed that Mrs.
Mary Rocket was indeed forewoman
over a stable containing 60 horses. A
year ago hor husband was removed from
the position of foreman, and hit wife
was put in charge. Jnstioe Quigley fin
ed the prisoner 5, whioh Mrs. Rocket
paid. New York News.
Kep oa aolaf.
Above all things, the novioe must
learn "to keep on going, " as the bicycle
teacher says. The tendency is to stop
working the pedals when one feels a lit
tle afi aid. Fatal mistake I Almost every
possible disaster oan be averted by a bi
cycle rider if she only remembers to
"keep on going," to sit up straight and
to use the handle bars with calmness
and disoretion. It is folly to attempt to
ride a bicycle withont having taken a
few lessons from a capable teaoher. Then
mounting and dismounting, riding and
turning are easy, and falls will not co
lor. New York Journal.
The most splendid pair of thoes on
record wore those worn by Sir Walter
Baleigh on great court occasions. They
were of buff leather, covered with pre
olous stones and rained at 185,000.
CH0U.V3 CHIMES.
Ttin C'rlt It- nf i..r .i- i's 1 ..:t ltunilrr-1
Itlnir n I i-u- rieiiiKin-
1 Huppiisn soel 1 ly v.'i'.l l'leiithe innrr
freely now that it i 1 n-.-.un d that ll.i sol
lisnnt Iniili v's miiip' is not. to bo drag
gi i tllMti'.'li the e iiil'is.
Vk'i'.nl .McAlK: I r Ii.h v. !- 'y il. cl.li d
to pel tin his '1111 1 b y ward's mi air Willi
lrs. Met 'all by payii';.; her 11 lump 111111
to slimii, lo I s .nit, In s ,ii.
Tim innn jr iil i ri t )in il i"e it, but
w'niti'Vi r i .. m ' It m-.i- I hat
il v.n 11 .; i:.i 111 I ii" 1 1 I mall l i shell
rut.
It sei'tns iri'p'. i ,'i'ii t't-t Midi n
slcaily guii!'; iiM . , 1 .' Inp. r should
hnvo mi mil' " . iii i';'i" 1 mi w'"i i 1 nlso so
lit 1 1 li'! I VI 1 thiil ! "b: i.llliilil mnl Well
l.iiov.ll s.icii !y I t i!.. .-M'p tlm "tiil:;-
1 l:i ill l;is b .i.ill ; 1 ' 1 lu! elf l!in oili
er -v 1 1 1 1 1 1.11 In r nr. it m'HUiiiis.
It w:n a 1 uriiiiH i 1 1 i ! lit all round,
nml aliliniiii I am not nl'A'.iy.s nf Man'H
way nf llinil.iir.: I a : i t in 1,. at ho has
ilium I liu eiitii'i't lliim: i'i thin instance.
So ban M"-. .' b ' ' ill.
"lis. E i!.. il Alil'r, who was Mrs.
('oiirtliiliil l'alim r In f. ' -lm 111:1; 1 i. it
the elrvrr yniing physician who is now
her liitsband, mnl In r liauht' r, ?.Iiss
Lvu Palmer, 1110 going 011 11 visit to
(Joorgo Yii'idi'iliilt at Ashevillo, N. I.'.
'i ho l'alinrrs, wliiiam all learned and.
stuiliotis, und ( !eor,:o V.uidi rbilt, who
Is extremely bookish, in 11 old fri mis,
nnd nothing could be mum mil oral than
tho proposed visit.
Yet one of thoso infernal Imsyboilies
who make it their lui.-im ss to start falsi;
rumors sees in this visit n positive de
termination on tho part of the youngest
Vmiderbilt to marry Aliss Palinrr.
Ko for nbont tho twentieth timn wo
hnvo this very rotiringyoiinglellow en
gaged to bo married, und then tho other
idiots take thn matter up ami solemnly
arguo that it is a very suitable and al
together immense match.
Of courso thero is not a word of truth
in it.
Tho almighty American dollar has
received n very severe setback in the
caso of Thomas Nevlns, a newly rich
man who went abroad not long ago
with tho intention of buying Killceii
castle, near Dublin, nnd of flying tho
stars nnd stripes from its turret day mid
night.
Tho Carl f Fingnl, who owns tho
castle, wits in flnnnciiil straits, und Kev
ins thought ho could drivo n bargain
with him.
Rather tlinn sell, tho earl hns raised
enough pounds to pay off tho mortgages,
nnd tho dollar is not in it.
A lino old Irish gentleman is tho Earl
of Fingal, nnd tho American, Mr. Kev
ins, is well, let ns sny, a failure.
(..'holly Knickerbocker lu New York lto
corder. CRISP A BAD SHOT.
