The tlnr.lee lisp rep.
There I n big lnatil,itid wire In tnlngrnplry
Which transmits thn hulk of dully In
telligence there la a Mr Insutntn.l n-rm In
the hiinmn system which pun bear Ihn Imr
don of mom nln thsn .01 Ihn rust of th
combined, nti'1 Is known nsthnseiiitln
tterve. rtomctlnica f hi wire l rut to cut o(T
Its current sometimes Ihn snrg 'nn'ii knlfn
Is used to cut ihn nerve lo rlprn cx'ruoint.
Itigpnln. Hut there Is onn thing which avoids
this rndlcnl treatment t one euro which.
Ken ctr nine to thn pnlnapot, ntxi solution
im bppn pitrod almost without full by thn
Msa of Ht. .taenia oil. It reaches misery's
Sent and ilmhroiiM It. 1'hin nttnckn I mid
rontn I In Im hidden nmliusoiidn, piln seldom
returns to nnnoy. Tho grntt remedy dot
Its work woll.
BTATa or Onto, Pit or Tor.nno, I
I.ccas 'onsTr. 1
FnAKK J. ciirpiKr wakes nath Ihr.l hn Is the
penlnr psrtnor or Hip firm of K. .1. t'Ht.sKV c
Co., il.ilnu business In Hip city of Tub-do,
County nnd Hint nron-Hiild, and il.it phi. I linn
will pay thn sum of nNK lU'Simi-n Hill.
I. A Its lor each mnl rvpry esse or I ' unr-h I hut.
rsnnnt ho cured by the use "f H vt.t.'si 'ataiiiiu
C'l'll. t'ltANK .1. Oil NKV.
rwnrntn before mn and iiilicrlli.-l In my
pre.ence, thin Hlh ilny of lieccinl-r, A II. Ishu,
A. W. lit eahiin,
ppai.I
T A'-ififcu Puh'lr.
Itnll'sCaiarrh Cure IptnV.n Infernally nn.l nets
directly on Hip hlo.nl nn.l inu.-ou-, i-iirfiici- uf
the nyalrm, HpihI for li 't ini.nliiK fipi..
K. J. Ciil nrr Ac Co., Toledo. O.
IWBold by Druiiglats, J.sj.
Karl's Clover Hoot, thp great nTimt pttrlftpr,
Evpe freshness and clearness tn the dimples,
n nn.l cures constipation, sift cm., ou cU., L
Mr. Wln-hm "a Soothlm S mo for children
trcllllna, softens till Ktlllls. It-.ltlt-i-s IntlilllOIItt
tlon, nllit)H tmln, I tires VI IiiiI colic. ,.r.r. II liolllll
BNalnrs Urn In n llnrrr
rnt In restaurants nnd olten ftmd In-mlb-lentl)
risikcd. Illr-mis Tnlmli-s riiri il ii.iiii j iiti
sour siimim-li anil tntinritliiii'ly relieve lu-iul-mho.
Tin' I n. linn ni'lionl nt ('nrlixln, I'n., N In r
fl nirl-lilliif coiiilltlnii.
1 r. Kllninr'n Fwahhp-IIoot riirt,
nil hlilni'y nn.l IUii.I.I.t lr.)il..-i.
J'liuipltli't iiit.l CoiiHiiiiiitlun fr.i'i
l.iil.riitoiyliiik-liniiiptoii,N. V.
lni n Mi'ki-I I i t'n Hoi,
Tho. mar if M.iuaru lias ).pr
plinii(iKrnilic( nml may lr luvtrd hi
any jmrtof Anifiica for u small f.o.
Tired, Weak, Nervous
"I wn troiil.lo I with thitt tlm.l nn I nil
ron fi olltm, lm. no npp.'tltn, hn I n polish
nti'l n-tthnmll' pymp
toms. I linvo Ui-n
troiihlol tluii mirnn
thlrli'i-n y.'iiiM nn
lin.l to
CiveUp All Work
thrio yi'iirn niro. I,tih
CVlv "t'flnif I rornmon.'iiil
liTV :'L tiiklnii llmtil'i Hiir.m-
i!-V .V ...'i!,' purlllnnnil full bottor
Ullbtf Yj.' nppniiiti rit urnn.i
Mr. Crunk Charon n'"l my rough loft
mo. I hurt) uwl half n lar.in botilon nn.l
am woll man. t Rhouhl hnvo writu-n this
tnterupnt bofore hut wnntinl to wnlt until
aftor pohl wonthnr hn.l m-ttln.t with m nn.l
no If nny pymptoml of my troiihin r't iirii.il.
