Ww VOLUME 3. REYNOLDSVILLE, PENN'A., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBKR 31, 1891. NUMBER 23. Children's Reefer Suits Long Pants Suits FOK $3.50 Children's SUITS FOR B.CX). Boys' Knee Pants Suits with extra pair pants $3.00. Boys' Knoc Pants SUITS FOR $1.00. Mens' All-wool SUITS for $6.50. Menu1 Good Business SUITS for $8.00. Mens' Good Black Suits for Dress $10.00. Remember we have one of the Finest CUTTERS in our Merchant Tailor Depart ment. Suits for 820.00 and up. m or Blue Men's, Boy's and Children's SUITS Ajsnr - size - on - styli i Single Breasted Sack Suits, sizes from 33 to 48, Blue or Black. Cutaway Frock Suits, Blue or Black. Regent Cutaway Suits, full long style. "We buy all our suits from the finest manufactory of men's suits and if you find any of our clothing to rip we ask you to bring the suit back and we give you a new suit. Match Us If You Can. BRLL, TIlP ONI V Glotfiler. flatter MIC UNb and Furnlsner. Mens' Prince - Albert SUITS FOK $15.00. G. A. R. Suit, the Best in the world, for 910.00. Two sets buttons Gents, Call and ex amine our All-wool Pants FOR $J.OO. Hats! Hats! For tho Children, Hats! Hats! For the Men and Hats! Hats! Hats! For Everyone. Make a Base - Hit and come to Bell's Our Fall Stock of Overcoats are coming in daily. Undcr- Price Undcr- Wcar, 75c. per suit. STYLES and PRICES to suit the times. We have them for you. Wed a Neck tie to your Col lar. We will tie the knot for 25c. COME IN! Where? TO THE "Bee Hive" store. WHERE L. J. McEntire, & Co., The Grocery man, deals in all kinds of Groceries, Canned Goods, Green Goods Tobacco and CigarB, Flour and Feed, Baled Hay and Straw. FreBh goods always on hand. Country produce taken in exchange for goods. A share of your patronage is respectfully solicited. Very truly yours, Lawrence J. McEntire & Co., Tb Grocery men. J. S. MORROW. DEALER IN Dry Goods, Notions, Boots, and Shoes, Fresh Groceries Flour and Feed. GOODS DELIVERED FREE. OPERA HOUSE BLOCK Reynoldsville, Pa. Important to All ! To Save Money qo to tne People's Bargain Store. Cut price In every department. Fine line children'! cotton underwear from 10c. up; children's all-wool red flannel underwear from 18o. up; heavy quilted ladles' Jersey shirts at 25o.; men's merino underwear 90o. per suit; men's all-wool underwear tl.40 a suit; big line top shirts from 45c. up; detdra able line of men's fine punts from 85o. up; every customer buying a suit of boys' clothes will get a 50c. bat free; fine assortment of shoes at reasonable prioes; men's first-class gloves from 25c. up; handsome table oil cloth at 17c. per yard; big line hats and caps at prioes to suit every customer. Call and be oonvinced that We always make quick sales and small profits. A. KATZEN, SLANG AND JARGON. ORIGIN OF WORDS THAT BECOME A PART OF OUR LANGUAGE. Proprietor. Some Are Kphcmrral, bnt Other Itrlnln Their Popularity Various ( nil Inc. Con tribute to Thin Wnrilinnklnc Rome Writ Known UnmplM. Slang. A new word thot has no just renson for cxistouru; n popular bnt un authorized word, phroso or mode of ex pression; tho jargon of some particulot calling or class in society. Webster. In other word", anything in t ho way of word or expression not in tho diction nry is "slang. " When by reason of long continued popularity nnd general usage it is deemed worthy of n plaeo in the textbook nnd authority of tho language, it ceases to bo "slang. " It is from tho jnrgon of pnrtienlar callings or elapses in society that the EngliNh lungnngo 1b slowly but steadily enriched. Tho slang phrase first becomes dignified with tho term idiom, nnd then it creeps into tho new dictionary. Not nil flang is destined to this apotheosis. Much of it is ephemeral. A great deal of it is meaningless, silly or weak nnd dies in its childhood. Actor folk are given to tho invention of new phrases moro or less expressive, but short lived. "Tho ghost wnlks" is ono of tho fow instances of tho jnrgon of stageland. The theatrical term of "makeup" is now in general rise ns descriptive of anything striking in personal adornment, referring to the clothing nnd not to a disgniso or enhancement of tho featnres as originally. Bong nnd dance men, acrobats, serio comics, sketch teoms and the lower order of theatrical folk in dulge in slang that renders their con versation almost unintelligible. For in stance, some knockout artist was struck by the similarity of tho words pardon and pudding, and to his bright