Tie I'irtil Hulls at a Nrgro'ii 1 1 end, liut
C'uiililn't Hit It.
Ill a description of tho Ilawkiiisvillo
(Gn.) fair the Atlanta t'onstitutionsays:
"Tho head of a Pulaski negro, stuck
through tho holo of a canvas, on which
was painted n largo cut watermelon,
With tho negro's head in the heart, was
too much of uu attraction for oven
Bpeaker Crisp, Major A. O. Paeon mnl
Benntor Pat Wulsli to resist. They had
just finished their political speeches
and wero taking in the sido shows when
tho eloquent fakir who iiiiinagcstlm im
itation mi Ion, mid real negro with a
skull apparently of steel, sang:
" 'Como up, gentlemen, und try threo
throws each at tho head of tho Uoorgiu
coon I Throo throws for C ceutsl Every
tiiuu you hit tho negro you get a good
cigar. Ah, gentlemen, there's luck to
tho man who hits that negro's head.
The man who can do it can go to tho
United States senate. Gentlemen, I'll
guarautoo tho suuutorship to tho lucky,
thrower I'
" 'Well, Pat, I'll try it with yon,'
said Major Bacon. 'And, Crisp, yon
must be in this. '
"The statesmen didn't shuck their
coats, but thoy obuoked balls at that
negro's head with as much enthusiasm
and good naturud jollity as they have
canvassed the state for the Democracy.
The negro proved an expert dodger, j
however, and not a ball tonobed the sen
atorial goal, bnt tho statesmen hud lota
of fun out of it, and one of them may,
do tome luckier throwing when the log-'
islature meets."
Lamont Hobby.
Politics is Lamont's hobby. Dan
would rather talk politics than eat
Mrs. Lamont onoe told me that she was
frequently awakened at night by Dan's
talking politics in his sleep. His knowl
edge of New York politics is encyclope
dia 'He knows every politician in New
York oity of any note and could off
band give a good biographical sketch
of them alL He knows the name of ev
ery member of every congressional,
state, senatorial, assembly and county
Demooratio committee. He's thorough
ly familiar with the politioal history
not only of this country and New York,
but of every other state in the Union
and of every oouutry in Europe. Ln
mont is not in politics for what there is
In it in a fluauoial sense. He's in it
simply because be loves it It's hia hob
by. Rochester Post-Express.
In shipping potatoes in extremely
cold weather paper inside and outside
of the barrel affords the best protection
known.
A Sheffield bootmaker displays tblt
notioe in his window: "Don't yon wish
yon were in my shoes?"
r: itrin whi:t principles.
Dili Slll'llli Cilll,' V. Iln- ti niiiitliili I Or
'I llM I til 1 lit ll.l ( lull.
All linli-na I.e., :: ','nv Albany lias
a Woman's . ,11.-1 eluli v, iiich is pmliably
Ulinpin In I" . t. I 1 'iiln mi l eml inf
rub s nml . .1 " ... It v.,.; ;;.iuii.':l
III I ',: 1 mi l 1 r . in il '"I ho K.rii'l
liattlr ,'bt I i'. " 111 lei' I- mnl inl
mitai inn nl ; .1 a nl 1 .: liiurpji
Lui'ili'b illur i, , ,,1 . . , : 1 "KM
y.n;h l'.aiMe i....y .1 ( ,. :!i, who,
lP'.'.t. to In , 1 ',; , I . . il l l;i 1 1 1 i- inri
of v.lii-l. '
That lieai', s- i' lis ni l l-nly, villi "a
fill", l::-l i'i a . . . eui..;i ,'i.iiice" mhi
relllt inber "11 i.-. i-,:..ii l.oi 11"
111 Id Very m-il ii n,i iii",ll'priili,l: in;
I.'pillintrl enll' 1 I .; . 1 (.,,11- . l lll' I.. 'I
I litn t, rrihl a; e, 1 iiichi, I
(ill l.e fll- 1.. :. I e. 1 t .- .
"(..il.i' S nf ' iiam !-. " ' ie :i,i. ,1 n 1 "ii:..
pme in isliier:.! y nf v. In '," ami (1: at
III t In li 1, 11 n n:e I ii Me 1 " Ii" ii i s was Iht
favm il - suit. "
'1 liu niiillu nf i:," i nu. ii.i club b: III )
crlel rated wish nl (.',,.,11 .Mrs. ; uile,
"A ( I . 1 lite, 11 1I1. ,11 In ai l II mnl 111 "
t i; nr or the mi'.'i". " Tho following
"t'ard nf l'i iii''iile-i" is taken from de
ls ay whirh emboilies her spirited opin
ions: Next to in'V devotions, to lovo a gnml
ganiii nf whist.