But not rii, lor 1 nm now In thr Ixwt of
hoitlth. I nm 4ynrii of w, nn.l iloina
full duy'n work at blackmiiithlutf. Iloo l'i
Hood's8' Cures
Barmpnrllln rnrpil my rnmplnlnt nn.l nave
bid rrnowmt hinlth." Fiunh Chib.ik. Cln.ro
mont, N. II. U.H only Hoo.I'b.
Hood's Pllla cure tinuea,iilt'k hpudiu'ln-,
IniHft-pptlon, blliouanrm. Nohl by all druiwiPtik
mil 47
it WORLD'S-TAIR
MIICiUlOrM'P A-VAlr!
a "SUPERIOR N'JTf?'TiOV--TME tIFE" a
GREAT
THE
H Justly equlrcd tlie reputation of being
Tho Salvator for
Invalids
Thc-Aged.
Ait Incomparable Aliment (or the
Growth and Protection of INFANTS and
-O I-I I LDREN
A superior nutritive In continued Fevers,
And a reliable remedial agent
in all gastric and enteric diseases ;
often in instances of consultation over
patients whose digestive organs were re
duced to such a low and sensitive condition
that tho IMPERIAL (JRANLAl was
the only nourishment the stomach
would tolerate when LIFE seemed
depending on its retention ;
And as a FOOD it would be difficult to
conceive of anything more ralatable.
5old by DRUGQISTS. Shipping Depot,
JOHN CABI E & SON, New York.
Your Poor
Tired
Husband.
He has worked hard
all week.
Let him sleep late
Sunday morning:,
then treat him to a
breakfast of
Buckwheat
Cakes.
i
I
J
ft
ABDICINAI
FOOD
NEWS FROM THE CAPITAL.
PROSPECTIVE CHANGES.
EITorts of the Admlnlitr.itlon to Imp.-ov.
the Currpncy Byntrrn.
- . . .
Tim pUn of rornitlnit Iho ourronry nynloni
of tho irovirumtit, whl.'h thn Tri'iLli'iit nn.l
Moi'ri'tnry CiirlWn will ib'tnll to o.mnnni
wli.'n it mi'i'lK In I'.'.'.Miili.'r, Inn I n iiii.lor
iliHi'tiMnlon nlmimt ulnm tho ti'liiiltilKlrntlun
i-nina Into powor. Moiilhs nno Wnihlnxlon
llpnti'ln' HtnlPil Hint Honrotiiry Cnrll-ilo llioti
liml the piilijivt ninli-r I'.iiislil.'riillnii. Hut
im.ri" pri'xliiir ipii'nti.in nrno thnt .liMimnilnl
hln Imnii'illiitii nlii'iillnii, mi l ho Inl.l It nnhln
for tho tiino. Hini'ii tho nil) iiirnmont of tho
Ioiik n.'l.m of i'iini(ri'M luith ho nu.t tho
I'ri'xlili'itt hnvi" ii'..ti'il tnui'li tlmn to ilovN
liiK rni'inn of plniplvltiK nn.l ptrotiuthi-nlnit
tho prrni'iit tutiKli'il mi. I hlltlv iiii4ullfii''l.irv
p.irri'iii-v mpIi'iii, nn.l tho ri'ulH of tlii'lr
Inhnrn will l.o inn In puMI.' In tin 1'ri'sl.l. lil
IniHyiio ntiil thn Hi'iTi'tnry's ri'porl.
ThsPoilnl Byntnin.
Tho nhuuiil rnport of Fourth Aialslntit
I'liHlumtiT lli'iii-riil Muxwoll him I n puli.
inltipil to lh" potuniti.r-KiMii'riil. Thn rn
port i-iivom tho porloil fur tho llf.'nl vi'iir imi.I
i'.I Juno :ill, H'.il. Tho t.itul tui tn I i.-r of o-l-oll...