mind the transition to "tapioca" was not dif ficult, bnt there is no probability thnt the expression "Beg your tapioca" will supplant "I beg yonr porden" in the langnago of the polite world. The song and dance mnu may be ex cused in summer days of bankruptcy in calling the man with monoy, willing to spend it fcr refreshment, an "angel," and this expression may in timo creep into the language but for the present the ancient term of "sucker" will suf fice. Circus slang was tho forerunner of the jargon of tho variety stage, nnd in the good days when the "gasiit city of tents" was planted upon every village green the cirens folk had a langunge al most their own. The roots of their vcmocular were tho various parts of the tent and equipment of the show. The boss of tho show was called the "main guy," nnd this expres sion has to a certain extent survived the decline of tho circus, and tho "mnin guy" is frequently hoard of in work shops. The groat cattle ranges of the west have given the world the term "round np. " It originally referred to tho nu uual gathering together of the cattle of various owners that they might tie sepa rated for shipment. Today in tho busi ness world it indicates an inquiry into tho aft airs of a firm or corporation and has really the significance of stock tak ing. Thieves have a gibberish so extensive as to almost constitute a laugungo. It is only understood among themselves nnd by policemen, who are forced to acquire the knowledge of its meaning. Many of tho terms that have boon in nso for yoars are really corruptions of tho Ho brew and had their origin among tho "fenoos" or depots for the reception of stolen goods in London,. This jargon, while oontinued for yearn, has never ob tained outside of the police and criminal classos. "Lost his grip" Is terse, pathetio, almost tragio term, conjuring up as it does the story of wasted ambition, blasted hopes, rnia and dospnir, in all probability originated among lodge peo ple. A man who had "lost his grip" was temporarily in a dilemma. From the mining camps of the for west came "struck it rich, " which now applies to any human anocess; "up the flume, "signifying failure; "hard pan," which weans a solid paying basis; "pe tered sat," which -suggests a gradual declineand final suspension of resources; "gmbstruck," for assistance given a new business enterprise on condition of a shore in perspective or possible profits. Bonanza has been a good English word for 30 years, and the Century dictionary accepted it along with snob, words as "boom," meaning to manufacture sup port and enthusiasm, and "sqnoal, " meaning to confess and betray compan ions. From the railroad yards came "switched, " with the meaning of di verted ; "sidetracked," for temporary failure and suspension, the result of out side in t erf orenoe; "ditched, " as express ing ruin and oollapse, and "wideopon" oame from the locomotive, which re ferred to the throttle and the extreme of speed. Now it means in full swing, reokloss and regardless of interference. "Out of sight" is an anachronism, as it means plainly In sight, and it is growing more and more in favor every day as a synonym for the superlative in appearance, accomplishment or perform ance. It was the balloon soaring toward the sky that was first declared out of sight, and then camo the adaptation of this new form of expressing altitude and exemption from competition. For iustanoe, when Assemblyman Joseph. Cnhill appears with his fearfully nnd wonderfully plalded trousers, which ore said to havo drowned tho roar of tho surf at Manhattan Beach, his admiring constituents cry out: "(Jet onto Cnhill's pants! They nro cut of sight I" Tho ra track has given ns "cinch," as meaning something settled beyond all doubt or perndventnro. A cinch is a saddlo girth, tightened by tho Spanish method of a complicated knot that will not comii nntied. Henco cinch, or sure thing, cinched, or all settled beforo hand, can't lose. Snbe? Exchnngo. CHATS WITH GYPSIES. A Few rhra.es With Which to llrrtik Down tho Itotnnny Itrservr. Tho gypsy is generally talkativo when yon havo broken down tho barriers of reserve For tho benefit of tho novice I will, however, remark that, policemen fprastranicngros) nnd hedgehogs (botch iwichis) nro both good subjects for dis cussion. The gypsy does nut break tho law moro often than his neighbors, but a policeman, ns tho embodiment of nil that is orderly and conventional, is an tipathetic