To 1'ivo a tiinrntigh paced partner nnd
a deiertiiiin il enemy.
To light a gni -( 1 light, cut mid thrust.
To hale Invors to takn ami givii no
concessions
Not to take out Mlllll linxes, unilT
cntnlb s or ring for a servant in tho mid
dlu of 11 game
Not to introduce or connive at mis
cellaneous conversation during tliu prog
ress of u gnmo
Not to consider "tho noblo occupa
tion" in the light of n recreation.
To unbend the mind afterward over n
book. New York World.
SOBERING UP IN TURKISH BATHS.
Tin- lllliiiloini Iliilinili.r'H Mure Mptlinil of
lluvliiir a Cli-nr Hi-nil Next .Tiiirnlnf
"Hardly a week passes," said the
manager of mi up town Tr-'kisli bath
establishment, tho doors of which nro
never closed, "that wo nro not called
upon to certify to tho fact that some
gentleman lins passed the night with
ns. Tho nil night business is to a kreat
extent niaile up from gentlemen who
hnvo drank n little moro than is good
for them. They do not wnnt to go homo
in that condition mid nro anxious to bo
all right in tho morning.
"They como in here, take a swent, n
shampoo, n pltiugn und n rubdowu mid
aro then prepared for n refreshing sleep,
awakening in tho morning little tho
worse for tho indiscretion of tho early
ovening before. That tho explanation of
their wherenhonts is not satisfactory to
wives or parents in ninny instances I
judge from tho frequency of application
for proof of the same.
"Not long since a lawyer's clerk went
over tho register of our patrons for n pe
riod of two years, anil, fortunately per
haps fur tho gentleman in whoso inter
est tho research was made, found his
nntograph (written quite frequently in
a very unsteady bund) over 50 times in
that period. I bavu since heard that
this proof prevented tho tiling of a di
vorce suit that would havu created n
sensation within tho select 130 of tho
chosen Four Hundred. 1 nm thinking
very seriously of getting up a printed
form, like ono I am told was once, used
in a Denver bathhouse, which when
tilled up would read something like this:
i (Heul.) Ki rul.li.iril'sTlirtihli Until, i
! New Yoiik, IS-t. II, Istil. :
; Tills In to eernry tlmt Mr. Hinall ,lig :
! eiitertil tliin I'Htalilisltiiii'iit at 11 p. lu, '.
: IA t. o, ana n it at lu n. m. r tins i.n
A. Niiiiituwu Clerk.
t. lillOMIIIK, M. 1.,
Keniili nt Physician.
Now York World.
S.
I To Whiten the Hands.
I Coarse and red bauds may be whiten
ed by using a few grains of chloride of
lime added to warm soft water for
washing. All rings aud bracelets must
be romoved before this is used, as the
chloride of lime will tarnish thorn. A
soap containing this ingredient may be
prepared as follows: White powdered
castile soap, 1 pound; dry chloride of
lime, to 8 onnoos. Mix and beat
this up in a mortar to a soft muss with
a sufficient quantity of rectified spirit
Divide the mass into tablets and wrap
it np in oil silk. It may be scented by
adding to the mixture a couple of drams
of oil of verbena. In using chloride of
lime it is very important to be oarefnl
to avoid gotting any of the powder into
the eyes, as it is exceedingly irritating
and may even cause blindness. Popu
lar Magazine.
Recording the Loue.
In primitive times, when men went
Into the fight, it is hardly supposable
that anything like a roster was kept, no
army bulletin printed "Dead, Missing,
Wounded " According to tradition, the
method employed to record the losses iu
battle was simple. Before going Into the
fight every man took a stone and de
posited it in a heap. After the battl.
the survivors took away each one a
stone. Nothing was easier than to count
those stones whioh were uncalled for.
The remainder showed the loss of lifo.
New York Times.
That men are appreciating the value
of the rest cure is shown in an asser
tion recently made by J. M. Barrio, the
novelist, that day in bed refreshed
him as much as a few days spent at the
seaside.
AT THE MEADOW GATS.
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Villi lliy fair ll-in-- ili-.r.vi ttfiircr,
E i' li lii-iillnit flnMvr l'i ,1 tri x Ill.V fell
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il II
I.iil'avi 1 1 e :r, 1 ., :.i. i i y si. in-1 i v n
ill'.! recent Iv win II I -e I'll' i r pn:::l I lo
h-lf l.-u ! I i-r -m ill Ii. : ::: ' : ' '.1
how many i.f tle in it won! 1 le-p.i-..; to
make :i l inii I.