In op. riitloii In Ihn l ull. '.I Hliilm on
Hint itntn hum nn,Mn.-. (if nW f,(i,Hi7 worn
fourth-Hun oIIIi-pk, nn.l ,i. fin pripl hiillnl,
tho nt-t In.-ri'iiHi. ovnr llm pri'vlo.'! y.'iir lirlnn
1 ,4112. Imrlwr thn vmir 3 IM I p..nti.lll..i'S worn
itiil.ll-hoil nn.l 1.7:11 illM-niitiiiiiml. Tho
work ol tho li.ui.l .llvi-ion nhowivl n ilool.loil
In.'roiiHo, l,iroly ImMiloiitiil to it i hniiKO of
n. 1 1 1 1 i ii it i nt t n.
Blupfln rt'a Troulilp Etnlml.
tr. Hn riiinii, Nionriii;iiiin tnliiNtor liom.hm
ronolToil ri'pnrlK from Hlm-ilnlih Iii.IoiiIIii n
piitMfui'lnry poiiloiiioiit ol Ihn tmuliloA wliloh
hnvo no luiiif iiillioi.-.l tho M.iM.pilto ronorvn
tlon. 8oi.ti.iii.or an, tlm now p .iiKiituii.iii
win priii-liilini'il, drinly nnsortliii; Nl. nr:ii;iiiiii
BUpri'iiiiioy thorn, nn.l ( nho. n Iho llrt oiui
Biliutloiini Kovornor, wn forniorly IhmIiiIIi iI
In oilloo. All nlk'un of oppiwltliiii hiul ilinip
t'oiirnil, nn.l thn Amorl.-nii rofhloiiH, tmlnlilv
Villl.iiiikii, who hinl In . n pxlloil nn.l nltor
wnrl .iinliuii'.. voliintnrlly ituvn thoir nl
lnlon to tho now Kuvoriinioiit an. I ntio.l in
Italuitlutiiiii.
Twonty-alit Coiitontpil Snnts.
Thn llopulilionn nnllmml i"tii;rnliiiiiil nutu-
niliioo lm r Ivml lufiiruintiiiii of thn in-
toutiou of Ihroo morn I'limlliliitoK to 111., run
IomIh nnuiiiKl thoir piimpollt.irH who will ho
Klvon pools In thn ll.iimo of lloproM'tiliitivon
on tho f I thn rolurn, miikliiir n tntnl ol
twoiity-pix Honln whii h will I iintoHo.l.
Thow iioliopp poniii Irnm Mr. Orion u( ill. i
Thinl .Minmiurl iliHtiii'l, who will coiiloit Mr.
Iini'kory'p rlKht to ti.n pout: from Mr. Mi'vnra
of HloHIMll Arkllliaim, Who will ollti-NtM
Noll, nml from Mr. Hpmirof thn Third North
Carolina, who will cutout Hlinw.
AflTil. MIIKH.
Filwnnl K. f.owry, of Ohio, linn boon np-
fiolnlnilpi'nnipni.rotiiry of thn I'liltod Htnion
i'K m ion nt l'okln.
A Ptiitnmniit propnrnil nt Iho buronii of
tiitlKtlopphowii Hint thn total vulilo of thn ox
pnttii of ninri'hnndtso from thn I'liltod Htiitoa
ilurliiK Ootolior win M;l,B.riH,:i7a. Thn luiporti)
ilurliiK Ootohor aiuountnd to t.V.l,tiHl,U7t.
Thn pntlmntn of tho next Hondo of llopro.
.ontutlvpB hp prnpnrpil nt ltnpulilioiin hniul
qunrtorn, phow litft llwpnhlli'uiiP. HM Uomo
rrntp, nnd A I'opiillpt. TIioah IlKiiriw Imvo
not bwn cIipiikoiI now for two or thron dnya
and thn ror of thn noxt llnuaa when made
up will Bliow Illumine.
THE NEW DIPHTHERIA CURE.
Remarkable Showlna- of Ita EnToeaoy
Demand Exceeda the Supply.
AmonR the reports comln to the Dppart
DiPtit of Hlnte from our Conniilp nhtond upon
the now enrum troalmont fordlplithoria,liion
from t'onpul (loncral Clmrlon ) Kny, nt Ur
lin, cxhlhltlnii thn ofllnupy of tho now front
nioiit by oompHrlpoti. Hn pm)h Hint the
pnlnlillphmi'iit nt Hohnrliiir, nnnrthn Juiinforn
lluiilo, hna forty liorpnn iitulor tri n'mont f.n
thn proiliii-tion of anrnm, ynt thn doniniul foi
thn nrtii'ln Imp boon to iirmtt Hint the Iiohi.
lulu rnn out of It In Ki-pti-inlmr. 'J'hl hn.l a
piiiKUlnrolTpi'tontlie doath rato, Whllo foi
diihthnrln III chihlrnn on. lor four, thn most
dillltiilt port, th rnto hml punk to 11 poroout.