to him. Ah for hedgehogs, they nro cooked nnd eaten by tho Hoin any, who nro wonderfully clever nt tracking nnd capturing theso very shy animals. Tho other day one of my gypsy friends informed mo that as a euro for deafness there was nothing to equal a little melted hedgehog's fat applied to tho ear. Tho following few words and phrases, spelled as phonetically as possible, may bo useful to any one paying his first visit to a Romany camp. By adroitly intro ducing them into his conversation the visitor may succocd in avoiding that ap pearance of inexperience nnd greenness which might tempt his hosts to receive him ns an inquisitive gentile rather thon ns a future "Romany Rai:" Good day, brother Kooshto dlwns, pnl. What Is your niimeT... Ho sen tootyn navt 1, you Mandy, touty. Give mo Del nmndy. To wo To dik, A llttlo Wr A koosl levlnor. To smoke n pipe. To toov a swegler. Tent, cariivnn Tun, wnrdo. Water Punnl. Child I'havvi. Yes, no Awn, kok. Good luck to you I Kooshto Itok to toot y I Pall Mall Budget Crowing Wnlklng Stick. The cultivation of material for walk ing sticks is carried on in quite an ex tensive senlo in some ports of Europe, and special attention is often paid to making tho roots grow into Bhnpely forms for handles. Whilo in London last year I went in to a manufacturing es tablishment, tho floor spaco of wiiich covers nearly an nere. This concorn has storehouses filled with native and for eign sticks, from which stock is drawn as wanted for the shops. Tho sticks as they grow nro often very crooked and have to ho straightened. A heap of sand is piled on tho top of a hot stove, into which tho sticks nro plunged until they become pliable. Tho workman takes the crooked stick whilo it is yet hot nnd inserts it in a notch cut in a stout board, placed ot on angle inclined from him, where ho bends and strains it. When it has become perfectly straight, it is thrown down to cool, after which it be comes rigid nnd permanent in its lines. Tho same power which makes a crooked stick straight is applied to innko a straight ono crooked. All tho various kinds of sticks that uro required to bo curled or twisted oro, by tho application of heat, mndu to nssumo almost nuy shnpo or form. St. Louis (1 lobe-Democrat. What Khe Liked. Young Mr. Hopkins went to the World's fair at Chicago, and while there met a charming American young lady who proved to be his fato. After a brief wooing they wore wed, and yonng Hopkins sent to the old folks at horns a glowing description of his wealthy, handsome and accomplished wifa A fow mouths later they returned to England, and old Mr. Hopkins invit ed a few friends to a quiet supper to meet bis "oharming daughtor-in-law, " as he termed tho lady. The evening passed off splendidly till supper, and then we were astounded. The old gontlemon asked Mrs. Hopkins, Jr., what she would take for supper, saying, "I am afraid our homely Eng lish dishes oannot compare with yonr American delicacies. " ' 'Perhaps not, " oame the unexpected reply, "but I'll tell you what I'd like, and that is some of that cold cabbage left from dinner. I'm a Nebnohadnezzar for greens. "Lon don Chronicle. Stammering Children. It is safe to say that, out of every 1,000 children in the Boston sohoola, teven stutter or stammer. Of all boys fa the schools 1.19 per cent are stutter ers, while only .43 per oent of all girls stutter. This is in aooord with observa tions of European experts, who say tbut three or four times as many boys as girls stutter habitually. Boston schools show a smaller proportion of stutterer than German and Russian schools. Boston Transcript. Pnhlio executions in Paris prove very profitable to the owners of houses com manding the scene. Windows aro let out for the occasion, the landlords watching for tho first sign of the exe cution and theu at ouoe sending word to tho persons who have hired tho room. Norwegians give cods' heads mixed with marine plants to their cows to in grease the yield of milk. THE CONVERTED KINO. On ro to a wicked king drew nigh, On til Intent, a mousing spy, Who sold, "I know a trnHKi old man ' Who cnlls yon nil thnt tnnllco can A cruel tynnt, fired hy Imtc, Who grinds the poor nnd Heed tho state." The king was vexed, nnd In reply IhH'lnred the plunderer should die, But whi n 1 j ennie tiefore the king H" answered "Yin" to everything The spy had chargni. "Look round," snld he, "On nil your work of misery. No suhjert stirs h' Hps fmm fear, And