Vi:'i..tii i I'l'nli i ivii'ii iiC ." !.
nnti leek!: !y ..it ('! iic.mli-r ii..-.. ii :.l:
50,(100, wl.ii Ii nee:.- inn' d a lair .'i I,, m
all lie ntli. t v.lio bail nuesseil iii,,,-'h
le-ser iP' -' ii;-, r .c:;ii!g nil lie v iy
Irnm !i,tilr.i In jo.liUO.
"Vi'rll, i,i nt I-iip u, " li'in ti ki '! the
giiici-, "y -ii me all wrong. 'Jin..' :,!((
iippio.iiii:iti 'v Illl.'JUtl beans in a
busl-.il. "
No otie was Inclined to believe bim
until bo sbnv.'eil tli'-m Ihat it ton!: lid
. bean--, selected at riimlnln, toweigii l.i. if
; an ounce Tho rest of tho ralculnii iti
I was simpl'-.
j "Now, then. " said ono of tho parly,
"sini'i- wo are i iigiiyi d in gues-sin;,' i-nii-j
tests, bow many dollar bills would it
take to weigh ns much ns a silver ilol-
Inr"'
j One said KI0, mmther said 75, wl-iln
i the grocer, who know nil about beans,
j put tho figures lit .1011.
"All wrong, " remarked tho man. "It
I takes just 21." This wns proved to bo
the case bv experiment. Xew York
! H'.Tald
The Mln.l lirmllng liny.
Tho policeman hnd been standing on
the corner for about ten minutes, nml a
foxy looking boy sitting on n nearby
doorstep win watching him Tho boy's
curiosity ovrrcimo him nt Inst, and he
fldl?d ftlons up to the officer
"t sny. Mr. Copper," he said at a
safe distance, "what ars you standi n
on this corner for?"
"That's mv business." he replied
curtly
"Well, yon eom to be 'tendin to It, "
ventured tho boy.
"That's what I'm paid for. '
"Alio snmce, " chirruped tho lad, "I
know what you're standin thero for. "
"I'll givo yon a nickel if you'll tell
mo," bantered tho officer as lin held out
n coin to tho kid
"Throw it to mo. " snld tho boy, keep
ing his distance warily.
"Not innch. You tell mo what I'm
standing here for. and I'll givo it to
you. "
The boy enmo up close enough to
reach thn coin. "You're standin hero
for ten minutes, " he said, with n grab at
tho money, und the officer chased him
in vnin. Detroit Free Press.
x viiiinnnrra AtlllnnltJ.
A couple of weeks no Colonel FPa
georgo, sou nf Field Marshal tiio DuUo
of Cambridge, went shooting in Bushby
pari; with some nf tho Took princes, llo
managed to discharge tho con tents of
his gun uinong thn beaters. Tho news
papers duly reported tho aecidi i:t,
whereupon tho colonel wroto to T'iioi
Times, complaining of exaggeration u:id
explaining tho thing ns quite a tri.'ihig
iifinir. "Threo pellets just grazed ono'
man, nnd another had a tew pellct.i in
his legs, bnt no harm was doun. " Ono
of tho injured men now says ho has a
10 inch wound in tho thigh nnd is still
in bed. His views ns to tho nnionnt of
harm douo naturally differ from tho.
colonel's, and he proposes to tako tPe
opinion of a jury. Thereupon polite so
ciety is much concerned at the audacity:
of a common laboring man setting the1
law in motion against the son of tho;
queen's cousin, particularly as a princeJ
or two may be subjected to thn iucon-
venieuce and indignity of going upon,
the witness stand. London Letter.
Warmth In Old Ago, i
In old age remember that warmth and)
an even temperature are just as essential
to the welfare of tbo aged as proper
food. Many old persons die from bron
chitis, for example, induced by exposure
to a temperature which, harmless to
the young and middle aged, acts severe- -ly
on tho lungs of the old. The bedroom,
of an old person should be kept at a heat
of not less than 60 degrees, aud natural
ly chills should be especially guarded;
against. In respect of the feeding of the
aged, second childhood is like the first
childhood. "Littlo and often,'' is the
motto, and old people shonld have their
food given them in a state of easy di
gestion, above all things. New York
Dispatch.
Mot at Breakfaat.
English Sparrow Mr. Swallow, join
me at breakfast tomorrow. I have in
vited a company of gay birds, and wo
will have a jolly time. :
Mr. Swallow Make it dinner, and I
will accept Look at my swallow tail.
I don't want to be taken fox a Chicago,
bird. New York Herald.
i
Reaasared.
"Jonah," expostulated the whale,
"do keep still. "
"Certainly," answered tho famous
man, "now that I know where I am. I
wasn't sure but I had been caught in a
folding bed, .don't you know. "De
troit News-Tribune.