Iwforo thn exhniiPtlnu of tho nto.ro of oruin,
It rose during Ootolinr to tiU pnr cotit.
The perum l coatly, bnoHuan CPtnlilUhnintiti
tor Up production am few; It tnkrp a Ioiik
while to prnpnrn, nnd miiHt bo hml oompnra.
lively froph. It ! givim out Hint it InkoH nt
loast nine mnntlip, and aoniotlinoa a your to
to K"t Hip auimnli all uii.lor thne ynnra old
Into condition. Unn nuiinul (loop not fur
iiIbIi niiii'h blood nt a time any two iiinrtn,
It mupt he oarufully fed Imtwonu dntpp of lap.
plnir, nnd hp in time thnatromith of Ita blood
as menus of a cure kIy out, it la noopppnry
to go ovnr nxulii thn prnnnpsof rultivntluir the
bacillus. Absolute certainty Is not ascribed
to tho cure, and especially cases 111 Willi b
other dipoapee are present phould not be con
idervd a fitir test of Ita virtue. It Is not at
all a panacea.
DEATH OF DR. M'COSH.
The Aged Scholar and Teacher Calmly
Goes to Heat.
Pr. James MeCoih, ex-prosldnnt ot Prlnoe
ton eollego.dlod Friday ulnht at rrlnooton.N.
J., of weakness resulting from old ago. HIb
end was peaceful and calm, his Cbrlallnn for
tltudu aud faith ramninlug unahakea to the
end.
Jamca McCoah, D. I., I.U D, waa born at
Ayrshire, Kcotlnnd, April 1, 1811. Ho wits
educutod at the universities of (IIupkow
and Ediuburg, and while at the latter
lie wrote an essay on the philosophy
of the Htoles, lor which, ou motion
ot Hir William Hamilton, the honorary
dnjiree of A. M. wns conferred ou
him. In 1H35 he was ordulued a minis
ter of the Church of Scotland at Ar
broathi In 1KIU bo becmne tiostor at
Ilrochlu, whore he was active lu the move
ment which, lu 1X4.1, resulted In tho forma
tion of the Free church, ami where be publish
ed In lti.iU tils book on the "Methods ot the
Diviue (lovernmeut, l'liyslcal aud Moral,"
which laid thn fouudntlon ol bis fume as a
philosophical writer. In 1XM he was chosen
firole?or ol loglo and physics lu Queen's col
ege. Belfast. At this period of his life ho
wrote many books, mortly on religious pliilu
tophy nud kiudred subjocta.
lu Iritis be was elected presldont of Prince
ton uuiversity, aud by bla successful admin
trutiun aud wide repulutiou ooutrlhutvd much
to the rmuarkiiblo prosperity that Institution
now enjoys. He rcalgued the presidency In
lHtiH. Dr. McCoah mprned Miss Iiutbullu
(iutbrlp, a n loon of lr. Thomas (iuthrle, lu
IMS. His writings Include many books and
pampbluts on philosophy nud contributions
to the "I'rinccton liuvlew," which be
loundod.
Christian Bocloloirists.
The Institute of Christian boulology openel
it Uberliu, U., Wednesday, with Jolvgntes
preseut Irom nearly every part ot the coun
try. Olllcers were eleoted as follows: Presi
dent, liev. Dr. Wushlnntou Olnddnn, of Col
umbos. O.t vice-presidents, llev. Dr. Jiimes
H. Fulrobild, lie v. Dr. C. F. Thwillg, ltev.
Dr. J. H. W. Htuckcuborg, ltev. Dr. Josiab
Htronu, Iter. Dr. Luclan V. Wuruor aud l'rot
UruUftiu Tuylor, P, D.
A TRAIN ROBBED IN MISSOURI.
St Louis and Bun Francisco Train Hold
Up and the Ei press Car Looted.
Thn Nt. I.nulk and Hnn Francisco west,
bound train was held up flvn miles west ol
Monett, Mo,, and the ps press enr looted.