siwaklng truth Iws lu-uncut mo hero." The king, on finding one so hold, Confessed to nil tho truth ho told And promised straightway to amend And to his subject ho n friend, Then gavo to him who darnl to dlo Honors for his Ann bravery. Joel Benlon In New York Ledger. THE RETIRED BURGLAR. Ills fondness For t.lltln Children Oris film Into Trouble. "I nlwnya was fond of littlo chil dren, "snid tho retired burglar, "end onco I served it term on thnt ncnonnt. I had gono into n house in tho western part of tho stato and rummaged nbotit down stairs, nnd finally got up nnd got into a room whero there was a man nnd his wifo nnd a littlo baby, nil asleep. Tho bnby was in a eradlo that stood nt tho foot of tho bed. Not far from tho cradle, standing against tho wall, wns tho bureau. I transferred whatever there was of valno in tho bureau, and then I turned to the bnby. I couldn't help it. I turned my light on the kid to look at him, nnd it woke him up. Ho stnred nt me a littlo, and then he began to smilo and double np his fists nt mc. "Well, ho looked so fanny thnt I chucked him nnder tho chin, and that seemed to tickle him immensely. He threw up his legs nnd his nrms and laughed more'n ever and tried to say something, but all he could sny was 'Ooo-o-o, ' bnt that was enough. Yon hove heard of women so tired you could not wake 'em np firing a cannon in the next room that would wake up in a min ute if the bnby turned in its cradle? Well, when this baby said 'Uoo-o-o, ' its mother not only woke np instantly, but siie began to get up beforo she was fair ly awake, and all the time she was look ing toward the cradle, and she saw tho light long before I could douso it. Theu she screamed, nnd I made a great break for the door. "Bnt the mnu got there beforo I did, and besidos being very quick he wns very ablebodied and not tho least bit afraid. In fact, he was a better man than I was, and tho upshot of this busi ness was that I got four years and six months just for stopping to chuck n lit tle shaver under the chin. "Now York Snn. Death of a Famous Cnchnrha Dancer. Mrs. Lyuo-Stepliens, whose funeral in England took plaeo recently, hud so completely outlived her celebrity that sho does not find n plaeo in "Men nnd Women of tho Timo," yet when tho century wns young tho namo of Mllo. Duvernay was a household word, nnd tho nnthor of the "Ingoldsby Legends" puts into tho mouth of Lord Tomnoddy when addressing, "TigerTim"thowordB: Mallbran's dead, Duvernay's fled, Tngltont him not yet nrrtved In her stead. Tiger Tim, come tell mo true, Whnt may a nobleman find to do? Dnvernny, tho dancer, dying nt 81, has survived Mnlibrun, the singer, 08 years. The former married Mr. Lyne Htephons, a wealthy man, who left her a life interest in his seat in Norfolk nnd also most of his property. Sho survived him over 80 years. Mrs. Lyno-Stephens also hnd a residence nt Rochnmptou, whero sho took a doep interest in tho oouveut Self Command. "Self command is tho mnin ole ganoe;" "self control is the rule," says Emerson. . He is enforcing that rule of manners which bids us avoid the exaggeration that causes loss of power and heat that makes our inferiors our superiors. He quotes from tho austere, resorved, elo quent St. Just, "Keep cool, and yon oommand everybody," and from the wily old Talleyrand, "Above all, gen tlemen, no heat " A Woman City Treasurer. Miss Smiley, who has just been elect ed oity treasurer of Montrose, Colo., resigns a plaoe as bead clerk in one of the largest dry goods houses in the city to aooopt the office. She received her nomination through the efforts of the Woman's Political club, indorsed, how ever, by some of the leading business men f the place. Forest Air. There is a general impression that the humidity of the air is greater in the woods than in the open fields. This is contradicted, however, by the result of observations recently made in Germany. It was fonnd there that the humidity, both relative and absolute, was slightly greater iu the open than in the woods, and this was true equally in the morn ing and in the afternoon. As to the tomperaturo of the air among the trees, it was a tritio higher than in tho opon In the morning, and in a more marked degree in the afternoon. Youth's Companion. A Matter of Tut. She But bow can yon think I'm pretty when my nose turns np so? Ho Well, all I have to soy is that it shows mighty poor taste iu booking away front, such a lovely mouth. Standard.