Two mnsknil men did thn work In nhoiil
twenty mini lies They secure. I nut ovol
.41111. Thn Imiiillts lioiirdoil tlio triilu as
It stopped ut Veri.un, nud ns thn en
glnner pulled thn phrottln to si art bp
wns confronted with two Winchesters and
Klvon orders lo go alien, I until ,,p
wns told tn hall. Half n mile out tlm
train was slopped and Ihn nuglnncr compelled
to go to Hi press ear. Then hn was told
to order I'.xpiossinnn loli.li I hnpiunn to open
tho door, t'liapinuu did ns r"ip;etiM!, rn.
eognllng F.iiglnner H!i..honson'p volcn. 'I hn
roiiliers imiiiedlntoly covered tho express
messenger wllh iheir guns ami rompelled
lilm to give them thn pnoknges lu sight.
F.nglnccr Miephonson aim then mnr.'heil lack
to his etielfin nnd ordered to pull out. A
posne of cltlxons Is pursuing thn robbers.
RELICS OF A LOST RACE
Valuable Arehnolglnnl Discoveries on the
Mississippi Hlver.
Prof. Wllllnm McAdnms, Ihn nreheolnglst,
ot Alton, III., hna relur I from an expcill-
llnn up thn Mississippi river and hits brought
back pomn tillable) nud luterestliig spncl
mens. Tho Minis were miidn on tlm King
fin in nenr rortiige. The owner Insetting out
some grnpn vinos eiinie across a few rellm. Hn
sent for I'rof. McAdnms, who umdn extniislvn
senroh with great resulls, Probnldy llm most
viilunlile llnd nas a sol of Unit kuivesor dirks
lot in honn handles. Thn Hints tint nli.oit
four Inches long, whllo thn bundles urn per
haps live Im hi-p long. Tho hnndli'S urn ol
elk horn nud nm well preserved,
Nllllietons larlll.'ll vessel, worn foillld.
Homoiif thesn worn hiindsutnely deeoratoil,
A small copper ring was found. II In hollow
nnd Iho ends uro nut welded. A Hnn lot ol
pipes was found varying lu wHitlit Irotti
throe pounds to an ounce, lueolor they worn
red, l.lu.'k nud while. Paris of n bowl were
found. It had evidently been used us a eu.
Innry utensil, judging from Its slzo. Mr. Mc
Ailains llilnks Hint llm restore I vessel would
measure Hcverul loot across the top.
TONG-IIAKS ROUTED.
Nenrly Two Hundred Killed by Japanese
Troops.
A dispatch from Toklo saysi Advices from
FiiHiin, t'oren, under diit" of Novemer HI,
Mutes thnt n battle has been fought between
Japanese troops and rebellious Toug-lluks,
In which the former worn victorious.
According to thepn advices I 'apt. Ruwkl
Willi a dotuehmetit of .litpauosn troops wilt
pent to t hin Hln, In south t'oren, to ipiell Hip
llstiirbauces lu Hint region growing out ot
thn resumption of hostilities uu tho pnrt ol
the 'l ung-links.
Hu.ekl's eommnnd met the rebels In lnrire
force on November II, nud tiller somn des.
perntn lighting completely routed them, 'Ihe
long links lost 1 Mil killed. Thn tiumlier ol
their wounded could lint be lenrned but It Is
very largo. Tlm JapHiiesn captured n largo
ipmiitlty of arms nnd nminunlllon. Tun
Jnpanese loss wns throe wouuilnd.
A dispatch from llirophlnnsnys: It Is ex
Iiisded at henibpiurlers thnt the attack upon
'.nt Arthur will begin Novemner HI.
A dispatch to tho "rail Mull tliaetln" says
thnt Hl.UUO Chinese troops are dufeudlng Port
Arthur.
Twenty Dollars Apiece.
Hoiithhounil pnssenger train No. 2, nn the
Missouri, Kiiiishs h Texas rotd, was run Into
s switch at l.lttle stnllon, four miles north of
Muskogee, I, ''., nhoiit 10 o'clock Tuesday
night, and held up by IS men nil unmasked.
An unsuccessful attempt was iiihiIo to enter
thn pxpress car, nud the bandits then pro
ceeded o rob tho passengers. About f.'HK)
aud several gold watches wore taken.
Bobbers in Central Kansas.
The express companies doing business In
Kansas, assisted by ft number ol bankers
located in the border towns, orn making
special efforts to secure thn arrest of a gang
of despnriiiloes located In Central Kansas,
Thern are thirty members In the gnng, ac
cording to the story ot one ot the rol.liors who
bus been cnught, and detectives hope to be
able to drive the bandits out of the statu.
Rev. Bates Suspended.
Her. W. II. nates, pastor of Ht. John's Itn.
formed church, onn of the largest and most
fashionable congregations In Johnstown, Pa.,
wup flpclnrnil unlllv tt tint nl,i,..,. I . I
.......... w. ..... u.ti,Hn innti
nvainst him. aud by unnlnioiis vote ol the
i, t-ii!i.j,niituii cinspiB, ue mis. ueen u
delluitely suspended from the mlnlsty.
TEE LABOR WORLD.
New Yorx has COO unions.
'J'Ki.r.ni'iNKH employ 10,000 Americans.
t'lM'iNNATi horeshoers work ten hours.
Amkhican tnnkmnkors organise I In 1H24.
'lotstiATi carpenters get from 91 to 3 a
ilny.
Ht. Louts women shoemakers have formed
a tiulon.
Thr Sicilian authorities are allotting land
to laborers.
HAVAXNAit, Oh., has a colored longshore
tneu's union.
iNTKitimoNAL clgar-thakors hare asur
pius ot t450,UiiO.
The American Railway Union Is gaining
ground In the East.
TimiTT p-rosnt. of the Union molderi ot
Cleveland, Olilo, are Idle.
New llAMrsHins cent nil labor unions bavs
formed a Unite association.
About 200 tailors urn employed lu the unl
fonr factories of Great Ilritaln.
Rolmkht riots cost the West HI ling, of
Yorkshire, England, UO.00O in 1H'J3.
Timin are R Kill railroad engineers em
ployed lu the United Utntes and Canada.
Employes of the United States Glass
Company bus been on strike elghtoen
months.
The Cooks and Pastry Cooks' Association
of Now York tins nearly 200 moinuers and a
land ot 1003.
The owners of the Conheoo mills, nt Dover,
N. H., have Increase t wages five percent,
without any douuud Irom the operatives.
Trer-waiTMB In the British War Oflloe re.
eeive only Irom S3.50 to B per week, and
an agitation tor ulguer wages Is In progress.
The triidisi unions of Austr.illn have pro.
tested against the admission of non-union
mrn to the publlo and otmrituble hospitals.
The defaulting Secretary and Treusurerof
the Hwitchmen's Mutual Aid Asiooiatlon
took S32.0DO of the money belonging to the
Order.
Washington Citt bat got four-oent bread,
but It is making trouble In the bakerios, ns
the bakers want to re iuoe the wages of their
employes, nnd a strike Is threatened.
The number of employes of all grades In
the famous Krupp gun manufacturing es
tablishment at Essen, Germany, Is 17,176 1
the number ot children Is 43,6311, and that ot
strikes, 0.
Is oonspquecoe of the closing ot twelve
sulphur mines In Ulolly almost 400U laborers
warn reduced to tbe danger ot starvation.
In the miues still open laborers are glad to
work fourteen hours a duy for twenty oeutt.
''Tub Mutual Society of Linotype Oper
ators and Employes" Is the latest trade or
gunizHtiou in England. It is In leptn lent of
the London Society of Compositors, and will
probably include baud compositors who
work in oflloes where the lluotype machines'
re used.
Too llnnrst.
t'nt.'ln In p. Oliver, now a iinxpiT.
mm store konpor In a prosperous Iowa
vlllagn, once priK'tlced lnw In Ohio,
lieing met by nn old at;iiiitlntun;n,
h wits askc.-l for tho tmrtltTUlBM ot
Ills giving up tho profession.
"Didn't It ngreo wit h your henlth?"
'fill, yen," answered Unclt) David.
Didn't H pnv?"
"Hit', rate "
"Met with aufllclent favor from
tiin nmirtu?"
"All 1 1 otiltl iiHk."
"'J'hen whitt wan It compcllfd Ton
to quit,?"
"Woll, I'll tell you. I wim too lion,
est."
A loud laugh from tlm bystanders
aroused i iit'le David Into earnest,
ticsi, nnd ho rcpciim I i ho Htruiige
atatomont und nulled It to lilt shop
lountcr wllh Ills Imgi! list. Hut Ins
cross-itii. si loner went on.
"When did you llnd this out?"
'in my very Inst riisc."
"W hill WHS thlttr"
' iitie In which I was retnlncd to
prnsecuto a neighbor for killing 'I
dog."
"Ami ho. win aciiilttrd? So you
lot thn fiiso nml gnvo up your pro.
fessluti dlsuoiiriigoily"
"No; ho was i iiiivlfterl."
"Thou ho wns guilty?"
"No; ho wim Innocent?"
' Ihit illdn't tho evldeneo nrove
his guilt?"
"I erliilnly It did."
"Then why tin you nay ho wns In
nocent?" "Iieciiuso 1 hail killed tho tloj my.
aulf n few nights heforu troHpassIng
on my poultry; ami 1 caiiiii t i the
conclusloti that any liiislnrs-t Hint
would aid u limn tj convict u neigh
Imr of his own ci inn's was not the
I us i ti tss lur mo; so J g;ivu it uji."
lllll-IMMtrllnitiiig ns n I Inn Art.
"No nit. In giving nwiiy handliills
In tho Nt reels.'' A In't there? 1 knows
licftor; ntnl ir you had tieeu nt tho
Kit nit! ns long as 1 have you would
iigreii wil It me," declared u ragged,
(lnwn nl liicl ailverilseuient tllstrlle
tiler reietiily, In touvs of lutligmint
dissent.
'You try It nud sen if, provided you
simply hIiovo thn h II at llinm, four
out of every six don't elbow prist you
without iK'ui'iii lug it. i tn tr ir, with
u half bow und n graceful movement
oT the forearm vou tender tho paper,
you'll limit It right enough in most
cases.
"To a man as takes n pleasure. In
his business no mutter how humble
It limy be lt'8 very disheartening to
rco how most folks chucks 'em away
hs soon as they're glanced nt them,
nnd personally nothing makes tiie
moro disgusted than walking nbout
seeing ou nil sides tho bills us thoy've
crumpled up aud wustcd.
"ti Khillin' n day, llko soino of thn
sandwich mon, bus been my usual
pay; tut tho t thn Job ain't such a
hard one, because tho police don't
mind your being on tho pavement
now ami ngnln, whereas, If you have
got the boards nn, they take good
cure us you stops ir. tho gutter."
Onn I'Iiip I'.iasnge.
A very vain preacher having dellv.
cred a sermon In tho hearing of the
ltev. Kobert Hall, pressed him to
state what ho thoughtof tho soim n.
Mr. Hull remained silent for some
lime, but this caused Iho question to
bo pressed with greater earnestness.
At length Mr. Hull admitted: "There
was ono very lino ptssagc." "I nm
rejoiced to hear you sny go. l'ray.
sir, which wns It?" "Why. sir, It wus
tho passage Irom tho pulpit to the
vestry."
It Killed Him.
Vestrls, tho great dancing muster,
died ut Hit, nnd It wus said he would
have lived till a hund'ed but for a
sudden and mortal blow In the shape
of un advertisement. One day he
asked for a newspaper probably for
the llrst time In his life. (Scarcely
had ho opened the sheet, when his
eyes lighted upon thn following:
"Wqntcd, a professor of dancing at
Calcutta. Must be a skillful chirop
odist at tho same time. Ho took to
his bod and never left it again ullvo.
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'.lames, dear, will you bring inn a
hod ot coal front the celiai?" said a
busy wife.
"That's Just, tho way with you,"
said .la ines, with n flown, as hn put
down his book and rose fiom tho it mi
chair.
Must thn wiy with me?"
Yes!" bo snapped. As soon ns
you sen fun enjoying myself, you have
something or oil er lor mo to do.
Didn't you seo 1 was absorbed In my
rending?"
"Wi ll, dear, 1 will do It myself
"Yes, und tell everybody your
mother especially that you have to
carry your own coal up from the cel
lar. No, I'll do IU l et mo inn ik
my placo."
M ho marked tho pin o in the book
at which ho hail ceased reading, mid
when ho went down to tint collar,
grumblli g all the way. sho picked up
tho volume, and found that It wits a
love slory, and Unit llm passage hu
had been al sort ed In was as fol
lows: "My dulling, when you arc my
wire, 1 will shield nud ptotect you
from overy euro; the winds of heaven
shall not visit your face too roughly,
those pretty hands shall never lie
soiled by menial tusks, your wish
shall hn my law, your happiness "
Just then ho reuppeuietl, nnd (hop
ping tho hod upon tho Hour, said:
"There's your coal! Ol vo mo my
book."
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